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Ah, English! One of the easiest or hardest languages you’ll ever learn—depending on whom you ask. However, even if we’re wizards of literature or native speakers, we all slip up from time to time. We can forget how to spell and even the most simple words can elude us. Especially when we’re stressed or distracted (but social media can be to blame, too!).

We've collected some of the funniest times that people’s minds temporarily shut down and their English language skills melted like butter in a hot pan from the 716k-member-strong r/ihadastroke subreddit. When you’re done upvoting your fave pics and enjoying this list, you can check out our previous post about people who forgot how English works right here.

Bored Panda talked about the pitfalls that come with learning English, what we can do to keep our linguistic skills sharp, and the effects that social media has on our grammar with Dr. Lisa McLendon, who is the News and Information Track Chair at the University of Kansas School of Journalism and Coordinator at the Bremner Editing Center. Read on for her in-depth insights.

#1

When To Take Your Mdedicatnion

When To Take Your Mdedicatnion

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Ola Polowczyk
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take one take two take three one or two. Aaaand five, six, seven eight

Gurt B. Frobe
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take them whenever you'd like. Take as many as you want...or as little as you want. Doesn't really matter. You have a good day now.

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S
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm crying this is super funny if you say it out loud

Tracy Baparam
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They were supposed to strike of the ones that were not relevant

Katherine Heasley
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, that's a "consult your pharmacist" situation if I've ever seen one.

Thalia Lovering
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone probably has to circle or highlight the proper instruction for the specific medication

Suze Williams
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Were these instructions written by Boris Johnson? "Take one but take two..."

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    #2

    I Think My Girlfriend Needs Some Pastaa

    I Think My Girlfriend Needs Some Pastaa

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    Summer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trained in drunk texts lol

    Nothanks L. Walk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy... all the wrong letters are right next to the right ones.

    Richard Brown
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is fitted with a sleepy girlfriend translator

    David Martin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did her English snap back to perfect all of a sudden? O.o

    ZombieGirl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens with my husband all the time....he will do the "talk to text" option while driving and it always comes out gibberish. I'm sure she did the same then actually texted the last message back

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    Austin Evans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats literally so easy to understand

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing he didn't ask her if she was having a stroke or something :P

    E Jletty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ban" and name apparently starts with a M

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    #3

    Ship

    Ship

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can also tell it went from left since first key hit was Caps Lock. XD

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    Nothanks L. Walk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omglol I fell off my chair laughing at this xD

    Dr. McLendon from the University of Kansas said that some parts of the English language can be hard to learn for foreign students. A lot depends on the languages they already know.

    “For students whose native language lacks articles (a, an, the), articles are by far the hardest category of words to master. Verb tense/aspect is also really hard—the difference between ‘I read,’ ‘I am reading,’ and ‘I do read’ is nonexistent in many other languages,” the professor explained.

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    However, memorizing common words doesn’t help overcome these difficulties. It’s all a matter of changing your mindset and practicing things until they become second nature. “These don’t pose any difficulties for native speakers who use them correctly without even thinking about it,” Dr. McLendon said. However, native speakers have other problems with English.

    #4

    Eh

    Eh

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    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are we all year anyway? On phone keyboard year is sort of next to tras when typing

    notyourgirl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this got me laughing out loud ngl

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    #5

    Did I Make A Reddit Account Just To Post My Grandpa Having His Seventh Typing Stroke Today? Yes, Yes I Did

    Did I Make A Reddit Account Just To Post My Grandpa Having His Seventh Typing Stroke Today? Yes, Yes I Did

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    John Tan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    grandpa be like: at least im famous

    Nothanks L. Walk
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone : think before you speak. Fapple : think different. Customer : * TILT *

    KT
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STROKE assessment time

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    #6

    Hate It When People The Food

    Hate It When People The Food

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    Billie Templeton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I can't find the "Concern Spoons!"

    Chris Palmer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the spoon concerned in the first place?

    k1ddkanuck
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a mantra for life. Whether happy or sad, faced with hardship or fortune, in a bind, out of luck, out of toilet paper... Use the concern spoon.

    Malakai
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The concern spoon

    katboxjanitor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another G*danged SPOON???? Soup, Tea and Table....now a CONCERN spoon???

    BAILEY PANELLI
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait I'm the only one that the foods?

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    In Dr. McLendon’s experience as an editor and a teacher, she has found that native speakers have trouble with past passive participles in speech (e.g. saying ‘I had went’). Meanwhile, in writing, they have problems with punctuation, homophones (peek vs. peak, etc.), and misplaced modifiers.

    But for those of us who feel confident in our English and feel like there’s nowhere else to go, the journey isn’t quite over. We can’t rest on our laurels.

    “Read! Read widely and frequently. Read magazines, newspapers, novels, even cereal boxes,” the expert said. “But be careful when scrolling through social media, which although it can give you a good idea of current slang and shorthand, is often not a great model of clarity, accuracy, or good grammar.”

    #7

    Stroke Time

    Stroke Time

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    Amber odom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Tosses the holy hand Grenade*

    Kris “ADHD_Carrier” Dudoich
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can't...stop...laughing...add...fruck...to...dictionary...please!

    Krazy Kat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me laugh out loud... fruck !

    ma li
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    f r u c k *burns in lava*

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    #8

    My Mom Just Sent Me This Out Of The Blue

    My Mom Just Sent Me This Out Of The Blue

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    Nicolas Pilot
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Err, eat pussy and bite pillow. Sorry, I had to say it

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer to eat my cats with throw rugs actually.

    Andrew
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok mom, should I stuff the cats with pillows or stuff the pillows with cats?

    Raynell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The phone is on its way to becoming sentient.

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    #9

    Grandma Not Doing To Good

    Grandma Not Doing To Good

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    Dana Grunwald
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor grandma. I hope she is well!

    Nothanks L. Walk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone tap her side and see if the needle stops skipping.

    Wolfstar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i laughed so hard i choked on my spit lmaoooo

    Dr. McLendon previously told Bored Panda that people forget words all the time because of temporary ‘blips’ in the information retrieval process in our minds. However, modern life and the easy access to technology also have an effect on our ability to spell well.

    Spell-check, auto-correct, and editing software are now very common and they can shut down our ability to think and write for ourselves.

    “Because spell-check and autocorrect are everywhere, what seems to be the biggest problem is words that are spelled correctly but aren’t the right word, like ‘form’ instead of ‘from,’ ‘it’s’ instead of ‘its,’ or ‘defiantly’ instead of ‘definitely.’”

    #10

    Brain Movie

    Brain Movie

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    eimipet
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just dropped my iPad (on my lap) because I was laughing so hard

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brain movie on, brain movieR!

    Amy Pattie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing odd with this sentence, this is normalcy for me.

    Duck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IM DHYINGGJKHFAKSJdhjasjda omfg these are too funny, im literally in class rn and my teacher asked to share my screen cause im laughing too much

    MiaOokami
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was like, 4, i didn't know what a dream was, so I called it a movie in my head.

    Azziza
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like "brain movie" better than dream.

    shado
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can I offer a concerned spoon?

    Marvin HoG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son blanked on the word deaf one night so instead he yelled at his father "are you ear blind???"

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    #11

    How When Me The What Is You

    How When Me The What Is You

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    Some Cool Guy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That picture is freaking me out

    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This doesn't look right." "Look, Ted, as long as we put all of the parts together, it really doesn't matter what order we put them on or where they're supposed to go."

    SirPatTheCat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a meme with this pic that was like "the blanket when you're trying to fix it in the middle of the night" haha

    kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm getting Dizzy just looking at that

    clive apps
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like it was sent through the teleportation machine in The Fly II . Probably a copy car from Mitsubotchi Engineering.

    Kris “ADHD_Carrier” Dudoich
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure what confuses me more - that sentence or the picture!

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    #12

    Uh

    Uh

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    Gurt B. Frobe
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worries. He always comes back. That f-er's got more lives than a cat.

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    Zoe White
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is he actually trying to say

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know the spelling's bad when a thing with no nucleus decides to NTFO.

    WILLIAM FAULK
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo, Eminem feels like King Kong?

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    Improving our writing skills requires conscious effort on our part. Editing and proofreading are very important, so we should take the time to carefully read over what we’ve written. Several times if necessary. Knowing what mistakes we tend to make most often is also an advantage because we can then avoid those pitfalls.

    However, there are times when editing, stepping back for a while, and sitting down to edit again isn’t enough. Dr. McLendon suggests having someone else read over what you’ve written to catch any mistakes left behind.

    “When you’ve written something, your brain already knows what you’re thinking and what you meant to say, even if you didn’t actually say it. So when you read your own writing, you unconsciously fill in missing words, skip over typos, fail to see ambiguity, etc. Another person, someone who sees only what’s on the page and not what’s in your head, can help you spot mistakes and improve your writing. This is especially important if you are carving something in stone or getting a tattoo with words in it.”

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    #13

    Hm...

    Hm...

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    Hope Bagel
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    f e e l t h e f o o t

    Jamie S. Martindale
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this secretly trying to be a condom advert in a country where you aren't allowed to do that?!

    Pensive
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It foots the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the shoe again.

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like the first half of a Tibetan proverb that goes 'the foot feels the foot when it feels the ground'

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    #14

    What’s A Banana?

    What’s A Banana?

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my lunch box today I have a curved red ball (Apple) and a pink smile (melon)

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will call melons 'pink smiles' from now on.

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    Tree
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just see the poor employee, fumbling with the sign and being like, "F***k, what is it? What's it called?"

    K.Kobayashi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a famous sign somewhere that labels Brussels sprouts as "little green balls of death." I think it's in Pike Place.

    Nothanks L. Walk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just see the lawsuit now. Asian employee claims he was maliciously outed by a condom demo showmodel. NO pervert, a BANANA.

    Iris Wolfie (づ ◕‿◕ )づ
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right now I am eating plant organs (kidney beans-also, are they plants-)

    Kyra ALIMIN [4A]
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a curved orange ball (orange) and a abstract yellow poop-like fruit (durian)

    Star-Light Star-Bright
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    5 years ago

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    #15

    Drunk Friends Are Quality Comedians

    Drunk Friends Are Quality Comedians

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    JK Rowling
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

    b l a n c
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg i just got that they mixed up joe and how and i'm D Y I N G of laughter XDXDD

    Kelly Feaver
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Failed attempt at a "joe momma" joke.

    BAILEY PANELLI
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this is different but. My little cousin used to speak gibberish so we just said mhm yes and she git really mad.

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    #16

    English? Do You Speak It!

    English? Do You Speak It!

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person should not be procreating.

    Gurt B. Frobe
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    5 years ago

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    ...or reproducing for that matter.

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    Catlady6000
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called Superfetation, where a woman conceives, and then conceives another baby while still pregnant with the first. High risk and dangerous, especially when the 2nd conception is a few weeks or even months into the initial pregnancy, resulting in one full term baby and one preemie

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, I knew it was technically possible - very rare though, right? Requires 2 eggs at once which usually doesn't happen?

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    Rubeus Hagrid
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and f*****g died

    Nothanks L. Walk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when questions about basic biology are so inane they accidentally touch on something intelligent. One twin can indeed absorb the other during gestation, although it is exceedingly rare.

    Kanga9ine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no womb to fight. They'll just have to get used to each other and show up on time. They won't get their own wombs for a while. The guys should play a joke on moms and order a bunch of stuff from Womb Service. Rent a couple movies. Shell get a real laugh when they hand her the bill.

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birth Control. Copulation sans population

    Katja Aakre Isbrekken
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... "if your girl gets pregnant, then sex and pregnant again, does she hav a twin, or do they fight in the womb?" 😹😹😹 No friend, she either had an abortion (natural or clinical) or she lied.😹😅 OR shes just been pregnant the whole time and forgot she told you before? 😅

    Bonnie Edwards
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From anothers' reply.... It's called Superfetation.

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    #17

    Spelling

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    François Carré
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You deserve a satnding ovation with a huge clapter for that.

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve heard you can get treatment for that.

    Nothanks L. Walk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait.. that's a Claptrap line isn't it?? The unicycle trashcan dadjoke dispenser from Borderlands?

    Yvonne Blau
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, isn't this a real word? I'm confused...

    Your Local Lizard
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats what better than boring ol' applause!

    #18

    Narto

    Narto

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    Amy Pattie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Narto is my favourite line now

    Cuddles
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna use that on a guy I work with when he shows me anime stuff on his phone. "Is that narto?"

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    True Blue
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Not do bad alter that I now" *uncontrollable laughter*

    That Guy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    narto is he new dragonball

    Nothanks L. Walk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did a narto rn once. Well, tried; but fell on my fae.

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    #19

    Sasig

    Sasig

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    Batwench
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Close Welsh for sausage is Selsig

    CAILIN FRITSCH
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *him/her* asks how to spell sausage while spelling sausage

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    #20

    My Friend Had Stroke Last Night

    My Friend Had Stroke Last Night

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    Kesyra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had me with Wholie f*k

    Suze Williams
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keyboard going bwack?? Turning into a chicken?

    Big Blue Cat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ONG MY KEYBORDA GOING BWACK TOOOOO

    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going bwack looks terrifying. Hope that won't happen to my dear keyborda.

    Crep 105
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    16th Century: Thank thee! 20th Century: Thank you! 21st Century: Y o u o f t h e t h a n k !

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    #21

    Stroke Robbery

    Stroke Robbery

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    David Martin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *raises one hand slowly* ...I have questions

    Vanta Black
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are no answers, friend, just brain-damaging gibberish.

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    Alex T
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we leav... RICHJ *kisas moonay*

    Nate Hull
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I have about 78 questions.

    Andrew
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, what if the System was a player, and was pretending to be the actual System.

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    #22

    Thanks Brian

    Thanks Brian

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    Monday
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm torn between being fed up with seeing among us everywhere and being hopelessly addicted to among us.

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    Ola Polowczyk
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the responses like "thanks" or "okay" to such nonsense <3

    Aly Cat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Among us arguments in a nutshell

    Hope Bagel
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    5 years ago

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    MJ1
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Errorname made the other one errorring

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    #23

    First Post - Idk If My Sister’s Okay

    First Post - Idk If My Sister’s Okay

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    Chris
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mango, mangas, mangat, mangamus, mangatis, mangant.

    François Carré
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mango, mange, mangam, mangi, mangi, mango, mangi mangi mangas, mangarum, mangis mangis.

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    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a minute, but it turns out this isn't *complete* nonsense: "Do you want mango? If yes, come down"

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how they can usually type and spell the bad words

    Andrew
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES I WANT MANGO WHERE MANGO GIVE MANGO

    Cecilia Cheung
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet, she typed that last line just fine...??

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    #24

    Ehhh... Meet??

    Ehhh... Meet??

    YoungBlackBelt Report

    Malakai
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says "Meet Someone" twice...and very badly, at that

    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to meet the someone who designed that.

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    Nothanks L. Walk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dude neeeeeeds to dye his mustache and eyebrows blonde as well.

    Ezigma
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT'S what you got out of this lol!?

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    Chris DiFonso
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ease up, they're just playing Scrabble for heaven's sake!

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    #25

    Wat Iss The Foooonf

    Wat Iss The Foooonf

    youthfulcomrade Report

    Reagan Maher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned with the fact that it says baby legs sold here🤔😬🤨😶

    Anna Woodhull
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby legs is a popular brand of leg warmers for babies.

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    Anna Woodhull
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby legs is a brand of leg warmers for baby's. Clek is a high end car seat company. Foonf is one of the car seat models.

    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m kinda looking for a whole baby not just the legs?

    Nothanks L. Walk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I'm keeping what. WTF is now What The Foonf

    Shelby P
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't foonf what comes between sex and fear?

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    #26

    The Mercedes F1 Team After Today's Race

    The Mercedes F1 Team After Today's Race

    kcinnay2 Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U ok hun. 😆 I think they are, they won that race.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me when i drive a go kart and it smells nice and theres the wind and i go real fast

    WILLIAM FAULK
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother did that witha post on purpose.

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that "Tweet übersetzen" ('Translate Tweet') Thing underneath the ... mixed alphabet.

    Jamie S. Martindale
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad they used ALLCAPS to really emphasize that one!

    Nothanks L. Walk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy s**t, cars have redeemable codes now?!?

    #27

    I Don't Know

    I Don't Know

    Dead-Rat-69 Report

    JK Rowling
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Remy is still getting used to typing...

    b l a n c
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    give him the benefit of the doubt, maybe he's half-cooking half-typing?

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    True Blue
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just the "Aple" at the end makes it funnier

    Nothanks L. Walk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something tells me that mouse is still figuring out how to answer texts with the hairpulling under the chef's hat

    Alex T
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not me at 3am on a school nite laughing my a** off to this

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    #28

    At Least Google Knew What I Was Going For

    At Least Google Knew What I Was Going For

    BanishedOcean Report

    JK Rowling
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because Google has to deal with this c**p all the time

    Katherine Heasley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is only bolstering my thesis that Dutch is just drunk English.

    Doob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ifkowsd. ifkowse. ifkowsf. ifkowsg. ifkowsh. ifkowsi. ifkowsj. ifkowsk. ifkowsl. ifkowsm. ifkowsn. ifkowso. ifkowsp. ifkowsq. ifkowsr. ifkowss. ifkowst. ifkowsu. ifkowsv. ifkowsd. ifkowse. ifkowsf. ifkowsg. ifkowsh. ifkowsi. ifkowsj. ifkowsk. ifkowsl. ifkowsm. ifkowsn. ifkowso. ifkowsp. ifkowsq. ifkowsr. ifkowss. ifkowst. ifkowsu. ifkowsv. ifkowsd. ifkowse. ifkowsf. ifkowsg. ifkowsh. ifkowsi. ifkowsj. ifkowsk. ifkowsl. ifkowsm. ifkowsn. ifkowso. ifkowsp. ifkowsq. ifkowsr. ifkowss. ifkowst. ifkowsu. ifkowsv. ifkowsd. ifkowse. ifkowsf. ifkowsg. ifkowsh. ifkowsi. ifkowsj. ifkowsk. ifkowsl. ifkowsm. ifkowsn. ifkowso. ifkowsp. ifkowsq. ifkowsr. ifkowss. ifkowst. ifkowsu. ifkowsv. ifkowsd. ifkowse. ifkowsf. ifkowsg. ifkowsh. ifkowsi. ifkowsj. ifkowsk. ifkowsl. ifkowsm. ifkowsn. ifkowso. ifkowsp. ifkowsq. ifkowsr. ifkowss. ifkowst. ifkowsu. ifkowsv. ifkowsd. ifkowse. ifkowsf. ifkowsg. ifkowsh. ifkowsi. ifkowsj. ifkowsk. ifkowsl. ifkowsm. ifkowsn. ifkowso. ifkowsp. ifkowsq. ifkowsr. ifkowss. i

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    #29

    Sprite Kurkkurkkkkkurite Kuav Kute K

    Sprite Kurkkurkkkkkurite Kuav Kute K

    Oson360 Report

    Anon Yymi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Finnish. They've somehow managed to mix the price tags for Sprite and cucumbers (kurkku).

    Jamie S. Martindale
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New flavor: KKK Sprite! (Look for the white can, with bad taste)

    Fresh outta F...s to give
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, can I have on without Kurkkukkkkkurite, please? I'm allergic to kurkkk....

    ma li
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes my fave flavor Kurkkurkkkkkurite Kuav Kute K

    Chris DiFonso
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the price is high because of so many letter "k" in the product description

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    #30

    Strok

    Strok

    NotInExist Report

    Joey Marlin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dawgz! Just that his paws are too big...

    Chris DiFonso
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Mr. NatoPotato an avatar for Donald Trump?

    #31

    Very Much Road

    Very Much Road

    kaw242424 Report

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? This is a practice road for road marking trucks and equipment. It is in the US, not India or Pakistan, and this pic is very old.

    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    They’re pretty much the same country it makes no sense

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    #32

    He Couldn't Handle The Metric System--

    He Couldn't Handle The Metric System--

    lynx_is_a_lion Report

    Alex T
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they related so hard, there were no words. Only the overwhelming emotion in which was translated into incoherent letter form

    Chris Palmer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Those crazy Brits. Always making up words from random letters

    DogMatic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just the sound of horror we make at the cost of fuel when filling up, mate.

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    #33

    Hmmm I See

    Hmmm I See

    helpmeimausername Report

    #34

    Uhhh...sureee...?

    Uhhh...sureee...?

    Otakuboyseason2 Report

    David Martin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am speed" is somehow the best part of all of this mess

    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When other flights need 12 hours but you only need 9

    Troux
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahah A350 goes brrrrrrrrr

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: When you need 9 hours for flights and other planes need 12.

    #35

    Ah Yes

    Ah Yes

    Enderbike Report

    Nothanks L. Walk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    scetualll = schedule?!? Wow. Murican education, ladies & gentlemen.

    Samantha Tej
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    George, come get your wife. She’s had enough to drink.

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    #36

    Laughed His Ass Off Ass Off

    Laughed His Ass Off Ass Off

    HAMADA_KANAME Report

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She walked in through the out door out door out out out

    Ola Polowczyk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be a granddchild of the "side of side of" grandma

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet it hurt to lose all those asses.

    Kyle D
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took a week to respond to that, they must have been gone too long been gone too long been gone gone gone too long.

    David Martin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it only took a week to notice your friend was having a stroke

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    #37

    Sooo It's Souls Then?

    Sooo It's Souls Then?

    reddit.com Report

    Reagan Maher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he will accept souls, specifically ones sold to the devil himself

    Nate Hull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just unleashed a curse on you.

    #38

    He Started Speaking Enchantement Table

    He Started Speaking Enchantement Table

    kgb444 Report

    Shelby P
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe they need school tomorrow after all...

    #39

    I Understand Half Of This Sentence Lmao

    I Understand Half Of This Sentence Lmao

    The-Amazing-Taco-Guy Report

    Nothanks L. Walk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scream... vegetable... I wonder if she means ghost peppers?

    Avriel Schwartz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'I hear the screams of the vegetables' a classic by the Arrogant Worms - Carrot Juice is Murder - YouTube m.youtube.com/watch?v=KmK0bZl4IL

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    #40

    House Shoot You

    House Shoot You

    13SpiritWolf42 Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. But only on Tuesdays.

    Chris Palmer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever wrote this is the one who got shot.

    Dawn Ours
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stop trying to explain just shoot already * chuckle

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    #41

    “That’s Great Dad” Lmaooo-

    “That’s Great Dad” Lmaooo-

    trenekko Report

    #42

    Family Strokes

    Family Strokes

    I-Play-Games_ Report

    David Martin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the penis store is open for more than four hours, please consult your physician immediately

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if talking about D**k's Sporting Goods or personal pleasure toy store.

    Among Us
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think its D**k's Sporting Goods but idk

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    Dawn Ours
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D**k's Sporting goods? oh sweet Jesus I understood that?

    Shelby P
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is "D***s" censored? it's the legitimate name of a store...????

    NMN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just the autocorrector's fault

    The cation
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    the pens store im ded

    Emma Jolivet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's the penis store. sorry, i know you love ballpoints

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    #43

    Unsleep

    Unsleep

    reddit.com Report

    Alex T
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yo this was in another post about like When Peoples Brain.exe Stopped Functioning

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    #44

    I Am Sport

    I Am Sport

    jeppelsen06 Report

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    #45

    Among Us Stroke

    Among Us Stroke

    reallyrawcheeze Report

    #46

    This Shirt My Mom Bought

    This Shirt My Mom Bought

    angwryyyy Report

    #47

    With God Things All Possible Are

    With God Things All Possible Are

    eclectichickennugget Report

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just God trying to talk like Yoda. He used to dress up like Darth Vader and sneak up on Jesus......"Jesus, I am your Faaaather."

    Troux
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's this about a G thing?

    Nothanks L. Walk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you combine religious reasoning with typesetting.

    🥨Doof🥨
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With Gthings od all possible are

    kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With All Things God are possible?

    Andy Mutch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think your brain had gone before you tried to express yourself

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    #48

    What Happened?

    What Happened?

    Kouto6 Report

    Reagan Maher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shabada shabado sabadabadeba sha ba deedoo

    kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like Something Fred Flintstone would say

    Dawn Ours
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well shoo bee doo to you too.

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    #49

    Tupe

    Tupe

    Irl_Pico Report

    Willem Groenewald
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably high, or had a stroke, or a concussion and seriously need some help. I think I'll stop reading this post now.

    #50

    Brew

    Brew

    MobbiK04 Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be from New Zealand

    #51

    Spelling

    Spelling

    Report

    Alex T
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this should not have made me laugh as hard as it did

    Shelby P
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always need to use the sleep

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    #52

    Girls Is Can What?

    Girls Is Can What?

    GayStorkLord Report

    WholettheCatsout
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Girls can change the world therefore is Brave..?" That's all my brain can handle today.

    Nothanks L. Walk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever spell checked that is brave. And hilarious.

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    #53

    What?

    What?

    _WillyTheWaffle_ Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to talk about proper safety attire.

    Dotzilla
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    #54

    Mini Dirt Apples

    Mini Dirt Apples

    reddit.com Report

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    #56

    My Friend On Psn Asked Me To Join His Party...

    My Friend On Psn Asked Me To Join His Party...

    Chovacassanova Report

    Chris Palmer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I know is if he shoots like he types it should be an easy victory.

    True Blue
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof The memories: When I was talking with my friends I was like brain dead for like 20 minutes and I was like "halp I carnt speel"

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    #57

    1 Like

    1 Like

    I_have_good_memes Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, don’t eat the girl. She didn’t do anything to you.

    #58

    I Was Playing Skribbl, Word Was Frosting.

    I Was Playing Skribbl, Word Was Frosting.

    lolavast Report

    #59

    Got A Bit Drunk And Texted One Of My Friends This

    Got A Bit Drunk And Texted One Of My Friends This

    reddit.com Report

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    #60

    Sounds About Right.

    Sounds About Right.

    reddit.com Report

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm being reminded of Hollyhock's full name (from "Bojack Horseman").

    TheWitchNaru
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop ruining your kids' life with stupid names.

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    #61

    Ladies And Gentleman, Meet My Sister

    Ladies And Gentleman, Meet My Sister

    ItsTheAmazingMe Report

    David Martin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we focus on the lovers in a gondola for just a moment? I'm intrigued by that story arc

    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Mxyzptlk is a Superman villain, and it is spelled correctly.

    #62

    Me And My Wife Be Like:

    Me And My Wife Be Like:

    DLtheCreator Report

    True Blue
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't have a stroke they were the "stronk"

    Alex T
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reading this at midnight on a school night hits different than reading it at 8am at school... ive been laughing my a*s off this whole way through these posts.. at school i barely made a nose breathe

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok but I just think that its adorable that they have their wife labeled as ❤️️❤️️💘WIFEY BOI💞💞❣️

    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They understand each other so well. Nevermind if nobody else does.

    #63

    ‘What?’ Indeed

    ‘What?’ Indeed

    iBallwart Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a word for that. It’s not ‘what’ it’s ‘bigot’.

    FoxFace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we talk about the “dogs gay” and the “no surporting”?

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    #64

    Stroke Time (Repost From My Old Acc)

    Stroke Time (Repost From My Old Acc)

    eIeuthera Report

    Eggplanto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my eye balls can bearly stay wake too

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    #65

    Glad Someone Finally Someone Said It

    Glad Someone Finally Someone Said It

    wateryoudoinq Report

    #66

    My Friend Woke Up At 3am And Messaged Me This, I Think He Was Tired.

    My Friend Woke Up At 3am And Messaged Me This, I Think He Was Tired.

    reddit.com Report

    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you try to remember your dream.

    #67

    Be Careful That You...

    Be Careful That You...

    tavvun Report

    Corey Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds more like a translation issue, like "All your base are belong to us."

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    #68

    Fakes Mloler

    Fakes Mloler

    ram_RK Report

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    #69

    Bazinga

    Bazinga

    griegkaun Report

    Alex T
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey hey dat big bang amirite

    Nate Hull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, WE BUILT THE PYRAMIDS, math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries that all started with a" you're welcome

    #70

    Friend Gave Me Strok

    Friend Gave Me Strok

    reddit.com Report

    #71

    Guess Ill Die

    Guess Ill Die

    reddit.com Report

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    #72

    Okay??

    Okay??

    LogicalSnake Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he saying hello to his dead father or is the son also dead to lol.

    Lisa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Lion King from this.

    Sandra Luz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Go back to school, son." 👴👨‍🎓☁️

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    #73

    New Scares Me

    New Scares Me

    cwansolo Report

    Alex T
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i- i'm gonna need to take this into serious consideration

    #74

    My Friend Had A Stork

    My Friend Had A Stork

    TeamHisYT Report

    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be that a ninute is slightly longer than a minute. Be patient.

    Ashla Delana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During logic classes at school, me and my friend called minutes ninutes counting down to the end of class so the teacher wouldn't realize. And we actually thought we invented the word...

    #75

    My Girlfriend Just Had A Stroke.

    My Girlfriend Just Had A Stroke.

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    #76

    I Guess I Should Shut Up

    I Guess I Should Shut Up

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    #77

    Supamahn

    Supamahn

    Zeewild Report

    #79

    Dad’s Losin It 🤨

    Dad’s Losin It 🤨

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    #80

    Don't Try To Think About It Too Long. Or Blood Will Shoot Out Your Nose.

    Don't Try To Think About It Too Long. Or Blood Will Shoot Out Your Nose.

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    FoxFace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think what they’re trying to say is that dogs ggove you chanes, haagwhicj tey dont

    Dotzilla
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So funny that im crying :-)

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    #81

    Spelling

    Spelling

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    #83

    Yes, Whatever It Is The Question (Found On A Facebook Group)

    Yes, Whatever It Is The Question (Found On A Facebook Group)

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    #84

    My Friends Having A Stroke

    My Friends Having A Stroke

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    David Martin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, Danny Gonzolas and Grimace from McDonald's are same person; Illuminati confirmed

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    #85

    Don't You Hate It When This Happens

    Don't You Hate It When This Happens

    RubyEggRollz Report

    Alex T
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine you are walmart when apple stops being what are no money bye bye

    #86

    Guys I Think My Boyfriend Is Malfunctioning...

    Guys I Think My Boyfriend Is Malfunctioning...

    bakuhoe__ Report

    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And "naybe" is slightly less probable than "maybe".

    #87

    Does This Count?

    Does This Count?

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That <4 could be an upgrade of the <3 sign.

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    #88

    Wheeze

    Wheeze

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    #89

    One Of The Many Tvs At The Bar I Tend Frequents Strong Man Competitions. One Day, The Subtitles Decided To Be Extra Cool.

    One Of The Many Tvs At The Bar I Tend Frequents Strong Man Competitions. One Day, The Subtitles Decided To Be Extra Cool.

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    Alex T
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a hard of hearing persons worst nightmare...

    #90

    What?

    What?

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    Shelby P
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hidden secret agent info: "code mcdonalds bikini"

    Dotzilla
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister does that even when she isn't having a stroke...

    #91

    Actual Mercedes Tweet

    Actual Mercedes Tweet

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    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go home mercedes, you had too much petrol

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    #92

    My Mom Was At The Store So I Asked Her How Long Until She Gets Back And She Sent Me This... (Idk What To Flair This)

    My Mom Was At The Store So I Asked Her How Long Until She Gets Back And She Sent Me This... (Idk What To Flair This)

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    True Blue
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I think she was trying to say was "It's annoying here and hot but I will be back in half an hour" that's what I got out of it C.A.B

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    #94

    Very Cool Shirt

    Very Cool Shirt

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    Nothanks L. Walk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this sweater, so I can film reactions as I walk through town ROFLOLMAO

    Alex T
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who does the what around here

    #95

    Saw This, I Couldn't Stop Laughing

    Saw This, I Couldn't Stop Laughing

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    Ashgirl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The confused face emoji really works here

    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe some people actually ask themselves that kind of question and that's why they struggle so much to meet someone.

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    #96

    I Was Sleepy And Sent.

    I Was Sleepy And Sent.

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    #97

    Musrooms, Spotted In The Wild

    Musrooms, Spotted In The Wild

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    #98

    Hollow Knight Review

    Hollow Knight Review

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    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes..and the floor is made out of floor

    #99

    Forhelvede

    Forhelvede

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    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forhelvede means what the hell in Danish :)

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    #101

    Spelling

    Spelling

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    Eggplanto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my life feels different now too

    #102

    Such A Better Word Than Pony Lol

    Such A Better Word Than Pony Lol

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    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just making fun of a person with English as a second language. Not the same thing and not funny.

    #103

    Dennis

    Dennis

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    #104

    So Somebody In A Discord Server Stroked Out After Seeing One Of My Pictures

    So Somebody In A Discord Server Stroked Out After Seeing One Of My Pictures

    ScaredOfPotatoes Report

    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you still playing good old Spore, people ?

    KatKaleen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes. The servers are down (afaIk), and it's not a great game, but still good to spend a boring Sunday afternoon.

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    #106

    How Does Bots?

    How Does Bots?

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    #108

    Indeee

    Indeee

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    #109

    Cacks Are My Favourite Dessert

    Cacks Are My Favourite Dessert

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    David Martin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cinderella looks like she wants to speak to someone's manager

    Matheus Oliveira
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I truly don't know what's scarier: the writing or the "cacks"! Should be on the other cake-related post from some weeks ago.

    #110

    Egg

    Egg

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you haven't heard about nanejsjansnflakenndon ? It's an Icelandic recipe.

    #111

    Godzilal Had A Storke, Pres F To Pya Repsects

    Godzilal Had A Storke, Pres F To Pya Repsects

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    Dotzilla
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO WHY ARE YOU HURTING MY IDOL ;-;

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    #112

    My Aunt Jus Texted Me This- Yo What 😭

    My Aunt Jus Texted Me This- Yo What 😭

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    #113

    Is He...is He Okay?

    Is He...is He Okay?

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    #114

    I Think I Had A Stroke While Naming My Layers

    I Think I Had A Stroke While Naming My Layers

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    #115

    When Webtoon Translates So Badly The Fan Translation Is Better. (I Don't Know If This Is 'Able To Be Understood' But Here.)

    When Webtoon Translates So Badly The Fan Translation Is Better. (I Don't Know If This Is 'Able To Be Understood' But Here.)

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    Eggplanto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok but webtoon the app is amazing people. get it u will also be obsessed like me :>

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    #116

    Where Does Wednesday Go

    Where Does Wednesday Go

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    Dotzilla
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This meme is so sad.. poor godzilla

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    #117

    What Exactly Do I Have?

    What Exactly Do I Have?

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    Alex T
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    however many they had, kee certainly had more

    #118

    My Brother Just Sent Me This.

    My Brother Just Sent Me This.

    3rDuck Report

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's clearly on the floor after a stroke trying to get help

    Dotzilla
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that stuffed animal :O

    #119

    It Doesnt Last For Very Long You Know

    It Doesnt Last For Very Long You Know

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    Alex T
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mnah mnah (do do do do do) MNAH MNAH

    Olivia Marie Karr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that the only readable word is literally f**k

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    #120

    Slamongflobo In The Contorler

    Slamongflobo In The Contorler

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    #121

    I Found This On Facebook And Have No Clue Where They Were Going With This

    I Found This On Facebook And Have No Clue Where They Were Going With This

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    #122

    I Dont Know What Story This Is Supposed To Tell

    I Dont Know What Story This Is Supposed To Tell

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    #123

    It Was A Fair Argoment

    It Was A Fair Argoment

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Argoument" sounds like old medieval French.

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    #124

    Had A Stroke Trying To Read This Sign

    Had A Stroke Trying To Read This Sign

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    #125

    Lmao Scott, You Should Take A Trip To The Doc's

    Lmao Scott, You Should Take A Trip To The Doc's

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    Alex T
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    subsabe down beloh and leav a comaunt

    #126

    I Don't Actually Know

    I Don't Actually Know

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    Dave van Es
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: This guy brought his dog on site with him, and the thing is fitted out. with a high visual vest and everything

    Arwen
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s Scots dialect and it makes perfect sense

    Binxyminxem
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this just written in an accent? Maybe Scottish, I'm not sure. Doesn't seem like stroke to me lol! I love that he brings his dog with him though 😃

    Carol Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah..that's how my Scottish friends write on line so l understood it..

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    Ashley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a guy that brings his dog on site with him and the thing's fitted up in a high vest and everything.....?

    #127

    Monke Language

    Monke Language

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    Olivia Marie Karr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the guy knows hes having a stroke! (Refer to stro k lmfao)

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    #128

    I Downloaded Reddit Just To Post This.

    I Downloaded Reddit Just To Post This.

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    #129

    What Happens When Someone In Your Discord Server Gets Drunk Off Their Friggin Mind

    What Happens When Someone In Your Discord Server Gets Drunk Off Their Friggin Mind

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    #130

    What A Life Changing Tip In Life

    What A Life Changing Tip In Life

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    Ashley
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay away from the people like the trash floating in the sea?

    David Martin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, if I stay away, how can I throw them in the water and see if they float?

    #131

    I Tried To Spell Cats (Also Behold My Custom Discord Theme)

    I Tried To Spell Cats (Also Behold My Custom Discord Theme)

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when you hate cats. You get cursed.

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    #132

    Get Stikbuget Lol

    Get Stikbuget Lol

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    Dawn Ours
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never gonna give you up never gonna say goodby ...it's now stikbuget in my mind thanks foe that chuckle

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    #133

    Ah Yes, Classic Star Wars Card Trader

    Ah Yes, Classic Star Wars Card Trader

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    #134

    Im Also Also

    Im Also Also

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    #135

    She Had A Small Lil' Stroke While Playin' Among Us...

    She Had A Small Lil' Stroke While Playin' Among Us...

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    #136

    I Had To Change To Dark Mode For This.

    I Had To Change To Dark Mode For This.

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    #137

    Sonebody Help Decript This Coded Message?

    Sonebody Help Decript This Coded Message?

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    #138

    Mega Shainy Raiguaza My Fav

    Mega Shainy Raiguaza My Fav

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    #139

    He's Trying His Best

    He's Trying His Best

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    Emma Jolivet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hamilton literally cannot be f7cking r@ped

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