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I remember my 14-year-old self reading Herman Hesse’s “Steppenwolf,” thinking of the dumb world and dreaming that it would have no consequences. My CD player would be blasting Nirvana’s Nevermind again and again, like a stuck record that had no way of escaping. Fast forward to today, I cringe a little and yet, I find it cute. Being a teen is one ride of a lifetime that feels eternal in the moment, but passes so fast as if it never happened.

Every parent who raises a teenage kid also experiences a fair share of that awkward, overwhelming and transformative time of life. Some, well, most of them, argue (because that’s just a law of nature, right?) and others arm themselves with a smashing sense of humor. And it turns out that some savage parents are able to roast their teenagers into barbecue in just a single tweet.

Today, we collected some of the funniest tweets from the unstoppable parents with teen kids, so scroll down below to laugh your eyes out!

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RealFionaO Report

Andy Acceber
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True for all parenting: Don't give kids a choice where it doesn't exist. Kids are literal thinkers, and teenagers are wiley. If there's a loophole, they'll find it.

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    DrWhoWhatWhyHow Report

    Pain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this isn't true, I don't know what is.

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    We all were teens at some point in our lives. As your parents are likely to tell you, you weren't exactly the easiest kid on the block. So what’s up with this bad teen behavior? Why are they so mad, upset, and gnarly all the time? Well, this study published in the Journal of Youth and Adolescence may have some answers. The researchers discovered that when teens thought their parents’ reactions to their anger were stronger and more negative than their parents had meant it to be, they became even more aggressive. For example, these parents were more likely to respond to their children’s anger by telling them to “get over it,” which caused their kids to feel dismissed and neglected.

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    Interestingly, the research also showed that many parents tend to mistake their adolescent’s vulnerable emotions for negativity, and that has some implications. By doing that, they may place them at greater risk for developing delinquent behaviors. Meanwhile, as soon as teenagers recognized their parents’ discipline as too harsh, they were more likely to act. Acting out manifested in talking back, sneaking out of the house, impolite and aggressive behavior, constantly breaking family rules and agreements, etc.

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    StevenIsserlis Report

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bypassed kids and went straight to animals... all kinds of them. I've never regretted my choice!

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    WendiAarons Report

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, he trusts you enough to be open with you, and his big "crime" is sneaking into the wrong movie. I say you've done something right.

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    TheMandiEm Report

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My teens can wear what they want but then don't get to complain about the cold. Also, I tell them in advance that I will not help out with my warm clothing. That worked rather well after a wee bit of hard learning. (If we go up to the mountains in winter they will wear what I say. Too potentially dangerous.)

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    To find out more about adolescence and the challenges both teenagers and their parents face, we spoke to Susan Petang, a Certified Stress Management Coach from "The Quiet Zone Coaching," who specializes in teaching women how to get through tough days in one piece, no matter what life change they're experiencing.

    “As children grow up, they slowly start the process of separation from the protection of their parents. It starts with the 'Terrible Twos.' Toddlers begin to recognize that they are an individual separate from their caregivers, and start experimenting and exploring. As they grow, there are other times when they move further from the protection of the family 'nest.' It's totally normal, and necessary for them to learn how to function independently,” Susan explained.

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    dramadelinquent Report

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many were there, before these 2.

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    whinecheezits Report

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    maryfairybobrry Report

    Elli Rahim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grateful to the Lord above said teen is willing to be out with the family at all.

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    Having said that, the stress management coach added that there's a fine line between letting our kids learn from their own mistakes and keeping them safe, though. “And while a teen is learning to interact socially, their moodiness can be hard to take. That's where a lot of the tension between teens and their parents originates.”

    Susan explained that teenagers have a lot of physical and emotional issues all going on at the same time that are confusing and hard to manage. There are a few reasons for this: “There are the emotional challenges of dealing with hormones. They don't have the social skills yet to communicate what they're feeling. Teens don't have the world experience to know and understand their complex emotions. Let's add the fact that their brains aren't yet fully developed (and won't be until their late 20s),” she said and added that it's a recipe for rollercoaster emotions.

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    LibyaLiberty Report

    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it really possible that people would wear clothes they consider ugly just because they are in style atm? Oo

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    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Likely looking for an earring she absolutely can't find.

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    Most importantly, we wanted to find out about ways to deal with difficult teens, which may often seem like mission impossible. “The best advice I can give parents is to listen to their teens and have compassion for what they're experiencing. Remember what it was like when you were that age!”

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    Susan shared some useful tips and said that it’s best to start with Reflective Listening. “‘It sounds like you're upset,’ ‘It feels like you think my decision is unfair,’ or, ‘It looks like you didn't understand what I meant.’” While doing so, Susan urges parents to make sure you stay calm and have a solution-oriented attitude; solve the problem, don't cast blame.

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    twoflowerAUT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about accept a "no"? Which clearly didn't happen here.

    Flying Captain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah ... I feel like that generation has always met me with "oh come on... it's just a picture, what's the harm in it?"

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    Steve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a dad, my immediate response would be to have stolen the desserts and eaten them immediately... Not as a punishment or anything, I'm just an opportunistic dessert thief.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HATE having my picture taken, and when I say no, it's not a challenge... its not a dare. I really mean no.

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! A red light doesnt mean I bet you cant get across without getting hit, a red light means dont cross or you're going to get hurt!

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a win to me, two extra puddings for the parent.

    M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stephanie IV-- people get to choose if they want a picture taken of them. You have to respect their wishes. Maybe it's not a big deal to you, but to people who are camera shy or have social anxiety, it is. You're being rude and unempathetic. Cut it out.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always hated it but as I'm older I realize that if my mom listened to me every time I said no, I probably wouldn't have evidence that I existed. So I can see both perspectives now.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick, grab their dessert while they’re not looking.

    Thalia Lovering
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When people don't want their pictures taken, respect it

    Jean Peterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids twenty years later, "mom why didn't you ever take any good pictures of us? Ugh"

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At that age, they’re uber self conscious about their appearance. So if they have zits or braces or are in the midst of a growth spurt, either horizontal or vertical, and just don’t feel confident about their appearance yet, just leave them be. I’m not the biggest fan of unposed pictures. My father always thought it was really funny to catch you in an embarrassing pose, position, situation, etc and take a “candid” photo. While he laughed and laughed, my mother and I died from embarrassment. I got into the habit of disappearing when he’d get the camera out (back then we didn’t have cellphones, so he literally had to get a camera out and load it with film—-no digital cameras then either—to take pictures, so I had time to get out of his range).

    Laura Ferber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fine, but if I'm in the hospital one day not being able to recognize you, you won't be able to prove I even knew you.

    Apollo Brackady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This always happens to me as a teenager, I don’t like the way I look so I never let my parents take pictures of me, they do it anyways :) help

    Stephanie IV
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a big problem. Your parents love the way you look. They want pictures of good things happening. A living, breathing child is the best thing happening. They photograph you. For memories. Let them. You'll be surprised in a couple of year's time just how beautiful you were.

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    Susanne Richter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the desserts are super appetizing in the photo!

    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this goes way back...but today feels kind of ironic with this much social media and such.

    P.A.B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dessert looks good, tho. 🤤

    Aave
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 35 and still do this. Well, now I know how to use words so at first I simply say "no", then comes another "NO" and if that doesn't help I'll start making funny faces and acting silly.

    Kay Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family was stupid obsessed with family pictures, I hated it

    Cristin Dawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my mom had accepted NO when I was a teenager there would be no proof I was ever a teenager.

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steal their puddings whilst they aren’t looking. More for me!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that sticky toffee pudding and icecream? Quick, grab 'em whilst they can't see!

    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it "a teen" or maybe they have insecurities like acne or low self worth?my son has acne and I know it bothers him for pictures. I don't ask. Everyone is beyond camera happy these days though

    Cat-tree
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At age of 28 I still feel like doing this when someone tries to take a picture of me ^^'

    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreeing to the picture is non-negotiable. Whether it is posted to social media should be agreed upon by all. Teenagers WILL want pics of themselves later, even if they are unable to anticipate this detail today.

    Monkey Spunk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steal their sticky toffe pudding while they're "hiding"

    Allen Lavine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which one looks like you is it the gray one or the one that's only hair

    Anthony Cook
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still do this. I hate taking pictures

    Jods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when being photographed.

    XxxAlexUvUxxX
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MY F*****G BROTHERS BRUH!

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just give them the phone and have them take a selfie they’ll do it !

    Gay panda ️‍️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Completely off topic but that food looks good

    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just looking at the lava cake in front of them... geez, I really shouldn't be on this site on an empty stomach.

    Autumn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect opportunity to steal their desserts. :-D

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are really normal people in the background.

    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the pic - I want what's on their plates.

    Caroline Overill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ok guys I meant the dessert. There isn't anything else worth photographing

    KttyMazMeow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or you could just respect them saying they dont want a photo... :/

    Sabrina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment section has me convinced the world is doomed. There will be no Future Leaders.

    John Farmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Powerful, our's just grimacing

    Mobey Drunk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always held up my middle finger. It worked perfectly for me.

    Dawn Woolley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then they grow up and want to know why there aren't many pictures of them in the family album.

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well maybe we dont want our face on every corner of facebook without permisson

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh or turn this to your advantage and swipe their dessert for yourself? 😉😂😂

    Punkie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dessert looks delicious.

    Blobban
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone in this comments either wants to force kids to take a photo without their consent or steal their fricking dessert which is just greedy, just because they're kids doesn't mean you get to be a$$holes

    Flying Captain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok wait so to everyone saying "They will complain 10yrs later abt lack of photos/love: Kids, you can't have your cake and eat it too! You deny the photo you should know that there are gonna be less pictures! :D Lack of love? Bs, parents respect your decision, that's also love.

    Andrea Lange
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just give them a smartphone and they'll make 37 selfies!

    Alvin Rendell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now post this one to all his friends.

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don’t parents just go to their kid’s instagram account and grab all the selfies they can instead of trying to take their own pictures?

    Erjenn Rejano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that applies more to boys..at least in my experience

    That One Weirdo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hen there's me who's like "Take your picture but im not looking at the camera"

    Bryn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    option 2 - make the most ridiculous face possible.

    Claire Stanfield
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, just take photos and positively reinforce from childhood and this won't really be an issue. Sometimes, you do things you don't want to do.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They got a nice shot of the couple in the back talking to the waitstaff...

    Debbie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Later in life they'll regret not having more pictures of them as a teenagers, as their memory of events fade, someone /one of them passes away, they get older and realize "man I looked good then!"...No, they don't have to pose each time, but is it really that horrible if a parent wants a picture of their kids?

    Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it can be. It's always best for parents to ask first, and then accept a "no". Otherwise the children learn that they have no say in anything, and then they don't learn how to say "no"

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    Elvira Kreft
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ach is that sticky toffy pudding 😛 i miss sticky toffy punding

    Tanya Glover
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these woke wannabes screaming about no means no. It's a f*****g picture for a parent. Get ur heads out of your ass.

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    Who eat ice-cream which is topped on a brownie and sauced with soup, in an Italian Restaurant?

    Pat Bond
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soup? That looks like sticky toffee pudding. Where are you getting the vibe it's an Italian restaurant? I'm getting strong vibes it's in the UK and anything but an Italian restaurant.

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you just raised a really independent young person? If so, congrats! That's one of the major goals of parenting. Hopefully in a few days, things will mellow out for her and she'll realize, "Oh yeah, I should probably talk to mom."

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    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a nephew like this. He eats and eats and never puts weight on. He never gets a hangover after a night out (don’t worry, he’s over 18). And everyone around him could be dying of some illness or virus and he never gets sick. We’re all jealous of him.

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    Moreover, it's important that teens get some freedom to make mistakes and learn how to navigate the world, the stress management expert said. “Allow them to have control over decisions that aren't critical. Pick your battles - insist on compliance when their safety is at stake. (How they dress, for example, isn't as important as avoiding drugs and alcohol.)”

    “When they make a mistake or act out, use the XYZ Statement: When you do X, I feel Y, and I'd like Z. Here's an example: ‘When you stay out past your curfew without calling, I worry about your safety. I'd like you to let me know when you'll be late.’”

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god oh god oh god THIS IS SOO SOO TRUE, AND I DON'T EVEN DO ANYTHING FISHY!!!

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    Babsevs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sometimes even pickier eaters...I have one who eats everything...one is very beige!

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    The last advice for parents Susan has is to make sure to compromise. “For example, when my 14-year-old daughter wanted to go to a concert in NYC with her friends, I would only allow it if I knew how she was getting there, how she was getting home, who would be there with them (an adult!), and that she would check in with me every hour via text,” Susan concluded.

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    Six_Pack_Mom Report

    lunar eclipse
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I even think about walking away from a convo and my parents emit death rays. Can't even imagine slamming a door

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    Parkerlawyer Report

    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK (and possibly elsewhere) Axe is sold under the name Lynx. And we had a headline a few days ago: "schoolboy loses both nipples after dare to freeze them with Lynx". So there is a maximum spray number.

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    Berit Zurbuchen
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, doing very extended handstands as a 40-something mom always impresses kids and teens, and my daughter explodes with pride 🥳🤣. (But I do it only when they request it and it's literally my job, teacher for contemporary circus especially acrobatics/clowning/minitramp.)

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    Nika De Beer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need a SWAT team to diffuse that situation

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    Some Cool Guy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its like the day of their 13th birthday they wake up as a completely different kid.

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    Six_Pack_Mom Report

    Rijkærd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a Twitter thread about a dad teaching his daughter how to use a can opener and it was super hilarious....

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    sweetmomissa Report

    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The carpet these days is usually a tile floor.

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    Yoga Kitty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am afraid, I don't think so. There is only so much you can do against hormones on a rollercoaster - remind the teen in question to shower frequently, wear fresh clothes and, for the love of God, try your best to keep them away from evil smelling products like Axe (for boys) or Impulse (for girls) as these are only unlocking the next level of smell hell... Thank you, thank you, thank you for your efforts!

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    saltymermaident Report

    tom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool. Then the house will be quiet

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    Kalarigamerchic Report

    Yort
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents b***h about how their kids never tell them anything but also b***h when their kids are excited to share their hobbies with the parents and then the parents b***h when their kids steadily withdraw from engaging with the family and don’t share their hobbies or interests anymore.

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    Sheila Stamey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoke to a lady who was nursing a coffee in the subway restaurant as I passed, ( we do that here, nothing strange, and she looked slightly down) I asked, " Are you ok?" She replied, "yeah, I've just got three teenagers at home and I am talking myself into going back." I patted her back and reassured her these days pass. Teen years are extremely hard. My lovely daughter once tried a mini exorcism on me when I didn't wash her underwear! No joke! One son was so emo I worried he would never really walk upright after age fourteen. But we lived through it, they do too. We forget, often we were little turds at that age!!!

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    #33

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    RodLacroix Report

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can find anything in their room? What's your secret?

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    #34

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    Cheeseboy22 Report

    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He not only thinks outside the box. He also acts outside the basket

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    #35

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    MacDicksonShow Report

    Cadena Norton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine once got mad at me for leaving without telling her she woke up and I had been gone 4hrs. I said I'm I woke u up tried to get u to come with us u sat up we had a whole conversation ....she was like what?

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    #36

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    sweetmomissa Report

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just curious. What would be the meaning of "Mom, you've fattened up a bit"?

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    #37

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    ksujulie Report

    Babsevs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This period lasts from around 11 to 18 in my experience

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    #38

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    RodLacroix Report

    Kai David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That does not bother me much since they clean up their own meß. It's the boys, husband included, that put empty containers back in the fridge or cupboards. just because there are 2 gallons of milk in the fridge does not mean there is milk inside said gallon of milk containers

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    #39

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    Cheeseboy22 Report

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naw. You can spend quality time with your teens without intentionally embarrassing them. It's hard enough to be a teen. You wouldn't like it if your teen intentionally embarrassed you. Don't do it to them. Still definitely spend quality time with them though.

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    #40

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    HousewifeOfHell Report

    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still waiting for this to hit As my son is 17, daughter 16 and neither of them have shut up yet, I'm guessing the "grunt" gene passed them by.

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    #41

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    Parkerlawyer Report

    Comfy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God forbid the Wi-Fi goes out!!!!!! Y'all know EXACTLY what I'm talking about too!!!!

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    #42

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    sarcasticmommy4 Report

    Madzdad the Bard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Colorado, USA, 15yo are required to have X hours of "mountain driving" in order to get their license. I believe that took about 10 years off my life!

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    #43

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    katierosman Report

    Yort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You went from being s beautiful young actress to a beautiful and very wealthy actress?

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    #44

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    Parkerlawyer Report

    Sequoia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an automated response. If you want to change it you need a new one. You must make sure to download the proper manners update though. You may have to get rid of the other one so its influence doesn't spread. Maybe wait until the teen moves out.

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    #45

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    That1teddygirl Report

    Maddy_BobaTea
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ???? uh ok how about: ye,ya,yea,yee,yes,yas,yaaaas,YAASS QWEEN,yup,yep,yeah,yeehaw

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    #46

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    Six_Pack_Mom Report

    Lynne Hammar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was my son! I can't tell you how many salespeople asked me, "Is he all right?"

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    #47

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    DomesticGoddss Report

    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my Grandfathers in the early 60s invented an under the dash bar; just put your cup under and push a button.

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    #48

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    MidgardMomma Report

    #50

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    CarolineHirons Report

    moose man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you told them to do something else and they walked away NS left the trash in your hands.

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    #51

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    DannyZuker Report

    Babsevs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My elder has a split personality here ..50% contemptuous silence....50% arrgghhh my ears are burning and my head is about to explode . I never know what day I will get

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    #53

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    BigMama Report

    SCamp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the killer for me - 0 details

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    #55

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    HousewifeOfHell Report

    Karen Lyon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if the teens are girls, then there are hormonal issues for both! I remember reading an article from a columnist in my local paper that I really liked. Her daughter was in high school, she was going through menopause, they were driving each other crazy. She and her daughter would be hashing out some conflict at the tops of their voices, with her husband literally in the middle: on the couch, watching it all play out like he was at a demented tennis match. I really felt for the guy!

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    #56

    Parents-Roasting-Teenagers-Tweets

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

    tom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fun thing about being a parent is that you can tell them that there are two choices, take it or leave it

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    #57

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    HilaryVervers Report

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twenty years sounds too early. It's rather 40 or 50 years.

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    #58

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    Cheeseboy22 Report

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't get that practice. Even if it was for a real proposal I think it's weird.

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    #59

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    mommajessiec Report

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    #60

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    EricaWhoToYou Report

    #61

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    KateFONeill Report

    tom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's when you open a can of dog food next to her,empty half of it out, leave a spoon in it and let her wake up wondering

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    #62

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    NatashaVianna Report

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    #63

    Parents-Roasting-Teenagers-Tweets

    AndyRichter Report

    tom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Solution....Fly free song bird and do your own thing

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    #64

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    Parkerlawyer Report

    Comfy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn."