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We all have our secret shames. Guilty little skeletons in the closet that we would never dare to confess to even our closest friends. Well, not when sober, at least.
The great thing about the internet is its anonymity. Behind the protection of a screen, people can feel liberated to say things they never would in face-to-face conversation, and really say what they mean. Of course, it goes both ways and this can also lead to all kinds of bullying and abuse, but that's for another post.
This post is all about getting it off your chest and owning up to past wrongs. While confessing anonymously to randoms on the internet is hardly taking responsibility for one's actions, the very act of confession can alleviate feelings of guilt and help people to get on with their lives. From the hilariously trivial to the actually quite profound, these confessions will take you through a rollercoaster of emotions, and might even make you reflect on your own past transgressions.
So scroll down below to check out the sordid details for yourself, and let the therapy begin!
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MagicalUnicorn 6 years ago
i always did it. and turned them away when i thought i'm doing something they wouldn't approve. just in case :D
Bob Beltcher 6 years ago
I used to have a Daffy Duck stuffed animal. I cut his collar off because it was choking him.
Hard 2 Guess 6 years ago
I made sure to cover or put away my sisters dolls at night.... cause Chucky.
According to an article in Scientific American, any type of open and truthful disclosure reduces stress and helps individuals come to terms with their behavior. "It is not coincidental that some of the most powerful people or institutions in many cultures encourage people to confess their transgressions," they write. "And there is very strong evidence that writing about upsetting experiences or dark secrets can benefit your mental and physical well-being."
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#2
varwenea 6 years ago (edited)
Interesting that you chose chicken pox as your "name".
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chi-wei shen 6 years ago
That's the correct decision. Just be honest with them why you don't invite them.
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
Agreed. I would totally send them an "un-invite", telling them why they were uninvited.
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Maya Baggins 6 years ago
They don't care to protect their children, that's their problem; but I won't let their unvaccinated children put my vaccinated children in danger.
Diane Patrick 6 years ago
If your kids are vaccinated why are you worried?
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Shawn 6 years ago
Yeah I agree with this. I care more about animals than the majority of people.. humans suck for the most part.
Biljana Malesevic 6 years ago
Children and animals. Because they are innocent.
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Laura Thai 6 years ago
I feel bad too. Humans have hands to open doors and use tools to escape. Animals do not.
Octavia Hansen 6 years ago
It has to do with people know better . . . pets don't have a choice . . .
Jonathon Smith 6 years ago
Just this year, the next town over from me flooded. I didn't lift a finger to help. Then the Zoo next to that flooded and I was like "Oh no! What can I do to help the poor parrots?!". I am fully aware this is an irrational and morally dubious reaction, but my I have to force myself to remember to care about humans, my first instincts take care of it with animals.
Nevi Løvfelt 6 years ago
I know it's wrong, but I feel same way. There ARE real good people outthere, there are just too few of them.
Debbie Gaab 6 years ago
So do I. I feel worse when pets get murdered than when people do too. People suck Animals are innocent and loving
"First, simply putting emotional turmoil into words changes how we think about it. Giving concrete form to secret experiences can help categorize them in new ways. For instance, when we translate emotional experiences into words and stories, we start to think about them in a simpler, less menacing context. There is no solid evidence to explain this phenomenon, but it most likely occurs because talking or writing about a disturbing event helps us understand it better. And things we do not understand cause greater anxiety."
#4
Gabriel Sbárbaro 6 years ago (edited)
People can be toxic, and "family" are people too... I never understood that thing of forgiving anything "because they're family"... if they're c***s, they're c***s... family or not... and sometimes, the best one can do, is to be away from family...
Sandra Mason 6 years ago
I have 3 sisters and a brother who did the same. I stuck around so my mom wouldn't be alone. they email and tell me what I should be doing for her. jerks.
Richard Portman 6 years ago
My mom was an awesome lady. She taught me about plants. She didnt want me to learn Spanish. She was very proud of her German language. She ended up listening to Rush Limbaugh and Fox News. It was so sad to go there and listen to those lies everyday. I did learn Deutsch but i dont speak it anymore. She died lonely. I should have stayed there, but it was already too late.
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tuzdayschild 6 years ago
Don't hide it. Talk to someone. People care about you.
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Christy Smith 6 years ago
This is terrifying, I worked with a girl who was always 'super happy', she committed suicide 3 days before her wedding. I've been suicidal on & off for 20 years, but going through the pain of losing someone I very much liked has kept me from doing something stupid. Ppl don't really recoup from that pain that's left behind, and I hope you know how devastating your death would be for your family and friends OP. Please see a Dr. about maybe getting on a Rx to help with the symptoms and maybe therapy. Please.
Octavia Hansen 6 years ago
Maybe a life in the theatre is what you really seek. A new face, a different role. You could be the greatest actor there ever was . . .
反社会的 6 years ago
Why are people downvoting this? It's actually a really interesting concept.
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Blue Cicada 6 years ago
I always inform my doctors that my affect is very happy and bubbly and outgoing, but I am managing strong anxiety and a chronic, deep depression. Only those close to me really see it.
"Dozens of studies have also shown that expressive writing is linked to less stress and improved sleep and cardiovascular function. We know that better sleep is associated with enhanced immune function and better general health—which correlate with better mental health, too."
"Expressive writing and religious confession are not panaceas, but these forms of release can help us get through difficult times. The beauty is that you do not have to be religious to benefit from confession. The underlying mechanisms are available to anyone for the price of a pencil and paper."
#6
Random Panda 6 years ago (edited)
Same tbh. I especially hate it when they do this while hiking/camping. People go in the mountains for the quiet, if you want music blasting go to a club.
Daria B 6 years ago
Replying here because I can't add this reply to my original question for technical reasons (downvotes). I just wanted to say thank you to all who replied. I wanted to hear your opinions, that's all. Peace.
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Inflatable Lunchbox 6 years ago
it's a terrible thing to assume by judging a person's public choices. but i see what ur saying my dude
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Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
They invented headphones and earbuds for this exact reason, so make use of technology people!
Kenny Kulbiski 6 years ago
And people blasting music from their vehicles with all their windows down. Am I supposed to be impressed by their playlist?
Neon Petra 6 years ago
If they're alone (ie not playing music for a group of people) and they don't have a hearing problem, then most (MOST) of the time they actually are.
#7
Shawn 6 years ago
Tell me about it.. My baby is dying right now from bone cancer. It hurts so bad and idk how I'm gonna get along after she's gone.
Carrie de Luka 6 years ago
Oh, so so sad! It is heartbreaking but at least you'll have done all you can and she knows she is loved. Maybe, after some time, you can help a little scared animal in need of a loving home. Knowing I could open my door, arms and heart to another doggo is the only way i coped. Didn't stop grieving but it helps change some of the focus. Miss every pet I have ever had and always will.
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tuzdayschild 6 years ago
I get it. When my first dog died, I mourned 4 years. Literally took 4 years to not tear up at the mention of his name.
Foxxy 6 years ago
My best friend Bubbles had to be euthanised over 5 years ago and I still miss her dearly. We do have another dog now but I will always have a special place in my heart for Bubbles.
Erika Jones 6 years ago
Hopefully you'll get to a place where you're ready to open up your heart to a pet again.
kathryn stretton 6 years ago
Or, wanting one, but not able to be at home with it all day. Dogs want company !!
Jonathon Smith 6 years ago
I loved my dog but always knew I would out live her. Her passing was not awful. Certainly a lot cleaner and less grief-filled than my father's or grand parents. But I often miss her more than the family members I've lost.
Foxxy 6 years ago
I can relate, my dog was euthanised the day after my poppa died and her death affected me more than my pops.
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Lucy Mulder343 6 years ago
It's always still worth it. The duality of life is unavoidable. The love trumps the pain- that's why we live!
Kathy Baylis 6 years ago (edited)
It’s heartbreaking when a beloved pet dies, even if you haven’t had them very long. I lost an 8 month old kitten I’d had since she was 8 weeks old, and I had to go home for the rest of the day immediately after getting the call. She was at the vet to be spayed, normal procedure (her littermate brother had been neutered the week before and was just fine), only no one knew she had an underlying heart condition. She went into cardiac arrest during the surgery and died on the table. That was 4 years ago, and I still think of her. She was a sweet little clown, and I had been looking forward to 20 years of her antics making me smile.
So there you go. Got any guilty secrets you've been holding on to? Try writing about them, and allow yourself to properly express your emotions. It is clearly a great benefit to both your mental and physical health!
#8
Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
Agreed. I love my husband with a heart and a half, but sometimes I just don’t want him around. Oddly enough though, I never feel that way about my pets. Uh-oh..... (jk).
Shane Chang 6 years ago
I feel that way about my husband AND dog.. but as soon as they go to bed I miss them.
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Gerry Higgins 6 years ago
I married a cross country truck driver who is now working locally and home all the time. Love him but I just want to push him down a flight of stairs sometimes!!!! ... I promise I wont.
Full Name 6 years ago
Lots of retired athletes joke about how their wives are sick of them being around all the time now.
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Dnats32 6 years ago
One more for affirming the normalcy! My girlfriend requires some alone time each week to just process her own thoughts. She desires it. I don't usually want it...but I've learned I need it my own self too. We miss each other when we're apart, but the consequences and fall out when we don't make that space is always worse.
Kasey Earls 6 years ago
That is wonderfully supportive of you. I feel the same way as your girlfriend does, especially now that we have two kids and both work full time - I need some alone time to not have to speak to anyone or listen to anyone but just be alone with my thoughts. Unfortunately my husband has a very hard time understanding that and takes it personally. Even if he says he understands and supports me, he will be mopey and sad. This is very difficult to deal with. You are doing a great job or letting her determine what she needs and supporting her.
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Cat newton 6 years ago
Hahaha I miss sleeping alone when he's home on weekends because he's a bed and blanket hog. I love cuddling till I'm asleep, then he can go lmfao
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
I had to pretend I was happy when my husband got out of the army. I miss the breaks I got while he was away on training missions.
TheDivineMs.M 6 years ago
Go out shopping, walking, whatever for some me time... if your SO doesn't understand that then explain it to them
Dani 6 years ago (edited)
Walking works soooo well! In a house full of family and animals, the house is boisterous and lively, and even though it's a fun place to live, I love to put on some headphones and go for a walk, sometimes for three or four hours. I may be surrounded by other humans but it's precious alone time that I love!
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Alex Bailey 6 years ago
She deserves it more than anyone else in the world as well.
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Nothing to be ashamed of, he's probably a brat anyway. You don't have to like kids just because they are relatives.
lucas gich 6 years ago
I play more with my sister in law's dog than with her kid, but I do like him (he's only one, so far so good).
Zelda Blue 6 years ago
I think we have higher expectations for people than we do for pets. Sometimes they can't live up to them. I bet we would like a lot more humans if we held them to the same standards as our pets.
Nadine 6 years ago
I am sorry. I get that you love dogs and you have the right to live anyone or any creature you like. But this indifference towards kids and portraying kids on bored panda as if they are not worthy of love is horrible to me. I love animals. I love my cat. But my kids are the most amazing creatures I have in my life. And I absolutely adore my nephews. They are part an important part of me and I would do anything for them. Enough with the attack on kids please.
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Steve Barnett 6 years ago
You're lucky, I have Gordon Ramsey swearing at me because everything I'm doing is wrong.
Richard Portman 6 years ago
You can tell Gordon Ramsey to just f**k right off. Who said he is the expert? Also he dont speak Spanish or any other language.
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Suzana Tatim 6 years ago
I do that too... But drinking wine... I'm lucky my program isn't real because I get really drunk somethimes...
kasa alex 6 years ago
When I was a kid I used to eat yoghurt and pretend I was on a yoghurt commercial
GodOfHyperdeath 6 years ago
Same, I would wink at the audience and everything
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Carrie de Luka 6 years ago
Have lights that come on and off automatically. Never have to worry that you have left a light on by mistake or worry about moving around in the dark.
littlesaresare 6 years ago
And then you're in bed home alone and one turns on! Ahh!
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Richard Portman 6 years ago
No, because usually we use that space. It might be a relative or an unlucky stranger. If we ask for rent it is the minimum. Also that is where we keep our sauerkraut and other pickles. Also we keep spiders and mushrooms.
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 6 years ago
It's useless. Monsters ran faster. They arenjust waiting for you to trip and catch you. It's more fun like that.
#12
Alex Bailey 6 years ago
It makes so much sense to enjoy every minute you can with her - you know you'll never regret it.
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Teresa Taylor 6 years ago
I'm late every day for work. It's because I'm taking my dogs to daycare. They don't open until 8:30 and they're 25 minutes from my office on a good day. Seldom any good days because of construction. Don't care.
HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 6 years ago
I cycle to work and i was an hour late recently because a pigeon had been hit by a car and the thing was dazed on the side of the road with half of it's scalp missing and i simply couldn't leave it, i called the local bird service and waited with it until they came and picked it up, my boss is an animal person so she wasn't even mad.
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Chris 6 years ago
Yes it is. So book a day off from your holiday entitlement. Or use the weekend. Don't get your colleagues to cover for you.
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Octavia Hansen 6 years ago
No one on their death bed will EVER say "I wished I would have spent more time at work!" ENJOY!
hobbitly 6 years ago
But you think they would say they wished they played more videogames?
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amandine vion 6 years ago
Sometimes i take hours off Just for go home and nap. Mental health need
Jason Marin 4 years ago
I do the same thing. When I'm in one of my "I don't feel like going to work moods", I call up and pretend to be sick and take my mom to the mall.
#14
ravina nimje 6 years ago
I live in third world country and I still have more love and sympathy for animals lot more than humans.
Alex Bailey 6 years ago
Developing, not third world. A lot of people in developing countries are very happy so why wouldn't you care more about abused animals?
Nathalie Langevin 6 years ago
It is very difficult for people living in the "good" parts of the world to imagine what life is like in third world countries or at war...
Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
Me too. The way I look at it is that people will always prioritize other people when it comes to providing help. Animals just get left behind to fend for themselves, and some cultures still don’t consider them as sentient creatures (which they most obviously are). I donate exclusively to animal charities, which tend to manage on shoestring budgets anyway, yet do some amazingly wonderful work. My first thought in a disaster is “What about the animals?”
Christy Smith 6 years ago
Anything with abused animals makes me sob uncontrollably FOR WEEKS, esp when I'm trying to go to sleep and then every single time it randomly flashes in my head. I might feel bad for someone whose in a situation, but that's about the jest of it.
Nia Loves Art 6 years ago
There are plenty of people in third world countries who are happy and live good lives. Yes there are things like starvations and slums, but that’s not everyone, it’s just one aspect.
#15
Zero-Light 6 years ago
Why? They can afford to take the time to make memes on BP vs worrying about where their family's food & drinking water is coming from tomorrow - so they are likely just fine. The heartbreak you're feeling is the definition of a first world problem.
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bee pot 6 years ago
felt this on a personal level. im 28 and have never been in a plane lol sucks. I have adventured around my own country though and have seen some beautiful things.
misteriosa 6 years ago
32 here and same :) don't worry, we'll go up there some day as well :)
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Currentlylost 3 years ago
❤️ this is me! I feel for you whoever you are. I hope you get the chance one day, even if it’s not a long trip. A few days makes a world of difference ❤️
Steve Cruz 6 years ago
In Las Vegas in the 70s, I was too young to get into casinos. Back then The Strip was lined with p**n shops and I went in and out of all of them. I couldn't afford the prosthetic leg, so I bought the eye for $10. Friends have taken that eye in its velvet jeweler's box and set it on the window sill in countries all over the world. There's a piece of paper to note the date and country.
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HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 6 years ago
I was a punk kid and used to be an a*****e, i used to trash house parties and steal s**t and vandalise everything, then i left school and realised what an absolute t****r i was.
Full Name 6 years ago
Not a problem. You grew up, and now you know better. If everyone was like you the world would be a much better place.
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Gabriel Sbárbaro 6 years ago
I hope you replace your mirrors and someone break them again and again until the balance of all the mirrors you broke is even...
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Toujin C'Thlu 6 years ago
Sadly, this seems to happen with every sub-culture. Most of us who love Japanese culture are pretty sane, but it's the weird and creepy ones that get all the attention, thus making people think we're all like this.
Bunzilla 6 years ago
It's so true. I tend to stay well away from most fandoms, because there's always a few really nasty ones who will make your life miserable because you don't ship their ship, or something similar. Had one really bad experience, and I never went back. To any fandom. In fact, it totally ruined the series for me. So, thanks random b**** on the internet for destroying something that made me happy and made me feel like I belonged! :D
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Boredpanda-crew 6 years ago
oh, hello my friends! -from Ireland with hugs.
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Uwe Theiss 6 years ago
That is only one of my weird hobbies. Live becomes better if you realise that you don't have to give a s**t about the opinion of others. Just enjoy yourself. And other Nerds :)
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反社会的 6 years ago
This happened with a puppy we found, who wasn't being cared for well (she had fleas and mange), but unfortunately, she was claimed :(
Kim Snijder 6 years ago
sorry but a 1200 dollar cat wil not just be abandoned. there is no difference in pet and show standard because they are so rare to begin with that is why they are so expensive. please take it to the vet to check for a chip because this is someones beloved and prized pet
Colin Leetham 6 years ago
As someone who did animal rescue... yeah they can. And not all kitties with this coloration are purebred.
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Sarah Brinsfield 6 years ago
It is a year ago this Memorial Day weekend (2019) that my beloved Flüf escaped out a 2nd story window, during an outside party with loud music, that scared him, I'm sure. I put up signs, I still have them up offering a reward. I miss him dearly, our entire family of 5 does. No cat could ever replace him. He is a Silver to Black tail Persian/Himalayan with Blue eyes that I am afraid someone just kept because he is beautiful. Flüf is microchipped but I never got a phone call and I checked with the local shelters as well.
sharron lynn parsons 6 years ago
If the owner is found, go to a shelter and find one to rescue and love !!!
Steve Cruz 6 years ago
You'll feel better if you try to return the kitty and nobody claims her than if you keep the kitty and hear of some really nice people who lost a kitty just like yours.
Samhhain Cat 6 years ago
This was me 16 years ago when I found my cat Sigma. Looking at him sleeping right now :) If the kitty is outside, the owners obviously don't care for it. Keep it. And KEEP IT INSIDE FOR F**K"S SAKE.
Marnie 6 years ago
No! Maybe the neighbor kid let him out. Maybe he's a houdini like one of my cats was. Maybe a latch broke on a door and no one realized. That's really judgmental to assume the owners don't care for it. I utterly understand the poster's desire that the owner not be found, but very selfish of you to suggest they don't even try because the owners don't deserve to have the cat back.
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Mascha Claessens 6 years ago
Yes. It's even normal for most people to only like 20 in 100 (or 110) people. Let anone highschool kids in their puberty. I must add though: there's definitely a difference between students I really LIKE, students that are okay, and students that I truly dislike. And even they can be interesting, depending on the type of behaviour that make me dislike them.
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Nela Rothenbach 6 years ago (edited)
I don't feel I have to like all of my students. I just have to treat them equal and fair. Hell, I have a student who openly tells me that she doesn't like me and I told her the feeling is mutual, but she knows I treat her just the same as everyone else and she has to do the same amount of work as she does for teachers she likes.
Uwe Theiss 6 years ago
If I am honest, as a teenager I was an a*****e too. I apologized myself at my mother around 25 when I realized what I done around that time. Most teenagers are. It is not their fault, it is just this age. You have to find your way and you do mistakes.
Colin Leetham 6 years ago
Same. Although I do want them all to succeed. (And also want them to grow the f@<k up)
ChiveChilly 6 years ago
...And coming from a high school student, probably only about 20 of you 110 students like you
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Laura Thai 6 years ago
my brothers gf got pregnant and lost it. I was secretly pleased cause they don't have their s**t together and live in a trashy apt. with no ambition to make their life better. his gf is also not right in the head. I am glad they lost it cause it would have made mess out of their already messy life. however, I'm curious if it would have given him a reason to change.
L McN 6 years ago
I agree with the concern, but shouldn't the babies life being messed up been a higher priority? I mean, that is the job of being a parent, teaching your kids how to be better people than you yourself are. (I have also seen parents who never change, and parents who changed everything because of their child)
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Nia Loves Art 6 years ago
She wasn’t happy “she got her life back on track.” She was devastated. Why would you be happy about something that devastated your friend? Makes me think you don’t really care about her feelings.
Octavia Hansen 6 years ago
You can only live the life you have . . . having a feeling about something is not like committing a crime. She'll life her life. You can have your own feelings. Not everyone else's news will make you happy or be your concern. Comfort who you can and you don't have to confess everything you feel to the world.
Krishna Vishwas 6 years ago
May b it's right for her. Having kid so early is never been good. Kids are gift of god.. i agree but being a kid who is having a kid is never been a right choice.
Nia Loves Art 6 years ago
I don’t know that she wanted to get pregnant. Just says she had a miscarriage and was sad about it. That doesn’t mean that it was intentional.
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Amanda Hunter 6 years ago
I know what its like to be an unwanted baby, hearing of all the great things my friends did as Children brings it home.
Kaitlin Sumner 6 years ago
No shame in that at all. Having a kid at a young age is difficult. It just wasn't meant to be yet for her!
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Miklós Nagy 6 years ago
If you are his best friend I don't want to know who is his worst enemy. But probably his mom.
Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
Fella, when you have kids, just be sure your daughter never dates your bestie’s baby brother. You don’t want grandchildren with five heads.
'Adilah Wafa 6 years ago
So technically ur best friend's brother's father a.k.a your bes friend's kind of a step dad?
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Pamela24 6 years ago
Exactly, the point of feminism is for you to not get shamed no matter what you choose.
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Falcon 6 years ago
Neither do I, the first 2 don't exclude the other 2. 🤔
Load More Replies... Kaisu 6 years ago
There are some "feminists" (who are not actually feminists) who see traditionally feminine things such as being a wife or mother as bad things. They're not bad if you choose to marry and have children, they're only bad if you're forced to do those things
Load More Replies... Ksenia M 6 years ago
Can we just agree that a woman can be a feminist and have a husband and kids? One does not negate the other. She can also be a housewife and cook an elaborate breakfast every morning for her family. Feminism means the right to choose how you want to live your life and being happy with said choice.
Daria B 6 years ago
Furthermore, she can educate her kids as future feminists as well, contributing to a more female-friendly society for future generations.
Load More Replies... varwenea 6 years ago
It's not that easy to be successful and smart and find a man who can handle your intellect. Not impossible, just not easy. The older the woman gets, the harder it becomes too. I feel for her. I'm lucky I found mine early.
Erika Jones 6 years ago
I hope you do. Men don't have to choose either a career or a family, why should we? You will need a husband who does his part and hopefully a good support network of friends and family when kids enter the picture!
Amar Bayt Fawaz 6 years ago
Then get married and have kids! There isn't anything wrong with it! You can be a scientist, a feminist, a wife, and a mother! Don't feel like you have to box yourself in because of anyone else's stupid binary-d outlook on life!
Pol Macqueron 6 years ago
Wanting to get married and have children is not something only women want, men do as well... so it has nothing to do with being feminist or not
#23
Luis Milian 6 years ago
I tried the vegetarian life...don't have the discipline for it. lasted one week only.
Nathalie Langevin 6 years ago
If you have to discipline yourself to be vegetarian, it's not worth it. If there comes a time in your life when meat disgust you, then go for it.
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varwenea 6 years ago
It happens. Basically, your body can't handle a sudden assault of meat, including the grease. I'm the same with greasy meats and milk, which I stopped consuming several years ago. My stomach protest loudly if I eat any now.
Joseph Roberts 6 years ago
It’s because the gut bacteria that breaks down meat is no longer there.
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L McN 6 years ago
Sorry, this is funny. But easily understandable, ten years of no meat and you eat a burger...it isn't a bad decision, nor a good one, just a decision made. Your stomach and body however are not used to it and any change in the diet can have that effect temporarily. I hope the car was easily cleanable.
Maya Baggins 6 years ago
A friend of mine (vegetarian, not vegan) decided to drop out meat (and fish) because it made his stomach feel weird. Nowadays, if he eats any meat, he vomits and has diarrea. Your organism "forgets" how to process carnic products and those are the consequences.
Aisha Charnock 6 years ago
This is why I don't eat meat, thankfully it never got diarrhoea bad, but made me feel awful. So I had a giggle at this post
Load More Replies... HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 6 years ago
This can happen with any new food, people who only eat a small number of things can try anything new and it will just go through you quickly.
Joseph Roberts 6 years ago
I have a near-vegan diet. I eat vegan but I occasionally consume meat, dairy, and eggs to keep my gut bacteria regulated. Just in case of the apocalypse and meat becomes easier to find than greens.
SirWriteALot 6 years ago
Tummy wasn't used to all the grease, the meat and dairy :-P Been there, done that.
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Dani 6 years ago
When I was 7 we moved into a brand new house, and we did some serious renovations on the outdated bathroom. When the wall was open I slipped in my diary because in my head I wanted someone to find it years from then when they renovated again or demolished the house XD its still there!
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Demi Zwaan 6 years ago
It's sad that this is seen as a shameful thing. It's perfectly normal to feel ánd show emotions, for both men and women!
Parmeisan 6 years ago
Not meaning to diminish the real problems re: men not being allowed to cry, but I'm a woman and I cry at movies too and I have a terrible shame around it. Maybe because a lot of people tease me - because they know it bugs me. Also because I will cry at even very badly done scenes. I wish I didn't. Anyway, at least when people tease me they do it lightheartedly, I know it would be way harder if I were male.
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Fumps 6 years ago
I do that all the time, I love feeling emotions. Im an ex boxer and am a bit of an alpha male. But screw that I cry like a baby at films. Get that heart on your sleeve and be brave.
Full Name 6 years ago (edited)
Hiding the fact you have emotions is the least masculine thing ever. Being afraid of crying is not manly. That said, I try to think of other things to avoid the water works, haha.
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Jonathon Smith 6 years ago
There is an odd cultural dynamic I struggle with. My old-fashioned English family do not think men who cry are sissy or anything. Its just they think they are manipulative, unstable and probably very untrustworthy. And that crying is entirely unhelpful in every situation. But my Iranian family don't trust anyone who cannot cry at the correct social prompts, as if not crying shows you do not care at all. Its a tricky path to tread.
Being_Cori 6 years ago
this is quite interesting - never thought of it that way - but you cry or don't cry someone is always doing something wrong - same way with if you smile or don't smile, if you are laughing or not - people are always doing something wrong in the eyes of others - no one seems to adopt the 'live and let live' attitude anymore
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Luiz Cesar Savi 6 years ago
As my mom used to say: "In a household with pets and toddlers, grown ups never fart!"
mandy randall 6 years ago
How does she not know the dogs not on the bed? If she can smell the farts she should prolly be able to notice no dog
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Neon Petra 6 years ago
Don't hide the corner or they'll waste hours trying to find it at the beginning!
divydumdrop hello 6 years ago (edited)
OMG, I SWEAR THAT my sister did this to me. She bet me 100 dollars that I couldn’t finish the 1000 piece puzzle. I finished it all but one piece while she was at a sleepover. I went CRAZY trying to find the last piece. I looked under the couch, in the couch, under the table and still couldn’t find it. I gave up and the next day she came over and was so happy that I didn’t finish it. After five minutes of searching she found it...UNDER THE TABLECLOTH. HOW WOULD IT GET THERE WITHOUT SOMEONE PLACING IT THERE!! I was so shook and accused her of putting it there, but she denied all allegations. To this day, she still hides the last piece in random places around the house just so she can put it in.
Parmeisan 6 years ago
Oh man, in our family this would cause terrible distress. My sister-in-law gets almost violent when puzzles are involved. We once spent like an hour obsessively trying to find the piece for this one spot and everyone was digging through the piles the other puzzlers were sorting out and there were threats regarding what might happen to any person who was found to be hiding it. Tempers were super high. We finally found it elsewhere in the puzzle because it had apparently fit with two edges but in the wrong spot.
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Chris Watson 6 years ago
Then stop lying!! Tell people you're ready to date. Watch what happens!
Octavia Hansen 6 years ago
You can change this ANY TIME! Meet people who do what you like to do. Teach people what you like, learn something new. There are more people on the face of the earth than ever before. You do not have to be alone. Start any time talking to anyone who listens. Or just listen to others . . . there's never enough of that . . .
Jonathon Smith 6 years ago (edited)
Try match.com (other pairing sites are available). Over half the married couples I know started out there. So much better than random chance.
Nia Loves Art 6 years ago
How are you supposed to find someone to date if nobody knows you want to?
Jeff Heinemann 6 years ago
I've been single for over 15 years. Was feeling lonely, but didn't want the hassle, expense or all the uncertainty that goes along with dating. So I got a rescue dog and my life has never been better!
cathy hurd 3 years ago
Being single is my dream. I've been married 36 years and have hated most of it.
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Alex Bailey 6 years ago
If someone doesn't have a router password it's no more difficult than changing your own. They show in a list of nearby routers.
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Josiane Roy 6 years ago
Meaning B class WiFi, pretty much the slowest, earliest WiFi before we had G, then N, and now AC. It would be dialup slow...
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Bob Beltcher 6 years ago
In order to do that you would have to use his computer to change the name of the router and change the password. In order to get access to his computer remotely, you would have had to send a successful phishing email with a malicious link/document or used a pineapple device to mask his router and hope he logged into it by mistake. Either way, you committed a felony.
Lance d'Boyle 6 years ago
What? That's nonsense. If the router signal is detected by your computer and you know the password and admin name, you can change any setting you want on the router. Routers settings are not tied to a computer, anyone with the pw and admin name can change it.
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Jessica Billings 6 years ago
I'm 32 and still sleep with my baby blanket. It's more so a rag now, but.
zeldapajamas 6 years ago
Hey, I'm 20 and I still sleep with the stuffed animals I got when I was 6. There's no age limit here.
Bob Beltcher 6 years ago
My wife and I are 35, we still sleep with a dozen stuffed animals on the bed that are not our daughters.
Sebastian Melmoth 6 years ago
My well worn Eeyore (given me when I was around 2 in 1976) still adorns my bed. Came to really identify with him since he was always depressed with a negative view of the world.
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Pungent Sauce 6 years ago
Agreed. Also, “Friends” was the worst sit-com I’ve ever briefly suffered through. 1.5 episodes (back to back, in syndication) of watching arguably the (scripted to be) dumbest people on TV do stupid things was more than my brain could handle. Turned it off, no regrets.
SBW71 6 years ago
Really? Sorry you think it was the worst. I love the show. I guess that's why it was on for 10 years and still on reruns. A lot of the new generation just doesn't get it I guess.
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Joseph Roberts 6 years ago
I feel the same. I hate Micheal because he’s sexist, racist, ableist, ageist, homophobic, he body shames, he blows minute events out of proportion making everyone uncomfortable, he makes light of really impactful events making everyone feel worthless. Why do people like him?
Kendra Keller 6 years ago
I just don't think it's funny. I got several seasons in just to see if it was funny and it's not. Now parks and rack that was a good show very funny
Chris Watson 6 years ago
That's rotten. You may consider telling HR if you have one. Or let the jerk know about his behaviour. You need to stop this
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Chris Watson 6 years ago
Professional counselling required. And if you're so smart, you'll do it.
CrunChewy McSandybutt 6 years ago
It depends. If they are in the USA, therapy is not covered by insurance and is expensive.
Load More Replies... Rachel Cobb 6 years ago
Me too... I'm always leaning on my vast vocabulary because nothing else is that impressive...
Demonic cow 6 years ago
Yah. I have to so I don’t self destruct and I always feel like a jerk.
Load More Replies... Octavia Hansen 6 years ago
Beautiful people will only be beautiful for a little while . . . you will be smart all your life. Share if you can, otherwise, being smug won't hurt you.
Iggy 6 years ago
Being smug will hurt that person because they will lose friends or potential friends because of it.
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Dani 6 years ago (edited)
Okay, this is SUPER embarrassing, but I am not religious. I don't have a god or anything and have never really felt the need for one. But if I really need/want something, then I "pray" to what I've abbreviated at WOT (whatever's/whoever's out there) because on the off-chance that there is a deity or supernatural power of some kind, I don't want to pick just one that I think is "right." Just saying that sounds really disgusting but yeah.
Martha Meyer 6 years ago
What's the “confession“ here? That's a notmal thing millions of people do every day.
Uwe Theiss 6 years ago
I also don't talk to imaginary friends like gods. I talk to friends and family. That works and they do answer.
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Wing Hong Chan 6 years ago (edited)
Unfortunately, I think anyone's sympathy towards me is fake.
Load More Replies... Octavia Hansen 6 years ago
Do NOT tell your life's story because of someone's off hand question. Reserve your life story for your friends that know and love you. You owe NO ONE a full history or explanation of anything in your life. Too many times I ask, "How's it going" and people want to tell me their life story. It's a greeting, not an invitation to lay out your family history. Keep it shallow 'til you know someone . . .
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chi-wei shen 6 years ago
Options to cheat almost never appear out of thin air, you have to work in order to create them. This means you didn't try to cheat.
Parmeisan 6 years ago
I've listened to a lot of Esther Perel (because she's brilliant) and it really sounds like a lot of people cheat not because they ever meant to, but because they just happened to meet someone they clicked really well with and got swept away by how good it feels to have someone new expressing interest in you. I don't know how common it is percentage-wise because her sample size is only the people who regret the transgression and seek her out - but it definitely happens.
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Demi Zwaan 6 years ago
Or just a) don't offer them to other people or b) make more? Weird thing to go out of your way like this to make sure people don't eat them.
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Pungent Sauce 6 years ago
Anchovies on pizza works too. Also, they are freaking delicious. (Don’t tell!!)
Nostalgic Hyena 6 years ago
Or pineapple, I actually enjoy pineapple but a lot of people are pretty hostile about that..
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Crazy Cookie 2 years ago
Hey me too ( I noticed you were a year late reading this, well I think I beat your record)
Load More Replies... Joseph Roberts 6 years ago
There’s also this: data:image/jpeg;base64,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Oathbraker 6 years ago
You're worried it might happen or hoping it does so you get out of the pain that is existence?
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Hard 2 Guess 6 years ago
What's wrong with it? How else would you clean your nostrils of sticky gunk? If you do it in bathroom and wash your hands after I don't see any problem. If you do it anywhere other than bathroom and not wash your hands that's different story.
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Alex Bailey 6 years ago
You're just scared - it's a big change. You'll be flooded with the hormone Oxytocin and will love that little baby (it doesn't happen in 100% of cases but most).
CrunChewy McSandybutt 6 years ago
I'm not fond of most children, but I loved my own. May be the case here.
Cristina Steele 6 years ago
That’s okay. I love my 3 kids but I pretty much dislike every other kid I’ve met. Lol.
Martha Meyer 6 years ago
I think most people have way more patience with their own kids than with other people's brats. And on the bright side: they grow up.
Oathbraker 6 years ago
Just today? Hell, I hated kids ever since I was one. Noisy, dirty, cruel little things.
Chris Watson 6 years ago
Once that baby is born and you hold that little life in your arms.... you will turn into Mother Bear. It happens!
Martha Meyer 6 years ago
I suppose you have never heard of postpartum depression. Which about 20% of women have in varying degrees after giving birth. The idea that parents will automatically live their baby as soon as they hold it is a myth.
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CrunChewy McSandybutt 6 years ago
I have had nightmares every night for 36 years. I cannot remember ever sleeping through the night. I have panic attacks for no reason. You do NOT want trauma, it only make it worse.
Lucas 6 years ago
Surely there is a reason? You just don't know it? Sorry, none of my business but that sounds so awful.
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crazy_cat_notAlady 6 years ago
hey, it's alright to be depressed. depression is not the opposite of happiness. it is a condition and you don't need to justify it to anyone at all. take time out to love yourself without any guilt. and whosoever asks for excuses or reasons tell them to FO.
Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 6 years ago
I'm sobbing on the floor because I've always subconsciously thought this I need to get help
Maya Baggins 6 years ago
Same here but to justify my anxiety. It's hard to have a mental disease when you can't justify it because people thinks you are just an ungrateful b¡tch or an atention wh0re
logical fallacy 6 years ago
Depression means sadness without reason, otherwise it's just... sadness. Go see a professional and you'll find the deeper reason. No point in feeling guilt on top of the depression.
ispeak catanese 6 years ago
There may not be a deeper reason. It might be genetic.
Load More Replies... Amar Bayt Fawaz 6 years ago
We as a society have hit an especially low point when you need to have been traumatized- and air it to the entire world- as an excuse for going through what at least one in ten people suffer from in the United States alone.
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Alex Bailey 6 years ago
Probably didn't. Many scientists now think birds don't have a great sense of smell and do look after their babies despite being touched by humans.
Stimpy 6 years ago
Don't worry. The rumour that birds "smell" when humans touched their chicks and then neglect them is complete and certified bullcrap.
Scarlet Opal 6 years ago
No, it is not certified bullcrap. The amount of handling is a factor in this, and it varies with specific subspecies.
Load More Replies... L McN 6 years ago
Actually, touching a baby bird to put it back in it's nest will NOT result in the mother abandoning it. Birds have a worse sense of smell than humans do, they wont smell us on their chick. The "rumor" is entirely inaccurate, although maybe the parent was trying to teach the chick to survive.
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Demi Zwaan 6 years ago
I'm curious as to why. If it was justified, then you shouldn't worry about it. If you were just being a jerk, you should lay awake every night.
George Digamma 6 years ago (edited)
I totally agree. Being a parent and being a worker are two different things. In this case though, i would go an extra mile to try ''correcting'' whatever reason i had to let her go.
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Random Panda 6 years ago
Child services can take a child away if they think you aren't able to take care of them. Having no reliable income would be a reason to do so.
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Lucas 6 years ago
The alphabet song is not really a thing in the UK and possibly many countries so why are people being downvoted just because they don't need to use it and probably weren't ever taught that way? If children are being taught the alphabet phonetically, which recently had a resurgence in popularity in some countries, there's no way they are singing the alphabet song.
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Alex Newell 6 years ago
Usually I just have to rehearse a section of it. Like, where is T? QRS,TUV, ah there we go.
Joseph Roberts 6 years ago
Sing the alphabet song but replace zee with zed. This is why they don’t use it in other countries.
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CrunChewy McSandybutt 6 years ago
There is no such thing as a soulmate. There are many people on this earth whose puzzle pieces will fit nicely into yours.
LaMyrth 6 years ago
A soulmate and the love of your life are 2 different things. True there aren't any soulmates, but when you're in love with someone, you don't want anybody else.. I know the feeling unfortunately..
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Joseph Roberts 6 years ago
You have two main options: keep laughing at poop jokes, or evolve to dad jokes.
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Jonathon Smith 6 years ago
I completely agree, but also know I sometimes wake up in the night breaking out in guilt-induced sweat over something ridiculous I did aged 10. Our conscious brain capable of forgiveness cannot reach all the parts that matter.
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Unicornstar 6 years ago
I once told a joke about 3 nuns and a flasher that I didn't know the meaning of to my Catholic priest uncle. He thought it was hilarious especially as I wasn't sure about what I was saying.
Octavia Hansen 6 years ago
They probably don't even remember. Quit beating yourself up, don't repeat it, move on with your life.
Nostalgic Hyena 6 years ago
I've done things like this before.. I realize I was a literal child and didn't know better, but..
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反社会的 6 years ago
I've been through this. My straight friend was going through a breakup and I really, desperately wanted to be with them, but I knew that all I could do was to help them feel better, because their feelings were more important than my own.
Dani 6 years ago
You are a better person than I could ever be. I hope you find somebody!
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Fumps 6 years ago
Me too, was a heavy drinker, big party animal. Now booze makes me c**p like a fountain. I quit two and half years ago. Never looked back
Cristina Steele 6 years ago (edited)
Wine disagrees with my stomach, but middle aged moms LOVE to force wine on me at parties and won’t accept the answer of “I don’t like wine.” So now my standard response is “Wine makes me s**t my pants.” If the person laughs, then I know I have a new friend. If they make a face & change the subject then at least I won’t have another glass of wine waved under my nose.
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
Good one! Anyone who pushes you to drink isn't a good friend.
Load More Replies... Shawn 6 years ago
Down vote for saying not drinking alcohol is probably best.. wow wtf. F*****g alcoholics
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Ksenia M 6 years ago
people have different reactions to trauma and tragedy
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Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
I'm so glad I changed dentists - the old one couldn't give a shot to save his life - I could feel everything. And then he had the nerve to get huffy about it!
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Debster 6 years ago
We knew you'd come one day MR Trump. Sorry I refuse to call you my president. Please take a seat.
Load More Replies... Jonathon Smith 6 years ago
*Hands up* This was me too. I was socially awkward so would make up lies to get a conversation going. I was convinced everyone else had a more interesting life than me (mostly they did) and just wanted to be a part of things. One day it simply got too much remembering all the c**p I'd said and I made a private vow not to lie again. Worked out pretty well, I only lie to annoying work clients now. I occasionally find myself slipping back in social situations (exaggerating truths or changing the source of stories to suit me) and have to re-double my efforts, but just that act of committing to not lying was enough get me 99% on the right path.
Octavia Hansen 6 years ago
Are you hurting anyone? Entertaining? I find if I lie BIG enough, everyone laughs, everyone knows and a fun time is had by all. Doesn't hurt anyone . . .
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CrunChewy McSandybutt 6 years ago
Yeah, I don't think one homework assignment turned him into an entitled do-nothing. Seems like systematic conditioning is the culprit.
Load More Replies... María Hermida 6 years ago
He is an adult. He can make his own decisions. It's not your fault. And your brother's life is not you responsibility.
Miklós Nagy 6 years ago
Sounds more like your mother's fault. And I think she was the one who made you feel guilty about it.
Octavia Hansen 6 years ago
You tried. He didn't. You can't save the world. Do good somewhere else and life will even out . . .
Psalm Daisy 2 years ago
if you are nasty enough to call him that, you are probably one of his problems.
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CrunChewy McSandybutt 6 years ago
At least you had the stones to actually have the conversation. Most people these days just ghost you.
Joseph Roberts 6 years ago
Sometimes after a relationship ends, it becomes too hard to maintain a friendship with with that person because the past keeps coming up. It’s not bad to cut off all ties if that’s the case.
Octavia Hansen 6 years ago
If she's not your girlfriend,, she's nothing to you. You should be free to move around, with or without another person. As a single adult, you don't owe anything to anyone.
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Linda Something 6 years ago
I'm assuming it's not only OP and one other guy employed at that company. So there would be cake more than once a year...
Load More Replies... kasa alex 6 years ago
lol, why not...a colleague wanted to catch up with me for lunch, but in the past I have found conversation with her a bit awkward and strained (we don't have much in common). So to avoid an awkward lunch, I invited a whole bunch of other people who we had all worked with (some of whom I still work with now)...everyone thanked me for organising such a fun lunch, thinking that I'm so nice...I was just trying to avoid having a boring and strained lunch with that one person...
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
Yes, I'd buy a bakery cake and stick it in the freezer. Then any time I want cake, presto!
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Demi Zwaan 6 years ago
It's not like they lay it on you like dog poo, so just wash your arm/leg when you feel like it.
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Demi Zwaan 6 years ago
Yeah, they eat their own kind in the wild too, so don't worry about it. They're scavengers, they eat everything.
Chris Watson 6 years ago
Mad Cow disease occurred when cattle feed contained bits of beef/beef by-products. You could be creating Zombie Pigs! Lol
Alex Bailey 6 years ago
Grew up on a farm and saw what this did to cattle. It was horrific.
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Roger Haywood 6 years ago (edited)
Just means you have a varied taste in music. A metalhead I know likes Enya. Nothing wrong with that.
Linda Something 6 years ago
Metalhead here. I do the same. I was recently on a Backstreet Boys concert, mostly for nostagical reasons, but the show was so good. Some of my friends couldn't understand how it added up, but just because I prefere Metal, doesn't mean that I can't or am allowed to listen to other stuff. If other people have an opinion on that, they should get a life. =) Good music is good music and only you can decide that for yourself!!
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Sardonic Scribe 6 years ago
Hell, man - I'm a metalhead/Hard rock fan to the core & I still love my guilty pleasures like JT & Ed Sheeran. TBH I listen to everything from Vivaldi to Five Finger Death Punch.. but no new country. Have to draw the line somewhere. Lol.
Linda Something 6 years ago
Same here. I'm a metalhead and Five Finger Death Punch is one of my favorite bands, but that doesn't stop me from dancing like crazy to a catchy pop song once in a while. =) I agree on the country music, though!
Load More Replies... Hard 2 Guess 6 years ago
I listen to whichever music sounds goo to my ears, I never understood this loyalty to one genre. I even listen to songs in different languages that I don't understand as long as I like music and rhythm. I guess I am just weird that way.
Psalm Daisy 2 years ago
Huge Rammstein fan for over 25 years. I like everyone from Pavarotti to Taylor Swift. No need to only listen to one genre
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Demi Zwaan 6 years ago
It's not your responsibility. Leave. You can try to get her help, but if she doesn't want it, too bad. If she does hurt herself, it really isn't your fault. She's the one with the disorder, there's nothing you can do about that.
Sardonic Scribe 6 years ago
Do NOT let her victim status determine how YOU lead your life! Get out of this toxic relationship now.
Joseph Roberts 6 years ago
Helper her get the help she needs, contact her family about it, then feel free to break up with her.
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Ksenia M 6 years ago
so, I'm gonna be that person: just buy the metal ones and avoid wasting trees! This way you can also keep the delivery guy guessing about the number of people eating the food (Even though he's not. Honestly, no one cares)
Pungent Sauce 6 years ago
I order an app and 2 mains (for alone me, lol) I always ask for no sticks/sauces and still get 4 pairs of sticks, 10 soy packets, 8 S & S packets, 8 duck sauce packets, 6 mustard packets, 2 plastic spoons and 20 napkins.
Load More Replies... Octavia Hansen 6 years ago
I gave up impressing anyone. Do what you need to do for YOU! Most people are in the same boat but don't know, they are so busy hiding. Impress a delivery guy? They need to impress YOU!
Weed in the Garden 3 years ago
This was a recommendation, among other tips, for single women to use to help keep them safe from pedatory delivery people.
D. Pitbull 6 years ago
I do the opposite... I tell them I don't need ANY utensils... because I have LOTS of my own ...
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Zori the degu 6 years ago (edited)
Normal. Dogs are amazing companions, but puppies are absolutely horrible. The only good thing about them is that they are cute and for a serious person like myself, it's by no means a redeeming vice. I couldn't wait for my dog to grow up and start behaving as if I actually spent all those thousands of hours training him. Even though we are not entirely compatible, he's for the most part great. When I remember him as a puppy or an adolescent however, it makes me sick. People who think that the best period of a dog's life is when it's little, never ever had a dog!
Marina Matui 6 years ago
next time get a cat, they basically born already knowing where to poop
Load More Replies... tuzdayschild 6 years ago
They are cute little nuisances when you first get them. It takes a while to bond with them.
Kalaih Zora 6 years ago
It actually is a very normal feeling. Puppies change everything and that can be devastating for someone unsure of their own capabilities. I've seen this before.
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Neon Petra 6 years ago
I don't know about anchovies on pizza (never tried them) but pineapple is suprisingly good. (Now bring on the downvotes!)
Daria B 6 years ago
It depends how you make it. In Croatia pizza is usually salty and a pineapple would totally not fit with the way we make pizza. In Korea, on the other hand, most shops make pizzas kind of sweet, so pineapple is not strange or bad at all.
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Falcon 6 years ago
the anchovies pizza I've tried was pretty good, but salty. And pineapple is usually served with chicken, here at least.
Roger Haywood 6 years ago
Anchovies are a little too salty for my taste, but pineapple every time my friend.
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NotMe 6 years ago
I accidentally ran over a stray dog once. I didn't kill him; I took him to the vet, and then a shelter took him in. It was really traumatizing to me... I left a donation so they took care of him but to this day I feel bad that I don't know what happened to that dog. I should've check on him to see if he got adopted....
Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 6 years ago (edited)
It was an accident, a mistake, an error. Just like your comment
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Ben Steinberg 6 years ago
And depending on what you've eaten, the 1812-ovature is a must.
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Daria B 6 years ago (edited)
I have a very dry skin type and every time I wash my hands, I MUST apply hand cream afterwards. It can be a pain sometimes. I still wash my hands every time because I wouldn't allow myself to touch anything otherwise. If I can do it, you can too. Especially if it's a public bathroom. Even if you didn't touch your private parts at all, even if you didn't have the decency to pull the water, you still touched that door to lock yourself in. So many people did. And if you're one of those who don't wash their hands, imagine how many more people like this are out there, using that same toilette as you. I dunno, I'd feel too dirty.
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Joseph Roberts 6 years ago
Take your age, divide by 2, add 7 or 8. This is the minimum age someone has to be for you to date them without it being weird.
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Cristina Steele 6 years ago
A poke in the butt or a tug on the covers will also make him stop... and YOU WON’T KILL THE MAN.
LaMyrth 6 years ago
My mother grabs the covers and pulls them of my dad. This way he has to sit up and grab them to cover him again (all while still sleeping) and the snoring stops.
Load More Replies... tuzdayschild 6 years ago
I'm sure that's a good solution. You can share it with your cellmate one day.
Octavia Hansen 6 years ago
Ear plugs work for me. I also use them while driving (I can still hear a siren) and at the movies. Pick and choose what you spend your time and hearing on . . .
Alex Bailey 6 years ago
Deaf people are legally allowed to drive and sirens also come with blue lights in case they can't be heard.
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CrunChewy McSandybutt 6 years ago
There have been quite a few studies that show attractiveness plays an important role in career success.
rakuninaru 6 years ago
That is true in my job. Everybody assumes the attractive lady is smarter than the rest so they listen to her more, and take their ideas more seriously
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Shawn 6 years ago
Reevaluate your relationship. Why do people stay in them when they clearly don't want to?
CrunChewy McSandybutt 6 years ago
I find it's usually for financial reasons.
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Ksenia M 6 years ago
I'm sorry, what the hell is wrong with those women having sex with their kid's friends?! Jesus...
Unicornstar 6 years ago
They probably have watched the American Pie movies too often.
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Hard 2 Guess 6 years ago
Hold up... in the same room, next to you guys doing the deed? How? Was he passed out or something?
#80
Alex Bailey 6 years ago
I've never eaten a pop-tart and don't plan on changing that any time soon.
Chantel Atwell 6 years ago
I totally prefer them untoasted. Tried that once. It's too hot. Not very enjoyable. Love 'em room temperature <3
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
They're also good refrigerated. Brown sugar cinnamon, yum!
Load More Replies... Daria B 6 years ago (edited)
Me neither. Cultural differences. Didn't even know you were supposed to toast them. But I'm not sure I actually know what they are. What I ate looked like some kind of crispy biscuit with chocolatey topping. It was written "pop tart" on the package, so I assumed. Can't imagine toasting that up, really.
Jonathon Smith 6 years ago
They are good cold. Any time I toast them they just end up burning me and don't taste any better for it.
#81
Demi Zwaan 6 years ago
That's just sad. I wish my SO made more then me. Preferably enough so I could quit working altogether D:
#82
Demi Zwaan 6 years ago
You can! Get in touch with a (no kill) shelter and find a new, loving home for him! You're not happy, he's not happy, go do something about it.
Mike Ward 6 years ago
you can unadopt your dog, advertise for a new family. It won't matter that the dog is young or old. My family used to adopt dogs when I was a kid, we had young ones, old ones, cats, birds, rabbits, etc. You shouldn't feel guilty that the situation changed, whether you can no longer afford it or you just don't want it any more, equally valid reasons to rehome a pet. But please, PLEASE, don't leave it on the side of the road somewhere or something like that, take the time to rehome it right, you'll be guilt free and can be happy for it then, it'll be worth it in the end.
María Hermida 6 years ago
Look for a good house for the poor animal. They deserve love, not indiference!
Octavia Hansen 6 years ago
Maybe you're just not a dog person. Lots of things seem like a good idea at the time, then don't actually work out. Find a good home for the dog and don't repeat this portion of your life.
#83
Sue Prewitt 6 years ago
The water doesn't disappear, you aren't wasting it. But you are wasting your money and it has to go through treatment again.
Jonathon Smith 6 years ago
You absolutely can waste water! It either comes from a finite reservoir which may or may not re-fill next wet season (best case) or an aquifer which we have no way of re-filling in a human lifespan (worst case).
Load More Replies... Tacitus86 6 years ago (edited)
I mean, you can't really 'waste' water. It always is reused somewhere in some form on the planet. You are just wasting your money.
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Troux 6 years ago
I wish I could get all of these people in a room to talk it out and realize that they aren't that bad, or at least don't have to be. There is a lot to learn here from others' mistakes and it seems like some of these people have already learned from their own.
Miklós Nagy 6 years ago
Well, the two guy who had sex with their best friend's mom are that bad.
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What's In Your Head? 6 years ago
Seeing that same bear 84 times in a row got weird really fast...
Miklós Nagy 6 years ago
Not sure what's more scary. The fact that how many people banged their "best friends'" mom, or how many mother had sex with their son's allegedly best friends.
Biljana Malesevic 6 years ago
If you don't hurt any living being in the process, then it's not that bad.
Hamsa24 6 years ago
I feel guilty because I couldn't remember most of my childhood memories or college memories..when my friends or family member share the moments I couldn't recollect any of those moments.
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
Yes, I blocked out a lot of good with the bad. I think it was a totally worthwhile trade-off.
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Jacey Brenda King 6 years ago
I really don't care for animals all that much and it makes me feel like I'm a bad person sometimes. I just... really like human people more than animals. Every time I tell someone I don't much care for animals, they act like I'm from Mars.....
Octavia Hansen 6 years ago
People are only human. Shame they don't realize that everything they do isn't as monumental as they have come to view their actions. Most people don't remember, only the people doing it at the time. Still feel guilty? They should do something nice for someone, some animal, do a good deed and balance karma in their life. You can't be responsible for the universe, do what you can in your own life. Cause no harm. Spread some joy. Sometimes it's the best a human can do . . .
Troux 6 years ago
I wish I could get all of these people in a room to talk it out and realize that they aren't that bad, or at least don't have to be. There is a lot to learn here from others' mistakes and it seems like some of these people have already learned from their own.
Miklós Nagy 6 years ago
Well, the two guy who had sex with their best friend's mom are that bad.
Load More Replies... What's In Your Head? 6 years ago
Seeing that same bear 84 times in a row got weird really fast...
Miklós Nagy 6 years ago
Not sure what's more scary. The fact that how many people banged their "best friends'" mom, or how many mother had sex with their son's allegedly best friends.
Biljana Malesevic 6 years ago
If you don't hurt any living being in the process, then it's not that bad.
Hamsa24 6 years ago
I feel guilty because I couldn't remember most of my childhood memories or college memories..when my friends or family member share the moments I couldn't recollect any of those moments.
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
Yes, I blocked out a lot of good with the bad. I think it was a totally worthwhile trade-off.
Load More Replies... Jacey Brenda King 6 years ago
I really don't care for animals all that much and it makes me feel like I'm a bad person sometimes. I just... really like human people more than animals. Every time I tell someone I don't much care for animals, they act like I'm from Mars.....
Octavia Hansen 6 years ago
People are only human. Shame they don't realize that everything they do isn't as monumental as they have come to view their actions. Most people don't remember, only the people doing it at the time. Still feel guilty? They should do something nice for someone, some animal, do a good deed and balance karma in their life. You can't be responsible for the universe, do what you can in your own life. Cause no harm. Spread some joy. Sometimes it's the best a human can do . . .
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