There are communities online dedicated to jerk behavior. In them, people post their stories pondering who is in the wrong and who should own up to their mistakes. “Should I have threatened my wife with divorce?” “Should I have sold the house without telling her?” “Should I be taking care of our newborn baby?” There’s confusion, there are different sides, miscommunications and misrepresentations—in other words, it’s juicy with ambiguity.
This list has none of that. Here, there’s no pondering, no other side, no other possible options—just pure, unadulterated jerks. Undeniable, unapologetic, unabashed jerk-y jerks that hopefully will get their portion of karma served sooner rather than later.
Do you wish to get disappointed by humanity? Are you in the mood to get your mood ruined? Then scroll down to witness the jerks and feel your blood pressure rise as if you’re doing cardio. You’re welcome.
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People That Do This Are The Jerks
Because they are not even gaining anything from their jerkiness.
Load More Replies...Sad thing is, this has to go to the garbage by law, as the cooling chain has been interrupted. Poor chicken died for nothing. 😢
I get that people may realize they don't have the money, or whatever the case. But like you said, now no one else can have it, and they died for no reason. 😭😢
Load More Replies...those are animals that were killed to make you eat. At least have some respect, you stupid imbecile
Who would go out of their way to move all those Pop-Tarts into the poultry section?!
Omg, I totally saw the picture a different way, and now that I'm seeing it correctly am even more upset. 😉
Load More Replies...I'll bet this same person complains about the cost of food...while contributing to the rising cost of food by doing stupid c**p like this.
I sometimes wonder if they realize that makes food cost more for all of us. In addition to being extremely lazy and rude of course. If you REALLY don't want / can't put something back for some reason, at least have the decency to take it to the register and tell them it is a go back.
The infamous Am I The [Jerk]? (AITA) community on Reddit has become quite popular in recent years. The subreddit was created back in 2013, gained popularity in 2018, and by 2019 July had over 1 million members. Now, 10 years in, it has versions in multiple languages such as German and Portuguese and stands at 11 million users and counting.
The premise is simple: you post your morally questionable situation for the world to peruse and judge and wait 18 hours for people to do so. Then, the votes are tallied up and it is revealed whether the majority of the readers consider you a jerk or not. In fact, there are four different judgements you can be issued: You’re the [Jerk] (YTA), Not the [Jerk] (NTA), No [Jerks] Here (NAH), Everyone Sucks Here (ESH).
I Don't Understand Why People Can't Carry Out Their Own Trash. Especially At A State Park
Girl Scouts taught me to pick up other people’s trash as well as leaving the forest cleaner than I found it. Always. Even when drunk.
Bringing back memories of all those drunken nights as a Girl Scout at camp in the 70s. Good times.
Load More Replies...My mum teach me to always bring bags for trash when we were going to the park or beach. And now i teach my nieces and nephews. Education start at home.
Sending LOVE to you— perfect comment. It DOES start from when they are little.
Load More Replies...My daughter always brings a small garbage bag when she goes hiking. She nearly always fills it up with other people's trash.
As a Girl Scout, this makes me incredibly angry. JUST TAKE YOUR TRASH WITH YOU INSTEAD OF RUINING THE ENVIRONMENT
Well That's Unfortunate
Just to counterpoint. During first lockdown, I drove past a house where someone left some bags of food outside their gate, with a big sign, "For whoever needs it". My sceptical mind thought "Undeserving people will steal this." When I came home later that day other people had added MORE food bags at the same spot. It left a lump in my throat. Humans are often better than we expect.
Load More Replies...The phenomenon of the subreddit didn’t go unnoticed by scientists. In a 2022 study, a group of Australian researchers looked at 100,000 posts from the subreddit to see how this internet space reflects on the state of our ethics.
They came back with a few curious takeaways. The first is that the majority of the inquiries are related to either relationships or communication. The second is that they usually contain two different topics. This could be a clash between family and money or loyalty and honesty.
This Guy In Front Of Me At The Movie Theater. He Had The Brightness All The Way Up
In the Pathé theaters in the Netherlands, when these kind of things happen, you can text a number which is shown on the screen before the movie starts. Staff will then come to speak to the person and, if no contribution is made, remove them from the room.
Throw unpopped popcorn kernels at the back of his head
Load More Replies...Common courtesy seems to have evaporated inside the minds and attitudes of too many people and been replaced with selfishness and arrogance.
As Sherlock Holmes (Robert Downey, Jr.) said, "Well, now we have a firm grasp of the obvious.
Load More Replies...Just tell them to turn the phone off. If they don't, talk to theater management. Assertiveness is a virtue.
People are unpredictable. You can respectfully ask someone to shut off their phone and they might shoot you. A man in Florida shot and killed someone at the movies for doing that.
Load More Replies...Talking, cellphones and those damn brought-from-home cellophane bags of candy.
Load More Replies...I would tap that dude on the shoulder and politely ask him to cease and desist. If that doesn't work, go get the usher.
I’ve done that several times. One was a dumb parent who gave their kid in front of me an iPad to play on while she watched the movie 😡
Load More Replies...Oh dear, I seem to have spilt my soda ALL over you, and your phone.
First talking to would be a warning from management. 2nd they are escorted out. This is someone who thinks they're the only one in the theater.
Time to load up the drinking straw with some soggy napkin bits and pelt the phone screen!
Lady Wants A Refund Because Of The Divorce
Excuse me waiter, but as I have eaten my entire steak, it now no longer exists. I'm going to need you to take it off the bill.
Let me know when you've refunded all the wedding guests for their gifts.
This is like clients who want refunds if we don't win their case for them. Uh, no. We did all the work, the judge just decided against you.
Tell the woman to come back with her husband to 'undo' the pictures.
Woke Up And Saw My Door Removed By My Parents. I Asked Them "Why?" And They Replied With "Privacy Isn't Necessary"
And that's how you get kids that the moment they can get out of the house, get out and never look back, never talk to their parents anymore, and the parents are just falbbergasted
My parents were very astute. I was a boy once, and my parents INSISTED on having a door on my bedroom just because I was constantly playing with myself. What frickin parent doesn't get this?
Load More Replies...A friend of mine had this done to her when she was a teenager. She's now an adult who's so paranoid about privacy she refuses to use a phone.
Or in the living room...no sense going to his room, right?
Load More Replies...I get the feeling that some crucial details are missing from this story. Like tell us how you slept through having your door removed.
Some people are deep sleepers, especially teenagers. I slept through the house next door being demolished, and through a fire alarm at university.
Load More Replies...In what world is this OK? A closed door on any room means knock and wait for a verbal response. At least in the Family I was raised in. A private space is a place to decompress for what ever reason
You could become a nudist, and I was in the privacy of my own room, but I will now share with you.
That is the only response that, maybe, will get you your door back
Load More Replies...The third insight is probably the most compelling one that speaks a lot to the nuances that come with ethical decisions. That is that the “final verdicts do not line up with the moral concerns in the original stories in any simple way.” This means that a seemingly straightforward question such as “Should I support my wife’s dream aspiration?” gets way more complicated once it is revealed that the wife is crossing agreed-upon boundaries and is lying about it. In other words, the devil is in the details.
It's 3 AM. There Are No Lights On In My House
My neighbor has installed a floodlight that lights up my house (including my bedroom) from 7 pm to 7 am every night.
Get a mirror and direct the light back, preferrably to their bedroom window.
In USA, it is illegal. It is called light tresspassing.
Load More Replies...A cheap solution is a mirror. Point the light to their bedroom window
Looks like our living light level now the local government went mad with super bright LED street lights and installed one right across the road from our house. 4 layers of window dressing and the thing still shines through them all
How People Leave An Airplane
Unbelievable the lack of respect people have, this is an Air Algiers flight from Montreal to Algeria.
I swear, I'm almost ready to consign at least half of the human population to oblivion after seeing this. It's so rude, senseless and...and.......just aaahhhhhhgggggg
People who leave messes like this must have been raised by orcs.
Load More Replies...Force them to clean it up or they get banned from the airline
Nothing Better Than Special-Flavored Bacon
I can be a bit of a LOUD-MOUTH, so I would say what the #@&$ you pig? Stop that now. Oh, and I'm always looking to correct imbeciles.
I firmly believe that public humiliation is the only thing troglodytes like this understand. I can also be a bit loud and have no problem calling out jerks in public.
Load More Replies..."No, sir. You don't have to hatch those eggs yourself. We sell chicken in another section."
GET YOUR FAT F*****G MUFFIN TOP, LARD JAR EATING A*S OFF MA F*****G FOOD YOU ROOM TEMPERATURE IQ LOOKING SWINE !!!!!!!!
If you can't stand for the 30 mins it takes to shop, you're done shopping. Send someone else. Or get one of those scooters. Or use a service like Instacart. There are other options. You do NOT sit on the meat!
Sir shop lifting is a crime! Please remove the tube of sausage from your rear!
the type of person who if confronted with "excuse me sir,can you not sit on the produce or the machinery as it's not designed to be sat upon" would bust a vein in anger extolling the virtues of a free country and how dare one tell him where he can or cannot sit , probably with some b******t disability excuses on top.... another cockwomble graces our gazes
UGH. If you need to sit during a grocery trip, get one of the scooter carts! DO NOT SIT ON THE FOOD!!
Scoop up everything on that shelf and say "You shat on it, you bought it" and then dump it in his trolley. Don't let him put it back
This only speaks to how perfectly the subreddit reflects the real world. Ethics is messy and there seems to be no straightforward way to solve a typical situation because there’s no such thing as a typical situation. Each case is different in its own way and judging them by some set-in-stone principles can be wrong.
Amazon Said It Was Delivered 2 Weeks Ago. Couldn't Find It, Snow Finally Melted A Bit (1/2 Mile Away From House)
This is like the best deliver from amazon I have ever seen.
Load More Replies...I work for FedEx, not Amazon, but looking at the amount of snow, and you saying that some has already melted, assuming that’s your driveway I think the driver was totally justified in leaving it there. Especially considering he bagged it. We can’t really just bring that many packages back, and I’m not risking getting stuck in a 1/2 mile long driveway. Plow and salt your driveway, that’s on you. The entitlement of how some people want things delivered is ridiculous
As someone who actually lives in Fargo, you're not wrong.
Load More Replies...It depends on the delivery conditions. if the snow was too deep to drive through due to lack of clearing on the driveway, then they have more leeway. or they are just lazy or uninformed
Yes I work for USPS and we deliver Amazon packages. If we cannot get through to your door for whatever reason be it a dog or unsafe conditions then we leave it where we can. We have a scanner and the options are front door, garage or other area, type thing. That would be under other area
Load More Replies...Wasn't there a news story where a ton of Amazon deliveries were just dumped in a ravine or something? Edit: I found it. It was near Oklahoma City, at the beginning of January in 2022. The police did catch the ones responsible but it resulted in a lot of people not getting their presents delivered for Chrstmas. What a scummy thing to do.
Something similar happened at my brother's old job, though it was with recycling. The company he worked for (not my brother, though) put their recycling behind someone's dumpster, and it got buried in the snow... wasn't so fun for them when March came around, and this random person complained to the company.
Wearing This Shirt At A Kids Trampoline Park
For sure, unpopular opinion but whoever photoshopped it and made it go viral is the real jerk here.
Load More Replies...Some anti-vaxxers could punch him right then and there to get rid of his so called "vaccine"
Pedophiles vs anti-vaxxers, that is a fight I would watch.
Load More Replies...A Generous Tip For Someone Working At A Restaurant
May their life be forever wet toilet seats when they sit down
Load More Replies...Yeah, way to stick it to someone who makes less than minimum wage, you bag of wet hair.
If there is a Hell, it has an extra-nasty place for @$$holes like this.
Load More Replies...Reason number 1008 why I hate pranks. They almost always involve a laugh at the expense of making someone else feel bad/sad/disappointed. If it is a mutually agreed upon back and forth with a friend or relative and not 'mean' then fine I guess. But mean pranks on strangers = you are an a*****e.
It's like these people think restaurant staff are there despite the plethora of other opportunities in their lives. In many cases, you're there for a nice meal to get away from it all and being served by someone who's working their second job to put the lights on and food in their child's mouth. I can imagine this easily sparking an existential crisis in the server. This is sick and cruel.
Another study found that the members of the AITA community tend to prefer the positive stories, those in which they absolve the authors who end up being right after all. Those end up being upvoted the most. This shows that naturally tend to see the good in people and like to root for the protagonist instead of condemning them. It also speaks to our desire for complexity. It gives us a glimpse into a situation where nuance does matter.
Just Why? The Trash Can Is Right There
Similar to the people who insist on crossing the road just a few feet from the crosswalk. They are just lazy.
AND, this being the Washington, DC Metro, they shouldn't have been eating in there in the first place...
What makes this worse is that is in the Washington DC Metro where food is prohibited for this very reason.
Yea. Doesn't stop people though. I live in the area, and I've seen people doing stuff like this. Was actually on the line recently and someone dropped their coffee cup while actually on the train, and the entire cup just soaked the floor. It was on one of the new ones too, so already getting stained. X/
Load More Replies...AND, this being the Washington, DC metro, they weren't supposed to be eating in there in the first place...
My Uncle's Suitcase After His Flight
What the Sam Hill did they do with it - throw it into the propeller??
I can only assume it was towed behind the aircraft on a rope.
Load More Replies...Pretty sure that was dragged along the ground for a considerable distance, probably in a luggage vehicle.
The ultimate flying experience is passing through an engine. Sadly, we can't offer this to passengers yet, but their stuff, we can just throw in and see how they get out...
That's one tough suitcase!! Call the manufacturer and ask if they want to use it in a commercial and maybe they'll give you a new set
A Local Restaurant Offered Free Meals While The Community Is Still Recovering From Multiple Tornados. This Person's Response:
Some people do not have any empathy at all. But when they need help, they expect it RIGHT NOW and FROM ANYONE THEY ASK.
Cats these days are so lazy and entitled. No cats want to work and there are plenty of jobs.
We resemble that remark! Why should we work? That's what soft can-openers are for.
Load More Replies...ah, ripping on kindness towards humans and animals at the same time. you just keep on waving that giant red flag of your, d******d.
Our local cafes have paying it forward boards. When you buy a meal or a brew you can pay for an extra of whatever variety you fancy, a brew, a meal, a dessert, then a note gets put on the board, anyone who just needs a drink or a meal can collect a note and get a warm meal.
Amazing idea. Absolutely love this. Would help some college kids or seniors on a fixed income.
Load More Replies...The same study also found that people who do share negative stories actually prefer to do so in the subreddits dedicated to confessions, such as Off My Chest or Confessions. There, people know they are in the wrong and don’t typically seek any validation for their actions.
Complain About Free Tickets
Or give a generous donation in that person's name to Planned Parenthood
Load More Replies...There's an expression that is standard when you receive a gift that doesn't work out for you. That expression is "Thank you."
But I say that (amongst other things) when I like the gift and it does work out.
Load More Replies...In all fairness, I don't think I could have sat there. I would have been very frustrated, but I wouldn't have complained to the gifter at all. I probably would have left half way through and just said it was a fun night to them.
Ungrateful wretch. No matter what, if someone gifts you ANYTHING, you smile, say thank you (and mean it!!) and go on about your day. How awful of a person do you have to be to complain about a free gift? Awww, people say behind them?? How dare they!! Jeezus
Built A 7-Foot Privacy Fence. Neighbor Raised His By 2 Feet And Put A Camera Facing Into My Backyard
I've been having problems with this neighbor since they moved in years ago. They originally built their fence 2 feet into my property in early 2020. I had to pay for a boundary survey and a lawyer to get them to correct their mistake. Decided to build a privacy fence and be done with them once and for all this past November. One month later they raise the height of their fence and this pops up (facing front to back). Police won't do anything and I can't afford a civil suit (Texas).
raise just a part of your fence to cover the camera... also make sure that you can move it for when the ultimately move it to another spot
It's TX they should just shoot it when they aren't home. Could've been anybody
Load More Replies...Use it to send D**k pics. Put the pic on a pole directly in front of the camera. Use a different D**k each week. D**k Cheyney, D**k Van Dyke, you get the idea.
bro if its looking in my yard, he can stare at my d**k while I wave it at him. Hope he likes my stinky starfish too.
Load More Replies...Put up a pole and a sign right in front of it, on your side. (Make sure you can easily move that pole...)
Property damage is likely to get the OP in trouble. Better to put up something on their own property that blocks the view, which is within legal bounds.
Load More Replies...Put a picture in front of camera, one that is sure to offend and can be moved as necessary
If it was me, I would simply break that camera or take it. Or put dirty pictures, or something. I would not put up with this!
my ex broke all of the cameras facing toward his house, i could never deal with someone doing this to my house so i would definitely break the cameras too
Load More Replies...Went To A Concert And Got The Umbrella View (Yes I Asked Her To Put It Away… She Did Not)
Went to Beyoncé’s stadium show and this lady blocked my entire view of the stage…
How rude. And on purpose, I'll wager. What a twat of a human being. I would have "accidentally" lit that frickin umbrella on fire.
Reason number 1233145134 of why I always carry a pocket knife.
Load More Replies...I seriously don't understand these seats, I would rather watch an artist on TV, at least i can see everything....why would anyone want to sit so far from the reason they're there???
I'm sorry, but that's when you get security or whatever to make her put it down. Are people not assertive anymore?
People in this article are too polite. I wouldve thrown the thing away.
*some other innocent concertgoer gets bonked in the head*
Load More Replies...After quantifying all the data, the researchers also found that the subreddit’s community only minimally cares about the poster's gender or age. Young females tend to get more favorable judgements than older males, but only by a small margin. As the impact is very slight, the paper concludes that “age and gender have a minimal effect on whether a user is judged to have positive or negative moral valence.” This means the community tends to be quite objective when judging others’ moral behavior.
I Let A Friend Stay At My Place For Two Nights While I Was Out Of Town
It was neat and clean when I gave her the keys. This is how she left the living room. Most of the stuff in boxes and bags is from my kitchen and bedroom. Why?
I'll tell you why. Your friend was tweaking on meth or coke.
Why Are Loud Video/Speaker Phone Calls Now A Spectator Sport In Public?
Yup. I take that as an open invite to make the most horrifying contributions to their conversation. Bonus points if it’s a work call.
Load More Replies...I was in a store once and and a lady was walking around talking to a friend loudly on speakerphone and her friend was telling her a very personal story. I couldn't take it anymore and walked up and said "Do you know your friend has you on speaker in a store and everyone can hear you?" She got so mad and hung up on her friend. Yes, I would do that again!
I saw this movie opening night. The whole audience was cheering!
Load More Replies...or "the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round!"
Load More Replies...I have a very hard time hearing on a telephone- as in, I cannot hear. When I am at home, in my car or anywhere ALONE I use my speakerphone so I can hear. My family knows this and I'll answer them calling and just say Into the phone: I'm out and can't talk. Text me if it's urgent or I'll call you back later. Love you!' then I hang up. If it's urgent, I'll go find a place where I can use the speakerphone and talk to them. It's not that hard and we all make it work - for the sole reason I don't want to be rude and have conversations with the whole world listening!!
This is one on my list of "hated behaviors." In the top three actually. People if you can't talk on your phone without everyone, in a five mile radius hearing you, call later. Maybe from the privacy of your home ? I know, it's a unique concept
How The Cop That Lives In My Complex Parks Every Day
Or call the tow company yourself. It’s blocking the handicap parking spot which is vital for full use of the spot for possible wheelchairs, etc.
Load More Replies...Even better, report him to his own precinct with pictures included.
Load More Replies...Get some screws and prop them up against the tires in front and back
He does, he just doesn't care about anyone but himself.
Load More Replies...All in all, it seems like, just like plenty of philosophers, the Am I The [Jerk] community is fascinated by the workings of morality and ethics. The nuances are often fascinating and show us that no one decision is as straightforward as it might seem. Unless you’re talking about choosing to endlessly scroll on your phone at the cinema. There’s no justifiable reason for that. Or is there?
Had To Sit In Different Seats At The Theater Because This Is What We Found In The Seats We Had Reserved
All these weird suggestions from everyone. I would say "Excuse me, could you move your feet?" and that's it.
And if they dont we'll do all the wierd suggestions lol :]
Load More Replies...Tell them to move their bare feet off your seat. Problem solved. People need to be more assertive.
That's all well and good, but the type of person that considers this ok needs some extra... instruction.
Load More Replies...When The Person In Front Of You In A Drive-Through Line Refuses To Move Up A Few Feet So You Can Order
It’s probably giving the workers inside a few extra minutes to get caught up on orders. So realistically the gap will probably get you your order a little faster.
Load More Replies...I dont understand the obsession with beeing bumper to bumper to the front car, for example if the car in front drives a manual or is in neutral it might roll back a little bit in some of these drivethroughs that arent flat, and then you have an accident. You should leave a gap, and what would it matter if you could order a few seconds earlier or whatever, you still need to wait to get to the window... Impatient people smh
I think drive-throughs with parking lots nearby attract many impatient peoole. They could save gas by walking in the restaurant instead of waiting in a car queue, but they choose this and end up feeling angry at the dumbest things. First world problems
Load More Replies...This is what horns are for. You open your bonnet, remove it, and then beat them around the head with it
Toyota driver has left a large gap between themselves and the car in front of them. The driver of the car from which the pic has been taken is just short of the spot to place their order. The delay in placing the order may or may not cause them additional waiting time.
Load More Replies...I'm unpopular here, but I'm paranoid about being trapped. I always leave enough room for me to get out. The extra few feet will maybe make a 45 second difference. Patience.
Attorney Near Me Found A Camera In The Carter Co. Jail Attorney Room
And now every charge for any client whose attorney used that room will be dropped. Your tax dollars at work.
Well, the person who put this camera in has had the chance to observe attorneys extensively and figure out who the good ones are. Because he's going to need one.
How dumb can you get? The Department of Justice would have a major field day with this.
If that's true that could have huge ramifications for every single case that involved a lawyer/client meeting there.
Is that legal? I hope that whatever was photographed made it into the mass media.
I wonder which Carter co, if it's Tennessee I know many people who are going to be happy.
looks like a video camera. honestly, in a *jail* its probably there so the criminals dont just harm or kill their attorneys or whoever is visiting.
Someone Broke Into My Home Last Night And Stole All My Kids' Gifts. Merry Christmas, Everyone
We were at the library around 7 pm and some truly awesome person stole my 3 and 5-year-old's Christmas presents. Luckily I had 1 each put up from Santa. Also stole my small safe with backup money. Someone just tell me it’s going to be okay. I feel like I’m dreaming. It’s 1 am and not only do I not feel safe in my own home, I am devastated for my kids. Heartbroken is an understatement. Also, if you’re wondering - this is an RV.
I am so sorry... this angers me to oblivion! I did get vindication once tho. I caught 3 young men hoisting a huge flat-screen TV over a fence behind my bf's apartment; they had robbed many homes in the same 2 blocks already. I told my bf to call 911, I waited until they fully brought their load over the fence, then walked out with my rott (friendliest dog ever), said "freeze! This is a police canine and he will pursue you! " (Total lie) 2 laid on the ground but then got up and ran after the first person to the waiting cops. I was never going to set my dog loose for his own safety, and I was right: they had kitchen knives. What I did accomplish tho, was getting them to drop everything. I tied my good boy next to everything and identified these guys to the police: 3 KIDS SUSPENDED FROM HIGHSCHOOL ROBBED THEIR TEACHER OF HIS CHILDREN'S CHRISTMAS PRESENTS! I walked the route they ran with the teacher and police later, and he recovered video games and consoles thrown over fences. Awful!!!
I think the thief might be someone they know, they knew when and where to hit.
exactly my thought. Must be someone living very very close… someone with enough time for observing and planning and sadly, maybe even someone OP knew and trusted.
Load More Replies...To the scum that ruined those kids' Christmas: May your family disown you, may you never be able to hold down a decent job, may your bosses at whatever jobs you manage to land be total dìcks, may all the dogs in your neighborhood decide that your legs and buttocks taste better than Beggin' Strips, and may you spend your final years homeless, penniless and friendless.
This is truly awful, my heart breaks for her and her children. I do hope that people came in to help her as I would!
I wish I had magical powers. These kids would have an extra load of gifts under their Christmas tree!
Load More Replies...This happened to my family too. My parents were at work and someone ransacked their house right before Christmas. We drove in to help them and all the gifts they had bought were gone, electronics were gone, my grandfather's guns were gone (he had passed away and left them to my dad), and small amounts of money were gone. They even stole a government tracked laptop and somehow were never caught apparently. It sucked cause all my dad wanted was a new pair of house shoes that they stole, so I secretly rebought the stolen gifts that we could remember.
I Went To A Wedding, Got There Early, Found A Decent Seat With A Good View. Minutes Before The Nuptials Started, This Lady Sat Down In Front Of Me
She did not care one bit that her fan blocked the view of every person sitting behind her.
Seats Empty in front of her, so not a real problem, just move, you never going to win it from stupidity anyway.
She's plainly using that to block a view. Plainly that looks breakable.
Ask her politely to move it. Should she refuse, get an usher to ush-her on out:)
Is this lady available for hire? I've got a couple of weddings coming up that will be painful to watch.
People are too afraid of real-life confrontation now. It's so easy to do it online that they have forgotten how to do it!
Load More Replies...Stealing Catalytic Converters In Broad Daylight
"Fox labs pepper spray is the hottest pepper spray used by police and military worldwide now available to the public. Most pepper sprays are between 1/2 million to 2 million scoville heat units; however, fox pepper spray is refined to 5.3 million scoville heat units." Do what you wish with this knowledge.
I would expect nothing less form someone who thought it would be a good idea to get a tattoo on their forehead. These junkies are why we cannot have nice things.
100% if that was my car I would drive over them. Woopsie, I was expecting anyone under there...
What a horrible person. People are struggling! To do something like that to someone is really f***ed up!!
$20 A Ticket To Sit Next To This Loser Writing A Paper, Texting, Talking To His Friends, Reacting Out Loud Playing Games On His Phone
Does nobody know how to say "SHUT THE FúCK UP AND CLOSE YOUR LAPTOP!" any more? I can guarantee almost everyone else there is thinking it.
Don't cinemas have Ushers any more? No, don't tell me, I've just recalled self-checkouts in supermarkets (saving money for their investors, doh).
I would pretend I tripped, fall over him while knocking the laptop the floor, then profess how sorry I am.
I'd say, trip over and "accidentally" spill your drink on his laptop, while knocking it on the floor.
Load More Replies...No...just...no. I'd be telling him to shut that s**t down myself. If that didn't work I'd get the manager and he can get escorted out. F. THAT.
Took My Kids To McDonald's Drive Thru. I'm Guessing The Person In The Car In Front Of Me Asked For No Pickles
Jerks like this are why we have birth control and abortion.
Load More Replies...I get not being satisfied with your order... but you couldn't have been bothered to inform them of the issue in a polite way?
See this is what I will NEVER understand. Like, just yesterday, I ordered Starbucks online for a coworker and I (Bogo on thursdays) and when I went to pick it up, they didn't have my order. Couldn't find it. I showed my receipt and they said they would make it right then for me and also put like 5 bucks on a card for the inconvenience. Why? Because I was NICE about them losing the order. Because machines fail and we're all human. It's not the baristas fault. Just be nice!! Great things happen when you're just nice!
Load More Replies...I'm assuming that it's tape, or something similar to it, to show that the window is closed off?
Load More Replies...why, atleast keep it in the bag so someone who needs it can eat it >:(
Well, at least he had to pay for it first. I'm sure they'll clean it up once the server quits crying.
This Person Has A Three-Car Garage And A Large Driveway But Parks On The Sidewalk
SF has a guy known for dealing with this. He’s a disability attorney disabled himself (uses a wheelchair) who files ADA complaints. Not necessarily a stellar guy, for he seeks out small businesses who haven’t upgraded or known they weren’t in compliance and, without warning them of their violations, jointly files a complaint and a lawsuit. People call his hotline for cars blocking sidewalks, he rushes out there in his wheelchair, documenting his lack of access, calls parking enforcement and, because they know he’ll file state/federal complaints against city failing to enforce, they ticket & tow as fast as they can. So, he’s doing holy work some of the time & crappy work some of the time. Still grateful that he deals with this sidewalk blocking.
Is it possible to give me his info? I have cousins who live in the bay area.
Load More Replies...I would call the city and report it. It's illegal. It forces pedestrians to go in the street to go around the car which can be dangerous.
Cops love to write easy tickets like this. Give 'em a call and be sure to say that there is a person living on the street who uses a wheelchair.
Years ago a friends dad use to do this until a blind guy destroyed his car with his cane.
Oh no! I tripped all along the side of your car with my keys in my hand and scratched the hell out it! I'm so, so sorry!
Someone Keeps Using My Bike As A Trash Bin
I have people chucking their rubbish over my waist-high front garden wall as they pass by. I've been letting the tea rose bushes go wild and tangled there, now (the thorns are super long and deadly).
My mum grew some huge holly bushes years ago where the next door kids had made a hole in the hedge by constantly pushing through to get their football - they only had to walk around and ask! She eventually cut it back when one of the kids scratched his arm quite badly, shoving through it. Dad was a policeman and scared her by threatening to prosecute. Son went on to become a bit of a delinquent, now I think of it...
Load More Replies...stake out and throw it back at them. or stick it down the back of their shirt
This Family Taking Up An Entire Sightseeing Platform So Nobody Else Can Take Photos
It's a long weekend so Wilson's Promontory was very busy, a lot of people missed out on great photos and views because these people wanted it for themselves.
I'd walk my fat-a*s over there and f*a*r*t right at face level 😂😂😂😂
Load More Replies...just walk up 'scuze me' and take your sweet time enjoying the view and taking pictures
And stick your smelly feet in their faces!
Load More Replies...Oh yes, very pretty. I'd have to step up, take photos. Maybe call my folks to share the view too though they are a bit deaf, bless them, they can't get out much anymore.
People Are Robbing Grass At A Square That Is Being Constructed In My Neighborhood
This Sign At My Doctor's Office. Who Does This?
Who does this? Nurses. I've known two nurses who were kleptomaniacs, who consided it a challenge to steal from everyone they visited. And I mean everyone.
At my friend's work a nurse got busted stealing narcotics and selling them. She obviously lost her job and her license but I don't know what else happened to her.
Load More Replies...Most likely nitrile gloves. The ones in physician offices are usually heavier-duty than the cheap latex ones that are sold in stores for consumers.
And parents would take them from the dispensers in the exam rooms and make balloons out of them for the kids. Highly irritating, and dangerous as well to little ones chewing on them.
Load More Replies...We had to hide surgical masks in the dental office at the start of the pandemic, patients were helping themselves and they were in such high demand that there were none available for us to reorder.
I feel guilty when I'm in a room waiting to be seen & I use one or two tissue.
Who did this? Amanda Riley but she can’t anymore because she’s in prison
Our office: A lady was caught stealing bandaids, alcohol preps, paper towels, latex gloves, and even magazines from the waiting room. Office manager asked her what she was doing, and she blames it in me, the biller, saying I said it was ok. Doctor kicked her out.
I had a friend who would steal latex gloves every time she went to the doctor.
Why? The Cart Return Was Only Like 25 Feet Away
This drives me bananas. Return the cart you lazy turds - it’s not that difficult. Also, karma dictates that your car will be hit by one of these in the future.
When these people come back, then zip one cart to their cars
Load More Replies...Not an issue in UK cos we need a token/ £1 coin to access a trolley which we get back when we return them
We typically only see that over here at Aldi's and I love them. I keep a quarter in my car for just such a thing. If I have to park too far away, I'm fine with giving up a quarter and offer my cart to a person on their way in. Typically, they'll offer me their quarter and then we're on our way! I think it should be adopted over here more, especially where the weather is bad (like it is here up north).
Load More Replies...Disabled enough to depend on the cart for walking, or with little kids who have zero sense about running out in the road while left semiunattended in the car...another thing I have done because I had no real choice. Putting cart wheels up on the planting feature keeps them from running away,and they're there for the next progressively disabled person. We try to walk as long as we can. The scooters defeat us, and sometimes, there is pee or poo on the seat. Batteries fail. And people will always judge.
Thank you!...When my boys was small I had to leave the cart where it was. My oldest was a runner. One the other note, one of our stores in town has the cart return so far away from where most people part that no one is going to return them there....that was just bad planning.
Load More Replies...I work in retail and it's part of my job to collect carts like this- one thing I've learned, monkey see monkey do. You see one cart parked in the wrong place and soon everyone else will park their carts there. We've had carts cluster up like this in random places in our store and all across the parking lots because people just think it's okay. It's really not... having the extra work of doing scavenger hunts around the whole mall strip parking lot should be worth more than just minimum wage imo
I like to think there's a special place in Hell for these people. I now know what a s**t human you are if I see you do this.
Yes! They can leave Hell, but only if they can maneuver through a sea of abandoned shopping carts. In 60 seconds.
Load More Replies...And I, as a disabled person using crutches, asks why isn't there a cart-return at the end of every set of rows, and no-cart-return anywhere near the Handicapped parking?
I dont get this. We had the same problen in Germany, but about 30 years ago. Today you haven to put 1 euro or 50 cent or a token inside. If yo want it back, you have to return your card. Problem solved.
Roommate Crashed My Car While Borrowing It To Go To Work Then Refuses To Pay Anything Unless I Let Her Continue To Drive It In The Future
That might be sticky as IF she can show proof that the car owner granted her permission, it would backfire as filing a false claim and might resort to charges….but I would encourage the car owner to take the person to small claims court!! It would be relatively easy to fill out the documents, just ask someone with some knowledge of the law, and file the paperwork along with all documentation to support your claim! And NEVER loan it out again!
Load More Replies...If she wasn't an authorized driver, the insurance might not cover the repairs! Don't lend your car to folks that aren't on your policy.
Some insurance policies will cover the "occasional" borrower. If she drove it on a regular basis and is not on the policy, you're probably right in it not being covered. But if it's once in a while, it might be covered. That's an automatic thing through our insurance. Just have to check into it.
Load More Replies...Named (I'm assuming) drivers don't need their own insurance if you're adding them to your existing policy (the UK, at least). A big reason why I wouldn't let anyone but me drive my car without their own insurance - unless said other drivers insured the same vehicle with their own individual cover. Too big a risk to take, imo.
This Jerk Who Parked On The Handicap Stripes In A Hospital Parking Garage
Yes, as I hang up from calling the towing company with pictures to support my phone call…..
Load More Replies...Why is it always always always the "luxury" cars that do this... !! If they get caught, instead of a ticket, they should have to drive around an old rusted out Suzuki for 6 weeks.
You'd be amazed how much getting a wheelchair, Walker, cane into the car can do to a paintjob
I used to work the cashier booth at a hospital parking garage. Doctors were the biggest a******s. One doctor, when she found out we had remote control clickers to open the gate, insisted that we "lend" her one while she recovered from arm surgery because she said it was too hard to reach out the car window to grab the ticket. After that, she refused to give the clicker back, ever.
Load More Replies...I spend a decent amount of time riding my bicycle. My informal car brand related to level of courtesy study says that Mercedes owners are the biggest asshats by a great margin. No offense to all Mercedes owners, there are always exceptions and you are probably one, but as a group y’all need some empathy coaching.
If you mean the lower right, those are inspection stickers.
Load More Replies...Three Semis Going The Same Speed
Most trucks in US governed to only go 5-10 mph below the speed limit. Takes forever for one to pass another.
since when? I asked a trucker and he said, in california "speed governed" trucks are still set to 55 but most other states are set to the speed limit. not under it. but this only applies to speed governed trucks.
Load More Replies...Easily avoided with proper road rules. Trucks are not allowed in the outside lane of a 3-lane motorway in many countries. Still doesn't stop them having elephant races on the inside two, or on two lane roads.
I can't see the interstate number but it's definitely US signage so that cab in the far left probs shouldn't be in that lane.
Load More Replies...That is annoying, but also, maybe don’t have your phone out taking pictures while driving?
Im going to bet that this is on purpose and somebody was an azzwhole.
Either that or a speed trap or cop up ahead
Load More Replies...I’ve heard of truckers radioing and banding together like this to stop a reckless driver.
Sort of like a "slow robin," what Highway Patrol does to slow down traffic when there's a road obstruction ahead.
Load More Replies...Not all trucking companies have governors on their semi's. I drive freeways daily, many are driving 65-70mph in a 50mph zone...in the city limits.
I think this is annoying for truckers as well. I’ve seen plenty instance where one will try to pass another only for that other to then speed up ever so slightly and make it impossible for truck A to pass in a timely manner. I usually hang back enough so the passing truck has room to move back behind if that’s the only option.
If they are going that close in speed, they shouldn't be attempting to pass just to gain a few short feet of distance.
Load More Replies...Username Checks Out
You must have some serious powers if you can cancel her flight. I thought only airlines and air traffic control could do that. You cancelled her ticket, you monumental jerk.
But why would you need to post your plane ticket and personal information online???
Load More Replies...Swapping Your Nasty Shoes With New Ones At The Store
Why are people disliking your comment? It doesn't make any sense. Besides, you're most probably right because those shoes don't seem to be worn at all, they're just too white overall even if something was spilled on them and no the sole doesn't look worn off at all, it looks exactly like the pair in the back. They're just stained, nobody swapped them jeezus. 8 dislikes for a comment that contains no hate, just an observation with a very high likelihood but ig people just convinced themselves that their show swapping theory is real so if you suggest it isn't they need to downvote you. What on earth. This comment does not deserve that many dislikes, I feel disgusted
Load More Replies...there is a spot in the warm place saved for people like this
Just bought some new shoes. Checkout person removed the paper filler inserts to make sure I wasn't stealing anything. It must be a thing to steal that way. And what would fit in a shoe to steal?
I worked as a cashier, one time they asked me to work overnight stocking in the women's department. I said sure, I like to learn new things. I found someone's old nasty very worn bra on a hanger.
What Is Wrong With People? Open Your Own Mail
Federal crime. I would report it to the police. I have ACCIDENTALLY opened a neighbor's mail in my box when it looked the same as my mail. (a power bill for example - where I get the exact same looking piece of mail). But she can't claim accident when she writes a note saying she did it on purpose.
My mom will almost never check to see if mail is for her. She will just open it. So we’ve accidentally received neighbor’s mail or packages and she will open them.
That would be what happens, when it's in my mailbox. I never check. But when I find the odd letter that is not addressed to me I don't open it just out of curiousity either 🤷♀️
Load More Replies...Okay, so you know it's not your birthday, must you be a complete, gob-smackingly, grinchy jerk? Karma has a way of visiting people like you with things like, oh, federal charges because what you did was ILLEGAL, you whopping baggage.
Why Do People Think This Is Okay?
As a retail employee myself, I hate it when people don't pick up after themselves. It takes only a few extra seconds to be kind/considerate.
Load More Replies...And they don't care that they make it difficult for wheelchair users to get thru the aisles either. Infuriating for folks like me.
Stores decided it was cheaper to turn shoe departments into self service rather than having employees help customers. This is karma for being cheap and stupid.
Contractor Drills Through Ceiling Right Into My Bathtub
There's a hole there. Could fill the bathtub and see what mayhem ensues.
You can use a hammer and whack that back out. The bath is already killed.
It's quite a substantial bolt and fixing, so the chances are it is going to be holding something heavy. *maniacal grin*
Load More Replies...I'd like to see a more full picture of this one. Anchors such as this are typically no longer than 3 inches. If the ceiling is shallow enough for this much bolt and anchor to come through the bottom of the tub then it probably not going to hold any weight anyway. Also, considering the other hole is rusted, this wasn't done recently.
Someone Crashed Into Our Wall And Drove Off Last Night
It's the girl from the previous post, that doesn't want to pay for the damage unless she can continue to drive the car!
It's obvious who did this, he's been getting away with it for years. oh-yeah-65...de6abe.jpg
Guy In Front Of Me Refused To Take Off His Hat After I Told Him It Was Blocking My View
be a shame not to throw it.......
Load More Replies...Gentlemen remove hats indoors. And this individual 's mother or father would have taught him that since the hat indicates a particular area of the country. Tom Landry explained that to a reporter once
This situation is one of the prices we pay for that rule of etiquette falling into disuse.
Load More Replies...Do they have ushers at Hockey games?
Load More Replies...That's when I start using the back of their seat for a foot rest.
OOPS! My entirely full cup of soda just dropped onto you... sorry(not sorry)!
This Absolute Misunderstanding Of How Superchargers Work
Really taking up 3 beacause of the rear tires on the line.
Load More Replies...There's no misunderstanding. You are not allowed to own a Tesla unless you vow to be as inconsiderate as possible
Well Elon did design the car so you had to back in to charge. Sort of counter intuitive.
Somebody Unbolted The Whole Bike Rack In An Attempt To Steal My Bike. When The Lock Didn't Fit, They Just Stole The Tires Instead
May your socks always be damp and your pillow always be warm on both sides.
This is wrong but could they have taken the whole thing? Were they planning to ride the bike to get away? If that's the case, they are walking/running away with two wheels and some tools....
From how I understood it, they had issues removing the lock, and just decided to steal the tires. I could be wrong, but that's how I interpreted it as.
Load More Replies..."May the bird of paradise fly up your nose May an elephant caress you with his toes May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose May the bird of paradise fly up your nose"
That's an awful lot of effort for what looks like a Walmart bike. On the upside, when you go buy new wheels you can also buy a seat.
The impressive thing here is that it's a really cheap bike they've gone to all that effort for.
*lol* somewhere in Germany they installed bike racks like these. But: They weren't even bolted down. They just sat in a hole in the ground and everyone who wanted could pull them out. And they put up hundreds of those throughout the city.
Growing Up My Parents Refused To Ever Get Me Dolls Or Accessories. Now I’m In My 20s And They Have Decided To Buy Obnoxious Doll Stuff Each Year And Laugh In My Face
This was this year’s “gift”.
Why are you celebrating Christmas with them? Your parents and the spirit of Christmas are in direct opposition to each other. Go and have Christmas on your own or with friends or just pretend to be out of town. You owe your parents nothing. If they weren't your parents, you wouldn't touch them with a ten-foot barge pole, so go on, take the plunge and have yourself a Merry Little Christmas! God bless!
And to really get even, steal that cool horse and buggy and send it to some random stranger on BP. That'll show em.
Load More Replies...Buy them cråp too, and if they whine about it, just say you decided to treat them as they treat you.
Or, instead of giving those crumbs any presents, make generous donations in their names to Planned Parenthood - or a charity supporting a cause they hate.
Load More Replies...Sell it, give it to someone or donate it. Some kid might appreciate it. And cut off contact with your parents.
I would throw it in their faces. That is pathetic for a parent to do. They must want you to go NC. These are the same people that love to dish it out, but as soon as you retaliate they lose their minds.
This Has To Be A Joke
The boob that needs fixing here isn't either of the ones on her chest.
If I help pay for them do I get to play with them, seeing as how I'm a co-owner?
Last I heard, a fake set of tìts is waaaay cheaper than creating four other humans. 🤔
Went To Costco To Grab A Rotisserie Chicken For The Weekend, But This Lady Beat Everyone To It
I mean that sucks, but technically there is nothing wrong with that. People do still use Costco as a restaurant supply and frankly, their chickens are often cheaper and easier to buy than to make. Its not like some sort of hoarding, scammy situation.
It is scammy wven if it is for a restaurant. You go to the resturaunt to get food THEY cocked. Not food cooked by someone else, that they bought before you.
Load More Replies...Costco is literally intended as a wholesaler for people to bulk buy. Nothing wrong here
Never heard of buying rotisserie chickens in bulk like this.
Load More Replies...I feel like I kinda would too… it’s not like she’d notice one was missing, right?
Load More Replies...Might not be for a shelter. Lift one to find out.
Load More Replies...I mean the grocery store I worked at let you put in large orders of chicken all the time. How do we know that is not the case here? Such is the society we live in. We see one picture and take the poster's narrative as truth in order to villify the person in the photo.
In theory, if there is no policy that states about "limit to X amount of items per customer" or this was a special order handled through head office (assuming Costco does this), there's nothing technically wrong with this. For all I know, this could be an order this woman was sent out to collect, and needed a cart to pick up. If not, then while still not technically wrong in theory, it's still a major dîck move to other customers.
The Dumbell Rack At My Local Gym
You can get kicked out of my gym for this. You get warnings, then you get the boot
Went To My First Car Meet As A Mum. Spent Hours Wrapping My Car, Only For A Girl To Come Up To It, Laugh, And Take Photos Of All The Bad Spots On My Wrap
She thought I wasn’t the owner because I had a pram.
She's probably just jealous that a Mum has a sick àss Skyline..(at least I think it's a Skyline.)
"AWW!! I'm sorry sweetie, where's YOUR Skyline???" (Only appropriate response while gently rolling a pram to and fro..)
People Who Leave Their Trash On Shelves In Stores
It's not a trip to Walmart if you don't see a mostly-empty coffee cup on a shelf
Don’t Text And Drive
They're very obviously stopped, which make it legal in many places and safe in every place.
Load More Replies...This Happened To My Car While I Was At Work. Makes Me Sad
Don't hate everybody, hate only the a-holes.
Load More Replies...I do so want to hug the person this happened to. This put tears in my eyes. Why do people hate people that have never done anything to them?
Haters gotta hate. Bottom feeders can't help but spread their ugliness. You can replace that rainbow sticker. They can't /don't want to replace their vileness. Namaste Darling Human. You are loved by millions. They are not.
Rubbing Alcohol works wonders to remove sharpie from various surfaces.
Also dry erase marker? Or is that only on dry erase boards?
Load More Replies...This Jerk Double-Parked In Handicapped Parking Spaces Outside Of A Nursing Home Without Handicapped Tags. I Am Infuriated
That's the best kind of revenge. Using the law the way it's intended to be.
Load More Replies...When someone does this, leave the tags visible and post it! I paid for my handicapped tags with my left leg....
I'm a disabled veteran. Several years ago I was going to my local grocery store which had two handicapped parking spaces, one of which was in front of a dry cleaner shop, I had a punkass yuppy who decided he needed the space more than me pulled into the space. At the end of the parking lot, a Police Officer was sitting on his bike drinking coffee, I pulled up to him and pointed to the car mentioning it didn't have a handicap placard visible. The officer approached the car and started writing a $450 parking ticket just as the yuppy came out of the cleaners shop just in time for the officer to hand him his ticket as I walked past this jerk with my cane laughing in his face. Made my day.
While I Wasn’t The One Having To Smell Her Feet, This Is The Worst Type Of Person
like the movie theater people slowly chew on their toes and they will stop
OK, Karen, let's see how much you like driving everywhere! (I love to drive, but not everybody does.)
Load More Replies...Grab a rubber band, fold a piece of paper so thick, and sling it towards that stinky foot.
Like the truck drivers in Germany. Putting their shoes on the steps that go up to the cabin and then drive with only socks. between 25 to 80€ fine for that. doesn´t sound like much for german drivers, but the majority of them are from eastern europe, and for them that´s probably quite a bit.
Not Sure Why Anyone Thinks It's Okay To Write In Permanent Marker On Anyone's Car
Can someone translate this I can never read this meme thing.
Load More Replies...On the other hand, Jesus hates people who pull s**t like this in His name!
I imagine Him in Heaven, saying, "Why? I left you a manual."
Load More Replies...Hopefully there was a security camera, so you can write "hail Satan" on their car with paint thinner later! 😊
The smiley with the lines above (I assume that's exclamation marks) kinda reminds me of the devil.
Yeah, Jesus would not approve. That is not very love-your-neighbor-like
I like to tell these people that Jesus loves them, but everyone thinks they're a c**t.
You Get A Free, Clean Towel Every Time You Visit This Gym. All You Need To Do Is Throw It In A Basket When You Leave And They Will Look After It
What does it say about a person who can't even be bothered to do that? It takes zero effort.
Leaving Your Pistachio Shells At The Movie Theater
I'm not making excuses, but at least they're in the cup holder and not scattered all over the floor.
And the cup holder still has to be cleaned by some employee who doesn't get enough to put up with this kind of nonsense. It could have been better remedied by being properly disposed of in the first place.
Load More Replies...i had a ahole once eating sunflower seeds and spit out the shells next to me. We were outside, but it was very busy and he was just going "PFT PFT MUNCH MUNCH PFT PFT MUNCH MUNCH" he didnt care that he was spitting them on my shoes!
Just In Time For Christmas
Maybe some FireStones? Either way definitely not a GoodYear.
Load More Replies...Smoking On The Bus
Trust me, I've seen that before in my city. The bus drivers (unfortunately) do nothing to fix the problem.
How can they?? I would think that would be frightening to confront people. Who knows if they have weapons?
Load More Replies...Vape or cigarettes? Vape would be fine with me but not cigarettes
Easy fix. Next stop, shout, "THIS IS SPARTA!" You can figure the rest out
Jerk Neighbors Blocked Off The Street To My House So No One Could Get Through
I wouldn't. These are the kind of people you do NOT want to p**s off. I would quietly move.
Load More Replies...Some Jerk Buried Shrapnel All Over My Local Beach
Tried to find as much as I could. Probably still a bunch more buried.
Report it. This is classed as domestic terrorism because it looks like it was an intentional act with the goal of causing harm
And that's not taking into account people who bring their dogs to the beach, and the shrapnel could either cut the dog's paws, or could accidentally be ingested by them.
Load More Replies...Wants To Record The Whole Flight From The Middle Seat
so many of these are complaints where people just complain and don't do anything. Good lord, stand up for yourself.
Load More Replies...wait. You're at the window seat, he's not, and he's doing THIS? NO! Tell him not to! If he doesnt stop, take his phone away, spill a drink, call the attendant, scream in his ear, or all of the above, but dont just sit there JFC.
That's when I start swallowing air to see if I can beat my previous burping record.
Fart. Fart a lot. Keep farting until either he gets back to his seat or the plane is forced to land due to being a biohazard
Girl Sitting In Front Of My Wife On A Flight
She did that 5-6 times during a 3-hour flight. When telling her, she was quite annoyed… I mean, “What is wrong with my hair above your book/food/whatever?”
Gum, of course, or... Tie it in tiny little knots. Dip it in something sticky. Yank it hard every few minutes. Repeatedly push on the back of her seat. All of the above. So many possibilities!
can I cut it??? and put gum in it??? plsssssss I want to do something to them because of this. Ik i shouldn't fight fire with fire tho...
Please Act Like Adults And Clean Up After Yourselves
I love it that in Singapore you are required by law to clean up your table.
I'm a bit tired of seeing people, who almost certainly are employed at the place the photo was taken complaining about customers not doing something that they are paid to do. One of the very first tasks you are given, getting your first fast food job at 14 years old, is cleaning up $hit like this. Would it be easy for customers to do it themselves? Sure! Maybe they're $hitty people, maybe there's extenuating circumstances....but it's just as easy for you, and YOU are getting paid to do it.
NO real I work at CFA and this stuff happens all the time it's so annoying
In Norway you pay extra for eating inside instead of take away. Some idiots believe that the few extra NOK , less than a dollar extra , they pay means they don’t have to clean up after yourself and leave their shït like this! Edit I’m talking about fast food like McDonalds for example.
People Sweat, That's Fine, But Who Leaves Their Puddles Behind Like This Without Wiping Them Down?
Gym equipment. Cleaning up after the previous user is an every time thing.
Maybe at the gyms you go to. As a gym goer myself, it was always a gym rule to clean up after yourself when you are finished with a bench or machine. Even before the pandemic, this was both a rule, and common courtesy.
Load More Replies...My Trombone After My Friend Jumped On It
Get the ex-friend to pay for it. From experience instruments are expensive
You keep using that word: friend. I do not think it means what you think it means.
My name is anotó Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Load More Replies...I've seen worse. Always the result of a relationship break up. There are places that repair brass instruments in this condition.
Don't get it fixed, play it the way it is, and say "this is what he wanted apparently.".
Load More Replies...Someone Broke Into My Car Last Night. I Have Nothing To Steal Except A USB Cable. Someone Stole My USB Cable. Yeah
It is the way they smash the little window too as if to say "It's OK I didn't cause much damage"...But when there is no real punishment for their actions things only escalate.
Those little windows can cost more to replace than the big ones too.
Load More Replies...Well, you wouldn't want your window broken for just nothing, would you?
I had it happen, someone watched us put a carrier bag in the boot/trunk, they smashed the rear side window on our 3 door car, so not a small window, they folded the seat and then didn't take a thing. for over a decade we were still finding glass in the car.
Load More Replies...Why Are People So Insistent? I Texted Them An Hour Ago That I Was About To Eat - Proceeded To Call The Whole Time
I've had a long sweaty day, just wanted to come home to finally relax and eat. Not allowed. Still calling and texting as I write this. I'm so angry about being bombarded that I've lost my appetite.
Did Don have a nasty accident and need help? If not, phone on silent, enjoy your meal and then ask him what the hell he was thinking.
Maybe it’s an emergency? If not, I wouldn’t ever be receiving phone calls from Don again
Fresh Refurb At The Pub I Work At And Someone Decided To Write A Review Of The Paint Job
But they are a destructive prick. They didn't pay for it. You don't like it, go elsewhere.
Load More Replies...Well they tried there best maybe they were not even finished. You are all cold hearted.
Don't Do Gender Reveals In Public Places, And If You Do, Clean Up After Yourself
Unless you've actually come up with a new one.
Load More Replies...When they do this they should find them and shove one of those popper things up their a**e and pull the thing .
Revealing what private parts your kid has should not be some big event 🙄
I love this reaction to gender reveal parties: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwyvfBeOJCI/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Wait for baby to be born. Much more exiting when you don’t know until the kids out . Glad we did it without gender reveal
People Who Just Leave Their Stuff On A Workout Machine And Disappear For 15 Minutes! I Only Needed 10 Minutes I Could Have Been Done Already
My Uber Driver Has A Urine Bottle Sitting Inches Away From My Foot
He's got his own portable bathroom. Pee bottle, hand sanitiser....just dont look in the glove box.
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Load More Replies...As far as I know, and if I'm wrong, please feel free to correct me, but aren't Uber drivers allowed to accept gigs/jobs as they want? For example, if they seriously need to go to the bathroom or have a snack, aren't they allowed to take 5-10 minutes off to do so/decline jobs to take a break? Again, if I'm wrong, please let me know. I'm genuinely curious, and would like to be corrected.
I feel sorry for bus drivers when all the public toilets have closed and they have to hold it in till they get a break.
I don't know all the uber rules, but if it's in the back isn't it yours to do with as you please?
If this was in Dallas I may have been in this very vehicle 😦 although it was an airport taxi and the driver very solemnly told us that Jesus talked to him directly several times and told him the end is near...thankfully this was as we were exiting his van
Turns Out Even Cyclists Can Park Like Jerks
Came to say the same thing... in addition to letting the air out of the tires.
Load More Replies...I'd be so tempted to grab a cheap lock and chain the bike to the rack and leave a little note.
Well... Locking up your tire alone is a good way to get the rest of your bike stolen...
Someone Hit My Car And Left A Note With No Phone Number
Maybe he (or she) intended to leave a phone number but forgot. I got minor damage when somebody sideswiped me in a parking lot several years ago. She at least left a note with her phone. The damage was so minor, I called her to tell her no problem, apology accepted, don't worry about it.
Load More Replies...This Woman Openly Violating Mall Parking Rules
You still got a mall? Most malls have shut down… (Also yeah can she read the sign???)
Some Jerks Leave Their Bags Of Dog Poop Behind A Bush. Why Even Bag Them Up If You're Going To Do This?
Get a camera, find their identify amc either return their dogs poop, or call cops
My parents have a live camera that allows them to speak out of the camera. Give the would be perp a scare, and have it recorded.
Load More Replies...We have this problem in our neighborhood. There are no bins where to deposit the bag! People need to pick up the poop when there are people around to avoid shaming, but once there's no one around they just throw the bag away wherever.
One of my neighbours does this, and now let's her dog poop outside an elderly neighbours gate and refuses to pick it up!
At 10 AM No Less
You're free to drink any time you like, but NEVER drink when driving. Period.
Load More Replies...I Don't Want To Know More
Probably the devious licks (or something like that) where people stole things from places (bathrooms) and showed it on TikTok. My school closed all but two bathrooms cause of this.
Load More Replies...Someone Keeps Doing This To A Public Basketball Court
Someone nearby hates the sounds of the chain “nets” as well as the sounds of people playing at night. I definitely get it. Wrong approach, but the sound is super annoying.
Yeah, this reeks of someone responding to a$$holes being loud and obnoxious after 10/11/12am. Since public parks usually "close" after dark, and noise ordinances prevent being disruptively loud after 8-10pm.....boo hoo for the b-ball twatwaffles.
The only thing I can assume is that the chains make a sound that can get annoying at night. If it was a cloth net, then it would make less noise, but it can deteriorate much quicker. My guess is that the park's owner/the property manager went with a chain net because it's much more durable, and could reduce costs by having a more permanent/long lasting solution.
Load More Replies...Hardly Any Open Spots On Campus. Tesla, Why Do You Do This?
1, open charging port 2, Insert wire to bridge positive and negative terminals. If it works, the battery will overheat and explode. It's a very big battery
Stupid wing doors. If someone parks too close they can't open the rear doors. Common sight here with the model x...
Load More Replies...Well This Sucks
I have a long cable lock. Goes through both wheels, the frame, the seat and around something to secure the whole lot. Someone will steal everything or nothing
Brand New E-Skate Stolen Last Night Out Of My New Car. Just As I Got An Air Tag That I Was Planning To Insert This Weekend. Too Late Now
Yes, throw a blanket over it but don't play victim shaming
Load More Replies...Nope. Then your window will be broken so they can pop to truck to check it.
Load More Replies...Yeah, and places like California refusing to prosecute misdemeanor thefts ($1000 or less) isn't helping. The endless collection of video's on youtube showing people robbing stores blind while security and police stand by are mindboggling.
My Kid Eats The Entire Pint Of Ice Cream And Then Fills It With Water And Freezes It To Make Me Think I Had A Nice Treat To Enjoy Late Night
I even smoked a bowl beforehand for double enjoyment.
Once is a prank. After that, the monsters get bread and water after a delicious breakfast of gruel.
I have to keep explaining this to my kids all the time. They do something once it is silly, they keep doing it, it becomes annoying.
Load More Replies...I would throw the chunck of ice under their duvet while they're sleeping. Play stupid games...
I'd hide my ice cream in a bag of frozen broccoli florets
Load More Replies...Kinda ironic that the name of the ice cream is called Slap yo mama banana pudding. The kid def slapped his mama with a mean prank, it probably hit even harder because she had the munchies.
Someone Tried Stealing My Car Last Night
TikTok challenge. You won't believe how many of these we've gotten in the past couple months.
A KIA can be stolen in under a minute. This person was clearly new to the BS KIA BOYZ.
Special Kind Of Jerk Who Brings His Own Cones To A Busy Restaurant On A Sunday
My car would fit nicely between those cones, and then he'd be waiting for me to finish my dinner before he could leave.
That's the closest he'll ever get to owning a super car. It's pathetic behavior.
Pffffff. Apparently they dropped so much money on the car that the slightest brush against it would financially ruin them
A Few Years Ago, I Worked At An Apple Store And A Fella Brought In 16-Inch MacBook Pro That He Bought Off Of Amazon. This Is What Amazon Shipped Him
I would bet it was an Amazon Seller, not Amazon. Should be very easy to report and get refunded. Why bring it into an Apple store??
I never buy electronics online. OK, I don't buy anything besides books online and never from Amazon.
I have avoided Amazon like Chernobyl for years. I seldom shop on-line, preferring brick-and-mortar stores. There are many advantages - what you see is what you get, no worrying about shipping costs, you get what you want immediately.
Load More Replies...I had an Apple Pencil box delivered with no pencil. My daughter was actually really sad on Christmas. Poor grandma felt bad for not looking in the box beforehand. Sucks.
I had the same happen with earbuds for my daughter. Very disappointed in Christmas morning.
Load More Replies...Is that just sand? Someone's the crook where these things are made or stored.
Why? Boys' Bathroom In The Middle School Where I'm A Custodian
It could have been worse. Decades ago I worked maintenance at a summer camp. One of the young gentlemen had stuffed a towel down into the toilet, and then s#*t on top of it.
This Girl At The Airport Waits Until The Queue Moves All The Way Forward To Move
People confronted her and she said, “It’s the same if I move now or later”.
Simply walk past her. You ain't going to change a******s behavior.
A specialist in Queue Theory would say she was right. A specialist in orthopedics would say her jaw will heal in three to six months.
I guess you're too stupid to figure out that you'll still get to the front at the same time?
Perhaps her not moving prevents others from joining the back of the queue because it overflows the barriers?
Load More Replies...How People At My College Park
Seriously? You clearly never tried getting a pushchair or wheelchair around.
Load More Replies...While My Family With Young Kids Were Staying At This Airbnb, An Old Man Walked Into The Backyard And Started Draining The Pool
"The property owner did not grant permission for you to use the pool. Now pay $975 to live in someone's house for three days and if it's not spotless you'll be harassed even though they had a cleaning fee."
Load More Replies...And? I assume he had been asked to do a job. I doubt he was some random person stealing the water. The jerk is the AirBnB host that arranged pool maintenance during your stay without telling you about it.
I’m A Janitor In A High School. Kids Are Dumb
First Time Using Redbox. If You Do This, You Are A Jerk
Yep. As someone who owns several games, I can tell you that the edge of the disc is supposed to be a reflective surface, and perfectly rounded, and not white and ragged.
Load More Replies...Contact Redbox and let them know. It's most likely very common, and they can track it back to who had it last
That's a piece of paper. They've stolen the disc and replaced it with a piece of paper.
Load More Replies...Some Jerk Put His Gum On A Rack Of Cans At A Store
I feel like people that do this, especially to food and drink products, should get a similar charge to that one woman who opened up a tub of ice cream, licked it, and put it back (and had the stupidity to post them doing the act online). If caught, people who do this should get a fine and get jail time.
🤮Gross! Always rinse off your can tops pandas, this and worse can happen to them!
I Have Been Writing A Fun Fact Every Week On An Unused Whiteboard At The Office. Someone Clearly Doesn't Like It
Check cameras. Find said person. Stare at them until they go crazy
The Eiffel Tower, no matter how hot it gets, is not 3 million, two hundred and seven thousand centimetres tall.
Neighbor Built A Pergola That Hangs Clear Over Into My Yard Space
Young Lady, You're Better Than This
Nice penmanship and why is there stair sex? they should take steps to stop this
Had a neighbor who used to get drunk and then get railed on the hood of a car in the driveway.
Spotted At Costco. Returning Her Plants After They Wilt In The First Frost
They have literally had people return dried, brown Christmas trees after Christmas. Their return policy might actually be too permissive
they can then sell the trees for the lumber? i dunno.
Load More Replies...Some places do only sell things that are appropriate for the area and weather, so therefore do guarantee them for a certain amount of time.
That's Not How You're Supposed To Sit In A Shopping Cart
It looks like she did the dumb, and was then abandoned in a corner, unable to free herself. Which is fair.
Me being sensitive and kind-hearted: surely she's someone with an intellectual disability...?? Me being - against my grain - cynical and cold-hearted: now that you've squeezed yourself in there behind the trolley "door" you idiot, good luck getting yourself out...!!
Oh good gracious, it’s going to take the fire department and the jaws of life to get her out 😳
hmmm... not a jerk. Fooling around and now she's stuck. The jerks are either the friend that didnt help her get out and the person who took this picture.
This Guy Trying To Return Multiple PS5's
Yep. These jerks made getting a PS5 so much harder to do, as I only got mine in May. Luckily, now that it's back in regular stock at most places (and at better prices than what the scalpers are offering), scalpers now have to sell the systems at a loss... though I've heard no one actually buying one from them, lol.
Load More Replies...Bought them all so no one else could, then couldn't sell them, and now wants to return them. An excellent business man.
One Of My Drunk "Friends" Burnt Me With A Lighter Last Night
Those little bits on the table are what remains of said 'friends' teeth
Thieves Broke Into My Local Gameshop And Stole MGT And Pokemon Cards
Oh for a minute there I thought Marjorie Taylor Greene had her own trading cards and I was thinking ....Why ???!!!! Glad to know it's just Magic The Gathering lol
Someone Booked The Two Center Handicapped Helper Seats Without Actually Booking A Handicap Spot
The Driver For DoorDash Decided To Open The Door And Put My Order Inside The House. That's Creepy, Right?
Did he think it was a storm door? Did the cat open it for him??? So many scenarios
Have had people do this with religious tracts, open my back kitchen door (if I'm home or doing yardwork, the door is usually unlocked), stick the pamphlet in the opening, and shut the door again.
If it was p*****g it down, I would have said the deliverer was using their initiative. When the lovely Marek delivers my mums 15 litre sack of cat litter he opens the porch door and leaves it so she doesn’t have to move it. He was horrified when he eventually met her and told her she should not have to struggle. They obviously bring up Polish children with much better manners.
keep the door locked.....? or actually be there when the order gets in.
Someone Popped The Tops Of All These Tennis Ball Canisters At My Local Walmart
My guess is that the containers are slightly pressurized, and opening the tab releases the pressure, causing the balls to dry up a bit quicker, and not bounce as well.
Load More Replies...Neighbors Have Been Using Our Narrow Hallway To Store Their Stuff
or needed help taking it to the trash compactor.
Load More Replies...Donate it to a thrift store, or offer it on Freecycle
Load More Replies...Toronto Blue Jays Pitcher Calls Out United Airlines For Making His Pregnant Wife Clean Up Kid's Mess
I'm on the fence about this one. I mean, yes that sucks for your wife, however your personal circumstances don't give you a free-for-all on making a mess. I think. I'm not sure. Help.
No fences for me. Letting your kids throw food on the floor and not making at least some effort to clear it up is not acceptable anywhere.
Load More Replies...I read about this one: the husband was not on the flight, and this pic doesn’t show that the popcorn was EVERYWHERE. The wife was also acted entitled and rude to the FA.
Your kids seem capable, if they can drop it, then they can pick it up. Simple.
Bet that if his wife would have nicely asked for help, it would have been cleaned with no problems. Or if she would have apologised it.
I was thinking maybe the partner wasn't travelling with them at the time. Either way your kids are your responsibility.
Load More Replies...Perhaps the wife could have instructed the child not to throw popcorn on the floor. If he or she did it anyway, take it away. Or, here's an idea, give the child a snack that wouldn't make a mess.
Not sure why they bothered censoring this one. Was a pro baseball player who posted this and went out of his way to draw attention to it and himself.
It's possible that the plane had it as a snack option for passengers. I could be wrong, but that's my guess.
Load More Replies...This Gum Tower In A Bathroom - An Update From July To December
Those gaps exist, because so many american citizens are garbage people, that treat public toilet stalls as a good place to get high, and screw a hooker....or screw your tinder date, or do all manner of things that are f*****g terrible. Owners don't want to have to deal with legal fallout of customers or family members who try to sue every time some Darwin award winner does something dumb on their property. Don't do illegal things in public, and if you do don't try to cash in as if it's the owners fault.
My Driver Has These "Wireless Seatbelts" To Prevent Seatbelt Alarms
I have one, I have to move big boxes regularly, belts cannot be put on and my dumb car thinks they are people :)
that is acceptable. if it's an uber driver or something, that's not. you have a legit reason to use those.
Load More Replies...My dog is heavy enough to set off the seatbelt alarms - so I have a harness that plugs in to the seatbelt.
Sometimes my stupid car thinks my purse is a person and sets off the alarm while I'm driving. Never seen these before but it's a smart idea. As long as you're not using it to avoid wearing a seat belt.
Load More Replies...I have this in my car. I have to carry multiple laptops and tablet for work and school and my bag would always set off. Yes, even in the back seat so I have the one in the passenger seat unless someone rides with me.
This is good if you have something heavy in the frontseat (that isn't a human and can't be belted)... unfortunately, it will trigger the airbag in an accident tho... so not a good idea.
Wireless seat belts? I wasn't aware that seat belts even had wires. 🤔 also their driver clearly has money if he's driving an AMG Mercedes, he should just take it to a shop and have them disconnect the beeping sounds that are caused by people not wearing their seat belts. A little surprised that Mercedes would condone this behavior.
My Car Window Was Smashed And Thieves Completely Emptied It Of All Belongings, Except For My Smash Mouth CD
The first time I’ve ever agreed with the actions of a thief.
🎶I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed🎶
Load More Replies...It's Fine, No One Is Walking There
Hm, I’m unclear as to whose camera that is. Can anyone point them out? /s /lol
TF there is. Not only that, it is against the gym's policy. Why do you feel the need to film everything you do? You are not that important, hate to break it to you.
Load More Replies...Very Hard Job
They stole a jumper, and is now burning off the security tag
Load More Replies...They've stolen the clothes and are burning off the security tag.
Load More Replies...Some Jerk Decided To Stab The Tire Of My Parked Car, In My Driveway
“You Gave Me Herpes” Carved Into The Door Of An Apartment On My Floor
I mean, if they knowingly exposed a person without telling them…? Justified
And it’s a warning for other people who might go home with them.
Load More Replies...Someone Brought Their Alpaca To The Local Today
If this is the biggest jerk you've come across, you live a blessed life.
He looks very polite! And there's no hair getting on the floor. I'd be 100% OK with that.
About To List My House For Sale And Have Staging Photos Taken, Yard Cleanup Guys Just Weed-Wacked A Rock Into The Window Of My Back Door
I mean... I'm a jerk to myself all the time too! I think it still works when you are good at doing this to yourself!
Load More Replies...Tbh it doesn't look bad, like that ages glass. And this is an accident, not someone acting like a complete jerk. This is unfortunate. They would be jerks if they did this on purpose or refused to pay for damages. So this doesn't belong on this list.
I mean, it's just an accident, not malicious or a jerk, right? I left my car in the driveway and a weed Wacker tossed a rock into one of my rear windows. Accidents happen.
Several years ago some people were trimming trees around my house, and one accidentally dropped a branch on my car, shattering the windshield. He apologized, and called a car window service, who replaced my windshield.
Load More Replies...That's an accident though! Same thing happened to us except it was the lawn service and something got accidentally yeeted from under the mower and shattered a whole window in our house. They apologized and paid to have it replaced. No big deal.
For all I know, this could have been a complete accident by the worker, and the company they worked for has their insurance cover the damage. I don't see this as a jerk move, unless they did it intentionally (not likely), or they refused to get their insurance involved to cover this accident and forced the homeowner to cover the bill (also not likely).
They are liable, right? The weed whackers have some kind of insurance to pay for it. Mind you, I wouldn't let them off as easy as other commenters. Groundskeepers hired by the landlords where I live have more than once sliced through the telephone line to the house and just left without a word. And the line is a good couple feet off the ground. Onetime I was lucky enough to chase one of them down to use his phone to call the company to fix it. I've not used cellphones in the past.
Can we stop using the word 'triggered' to refer to being annoyed or disgusted? That's not what a trigger is.
Triggered is an excuse for people who claim they are above such things to act like a screaming baby
Load More Replies...Hey bp you really shouldn’t use triggered like this, it diminishes the experiences of people with PTSD and other mental disorders where they can get triggered
I have PTSD, and triggers scare the c**p out of me. Not nice by using the word if you don't know what is means
Load More Replies...Not sure what pissed me off more: the pictures or the fact that people are way too nice and just let people get away with it. Speak up and if that doesnt work: petty revenge.
The day someone invents a way to slap idiotic selfish people online and chargue 1 cent per slap, that day we'll meet the first trillionaire.
Worst that ever happened to my family was when someone broke into my great-grandma’s house. Didn’t steal money or anything, but took the accordion that had been in our family for really long. There was a huge jar of money (coins) right next to the door, but they took the one thing that can’t be replaced.
So many of these could easily be prevented by saying something, instead of taking a picture of the bad behavior.
We don't really get the full story. Maybe sometimes they did say something, or maybe they couldn't, e.g. with the hole in the fence, the culprit was gone, identity unknown.
Load More Replies...As I see, people being jerks are not only in my country problem. Ruthlesness is everyday struggle here (No, we do not have alpacas).
I stopped looking at it at the 23rd photo. This all shocks me so much!
Can we stop using the word 'triggered' to refer to being annoyed or disgusted? That's not what a trigger is.
Triggered is an excuse for people who claim they are above such things to act like a screaming baby
Load More Replies...Hey bp you really shouldn’t use triggered like this, it diminishes the experiences of people with PTSD and other mental disorders where they can get triggered
I have PTSD, and triggers scare the c**p out of me. Not nice by using the word if you don't know what is means
Load More Replies...Not sure what pissed me off more: the pictures or the fact that people are way too nice and just let people get away with it. Speak up and if that doesnt work: petty revenge.
The day someone invents a way to slap idiotic selfish people online and chargue 1 cent per slap, that day we'll meet the first trillionaire.
Worst that ever happened to my family was when someone broke into my great-grandma’s house. Didn’t steal money or anything, but took the accordion that had been in our family for really long. There was a huge jar of money (coins) right next to the door, but they took the one thing that can’t be replaced.
So many of these could easily be prevented by saying something, instead of taking a picture of the bad behavior.
We don't really get the full story. Maybe sometimes they did say something, or maybe they couldn't, e.g. with the hole in the fence, the culprit was gone, identity unknown.
Load More Replies...As I see, people being jerks are not only in my country problem. Ruthlesness is everyday struggle here (No, we do not have alpacas).
I stopped looking at it at the 23rd photo. This all shocks me so much!
