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There are communities online dedicated to jerk behavior. In them, people post their stories pondering who is in the wrong and who should own up to their mistakes. “Should I have threatened my wife with divorce?” “Should I have sold the house without telling her?” “Should I be taking care of our newborn baby?” There’s confusion, there are different sides, miscommunications and misrepresentations—in other words, it’s juicy with ambiguity.

This list has none of that. Here, there’s no pondering, no other side, no other possible options—just pure, unadulterated jerks. Undeniable, unapologetic, unabashed jerk-y jerks that hopefully will get their portion of karma served sooner rather than later.

Do you wish to get disappointed by humanity? Are you in the mood to get your mood ruined? Then scroll down to witness the jerks and feel your blood pressure rise as if you’re doing cardio. You’re welcome.

#1

People That Do This Are The Jerks

People That Do This Are The Jerks

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The infamous Am I The [Jerk]? (AITA) community on Reddit has become quite popular in recent years. The subreddit was created back in 2013, gained popularity in 2018, and by 2019 July had over 1 million members. Now, 10 years in, it has versions in multiple languages such as German and Portuguese and stands at 11 million users and counting.

The premise is simple: you post your morally questionable situation for the world to peruse and judge and wait 18 hours for people to do so. Then, the votes are tallied up and it is revealed whether the majority of the readers consider you a jerk or not. In fact, there are four different judgements you can be issued: You’re the [Jerk] (YTA), Not the [Jerk] (NTA), No [Jerks] Here (NAH), Everyone Sucks Here (ESH).

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    #2

    I Don't Understand Why People Can't Carry Out Their Own Trash. Especially At A State Park

    I Don't Understand Why People Can't Carry Out Their Own Trash. Especially At A State Park

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    Satan Laughs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl Scouts taught me to pick up other people’s trash as well as leaving the forest cleaner than I found it. Always. Even when drunk.

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    #3

    Well That's Unfortunate

    Well That's Unfortunate

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, just no. Just keep your soiled paws off of someone else's food.

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    The phenomenon of the subreddit didn’t go unnoticed by scientists. In a 2022 study, a group of Australian researchers looked at 100,000 posts from the subreddit to see how this internet space reflects on the state of our ethics.

    They came back with a few curious takeaways. The first is that the majority of the inquiries are related to either relationships or communication. The second is that they usually contain two different topics. This could be a clash between family and money or loyalty and honesty.

    #4

    This Guy In Front Of Me At The Movie Theater. He Had The Brightness All The Way Up

    This Guy In Front Of Me At The Movie Theater. He Had The Brightness All The Way Up

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    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the Pathé theaters in the Netherlands, when these kind of things happen, you can text a number which is shown on the screen before the movie starts. Staff will then come to speak to the person and, if no contribution is made, remove them from the room.

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    #5

    Lady Wants A Refund Because Of The Divorce

    Lady Wants A Refund Because Of The Divorce

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the second braincell when you need it?

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    #6

    Woke Up And Saw My Door Removed By My Parents. I Asked Them "Why?" And They Replied With "Privacy Isn't Necessary"

    Woke Up And Saw My Door Removed By My Parents. I Asked Them "Why?" And They Replied With "Privacy Isn't Necessary"

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    Teodor Negru
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's how you get kids that the moment they can get out of the house, get out and never look back, never talk to their parents anymore, and the parents are just falbbergasted

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    The third insight is probably the most compelling one that speaks a lot to the nuances that come with ethical decisions. That is that the “final verdicts do not line up with the moral concerns in the original stories in any simple way.” This means that a seemingly straightforward question such as “Should I support my wife’s dream aspiration?” gets way more complicated once it is revealed that the wife is crossing agreed-upon boundaries and is lying about it. In other words, the devil is in the details.

    #7

    It's 3 AM. There Are No Lights On In My House

    It's 3 AM. There Are No Lights On In My House

    My neighbor has installed a floodlight that lights up my house (including my bedroom) from 7 pm to 7 am every night.

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    quentariel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a mirror and direct the light back, preferrably to their bedroom window.

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    #8

    How People Leave An Airplane

    How People Leave An Airplane

    Unbelievable the lack of respect people have, this is an Air Algiers flight from Montreal to Algeria.

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear, I'm almost ready to consign at least half of the human population to oblivion after seeing this. It's so rude, senseless and...and.......just aaahhhhhhgggggg

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    #9

    Nothing Better Than Special-Flavored Bacon

    Nothing Better Than Special-Flavored Bacon

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can be a bit of a LOUD-MOUTH, so I would say what the #@&$ you pig? Stop that now. Oh, and I'm always looking to correct imbeciles.

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I firmly believe that public humiliation is the only thing troglodytes like this understand. I can also be a bit loud and have no problem calling out jerks in public.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No, sir. You don't have to hatch those eggs yourself. We sell chicken in another section."

    The mad duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GET YOUR FAT F*****G MUFFIN TOP, LARD JAR EATING A*S OFF MA F*****G FOOD YOU ROOM TEMPERATURE IQ LOOKING SWINE !!!!!!!!

    Julie Zugz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't stand for the 30 mins it takes to shop, you're done shopping. Send someone else. Or get one of those scooters. Or use a service like Instacart. There are other options. You do NOT sit on the meat!

    CG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm usually not a violent person, but I think if I saw someone doing this, they deserve to be slapped by every passerby.

    Pewpie Diaper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir shop lifting is a crime! Please remove the tube of sausage from your rear!

    Andy Cran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the type of person who if confronted with "excuse me sir,can you not sit on the produce or the machinery as it's not designed to be sat upon" would bust a vein in anger extolling the virtues of a free country and how dare one tell him where he can or cannot sit , probably with some b******t disability excuses on top.... another cockwomble graces our gazes

    Stardrop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UGH. If you need to sit during a grocery trip, get one of the scooter carts! DO NOT SIT ON THE FOOD!!

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scoop up everything on that shelf and say "You shat on it, you bought it" and then dump it in his trolley. Don't let him put it back

    imagae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Voted for Trump. I’d bet my last dime on that.

    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Context? He's petty large, maybe he has diabetes, and has a sugar low. Maybe he has epilepsy, and feels an episode coming on. Maybe he just got a call that his only daughter died. No idea what is going on in this picture.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this an old picture? Or was that a woman sitting on bread?

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a woman on a pack of toast ... and this dude on a pack of some cooled good that I can't identify. It might be bacon, it might be cheese, it might be ... a lot of things would be possible.

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    Hagebumi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he was dizzy and there were no other places to sit? I just can't imagine anyone willingly sitting on cold bacon in a refrigerator.

    Delight Disaster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I was just looking for the sweaty a*s section in the meats - thanks for locating it for me

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may have thought that the rump roast sign read "rump roost".

    Liam Parks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sheesh its nasty but if he has dietary issues that FORCE him to rest then so be it but YUCK

    Audrey Martin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't give this individual excuses 😡 if there was an emergency, neither of them would be this chilled (pun not intended) he is probably ignorant of what he's doing wrong. I worked in retail for a few years and I saw too much of this behavior. Just call management.. Even Karens wouldn't be called out for that!

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    Alex Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope that was not at my HEB. That is disgusting. I truly hope someone said something to him.

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I have to wonder- how does he sleep?

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what the motorized shopping cart is for.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the looks of him, he won’t be doing it much longer !

    CJay M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some bacon on the bacon… hams on the ham… backside on the baby backs,

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the butcher has a sale on. Chop it yourself pork, one day only!

    Axisgaymtf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nahh..he is the pig..

    Seçil Yeşilağaç
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am almost certain that this is photoshopped.

    imagae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God is this repulsive.

    Snakeloverforever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya cause all we need is c**p in our food.

    Paddling Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next pandemic coming up in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 ....

    Sara Harvilla
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is VERY disgusting and I would never do it, but there is no place to sit in many stores. Why? People do sometimes get dizzy or light-headed. (I passed out in Wal-Mart once with both of my pregnancies.) People with disabilities sometimes overestimate their strength. How about just some benches, please?

    Cymruman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone that obviously needs B***h Slapping, into yesterday!!

    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not knowing the context of the image, there's the possibility he sat down because of a medical condition, and sitting there is better than collapsing on the floor... he doesn't look to be in the best shape.

    GothamQueen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this from #peopleofwalmart?

    EJN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The store manager needs to have a talk with this guy AND his wife. If he cannot make it through the store without sitting on the food, he has two choices, 1) buy the food - all the food he contaminates OR 2) get a wheelchair to use while shopping.

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately we can't actually punish stupid and rude Hopefully we embarrass them at least

    Pamelot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to walk past this disgusting...

    Jan Kelley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an H-E-B store in Texas. They definitely have scooter baskets, mostly used by morbidly obese shoppers, which is frustrating AF when shopping with my stroke survivor friend.

    Lara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This to me is the absolute worst. Its just a total disrespect for the world around you.

    Karl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he sitting on the A*s-trami?

    Rabbit Of ill Portent(she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually, in public, if I happen upon someone acting fucky in front of god and country, I keep my thoughts to myself. But THIS? oh no. Rabbit will shame this d!ck to the ground.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but this is reprehensible to me

    LadyVischuss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw them out of the store, banned them for life, but first make them pay for everything that he sat on or directly near it.

    Maria B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DAFUDGE- I recall a costco worker not wanting to sneeze on the food samples she was serving, so she sneezed in the cooler (one like in this picture) next to her. She was clearly sicker than a dog and this was during the height of the pandemic. I reported it to management after a struggle with my conscience- this was never acceptable and this woman needed to be - NOT there.

    Floweybp
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people just sit wherever?!

    Patricia Steward
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he wasn't feeling well and didn't have a choice.

    dremetrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having worked in a medical facility I've seen many circumstances under which someone - no matter their weight - may instantly lose the ability to stand, wherever they are, that's where they're now sitting. I've also dealt with a******s no matter the weight who will behave in very selfish behaviour that can have negative consequences on others because they just don't care. Whether it's the former or the latter for this instance, it's really sad that people immediately gravitated to 'fat' as the problem and the insult. Oh, and while I'm commenting anyway, I'll also point out for those who are suggesting the store has scooters, where I live most have 1-3 tops, and if they're broken or in use, you're out of luck. As someone else pointed out there are never any places to sit in stores (and these days often no place to sit anywhere!), so anyone with mobility issues, no matter their weight, has to deal with that.

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    Sunny Day
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a video floating around of a woman sitting in a similar position - with her pants down as she pees in an empty segment of the cooler.

    Christian Golden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the last person who needs to be anywhere near the sausages.

    Ben
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry. -From America

    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not trying to fat shame. But this couldn't have been the first time he couldn't make it through without a rest. When you are that bad, get one of the drivable carts.

    Kevin J. Henning
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably more effective than on line shaming.

    L. Murphy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you cant walk through a supermarket without having to sit, lose weight, get a scooter or stay the f**k home.

    sharyn turnicky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if he or she would buy this food and eat it? Looks like a post for social medias

    MaryEllen Rech
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man is probably in pain & needs to be using a scooter if they have one. I really don't think he's being a jerk.

    JeanW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe some persons dont own mirrors at home... Its a good practice to once in a while study one's profile and correct what needs to...🤣

    Kerry Ericksson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he's been on a Bacon Diet for some time

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't sit there. The butcher just couldn't quite fit him in the pork case.

    to old to care
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has got to be in the USA. No other country would put up with this - and the size of the jerk. (yes, I am from the USA)

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see bacon. Only a fat pig!

    BigCityLady
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    Since he’s incapable of walking through the grocery store maybe he should have kept his A*S at home……😤

    Imagineer
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    2 years ago

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    I can't stand fat people. Sorry.

    Duckie Measles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be grateful you haven't had a medical issue that causes weight gain. But if karma is real, perhaps you'll be fat someday.

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    Frank Russell
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    2 years ago

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    Last place that over-eating fat-a$$ needs to be is in a grocery store.

    Rostit. .
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    2 years ago

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    new balance and fat guy shorts. Dude needs to lay off.. everything. his beetus calves are looking like they're about to give out.

    George D
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    2 years ago

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    How does one allow their gut to get like that? That takes years and years of not giving a c**p.

    Mike Fitzpatrick
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    These kind of people make me want to vomit. If you can't stand your fat @ss long enough to do the grocery shopping, keep it in the car! Pigs.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the large stores here, they have electric scooters for people, with a cart attached.

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    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago

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    Supermarkets have nowhere to sit down. Literally nowhere. When I had leg pain, I had to sit down on whatever was available, like potting mix or television screens. The a-holes are the supermarkets not this guy.

    quentariel
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's true, but most people have the decency to sit on hard, non-edible things. Like who can seriously think it's okay to sit on a food other people are gonna buy? (although I think those packets are so squished no-one would buy them anymore.)

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    This only speaks to how perfectly the subreddit reflects the real world. Ethics is messy and there seems to be no straightforward way to solve a typical situation because there’s no such thing as a typical situation. Each case is different in its own way and judging them by some set-in-stone principles can be wrong. 

    #10

    Amazon Said It Was Delivered 2 Weeks Ago. Couldn't Find It, Snow Finally Melted A Bit (1/2 Mile Away From House)

    Amazon Said It Was Delivered 2 Weeks Ago. Couldn't Find It, Snow Finally Melted A Bit (1/2 Mile Away From House)

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    #11

    Wearing This Shirt At A Kids Trampoline Park

    Wearing This Shirt At A Kids Trampoline Park

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    Will Cable
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They said that the vaccine was just a small prick

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    #12

    A Generous Tip For Someone Working At A Restaurant

    A Generous Tip For Someone Working At A Restaurant

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    KJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they think they are hilarious, hopefully their socks are always damp.

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    Another study found that the members of the AITA community tend to prefer the positive stories, those in which they absolve the authors who end up being right after all. Those end up being upvoted the most. This shows that naturally tend to see the good in people and like to root for the protagonist instead of condemning them. It also speaks to our desire for complexity. It gives us a glimpse into a situation where nuance does matter.

    #13

    Just Why? The Trash Can Is Right There

    Just Why? The Trash Can Is Right There

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    Menacing Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly don't understand these types of people

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    #14

    My Uncle's Suitcase After His Flight

    My Uncle's Suitcase After His Flight

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the Sam Hill did they do with it - throw it into the propeller??

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    #15

    A Local Restaurant Offered Free Meals While The Community Is Still Recovering From Multiple Tornados. This Person's Response:

    A Local Restaurant Offered Free Meals While The Community Is Still Recovering From Multiple Tornados. This Person's Response:

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    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May your food always be lukewarm and too salty.

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    The same study also found that people who do share negative stories actually prefer to do so in the subreddits dedicated to confessions, such as Off My Chest or Confessions. There, people know they are in the wrong and don’t typically seek any validation for their actions.

    #16

    Complain About Free Tickets

    Complain About Free Tickets

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    #17

    Built A 7-Foot Privacy Fence. Neighbor Raised His By 2 Feet And Put A Camera Facing Into My Backyard

    Built A 7-Foot Privacy Fence. Neighbor Raised His By 2 Feet And Put A Camera Facing Into My Backyard

    I've been having problems with this neighbor since they moved in years ago. They originally built their fence 2 feet into my property in early 2020. I had to pay for a boundary survey and a lawyer to get them to correct their mistake. Decided to build a privacy fence and be done with them once and for all this past November. One month later they raise the height of their fence and this pops up (facing front to back). Police won't do anything and I can't afford a civil suit (Texas).

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    Sum Guy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    raise just a part of your fence to cover the camera... also make sure that you can move it for when the ultimately move it to another spot

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    #18

    Went To A Concert And Got The Umbrella View (Yes I Asked Her To Put It Away… She Did Not)

    Went To A Concert And Got The Umbrella View (Yes I Asked Her To Put It Away… She Did Not)

    Went to Beyoncé’s stadium show and this lady blocked my entire view of the stage…

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How rude. And on purpose, I'll wager. What a twat of a human being. I would have "accidentally" lit that frickin umbrella on fire.

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    After quantifying all the data, the researchers also found that the subreddit’s community only minimally cares about the poster's gender or age. Young females tend to get more favorable judgements than older males, but only by a small margin. As the impact is very slight, the paper concludes that “age and gender have a minimal effect on whether a user is judged to have positive or negative moral valence.” This means the community tends to be quite objective when judging others’ moral behavior.

    #19

    I Let A Friend Stay At My Place For Two Nights While I Was Out Of Town

    I Let A Friend Stay At My Place For Two Nights While I Was Out Of Town

    It was neat and clean when I gave her the keys. This is how she left the living room. Most of the stuff in boxes and bags is from my kitchen and bedroom. Why?

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll tell you why. Your friend was tweaking on meth or coke.

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    #20

    Why Are Loud Video/Speaker Phone Calls Now A Spectator Sport In Public?

    Why Are Loud Video/Speaker Phone Calls Now A Spectator Sport In Public?

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    #21

    How The Cop That Lives In My Complex Parks Every Day

    How The Cop That Lives In My Complex Parks Every Day

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    All in all, it seems like, just like plenty of philosophers, the Am I The [Jerk] community is fascinated by the workings of morality and ethics. The nuances are often fascinating and show us that no one decision is as straightforward as it might seem. Unless you’re talking about choosing to endlessly scroll on your phone at the cinema. There’s no justifiable reason for that. Or is there?

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    #22

    Had To Sit In Different Seats At The Theater Because This Is What We Found In The Seats We Had Reserved

    Had To Sit In Different Seats At The Theater Because This Is What We Found In The Seats We Had Reserved

    Travotaku Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use their feet as an extra set of armrests, they will soon move.

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    #23

    When The Person In Front Of You In A Drive-Through Line Refuses To Move Up A Few Feet So You Can Order

    When The Person In Front Of You In A Drive-Through Line Refuses To Move Up A Few Feet So You Can Order

    chocandcholl Report

    #24

    Attorney Near Me Found A Camera In The Carter Co. Jail Attorney Room

    Attorney Near Me Found A Camera In The Carter Co. Jail Attorney Room

    CutoffThought Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that is super duper very extremely illegal.

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    #25

    Someone Broke Into My Home Last Night And Stole All My Kids' Gifts. Merry Christmas, Everyone

    Someone Broke Into My Home Last Night And Stole All My Kids' Gifts. Merry Christmas, Everyone

    We were at the library around 7 pm and some truly awesome person stole my 3 and 5-year-old's Christmas presents. Luckily I had 1 each put up from Santa. Also stole my small safe with backup money. Someone just tell me it’s going to be okay. I feel like I’m dreaming. It’s 1 am and not only do I not feel safe in my own home, I am devastated for my kids. Heartbroken is an understatement. Also, if you’re wondering - this is an RV.

    ivegotnothingbuttime Report

    Lydsylou
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my days that is absolutely disgusting behaviour

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    #26

    I Went To A Wedding, Got There Early, Found A Decent Seat With A Good View. Minutes Before The Nuptials Started, This Lady Sat Down In Front Of Me

    I Went To A Wedding, Got There Early, Found A Decent Seat With A Good View. Minutes Before The Nuptials Started, This Lady Sat Down In Front Of Me

    She did not care one bit that her fan blocked the view of every person sitting behind her.

    Jen_With_Just_One_N Report

    Piet Zwanenburg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seats Empty in front of her, so not a real problem, just move, you never going to win it from stupidity anyway.

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    #27

    Stealing Catalytic Converters In Broad Daylight

    Stealing Catalytic Converters In Broad Daylight

    arthurdent00 Report

    #28

    $20 A Ticket To Sit Next To This Loser Writing A Paper, Texting, Talking To His Friends, Reacting Out Loud Playing Games On His Phone

    $20 A Ticket To Sit Next To This Loser Writing A Paper, Texting, Talking To His Friends, Reacting Out Loud Playing Games On His Phone

    IX-XI911 Report

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does nobody know how to say "SHUT THE FúCK UP AND CLOSE YOUR LAPTOP!" any more? I can guarantee almost everyone else there is thinking it.

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    #29

    Took My Kids To McDonald's Drive Thru. I'm Guessing The Person In The Car In Front Of Me Asked For No Pickles

    Took My Kids To McDonald's Drive Thru. I'm Guessing The Person In The Car In Front Of Me Asked For No Pickles

    WhimsicalBeginner Report

    #30

    This Person Has A Three-Car Garage And A Large Driveway But Parks On The Sidewalk

    This Person Has A Three-Car Garage And A Large Driveway But Parks On The Sidewalk

    dubbs4president Report

    #31

    Someone Keeps Using My Bike As A Trash Bin

    Someone Keeps Using My Bike As A Trash Bin

    sad_sad_banana Report

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I drive a pick up and I often find garbage in the bed. Fast food wrappers, cigarette butts, etc. It's very annoying and disrespectful.

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    #32

    This Family Taking Up An Entire Sightseeing Platform So Nobody Else Can Take Photos

    This Family Taking Up An Entire Sightseeing Platform So Nobody Else Can Take Photos

    It's a long weekend so Wilson's Promontory was very busy, a lot of people missed out on great photos and views because these people wanted it for themselves.

    Jonno_FTW Report

    Satan Laughs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d walk my happy a*s on over and light up a Jo in t.

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    #33

    People Are Robbing Grass At A Square That Is Being Constructed In My Neighborhood

    People Are Robbing Grass At A Square That Is Being Constructed In My Neighborhood

    nicbsc Report

    #34

    This Sign At My Doctor's Office. Who Does This?

    This Sign At My Doctor's Office. Who Does This?

    polygonai Report

    David A Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who does this? Nurses. I've known two nurses who were kleptomaniacs, who consided it a challenge to steal from everyone they visited. And I mean everyone.

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    #35

    Why? The Cart Return Was Only Like 25 Feet Away

    Why? The Cart Return Was Only Like 25 Feet Away

    Serenity__Now__ Report

    Megan Curl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This drives me bananas. Return the cart you lazy turds - it’s not that difficult. Also, karma dictates that your car will be hit by one of these in the future.

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    #36

    Roommate Crashed My Car While Borrowing It To Go To Work Then Refuses To Pay Anything Unless I Let Her Continue To Drive It In The Future

    Roommate Crashed My Car While Borrowing It To Go To Work Then Refuses To Pay Anything Unless I Let Her Continue To Drive It In The Future

    AloisDA Report

    Castles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to the police n say she took it without asking, karma is a b***h

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    #37

    This Jerk Who Parked On The Handicap Stripes In A Hospital Parking Garage

    This Jerk Who Parked On The Handicap Stripes In A Hospital Parking Garage

    lannister77 Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be such a shame if someone reported them and they got towed!

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    #38

    Three Semis Going The Same Speed

    Three Semis Going The Same Speed

    chiefmaxson Report

    Derek Downing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most trucks in US governed to only go 5-10 mph below the speed limit. Takes forever for one to pass another.

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    #39

    Username Checks Out

    Username Checks Out

    777jorgeivan Report

    #40

    Swapping Your Nasty Shoes With New Ones At The Store

    Swapping Your Nasty Shoes With New Ones At The Store

    bighag Report

    #41

    What Is Wrong With People? Open Your Own Mail

    What Is Wrong With People? Open Your Own Mail

    CashmirFunk Report

    Raptor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In other words they wanted to see if they could steal your birthday money

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    #42

    Why Do People Think This Is Okay?

    Why Do People Think This Is Okay?

    World-Wide-Ebb Report

    #43

    Contractor Drills Through Ceiling Right Into My Bathtub

    Contractor Drills Through Ceiling Right Into My Bathtub

    reddit.com Report

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a hole there. Could fill the bathtub and see what mayhem ensues.

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    #44

    Someone Crashed Into Our Wall And Drove Off Last Night

    Someone Crashed Into Our Wall And Drove Off Last Night

    windowsol Report

    Debbie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the girl from the previous post, that doesn't want to pay for the damage unless she can continue to drive the car!

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    #45

    Guy In Front Of Me Refused To Take Off His Hat After I Told Him It Was Blocking My View

    Guy In Front Of Me Refused To Take Off His Hat After I Told Him It Was Blocking My View

    greenoctopusink Report

    #46

    This Absolute Misunderstanding Of How Superchargers Work

    This Absolute Misunderstanding Of How Superchargers Work

    reddit.com Report

    #47

    Somebody Unbolted The Whole Bike Rack In An Attempt To Steal My Bike. When The Lock Didn't Fit, They Just Stole The Tires Instead

    Somebody Unbolted The Whole Bike Rack In An Attempt To Steal My Bike. When The Lock Didn't Fit, They Just Stole The Tires Instead

    Ok_Entrepreneur6268 Report

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May your socks always be damp and your pillow always be warm on both sides.

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    #48

    Growing Up My Parents Refused To Ever Get Me Dolls Or Accessories. Now I’m In My 20s And They Have Decided To Buy Obnoxious Doll Stuff Each Year And Laugh In My Face

    Growing Up My Parents Refused To Ever Get Me Dolls Or Accessories. Now I’m In My 20s And They Have Decided To Buy Obnoxious Doll Stuff Each Year And Laugh In My Face

    This was this year’s “gift”.

    xlostinimaginationx Report

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you celebrating Christmas with them? Your parents and the spirit of Christmas are in direct opposition to each other. Go and have Christmas on your own or with friends or just pretend to be out of town. You owe your parents nothing. If they weren't your parents, you wouldn't touch them with a ten-foot barge pole, so go on, take the plunge and have yourself a Merry Little Christmas! God bless!

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    #49

    This Has To Be A Joke

    This Has To Be A Joke

    enzoastoria Report

    #50

    Went To Costco To Grab A Rotisserie Chicken For The Weekend, But This Lady Beat Everyone To It

    Went To Costco To Grab A Rotisserie Chicken For The Weekend, But This Lady Beat Everyone To It

    Hustleham7 Report

    Hokuloa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean that sucks, but technically there is nothing wrong with that. People do still use Costco as a restaurant supply and frankly, their chickens are often cheaper and easier to buy than to make. Its not like some sort of hoarding, scammy situation.

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    #51

    The Dumbell Rack At My Local Gym

    The Dumbell Rack At My Local Gym

    KOL_Endless Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK. I'll be the one to say it - Not the only dumbells in this gym.

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    #52

    Went To My First Car Meet As A Mum. Spent Hours Wrapping My Car, Only For A Girl To Come Up To It, Laugh, And Take Photos Of All The Bad Spots On My Wrap

    Went To My First Car Meet As A Mum. Spent Hours Wrapping My Car, Only For A Girl To Come Up To It, Laugh, And Take Photos Of All The Bad Spots On My Wrap

    She thought I wasn’t the owner because I had a pram.

    Sukeban34 Report

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks good to me. She's just a useless 💩

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    #53

    People Who Leave Their Trash On Shelves In Stores

    People Who Leave Their Trash On Shelves In Stores

    ADGM1868 Report

    Alexander Brior
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a trip to Walmart if you don't see a mostly-empty coffee cup on a shelf

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    #54

    Don’t Text And Drive

    Don’t Text And Drive

    nakedlytwin580 Report

    CG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Practice what your bumper sticker preaches. Bloody hypocrite.

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    #55

    This Happened To My Car While I Was At Work. Makes Me Sad

    This Happened To My Car While I Was At Work. Makes Me Sad

    monstervsme Report

    #56

    This Jerk Double-Parked In Handicapped Parking Spaces Outside Of A Nursing Home Without Handicapped Tags. I Am Infuriated

    This Jerk Double-Parked In Handicapped Parking Spaces Outside Of A Nursing Home Without Handicapped Tags. I Am Infuriated

    FoxSanjuro Report

    #57

    While I Wasn’t The One Having To Smell Her Feet, This Is The Worst Type Of Person

    While I Wasn’t The One Having To Smell Her Feet, This Is The Worst Type Of Person

    MoneyIsTheRootOfFun Report

    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like the movie theater people slowly chew on their toes and they will stop

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    #58

    Not Sure Why Anyone Thinks It's Okay To Write In Permanent Marker On Anyone's Car

    Not Sure Why Anyone Thinks It's Okay To Write In Permanent Marker On Anyone's Car

    lukev5656 Report

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BeCaUsE thEm ArE bEiNg VeRy ChRiStIaNiAcS.

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    #59

    You Get A Free, Clean Towel Every Time You Visit This Gym. All You Need To Do Is Throw It In A Basket When You Leave And They Will Look After It

    You Get A Free, Clean Towel Every Time You Visit This Gym. All You Need To Do Is Throw It In A Basket When You Leave And They Will Look After It

    What does it say about a person who can't even be bothered to do that? It takes zero effort.

    feckthis3 Report

    CG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like, legit, it's so easy to drop it in the basket. At my gym, you can get a free towel to use (provided you have the right membership), and the dirty towel bin/basket is at the entrance of the changing room.

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    #60

    Leaving Your Pistachio Shells At The Movie Theater

    Leaving Your Pistachio Shells At The Movie Theater

    TwasAKuntNugget Report

    Glenn Schroeder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not making excuses, but at least they're in the cup holder and not scattered all over the floor.

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    #61

    Just In Time For Christmas

    Just In Time For Christmas

    MikeOxHuge Report

    GlassHalfWay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone got a "new" set of tires for Christmas

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    #62

    Smoking On The Bus

    Smoking On The Bus

    Klutzy_Fool Report

    CG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust me, I've seen that before in my city. The bus drivers (unfortunately) do nothing to fix the problem.

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    #63

    Jerk Neighbors Blocked Off The Street To My House So No One Could Get Through

    Jerk Neighbors Blocked Off The Street To My House So No One Could Get Through

    Mikittens Report

    #64

    Some Jerk Buried Shrapnel All Over My Local Beach

    Some Jerk Buried Shrapnel All Over My Local Beach

    Tried to find as much as I could. Probably still a bunch more buried.

    tacomaster05 Report

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Report it. This is classed as domestic terrorism because it looks like it was an intentional act with the goal of causing harm

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    #65

    Wants To Record The Whole Flight From The Middle Seat

    Wants To Record The Whole Flight From The Middle Seat

    LocallySourcedWeirdo Report

    #66

    Girl Sitting In Front Of My Wife On A Flight

    Girl Sitting In Front Of My Wife On A Flight

    She did that 5-6 times during a 3-hour flight. When telling her, she was quite annoyed… I mean, “What is wrong with my hair above your book/food/whatever?”

    gitty7456 Report

    #67

    Please Act Like Adults And Clean Up After Yourselves

    Please Act Like Adults And Clean Up After Yourselves

    KevinYohannes Report

    Serigala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it that in Singapore you are required by law to clean up your table.

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    #68

    People Sweat, That's Fine, But Who Leaves Their Puddles Behind Like This Without Wiping Them Down?

    People Sweat, That's Fine, But Who Leaves Their Puddles Behind Like This Without Wiping Them Down?

    PhazonPhoenix5 Report

    #69

    My Trombone After My Friend Jumped On It

    My Trombone After My Friend Jumped On It

    Kaleb_Dill Report

    Silver5trike
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get the ex-friend to pay for it. From experience instruments are expensive

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    #70

    Someone Broke Into My Car Last Night. I Have Nothing To Steal Except A USB Cable. Someone Stole My USB Cable. Yeah

    Someone Broke Into My Car Last Night. I Have Nothing To Steal Except A USB Cable. Someone Stole My USB Cable. Yeah

    Epidemiology2 Report

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is the way they smash the little window too as if to say "It's OK I didn't cause much damage"...But when there is no real punishment for their actions things only escalate.

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    #71

    Why Are People So Insistent? I Texted Them An Hour Ago That I Was About To Eat - Proceeded To Call The Whole Time

    Why Are People So Insistent? I Texted Them An Hour Ago That I Was About To Eat - Proceeded To Call The Whole Time

    I've had a long sweaty day, just wanted to come home to finally relax and eat. Not allowed. Still calling and texting as I write this. I'm so angry about being bombarded that I've lost my appetite.

    koinkadink Report

    #72

    Fresh Refurb At The Pub I Work At And Someone Decided To Write A Review Of The Paint Job

    Fresh Refurb At The Pub I Work At And Someone Decided To Write A Review Of The Paint Job

    Sister_Ceres Report

    #73

    Don't Do Gender Reveals In Public Places, And If You Do, Clean Up After Yourself

    Don't Do Gender Reveals In Public Places, And If You Do, Clean Up After Yourself

    CivilizedPsycho Report

    #74

    People Who Just Leave Their Stuff On A Workout Machine And Disappear For 15 Minutes! I Only Needed 10 Minutes I Could Have Been Done Already

    People Who Just Leave Their Stuff On A Workout Machine And Disappear For 15 Minutes! I Only Needed 10 Minutes I Could Have Been Done Already

    Lizardking1967 Report

    #75

    My Uber Driver Has A Urine Bottle Sitting Inches Away From My Foot

    My Uber Driver Has A Urine Bottle Sitting Inches Away From My Foot

    k_pickles Report

    Mavis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's got his own portable bathroom. Pee bottle, hand sanitiser....just dont look in the glove box.

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    #76

    Turns Out Even Cyclists Can Park Like Jerks

    Turns Out Even Cyclists Can Park Like Jerks

    LazagnaAmpersand Report

    Antonia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just flip it over to the other side.

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    #77

    Someone Hit My Car And Left A Note With No Phone Number

    Someone Hit My Car And Left A Note With No Phone Number

    DolusXIII Report

    #78

    This Woman Openly Violating Mall Parking Rules

    This Woman Openly Violating Mall Parking Rules

    that_thot_gamer Report

    ginshun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just pull into the spot. She will move.

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    #79

    Some Jerks Leave Their Bags Of Dog Poop Behind A Bush. Why Even Bag Them Up If You're Going To Do This?

    Some Jerks Leave Their Bags Of Dog Poop Behind A Bush. Why Even Bag Them Up If You're Going To Do This?

    chemistrybonanza Report

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a camera, find their identify amc either return their dogs poop, or call cops

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    #81

    I Don't Want To Know More

    I Don't Want To Know More

    breeyag Report

    #82

    Someone Keeps Doing This To A Public Basketball Court

    Someone Keeps Doing This To A Public Basketball Court

    Dutch2211 Report

    Hokuloa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone nearby hates the sounds of the chain “nets” as well as the sounds of people playing at night. I definitely get it. Wrong approach, but the sound is super annoying.

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    #83

    Hardly Any Open Spots On Campus. Tesla, Why Do You Do This?

    Hardly Any Open Spots On Campus. Tesla, Why Do You Do This?

    Albatross-soup Report

    #85

    Brand New E-Skate Stolen Last Night Out Of My New Car. Just As I Got An Air Tag That I Was Planning To Insert This Weekend. Too Late Now

    Brand New E-Skate Stolen Last Night Out Of My New Car. Just As I Got An Air Tag That I Was Planning To Insert This Weekend. Too Late Now

    cute-newt Report

    #86

    My Kid Eats The Entire Pint Of Ice Cream And Then Fills It With Water And Freezes It To Make Me Think I Had A Nice Treat To Enjoy Late Night

    My Kid Eats The Entire Pint Of Ice Cream And Then Fills It With Water And Freezes It To Make Me Think I Had A Nice Treat To Enjoy Late Night

     I even smoked a bowl beforehand for double enjoyment.

    treehead726 Report

    Hokuloa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once is a prank. After that, the monsters get bread and water after a delicious breakfast of gruel.

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    #87

    Someone Tried Stealing My Car Last Night

    Someone Tried Stealing My Car Last Night

    donut_koharski Report

    Sami-Jo Ross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TikTok challenge. You won't believe how many of these we've gotten in the past couple months.

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    #88

    Special Kind Of Jerk Who Brings His Own Cones To A Busy Restaurant On A Sunday

    Special Kind Of Jerk Who Brings His Own Cones To A Busy Restaurant On A Sunday

    BeautyBaby247 Report

    #89

    A Few Years Ago, I Worked At An Apple Store And A Fella Brought In 16-Inch MacBook Pro That He Bought Off Of Amazon. This Is What Amazon Shipped Him

    A Few Years Ago, I Worked At An Apple Store And A Fella Brought In 16-Inch MacBook Pro That He Bought Off Of Amazon. This Is What Amazon Shipped Him

    violinfiddleman Report

    Nicky Shrimps
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would bet it was an Amazon Seller, not Amazon. Should be very easy to report and get refunded. Why bring it into an Apple store??

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    #90

    Why? Boys' Bathroom In The Middle School Where I'm A Custodian

    Why? Boys' Bathroom In The Middle School Where I'm A Custodian

    Suspicious_Plantain4 Report

    Hokuloa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, boys middle school bathroom?? I think you answered your own question.

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    #91

    This Girl At The Airport Waits Until The Queue Moves All The Way Forward To Move

    This Girl At The Airport Waits Until The Queue Moves All The Way Forward To Move

    People confronted her and she said, “It’s the same if I move now or later”.

    reddit.com Report

    Piet Zwanenburg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simply walk past her. You ain't going to change a******s behavior.

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    #92

    How People At My College Park

    How People At My College Park

    SnodOfficial Report

    #93

    While My Family With Young Kids Were Staying At This Airbnb, An Old Man Walked Into The Backyard And Started Draining The Pool

     While My Family With Young Kids Were Staying At This Airbnb, An Old Man Walked Into The Backyard And Started Draining The Pool

    Particular-Bike-9275 Report

    #94

    I’m A Janitor In A High School. Kids Are Dumb

    I’m A Janitor In A High School. Kids Are Dumb

    Delao_2019 Report

    #95

    First Time Using Redbox. If You Do This, You Are A Jerk

    First Time Using Redbox. If You Do This, You Are A Jerk

    RiseUP0910 Report

    #96

    Some Jerk Put His Gum On A Rack Of Cans At A Store

    Some Jerk Put His Gum On A Rack Of Cans At A Store

    Ty_The_Unicorn Report

    #97

    I Have Been Writing A Fun Fact Every Week On An Unused Whiteboard At The Office. Someone Clearly Doesn't Like It

    I Have Been Writing A Fun Fact Every Week On An Unused Whiteboard At The Office. Someone Clearly Doesn't Like It

    RealSlugFart Report

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check cameras. Find said person. Stare at them until they go crazy

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    #98

    Neighbor Built A Pergola That Hangs Clear Over Into My Yard Space

    Neighbor Built A Pergola That Hangs Clear Over Into My Yard Space

    papi_pizza Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put some hanging pot plants on it. That part is yours now.

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    #99

    Young Lady, You're Better Than This

    Young Lady, You're Better Than This

    KaamDeveloper Report

    Heffalump
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know who is supposed to be that bad guy here. If my neighbor was screwing in the public areas, a passive-aggressive not is the very least she could expect.

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    #100

    Spotted At Costco. Returning Her Plants After They Wilt In The First Frost

    Spotted At Costco. Returning Her Plants After They Wilt In The First Frost

    Chatty_Fellow Report

    Hokuloa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have literally had people return dried, brown Christmas trees after Christmas. Their return policy might actually be too permissive

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    #101

    That's Not How You're Supposed To Sit In A Shopping Cart

    That's Not How You're Supposed To Sit In A Shopping Cart

    someopinionthatsr Report

    Hokuloa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First rule of WallyMarket: there are no rules in WallyMarket

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    #102

    This Guy Trying To Return Multiple PS5's

    This Guy Trying To Return Multiple PS5's

    breecatt Report

    #103

    One Of My Drunk "Friends" Burnt Me With A Lighter Last Night

    One Of My Drunk "Friends" Burnt Me With A Lighter Last Night

    OMW2FYB1994 Report

    #104

    Thieves Broke Into My Local Gameshop And Stole MGT And Pokemon Cards

    Thieves Broke Into My Local Gameshop And Stole MGT And Pokemon Cards

    TrademarcVlogz Report

    #105

    Someone Booked The Two Center Handicapped Helper Seats Without Actually Booking A Handicap Spot

    Someone Booked The Two Center Handicapped Helper Seats Without Actually Booking A Handicap Spot

    Independent-Tap1315 Report

    #106

    The Driver For DoorDash Decided To Open The Door And Put My Order Inside The House. That's Creepy, Right?

    The Driver For DoorDash Decided To Open The Door And Put My Order Inside The House. That's Creepy, Right?

    Dangerjayne Report

    #107

    Someone Popped The Tops Of All These Tennis Ball Canisters At My Local Walmart

    Someone Popped The Tops Of All These Tennis Ball Canisters At My Local Walmart

    ksandbergfl Report

    #108

    Neighbors Have Been Using Our Narrow Hallway To Store Their Stuff

    Neighbors Have Been Using Our Narrow Hallway To Store Their Stuff

    DefinitelyNotSen Report

    #109

    Toronto Blue Jays Pitcher Calls Out United Airlines For Making His Pregnant Wife Clean Up Kid's Mess

    Toronto Blue Jays Pitcher Calls Out United Airlines For Making His Pregnant Wife Clean Up Kid's Mess

    AnthonyBass52 Report

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm on the fence about this one. I mean, yes that sucks for your wife, however your personal circumstances don't give you a free-for-all on making a mess. I think. I'm not sure. Help.

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    #110

    This Gum Tower In A Bathroom - An Update From July To December

    This Gum Tower In A Bathroom - An Update From July To December

    reddit.com , reddit.com Report

    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's one way to treat these stupid gaps

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    #111

    My Driver Has These "Wireless Seatbelts" To Prevent Seatbelt Alarms

    My Driver Has These "Wireless Seatbelts" To Prevent Seatbelt Alarms

    4lways_Has_B33N Report

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one, I have to move big boxes regularly, belts cannot be put on and my dumb car thinks they are people :)

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    #112

    My Car Window Was Smashed And Thieves Completely Emptied It Of All Belongings, Except For My Smash Mouth CD

    My Car Window Was Smashed And Thieves Completely Emptied It Of All Belongings, Except For My Smash Mouth CD

    ZillyZonkers Report

    #113

    It's Fine, No One Is Walking There

    It's Fine, No One Is Walking There

    GottaBeeKitten Report

    #115

    Some Jerk Decided To Stab The Tire Of My Parked Car, In My Driveway

    Some Jerk Decided To Stab The Tire Of My Parked Car, In My Driveway

    gamingfaunus Report

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats not a knife stab. You hit something.

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    #116

    “You Gave Me Herpes” Carved Into The Door Of An Apartment On My Floor

    “You Gave Me Herpes” Carved Into The Door Of An Apartment On My Floor

    integratedfields Report

    Hokuloa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if they knowingly exposed a person without telling them…? Justified

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    #117

    Someone Brought Their Alpaca To The Local Today

    Someone Brought Their Alpaca To The Local Today

    desiccatedmonkey Report

    #118

    About To List My House For Sale And Have Staging Photos Taken, Yard Cleanup Guys Just Weed-Wacked A Rock Into The Window Of My Back Door

    About To List My House For Sale And Have Staging Photos Taken, Yard Cleanup Guys Just Weed-Wacked A Rock Into The Window Of My Back Door

    pat1million Report

    Hokuloa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sucks, but how does a common accident make them “huge jerks?”

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