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When you think about it, Twitter is one of those social media platforms that truly reflects life. People over there laugh, cry, blare their outrage, and find reasons to unite. However, it’s also the place where typing 280 characters can lead to an argument with half of the world and provoke an avalanche of razor-sharp remarks.

If you’ve ever scrolled through your Twitter feed, you probably came across the word “ratio” at least once or twice. According to Merriam-Webster, “ratio” took on new life in March 2017 and started referring to tweets that receive more critical or negative replies than likes or retweets. There’s also another meaning — when a reply gets more likes than the original post.

Feeling confused? Just take a look at the Successful Ratios account full of examples of how people’s ridiculous and controversial tweets got ratioed in the best possible way. So get ready to dive into some of the best posts we’ve collected right below, upvote your favorites as you go, and share your thoughts about them in the comments!

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Marcellus II
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't know there were lunar new year gatekeepers as well. Should we let anybody just decide what they can gatekeep? Surely not! WHO GATEKEEPS THE GATEKEEPERS?

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Loty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a person of jewish descent I remind everyone that only jewish people are allowed to make references to Jesus in any context whatsoever.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom is Chinese and not from China but Panama. Does that mean my mom isn't allowed to celebrate? Guess what, Kassy? We celebrate every lunar New Year with a feast and gift exchange. Stuff it, gatekeeper b***h!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

friendly reminder that you're not allowed to be happy on my birthday, unless I told you so. This one day in the year is just for me, thanks

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Ryan Deschanel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All I read was "blah blah blah me me me me me more righteous than you me me me blah blah blah woke"

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Jef Bateman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perfect! (I know I am posting too late for anybody to read this, but I need to chime in - these self-righteous people have gone too far. I'm a lifelong liberal who has misgivings about where good intentions are leading us.)

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Jp@nda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um, hell. The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Hasn't anybody ever told you?

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Jo Davies
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Under 2020, we used to go to temple to celebrate. Welcomed with open arms, wonderful food and all the amazing ceremonies and customs are explained.

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lara
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By that same token does it mean that no one can use forks unless they were invented in whatever area?

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Stefan Melideo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We just moved from Okanagan (11 hours North) to Smithers BC in January. Cole and his crew did a great job packing our belongings. Our belongings were packed very well by them. We were amazed at how much effort and care they put in. Two Cole trucks had been filled and we, along with my husband and me (in separate vehicles), drove two days to Smithers. It was during snowfall warnings, but all of us arrived safely. They quickly unpacked everything and then again, with great care. Cole and his colleagues shared the same values: client satisfaction. They were personable, polite, and funny. It was like they were part of our family. We are so grateful to have them as part of our team for a long haul move during winter. We are grateful that they made this stressful time less stressful. Almost 2 Easy Moving & Storage Nanaimo B.C. Canada 250 756 1004

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Stefan Melideo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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IlovemydogShilo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you so much Andy. I'll raise a glass to you and your very good health.

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BakuDeku Shipper
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that anyone should be able to celebrate new year, but that won't stop me from cringing at people who eat Panda Express to try to celebrate and stuff like that. I think it's a good thing to learn about Asian culture from

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Ramirez rachael
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Andy you are awesome! Why wouldn’t anyone want to share their culture with others!

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phil blanque
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah....I think the entire earth can appreciate our moon. Do you own it? I think not.

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Thomas Sweda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

kassy, I was not aware that there was a World government that passed laws that were binding worldwide.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah like a stranger online can just tell people what they can and cannot do, we aren't ur kids lmao

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phil blanque
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well... the lunar/geo/solar movements started before you were mentally aware, like your mental awareness is in the last 15 minutes, you know......or less.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I can see the moon from one of my windows and book a table at my favourite Chinese or Vietnamese restaurant, I certainly will celebrate it.

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Kevin Warner
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Friendly Reminder I refused his kind invitation just so I can celebrate Lunar New Year in direct contradiction to 'kassy' the Karen from above!!!

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Katherine Boag
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some parts of culture are open to be shared and some are not. Check with someone from that culture and participate respectfully as appropriate :)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry but China really has no right to be proud about this when meanwhile they're literally putting people in camps

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It’s no surprise that Twitter is winning over more and more people each day for being an efficient tool for communication. People over there can quickly share the newest events, call out false information, and spark heated discussions. Yet, not all tweets are equal. Some users send out lousy tweets for the whole world to read without thinking twice. Such opinions often provoke a significant response and receive hundreds of thousands of critical replies, which is proof right there that something went horribly wrong.

Luckily, some people decide to stand up against such nonsense and come up with creative and quick-witted retorts that get a deluge of positive reactions. And no wonder why — seeing a person one-upping someone who’s clearly wrong is a feeling like no other. However, to receive more likes than the original post, your reply has to be razor-sharp to shut down the person arrogantly flaunting their ignorance.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aw, Clay Higgins clearly though he was being clever (big miss with that word salad) and The Dictionary put it so beautifully! Love it.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I agree with red flag on this one!

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Previously, we spoke to Abigail Paul, a standup comedian, improviser, and actress, about humorous comebacks and how people could improve their comedy skills. She was kind enough to share her thoughts on why people leave comments in the first place. “Today’s reader has the advantage over their predecessor that they feel part of the action,” she told Bored Panda.

“In comedy, we are always looking to create content that an audience member will relate to, so when someone leaves a fantastic comment on an article or picture, it helps us feel connected, a little less alone,” Abigail mentioned. “It shows us that someone else, maybe many people, think the same way we do. We take great comfort in not being alone on our ideas.”

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The standup comedian said that the secret to a successful comment is probably equal parts true and surprising. An unexpected reply “that just has shock value isn’t as highly regarded as one that is embedded in truth.”

“In comedy terms, your picture or article you are commenting on is your setup. Your witty comment is the punchline,” she explained. “There are lots of ways to be funny, but a great punchline will usually have excellent use of wordplay, exaggeration, or make an analogy to something else so the reader can maybe see the topic in a new light.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His shirt isn't a threat though. It means "vote to stop them from killing us". It's also not directed at white middle schoolers.

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“The most important thing is usually an element of surprise. Good comedy writers use misdirection as well as a magician does. We think we see you going to one place and you go somewhere unexpected. Audiences love a twist,” Abigail said, saying that true crime podcasts are a great example.

According to her, leaving a comment and letting out a laugh or two allow us to better bond with other people. “Comedy is the most fun thing humans can share (besides pizza),” she said. “The pandemic has forced a lot of comedy experiences online. It hurt live comedy a lot, but new spaces have thrived online because people need to connect and laugh. The upside is you can find ways to be funny at home in your PJs.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't even understand why Butterfinger still exists. I have never met anyone in my life who eats them.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thank you discord. now if bored panda could just.... loosen their grip a little..........

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

is it cutting off something? i dont get the joke edit: ty for the replies :)

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If you want to improve at writing clever and funny comments online, you need to practice. “Comedy is a skill,” Abigail told us. “The more you write, the better you usually get.” But it’s important “not to get too precious about your work. Notice which clever comments you are writing get lots of likes or replies, and see if you can dissect why that comment is working.”

“If something isn’t working, don’t worry too much about why. A lot of good writing is throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.” She advised you to focus on what works and try to replicate your own formula. “Also — edit. Are there any words you can take out, but the comment is still really funny? Then do. The more concise you are, the better it is for your reader.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Celebrating weight loss is what??? Why would a person trying to become healthier be a bad thing?!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That second tweet didn’t ratio the first. It’s just a bad tweet.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have put continuous diarrhoea so that you leave a sticky brown vapour trail as you fly that drifts down to the crowds below as you pass

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