Look. If you had. One shot. Or one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted. In one moment. Would you capture it? Or just let it slip?
The subreddit r/TheyKnew is a place that honors those who do. Its 407K members collect and share pictures of the times people without a doubt understood what message their actions were sending but went along and did it anyway.
Like designing a Game of Thrones calendar and putting Peter Dinklage's character Tyrion Lannister as the face of February. Or naming the 420th carpet in the store smoke.
Continue scrolling and check out some of the ballsiest moves these heroes pulled off!
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This Couldn't Have Been A Coincidence
It's better for him to say something humorous about himself first, and thus silence not well-meaning people. He's probably been doing it his whole life. His way of defending, through jokes and fun. Reasonable.
Load More Replies...I thought it was because it has Valentine's Day and he's very sexy. That voice, those eyes, that hair.
I wish all celebrities had Pete Dinklage's ability to take a joke!
Kevin's Parents
Thought they just disliked non-whites? Genuine question.
Load More Replies...I have to confess this... Once I saw an Internet meme about the Kardashians... (Sorry) and how they're the only KKK that let black guys in... (Sorry again)... So I googled them, looking for their middle names (Repeat apology)... How can I absolve myself! I feel so dirty! :'(
PROPS for Fabulous use of the (Disclaimer) though. But I'm sorry you can't un-see it!!
Load More Replies...And spelling Keith wrong to top it off! Poor kid.
Load More Replies...I worked for a company called American Sentry Solar. We had a fun acronym.
I know of another organization that modified its name so that its acronym would be AS rather than the one referred to above.
Load More Replies...It took me a second and then I snort laughed so hard I woke my dog.
Oh my. I hope he never got anything with the initials on it
But as the before-mentioned Peter Dinklage showed with his reaction to the calendar, we shouldn't take everything too seriously.
Psychotherapist and author Ilene S. Cohen, Ph.D., said that if you find yourself getting overly angry, upset, or defensive over little things, take comfort in knowing that there are actions you can take to more effectively manage your emotions.
First of all, know your triggers. "If we know what [sets us off], we can learn to be more in control of ourselves when our buttons are pushed," Cohen wrote. "Personally, I overreact and feel triggered whenever I work hard on something, and someone is critical of it. I’m pretty positive and encouraging toward others, and I can also take constructive criticism pretty well. However, if I think another person is being unfairly critical, it’s easy for me to lose it. Knowing this about myself, I become more aware of my reactions and try to more calmly respond to people when they’re offering criticism."
I Thought It Was A Great Idea To Buy 5000 'Bone Shape' Paper Clips For Our Veterinary Clinic
Just use it the other way around. (The "boner" than will appear only on the backside)
it's uhhh, it's uhhhh, it's a ROCKET SHIP!!!!!! (RIP Robin Williams)
You can buy them today for yourself and have some fun at the office! It's here and goes for nothing Amzn.to/3h2FoFD Enjoy
An Employee With A Sense Of Humor
They Definitely Knew!
I still don't see the profoundness of Murphy's Law. Can someone explain why this is reason for citation and relevance? I've always felt the "no sh*tness" rise in me when I hear people discuss it.
You must be very lucky if you have not seen numerous proofs of the Murphy's Law throughout your life! The law states "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong" - and the extension of that is "If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway." - I mean, this is... Life?
Load More Replies..."Always keep in mind that if something has been bothering you for a really long time, the smallest inconvenience can push you overboard," Cohen explained.
"Try to address the past and resolve anything that’s truly bothering you in the present moment. If you don't, I can assure you that you’ll continue to sweat the small stuff. Address issues head-on as soon as they arise. Let it out so you can let it go and move on. Keep a journal, write a letter, do whatever it takes to talk it out. It’s no secret that life can get tough. And when things don’t go our way, it’s easy to lose patience. Try to manage yourself with the tips below, so that you can appropriately respond to the situations that arise in your life, one at a time."
Then, even people who are trying to get under our skin (including those who know what they're doing) aren't going to be a (huge) problem.
He’s Watching
Has the store released a breakdown of what Jesus is watching? Not gonna kinkshame, just curious.
Those sorts of billboards near porn shops sadly aren't uncommon. It's Christians trying to fearmonger to impact people's decisions.
And tends to make the porn stores profit margin go up. Ive been told it's great advertising for them. And it's free ;)
Load More Replies...Well according to Dogma from Kevin Smith, all the angels watch us do it and fund it hilarious because we're all so bad at it.
Wow. I was never that into porn. But if Jesus watches it, I guess it must be pretty good.
Man’s Cock Wins First
That is not a genuine headline. It looks distinctly like one of the naughty birthday cards that is done up to look like a newspaper.
TBF, when I was growing up the word c.ock. was used to mean male chickens with no embarrassment at all. It also meant a strutting person, generally a male, and the phrase, at least where I was in Yorkshire, that someone thought they were a real 'c.ock of the wall' or 'c.ock of the walk' didn't allude to genitals but macho swagger. There's even a showjumping competition at the Great Yorkshire Show that's still known as the C.ock O' The North.
It's even more impressive that way! Just imagine if it was!
Load More Replies...They Really Did
Mewregaurd: Snicker & Snigger mean the same thing.
Load More Replies...And if none are to be found, you supply them in abundance. And we love you for it!
Load More Replies...I’m an adult a few times over, and I have NO idea what this is supposed to mean.
Mask Up!
Valentine's Day Special
Even if they had wrapped a small slice of ham around the tip so you can choose whether it will be cut or not?
Load More Replies...They spent so much time being clever with the meat placement that they didn't have time to proof read, I see
My Grandma Knitted These "Handle Huggers" And Wants Me To Help Sell Them On The Internet
No that's G'mas dirty mind. She knows exactly what she's doing.
Load More Replies...People seem to forget that becoming a grandma requires participation in certain activities. They're only sweet and innocent in your mind...not theirs. ;)
No No No! The Stork brought my Mom and Dad to my Grandmothers! And nothing will change my mind!
Load More Replies...To be fair they probably would sell really well! And yep, gramma knew..
You mean you found them, asked Grandma what they were and she claims they are "handle huggers". Yeah, okay Gran.
They'd sell like crazy. Your grandmother knew exactly what she was doing.
That’s Some Party
We're going to have to have a list of bad hashtags to go with the domain names. Remember penisland.com (Pen Island) and powergenitalia.com (Powergen Italia)?
If we're playing the domain name game, then there was also molestationnursery.com (Mole Station Nursery), therapistfinder.com (Therapist Finder) and whorepresents.com (Who Represents). And I've just found a new one - Budget car rental in the Cook Islands - budget.co.ck - though I'm guessing any company in the Cook Islands is in trouble with that!
Load More Replies...The Cheltenham Literature Festival had an unfortunate website that was clitfest.com, and when Susan Boyle had an album released, her label tweeted #susanalbumparty
Let's be straight, in the UK Susan Boyle's publicists had already made this mistake when she genuinely had a party to launch a new album (susanalbumparty) and it was sniggered over in the media. So Iceland not only knew what they were doing but were playing with a national joke
A “Super” Fountain
mmkayyyyyy i'm just gonna ignore the shape of the tap in relation to his body
Amazing Placing!
…and for those who cannot read what’s written on the top of the package. :D
Load More Replies...Dad Knew... For Sure
Also make sure to try spoonerising a name, I'm sure we all had a giggle at Shiloh Pitt.
OMG! Never saw it that way till just this minute!
Load More Replies...Had a friend with a last name starting with T name his first son a name starting with F, and the middle name? Ross. Yes, his first son was a little FaRT. He somehow managed to sneak it by his wife, but told her as soon as soon as the birth certificate was printed. Her response? "F**k." Needless to say, he lost his naming privileges for the rest of their children.
Mirror mirror on the wall. Whose got the nastiest backwards name of all?
Please Don’t Take My Crown Jewels!
I generally find that players are usually the ones most in need of having their balls removed
How Could You Not Know?
i remember that day. it was definitely a pounding and more than 8 inches. i couldn't leave my apartment for a few days afterwards.
I'm pretty sure this was posted elsewhere and the weatherman is publicly gay. I may be completely wrong though
I remember that also. He does a lot of stuff like this. A true treasure!
Load More Replies...Nags Head only got 2-4 inches............well, maybe if they stop nagging about it!!!!
How Did This Even Get So Far?
A modern day Cerne Abbas Giant, virgins dancing on midsummers eve by appointment only. ;o)
Let me guess where the urology department at this health centre is...
This is not a joke. Search for Newmarket Health Center at maps.google.com and zoom in on pink area. Switch to satellite view for more awkwardness.
I thought this was fake, so I googled it and it's real. (google "200 Eagle Street, Newmarket Ontario map") to see for yourself. The best part is there is a restaurant nearby called "Big Bone BBQ."
And the little blue bead at the end of the building pp though! LMAO
Thanks I even didn’t notice that. Now I can’t stop laughing and am searching google earth for Newmarket Canada
Load More Replies...194 Eagle St, Newmarket, ON L3Y 1J6, Canada newmarket-...4a9cc7.png
He Really Came Through
You know, Eagle Girl, you dont have to be a bitch.
Load More Replies...Explanation for foreigners : when you pop someone's cherry, it means you are the first person who ever f****d them
Coincidently, there are not many legal age cherries available. Hence the smaller bag.
Government Ad In Brussels Airport
That poor girl now has a woman and a man to look after. I hope they're worth it.
Nope, no condom commercial! It's part of the government campaign for the covid-19 health codes to remind people who travel that they still need to follow the rules (masks, distance, washing hands,..). (I'm Belgian so I've seen lots of these)
Load More Replies...It happens. Went to Belgium and came back with a new mother and father. She was pretty cool after she stopped trying to breast feed me. "But Mom! I'm the same age as you and this is weird."
Talk about repercussions from joining the "Mile High Club"!!!!!
This Tissue Box
It is technically the end webs should come out of...
Load More Replies...I would make little farting noises every time I grabbed a tissue. Prrbbbtt! 😂
I found a box of tissues like this at Target once. Showed my mom while asking "So what's it gonna look like when it's in use?", and she laughed her ass off.
Author Having A Laugh
A few years back, Taiwan was choosing a national bird. Fortunately they chose the blue magpie, because the yellow tit was a close contender. Can you imagine the tourism campaign? Come to Taiwan and see the yellow tits!
Makes me want to hold them in my hands and snuggle my face up to them.
Load More Replies...A couple of friends dressed for Halloween as a Blue Footed Booby (blue wellies and a chest-sized paper mache breast) and a Blue Tit (yup, a blue painted paper mache breast and a blue swim cap). Many giggles were had. 😂😂😂
Sold
Are you talking about the whole world right now? If so, then I agree.
Load More Replies...Mcdonalds In Yass, Australia, Definitely Knew
Well, we spell it a**e in Australia, so probably not… Thanks Bored Panda censor A….R…..S…..E…. Lol
Not all of us do.....I'm an aussie and I spell it ass :)
Load More Replies...But Have Their Subs Unionized?
...But, with a nuclear-capable sub, you can dominate the battlefield and make global superpowers fall to their knees.
Load More Replies...I like my hair being pulled and... Was it not the question?
This bad boy has a leather curtain to protect you from the motors. Is that good? ES1-61330e...d4c759.jpg
Recently found out upside-down🍍 means ur a swinger i got a 50 lb cement🍍in my front yard that leans sideways does that mean I'm a by myself swinger😆
I've seen 9 1/2 Weeks. Thinkin the jalapenos might have ended the evening a bit early.
IKEA Knows!
"Anything’s an improvement over the Hurdal. I’d have taken an Hemnes or a Trysil over the Hurdal."
Load More Replies...You know. In case you spill your red wine while drinking in bed!
They Might As Well Have Put A Winky Face Emoji
What is the Inventor of hand sanitizer doing right now? Rubbing his hands ...
I had a similar experience in Zhenzhen, China. A warning sign at a building location: ERECTION IN PROGRESS.
Modelling Cycling Clothes
The look on her face seems to be saying, "That's all he's got?"
Load More Replies...She's thinking the photographer is a giant perv and can't wait for the photo shoot to just be over.
Load More Replies...Why would you even put them in that pose. Just why.
Ah The New And Natural Propulsion System
Now I'm picturing instead of the normal engine sound it makes a fart noise as it travels.
They don’t have to worry about other planes following too closely.
Load More Replies...Let Us Never Forget The Robot That Drew The First D Pic On Another Planet
Point to yourself, then. stans-6132...15-png.jpg
A lot of tech websites say it was a genuine accident. It had gotten stuck in the sand and is programmed to go in circles till it gets out. lol or that is just what NASA is telling us
Load More Replies...You must have one SEVERELY MESSED UP "D" if you think that's a "D PIC"!!!!!
Yep Its From Florida
i mean yeah, but remember to save room for dessert... i heard it was friends
At Least They're Being Upfront About It
Another bored high school student struggles to find relevance at their dreary job.
literally if my friend worked there. funny story butt i will save it for another post. actuall, that wasnt just for the pun
This Ad Placement
She probably told everyone she knows that she's going to be in an ad... Then this shows up
Yes! I Like It Any Place
Read your comment. Looked back at the dog, and now I'm dying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Load More Replies...You can also fold the left page to only show the arm and red gloves
Thank goodness authors put little subliminal jokes for moms amd dads. After reading the same book over amd over to our kids we need some sort of stimulation.
You only see what you know. This is a completely harmless page for a child and should remain so.
She Knew
Well according to HP fandom, almost every one has a thing for Snape
Load More Replies...I've read 'ejaculated" used that way in older stories...ALways makes me chuckle because I'm terrible and apparently 10.
I remember reading it in "The Cask of Amontillado" by Edgar Allan Poe in 9th grade. The teacher just skipped over it and replaced it with "said".
Load More Replies...I am guessing that it's because it's the wording often used by Arthur Conan Doyle in his Sherlock Holmes stories. Dr Watson often "ejaculates" a statement.
Load More Replies...There's a similar line in The Book Thief and I choked on air when I saw it
Pretty sure there's also a "Ron ejaculated loudly" somewhere in the series.
6.99
Thanks Management
North Americans Unite!
As a north american, i'm not sure how to react to this. It's both hilarious and horrible at the same time
2016 Geology.com It's at the bottom of the legend in the photo.
Load More Replies...Curious why they broke Canada and the US down into their States/territorial regions, but didn't do that for Mexico...🤔
Somebody In The Engineering/Design Department Thought This Would Be Funny
I had two calls where douches would call and ask about this gasket. Not very funny. It wastes time.
i completely agree... first time it was kind of funny as it was the first time i had got this call since seeing it way back when on facebook...every time after that got more annoying.
Load More Replies...And sometimes you'll get the parts person who has been asked this WAY too much, and they'll tell you to bug off.
Or maybe don't bother retail workers who don't make much with stupid s**t, like this.
At the left side of the impeller housing there seems to be some kind of strut for support or something.
“Lighthouses”
Notice how the picture on the bag looks nothing like the contents. They might as well have called them cummi bears. :D
One presumes they were made for teenage parties (or primary school boys) and nobody bought them, so they had to change the name
Thats 12 Inches Or 30cm
SIR! Huh! Grab me that sandwich. But sir you don’t have any money! Grab me that sandwich!
Load More Replies...Honestly, I think a six-inch would probably be enough. P.S.: We all know your foot longs aren't as big as you say they are.
Typical guy, exaggerating the size, subway have to legally have it is "footling™" because it's not actually a foot long, ever
They Knew
La zoophilie expliquée aux enfants. Volume 1 : les joies de la sodomie équine.
(partially erased footnote on the 87th page) ‡Veuillez noter : se déguiser en animal semi-fictif et ensuite avoir des relations sexuelles abondantes n'est pas de la bestialité.
Load More Replies...Someone please tell Empress Catherine the Great of Russia her horse has been cheating on her!
There Are No Accidents
Am I the only one that 'heard' that in Yoda's voice and mentally added, "hrm!" to the end?
It’s Hard To Imagine A Universe Where This Wasn’t Planned
Sounds like a doctor Suess book that would be funny to young children
"Be picky"? About what? We're already in the farts section, I think we've made our choices...
My university back in the day had “year of the arts” as a theme one fall. They put huge banners along all the lamp posts. Someone stuck up and drew in the letter f on one right by my apartment. “Year of the Farts” it read. They even matched the typography. I appreciated that. 😂
You also have to be picky about your farts, and have them color outed.
The Sign Maker Knew
But then they get mad when you ask abut the wank special... *eyeroll*
They Ain’t Talking About Burgers
Men that don't enjoy doing this confuse me, why would you not enjoy it, yet seem to demand the reverse from her??
men who do that are called Conservative Christians. They also don't now what or where the clitoris is.
Load More Replies...It was meant as a joke, btw, but I can understand people sidn't get that
me when i encounter horny alien women of the callipygian variety
Anyone else seeing two white eyes leering out from under the top bun?
Right on Texas Boulavard it sounds like something a Texan would do ( I’m Texan not stereotype)
But, Mr Miller, Are cultural things not catagorically steriotypical? Kinda like a fad that hangs around a while.
Load More Replies...Disney “Dumbo” Shirt
Nice
Without units, that could be rather unpleasant. In fact it would be scorchio!
Yes...is it 69 degrees Fahrenheit, Celsius...Kelvin?
Load More Replies...*write (it was late when I wrote my comment and was half asleep lol)
Load More Replies...Innocent Amazon Search At Work!!
Appropriate since that's a good descriptor of the majority of Audi drivers.
Load More Replies...I don't get it, it might be because my brain can't focus with the bright blue screen.
Can you picture the worker going into a giggle fit when the display makes contact with the brain cells?
My Latin Workbook
Latin lessons in France have some funny moments too. Like when you're 14 yo and you have to conjugate the verb "amare" (to love) in future tense : "he/she will love" = "amabit" (sounds in French just like "aaah, my d**k")...
Pronounced "koom" like in "cum dederit dilectis suis somnum" or the most commonly used "Et cum spiritu tuo"
I can understand a terny bit of Latin, but I don't quite understand what you said. Something about "with (word) (word) their(?) dream"?
Load More Replies...This Is Art
At least it is a perfect description of the people in the building across the Thames ;o))
What Is She Doing And Who’s Behind Her?
What on earth is she doing? Not hoovering for sure. Why would you put pic like that on the package unless you are trying to sell strap-ons?
Maybe the designer used the wrong picture saved on his hard drive?
Ayyoooo
Just Like That
The Black "Lightning"
But this is from Season 3 of "Young Justice," which was, for the record, made for much more mature audiences
Load More Replies...yeahhhh young justice season 3 was not kid friendly at all. i waas so disappointed ;(
Black lightening would be absolutely amazingly ineffective at anything
Don’t Do It, Chris!
Wrong Angle
Companies should have people with dirty minds proof their stuff before it goes out.
They knew. I would love to know how this got through the editing department.
Applying For Jobs Must Be Fun
Went to school with a kid called Richard Payne...
Load More Replies...He should apply to work for "Thunder from Down Under". (A popular male strip show)
Many moons ago I worked for an insurance agency and we were starting to scan files into the computer to do away with physical files. I came across one that the guys name was Harry Sack. I laughed until I cried and then passed it around.
They Definetly Knew
That A**, I Mean Guitar, Be Poppin'
I scrolled slowly, and I thought the guitar was his butt.
Load More Replies...Oh my god the caption is right. You see it and then it’s gone
Oh, You Were Talking About Strawberries, Were You?
I would provide relevant sources, but if i did, i'd get blown down like i didn't pay my protection money.
Jerry Knew
She Knew
When Your Kid Turns Two
This Carpet Sample
420 is used as shorthand for smoking weed. They knew exactly what they were doing 😀
Load More Replies...Yeah, you're probably right. Darn it. That would've been kinda funny.
Load More Replies...The Cleveland Indians Have Been Officially Renamed The Guardians
I thought I heard that it turned out after all this that there already was some (much smaller) team that was already the Cleveland Guardians and they had the name copyrighted? No? Pretty sure they were talking about it on No Such Thing As A Fish...made me chuckle.
The Value Spot!
My Wife Said She Was Just Trying To Get A Good Picture Of My Son And Me. Riiight
So Romantic
They Definitely Knew Where To Place That Label
Well I mean.... you do need to know some basic geometry. Angles. Am I right?
They Knew
They Definitely Knew
I told my 74 yo Mum that WTF meant Wow, That's Fantastic. She uses it often on the family whatsapp group hahaha
Load More Replies...So Don't Overthink
I must crush your c**k with a rock. You knew this would happen. You shouldn’t have said ‘you too’ to the waitress.
Gee thanks Bored Panda, today's going to be fun to navigate. Overheard an episode of "Leave it to Beaver" my husband was watching while I got ready for work. June says "Well it was a struggle but we finally got them off". LMAO!!
“Ward, you were pretty hard on the Beaver yesterday.”
Load More Replies...Saw a smokehouse van today, it's motto was "Moist and Juicy - it's how our day starts and yours should end". Not sure if it's just my mind that hit the gutter....😂
On of my favorite Bored Panda posts in the last couple weeks! I really like the "unintentionally funny" genre, like translation fails. Even though a lot of these were intentional, there's a level of creativity here that brings a smile to my face :)
One of the best/weirdest translation fails I saw was a young Asian girl wearing a jacket with two heart-shaped patches with English writing on them. It was meant to say "Daddy's girl," I believe, but it ended up saying "Girl Daddy." Cute kid, tho' :)
Load More Replies...Gee thanks Bored Panda, today's going to be fun to navigate. Overheard an episode of "Leave it to Beaver" my husband was watching while I got ready for work. June says "Well it was a struggle but we finally got them off". LMAO!!
“Ward, you were pretty hard on the Beaver yesterday.”
Load More Replies...Saw a smokehouse van today, it's motto was "Moist and Juicy - it's how our day starts and yours should end". Not sure if it's just my mind that hit the gutter....😂
On of my favorite Bored Panda posts in the last couple weeks! I really like the "unintentionally funny" genre, like translation fails. Even though a lot of these were intentional, there's a level of creativity here that brings a smile to my face :)
One of the best/weirdest translation fails I saw was a young Asian girl wearing a jacket with two heart-shaped patches with English writing on them. It was meant to say "Daddy's girl," I believe, but it ended up saying "Girl Daddy." Cute kid, tho' :)
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