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This Online Community Shares “Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened” And Here’re 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones
I'm fine. What are you talking about, you do not look fat in those jeans. I'll give you a call.
We lie all the time. And we get away with it quite often, too. But some folks push their made-up narrative so far, it's hard to imagine anyone actually believing them.
So they end up on the subreddit r/thatHappened. Its members share evidence of "people telling outrageous tall tales that would make Walter Mitty proud" and they have compiled quite the archive since the creation of this online community in 2012.
Here are some of its best gems.
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#1
From Cursed Comments
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#2
Jesus Christ. What An Idiot
Sometimes people lie just to inflate their image—some think this motivation is the reason behind President Donald Trump's demonstrably false statement that his Inauguration crowd was bigger than President Barack Obama's first one. But people also lie to cover up bad behavior, as American swimmer Ryan Lochte did during the 2016 Summer Olympics by claiming to have been robbed at gunpoint at a gas station when, in fact, he and his teammates, drunk after a party, had been confronted by armed security guards after damaging property.
We can find similar examples even in fields that are dedicated to the search for eternal truth. And one doesn't have to look far, either. Take the physicist Jan Hendrik Schön, for example, whose purported breakthroughs in molecular semiconductor research proved to be fraudulent.
#3
Imagine Getting Called Out Like That, By Harry Styles Himself
Serial pacifist 4 years ago (edited)
He swore to God. Imagine 'god' profile also replying: Stop using me for your lies, Mike.
#4
Not Really Sure What Is There To Brag About Anyways
#5
Running A 5k In 10 Minutes
Lying is something many of us are very good at. We do it while interacting with strangers, co-workers, friends, and loved ones. Turns out, our capacity for dishonesty is as fundamental to us as our need to trust others, which ironically makes us terrible at detecting lies. Being deceitful is woven into us, so much so that it would be truthful to say that to lie is human.
The ubiquity of lying was first documented systematically two decades ago by Bella DePaulo, a social psychologist at the University of California, Santa Barbara. DePaulo and her colleagues asked 147 adults to jot down for a week every instance they tried to mislead someone. The researchers discovered that the subjects lied on average one or two times a day. Most of these untruths were innocuous, intended to hide one's inadequacies or to protect the feelings of others. Some lies were excuses (one subject blamed the failure to take out the garbage on not knowing where it needed to go). Yet other lies, such as a claim of being a diplomat's son, were aimed at presenting a false image. While these were minor transgressions, a later study by DePaulo and other colleagues involving a similar sample indicated that most people have, at some point, told one or more "serious lies", like hiding an affair from a spouse, or making false claims on a college application.
#6
How Does She Expect Anyone To Believe Her? My Mother Sent Me This From Our Neighborhood Facebook Group
Samantha Lomb 4 years ago
What I read here is "I fantasized about committing assault on strangers to to promote my snake oil"
#7
The Entire Sub Is Like This
#8
And Then The Coronavirus Clapped
Researchers suggest that lying as a behavior arose pretty soon after the emergence of language. The ability to manipulate others without using physical force likely conferred an advantage in the competition for resources and mates, akin to the evolution of deceptive strategies in the animal kingdom, such as camouflage.
"Lying is so easy compared to other ways of gaining power," Sissela Bok, an ethicist at Harvard University who's one of the most prominent thinkers on the subject, told Nat Geo. "It's much easier to lie in order to get somebody's money or wealth than to hit them over the head or rob a bank.
"Experts are learning that we're prone to believe some lies even when they're easily contradicted by clear evidence. These insights suggest that our proclivity for deceiving others, and our vulnerability to being deceived, are especially consequential in the age of social media.
So in the case of r/ThatHappened, it's nice to see that we can still retain our ability to distinguish truth from fiction.
#9
Antivax Jesus Made Me Want To Die
#10
Lady Who Lives In Massive Fantasy Land Goes To Disneyland
#11
Woman Finds Microchip In Her Son’s Mask!?
#12
Of All The Things That Didn't Happen, This Didn't Happen The Most
#13
Mhmm, Yeah Sure It Was
Cecily Holland 4 years ago
This one really annoys me! These self entitled, self absorbed mental midgets really think they have it that bad. It’s disrespectful and disgusting
#14
This 2-Year-Old Must Have A Degree Already
Otter 4 years ago
My sympathies to that child, s/he's going to grow up having their needs ignored, because mum needs them to make her feel better about her life.
ThatOneWriter 4 years ago
I grew up with a mom like this and you are 100% correct. That child is going to be mom's emotional support person which is going to royally screw them up.
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Got Myself 4 Dwarves 4 years ago
When my kids were two they'd wake me up by sitting on my head or poking my eyes. But yeah cool, two year olds are always making meals....I mean, when my oldest was about 5 she made me breakfast in bed for Mother's Day.....well she threw a packet of crisps at me from the doorway - that counts? Right?
Birgit M 4 years ago
It counts and it doesn‘t make you less of a woman! 😉
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Vicky Z 4 years ago
If there were no walls on the way to the kitchen i think it's very realistic that the kid cooked
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H Edwards 4 years ago
Two year old made breakfast unsupervised and brought it to mummy in bed before she even woke up. I'm assuming this person actually does have a two year old child, so how does she look at this child and think 'yeah, I'm going to say my child did/said this thing, and it's going to sound completely plausible'?
GoddessOdd 4 years ago
My two year olds woke me up on Mothers Day with a freshly prepared omelet and mimosas, and then one played violin while the other danced a new interpretive dance she'd just choreographed that morning. Afterwards, they presented me with an oil painting they'd been working on to surprise me , and then drove me to the Planetarium to see their new light show.
Susan Green 4 years ago
Yes. That’s perfectly normal, when the 2 year old is imaginary.
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Tinykame 4 years ago
Damn when my oldest was 4 he ate a flipping light bulb. Someone give this kid an honorary doctorate
Tinykame 4 years ago
And when my youngest was 4 he thought Campbell's soup was made of people. I'm looking to trade in two very disappointing children. Didnt know I could expect them to feed me at 2. They are teens now and I still don't get breakfast in bed.
Load More Replies... Cecily Holland 4 years ago
Most 2 year olds can only squeal, pick their nose and can’t string a sentence together
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
Two year old, huh? Sure he didn’t make poop art on the living room walls instead?
Jerry Lane 4 years ago
You have a 2 year old cooking with flames and sharp knives without supervision, who also talks with the sensitivity of a good girlfriend? Lady, do you even have a friend much less a child?
Lynne Harbison 4 years ago
Aged 3, my daughter brought me breakfast in bed. Because she wasnt allowed near electrical appliances, it was a mug of cold tap water with a teabag floating, and a slice of plain bread. She sat on the bed to watch me enjoy my "breakfast".
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
A two year old would say "it doesn't make you less of a woman"" ? Now tell me she reads dictionary's as a hobby!
Allen Lavine 4 years ago
Y'all never seen that new show coming to a&e baby chefs 2-4 year olds
Ember 4 years ago
Ha ha ha....I’d love to meet the 2 year old who can articulate in full sentences like this
m j m 4 years ago
My 2 year old once did make me a meal....... a mustard sandwich ......I had to choke it down while smiling and saying how good it was
Lorrie Rothstein 4 years ago
What 2 year old goes near the oven? What 2 year old understands daddy left and mom is not less of a woman?
Unnamed Hooman 4 years ago
I have an almost 2 year old sister who doesn’t even speak full sentences
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
Fascinating! My 2-year-old brother made dinner with me (and tasted it, declaring it "nummy food"), but it was under a TON of supervision and I was holding his hand while he put ingredients into it. It was chicken corn chowder. A dish with a long history of being cooked with 2-year-olds.
Carol Emory 4 years ago
Because 2 year old children can reach a stove and/or have the wherewithal to speak full and grammatically correct sentences.
Jonathan MacFarlane 2 years ago
My child said, "Toggle Properties subsection Natural occurrence Synthesis Toggle Synthesis subsection Applications Toggle Applications subsection Other forms of boron nitride Toggle Other forms of boron nitride subsection Health issues See also Notes References External links Boron nitride Article Talk Read Edit View history Tools This is a good article. Click here for more information. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Boron nitride Magnified sample of crystalline hexagonal boron nitride Names IUPAC name Boron nitride Identifiers CAS Number 10043-11-5 check 3D model (JSmol) Interactive image ChEBI CHEBI:50883 check ChemSpider 59612 check ECHA InfoCard100.030.111 Edit this at Wikidata EC Number 233-136-6 Gmelin Reference216 MeSHElbor PubChem CID 66227 RTECS number ED7800000 UNII 2U4T60A6YD ☒ CompTox Dashboard (EPA) DTXSID5051498 Edit this at Wikidata InChI SMILES Properties Chemical formulaBN Molar mass24.82 g/mol AppearanceColorless crystals Density2.1 g/cm3"
Jonathan MacFarlane 2 years ago
I just copy pasted this from Wikipedia and got anarchy.
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Kim Armand Nielsen 2 years ago
A two year old have no perspective of time and day, hence not specific dates. Two year olds dont even expect christmas :-|
WalkingSky️ 3 years ago
2 year old: speech about life 2 year old: makes breakfast Idk how Mother: OmG tHATs sO KeWl Me: fake
Lee MacKenzie 3 years ago
Wow- what an amazingly verbal 2 year old. And wow, what a load of crap .
Mayrene Chester 3 years ago
a 2-year old said "make you less of a woman" never mind the fact that he made breakfast....
Loraine MacGinness 4 years ago
No way can you expect anyone to believe this tale ? What a dreadful mother, Your daughter will be leaving you soon too !!
Celtic Pirate Queen 4 years ago
Riiiiight - a TWO YEAR OLD made you breakfast in bed? Okay - full stop, because the rest is just such complete bullsh*t, I can't believe you had the nerve to post it. Do you honestly believe people think your TWO YEAR OLD did/said this. You are an absolute moron who had no business breeding.
David Gripon 4 years ago
Or smeared a banana on her face and asked if he could watch Bob The Builder. Same thing really.
Afton Kleinsorge 4 years ago
Bro what kind of two year old can speak in full sentences and talks like a fourty year old tho
Nikki Sevven 4 years ago
No 2yo would ever think of such a thing, never mind articulate it in that way.
Chad Thurlow 4 years ago
I'm sorry you feel like such a failure but you don't need to act the part.
Nicole Blomkamp 4 years ago
Aha! One of those self- programable robotic dolls! Good investment.
Shelli Aderman 4 years ago
🤣 It was probably a handful of half eaten Cheerios, and a “Ah wuf you” 😉
Kitty Jordan 4 years ago
Even within this fantasy... a 2-year-old made breakfast by herself/himself? Wow.
Jonah Denny-Mayo 4 years ago
I just don't understand it. This is the most trashy thing to lie about and it's not even realistic. My condolences to the kid because she's probably going to have to take care of her mother growing up.
TrixicBird(Any pronouns) 4 years ago
because they reference being called mommy and a woman?
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Everyone’s Worst Nightmare
#16
Oh Yeah. For Sure
Falcon dimi 4 years ago
but on the other hand she is probably still paying the hospital bills for the delivery of het son.
#17
Brags To All Their Friends For Saving Their Life With Essential Oils
#18
Discord Users Are A Different Breed
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
Because we all know when the universe began, the big bang and all that, monkeys were already well established 🤦♀️ not even apes, he said monkeys. Zero effort
#19
And All Vampires Clapped
#21
While These Children Weren’t Oxygen Starved, The Poster Was At Birth
#22
Found This On A “People Who Think Liking Harry Potter Is A Personality Trait” Fb Page
#23
And Then Ben Franklin’s Image Clapped
Cecily Holland 4 years ago
No he offered her 100 then got a closer look and asked for a refund
#24
Well, That Saved Me A Goog!
#25
I Won't Remember Posting This
#26
Her Jaw Dropped
#27
Hate When People Underestimate The Condoms I Use In A Night Smh
#28
This Has To Be A Joke, Right?
#29
Anti Vaxxers Are A Gold Mine
Samantha Lomb 4 years ago
I'm positive this is the same person who would be convinced dihydrogen monoxide is super toxic too.
#30
Then The Toys Clapped
Serial pacifist 4 years ago (edited)
And then he cited Marx and refuted his argument with Hegel's counterargument!
#31
Ye Right And Cats All Clapped
#32
Highly Doubt It
Ceph Alopod 4 years ago
Out of all the things so far this one seems slightly plausible just due to sense of humor
#33
That Totally Happened
#34
She Also Happens To Be A Wannabe Travel/Wellness Influencer
FromageFeet 4 years ago
Because it wouldn’t be weird for a stranger to take pictures of you alone in a bikini without you being aware….not at all.
#35
Sorry, What The Hell Did I Just Read?
#36
Cos A Dentist Has Enough Time To Watch An Entire Film Instead Of Working
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
I wish this one was true. I'd love a lunch break where you just sit and watch full-length movies in your waiting room.
#37
I’m Sure They Jumped Another $15 An Hour For No Reason
#38
Became A Bird Person
#39
Another Clueless Nitwit Who Thinks They're Smarter Than The Teacher
#40
Le Epic Protest
#41
Of Course They Said That
#42
“Lone Wolf” Beats Up 6 People
#43
Stunning And Brave
#44
Hear Me Roar
#45
Even Some Of The Commenters Are Feeling Sus
#46
A Bunch Of People On The Comments Said That They Had Done Something Similar. Is This A Common Thing?
#47
Woman Convinces Everyone At CVS To Take Off Their Masks - No Really This Happened I Was The One Clapping
#48
No One Liked That
Helena Houzarová 4 years ago
Why would they ask about salt? Raw means uncooked, not unseasoned.
#49
I Don’t Think So
#50
Very Likely Story
#51
Must Be Pretty Rich Huh?
#52
Mlm Huns Need To Come Up With Better Lies
#53
The Professor Is 16?
#54
The Waiter Literally Cried
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
Anonymous people posting their bribery attempts on the internet. Sure.
#55
Did The Whole Cafeteria Clap As Well?
#56
Real Gamer Girl
#57
Maybe Believe If He Wasn't Complete Vermin
#58
I’m Literally Non-Binary And Have Never Felt Like I Was Misgendering A Fckn Chess Piece
Ray Martin 4 years ago
In a game of chess there are an estimated 1,327 named openings and variants. If each of those opening gambits created an alternate timeline, in precisely none of them would this story be true.
#59
And Then People Around The Neighborhood Clapped
#60
Of Course It Did Deer
Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago
She's like "OHHH I'm so happy to be grabbing my phone that's in the bathroom for some reason that is also oh-so conveniently propped up against something with the camera app on!! Wait, whoa, hold on, did it just take this really well-lit picture of me while I was reaching in to grab it??? :0"
#61
Kids Think He’s Walt Disney And He Can’t Bear To Tell Them Otherwise
troufaki13 4 years ago
I'm pretty sure these children don't even know Walt Disney was a real person
#62
"Accidentally Gave Myself The Vaccine" Via Twitter! Riiiiight
#63
Sure Thing Bruh Bruh
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
I could see this happening. I'd certainly be tempted to do that as an employee. (Though I also don't put up with nonsense and send line jumpers to the back.)
#64
Yes I’m Sure That’s Why You Uploaded It
#65
A Kindergartner Can Definitely Say That
Something 4 years ago (edited)
"How do countries come to go to war?" the little boy inquired, looking up from his book. "For various reasons," explained the father. "Now, there was Germany and Russia. They went to war because the Russians mobilized." "Not at all, my dear," the wife interrupted. "It was because the Austrians—" "Tut, tut, my love!" the husband remonstrated. "Don't you suppose I know?" "Certainly not—you are all wrong. It was because—" "Mrs. Perkins, I tell you it was because—" "Benjamin, you ought to know better, you have boggled—" "Your opinion, madam, has not been requested in this matter." "Shut up! I won't have my child mistaught by an ignoramus." "Don't you dare, you impudent—" "And don't you dare bristle at me, or I'll—" "Oh, never mind!" the little boy intervened. "I think I know now how wars begin."
#66
I'm Sure Ya Did Buddy
#67
Found This On Some Investment Entrepreneur Instagram Account
#68
Docs Know You Are Educated
#69
Youtube Comments Are A Goldmine
#70
Woah Great Job, Kid
#71
Gay Shakespeare
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
There's gay fiction. When I was a teen, I had literally read ALL LGBTQ fiction in my local library. Times have changed. There are now more options out there than any one person could possibly read. Ask your local librarian or a google a reading list for suggestions. (Or, legit, ask me here. Be as specific as you want. I've probably read one I can recommend for your interest.)
#72
Posted By A “Influencer” Do People Honestly Believe This S**t?
#73
No Such Thing As Conflict Of Interest!
#74
And Everyoone Started Cheering
#75
S**t Break Snacks In Fantasyland
#76
Wise Worlds From A Wise 7 Year Old
#77
Freestyle Rapping During An Interview... Hmm!
#78
Target Will Miss Them
Helen Haley 4 years ago
This doesn't happen. What actually happens is antimaskers throwing themselves onto the floor in a fit like a toddler.
#79
You Can't Take Crack Orally And It Doesn't Prevent You From Blinking
#80
Teacher Quits Because Of Camo Jokes
#81
It's True Guys, I Was The Sign!
#82
A Mom Walking Up To A Stranger Toddler At A Playground To Call The Toddler Out As A Poser About Their Favorite Band
#83
Yeaaa Okay. I’m Not Too Sure About This
#84
Because That's Totally Something They Can Do
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
Yeah, that's not a thing. Some of us white people just want to be oppressed so badly. *facepalm*
#85
“Accidentally” Accessed The Dark Web
Ray Martin 4 years ago
Yes, and you tell them "Please take me away, because I'm too stupid to be walking around free". It's not possible to access the dark web "on accident (sic)"
#86
Man Ran Because Of A Belt
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
Is this really how conservatives think the Black Lives Matter movement works?
#87
We Divorced Because My Kid Lied
#88
Then The Whole House Clapped
#89
Does This Belong Here?
#90
I Believe You
Lady Vader 4 years ago
If there was any way at all that this was true, it would be fkn hilarious!! 🤣
#91
Proud Mama Bird
Stoopham McFernybabes 4 years ago
My son would say something like that. The part I don’t believe is the nurse kissing the kid.
#92
I Vibe With Wanting Live Childfree But This Is Just Sad
Gelato Cat 4 years ago
Trust bp to post an article about childless people and this in the same day lol
#93
Found This On Instagram Today And Thought Of You Guys
Bianca Saville 4 years ago
This is not far fetched. There are kids like that and I'm lucky when I get to teach them.
#94
A Girl Posted In My Pe Class That Her Mile Run Was 4 Minutes And 39 Seconds... What?
#95
Give Me A Break
Helen Haley 4 years ago
A teacher trying to be encouraging, I could see that happening. I could also see an egocentric teenager taking it like this.
#96
And She Was Never Bullied Again
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Jo Choto 4 years ago
There are way too many pathological liars and sad attention seekers on the internet. I know this because I invented the internet and everybody clapped.
Colin Matthews 4 years ago
And their jaws dropped open at your awesomeness...
Load More Replies... Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
The leprechaun tells me to BURN things. That is more realistic than this garbage. The leprechaun did say not to read it, I should have listened
Caro Caro 4 years ago
I stopped after a few, I didn't want to spoil my good mood.
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Steve Kenney 4 years ago
Where are all these groups of people clapping? I'd like to find them please.
Julie Harden 4 years ago
In order to have everyone clap and cheer you, your jaw must first drop.
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Mike Beck 4 years ago
That comment needs more upvotes. I've abused the language a lot but I do believe "didn'tiest" beats the lot of them!
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tuzdayschild 4 years ago
This is real. My mask jumped off of my face and started singing "Achy Breaky Heart" knowing full well I hate that song.
Corey Smith 4 years ago
It's amazing how many people's jaws dropped and how many started clapping.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Well, my jaw dropped, in the "Wow, who let the third-graders' fantasy writing assignment get on the internet!"
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Mark Fuller 4 years ago
You know when there's a BP post and you could honestly comment on every single one of the entries, then realise that a single comment at the top will suffice? Surely, it cannot be beyond the wit of humankind to make devices explode the moment these idiots submit such shite to social media? You know, a small, controlled detonation that just takes them and their single brain cell out of the gene pool, so the rest of us can get on and enjoy our lives?
Caro Caro 4 years ago (edited)
Yes, a single comment would suffice. We should make a keyboard that goes bzzzzzzzt and gives you one hellova shock when you post that kind of sh!t.
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Moosy Girl 4 years ago
Monday morning I ‘fixed’ an interactive display by plugging in the power cord and everybody clapped! TWICE! (It was a class full of first grade students)
Rannveig Ess 4 years ago
It goes along with the using of (real name) apparently...
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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Wow... It is so cringe when people try too hard to look cool and edgy and interesting.
Rannveig Ess 4 years ago
As the saying goes: "May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Social Media"
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Rosemary Booth 4 years ago
There's an awful lot of jaw dropping going on in these posts. In fact, there's a jaw dropping amount of jaw dropping.
Lovin' Life 4 years ago
And to think, I thought my kids were special for knowing a few words at the age of one to three years old. These kids can cook, remember, talk politics, etc. Amazing
Jason Doakes 4 years ago
This is not really funny. Imagine all the crap these guys and gals believe themselves... Gullible is an understatement. These are the votes that make it possible to dismantle education even more. It's a vicious cycle, and we passed the zenith some time ago, it's only getting worse. And it's spreading to the rest of the world.. We have flat-earthers and creationists in Central Europe now, where accessible education-for-all is taken seriously and doesn't bankrupt you. American stupidity is a virus spread through social media. If only 10% of all the money these idiots donate to their con-men politicians was used to give these people psychological help, we could "save the world"...
Jason Doakes 4 years ago
Yes... psychological help, because they're crazy, isn't that clear? The whole world sees it. Only in America people believe the gop's position is worth debating, they are being exploited and abused by their own party, but they argue for it! And they believe every senseless crap they are fed. If that isn't crazy...
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Phil Clarke 2 years ago
so i rode into a burger macdonalds king on the back of a velociraptor where john hammond was eating with Dr ellie and dr grant, so smitten with my prowess ellie jumped on the back and we had wild sex on a raptor in the middle of the grassy knoll while JFK rode by in his pope mobile. grant hammond was so impressed he took a semen sample from me and created a theme park of just me. i was given the keys to the kingdom of jade mountain. I ended up fathering humanity just by f*****g my way through school. I stopped the moon blowing up just by flicking a booger at it. i was davinci muse during the dark ages and funded the NASA space program with just sheer force of will. All the while the terracotta warriors of Antarctica all clapped
Fectiver Undercroft 3 years ago
These people still think they tell convincing stories when they end with everyone clapping? I wonder which one of his 100 kills #25 doesn’t remember. #26 I can see actually happening. At least one side of that conversation, anyway. #30 seems to understand both capitalism and socialism as well as his children.
Karen Lyon 4 years ago
Well, that's about five minutes of my life I'll never get back. What a load of utter drivel.
Cydney Golden 4 years ago
OMG these are more inane than the stories my first graders wrote about aliens. I would say they're supposed to be jokes but there have been people waiting in Dallas for JFK Jr to come back to life. There is a lot of stupid and crazy out there.
littlesaresare 4 years ago
I think these people need to go see an ENT specialist if their jaws are always dropping.
Paul Mitchell 4 years ago
The depths of true human stupidity come to light on the internet....
Camilla Koutsos 4 years ago
I can't get further than four posts in. It irritates me too much to go on.
Mystery Egg 4 years ago
I had to stop reading these half way through. The stupidity of some people was making my eyes bleed.
Pa4040 4 years ago
The lives of the people who made these posts must be trully sad. Anything to get more likes, to get that small high from seeing that people are noticing what you say ( no matter how fake or cringy). Unfortunately most of these people are actually real, and are set in their beliefs. Disgusting.
Kimberley McMillan 4 years ago
I read all of these in the voices of the pink and blue unicorns from Charlie the unicorn. "It's a magical liopleurodon, Charlie!"
marianne eliza 4 years ago
I wish people had to take classes, and pass psychiatric tests, before being allowed to breed.
Joran Quinten 4 years ago
I've a kid of 4 and 7 years old and it seems.these people have more fantasy than the 4 year old
Jo Choto 4 years ago
There are way too many pathological liars and sad attention seekers on the internet. I know this because I invented the internet and everybody clapped.
Colin Matthews 4 years ago
And their jaws dropped open at your awesomeness...
Load More Replies... Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
The leprechaun tells me to BURN things. That is more realistic than this garbage. The leprechaun did say not to read it, I should have listened
Caro Caro 4 years ago
I stopped after a few, I didn't want to spoil my good mood.
Load More Replies... Steve Kenney 4 years ago
Where are all these groups of people clapping? I'd like to find them please.
Julie Harden 4 years ago
In order to have everyone clap and cheer you, your jaw must first drop.
Load More Replies... Mike Beck 4 years ago
That comment needs more upvotes. I've abused the language a lot but I do believe "didn'tiest" beats the lot of them!
Load More Replies... tuzdayschild 4 years ago
This is real. My mask jumped off of my face and started singing "Achy Breaky Heart" knowing full well I hate that song.
Corey Smith 4 years ago
It's amazing how many people's jaws dropped and how many started clapping.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Well, my jaw dropped, in the "Wow, who let the third-graders' fantasy writing assignment get on the internet!"
Load More Replies... Mark Fuller 4 years ago
You know when there's a BP post and you could honestly comment on every single one of the entries, then realise that a single comment at the top will suffice? Surely, it cannot be beyond the wit of humankind to make devices explode the moment these idiots submit such shite to social media? You know, a small, controlled detonation that just takes them and their single brain cell out of the gene pool, so the rest of us can get on and enjoy our lives?
Caro Caro 4 years ago (edited)
Yes, a single comment would suffice. We should make a keyboard that goes bzzzzzzzt and gives you one hellova shock when you post that kind of sh!t.
Load More Replies... Moosy Girl 4 years ago
Monday morning I ‘fixed’ an interactive display by plugging in the power cord and everybody clapped! TWICE! (It was a class full of first grade students)
Rannveig Ess 4 years ago
It goes along with the using of (real name) apparently...
Load More Replies... Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Wow... It is so cringe when people try too hard to look cool and edgy and interesting.
Rannveig Ess 4 years ago
As the saying goes: "May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Social Media"
Load More Replies... Rosemary Booth 4 years ago
There's an awful lot of jaw dropping going on in these posts. In fact, there's a jaw dropping amount of jaw dropping.
Lovin' Life 4 years ago
And to think, I thought my kids were special for knowing a few words at the age of one to three years old. These kids can cook, remember, talk politics, etc. Amazing
Jason Doakes 4 years ago
This is not really funny. Imagine all the crap these guys and gals believe themselves... Gullible is an understatement. These are the votes that make it possible to dismantle education even more. It's a vicious cycle, and we passed the zenith some time ago, it's only getting worse. And it's spreading to the rest of the world.. We have flat-earthers and creationists in Central Europe now, where accessible education-for-all is taken seriously and doesn't bankrupt you. American stupidity is a virus spread through social media. If only 10% of all the money these idiots donate to their con-men politicians was used to give these people psychological help, we could "save the world"...
Jason Doakes 4 years ago
Yes... psychological help, because they're crazy, isn't that clear? The whole world sees it. Only in America people believe the gop's position is worth debating, they are being exploited and abused by their own party, but they argue for it! And they believe every senseless crap they are fed. If that isn't crazy...
Load More Replies... Phil Clarke 2 years ago
so i rode into a burger macdonalds king on the back of a velociraptor where john hammond was eating with Dr ellie and dr grant, so smitten with my prowess ellie jumped on the back and we had wild sex on a raptor in the middle of the grassy knoll while JFK rode by in his pope mobile. grant hammond was so impressed he took a semen sample from me and created a theme park of just me. i was given the keys to the kingdom of jade mountain. I ended up fathering humanity just by f*****g my way through school. I stopped the moon blowing up just by flicking a booger at it. i was davinci muse during the dark ages and funded the NASA space program with just sheer force of will. All the while the terracotta warriors of Antarctica all clapped
Fectiver Undercroft 3 years ago
These people still think they tell convincing stories when they end with everyone clapping? I wonder which one of his 100 kills #25 doesn’t remember. #26 I can see actually happening. At least one side of that conversation, anyway. #30 seems to understand both capitalism and socialism as well as his children.
Karen Lyon 4 years ago
Well, that's about five minutes of my life I'll never get back. What a load of utter drivel.
Cydney Golden 4 years ago
OMG these are more inane than the stories my first graders wrote about aliens. I would say they're supposed to be jokes but there have been people waiting in Dallas for JFK Jr to come back to life. There is a lot of stupid and crazy out there.
littlesaresare 4 years ago
I think these people need to go see an ENT specialist if their jaws are always dropping.
Paul Mitchell 4 years ago
The depths of true human stupidity come to light on the internet....
Camilla Koutsos 4 years ago
I can't get further than four posts in. It irritates me too much to go on.
Mystery Egg 4 years ago
I had to stop reading these half way through. The stupidity of some people was making my eyes bleed.
Pa4040 4 years ago
The lives of the people who made these posts must be trully sad. Anything to get more likes, to get that small high from seeing that people are noticing what you say ( no matter how fake or cringy). Unfortunately most of these people are actually real, and are set in their beliefs. Disgusting.
Kimberley McMillan 4 years ago
I read all of these in the voices of the pink and blue unicorns from Charlie the unicorn. "It's a magical liopleurodon, Charlie!"
marianne eliza 4 years ago
I wish people had to take classes, and pass psychiatric tests, before being allowed to breed.
Joran Quinten 4 years ago
I've a kid of 4 and 7 years old and it seems.these people have more fantasy than the 4 year old
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