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People are very quick to judge a “bad parent,” often using only the most barebones of methods. A kid using an iPad, or perhaps loudly scrolling TikTok in a public place. After all, the parent is generally responsible for how a child behaves, but it’s also worth exploring the cases where children do really have a mind of their own.

Someone asked “Parents, what was your oh god I’ve raised a monster moment?” and people shared their stories. Be warned, some are a bit disturbing. So get settled in as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to add your thoughts and reactions to the comments section down below.

#1

Toilet paper roll in a bathroom hanger, symbolizing funny and serious moments parents realized they were raising monsters. I used my kid’s bathroom because my wife was in ours. The toilet paper was on the roll backwards. I asked them which kid did it, they responded it didn’t really matter which way it’s on the roll. I recoiled in horror.

RideAndShoot , Richard REVEL Report

nottheactualphoto
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2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The patent drawing shows the paper coming off the top. Just sayin.'

Roxy222uk
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2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They’re growing up in a world where they have their own bathroom . . .

Sheba's Mum
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1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your kids have their own bathroom?!

Thanos'Fingers
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1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You share a bathroom with your children? I am genuinely sorry... That sounds awful

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LizzieBoredom
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1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't it depend on which side of the equator?

Sarah
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2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d put them Into the military .. teach them order

Jenna Kay
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1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sarah, please excuse Crystal, she has no sense of humor.

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LinkTheHylian
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2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It doesn't matter until you're in a rush and end up punching the wall.

Papa
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1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been in bathrooms where it was difficult to reach with it the right way. When it was on the wrong way it was almost impossible.

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TonjaLasagne
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1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it’s over the top, and you have cats, they can unravel it really easily. It’s harder for them to do this when it’s under. But Colleen Glim is absolutely correct: as long as there is some.

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    #2

    Teen boy in black hoodie with serious expression, illustrating funny and serious moments parents realized they were raising monsters. My son's 13:

    - Hates pizza.

    - Likes Nickelback.

    - Likes the Patriots

    If he was on facebook Id unfriend him.

    anon , cottonbro studio Report

    Ellinor she/they/elle
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally a fun one amongst all the psychopaths on this post...

    tameson
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thought exactly. When I had my daughter my mom had just one request. "Please don't let anyone give her any Dallas Cowboys toys." She was an Eagles fan. My mom passed away decades ago but I am proud to say neither my daughter nor my granddaughter have ever had anything related to the Dallas Cowboys.

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    Earthquake903
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But does he put the toilet paper roll on the correct way?

    Harry Gondalf
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful: he may be a Trump supporter.

    Eliza
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter hates ice cream because it's 'too cold'. Like what?!?

    Adam Zad
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are two kinds of people: those who love Nickelback and those who lie about hating Nickelback.

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the very, very rate occasions I've taken an interest in American football (because I was part of a group watching it in a bar) I've supported the Patriots. I mean, they have "England" in their name, so it makes sense.

    Krd
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least he has good taste in football teams! Patriots are back in full force!

    Jerusalem Cat Syndrome
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was a list of a more serious nature.

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    #3

    Child in yellow jacket and red hat standing outdoors in forest, capturing funny and serious moments parents raised monsters. My 11 yr old son recently called 911 and said I slapped him. CPS came, it was a cluster. It was so well orchestrated, he even took a picture of himself with a red mark on his face. I didn't slap him and it eventually got debunked although he still won't admit it. A couple months later, he told his dad I forced him to make the ol' dirty 2 finger licking gesture, take a pic and send it to him.

    He lives with his dad now, and isn't allowed here until I can afford a camera system. Still unclear on a motive.

    bluedyou , cottonbro studio Report

    Lauora
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it because he was trying to manipulate situation to get to live with Dad?

    Shark Lady
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar thing happened to me, child wanted to live with grandparents because they were more fun, were retired and never expected her to even put her things away. Child gave herself bruises and no one believed me for years, I lost custody for several years.

    Smeghead Tribble Down Under
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like fkn little feral future crim.

    Crystalwitch60
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this one’s defo along the lines of monster in the making, I hope dads got him in therapy ,cos if he treats his mum like that with zero f ks given , women ain’t gonna be safe on the streets when he’s around !

    Sunshine
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck is the "ol' dirty 2 finger licking gesture"???

    Val
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do a peace sign but stick your tongue in between your fingers. If you need more context...ummm.

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    Damned_Cat
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's such a terrifying situation. We used to have a kid (about 7-8 years old) like that in my old neighborhood. He used to just walk into people's houses and do whatever he wanted; watch tv, use the swimming pool, eat their food, whatever. One time, he went into our garage and turned on my father's power saw and tried to cut up a hammer handle. When the homeowner kicked him out, he would run and tell his parents that the neighbor assaulted him. They knew it wasn't true because he had called the police on them when they tried to discipline him for his behavior at home. He would routinely hurl himself into a door jamb or a pole to bruise his face and then tell his teachers that his folks beat him. The teachers would see him hurt himself, so they didn't believe him either. All attempts at counseling failed. The last I heard, the kid eventually ended up in prison for some unknown offense.

    Joseph
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad's house has the xbox

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    #4

    Person wearing a mask inside a car at night, illustrating funny and serious moments parents realized they were raising monsters. Not me but my parents. My brother was always the naughty one. Shoplifting as a kid, mouthing off at school etc. But I think when they realized he was a genuinely bad person was when he stole a bunch of stuff out of some old guys cabin and then burned it down so he wouldn't get caught.


    Spoiler alert: He got caught anyways because he pawned it all at our local pawn shop and they had his name and caught him on camera.

    guntergunthergoonter , Getty Images Report

    LinkTheHylian
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your brother is both a monster and a moron.

    JoMeBee
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better combination than brilliant monster....

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    Alexandra
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One man's 'naughty' is another man's sign of a socio-path in the making...

    Miki
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best kind of criminal: an idiot.

    Steve H
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes me laugh when people who failed in school and life in general, think they'll make master criminals!

    Thanos'Fingers
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I knew a dude in high school stole a bunch of stuff, but was smart enough to know he would be traced back from a p**n shop. But he wanted cash. So he convinced someone else, one of his "buddies" to p**n it for him and split the profits. Buddy gets brought in a week or two later and immediately points a finger, they go and find other reported goods in dudes car. The duped seller got off scot free (not normal, police were being nice there for pointing the finger).

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    Tommy DePaul
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a small child did he wet the bed and t*****e small animals?

    Tommy DePaul
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a small child did he wet the bed and t*****e animals?

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    #5

    Teen girl in a hoodie focused on a computer screen late at night with snacks nearby, showing moments parents realized they were raising monsters. When my daughter played Half-Life 2 for the first time, she immediately figured out you can pick up just about anything, exclaimed how filthy city 17 is and proceeded to pick up all the rubbish and put it in the bins before getting on with the game.

    SalmonSlamminWrites , Tima Miroshnichenko Report

    Brian Herold
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same vibe as the kid who liked to play GTA by simply driving around while obeying traffic laws.

    Rafael
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did the same in Fallout 4. Difference is that I was an adult, and I went as far as to use console commands to remove the clutter.

    Ozymandias73
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little weird, but not disturbing. Hopefully she does the same thing in real life.

    Purple Gurl
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did the same in Deathspank. There was a shiny trash pick up quest that I obsessed over until I completed it

    Lyone Fein
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love her. She needs to go into urban planning.

    Peta Warren
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is helping to restore my faith in humanity

    Kit Black
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is her room superorganized also? Does she sort her M&Ms by color before she can eat them? ...

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    #6

    Toddler smiling and playing with wooden toys in a bright room, capturing funny and serious moments of raising monsters. While potty training my 2yo, she figured out she could pee a little, get a chocolate chip as a reward, then wait 2 minutes, go pee again and get more chocolate. She's gaming my system at 2. Years. Old.

    liftinglmp , Tatiana Syrikova Report

    MK-C PHD
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 3 yo conned me out of a full Disney princess get up with shoes, crown and wand!!!

    R Dennis
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We only gave our daughter princess shoes. She wore them to use the bathroom and called them potty shoes... she was potty trained in one day.

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    Alexandra
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My puppy does that too....just not with the chocolate treat of course.

    Bananaramamama
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog has learned to get two breakfasts by "waking up with me" and then running back to our bed and sleeping until my husband wakes up after I've left for work. So he feeds her again.

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    azubi
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clever child. And now she's learning early on what happens when you overdo it.

    patricia patricia
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's quite common. The kid is definitely smarter than the adults. Why do you reward a kid for peeing????

    Lyone Fein
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t give material rewards for doing normal human behavior.

    Lila Allen
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah cause it's not like you work for a paycheck or anything....

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    Peta Warren
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know how far this kid gets in life!

    tori Ohno
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not evil, it's simply intelligent

    Kit Black
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is when you have to learn that the reward system is not appropriate for all children, lol!

    KatSaidThat
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you say you only get chocolate if you finish peeing and don't pee again for half an hour

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    #7

    Toddler mischievously playing with food in high chair while parent watches during funny and serious moments raising monsters. Every time my son is in his high chair and he gets cookies or candy, or really anything as a “treat” he will not eat it and throw it. proceeds to eat veggies, absolute monster.

    ronburgandy123 , Vanessa Loring Report

    Oxford Ranch
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son was injured as a toddler. While in hospital he stopped eating. Doctors told him he could have anything he wanted (food). He asked for Broccoli and ranch dip.

    Colleen Glim
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let him like what he likes. Healthy eating habits are becoming really rare

    Brian Herold
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a video I saw of a little girl in a high chair getting upset and refusing to eat a candy bar, but brightening up and happily eating when presented with a bowl of broccoli.

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've got a one year old who will sit in her high chair, stare me out, and then casually reach her arm outwards and drop whatever food she has on the floor. All while maintaining eye contact.

    Damned_Cat
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend's daughter used to throw screaming fits if she didn't get a BIG piece of raw broccoli to snack on while her mom made dinner. A small piece would not quell the tantrum. This always left my friend with this dilemma of should she allow her child to have a healthy green vegetable that would probably fill her up or say no so the child would eat a full meal with a variety of foods.

    Binky Melnik
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an odd conundrum! Two be happy that kid likes it enough to potentially spoil her dinner? I’ll bet other parents are kinda sorta envious!

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    Caffeine72
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would beg for Brussels sprouts as a kid and always picked salad or raw veggies over desserts. Still do.

    Michele campfens
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Veggies…little psychopath! 🤣🤣🤣

    Lila Allen
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are not vegetarian, but my oldest decided at age 3 he was. Hates meat. Had to get a vegan friend to create recipes. My mom tried to pay him to eat a bite of meat. He spit it out and handed the money back.

    MotherofGuineaPigs
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like mine - broccoli and carrots were her favorites. Preferably raw.

    Lotekguy
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mutant taste buds.

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    #8

    Young girl holding magnifying glass to her eye, representing funny and serious moments of parents raising monsters. My 6 year old has always had weird interests. She asked me to show her pictures of what's in our bodies. I showed her diagrams on Google, and she said, "no, I mean inside of a REAL body." 😳 I showed her some random picture of an arm surgery and she was begging for more.

    Also she always asks me to stop so she can look at animals that were hit on the road.

    We're really pushing for the medical field and not a serial criminal field.

    Edit: I feel as though I need to add this to the original comment. She has never shown any signs of aggression or desire to hurt people/animals. She is a very sweet child and doesn't even like it when we squish bugs or cut down the weeds in our yard! She shows respect for life, but is DEFINITELY interested in bodies. I am a science teacher and my wife is a nurse, so we definitely encourage her interest in science!

    monsterisincorrect , Yan Krukau Report

    Stardrop
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i fear this was me when i was little. my dad ran over a lizard with a weed whacker when i was around 7 and i was FASCINATED. my mom was creeped out to say the least.

    Thanos'Fingers
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think many if not most young children have a period like this to some degree. That's how we really learn about death and begin to comprehend it. Once you realize we are basically biological machines that can break down at any time just like a car, perspective changes a bit.

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    glowworm2
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The job professions of the parents definitely explain the child's curiosity. This is type of morbid curiosity is healthy and the parents are doing a great job raising her.

    Vanessa Panerosa
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need ppl like this. My good friend is a surgeon and can describe the most gruesome medical procedures that make my stomach turn. She doesn’t do it for shock value, it just doesn’t bother her. And thank god bc you certainly don’t need ppl like me holding the scalpel

    Roxy222uk
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she’s going to make a very good pathologist

    Crystalwitch60
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with this either m she’s interested,I foresee a surgeon in the making x

    Rafael
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was me, but I was more into bones. And I was really into dinos and fossils, so it was easier for my parents to understand it was science, not cráziness

    Alexandra
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is coroner-material, I think.

    roddy
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surgeon in the making. No problem there.

    Val
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love watching real surgeries! The last one I saw was of a brain tumor being removed-incredible.

    Jihana
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you recommend any YouTube channels? I love watching that stuff as well.

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    jasper
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh. She should come see my brother who runs an anatomy class at the local college. He took his kids in and showed them all kinds of things.

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    #9

    Man with tattoos and intense expression sitting in a dim room, reflecting on raising monsters as a parent. I firmly believe my oldest is a sociopath. There’s lots and lots of things that make me believe it, but since there’s not exactly a black/white test, there’s no way to prove it. He has no conscience and hasn’t since he was old enough to feel guilt, near as I can tell. He is 30, twice divorced for beating his wives and totally ignores his daughters whilst giving everything possible to his son.


    I blamed myself for years but my younger two are so different than my oldest, I just don’t know if it’s my fault or not.

    cpbaby1968 , Crypto Crow Report

    Harry Gondalf
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree. Sociopathy/psychopathy seem to be physical neural traits, not learned behavior.

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    LinkTheHylian
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sociopath and violent misogynist.

    Wheeskers
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid just got 10 years at 36 for heinous actions. Do I disown him? Send him a Christmas card? I'm so angry I could spit nails. He ruined two families. So, now what?

    Kalikima
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sorry you're going through that. I can't imagine what you're going through. Maybe just give it time, don't do either one and just sit on it, see how you feel in a few months. They say to never make abrupt, emotional decisions in situations like this..

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    patricia patricia
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sounds like a psychopath. Their brains are wired differently, and while you can definitely teach them what's right and what's wrong you'll never be able to make them feel guilty or ashamed for hurting others. It would be like trying to teach a blind person to see. Read "The psychopath Inside", by James Fallon.

    Kkg
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sociopath is raised. Psychopath is born. So if he's always been like this and parents didn't "damage" him, then he's a psychopath.

    fly on the wall
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That seems like a pretty simplistic distillation of a complex subject.

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    d b
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting that he values his son (not a psychopathic trait, but sometimes associated with a 'only likes one person' tendency in sociopathy). Could be malignant narcissism, especially if he sees his son as a representation of himself, constantly forces others to praise them both, and destroys anyone who questions his superiority. A sociopath simply doesn't care about anything or anybody, and seeks to manipulate, subvert and destroy as entertainment.

    Roxy222uk
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time this picture comes up his disproportionate feet disturb me

    Kelly Scott
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an interesting book I read about Nancy Spungeon - Spurgeon? - , the girl who tried to k**l her mom with a hammer when she was 12. The book said she was a "blue baby". She was blue when she was born because she didn't get enough oxygen to her brain. That's what they figured turned her into a psychopath. Apparently a lot of kids that are screwed up this way are the way they are because of nothing more than brain damage they got before or when they were born. And it makes sense. People who have strokes sometimes change personalities, too.

    Kkg
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or it was just a coincidence. There is a very small correlation between being born as a blue baby and being diagnosed with psychopathy later in life. There is a connection, it can increase chances, but it's most probably not a deciding component.

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    Neopet22
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to point fingers but the way you raise your oldest and youngest is very different. Your levels of experience would be immensely different and the amount of positive vs negative attention would change as well

    Jo Firth
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My older brother is the family sociopath. Same parents, similar upbringing (difference is that he was told he walked on water) to my brother and me ... some are just born this way. Thankfully he dropped out of our lives 40 years ago. Don't even know if he is still alive ... and don't care.

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    #10

    Happy young child laughing joyfully, capturing funny and serious moments parents realize they are raising monsters. Years ago, my wife and I had a very heated argument. Our daughter overhears us and comes into the room just as things hit their peak. My wife rushes into the bathroom crying. I'm left sitting on the bed feeling low, listening to my wife sob on the other side of the door. Our daughter looks up at me with a smile and says "Mommy's crying" and proceeds to laugh loud enough for mom to hear. And with that, I was in trouble for something entirely new.

    PallidaCulus , Marko Tuokko Report

    [>.<]/
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid is probably already used to heated arguments between parents that makes one of them cry....

    Yayheterogeneity
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stress response. Tell her all will be well, that you will reconcile.

    Child of the Stars
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I was thinking. It's the same thing as when someone suddenly starts giggling during a funeral or something serious.

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    Earthquake903
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds pretty awful to me

    MeFromTheFBI
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope she dosing get used to it, like me. I’m still legally a minor and my parents fight all the time my entire life (mostly because of my sister) and I have officially gotten used to it

    Lola July
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has chosen to identify with the father. This is to not be the victim. She will have very little if any respect for her mother or anyone who she sees as weak.

    R Dennis
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe she's witnessed so many arguments and fights, it has become normalized to her and that is a coping response.

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    #11

    Young child screaming and holding head in frustration, capturing funny and serious moments parents realized they were raising monsters. When my son decided- in the grocery store parking lot- that it would be “fun” to scream “YOU’RE NOT MY MOMMY! WHERE’S MY MOMMY? YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM!” He had this evil smirk on his face as I panicked and tried to explain what could happen if someone heard that. He started yelling it louder.

    Edit** Thank you for all the parenting tips, but we’re good :)
    Trust me, he doesn’t get away with stuff.
    No I’m not going to slap him across the face or beat him.
    He *was* disciplined. He learned his lesson. I can laugh about it now.
    He is a mini me and my parents often remind me that he is karma for all the troubles I put them through 😂.

    Iceicemickey , Keira Burton Report

    Angela C
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I hope you have one just like you!"

    Janelle Collard
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom used to say this to me - so I showed her - never had kids! I win! 🤣

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    Gareth
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get in your car and start driving away.

    Detroit Citizen
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah my precious daughter lol. When we would be grocery shopping she was always begging for candy. Which i always got her some, she would try to put extra in the cart when i wasnt looking. When id find it, she would, in that ear piercing little girl scream at the top of her lungs "Dada dont beat me, ill be good, please dada dont beat me". OMG. Every mother would descend on me. My daughter has me sh! t eating grin. My mom always said she hoped one of my children would be just like me, yep. Thats my daughter lol Edit: No i never beat her lol

    KatSaidThat
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where TF do they learn this from? Genuine question as someone without kids

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    Upstaged75
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece is definitely karma for everything my brother did as a kid/teen. 😂

    Marie-Helene Briere
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these posts make me so happy I dont have children! and will never have

    Huddo's sister
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of an episode of Outnumbered where the little girl Karen has learned stranger danger, so when she doesn't want to leave a gift shop, she points at her dad and yells 'stranger, stranger, stranger'.

    Crissy Newbury
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our grandson aged 5 did this to us on an airplane just as we landed. Because it was too late to purchase a sandwich from the trolley.

    MotherofGuineaPigs
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother threw himself to the ground in the cereal aisle (he was told no to some sugary cereal) and screamed 'NO! DON"T BEAT ME AGAIN!' He would also hold his breath at the top of the stairs until he passed out. Not surprising that he has no sense of responsibility.

    Tonyah Mcanelly
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my son did this to me at a festival in front of a police officer working security . So i asked the officer where the child lost and found is and my son got a stone cold face lol

    Sofia
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you guys have documents?

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    #12

    Woman with a shocked expression, realizing parenting moments that hint they may be raising monsters. When my son was 13 or 14, we were chatting about how as kids get older, and parents become elderly, often the kids become a care-giver to some degree to the parent. My son offhandedly remarked that he’d be looking for the cheapest nursing home at which to park me.

    anon , Anna Tarazevich Report

    Misha Writer
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely made jokes like that when I was a kid/teen, maybe even young adult. I'm in my 50s now. I was a care giver to my mother and now that she's gone, I would give anything for just one more day of taking care of her. I'm am effectively my dad's care giver now, though he is still fully mobile and independent. He just can't drive (neuropathy) which is fine because he can't shop either. Can't cook, do laundry or light house cleaning either, because he is a man.

    Timothy Yeager
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't give you an up/down vote. I appreciate what you do for your father, but as a MAN I take offense at other men who use their gender as an excuse not to do general daily household jobs. I call BS.

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    CPooh
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents have repeatedly been informed that they are getting taxidermied.

    amy lee
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why we need to make provisions for ourselves and not lumber our kids with this nonsense. It's like buying a house, you want to make your own choices and you only get to make your own choices if you're paying.

    Earthquake903
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids say stuff like this and I respond that I'll put them up for adoption....they're all adults

    Roxy222uk
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Watch this: - this is me spending your inheritance"

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    ManuelQue
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom had the foresight to purchase long-term care insurance when she was in her mid sixties. It certainly was a help in getting some outside help when she was in long-term care in her eighties.

    Maggie Fulton
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a lot of stress to put on a kid that age. You haven’t even gotten a start in life or had a chance to be independent, and your parent is already implying they’ll hold you down (what a kid hears). My mom did this “Will you share your last bean with me” c**p all the time when I was a kid, and it flipped me out. Kids aren’t your insurance policy, and telling them that will be their job when they’re older is too much stress. Honestly, what your kid said is a way of handling anxiety.

    Tommy DePaul
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my sister and I were around 6 or 7 my mother would drive us by the city's largest nursing home and say, "that's where bad kids put their parents." She would then take us out for burgers and ice cream. Pavlov had nothing on her.

    Alexandra
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that is why it makes sense to make sure someone you can trust will look after you through a POA. Your children are not always the best choice, reading a lot of stories about kids complaining that their parents spend 'the kid's inheritance' . No dear off-spring, while I live it's mine, all mine. When i'm no long amongst the living, there's an iron-clad will.

    highwaycrossingfrog
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, I used to say to my mum I'd take care of her, and she always replied "No! Just stick me in a nursing home." Lol

    Fres
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always tell my youngest (he's 34) that the only reason I'm nice to him is because I know that he's gonna be the one picking my nursing home.

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    #13

    Young girl in striped shirt lying on bed with a frustrated expression, capturing funny and serious moments of parenting challenges. Three year old daughter deliberately screaming to wake up her four month old sister.

    For five hours. During a long car ride.

    Azuaron , Getty Images Report

    MK-C PHD
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just cuz they’re kids doesn’t mean they’re not a$$holes!!!

    Vladmir Pootin
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that means is humans are inherently a**holes until taught to care.

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    Alexandra
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure to remove the bits of glue around the mouth later on: leave no evidence....

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    Lyoness
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to know what the consequences were.

    Kelly Scott
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Five hours? After five minutes I would have given her something to scream about.

    Anne Roberts
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Five hours is a bit much, isn't it? I would have pulled to the side of the road and let the kid stand outside and scream - every time she did it.

    Roberta Surprenant
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can hear dad telling her "I'll give you something to cry about"

    Littlemiss
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called manipulation, they're born finding ways to meet their needs. Doesn't mean it was right, but they're 3 years old. They still need to learn boundaries.

    Binky Melnik
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what on earth “need” is she filling by making sure the baby can’t sleep? Sounds like meaningless psychobabble to me.

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    KatSaidThat
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Antihistamines - the drowsy type.

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    #14

    Young child swinging a blue baseball bat outdoors, capturing funny and serious moments parents realize they are raising monsters. When I watched my younger son walk out on the porch, pick up a plastic whiffle bat, look at it, look at his older brother sitting on the porch steps, look back at the bat, and then haul back and crack his brother's head like Babe Ruth popping one out of the park.

    I could watch his thought process in 5 seconds time: Bat. . .Brother. . .Bat. . .Hit. No hesitation.

    Tyskeberget , Tim Mossholder Report

    Tempest
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo OP watched the entire “thought process” and didn’t try to stop the kid before the other kid got hurt??

    LinkTheHylian
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How fast can you move in 5 seconds? You think OP was The Flash?

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    Zac
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my sister was once trying to hit me with a metal baseball bat when she was 6 and i was 8. my mom, in her infinite wisdom, thought that reverse psychology was the way to a 6 year olds heart, so she explained to my sister that hitting me with the bat could k**l me, and explained what death was. she then said " so if you want to still hit your brother after i told you he will die go ahead" and luckily my mom has good reflexes because she was able to catch the bat about 3 inches from my face. my sister was fully going to m****r me at 6 years old because my mom said she could. dont use reverse psychology on a child, they dont understand it.

    Kit Black
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, don't assume that dead means permanent to a child. No matter how much you explain it to them, there are certain parts of the brain that just aren't ready.

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    Earthquake903
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing you were there to supervise the violence

    Purple Gurl
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of you complaining-a wiffle bat doesn't even register on a household scale for weight. The worst it could do at a child's attempt at Babe Ruth would sting like heck, maybe bruise, and result in a cartoon chase scene with someone probably getting sprayed by a hose. I should know-I was the older sibling in this story at one time.

    Shelli Aderman
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m so sorry, and I know this is wrong, but the way it’s written makes me 😂

    Auntie Mim
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God it's SO true though. My boys... I could envision this exact scenario happening with them.

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    Sofia
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You watch him peeking a bat and don't worry on what could be doing with it?

    Anne Roberts
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully there were consequences.

    Crissy Newbury
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So why didn’t you stop him?

    Yayheterogeneity
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    Nothing mean here. Children have to learn empathy bit by bit.

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    #15

    Hand dipping French fry into ketchup, capturing a relatable moment in parents raising monsters with messy eating habits. Today my 3 year old dipped her cantaloupe in ketchup and ate a whole plate of it.

    igivekidsdr**s , Fatemeh Rz Report

    Stardrop
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i stg little kids have the funkiest palates.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! I think I put ketchup on pretty much everything when I was aged 3-7 or so XD

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    Norfolk and good
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son used to have ketchup on his roast dinner, which is grounds for arrest in the UK. 😆

    Papa
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you ever see me reaching for the ketchup bottle for roast you can bet the roast is just dry.

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    jasper
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psychopath! 😂😂😂

    kissmychakram
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My god daughter used to dip her pear slices in the garlic butter at Pizza Express when she was about that age.

    Upstaged75
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine used to dip broccoli in ketchup. 😫

    TonjaLasagne
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom got me into apple slices dipped in soy sauce.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, but apple + salty can be so good though XD One of my sister's friend's moms used to give us kids a plate of sliced green apples with salt on them. I loved them!

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    Child of the Stars
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my oldest was about the same age, they liked to dip tortilla chips in strawberry yogurt.

    Kid Murray
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cyclist Mathieu Van der Poel eats pasta and ketchup. His Italian teammates and team chef are horrified.

    Anne Roberts
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤮 My daughter ate ketchup and grated Parmesan cheese sandwiches for years. Gross

    Harry Gondalf
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother invented the peanut butter and banana sandwich.

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    #16

    Pregnant woman in nursery preparing for parenting moments and raising monsters with love and care. Okay, this is not my kid. but my mom found out she was raising a jerk. When we were out baby clothes shopping with my pregnant aunt, whose first baby didn't survive. A year or two earlier, and my brother says "what are you buying it clothes for when you don't even know it's going to live?".

    K1cked92 , Pavel Danilyuk Report

    Deborah B
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The level of problematic this is depends on the kid's age. 6 year old, zero tact is to be expected. 10 or older, scary lack of empathy.

    d b
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good point about maturity. But also: lots of kids with ASD can make comments like this, not out of callousness, but as a result of an informational and logical mind coupled with lack of social understanding. Correct response? Teach them them social reactions, perspective-taking and expected phrases in these situations. Individuals with ASD often have huge amounts of emotional empathy, but they just don't process social conventions.

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    Roberta Surprenant
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if he heard this from adults talking?

    Anne Roberts
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That takes heartless to a whole new and terrible level.

    #17

    Baby wrapped in a blue blanket sleeping peacefully in a crib, capturing funny and serious moments parents face raising monsters. When I was born I had two teenage sisters and oodles of aunts and uncles to smother me with attention.

    Three years later my little sister was born and all that went away. I went from being a very happy child to being fairly dark and moody.

    There is a family story that a few months after my little sister was born my parents were out and my grandmother was babysitting. The story goes that she caught me going into the baby's room with a claw-hammer. When she asked what I was doing I just stared silently at her for several seconds then answered sullenly "nothing" dropped the claw hammer to the floor and sulked off to my room.

    varthalon , Alicia Report

    Rafael
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is legit terrifying, because it is so easy to miss - and while could be just a misfire of kid logic, there's no going back if allowed to happen.

    Mel in Georgia
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad was assigned to Korea for 18 months 6 weeks after I was born. During that time my mom lived with her mom and grandmother. I had 3 generations of women to coddle me! Then Dad came home, got my mom pregnant right away, put us in a VW bug, moved us away and then my little brother was born. Can't say I threatened to end him, but I did run away a lot and once "helped" my mom by covering him in Vaseline. I was not a fan of my new life and it showed!

    Panda Kicki
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a guy who tried to jam his baby sister in the garbage chute, at 3 yo

    Kit Black
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At three all they know is that's where you put things you don't want anymore

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    Mosritheel
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a baby my older sister (four years older than me) tried to put a fork through the soft area of my skull because she wanted me gone. When I was around four or five, she fed me cleaning chemicals from under the sink in our new house (the old home owners stuff was still everywhere). I’m not sure how or why I survived, or what she fed me. Within the next ten years, she would ‘fight’ me with slaps and scratches. After that, she turned to bullying. Weirdly, this is all discounted by my mother, who insists my sister loves me to bits. I don’t know if these things are common between siblings, but I can empathise.

    mria alternativa
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A whole family who values babies over kids. I get that attention and needs change, but this person clearly felt abandoned and knew what had changed to cause it, by kid logic.

    Eliza
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find these stories so interesting because my experience has been the opposite. My kids have been excited and super happy to get a new sibling. When I had the second, oldest rarely left her side for months. The baby was like his new safety blanket. As long as the baby was near, big brother felt like the world was his oyster. When I had the 3rd both the older ones were over the moon and both asked to stay in the delivery suite to greet him. They both felt his head as he emerged.They would hold him and coo at him everyday. When my sister was born, I remember feeling as my kids did. I also remember being *extremely* upset that no one woke me at 1am when my mom went into lanor. I missed the first 5 or 6 hours of my sister's life. I couldn't stand being separated from her at first. She was such a miracle I wanted to cuddle with her as much as I could.

    Anne Roberts
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad you turned out ok. Right?

    Otto Katz
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom had one baby, a year and a half another, and it wasn't for 4.5 years later I was born. Totally messed up the second one, who was used to being the baby. She never got over it, one of the reasons she od'd at 44 years old.

    Smeghead Tribble Down Under
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    Again, future psychopath.

    Crystalwitch60
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    Ffs shut it ! no this is a child used to all the attention ,suddenly having to share it , n having parents ,that don’t bother with her anymore m instead of showing her they still love her very much , etc , ur comments dude ain’t funny , they actually show u as a psychopath .,,,,

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    #18

    Happy child holding a black and white cat outdoors, capturing funny and serious moments of parents raising monsters. We had our young cat 'fixed" and she just slept and rested all day after coming back from the vet's. My 11 yr old son asked very concerned, after watching the cat lying around all day , " do you think she is sad because she can't have babies?" ( awww... so sweet). My 7 yr old son asked, "so, if she doesn't recover, would we get a cash settlement?".

    loveandrubyshoes , Dmitry Egorov Report

    Val
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call 1 800 877 CASH NOW.

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    It's my money and I need it now

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    Northern Breeze
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Things a 7 y o never said for $500, Alex "

    Wendy
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    Better Call Saul ...

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    #19

    Father sitting on a couch seriously talking to his child, capturing a funny and serious moment of raising monsters. Many years ago I started working for a guy who was a single dad with two boys, then aged about 11 and 13. The older one was a nice kid, the younger one was a problem. Shoplifting, truancy, lying, etc. My boss actually warned me to keep my wallet on my person when he was around.

    One day he told me that when the boys were 2 and 4 he and his then wife were delivering a couple of cars to a city that was a couple of days drive. They had pulled off the highway into the scrub to sleep for the night.

    In the morning found that "someone" had turned on the headlights of one car during the night and the battery was flat.

    He went out to the highway and eventually flagged down someone who had jumper leads and was willing to drive off into the scrub with a rough looking stranger.

    Got the car started and the guy drove off. He left the car to take a leak and the younger son reached over and turned off the key.

    He said that was the moment when he realized that he had a problem child.

    I worked for him for a couple of years and moved on.

    Partly_Dave , August de Richelieu Report

    Eliza
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A 2 year old is simply not aware enough of how cars work to purposely drain the battery or know that turning off the car after a jump will cause problems.

    Stardrop
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unrelated, but i've seen this particular stock image used on bp so many times

    Upstaged75
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even look at the pic anymore. I scroll right by them.

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    #20

    Child in grey sweatpants jumping on a trampoline outdoors, capturing funny and serious moments of raising monsters. My three year old was given a small fisher price trampoline for his birthday. It's like three feet in diameter. A few months later, we got invited to take him to Sky Zone, which is a giant indoor warehouse that is wall to wall trampolines. It's awesome. So my wife turns to my son and says, "Hey buddy, do you want to go to the trampoline place?"

    Without missing a beat, my kid rolls his eyes at her, jerks his thumb towards the fisher price one, and says, in the most condescending tone a three year old could muster, "I have one.".

    somberleaves , freepik Report

    pineapple87
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably didn't understand what was on offer unless he'd been there before

    Crissy Newbury
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about 13 and desperately wanted to learn guitar. Trouble was, I didn’t have one. My father bought me a toy guitar. I refused to have anything to do with it. My father was not amused. I never learned guitar.

    Betty Spaghetti
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it’s one he doesn’t have to share!

    Crystalwitch60
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    Wait till he goes 😂n sees how huge them are, the fisher price one will be dust !! n I foresee a tantrum cos he WANTS one of the big ones like the trampoline park 😂😂

    #21

    Stressed mother sitting with hand on face while child behind her, capturing funny and serious moments parents realize raising monsters. Before my son could crawl he learned how to climb the extra tall baby gate.

    Before he could walk he climbed the window sill

    Before he could run he climbed the bunk bed

    Before he could open an applesauce container he learned how to unlock the front door

    I’m not sure what moment made me think “yep. He’s a monster”

    It might have been when I almost witnessed Harambe 2. I ducked down for ten seconds to tie his sister’s shoe and when I looked up he had one leg over the barrier ready to go say hello. He’s 2 by the way.

    Or it might have been when I resigned myself to the leash. I brought it home, prepared for the protests. Instead he declared himself a puppy dog, made his siblings play police with him for two hours while he “sniffed out the bad guys” then gleefully showed me how easy it was for him to take the thing off.

    I give up guys.

    Auntie_Ahem , Keira Burton Report

    Leah Woodard
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried a harnass with my little escape artist. She very quickly caught on to the disapproval of bystanders and would lie on the ground, clutching the straps, yelling, "Ow, mommy! Hurts, mommy!" She's 4o now and still a stinker.

    Kelly Scott
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I used to train dogs that would lay down and roll over and refuse to walk on a leash. Dragging them a couple of yards was usually enough to change their minds. That would probably work on kids, too. But also, most people are gonna be a******s about leashes you put on kids. If you don't care about their opinions, chances are your daughter wouldn't either. But if you internalize someone else's disapproval, I'm not surprised she took advantage of that. If you're a parent, "I don't care..." (what someone else thinks, what Tony's mom does, what my mother says, etc...), has to be a big part of your vocabulary.

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    Deborah B
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents just went with denim overalls, and would grab my younger brother by the y-back on his overalls when he attempted to escape. Air jail is for toddlers too.

    Gadaffi Duck
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was me so so much. My mum said she used to have to strap me in reins, strap the reins in the high chair/pram and then put the high chair/pram straps on over the top because I'd be out the standard straps in a blink and either standing on the high chair tray or dragging my feet under the pram scuffing my expensive prescription shoes 🤣

    DeeDee M
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to harness my youngest in public, for his own safety. I got a lot of dirty looks and a lot of understanding ones. If you know, you know. Having a kid who is spirited is an interesting journey-you have to keep them safe!

    Rick Murray
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to escape from childproof car seats and open medicine bottles for my parents. After a lot of stressing, mom finally figured out that I wasn't necessarily trying to escape, I just didn't want to be confined. I think I might be a cat in a human body. 😸

    Anne Roberts
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son had a harness when he was 2. I used to get dirty looks from older people. Apparently they never lost their kid in a mall and had a panic attack.

    Huddo's sister
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister was like this. She had had two concussions by the time she was 18 months, from climbing and falling off things. My mum had already used the leash on my brother 7 years before, and she needed it even more with my sister. One day in church, she ran across the front towards my grandma in the choir pit and there was an audible gasp when she nearly knocked over a vase of flowers. Thankfully when she was prescribed meds for her ADHD, she settled down a bit. Mum wouldn't say she was a monster, but she still struggles to understand her because her ADHD and ASD affect her problem solving skills and ability to look after herself (she's in her mid 20s now).

    Julie S
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I climbed up on the window sill and fell out of the upstairs bedroom window just before I was 2.

    Fungus John
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this was me as a child. i literally had to sleep in a cage because you couldn't keep me in the cot

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    #22

    Older man with serious expression in a plain white shirt against dark background, reflecting parents raising monsters moments. I have three sons. 8, 23 and 26.

    The middle one, Andrew, boasted to me that he slept with "over 30 chicks" on Tinder. And with some of them in my bed.

    wisp009 , Tima Miroshnichenko Report

    Megalodon Meg
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew. Tell his a*s to use his own bed w*f

    Alexandra
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's gross instead of something to be proud of.

    Jp@nda
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would post it, embarrass the nasty little thing

    TonjaLasagne
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for him to move out, me thinks.

    Oxford Ranch
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nasty!!!! He can move out!!

    Shelli Aderman
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 💩-ometer is strong with this one! 😂

    Anne Roberts
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully he's been checked for STD's

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    #23

    Smiling young boy in a yellow jacket showing funny and serious moments of parents raising monsters against yellow background. He told me that pouring hot water on daddy would be so, so, sooooo funny.

    when my daughter was much younger, she and my ex's son talked at great length about how fun it would be to chop me up, cook my body, and throw me away**.

    jame5180 , Anna Shvets Report

    Tempest
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like they’re parroting what adults have said around them. I have a cousin who did the same when he was younger. His parents hated each other and for the first several years of his life he grew up around that. One time during some island tour trip we took together with several other relatives, the men went off to buy the boat tickets while the women and kids stayed back at the beach. His mum was joking with the other women about how she wants to push her husband overboard once the boats are out at sea. My cousin who was around 3/4 at the time heard this and kept repeating it for the next several hours, saying “let’s push dad off the boat” and laughing at it. I was a kid myself but I felt so uncomfortable that a kid would say something like that about his own dad after hearing from his mom.

    Kkg
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's quite unlikely that he heard anything about cooking another person! Plus there's no indication what was the age of kids.

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    Mel in Georgia
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 3-yr-old told my husband that her friend was bad at preschool. He asked, "Did she get in trouble?" Daughter: "Oh yes!" Husband: What happened?" D: "We put her in a pot and cooked her!" H: "Did you eat her?" D: "Yes!" H: "What did she taste like?" D: "Chicken!" Kids have morbid imaginations sometimes!

    Ginger ninja
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh young kids just let the intrusive thoughts slip out of their heads. Doesnt mean they actually would donit or mean what they are saying

    Crystalwitch60
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    2 weeks ago

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    Ok in this case you’re bang on ! Dont let it go to your head tho lol , cos the rest ain’t been funny or true ,

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    #24

    Young girl making a funny angry face, illustrating funny and serious moments parents realized they were raising monsters. When my daughter was naughty as a pre- schooler we used to put her in the kitchen for a timeout. We had a safety gate on the doorway and as long as nothing was cooking in there it was like a holding pen for her. Well she started to ask to go to the toilet as soon as she was put in there. At first she was allowed to go but pretty soon it became clear she was just using the toilet excuse to get out of the timeout early. The first time I told her she could go to the toilet after timeout (which usually only last a few minutes) she proceeded to pee on the kitchen floor in retaliation. She has a terrible temper. She's 15 now it's still there.

    thewestisawake , Ladislav Stercell Report

    Babs McGurk
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I first read this, I thought you meant the pee on the kitchen floor was still there...

    Tyranamar Seuss
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd let her go and then start timeout all over again when she gets back.

    Colleen Glim
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My youngest also had an extreme temper. There were multiple times when she was a child that I was sat out side her bedroom holding the door closed because I would not let her out until she calmed down. Too many people are missing the ability to calm themselves down

    Vaa10
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why my friend's parents used to ground her little brother in the bathroom

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    #25

    Smiling child holding a large watermelon outdoors, capturing a funny and serious moment of parents raising monsters. I'm not a parent but I remember when I was 6 and my brother was 4.5 we took a watermelon from the kitchen whilst our mum was on the phone and we managed to drag it up the stairs and then rolled it down. It smashed all over the CARPET at the bottom of the stairs. Our mum was so mad.

    anon , Gheorghe Fetita Report

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope mum made you two clean up the mess

    Huddo's sister
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum was usually pretty lenient (though she did cry over spilled milk/broken dishes) but one time she was really strict was when my brother and I got hold of some blutac and it ended up stuck in the carpet. Cream carpet that now had black spots where the blutac had picked up dirt. We were banned from using blutac the rest of the time we lived in that house.

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    #26

    Young man shaving with razor in bathroom, capturing a funny and serious moment parents realized they were raising monsters My six yo daughter told me to shave that thing off, my goatee. Couple days later I did, I asked her, "do you like it?" She makes a bit of a face and says" no I didn't know your chin was so small.".

    kurjadezi , cottonbro studio Report

    nottheactualphoto
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry. You look better without it.

    Purple Gurl
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There ain't no brutal like little no filters kid brutal

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    #27

    Teenage boy wearing a cap backwards laughing with hand on face, capturing funny and serious moments raising monsters. When my son blithely told me he wants to play the documentary Under the Curve for his classmates because he is trying to convince them the world is flat. He admits he knows it is not, but he is trying, actively, to CON them into thinking it IS.

    AngryZen_Ingress , Karola G Report

    patricia patricia
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll have a wonderful career in politics. He may even become the president of the USA in some years' time... If there's elections ever again.

    Michael Largey
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, there will be another elections. Heavily armed ICE agents will be positioned at every polling place - to guard against election fraud, of course.

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    mria alternativa
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate people like this. "For teh lulz" was great before idiots started believing the bullhonkey. The "it's fun to provoke"-crowd needs to go.

    #28

    Young girl with a bored expression lying down holding a remote, capturing funny and serious moments parents realize raising monsters My 6 year old daughter punched my 4 year old son in the face and gave him a bloody nose. When I asked her why she punched him in the face, she looked at me and said. 'I didn't punch him in the face, I punched him in the nose'.

    KsizzleM , Getty Images Report

    Stardrop
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean...she's not wrong

    Nizumi
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And has she done it since? I remember very clearly a time when I was 6: Playing with my best friend, I just hauled off and slapped him across the face. BAM! I still remember his look of shock, and then the hurt, and then the pain, and then the tears. In the moment I was just observing. But by the evening, I felt awful. I've never hit anyone again.

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    #29

    Child pointing a toy gun towards the camera, capturing a funny and serious moment raising monsters outdoors. Oh man, too many to list. The most recent is when my son shot me with his Nerf gun directly in my eyeball. My eye still hurts a week later. A couple of weeks ago, my other son pooped on the floor (he's 3) and put a donut on top of it to hide it.

    Cz4rny , Addy Mae Report

    d b
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normalise the expression 'put a donut on it' to describe awkward attempts to hide s**t situations.

    TonjaLasagne
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The donut hiding the p**p made me snort.

    patricia patricia
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does your son have a gun? Any gun. He clearly doesn't understand basic safety. It could have been much worse. I think those kids need limits NOW.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither my brother or I let our kids have ANY type of gun whatsoever. Grammy was sad about that when she once bought them a bubble gun, but rules are rules. I don't want any confusion about pointing a weapon at another person.

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    Dread Pirate Roberts
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, I busted up laughing at the p**p donut 😂

    Shaggy
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, nerf dart..... Try a lacrosse ball, from a 15 YO, point blank shot while i was playing D, to his attack, during practice, as coach, so not wearing pads... Right to the eye socket... He was impressed that I got up and continued. Had a shiner for a week...

    Tonyah Mcanelly
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL The donut thing has me in stitches

    Biytemii
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I have a story about a child like this that I just remembered because of this post. Except we were in office max and the mother just ignored it the kid left a trail if nuggets... Me and my husband got outta there.. that mom though... Also once had an old guy walking quickly to the restroom when I was managing a 711 he was a regular a big nugget fell out of his wife grandpa pants on the way. When he came out of the toilet we had already got rid of it as to try not to embarrass him further because ya know old guy and a regular... He went to look for it and we hadn't gotten to mopping the little bit of skid mark up so he just threw a napkin over it and left red as a tomato. He didn't come back for a long time ..

    katakuri
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 may have been an accident cuz I e done this on accident with a snowball once

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    #30

    Hand placing photo magnets on fridge covered with colorful fruit images, capturing funny and serious parenting moments. My 5 and 10 year old were having an epic verbal war in the living room which ended abruptly after I shouted various generic parenting noises in their direction.

    My 5 year old son then walked confidently into the kitchen, took a picture of his brother off the fridge proceeded to dispose of it in the bin.

    Utterly jerk behaviour of course but honestly I was secretly extremely impressed with his top passive aggression.

    ratb23 , Kristyna Squared.one Report

    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much better than physically trying to take him out.

    Purple Gurl
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Shouted various generic parenting noises' had me thinking of the Tuskan Raiders holding their spears and shouting in Star Wars

    Stephanie Did It
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the scene in The Quiet Man where Squire Danaher tells his lackey to write down Sean Thornton's name in his little notebook. "Now strike it out!" That was a big insult in his world.

    Dread Pirate Roberts
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that movie! Will Danaher was a massive jerk, but so comical that you couldn't completely hate him lol besides, you knew the widow is gonna set him straight when she marries him 😆

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    Mike F
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is mild, as least compared to the others. Funny as h3ll though.

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    #31

    Young boy playing baseball with a parent outdoors, capturing funny and serious moments parents realize they are raising monsters. My 8 year old son had gotten a plastic baseball bat from me and my wife, this plastic baseball bat wasn’t just some weak plastic it actually was pretty hard. Well one day I walk outside to see my younger 5 year old daughter screaming and running from my 8 year old son who is holding the baseball bat and wacking her wherever he can, he was wearing my jeans, had a bandana on and a baseball cap on backwards. He kept calling himself a cool kid and wouldn’t stop wacking her. I ran over and stopped him and my Wife took our daughter inside to get an ice pack. I took the bat away and asked him why he was hitting her, and I repeat exactly what he said “because I’m a cool kid and cool kids show there siblings who’s the leader, daddy”. He got grounded for a week and after he was done with the grounding he told me he was very sorry, he wasn’t finished... A month later I find him running around with a plastic sword in a ninja costume from last Halloween and wacking my daughter again! I ran over, stopped him, my daughter ran off, and when I asked him why he hit her this time he said “because it’s fun”. He got grounded for a very long time, and I realized then he needed counseling. He is now 20 and my daughter is 17, my son had come over for dinner one night and some how that was brought up, he denied the entire thing even though before that he said he remembered counseling! I just hope he doesn’t raise his newborn son to be a karate master

    AdUdEiNaMoOoD , Gustavo Fring Report

    Shark Lady
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister made several attempts on my life when I was a toddler and would beat me whenever she got the chance. It changed when she was about 10 and I was 7 as she realised that mental a***e was more effective.

    Jac Carr
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He genuinely may not remember the incidents; people think memories are like photos stuck in time but they're not

    Chuck the Cat
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also learnt the other day that the brain can create fake memories! I have several memories, which I already couldn’t decide whether they were true or not, from when I was a small child, but now I’m questioning if they actually happened at all!

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    I Need More Espresso
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother and I used to race to the hall closet to see who could get to the metal baseball bat first. My parents eventually got rid of that bat... we fought constantly and without regard for life or limb. Something changed when we were teens (not really sure what) and since then (now in our late thirties) we've been super good friends. We take hiking trips together, plan family trips together, he lent me money to move for my first job and is my first call for "adulting" advice. Grateful we didn't manage to k**l or maim eachother

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    #32

    Shocked woman with long blonde hair and striped tank top showing surprise in funny and serious parent moments raising monsters. My son is autistic, and therefore lacks a strong filter for his internal thoughts. Anyhoo, we were getting ready to leave the house a couple of years ago and he looks at me and goes, "Are you really going to work without any makeup?".

    khaleesi1984 , Andrea Piacquadio Report

    Val
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he was probably used to your "work face" and voiced his opinion, not knowing where you were going. I have two autistic nephews, they tell it how it is!

    patricia patricia
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn't make him a horrible person.

    Crystalwitch60
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    😂😂😂I’m not autistic,but I don’t got that filter either 😂 now I’m old I don’t apologise for it 😂 ie if u want the full on honest truth don’t ask me ! if u ain’t ready for the answer x

    katakuri
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha h-……not an excuse at least try

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    #33

    Person holding a brown leather wallet with a dollar bill, illustrating funny and serious moments parents face raising monsters. My 5 year old son didn’t like the babysitter we got for him on our date night. So he hid the car keys and my husband’s wallet, only taking out some cash to pay the babysitter..

    Also one of my shoe, but that was poorly hidden.

    Bleakwind , Allef Vinicius Report

    Gadaffi Duck
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like my eldest, she used to stand there barely a year old demanding the car keys off 6gtandoarebts every time they visited so they'd have to stay longer.

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    #34

    Young man with curly hair covering his mouth in surprise, illustrating funny and serious moments of raising monsters. My dad told me when we were driving once , I was in the back and was trying to climb through to the front , he pushed me back to my seat, I was maybe 6-7 and apparently said ‘when you’re all old and weak I’m going to chuck you about!’.

    jon332 , Ekaterina Belinskaya Report

    EmbersAreOut
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw the “6-7” and physically recoiled.

    amy lee
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct response is 42 then start quizzing them on their timetables. Either you'll have made it uncool or you'll raise a maths whizz. Either way win win!

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    #35

    Child sitting thoughtfully in garden with colorful flowers, capturing funny and serious moments parents faced raising monsters. Not a parent, but an older brother of a young sibling. He poured paint thinner all over my moms flowers one summer after my dad accidentally left it on the deck (we were repainting the deck). More happy that he didn’t drink it but it was definitely an “oh my god” moment. She probably spends 100 hours+ and a lot of money gardening every spring/summer so it was a big deal.

    O_P_S , Vika Glitter Report

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he know what it would do? If not, it's not deliberately mean

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, if the kid was young, he was probably clueless…

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    #36

    Happy child playing outdoors, capturing funny and serious moments parents realize they are raising monsters. My husband has a habit of messing with me. As I was stepping into the shower, he threw ice cold water down my back and I let out a shriek. My 18 month old comes running in from her bedroom, looks me dead in the eye and screams "AAAAHHHHaaaaaahhhhhAAAAAAHHHHHaaaahhhhhhh!" in this overly dramatic whiney voice. Then she did it 3 more times.

    She ran in from the other room to mock me.

    endrju1992 , DΛVΞ GΛRCIΛ Report

    nottheactualphoto
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That ice water thing sounded downright аss-holy to me.

    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I would not find that funny or endearing at all. And now he's teaching the 18 month old to do this c**p. Get rid of the whole man.

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    LinkTheHylian
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chilled by ice, burned by a baby.

    tresgatos72
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should be your ex-husband if he pranks you like that in front of your kid! He's teaching her to torment and mock you!

    #37

    Young boy eating a colorful striped donut showcasing funny and serious moments parents realized they were raising monsters. My 1.5 yo is a biter. Her literally runs at me baring his teeth trying to bite me.

    PippyLongSausage , RDNE Stock project Report

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bite him back. Sometimes that’s the only way they learn. It’s not funny, it’s not cute, and they need to understand that it hurts

    Kombatbunni
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s how I cured my daughter of biting when she was little. She never did it again

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    S P
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bit my mom ONCE. She bit me back. I didn't bite after that.

    Tropical Tarot
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought it said 15 year old. Then I realized I wasn't wearing my glasses.

    Marivali
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a scene from The Walking Dead 😳

    Pandaodboredem22
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife took my stepdaughter (before we met) to the pet store, and told her to pick out a cone if she was going to keep biting people. That did the trick.

    Boopsie
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't stop biting until my dad bit me back. I had no concept of the pain I was causing.

    Barbara Hill
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bit mine back, He quit biting me and others.

    Serena Myers
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    2 weeks ago

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    Her or him? Confusing.Give them a teething ring OP.

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    #38

    Child walking away from a group of ducks in a park, capturing a funny and serious moment of raising monsters. I have two sons. One is 11 and the other 7. The 7 year old is...special. Highly intelligent and very social. But also does a lot of deep thinking. Early one Sunday morning he came up to me, out of the blue, and said:

    "Dad, how do ducks work?"

    I was all "how to what? What? Ducks? Huh" in a half sleep state. Before I could work out what he wanted to know he said: "I guess if I open one up, I'll find out?" and walked away.

    Honestly spent a good hour looking for ducks and watched him carefully when he went near the kitchen utensils.

    EDIT: Oh yeah, there was also the time when he learned how to float in a pool after watching a documentary about ship wrecks. He could swim but never relax and float on his back. He can now, he just pretends to be a body floating away. Thanks YouTube.

    GaryGronk , Stephen Andrews Report

    patricia patricia
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is a seven year old watching random YouTube videos with no supervision? It's not YouTube's responsibility to bring up your kids, but yours.

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    #39

    Woman with wide eyes covering her mouth in shock, illustrating parents realizing they are raising monsters moments. Shopping in Publix and my 4 year old looks at an employee and calmy says "Your lips are ugly.".

    Naiikee , Andrea Piacquadio Report

    Gadaffi Duck
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many moons ago when c*****e was medicinal my 3yr old sister had been given c*****e by the dentist to calm her before her annual check up. High as a kite she walks up to a woman in the waiting room, places her hands on the woman's thighs and says 'you got fat legs don't ya'

    Val
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonus points if you're Scottish or Irish because I read it as so.

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    #40

    Smiling curly-haired girl wearing bracelets and a white dress, capturing funny and serious moments of raising children. When I realized that she is most happy when she's doing something that pisses someone else off like biting people, messing with electronics and playing with cat's stuff.

    wizardcerebellum , Brayan Espitia Report

    Colleen Glim
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds more like a child that is looking for attention.

    pineapple87
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually this is a sign that they're not getting enough positive attention, so they'll take any attention they can get

    #41

    Child hugging parent tightly, capturing funny and serious moments parents experience raising monsters with laughter and love. I was picking my son up from daycare the other day. I've always known he's a bit of a flirt, but I got to see it in full action. One of his teachers came to give him a hug, and he brushed her off at first than gave her such a big hug after she worked for it a bit. She was all happy about getting her hug and escalated it into swinging him around and tickling him. He was going for just that though, I could tell. He knew exactly how to get what he wanted from her. He's 3. I was watching and just realizing this kid knows he's cute, likes attention from girls, and he isn't afraid to use his looks to get it. I'm in trouble when he hits his teen years. . .

    Orcas_are_badass , Anna Shvets Report

    Jac Carr
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There could be way more to his manipulation than just flirting when he gets older

    Weaponized Beef
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa, kid is 3. You are projecting. Settle down.

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    #42

    Father looking frustrated while son ignores him, capturing funny and serious moments of parents raising monsters He keeps saying 'hamburg' instead of hamburger.

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    Belinda
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May be he is german?!🤷

    LinkTheHylian
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Points if he starts saying 'beefburger'.

    Barbara Hill
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So ? And the problem is ? You know what he means.

    MeFromTheFBI
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it may be a reference to the types of burgers meme

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why delay getting your sandwich by another syllable?

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a regional mannerism when I was in high school; all the locals said 'hamburg.'

    #43

    Smiling young girl posing indoors, capturing funny and serious moments parents realize they are raising monsters. Lovely little girl: "Daddy, you're fat" me: "yes I do have a big tummy" lovely little girl: "daddy, you're ugly". How does one respond to that from a 4, nearly 5 year old? Also told my wife she wants to put her in the garbage bin and never see her again. We're English and garbage isn't a word we really use! All this while we enjoyed a family holiday last week.

    ska_wars , Getty Images Report

    FranSinclair
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely little girl, my a$$ and its your job to teach her!?

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You tell her she's rude and never to say those things to other people ie. you parent your child

    Weaponized Beef
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The response is "that is very hurtful, and I wish you would not say that to me."

    Purple Gurl
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children aren't born with a filter. You, as the adult, need to help nurture and develop that filter, so that the child does not grow up believing that anything goes. I am not opposed to Freedom of Speech, but there are SOME societal rules that should be learned

    Leah Woodard
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    2 weeks ago

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    Was she being bullied?

    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Little kids just say what they think. You have to teach them we keep certain thoughts to ourselves bc it's not nice.

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