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Look. If you had. One shot. Or one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted. In one moment. Would you capture it? Or just let it slip?

The subreddit r/TheyKnew is a place that honors those who do. Its 407K members collect and share pictures of the times people without a doubt understood what message their actions were sending but went along and did it anyway.

Like designing a Game of Thrones calendar and putting Peter Dinklage's character Tyrion Lannister as the face of February. Or naming the 420th carpet in the store smoke.

Continue scrolling and check out some of the ballsiest moves these heroes pulled off!

#1

This Couldn't Have Been A Coincidence

This Couldn't Have Been A Coincidence

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glowworm2
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Couldn't be more perfect though.

Vic
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the guy.. amazing actor..

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Vicky Z
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that he has sense of humour and jocked about it

Lainie
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's better for him to say something humorous about himself first, and thus silence not well-meaning people. He's probably been doing it his whole life. His way of defending, through jokes and fun. Reasonable.

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Dorothy Parker
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought it was because it has Valentine's Day and he's very sexy. That voice, those eyes, that hair.

Kona Pake
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A Lannister does not forgive or forget.

Mazer
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Peter Dinklage - bro, you are truly one of the best actors, hope to see you in many more blockbusters

Orion Countryman
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad knew his mom and knew him. His mom was his piano teacher.

More Thinking Needed
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish all celebrities had Pete Dinklage's ability to take a joke!

Stephanie Keith
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This man is so refreshing and such a great guy.

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    #2

    Kevin's Parents

    Kevin's Parents

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KKK likes JEW. Well, I did not expect that....

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought they just disliked non-whites? Genuine question.

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    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to confess this... Once I saw an Internet meme about the Kardashians... (Sorry) and how they're the only KKK that let black guys in... (Sorry again)... So I googled them, looking for their middle names (Repeat apology)... How can I absolve myself! I feel so dirty! :'(

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PROPS for Fabulous use of the (Disclaimer) though. But I'm sorry you can't un-see it!!

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    Mrs. Mir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG it literally took me reading all of the comments and re-reading the post 12 times before it all clicked lol

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious. I feel sorry for Keath though.

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And spelling Keith wrong to top it off! Poor kid.

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m so slow-no, I had to read it 2xs

    James Tuttle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked for a company called American Sentry Solar. We had a fun acronym.

    Steven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know of another organization that modified its name so that its acronym would be AS rather than the one referred to above.

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    Samantha Robinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a second and then I snort laughed so hard I woke my dog.

    Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that wasn’t planned...must have been awkward to write his initials on school.

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my. I hope he never got anything with the initials on it

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    But as the before-mentioned Peter Dinklage showed with his reaction to the calendar, we shouldn't take everything too seriously.

    Psychotherapist and author Ilene S. Cohen, Ph.D., said that if you find yourself getting overly angry, upset, or defensive over little things, take comfort in knowing that there are actions you can take to more effectively manage your emotions.

    First of all, know your triggers. "If we know what [sets us off], we can learn to be more in control of ourselves when our buttons are pushed," Cohen wrote. "Personally, I overreact and feel triggered whenever I work hard on something, and someone is critical of it. I’m pretty positive and encouraging toward others, and I can also take constructive criticism pretty well. However, if I think another person is being unfairly critical, it’s easy for me to lose it. Knowing this about myself, I become more aware of my reactions and try to more calmly respond to people when they’re offering criticism."

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    #3

    I Thought It Was A Great Idea To Buy 5000 'Bone Shape' Paper Clips For Our Veterinary Clinic

    I Thought It Was A Great Idea To Buy 5000 'Bone Shape' Paper Clips For Our Veterinary Clinic

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They turned out to be boner shaped paperclips. LOL

    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where does one obtain such items? Asking for a friend....

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can make it better by pushing it all the way in. What?

    Tassenküchlein168
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just use it the other way around. (The "boner" than will appear only on the backside)

    justagirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweeet, happy little dїcks :-D

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's uhhh, it's uhhhh, it's a ROCKET SHIP!!!!!! (RIP Robin Williams)

    Harold Summer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to push it all the way in!

    Human #1,232,867
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can buy them today for yourself and have some fun at the office! It's here and goes for nothing Amzn.to/3h2FoFD Enjoy

    Eric Forster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am firm with my decision. It'll be hard to change my mind.

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    #4

    An Employee With A Sense Of Humor

    An Employee With A Sense Of Humor

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew it 🙄

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO This is perfect

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    #5

    They Definitely Knew!

    They Definitely Knew!

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    John C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so good. Doesn't get better than this! Looks like David was an unwitting part of this theory's verification.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caught an easy one with that bait

    Sam Yobado
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    David, you walked right into that one.

    Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to see an article full of Murphy’s law incidents.

    Tonya Wallace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still don't see the profoundness of Murphy's Law. Can someone explain why this is reason for citation and relevance? I've always felt the "no sh*tness" rise in me when I hear people discuss it.

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must be very lucky if you have not seen numerous proofs of the Murphy's Law throughout your life! The law states "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong" - and the extension of that is "If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway." - I mean, this is... Life?

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    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just another example of Murphy's Law being proven right

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    "Always keep in mind that if something has been bothering you for a really long time, the smallest inconvenience can push you overboard," Cohen explained.

    "Try to address the past and resolve anything that’s truly bothering you in the present moment. If you don't, I can assure you that you’ll continue to sweat the small stuff. Address issues head-on as soon as they arise. Let it out so you can let it go and move on. Keep a journal, write a letter, do whatever it takes to talk it out. It’s no secret that life can get tough. And when things don’t go our way, it’s easy to lose patience. Try to manage yourself with the tips below, so that you can appropriately respond to the situations that arise in your life, one at a time."

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    Then, even people who are trying to get under our skin (including those who know what they're doing) aren't going to be a (huge) problem.

    #6

    He’s Watching

    He’s Watching

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sure lots of people make a u-turn back home

    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took it that Jesus is watching adult videos.

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    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has the store released a breakdown of what Jesus is watching? Not gonna kinkshame, just curious.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think BDSM and getting nailed isn't his cup of tea

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those sorts of billboards near porn shops sadly aren't uncommon. It's Christians trying to fearmonger to impact people's decisions.

    KittyMommy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And tends to make the porn stores profit margin go up. Ive been told it's great advertising for them. And it's free ;)

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What exactly does Jesus like to watch?

    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well according to Dogma from Kevin Smith, all the angels watch us do it and fund it hilarious because we're all so bad at it.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the catholics want to mess with your business.

    Twodogsandapicnictable
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. I was never that into porn. But if Jesus watches it, I guess it must be pretty good.

    Mewregaurd Hissyfit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus is a pervert.............I knew it!!!

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    #7

    Man’s Cock Wins First

    Man’s Cock Wins First

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    Avocadorable
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'It wasn't hard', says Birthday Boy. ???

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not a genuine headline. It looks distinctly like one of the naughty birthday cards that is done up to look like a newspaper.

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF, when I was growing up the word c.ock. was used to mean male chickens with no embarrassment at all. It also meant a strutting person, generally a male, and the phrase, at least where I was in Yorkshire, that someone thought they were a real 'c.ock of the wall' or 'c.ock of the walk' didn't allude to genitals but macho swagger. There's even a showjumping competition at the Great Yorkshire Show that's still known as the C.ock O' The North.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also c**k robin as in "Who Killed C**k Robin?".

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it wasn't hard it shouldn't win if you ask me

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's even more impressive that way! Just imagine if it was!

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    Kersten McGeary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess there wasn't stiff competition!?!?

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But does it wake you up in the morning?

    PurpleDoople
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Impressive how he won without it even being hard!

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    #8

    They Really Did

    They Really Did

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    Alan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mewregaurd: Snicker & Snigger mean the same thing.

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    Got Myself 4 Dwarves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So proud of my nations ability to find swears anywhere

    BetweenTheCracks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if none are to be found, you supply them in abundance. And we love you for it!

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are all born to shite!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure adults figured this one out too!

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m an adult a few times over, and I have NO idea what this is supposed to mean.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shite is Scottish slang for s'hit

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    #9

    Mask Up!

    Mask Up!

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now it works for the whole southwest!

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I seriously snorted/laughing

    LegendYak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who lives in Utah, I agree with both statements :D

    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from Utah and I can confirm it's "mask u putah"

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    #10

    Valentine's Day Special

    Valentine's Day Special

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is nothing compared to Mark & Spencer's "Love Sausage". :D

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note the package sticker says "valentines day meat for 1"

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The placement could not be any more intentional.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if they had wrapped a small slice of ham around the tip so you can choose whether it will be cut or not?

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They spent so much time being clever with the meat placement that they didn't have time to proof read, I see

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regardless of what it looks like.... THAT is supposed to be for only 1 person?????

    Hermione
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A very sad valentines indeed.

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    #11

    My Grandma Knitted These "Handle Huggers" And Wants Me To Help Sell Them On The Internet

    My Grandma Knitted These "Handle Huggers" And Wants Me To Help Sell Them On The Internet

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not just my dirty mind is it?

    Emma Byrne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No that's G'mas dirty mind. She knows exactly what she's doing.

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    Della Greymane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People seem to forget that becoming a grandma requires participation in certain activities. They're only sweet and innocent in your mind...not theirs. ;)

    Mareike Hartmann
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No No No! The Stork brought my Mom and Dad to my Grandmothers! And nothing will change my mind!

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    WildHoneyPie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair they probably would sell really well! And yep, gramma knew..

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean you found them, asked Grandma what they were and she claims they are "handle huggers". Yeah, okay Gran.

    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with the edging??... so much worse with the edging....

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a dong warmer, when I see one! 🤨

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For cold winters when you don't want it to shrink😅

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'd sell like crazy. Your grandmother knew exactly what she was doing.

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    #12

    That’s Some Party

    That’s Some Party

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're going to have to have a list of bad hashtags to go with the domain names. Remember penisland.com (Pen Island) and powergenitalia.com (Powergen Italia)?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we're playing the domain name game, then there was also molestationnursery.com (Mole Station Nursery), therapistfinder.com (Therapist Finder) and whorepresents.com (Who Represents). And I've just found a new one - Budget car rental in the Cook Islands - budget.co.ck - though I'm guessing any company in the Cook Islands is in trouble with that!

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    Wilf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deliberate attempt to copy the famous #Susanalbumparty

    Seán Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Cheltenham Literature Festival had an unfortunate website that was clitfest.com, and when Susan Boyle had an album released, her label tweeted #susanalbumparty

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's be straight, in the UK Susan Boyle's publicists had already made this mistake when she genuinely had a party to launch a new album (susanalbumparty) and it was sniggered over in the media. So Iceland not only knew what they were doing but were playing with a national joke

    LivingTheDream
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take AnalBum Cover for $200 Alex

    Samantha Robinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sue called, she wants her analbumparty back!

    WalkieTaco
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that reads "deepp a**l bum party."

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to go anymore. lol

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    #13

    A “Super” Fountain

    A “Super” Fountain

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    Kate Wooding
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mmkayyyyyy i'm just gonna ignore the shape of the tap in relation to his body

    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the facial expression gives it away if anyone wanted to deny the rest.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, drinking Superman's "water."

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that makes you superman too? I wonder

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is something Lois needs to know.

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    #14

    Amazing Placing!

    Amazing Placing!

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It said "Pick Me Ups" for those wondering. :D

    Tassenküchlein168
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …and for those who cannot read what’s written on the top of the package. :D

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to love bored grocery store employees

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Product arrested for prostitution in Texas

    kkathleen517
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm...f**k me ups..they must contain some cannabis oil

    Clark Meldrum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k me ups? Chocolate flavor? I want three!

    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if you ate the whole box in one go that could be accurate.

    Samantha Robinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, actually soft oatmeal squares would F**K ME UP!

    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, they do look good though

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    #15

    Dad Knew... For Sure

    Dad Knew... For Sure

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a super-duper name. :D

    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOH so now I understand why I was named Deahtihs

    NeonDisco
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also make sure to try spoonerising a name, I'm sure we all had a giggle at Shiloh Pitt.

    Argie Smith
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Never saw it that way till just this minute!

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    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a friend with a last name starting with T name his first son a name starting with F, and the middle name? Ross. Yes, his first son was a little FaRT. He somehow managed to sneak it by his wife, but told her as soon as soon as the birth certificate was printed. Her response? "F**k." Needless to say, he lost his naming privileges for the rest of their children.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some parents don't even care how it sounds when spelled properly! Noone would go so far

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mirror mirror on the wall. Whose got the nastiest backwards name of all?

    Telmo Belo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least my reverse name is delicious

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    #16

    Please Don’t Take My Crown Jewels!

    Please Don’t Take My Crown Jewels!

    Firescwirt Report

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I generally find that players are usually the ones most in need of having their balls removed

    Harold Summer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Removed with a pitching wedge,, that is.

    Ben Press
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Golfers are assholes for the most part.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, they're pretty strict!

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    #17

    How Could You Not Know?

    How Could You Not Know?

    reddit.com Report

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They knew for sure what they’re implying

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i remember that day. it was definitely a pounding and more than 8 inches. i couldn't leave my apartment for a few days afterwards.

    Axolotl King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure this was posted elsewhere and the weatherman is publicly gay. I may be completely wrong though

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember that also. He does a lot of stuff like this. A true treasure!

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah. a good 8 inch it's goooooooood!

    Mewregaurd Hissyfit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nags Head only got 2-4 inches............well, maybe if they stop nagging about it!!!!

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    #18

    How Did This Even Get So Far?

    How Did This Even Get So Far?

    Tommy96Gun Report

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A modern day Cerne Abbas Giant, virgins dancing on midsummers eve by appointment only. ;o)

    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess where the urology department at this health centre is...

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cannot be by accident! Congrats to the architect

    Harold Summer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a joke. Search for Newmarket Health Center at maps.google.com and zoom in on pink area. Switch to satellite view for more awkwardness.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An anatomically correct Lego man!

    Violet Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was fake, so I googled it and it's real. (google "200 Eagle Street, Newmarket Ontario map") to see for yourself. The best part is there is a restaurant nearby called "Big Bone BBQ."

    Orion Countryman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the little blue bead at the end of the building pp though! LMAO

    Margot J. Piasecka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks I even didn’t notice that. Now I can’t stop laughing and am searching google earth for Newmarket Canada

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    #19

    He Really Came Through

    He Really Came Through

    ludwiga7 Report

    BakuDeku Shipper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, Eagle Girl, you dont have to be a bitch.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explanation for foreigners : when you pop someone's cherry, it means you are the first person who ever f****d them

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does "friend them" mean

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    Ellen Turner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this a Convention Vending Machine?? it feels like this

    Tim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $2.40 for a bag of chips?

    Susan Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coincidently, there are not many legal age cherries available. Hence the smaller bag.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder how many folx caught this little gem.

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    #20

    Government Ad In Brussels Airport

    Government Ad In Brussels Airport

    RecyclingExtraSoft Report

    Emma Byrne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long were they away?

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor girl now has a woman and a man to look after. I hope they're worth it.

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens in Belgium apparently does NOT stay in Belgium.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you’re stuck in quarantine.

    Sage Gusano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what they told us in the Army before we went over seas

    Inge Ceuppens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, no condom commercial! It's part of the government campaign for the covid-19 health codes to remind people who travel that they still need to follow the rules (masks, distance, washing hands,..). (I'm Belgian so I've seen lots of these)

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    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know they look so cute, sitting there all alone on the curb, no witnesses present, but you have to remember kidnapping is still a crime. Even outside of Belgium apparently.

    Michael Merrick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It happens. Went to Belgium and came back with a new mother and father. She was pretty cool after she stopped trying to breast feed me. "But Mom! I'm the same age as you and this is weird."

    Mewregaurd Hissyfit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about repercussions from joining the "Mile High Club"!!!!!

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    #21

    This Tissue Box

    This Tissue Box

    reddit.com Report

    Kate Wooding
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shooting webs out both ends now

    Soap
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, since spiders....

    ZenChickChristine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would make little farting noises every time I grabbed a tissue. Prrbbbtt! 😂

    WholesomeArmyweeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The proper place to shoot from when shooting silk

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found a box of tissues like this at Target once. Showed my mom while asking "So what's it gonna look like when it's in use?", and she laughed her ass off.

    Tim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My spidey sense is tingling!

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    #22

    Author Having A Laugh

    Author Having A Laugh

    Jorvalt Report

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tits are awesome! I would love to see some boobies too.

    Yugan Talovich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few years back, Taiwan was choosing a national bird. Fortunately they chose the blue magpie, because the yellow tit was a close contender. Can you imagine the tourism campaign? Come to Taiwan and see the yellow tits!

    thatmagicgaychick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bird names are hilarious. See american woodcock.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a nice pair of tits! 🐦🐦😉

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me want to hold them in my hands and snuggle my face up to them.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And on the next page, a pair of great tits. :D

    Orion Countryman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wahahaha! I bet the author had to get that pun off his "chest".

    Sam rice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It even looks like the same bird just flipped just so they could caption that 😂

    Dani Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s a group of tits called then......titties??? Lmao 🤣

    Vernice Aure
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A couple of friends dressed for Halloween as a Blue Footed Booby (blue wellies and a chest-sized paper mache breast) and a Blue Tit (yup, a blue painted paper mache breast and a blue swim cap). Many giggles were had. 😂😂😂

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    #23

    Sold

    Sold

    thisIsAswin Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This feels like a Douglas Adams joke

    ChickyChicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you talking about the whole world right now? If so, then I agree.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy the actual cup with such text.

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That wass on sale early 2020 ;o)

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Miraiiiii waaaa reeeeeennnnnka ♬♪

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sad truth of our financial system.

    LazyPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah and so few are paying attention 😳

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    Mayrene Chester
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty clever. buy it to know what it says.

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    #24

    Mcdonalds In Yass, Australia, Definitely Knew

    Mcdonalds In Yass, Australia, Definitely Knew

    reddit.com Report

    Bella10
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we spell it a**e in Australia, so probably not… Thanks Bored Panda censor A….R…..S…..E…. Lol

    Ali Sherlock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all of us do.....I'm an aussie and I spell it ass :)

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    Deutschland Mädchen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it as 'mmm... yasss' as in mmm, yesss

    DetongLhamo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yass is a town and we use a**e rather than ‘ass’.

    Duncan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because I live in Australia, I don't see the issue because i see Yass, not My As s

    Adrian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking for another early riser I guess.

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    #25

    But Have Their Subs Unionized?

    But Have Their Subs Unionized?

    Magic_Al42 Report

    Eppe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically you top your bottom and dom your sub

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...But, with a nuclear-capable sub, you can dominate the battlefield and make global superpowers fall to their knees.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my hair being pulled and... Was it not the question?

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It involves a lot of latex, leather and metal equipment

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This bad boy has a leather curtain to protect you from the motors. Is that good? ES1-61330e...d4c759.jpg ES1-61330e8d4c759.jpg

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    Yvonda Marie Levings
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recently found out upside-down🍍 means ur a swinger i got a 50 lb cement🍍in my front yard that leans sideways does that mean I'm a by myself swinger😆

    PurpleDoople
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the sub AND the bottom, fool!

    Twodogsandapicnictable
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen 9 1/2 Weeks. Thinkin the jalapenos might have ended the evening a bit early.

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    #26

    IKEA Knows!

    IKEA Knows!

    Degsyg1969 Report

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my age, I'd be happier getting an actual Go Kart

    Kate Wooding
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that fact its for valentines day too...

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gökärt? I mean, shouldn't it be Ånälräm or something?

    Zet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i feel as if ikea was a marvel super hero it would be Deadpool

    mulk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Anything’s an improvement over the Hurdal. I’d have taken an Hemnes or a Trysil over the Hurdal."

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    Sigrid Johanesdóttir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course Sweden is a free country 😂🇸🇪

    autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the totally very subtle "happy valentine's day"

    Annemarie Mattheyse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know. In case you spill your red wine while drinking in bed!

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    #27

    They Might As Well Have Put A Winky Face Emoji

    They Might As Well Have Put A Winky Face Emoji

    The_Golden_Yeti Report

    hyperunknown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the Inventor of hand sanitizer doing right now? Rubbing his hands ...

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My local shop has one saying "pump gently, I come fast"

    Mjw Gjgema
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a similar experience in Zhenzhen, China. A warning sign at a building location: ERECTION IN PROGRESS.

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    #28

    Modelling Cycling Clothes

    Modelling Cycling Clothes

    MSJ631009 Report

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on her face seems to be saying, "That's all he's got?"

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at her face, I wonder what she’s thinking

    Nene Hughes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's thinking the photographer is a giant perv and can't wait for the photo shoot to just be over.

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    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, the "is it over yet?" look on her face. lol.

    Gregg V
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's so not impressed by his size or length. He's fantasizing that he is quarterback.

    Lana Jig-maker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    her face is like "really. i'm tired of this sh*t"

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    #29

    Ah The New And Natural Propulsion System

    Ah The New And Natural Propulsion System

    SiloPsilo Report

    John Montgomery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm picturing instead of the normal engine sound it makes a fart noise as it travels.

    Brittany
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This shouldn't be as funny as it is. Haha

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet it beats the other airplanes in the air with its farts

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don’t have to worry about other planes following too closely.

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    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't remember this part of Daft Punk's song.

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    #30

    Let Us Never Forget The Robot That Drew The First D Pic On Another Planet

    Let Us Never Forget The Robot That Drew The First D Pic On Another Planet

    blindsid3 Report

    Ray Heap
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always wonder what happened to the guys who did that?

    DamnBecky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of tech websites say it was a genuine accident. It had gotten stuck in the sand and is programmed to go in circles till it gets out. lol or that is just what NASA is telling us

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    Beatrice Multhaupt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're smart enough to get to Mars but not......

    Mewregaurd Hissyfit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must have one SEVERELY MESSED UP "D" if you think that's a "D PIC"!!!!!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NASA proves again they have a sense of humor.

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sending nudes to Mars before we send humanity to Mars, nice one, NASA!

    Luka Verheijen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good to show the universe we are d***s.

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    #31

    Yep Its From Florida

    Yep Its From Florida

    mcbuilderuni Report

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    of course they're closer to you.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just keeping it in the family.

    Charlotte Carpenter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who ever designed this license plate, GENIUS respekt

    Dani Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to quote this somewhere

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gotta have a sense of humor to live in florida

    Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love funny license plates

    Callista pierce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean yeah, but remember to save room for dessert... i heard it was friends

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    #32

    At Least They're Being Upfront About It

    At Least They're Being Upfront About It

    towrofterra Report

    Susan Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta have some fun in this dead boring job.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another bored high school student struggles to find relevance at their dreary job.

    Mewregaurd Hissyfit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My question is..........how would they know????

    Irene Otugo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the logo like an 'A' looks like a smirk.

    Callista pierce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    literally if my friend worked there. funny story butt i will save it for another post. actuall, that wasnt just for the pun

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    #33

    This Ad Placement

    This Ad Placement

    c_by_thesea Report

    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine you're an aspiring model and you end up in that

    Dwight k schrute.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably told everyone she knows that she's going to be in an ad... Then this shows up

    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never laughed out loud before but this got me, I found my level XD

    Kusuo saiki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the eyes from the Addams family movie 2019

    Evelyn Haskins
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT on Earth is an origination ????

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    #34

    Yes! I Like It Any Place

    Yes! I Like It Any Place

    echmaepa Report

    Tonya Wallace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read your comment. Looked back at the dog, and now I'm dying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    Lucy Brazier
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dog has seen some things...

    Caffeinated Hedgehog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can also fold the left page to only show the arm and red gloves

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness authors put little subliminal jokes for moms amd dads. After reading the same book over amd over to our kids we need some sort of stimulation.

    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell the dogs used to this

    Verena Abt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You only see what you know. This is a completely harmless page for a child and should remain so.

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    #35

    She Knew

    She Knew

    beehale Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    huh...never realized Slughorn had a thing for Snape

    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well according to HP fandom, almost every one has a thing for Snape

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    mph seti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read 'ejaculated" used that way in older stories...ALways makes me chuckle because I'm terrible and apparently 10.

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember reading it in "The Cask of Amontillado" by Edgar Allan Poe in 9th grade. The teacher just skipped over it and replaced it with "said".

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    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm telling ya, that's how Snape passed Potions.

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wondered why she chose that wording

    Jaime Higgins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am guessing that it's because it's the wording often used by Arthur Conan Doyle in his Sherlock Holmes stories. Dr Watson often "ejaculates" a statement.

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    Joseph OReilly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a similar line in The Book Thief and I choked on air when I saw it

    lailyfnoor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As non-native English speaker, I only knew one meaning of ejaculated

    Tim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exclaim is a perfectly cromulent substitute for ejaculate.

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    #36

    6.99

    6.99

    DespacitoIII Report

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6.99 implies more than two persons? Threesome?

    Boilingpoint
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why'd I immediately read that in a New Yorkan accent

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    #37

    Thanks Management

    Thanks Management

    alexisGodly Report

    monsa8
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives a whole new meaning to 'Excuse me, can you help me with this?'

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sooooo....wheres this place?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the question is can i touch myself or can you touch me?

    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking "customer service" to an entirely new level.

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for 3.50? How do they support themselves?

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    #38

    North Americans Unite!

    North Americans Unite!

    ppppie_ Report

    Ripley Dog
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come together...right now over me.

    Starlee87
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you now the songs stuck in my head

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    HooowlAtTheMoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a north american, i'm not sure how to react to this. It's both hilarious and horrible at the same time

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is responsible for this? How far back in time do we have to go?

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2016 Geology.com It's at the bottom of the legend in the photo.

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    Rohan Moran
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curious why they broke Canada and the US down into their States/territorial regions, but didn't do that for Mexico...🤔

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    #39

    Somebody In The Engineering/Design Department Thought This Would Be Funny

    Somebody In The Engineering/Design Department Thought This Would Be Funny

    hyeallthetime420 Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir, it looks like a bent fishing rod, a small, wide one.

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it’s obviously a crooked soul ladle.

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    Ashasaurus rex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had two calls where douches would call and ask about this gasket. Not very funny. It wastes time.

    Jose Antonio
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i completely agree... first time it was kind of funny as it was the first time i had got this call since seeing it way back when on facebook...every time after that got more annoying.

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    arienne libbrecht
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sometimes you'll get the parts person who has been asked this WAY too much, and they'll tell you to bug off.

    JayWantsACat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe don't bother retail workers who don't make much with stupid s**t, like this.

    Sasy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    an aerial view of someone giving directions.

    Verena Abt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a sticky tape dispenser.

    Randy Klefbeck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the left side of the impeller housing there seems to be some kind of strut for support or something.

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    #40

    “Lighthouses”

    “Lighthouses”

    Deontas Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice how the picture on the bag looks nothing like the contents. They might as well have called them cummi bears. :D

    Macaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat a bag of lighthouses just doesn't have the same ring to it.

    Lillian Marie Poss
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would do anything for some gummies right now.

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh huh surrrrrre they are ;)

    Evelyn Haskins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One presumes they were made for teenage parties (or primary school boys) and nobody bought them, so they had to change the name

    Susan Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be a satire. Nothing this moronic would sell.

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    #41

    Thats 12 Inches Or 30cm

    Thats 12 Inches Or 30cm

    iiMaximus Report

    memeaubdoctor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SIR! Huh! Grab me that sandwich. But sir you don’t have any money! Grab me that sandwich!

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    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I think a six-inch would probably be enough. P.S.: We all know your foot longs aren't as big as you say they are.

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical guy, exaggerating the size, subway have to legally have it is "footling™" because it's not actually a foot long, ever

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inches versus centimeters… it makes a difference.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When 6 inches, just doesn't cut it!

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    #42

    They Knew

    They Knew

    karan2395 Report

    Rod Egret
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never been prouder to be French!

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Story of marlana : The origin.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    La zoophilie expliquée aux enfants. Volume 1 : les joies de la sodomie équine.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (partially erased footnote on the 87th page) ‡Veuillez noter : se déguiser en animal semi-fictif et ensuite avoir des relations sexuelles abondantes n'est pas de la bestialité.

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    Kevin3475
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    c'moooooooooonnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone please tell Empress Catherine the Great of Russia her horse has been cheating on her!

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    #43

    There Are No Accidents

    There Are No Accidents

    Usernameofnitesh Report

    Kate Wooding
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact this was probably a mistake makes it so much better

    Wilf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "mistakes are proof you are" is a very profound statement. Is it a quote from Descarte?

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last word is "trying." And here's a participants' trophy.

    Spike Matthews
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that 'heard' that in Yoda's voice and mentally added, "hrm!" to the end?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mistakes prove you are trash. Subtle message.

    Luka Verheijen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't worry professor, I was an accident too."

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Garbage", "waste" or "trash", it's still just as funny!

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    #44

    It’s Hard To Imagine A Universe Where This Wasn’t Planned

    It’s Hard To Imagine A Universe Where This Wasn’t Planned

    GooseMeBro Report

    Berry Budgie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a doctor Suess book that would be funny to young children

    Violet Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Be picky"? About what? We're already in the farts section, I think we've made our choices...

    GoldfishCrackers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My university back in the day had “year of the arts” as a theme one fall. They put huge banners along all the lamp posts. Someone stuck up and drew in the letter f on one right by my apartment. “Year of the Farts” it read. They even matched the typography. I appreciated that. 😂

    Mewregaurd Hissyfit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You also have to be picky about your farts, and have them color outed.

    CV
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Building is of full of f arts 🤣

    Lana Jig-maker
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    #45

    The Sign Maker Knew

    The Sign Maker Knew

    dredwerker Report

    hyperunknown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a hold of yourself. ;D

    TheWickedOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then they get mad when you ask abut the wank special... *eyeroll*

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they offer happy endings after your haircut apparently...

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I can do that.

    WalkieTaco
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gladly, good sir. but you can't arrest me.

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    #46

    They Ain’t Talking About Burgers

    They Ain’t Talking About Burgers

    J-on-the-cob Report

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men that don't enjoy doing this confuse me, why would you not enjoy it, yet seem to demand the reverse from her??

    Ben Press
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    men who do that are called Conservative Christians. They also don't now what or where the clitoris is.

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    Luka Verheijen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was meant as a joke, btw, but I can understand people sidn't get that

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me when i encounter horny alien women of the callipygian variety

    Delilah Simmons
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it, can someone please explain this

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else seeing two white eyes leering out from under the top bun?

    John David Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right on Texas Boulavard it sounds like something a Texan would do ( I’m Texan not stereotype)

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, Mr Miller, Are cultural things not catagorically steriotypical? Kinda like a fad that hangs around a while.

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    #47

    Disney “Dumbo” Shirt

    Disney “Dumbo” Shirt

    jkempt888 Report

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early stereotyping, ready for pre-school;o)

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh no the playground bullies can sence a disturbance

    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, kids at this age aren't usually very smart.

    Nandina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the parents bought it for their baby....

    Katherine Heasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweet, but dumb. Kid can't even talk or walk straight!

    Tim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumb babies need the most attention!

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    #48

    Nice

    Nice

    n_a_than Report

    Avocadorable
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the weather is opinionated these days. 🤣

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without units, that could be rather unpleasant. In fact it would be scorchio!

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes...is it 69 degrees Fahrenheit, Celsius...Kelvin?

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    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they not right "gigitty" on it instead

    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *write (it was late when I wrote my comment and was half asleep lol)

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    You kidding me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, I've always found 69 to be very nice!

    Evelyn Haskins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice???????? Nippy if it is C, unsurvivable if it is F.

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    #49

    Innocent Amazon Search At Work!!

    Innocent Amazon Search At Work!!

    cuddlefkmenow Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what the Audi logo looks like when you space it out ;-)

    Losferatu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Appropriate since that's a good descriptor of the majority of Audi drivers.

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    a_smol_berry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it, it might be because my brain can't focus with the bright blue screen.

    Susan Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you picture the worker going into a giggle fit when the display makes contact with the brain cells?

    Erika C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way was this an accident!

    Adrian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Subliminal advertising - good watches are sexy!

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    GFSTaylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the time when a friend, who judges at cat shows, forgot to use the Work Safe filter when googling images. His search for Persian Kittens did not get the results he'd actually wanted.

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing innocent about browsing Amazon at work.

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    #50

    My Latin Workbook

    My Latin Workbook

    Penguiye Report

    Xandra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means "how" or "what" in Romanian. "Cu" is "with".

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Latin lessons in France have some funny moments too. Like when you're 14 yo and you have to conjugate the verb "amare" (to love) in future tense : "he/she will love" = "amabit" (sounds in French just like "aaah, my d**k")...

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pronounced "koom" like in "cum dederit dilectis suis somnum" or the most commonly used "Et cum spiritu tuo"

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can understand a terny bit of Latin, but I don't quite understand what you said. Something about "with (word) (word) their(?) dream"?

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    #51

    This Is Art

    This Is Art

    HarishVemula Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen this one before. Quite appropriate considering how many bellends work in the building pictured. We have another one near me which has a different design that looks like a bat symbol and is known locally as Batman Bridge.

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it is a perfect description of the people in the building across the Thames ;o))

    Julia Jules Whitelegg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very appropriate for all the di*ks that "work" in there!

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    #52

    What Is She Doing And Who’s Behind Her?

    What Is She Doing And Who’s Behind Her?

    razydreams Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some hard Core hoovering. :D

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The heck vacuums on their hands and knees?

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably D**k Thunder behind her. 🤔

    Big Blue Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What on earth is she doing? Not hoovering for sure. Why would you put pic like that on the package unless you are trying to sell strap-ons?

    Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s that image for??

    WildHoneyPie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she's hiking a football. To D**k Thunder...

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah those wierd looking attachments ;o)

    Preston Algaier
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the designer used the wrong picture saved on his hard drive?

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    #53

    Ayyoooo

    Ayyoooo

    Charliep91 Report

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they couldn't wait until april the first?

    Kevin3475
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess What???? Suggestions are really appreciated!!!! ;)

    #54

    Just Like That

    Just Like That

    philms Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way they could have made this worse is to put a face on the left. LOL

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn... he even touche the balls!!!

    #55

    The Black "Lightning"

    The Black "Lightning"

    PHCF99 Report

    Dave P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all those old DC cartoons snuck in dirty jokes for the adults

    Nameless 4
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But this is from Season 3 of "Young Justice," which was, for the record, made for much more mature audiences

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    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeahhhh young justice season 3 was not kid friendly at all. i waas so disappointed ;(

    Batgirl Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear god, now i get it

    Russian Otaku
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black lightening would be absolutely amazingly ineffective at anything

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    #56

    Don’t Do It, Chris!

    Don’t Do It, Chris!

    furbz1 Report

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Close knit group of family and friends.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chris is poly. His wife knows this and she's cool with it.

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    #57

    Wrong Angle

    Wrong Angle

    iVannGarc Report

    Alan Gale
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me ages to see what it was meant to be!!

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Companies should have people with dirty minds proof their stuff before it goes out.

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not coming near me with that thing

    Vernice Aure
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They knew. I would love to know how this got through the editing department.

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    #58

    Applying For Jobs Must Be Fun

    Applying For Jobs Must Be Fun

    confusedbored-single Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah? Try being called Richard Head.

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to school with a kid called Richard Payne...

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    Nene Hughes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should apply to work for "Thunder from Down Under". (A popular male strip show)

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feel the thunder! Lighting then the thunder, thunder... -Imagine Dragons.

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many moons ago I worked for an insurance agency and we were starting to scan files into the computer to do away with physical files. I came across one that the guys name was Harry Sack. I laughed until I cried and then passed it around.

    Pamda Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My band director in elementary school was Richard Wrestler.

    Jjiinnee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had Lisa Caunt in elementary with us.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no need to change your name if you get into porn

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is so handsome his name is not a problem

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    #59

    They Definetly Knew

    They Definetly Knew

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I get the choose with what?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    12 gauge or rhaetian railways ge 6/6 crocodile

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    SkyHigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s just a really fat guy patting his stomachs.

    Kevin3475
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahhahahahhahahahahhaha

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! I will never be able to unsee it!

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone for a G****e Burger

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    #60

    That A**, I Mean Guitar, Be Poppin'

    That A**, I Mean Guitar, Be Poppin'

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    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nono, I can still see it..

    Moxxidude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you guys heard Quinta’s musical bum? I mean, music album!

    Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT HOW I could ONLY SeE IT ONCE AND I TRIED AGAIN BUT IT WAS GONE!

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao the caption is way too true

    Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god the caption is right. You see it and then it’s gone

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True...I only saw it once not again BEFORE I read the headline.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it make me bad that I saw the butt first?

    phantomhit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stare at the wrinkles in his sleeve.

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    #61

    Oh, You Were Talking About Strawberries, Were You?

    Oh, You Were Talking About Strawberries, Were You?

    thehumangoomba Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would provide relevant sources, but if i did, i'd get blown down like i didn't pay my protection money.

    #62

    Jerry Knew

    Jerry Knew

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    imontape
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is why he looks so happy

    Blarrg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, that's an actual job?

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, Jerry, that's pretty personal.

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    #64

    When Your Kid Turns Two

    When Your Kid Turns Two

    mcr2d2 Report

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when he turn two don't turn the cake

    Kwj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, most 2 year olds Can be huge c**ts from time to time ;)

    David Gripon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Save the decoration for a divorce party.

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you've ever raised a 2 year-old that about sums it up.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

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    C-U-N-T

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    #65

    This Carpet Sample

    This Carpet Sample

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    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    420 is used as shorthand for smoking weed. They knew exactly what they were doing 😀

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    You kidding me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call Photoshop B.S. Others around it are in the 800s and 900s

    Noel Bovae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you're probably right. Darn it. That would've been kinda funny.

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    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.420magazine.com/420-featured-articles/the-true-origin-of-420-setting-the-record-straight/

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    #66

    The Cleveland Indians Have Been Officially Renamed The Guardians

    The Cleveland Indians Have Been Officially Renamed The Guardians

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    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like not many men could find it ;o)

    over it already
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I heard that it turned out after all this that there already was some (much smaller) team that was already the Cleveland Guardians and they had the name copyrighted? No? Pretty sure they were talking about it on No Such Thing As A Fish...made me chuckle.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they...they must have...right?

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I can't find the G Spot!" -person on phone with a friend already there "It's right there, so easy" -other person.

    #67

    The Value Spot!

    The Value Spot!

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    Kai Scadden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it I've seen it twice what does it MEAN

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    #68

    My Wife Said She Was Just Trying To Get A Good Picture Of My Son And Me. Riiight

    My Wife Said She Was Just Trying To Get A Good Picture Of My Son And Me. Riiight

    ohmbience Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cum Nation? Isn't that the world's largest sperm bank?

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    #69

    So Romantic

    So Romantic

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    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's admirable and brave to be so open about it.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the other way round would look selfish, as it would say "Alan" :D

    #70

    They Definitely Knew Where To Place That Label

    They Definitely Knew Where To Place That Label

    ribmaker Report

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I mean.... you do need to know some basic geometry. Angles. Am I right?

    #71

    They Knew

    They Knew

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine her surprise when she opens it up.

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    #72

    They Definitely Knew

    They Definitely Knew

    skolgang Report

    PenitentEyeball
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who don’t know “MILF” stands for “Man I love frogs!”

    Mystery Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told my 74 yo Mum that WTF meant Wow, That's Fantastic. She uses it often on the family whatsapp group hahaha

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    #73

    So Don't Overthink

    So Don't Overthink

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    PurpleDoople
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must crush your c**k with a rock. You knew this would happen. You shouldn’t have said ‘you too’ to the waitress.

    julie son
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this case, they could have done with a bit more thinking...