Ah, English! One of the easiest or hardest languages you’ll ever learn—depending on whom you ask. However, even if we’re wizards of literature or native speakers, we all slip up from time to time. We can forget how to spell and even the most simple words can elude us. Especially when we’re stressed or distracted (but social media can be to blame, too!).
We've collected some of the funniest times that people’s minds temporarily shut down and their English language skills melted like butter in a hot pan from the 716k-member-strong r/ihadastroke subreddit. When you’re done upvoting your fave pics and enjoying this list, you can check out our previous post about people who forgot how English works right here.
Bored Panda talked about the pitfalls that come with learning English, what we can do to keep our linguistic skills sharp, and the effects that social media has on our grammar with Dr. Lisa McLendon, who is the News and Information Track Chair at the University of Kansas School of Journalism and Coordinator at the Bremner Editing Center. Read on for her in-depth insights.
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When To Take Your Mdedicatnion
Take one take two take three one or two. Aaaand five, six, seven eight
Take them whenever you'd like. Take as many as you want...or as little as you want. Doesn't really matter. You have a good day now.
Load More Replies...Yeah, that's a "consult your pharmacist" situation if I've ever seen one.
Someone probably has to circle or highlight the proper instruction for the specific medication
Were these instructions written by Boris Johnson? "Take one but take two..."
I Think My Girlfriend Needs Some Pastaa
This happens with my husband all the time....he will do the "talk to text" option while driving and it always comes out gibberish. I'm sure she did the same then actually texted the last message back
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We can also tell it went from left since first key hit was Caps Lock. XD
Load More Replies...Dr. McLendon from the University of Kansas said that some parts of the English language can be hard to learn for foreign students. A lot depends on the languages they already know.
“For students whose native language lacks articles (a, an, the), articles are by far the hardest category of words to master. Verb tense/aspect is also really hard—the difference between ‘I read,’ ‘I am reading,’ and ‘I do read’ is nonexistent in many other languages,” the professor explained.
However, memorizing common words doesn’t help overcome these difficulties. It’s all a matter of changing your mindset and practicing things until they become second nature. “These don’t pose any difficulties for native speakers who use them correctly without even thinking about it,” Dr. McLendon said. However, native speakers have other problems with English.
Eh
Did I Make A Reddit Account Just To Post My Grandpa Having His Seventh Typing Stroke Today? Yes, Yes I Did
Everyone : think before you speak. Fapple : think different. Customer : * TILT *
Hate It When People The Food
That's a mantra for life. Whether happy or sad, faced with hardship or fortune, in a bind, out of luck, out of toilet paper... Use the concern spoon.
Another G*danged SPOON???? Soup, Tea and Table....now a CONCERN spoon???
In Dr. McLendon’s experience as an editor and a teacher, she has found that native speakers have trouble with past passive participles in speech (e.g. saying ‘I had went’). Meanwhile, in writing, they have problems with punctuation, homophones (peek vs. peak, etc.), and misplaced modifiers.
But for those of us who feel confident in our English and feel like there’s nowhere else to go, the journey isn’t quite over. We can’t rest on our laurels.
“Read! Read widely and frequently. Read magazines, newspapers, novels, even cereal boxes,” the expert said. “But be careful when scrolling through social media, which although it can give you a good idea of current slang and shorthand, is often not a great model of clarity, accuracy, or good grammar.”
Stroke Time
can't...stop...laughing...add...fruck...to...dictionary...please!
Holy Muthafuckin' Hand Grenade
My Mom Just Sent Me This Out Of The Blue
Grandma Not Doing To Good
Dr. McLendon previously told Bored Panda that people forget words all the time because of temporary ‘blips’ in the information retrieval process in our minds. However, modern life and the easy access to technology also have an effect on our ability to spell well.
Spell-check, auto-correct, and editing software are now very common and they can shut down our ability to think and write for ourselves.
“Because spell-check and autocorrect are everywhere, what seems to be the biggest problem is words that are spelled correctly but aren’t the right word, like ‘form’ instead of ‘from,’ ‘it’s’ instead of ‘its,’ or ‘defiantly’ instead of ‘definitely.’”
Brain Movie
My son blanked on the word deaf one night so instead he yelled at his father "are you ear blind???"
How When Me The What Is You
"This doesn't look right." "Look, Ted, as long as we put all of the parts together, it really doesn't matter what order we put them on or where they're supposed to go."
I saw a meme with this pic that was like "the blanket when you're trying to fix it in the middle of the night" haha
looks like it was sent through the teleportation machine in The Fly II . Probably a copy car from Mitsubotchi Engineering.
I'm not sure what confuses me more - that sentence or the picture!
Uh
No worries. He always comes back. That f-er's got more lives than a cat.
Load More Replies...you know the spelling's bad when a thing with no nucleus decides to NTFO.
Improving our writing skills requires conscious effort on our part. Editing and proofreading are very important, so we should take the time to carefully read over what we’ve written. Several times if necessary. Knowing what mistakes we tend to make most often is also an advantage because we can then avoid those pitfalls.
However, there are times when editing, stepping back for a while, and sitting down to edit again isn’t enough. Dr. McLendon suggests having someone else read over what you’ve written to catch any mistakes left behind.
“When you’ve written something, your brain already knows what you’re thinking and what you meant to say, even if you didn’t actually say it. So when you read your own writing, you unconsciously fill in missing words, skip over typos, fail to see ambiguity, etc. Another person, someone who sees only what’s on the page and not what’s in your head, can help you spot mistakes and improve your writing. This is especially important if you are carving something in stone or getting a tattoo with words in it.”
Hm...
Is this secretly trying to be a condom advert in a country where you aren't allowed to do that?!
What’s A Banana?
In my lunch box today I have a curved red ball (Apple) and a pink smile (melon)
There's a famous sign somewhere that labels Brussels sprouts as "little green balls of death." I think it's in Pike Place.
I can just see the lawsuit now. Asian employee claims he was maliciously outed by a condom demo showmodel. NO pervert, a BANANA.
Right now I am eating plant organs (kidney beans-also, are they plants-)
I have a curved orange ball (orange) and a abstract yellow poop-like fruit (durian)
Drunk Friends Are Quality Comedians
I know this is different but. My little cousin used to speak gibberish so we just said mhm yes and she git really mad.
English? Do You Speak It!
It's called Superfetation, where a woman conceives, and then conceives another baby while still pregnant with the first. High risk and dangerous, especially when the 2nd conception is a few weeks or even months into the initial pregnancy, resulting in one full term baby and one preemie
Thank you, I knew it was technically possible - very rare though, right? Requires 2 eggs at once which usually doesn't happen?
Load More Replies...I love it when questions about basic biology are so inane they accidentally touch on something intelligent. One twin can indeed absorb the other during gestation, although it is exceedingly rare.
There's no womb to fight. They'll just have to get used to each other and show up on time. They won't get their own wombs for a while. The guys should play a joke on moms and order a bunch of stuff from Womb Service. Rent a couple movies. Shell get a real laugh when they hand her the bill.
... "if your girl gets pregnant, then sex and pregnant again, does she hav a twin, or do they fight in the womb?" 😹😹😹 No friend, she either had an abortion (natural or clinical) or she lied.😹😅 OR shes just been pregnant the whole time and forgot she told you before? 😅
From anothers' reply.... It's called Superfetation.
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Wait.. that's a Claptrap line isn't it?? The unicycle trashcan dadjoke dispenser from Borderlands?
Narto
I'm gonna use that on a guy I work with when he shows me anime stuff on his phone. "Is that narto?"
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My Friend Had Stroke Last Night
Going bwack looks terrifying. Hope that won't happen to my dear keyborda.
Stroke Robbery
There are no answers, friend, just brain-damaging gibberish.
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I'm torn between being fed up with seeing among us everywhere and being hopelessly addicted to among us.
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Mango, mange, mangam, mangi, mangi, mango, mangi mangi mangas, mangarum, mangis mangis.
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That dude neeeeeeds to dye his mustache and eyebrows blonde as well.
Wat Iss The Foooonf
I'm more concerned with the fact that it says baby legs sold here🤔😬🤨😶
Baby legs is a popular brand of leg warmers for babies.
Load More Replies...Baby legs is a brand of leg warmers for baby's. Clek is a high end car seat company. Foonf is one of the car seat models.
The Mercedes F1 Team After Today's Race
me when i drive a go kart and it smells nice and theres the wind and i go real fast
I Don't Know
give him the benefit of the doubt, maybe he's half-cooking half-typing?
Load More Replies...Something tells me that mouse is still figuring out how to answer texts with the hairpulling under the chef's hat
At Least Google Knew What I Was Going For
This is only bolstering my thesis that Dutch is just drunk English.
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Sprite Kurkkurkkkkkurite Kuav Kute K
That's Finnish. They've somehow managed to mix the price tags for Sprite and cucumbers (kurkku).
New flavor: KKK Sprite! (Look for the white can, with bad taste)
Sorry, can I have on without Kurkkukkkkkurite, please? I'm allergic to kurkkk....
I think the price is high because of so many letter "k" in the product description
Strok
Very Much Road
Huh? This is a practice road for road marking trucks and equipment. It is in the US, not India or Pakistan, and this pic is very old.
He Couldn't Handle The Metric System--
That's just the sound of horror we make at the cost of fuel when filling up, mate.
Load More Replies...Hmmm I See
Uhhh...sureee...?
Translation: When you need 9 hours for flights and other planes need 12.
Ah Yes
scetualll = schedule?!? Wow. Murican education, ladies & gentlemen.
Laughed His Ass Off Ass Off
Sooo It's Souls Then?
I think he will accept souls, specifically ones sold to the devil himself
He Started Speaking Enchantement Table
I Understand Half Of This Sentence Lmao
'I hear the screams of the vegetables' a classic by the Arrogant Worms - Carrot Juice is Murder - YouTube m.youtube.com/watch?v=KmK0bZl4IL
House Shoot You
“That’s Great Dad” Lmaooo-
Family Strokes
If the penis store is open for more than four hours, please consult your physician immediately
Not sure if talking about D**k's Sporting Goods or personal pleasure toy store.
No, it's the penis store. sorry, i know you love ballpoints
Load More Replies...Unsleep
I Am Sport
Among Us Stroke
This Shirt My Mom Bought
With God Things All Possible Are
This is what happens when you combine religious reasoning with typesetting.
What Happened?
Tupe
Probably high, or had a stroke, or a concussion and seriously need some help. I think I'll stop reading this post now.
Brew
Spelling
Girls Is Can What?
"Girls can change the world therefore is Brave..?" That's all my brain can handle today.
Girls can change the world IS therefore is brave.
Load More Replies...What?
Mini Dirt Apples
Slaves With Benefits
My Friend On Psn Asked Me To Join His Party...
All I know is if he shoots like he types it should be an easy victory.
1 Like
I Was Playing Skribbl, Word Was Frosting.
Got A Bit Drunk And Texted One Of My Friends This
Sounds About Right.
I'm being reminded of Hollyhock's full name (from "Bojack Horseman").
Ladies And Gentleman, Meet My Sister
Can we focus on the lovers in a gondola for just a moment? I'm intrigued by that story arc
Me And My Wife Be Like:
ok but I just think that its adorable that they have their wife labeled as ❤️️❤️️💘WIFEY BOI💞💞❣️
‘What?’ Indeed
Stroke Time (Repost From My Old Acc)
Glad Someone Finally Someone Said It
My Friend Woke Up At 3am And Messaged Me This, I Think He Was Tired.
Be Careful That You...
That sounds more like a translation issue, like "All your base are belong to us."
Fakes Mloler
Bazinga
"The Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, WE BUILT THE PYRAMIDS, math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries that all started with a" you're welcome
Friend Gave Me Strok
Guess Ill Die
Okay??
Is he saying hello to his dead father or is the son also dead to lol.
New Scares Me
My Friend Had A Stork
Could be that a ninute is slightly longer than a minute. Be patient.
During logic classes at school, me and my friend called minutes ninutes counting down to the end of class so the teacher wouldn't realize. And we actually thought we invented the word...
My Girlfriend Just Had A Stroke.
Supamahn
He Wanted To Say Aight
Dad’s Losin It 🤨
Don't Try To Think About It Too Long. Or Blood Will Shoot Out Your Nose.
Yes, Whatever It Is The Question (Found On A Facebook Group)
My Friends Having A Stroke
Yes, Danny Gonzolas and Grimace from McDonald's are same person; Illuminati confirmed
Don't You Hate It When This Happens
Guys I Think My Boyfriend Is Malfunctioning...
Does This Count?
Wheeze
One Of The Many Tvs At The Bar I Tend Frequents Strong Man Competitions. One Day, The Subtitles Decided To Be Extra Cool.
What?
Actual Mercedes Tweet
My Mom Was At The Store So I Asked Her How Long Until She Gets Back And She Sent Me This... (Idk What To Flair This)
Why Autocorrect Is Annoying But Helps:
Very Cool Shirt
Saw This, I Couldn't Stop Laughing
Maybe some people actually ask themselves that kind of question and that's why they struggle so much to meet someone.
I Was Sleepy And Sent.
Musrooms, Spotted In The Wild
Hollow Knight Review
Forhelvede
Such A Better Word Than Pony Lol
Dennis
So Somebody In A Discord Server Stroked Out After Seeing One Of My Pictures
Sometimes. The servers are down (afaIk), and it's not a great game, but still good to spend a boring Sunday afternoon.
Load More Replies...Pl3as3 H3lp
How Does Bots?
Coast-Tree
Cacks Are My Favourite Dessert
I truly don't know what's scarier: the writing or the "cacks"! Should be on the other cake-related post from some weeks ago.
Egg
So you haven't heard about nanejsjansnflakenndon ? It's an Icelandic recipe.
Godzilal Had A Storke, Pres F To Pya Repsects
My Aunt Jus Texted Me This- Yo What 😭
Is He...is He Okay?
I Think I Had A Stroke While Naming My Layers
When Webtoon Translates So Badly The Fan Translation Is Better. (I Don't Know If This Is 'Able To Be Understood' But Here.)
Where Does Wednesday Go
What Exactly Do I Have?
My Brother Just Sent Me This.
It Doesnt Last For Very Long You Know
Slamongflobo In The Contorler
I Found This On Facebook And Have No Clue Where They Were Going With This
I Dont Know What Story This Is Supposed To Tell
It Was A Fair Argoment
Had A Stroke Trying To Read This Sign
Lmao Scott, You Should Take A Trip To The Doc's
I Don't Actually Know
Translation: This guy brought his dog on site with him, and the thing is fitted out. with a high visual vest and everything
Isn't this just written in an accent? Maybe Scottish, I'm not sure. Doesn't seem like stroke to me lol! I love that he brings his dog with him though 😃
yeah..that's how my Scottish friends write on line so l understood it..
Load More Replies...Monke Language
I Downloaded Reddit Just To Post This.
What Happens When Someone In Your Discord Server Gets Drunk Off Their Friggin Mind
What A Life Changing Tip In Life
But, if I stay away, how can I throw them in the water and see if they float?
I Tried To Spell Cats (Also Behold My Custom Discord Theme)
Get Stikbuget Lol
Ah Yes, Classic Star Wars Card Trader
Im Also Also
She Had A Small Lil' Stroke While Playin' Among Us...
I Had To Change To Dark Mode For This.
Sonebody Help Decript This Coded Message?
Mega Shainy Raiguaza My Fav
He's Trying His Best
texting while walking, etc. especially effective if you've turned off autocorrect (like me!)
Load More Replies...texting while walking, etc. especially effective if you've turned off autocorrect (like me!)
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