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I'm fine. What are you talking about, you do not look fat in those jeans. I'll give you a call.

We lie all the time. And we get away with it quite often, too. But some folks push their made-up narrative so far, it's hard to imagine anyone actually believing them.

So they end up on the subreddit r/thatHappened. Its members share evidence of "people telling outrageous tall tales that would make Walter Mitty proud" and they have compiled quite the archive since the creation of this online community in 2012.

Here are some of its best gems.

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From Cursed Comments

From Cursed Comments

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope you don't mind him losing his fertility to a totally preventable case of the mumps, and having no biological grandchildren?

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Jesus Christ. What An Idiot

Jesus Christ. What An Idiot

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol, this one should be number one for the massive cringe value.

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Sometimes people lie just to inflate their image—some think this motivation is the reason behind President Donald Trump's demonstrably false statement that his Inauguration crowd was bigger than President Barack Obama's first one. But people also lie to cover up bad behavior, as American swimmer Ryan Lochte did during the 2016 Summer Olympics by claiming to have been robbed at gunpoint at a gas station when, in fact, he and his teammates, drunk after a party, had been confronted by armed security guards after damaging property.

We can find similar examples even in fields that are dedicated to the search for eternal truth. And one doesn't have to look far, either. Take the physicist Jan Hendrik Schön, for example, whose purported breakthroughs in molecular semiconductor research proved to be fraudulent.

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Imagine Getting Called Out Like That, By Harry Styles Himself

Imagine Getting Called Out Like That, By Harry Styles Himself

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He swore to God. Imagine 'god' profile also replying: Stop using me for your lies, Mike.

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#4

Not Really Sure What Is There To Brag About Anyways

Not Really Sure What Is There To Brag About Anyways

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Running A 5k In 10 Minutes

Running A 5k In 10 Minutes

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Lying is something many of us are very good at. We do it while interacting with strangers, co-workers, friends, and loved ones. Turns out, our capacity for dishonesty is as fundamental to us as our need to trust others, which ironically makes us terrible at detecting lies. Being deceitful is woven into us, so much so that it would be truthful to say that to lie is human.

The ubiquity of lying was first documented systematically two decades ago by Bella DePaulo, a social psychologist at the University of California, Santa Barbara. DePaulo and her colleagues asked 147 adults to jot down for a week every instance they tried to mislead someone. The researchers discovered that the subjects lied on average one or two times a day. Most of these untruths were innocuous, intended to hide one's inadequacies or to protect the feelings of others. Some lies were excuses (one subject blamed the failure to take out the garbage on not knowing where it needed to go). Yet other lies, such as a claim of being a diplomat's son, were aimed at presenting a false image. While these were minor transgressions, a later study by DePaulo and other colleagues involving a similar sample indicated that most people have, at some point, told one or more "serious lies", like hiding an affair from a spouse, or making false claims on a college application.

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How Does She Expect Anyone To Believe Her? My Mother Sent Me This From Our Neighborhood Facebook Group

How Does She Expect Anyone To Believe Her? My Mother Sent Me This From Our Neighborhood Facebook Group

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What I read here is "I fantasized about committing assault on strangers to to promote my snake oil"

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#8

And Then The Coronavirus Clapped

And Then The Coronavirus Clapped

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It may be "incredibly easy" according to this tweeter, but I'm pretty impressed by anyone who can accidentally swallow an entire mask by accident.

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Researchers suggest that lying as a behavior arose pretty soon after the emergence of language. The ability to manipulate others without using physical force likely conferred an advantage in the competition for resources and mates, akin to the evolution of deceptive strategies in the animal kingdom, such as camouflage.

"Lying is so easy compared to other ways of gaining power," Sissela Bok, an ethicist at Harvard University who's one of the most prominent thinkers on the subject, told Nat Geo. "It's much easier to lie in order to get somebody's money or wealth than to hit them over the head or rob a bank.

"Experts are learning that we're prone to believe some lies even when they're easily contradicted by clear evidence. These insights suggest that our proclivity for deceiving others, and our vulnerability to being deceived, are especially consequential in the age of social media.

So in the case of r/ThatHappened, it's nice to see that we can still retain our ability to distinguish truth from fiction.

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Lady Who Lives In Massive Fantasy Land Goes To Disneyland

Lady Who Lives In Massive Fantasy Land Goes To Disneyland

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#11

Woman Finds Microchip In Her Son’s Mask!?

Woman Finds Microchip In Her Son’s Mask!?

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#12

Of All The Things That Didn't Happen, This Didn't Happen The Most

Of All The Things That Didn't Happen, This Didn't Happen The Most

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KJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Decided to turn lesbian, it's not like deciding to wear jeans instead of shorts today lol.

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#13

Mhmm, Yeah Sure It Was

Mhmm, Yeah Sure It Was

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Cecily Holland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one really annoys me! These self entitled, self absorbed mental midgets really think they have it that bad. It’s disrespectful and disgusting

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#14

This 2-Year-Old Must Have A Degree Already

This 2-Year-Old Must Have A Degree Already

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Otter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sympathies to that child, s/he's going to grow up having their needs ignored, because mum needs them to make her feel better about her life.

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Everyone’s Worst Nightmare

Everyone’s Worst Nightmare

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Oh Yeah. For Sure

Oh Yeah. For Sure

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but on the other hand she is probably still paying the hospital bills for the delivery of het son.

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Brags To All Their Friends For Saving Their Life With Essential Oils

Brags To All Their Friends For Saving Their Life With Essential Oils

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#18

Discord Users Are A Different Breed

Discord Users Are A Different Breed

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because we all know when the universe began, the big bang and all that, monkeys were already well established 🤦‍♀️ not even apes, he said monkeys. Zero effort

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And All Vampires Clapped

And All Vampires Clapped

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Cecily Holland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah. It went like this. The other kid called her an idiot and she acted like one by being a teenage baby who bites like a toddler which is her mentality

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Leo Domitrix
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So this kid can transmit tetanus. Pleasae test her also for Hpe B/HepC, HSV, HIV, syphilis, and TB. And an IQ, too, just in case. B/c yeah, you can give someone tetanus by a bite, but generally the risk from human bite is very low.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably, the kid's test of Hep, HSV, HIV, syph, TB and IQ will turn out negative.

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Brian Bennett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are a vampiric idiot you were supposed to bite her neck you idiot!

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ephemeral_mochi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't understand how she's a vampire in the first place! That's common knowledge!

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Raven DeathShade
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look, I like vampires. To the point of pretending to be one online. But this is going too far. Vampires, while inherently fascinating as a concept, do not exist and they shouldn't in the first place. They are fictional characters, and they should stay that way. It's fine to pretend to be one, sure. But to the point where you drink blood and hurt others for no good reason, it is unacceptable. This has been a Lecture On Pretending To Be A Vampire By Somebody Who Pretends To Be A Vampire. Thank you.

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Leo Domitrix
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, I thank you, becaust hat is a very good point. There's fun, and then there's.... a need for serious psychiatric intervention, and I think you're having fun, and this kid needs the shrink *stat*

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Serial pacifist
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You suck blood, but you were obviously the victim of a brainpire who sucked your brain!

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Davis the Un-Greatest
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if she thinks she’s a vampire WHY IS SHE SITTING NEAR AN OPEN WINDOW!!!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read "so I bet her head" instead of "hand", strange image popped up in my head though hand isn't less strange

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can visual this girl saying “It’s NOT just a phase, mom!”

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Tobias Rieper
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why is it if someone calls someone a general insult like moron or twat they never get accused of humanphobia

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Jen-Jae
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are a mortal yourself. Don't believe me? Stab yourself in the heart, take it out and see what happens

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Bevo Nostro
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vamphobic slur: The speech impediment caused by long canine teeth which limits the unfortunate sufferer to speech that sounds like somebody talking while biting a ripe peach.

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Steve Wilson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Years ago I was walking through a city plaza & a bunch of these vampires swarmed the place. One dude walked up to me, stuck his face about 4 inches from mine & snarled, revealing a set of fake vampire teeth. He looked all butthurt when I broke out laughing. I don’t think that’s the reaction he expected.

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ThatOneWriter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm having flashbacks to high school. At least three different people were "part vampire" or "actually werewolves".

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The need for attention is real. And desperate, my god so desperate.

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April Stephens
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In high school, my friend insisted she was a real vampire. Since then, we've fallen out of touch, but I am dying to know whether she really believed it or was just pranking me. Same with this girl!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bites from human mouths can (rarely) be blamed for tetanus, but usually it's something in the environment getting into the wound. Maybe the biter did not have her fangs cleaned.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

… what? I mean we’re all tired of them mortals but we don’t go biting people. Much.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someday she’ll look back on this and cringe. At least she should.

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Celtic Pirate Queen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be honest - if you bit my hand & it "may" have resulted in tetanus, my parents would probably sue you too. I would have just kicked the sh*t out of you & been done.

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MilaFi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh no! Looks like this immortal vampire forgot the rule about not letting anyone know you are an immortal vampire. Oopsie!

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Kyan Q
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

society is f****d now here are people who think they are vampires, dogs, fairies, whats next some guy decides to be a deer and gets shot

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Human bites are some of the most dangerous because of the many germs in our mouths. Most of the are no danger because our body is constantly producing saliva and we swallow most of them. Tetanus is a danger from any sort of puncture, but especially human bites because of the accompanying bacteria. The protocol for dealing with human bites is to immediately run it under water and do whatever possible to induce the wound to bleed and call 911 and get to an ER.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amazing how you're able to take a photo in full sunlight, "vampire."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Send her to Japan. She won't last a second with all the Doinkers and Rising Suns.

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Kiwii Stone
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't necessarily doubt that she bit the girl's hand but I doubt she broke the skin

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Jan Smith
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my dear, you are not a vampire. but, you are a nasty human being!

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Petros Vrasivanopoulos
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

shes just cant accept that she isnt pretty, smart and that her dad deosnt love her

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While These Children Weren’t Oxygen Starved, The Poster Was At Birth

While These Children Weren’t Oxygen Starved, The Poster Was At Birth

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Weird how some folks wear one for a full shift and are fine, they must be ghosts or something I guess.

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Found This On A “People Who Think Liking Harry Potter Is A Personality Trait” Fb Page

Found This On A “People Who Think Liking Harry Potter Is A Personality Trait” Fb Page

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#23

And Then Ben Franklin’s Image Clapped

And Then Ben Franklin’s Image Clapped

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Well, That Saved Me A Goog!

Well, That Saved Me A Goog!

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can believe that someone in a bar actually said that, after a beer or twelve.

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I Won't Remember Posting This

I Won't Remember Posting This

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Hate When People Underestimate The Condoms I Use In A Night Smh

Hate When People Underestimate The Condoms I Use In A Night Smh

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This Has To Be A Joke, Right?

This Has To Be A Joke, Right?

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Anti Vaxxers Are A Gold Mine

Anti Vaxxers Are A Gold Mine

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm positive this is the same person who would be convinced dihydrogen monoxide is super toxic too.

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Then The Toys Clapped

Then The Toys Clapped

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then he cited Marx and refuted his argument with Hegel's counterargument!

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