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Another brand new month is coming to a close which means it’s time for our awesome parenting tweets of the month list. And even though we’ve started a sparkly, fresh new year, many of the same fun yet exhausting parenting challenges have remained the same.

A lot of kids are still distance learning and plenty of parents are still adjusting to working on their reports while playing with Legos at home at the same time. And that’s on top of all the usual shenanigans, hilarious tantrums, and jaw-droppingly humorous things that our little munchkins get up to every day. Drumroll, please! The Bored Panda team is bringing you the funniest and best parenting tweets of the month for you to enjoy, so scroll down, upvote your fave stories, and share your own fun tales about parenting in 2021, dear Pandas.

When you’re done, you’ll find our most recent posts about parenting tweets from the Dark Times (aka 2020) right here: December, November, October, and our list about the best tweets of the year.

Bored Panda reached out to talk about parenting with writer and comedian Samantha Scroggin, who runs the 'Walking Outside in Slippers' parenting blog. She gave us her perspective about how much the last year has changed life for families and she had some excellent advice for parents who are struggling juggling everything at once.

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crookedroads770 Report

UncleRussian
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are many phrases in this world that you should never trust. "Trust me on this" is one of them and "I know a shortcut" is one too

rgr8
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was the exact monologue that happened just before I rode a toy rocket down a set of stairs.

Sarcasm101
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That 2 year old is very verbal

Pasion Jones
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hmmmm a 2 year old said that???? i call BS...

Spittnimage
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my kids were 2 they spoke their own language and a few words of English.

Mohsie Supposie
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Words said a few seconds before DISASTER!

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    MaryElMcCoy Report

    Capelli rosa e patate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagine the scene from The King’s Speech but Biden instead of Colin Firth 😂

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankly, I'm a little disappointed that's not the case as well now

    LesAnimaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, I would love to see that.

    MiraiJack
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be expected of the previous president.

    Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the papers would go like: well Bidens vocabulary wasn't quite as impressive as Trumps, but both can't compete with George W. Bush

    The Chosen One
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that was really what was going to happen I would have defiantly watched it lol

    Denki/Shinkami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL Just imagine joe biden standing at the podium saying A**...etc,

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was what it actually was, I'd be so much more interested in watching future presidents get sworn in!

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    benmekler Report

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BFFL (Best Friends For Life) 2nd Generation.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh, the second dad kinda looks like Jake Gyllenhaal.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two beautiful babies and their dear dads.

    Devan l Mansfield
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't hurt that those are literally two of the cutest babies EVER!!

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    Samantha, the founder of the 'Walking Outside in Slippers blog, told Bored Panda that her family has gotten more used to the new routine. "As we close in on a year since the pandemic got underway worldwide, I feel like the distance learning, working from home and limited social interaction have begun to feel more like 'regular' life. My kids have become used to the routine of turning on their school tablets at their desks at home, rather than jumping in the car to go to in-person school. We can almost forget how much we miss our old lives until we step into a restaurant to pick up some food or pass by fair grounds where we've attended festivals in the past. When we get those reminders, they're like cold water in the face."

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    The mom and parenting blogger also opened up about her take on how best to prioritize tasks when having to juggle things that all seem incredibly valuable and in need of attention.

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    not_thenanny Report

    LesAnimaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the child has to explain the way you are communicating to your spouse, maybe you should be a little more specific. Maybe it's because I'm Dutch and we are VERY direct in our communication, but these things always give me the heebiejeebies.

    K.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m guessing he’s been around her for a lot longer than her children. I’m also going to say that we haven’t witnessed the other times she might have included “now.” I don’t know what it is, but sometimes people get offended by directness.

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    Allan Breum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, when a man says he'll do something, he WILL do it. There is no need to remind us every 6 months. :P

    Meko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Husband: I MEANT I WANTED TO DO IT IN ABOUT 7 YEARS

    Fan-tastic panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He knows, he knows things that kid is incredible

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He knows that but doesn't care. He'll do it when he wants to lol

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    #5

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    JessicaValenti Report

    PeachPossum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When she gets old enough, let her watch that scene from Jaws.

    Just a Snowball
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you have some on the floor right in front of you!

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    lmegordon Report

    Aileen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! Maybe it doesn't. :)

    Orange
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY COULDNT I HIDE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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    An Co
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should texted back: "I don't know, my daughter just woke me up at 2 AM."

    MiraiJack
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she texted your gran?

    Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never. It never stops. My 42yo son still texts me at 3am to ask earth-shatteringly important things, like "Decided I'm going to grow a beard. What do you think so far?" (attaches pic)

    pamela nichols
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 32 year old married son woke me for benadryl, it never stops

    Julie McGugan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, grandchildren; the Grandparent’s revenge!

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    "I've had to let go of being the perfect parent or anything close during this pandemic. My daughter is in remote kindergarten, and her list of daily homework assignments is daunting on top of her daily Zoom schedule. Early on, I pushed her to finish all of the assignments even as she was exhausted and clearly over it. Now, I work to tackle the most important tasks first and not stress so much about the rest. This means we finish required school assignments that must be turned in, my husband and I do our work jobs to the best of our abilities in this time, and we make sure everyone is fed, rested, clean, and as happy as possible," she said.

    According to Samantha, as the Covid-19 vaccines are already being rolled out, she's looking forward to the lockdowns in California easing up. "I think getting back to the old way of life will be a challenge for all of us as we've gotten used to more relaxed schedules with fewer commitments, but I'm up for the challenge," she pondered about the future. "I think many of us will be entering into the next phase with a newfound appreciation for our lives and the people in them, and will continue to try to make time for the quieter moments."

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    #7

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    Ten_Toes_7 Report

    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed, as all things should be. But we forgot to tame horses and snakes and things so we should get to doing that..

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and looking for some very handsome knights heheh

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    Jonathan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suppose witch hunts were peak cancel culture too.

    MiraiJack
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I'm all out of flour and anger.

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has nothing to do with parenting as far as I can tell, but I still agree fully.

    Hae'vyn Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this a parenting tweet? It's hilarious, no hate, just curious lol

    nonbinary floof
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup. i've resorted to sewing medival/rennisance costumes and walking around in my huse in em

    Elijah Kenny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does this have to do with parenting

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    CrockettForReal Report

    Denki/Shinkami
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES THIS IS MY SIBILING WHENEVER I MAKE THEM A GRILLED CHEESE

    MiraiJack
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart. And soon to be chubby. Smartubby if you will.

    Berry Budgie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like a weird type of telly tubby

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    Max L.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A game you already lost before you know, dude.

    Linus Nilsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I can look it up on the internet, but what is a grilled cheese? Americans acts like it is a staple food

    Jamma
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In its simplest form, it is something like cheddar cheese between slices of toasted bread, then cooked in a pan with butter until the outer sides are toasty and buttery. But as tacocat mentions, you can add all sorts of ingredients to make it suit your tastes. :) Just my opinion but I believe we Americans have nostalgia for it as a food we ate as a kid or when we needed comfort/warmth (e.g. during illness or winter).

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    Mariam Najar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasnt this smart when I was younger...

    Fan-tastic panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very smart. What about with baking a cookie?

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    momjeansplease Report

    Just a Snowball
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    using your daughter as a test subject, very 2021

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She could have just tried on a wig to see if the style suited her instead of using her daughter as a guinea pig.

    Piper McLean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that wasn’t the nicest move but still funny

    maddie pealer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I THINK MY MOM DID THIS TO ME WITH A PIXIE CUT THAT I NEVER WANTED AND I HATED IT... why mom. now my entire 2008-9 is just a bad haircut compilation.

    TheWeeknd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    TheWeeknd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait o shoot what if my mom cuts me bangs.

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    Dancing Lanie
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    4 years ago

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    Yeah, and she thought it was a great, smart idea. :/

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    Hadesdaughter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um, that's really awful. To do to a child.

    Luna Lovebug
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    4 years ago

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    Kids are loud, expensive, sticky, almighty little terrorists who break, draw and puke on everything you love. So if the situation presents itself where the little f****r can actually be useful for a change. You take it. But I'm pretty sure that any daughter of Hades has suffered worse and f****d up bangs.

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    Anjana Shegunshi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't funny! My mom did this to me growing up, resulting in me being teased until I stood up for myself in high school, and didn't get a pixie cut.

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    I previously spoke to Anita Cleare, parenting expert and author of ‘The Work/Parent Switch,’ about how the last year will stick in kids’ minds as having been “unique and different.” She told Bored Panda that parents should help their children focus on happy memories instead of the hardships. That lesson is still true in 2021.

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    Cleare also pointed out that parents must avoid the trap of aiming to be ‘perfect’ because it sets everyone up to fail, as there’s no room for any mistakes. Instead, aim for being ‘good enough’ and learning from your mistakes. It’s a far more realistic approach that takes a lot of stress off our shoulders.

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    segalmr Report

    Lu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also they had no choice. They’re easy going that way.

    Random Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't say the same for the Karens out there. "I HAVE RIGHTS!!! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO LATE BEDTIME AND IN PERSON SCHOOL!!!"

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    Anna Woodhull
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was listening to a news piece on reopening in person learning recently, and it struck me that it all hinged on kids just doing better than adults. Schools that have been open with minimal spread have only been successful because small children have worn their masks and followed other rules so much better than the adults in their communities. Dear adults, stop throwing temper tantrums over minor inconveniences and act more like kids!

    lenka
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have been in and out of quarantine and each time we have asked the kids whether they would like to be able to play with thier friends or be in a quarantine bubble with thier grandparents. They have chosen grandparents every time.

    Lara Mig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes - my 5-year-old is so much more compliant with all the pandemic stuff than most of the grownups I know. No whining about masks, no protesting about social distancing, no nonsense. She's sad about not getting to play with other kids, but she is not using it as an excuse to break the rules. And she's 5.

    K.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are different roles people can take to do their part in the pandemic. Yes, the kids are missing out, but they’re also learning a valuable lesson about taking care of one another and civic duty. These kids are great, their parents are great, anyone doing their part is great:

    𝔹𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕒
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an 13-year-old, I can tell you yes, it was a struggle.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been amazed at how my 9 year-old grandson (lives with me) adapted so seamlessly. A lot better and with MUCH fewer complaints and whining than the adults I encounter.

    rabbitsrabbit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they aint set in their ways so its probably not a big deal to them to adapt

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    ericsmithrocks Report

    Periwinkle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who needs pants? Cursed things, a burden on legs.

    FroggyGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it sweatpants. Like, the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY soft ones

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    Gwenn Kuhns
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband's nephew would do this.

    Jane Alexander
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nudists can't help being the way we are, we were born that way.

    jazz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pants are an illusion, you see.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's NAKEY TIME!!" Thank you Tommy (Rugrats)!

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    mommajessiec Report

    James016
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took one for the team ;)

    Mer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The things we do for our children....its rough but someone has to do it!

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sacrifices we must bear...

    Furry_Danger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know that those saved cookies are gonna disappear magically after you leave the room.

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    Mariam Najar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got 11 oreos...that is luck right there.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some day, they will learn math, and their revenge will be terrible.

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    Meanwhile, working from home has provided a lot of parents with both challenges and advantages. It’s a mixed bag. “Working parents can find ourselves constantly flitting between parenting and working and never feeling like we have actually finished anything. Or trying to do both at once (a toddler in one hand, a phone in the other) and feeling like we are failing at it all. So cut yourself some slack,” Cleare explained that we have to lower our expectations.

    What’s more, being upfront with your colleagues and clients about working alongside your kids will make everyone feel better because they’ll be very likely to understand your situation and share a laugh or two if any funny parenting moments come up.

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    dimplesticks Report

    reddaesthetics
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "how dead is this guy?" that dude's only about 70% dead.

    Piper McLean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s mostly dead (princess bride)

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! This is so REAL! My 8-year-old says, "Daddy only likes bands with dead guys in them."

    Slune
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show him an actual picture of the Stones, they are mostly dead but still playing

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this kid. They aren't entirely wrong honestly.

    Confused Flamingo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to ask the same things....also while watching old films

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son asked a lady (67 I think) if she was not afraid of the dinosaurs when she was his age (5)

    CrEaTiVe_duck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats my mom when i listen to my playlist

    Vincent Jay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you have to sob about? My play list starts in the 1960s. I graduated from high school in 1969.

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    HenpeckedHal Report

    AzKhaleesi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actual conversation with my kids the other day (yes we talk all kinds of smack to eachother, because I believe that if you're gonna need therapy at some point I want a solid 80 hours devoted to me lol) 14 YO " Mom, have you told (19 yo) she's adopted yet? (teasing) Me: *dead pan "No because then I'd have to tell you. 19 yo (bursts out laughing) 14 Yo, *slow realization .... chuckle....cut off chuckle abruptly "HEY!" me... hahahaha for the win.

    Melanie King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is great, me and my mom do this to my sister, she would be the 19yo (even tho irl I'm older) but then I would retort with something even better or something that doesn't make sense at all

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    MiraiJack
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adopted? Do you really think someone would pick you out of all the children available?

    Orange
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................... wut?

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This saying made me cry when I was little. Because my sister would tell me I was adopted

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    mom_tho Report

    Periwinkle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting there. In what kind of dress? Ball gown? Short? Long?

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A hippo in a dress would be pretty, so not such a bad standard to use.

    Amy Watson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has she ever watched Fantasia? There's a scene with hippos in tutus doing ballet that her comment brings to mind....

    Ravenwolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I want a hippoatamous for christmas..."

    backatya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know they are the most dangerous creatures?

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    QueenoftheSquids
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you post a picture in the comments section is that something you can do I have a picture of a hippo in a dress

    hydrostatic joints
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're on a computer there is a little icon in the add comment bar, right next to the post button. I don't know what it's like on a mobile device tho.

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    glowworm2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is absolutely adorable.

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    #16

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    mom_tho Report

    Bardhi's Dad
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch! That's gonna be a really hard night!

    Happi doggi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I’m asleep at 8 be prepared for sounds of pancakes at 5am

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    BluEyedSeoulite
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish someone could explain this to my husband in a way he understands...

    Catlady6000
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave. As soon as the kid falls asleep, your mom, sister, friend really really needs you to stay the night for emotional support.

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More scary than ALL the horror movies combined!

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or the lone cap of a black sharpie marker

    Catherine Spencer-Mills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom said she quit giving me naps when I was 18 months old - and she made sure I stayed awake during the day. 70 years old now and unless i am very ill, no naps. Even if the night before was bad and I didn't sleep well. No naps.

    Queen Strawberry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is it so bad when kids fall asleep early?

    A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means they'll wake up at 7 and be awake until 3am.

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    #17

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    capnwatsisname Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my daughter was about 5 she knew that mummy’s and daddy’s made babies but didn’t know how. So one day as I was walking her to school she asked me what babies are made of and if they were made from wool.

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found out I was pregnant again at 41. I was trying to explain to my 5 and 7 year old about how babies were born. I thought since elephants are mammals they would give birth the same way. So my son and I (the 5 year-old) watched a video of an elephant giving birth. Once the baby dropped it didn't move the mother proceeded to kick it a little bit and hit with her trunk. My son looked up at me and said, "If the baby doesn't move when she comes out are you going to kick her like that?!"

    Jumilicious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably the greatest thing I've read all day. I'm so going to do this with my son.

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    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they are old enough to ask the question, they are old enough to hear an honest answer.

    Kylee Mcelroy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unless there older sibling (if they have one) told them to ask you XD

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    Hello Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents's answer was "Mummy and Daddy have a special hug and out pops a baby!"

    Anjali Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annnnd THAT'S how you avoid a sensitive conversation!

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this image in my mind of babies flying through the air, and you grab one as he/she goes past, then wrap in a blanket and you're sorted...

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    #18

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    notmythirdrodeo Report

    Kateryna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO MOM LOOK I CAN DO IT JUST WAIT A MINUTE BUT LOOK! LOOK I ALMOST SUCCEEDED THIS TIME, LOOK MOM YOU WILL MISS IT

    Ruth Mayfly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell her NOT to lick her elbow and earn a whole hour of quiet!

    MiraiJack
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until she comes back with a broken arm.

    𝔹𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕒
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me want to try licking my elbow. It’s impossible.

    WhoAreYouToSayPandasAreBored
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can! I'm sure my dad told me to at one point assuming she would have quiet time. I spent my childhood showing everyone I could lick my elbow instead lol back fire!

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    Bonnie Jarrett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell my kids would try that once, MAYBE twice and just give up. Not really that gullible >.<

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son has extreme hypermobility so probably could lick his own elbow :|

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    #19

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    euanagreen Report

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to run for cover whenever my dad was about to sneeze. He even scared the neighbours.

    Lady Snowfall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubby sneezes like he's trying to imitate a volcanic eruption. Scares the crap out of me and the kids everytime!

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    Salty Old Woman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what your sneezes sound like. When my boyfriend sneezes, it sounds like a woman screaming like she's being stabbed.

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This (and your username) made me giggle.

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    PeachPossum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody remember "Emerson - Mommy's Nose is Scary! (Original)"? Poor kid was scared out of his mind.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't your friend have the balls to ask for himself? Lol

    Alex K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a manly sneeze right there

    Nico Di Angelo
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might try this, the crazy quarantine pack is now taking care of two obnoxious 8 yr olds!

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    #20

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    ksujulie Report

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't wait to teach my daughter to drive my truck. It has a manual transmission.

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of Europe is manual mostly. So you are setting her up for a life time of travels!

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    Lady Snowfall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before I got my learner's permit my dad made sure I could drive a manual and an automatic, and know how to check the oil, gas up, and change the tire on my own. I was a scrawny 90 lb 14 yo, and I will always be grateful for my dad teaching me all that!

    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All kids should drive manuals, they won't be able to text while driving.

    Jennifer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds more like bad teaching. What's the point of having an adult in the car if they're not telling you how to drive safely?

    AY1984
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair a parent can tell the teenager the same thing but the can't make them do it. I mean, my second time driving I almost drove my mom and I into a dirt wall as my mom was going "the wall! The wall! You need to turn the wheel more!" It's the same as riding a bike. It take a couple times being told what you need to do in order for your brain to process what it needs to tell yourself body what to do.

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    Autumn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warning: Teach your kid to drive manual THEN automatic.

    Jro308
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my son became driving age we had 3 cars, all manual. After many frustrating attempts, jerks and stalls he said to me why can't you just have a normal car like all my friend's parents!! He did learn and is now proud that he is the only one in his friend group who can drive standard. It's worth it to learn

    Madi D.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this was literally me learning how to drive with my dad omg

    EQXL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this make me think of that woman calling in with a radio show to tell her vision on why deercrossings should be places where people don't drive as fast.

    Lillukka79
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a bad teacher for not explaining to beguin with.

    MiraiJack
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You tell me. Last time my son let the car die the moment we left the garage, got stuck in a speed bump, run over a homeless man, and almost crossed a red light. But he is getting the hang of it.

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    #21

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    EMaxfieldMoen Report

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got so much stress from my kid's daycare teacher about her being delayed. Switched daycares when we moved, now she won't stop talking. A blessing and a curse.

    LazyPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I hate when people freak out about the idea of children being different and still needing time to develop before assumptions are thrown around. My family attempted to do that with my nephew. I mama-beared all the way out.

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    Becci
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this!!! My sons speech was delayed and less formed. I have an older child so knew the stages. At 3 we took him to a speech therapist who couldn’t see a reason why his speech wasn’t forming properly as his understanding was above. I had a feeling it might have been his eye sight, and when he went for a test found out his eye sight was extremely poor. He couldn’t read our lips to know how to form words!! Anyway, he’s now 9, and it took a few years for him to catch up but he’s very bright and a total chatterbox. And loves his glasses!!

    Guido Pisano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some children does not talk not because they do not know, but simply because they do not WANT

    Dancing Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! I know this very well, because I was that child. I just couldn't comprehend why everyone was so chatty all the time, and about everything they did /felt like /seen, etc.

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    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom always said, "We spend the first 2 years of a child's life teaching them to talk and walk. We then turn around for the next 16 years and tell them to be quiet and sit down."

    Elaine Dodge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin didn't talk until he was 4. First thing he said? "This toast is burnt."

    lovethe animals
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my cousin has a certain disease that will make it so he cant talk, walk, ever he is 5 most children with the disease die at eight he can say mama, dada, and i love you. I cried that night when i heard him say that he is so smart

    Terilee Bruyere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter started talking when she was nearly five. It makes hearing that little voice so much sweeter!

    Luna Lovebug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know grown men who still struggle with these words. So good for you. He may not have found all his words yet. But he's already more respectful than most adults these days.

    zims
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister was selectively mute for ages, my mom warned her kindergarten teacher about it on the first day, and at the end of the day the teacher asked if my mom meant THIS kid, because THIS kid hadn't stopped talking all day. She's been a chatterbox ever since.

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    #22

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    RodLacroix Report

    Just a Snowball
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not even alexa can put up with kids!

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why the best thing is not to have them.

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    Kristine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually sad. Kids should be curious and able to ask questions.

    Vicky Zar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try a whole week with a kid that asks you non stop question. You had to be a saint to not be annoyed after some time.

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    California Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. I can't even talk to my mom anymore without her exasperated "WHAT?!"

    Maria Rodriguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alexa hates my kid... She is happier than I am when she leaves the house

    Leara Bridges Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told my niece and nephews I am changing my name to a curse word.. so I don't have to hear my name every five seconds. Lol

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    #23

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    VisionBored1 Report

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So whats wrogn with having a puppy called Nipple...I'm just letting my Nipple out in the yard, I've just put my Nipple on a lead, I went to the vet so they could look at my Nipple, I'm sat relaxing playing with my Nipple.............ok I'm convinced,what about S*****m then.

    Jamma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just pronounce it Nibble and everyone will be happy. ;)

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never name a puppy something you would be embarrassed to scream in panic across a playing field

    USMCFelicia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he was trying to say "Nibble?"

    Piet Puk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same reaction when I wanted to name the cat Clitty.

    Beth Arriaga
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nipples is the nickname of our cat. I have no idea how it started.

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    #24

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    anne_theriault Report

    Exotic Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people who don't read HP, (im a harry potter fan i was just answering your question)

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    Kathy Richardson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you tell the nine year old that Marge was describing a female dog so that her usage was actually the correct one?

    MiraiJack
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask him to count how many times it's said in Breaking Bad.

    Furry_Danger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't notice that being said in any of the books...

    Aileen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the movie's it's spoken, in the books it's implied.

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    Flora Endebez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a catalogue of every word said in the Harry Potter series. What book. I read harry potter so much my dad confiscated the books

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    #25

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    momsense_ensues Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m an adult and I don’t like book cover sleeves.

    Kendra Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Librarian here: We always try and purchase hardcovers with sleeves wrapped in plastic and secured with book tape. Our books are purchased using taxes ($35 per year) from our community and are owned communally. It's important that they last as long as possible in a good condition. Because a book that is grimy and gross isn't going to be borrowed; after all shelf space is real estate. It's important for libraries to "weed" out books in bad condition so we'd then have space to put new and shiny books that will be well loved for the next couple of years. And the sleeves and covers help our books last, for example I just searched my the stats for "Memory Man" by David Baldacci and it has gone out 83 times in our small town.

    Livvy-Rose Richards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate those sleeve thingies. I use sticky tape to stick them on

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just leave them in the bookcase while reading.

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    Moon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO WE CANNOT FOR I AM A CHILD AND I FIND THEM HELPFUL!

    Moon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (because you can use them as bookmarks if you don't have one I can't tell you how many times I've lost my page cause I didn't have a bookmark)

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    simoncholland Report

    Daniel Marsh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but then they confuse that with the 19th century.

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    Nika Strokappe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, when they have kids, they'll get the questions about 2020 so...

    Athena Pantekoek
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What until you help with music appriatiion, and they call it "glam rock;, and there in the history book is everyone you listened to in high school. It is just wrong.

    Emi A.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good-old sweet nineteen hundreds..I favor then..

    Lantana Howell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 18yr old daughter calls them the nineteen-sonethings instead of the 1900's. I feel so old every time she says this.

    KiwiBubbles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents hate being told they were born in the nineteen hundreds. Comes in very handy when my brother and I wish to annoy them 😉 Of course, they have their ways of annoying us too. (We do also regularly argue with them when they say they're "old," though. 💕)

    Sue User
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the period between 1980 and 2000 seem much more than 2000 to 2020 ?

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the good ole 1900s. that was the time.

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    #27

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    simoncholland Report

    Aroace tiger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it tbh I'm cold constantly and wear a coat to school. There's only 1 coat I don't wear and thats because it's BRIGHT PINK like really really really bright pink.

    Bunny Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get this, but only because I don't get cold and I like cold weather, but my mom always gets mad when she sees me without one. But the thing is, whenever I wear a coat, no matter how cold the weather, I start sweating!

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But quit using the word but all the time and learn how to speak

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    Hailey Scullen-Miller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what i literally never take off my coat at school why

    TheWeeknd
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol yes tho. everyone at school be wearing shorts n stuff.

    Kiss Army
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Up until he died (when I was in my early 40's) my dad would ask me "Where is your coat?" I would tell him it was in the car and he would always say "The seat must be damn warm!" Every time I see my coat lying on the seat of the car, I here him say that in my head... I would give anything to be able to hear him say it for real!!

    A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We compromised with a faux-fur lined hoodie. It looks like a regular hoodie but he's secretly warm and his friends need not know. I don't know why being warm on the walk to school in Canadian winter is a weakness, but here we are.

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it’s North East England you just wear a tee shirt coats are for softies.

    Maria Rodriguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your teen ager owns a coat??? What a waste of money

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You rather have your kid freeze???

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    California Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll wear a coat when they start making cool coats.

    Meami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or actual snow boots to wear when there's a foot of snow (or more) on the ground. Oh no, flip flops are fine...

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    #28

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    Parkerlawyer Report

    Ivy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was obviously a joke, lighten up people

    F.S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? And they're like "attachment issues!" and whatnot, baffling.

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    K.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, the people who think this parent is demanding... ooof. You’re kind of special.

    Kathy G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate. My daughter lives in CO and I'm in NC so we text a lot of the time. But when I text her and it takes her 3 days to reply I worry like crazy! This last time I was close to actually calling her! LOL

    NWB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahhaahahahaha brutal!

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First it doesn't go by how many hours of labor you were in. But mainly that you loved them. And all the years you took care of them. Kids when they grow up usually are more excited about seeing the world and come back to the nest when they're hurt, sad or can't pay their bills. It's not that they don't love you, it's they've grown up and want to experience the world.

    Thomas Turnbull
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    4 years ago

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    Lexi Mitchell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she was busy. Sometimes people in college are doing things.

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    #29

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    pro_worrier_ Report

    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice ring to it, catherine obvious. Mission incatherineable?

    TheHolyFatherOfToast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't that be like a distorted or backward theme of the original?

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    MiraiJack
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he just misplaced the comma.

    Laurie Falknor-Medina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our 8yr old says taste bugs instead of buds and yeah, we're sticking with that. :)

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't Tori say that in an episode of Victorious when they were stuck in Beck's trailer and then everyone corrected her? Is your daughter a Nick fan?

    Catherine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it! But I may be biased...

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What does a captain get promoted to?" "Uh... major" "That makes sense, Major Obvious."

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    #30

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    MsAngelineTW Report

    PristineMisty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear....I may be the kid having a meltdown.

    eezycheezes101
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So . . .does this mean you're 6 years old or. . .what? (i'm KIDDING please do NOT come at me)

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    Izzy_
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're all trying our best

    Queen Strawberry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister does school with the door closed in my parents room while I'm in the basment on the couch with like 3 blankets and my mom and dad are in their offices.

    Grady'sRaider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read a post on a Panda article on zoom meetings gone awry. A dog started howling, all the other dog owners in the meeting had theirs light up too.

    Annemarie Mattheyse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh. I can SO relate! Listening to a webinar on our new-hire onboarding process and supervising a craft activity for my 4 yo's Pre-K class that involves glitter and corn starch and tending to my 3 yo's meltdown and answering emails about stuff that's urgent and on fire. The webinar got dropped quite quickly, before my brain overheated.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like you didn't pay attention in grammar class either

    BookCrazyTeen
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    4 years ago

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    Seems to be a lot of 6 y/os in this BP post

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    #31

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    kaL12578 Report

    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if that kid was obeident or not and theres obviously an option we would prefer.

    Maria Rodriguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Told my kid to stop shaking her ass... She's 5... What happened next.... "I'm shaking my ass mom" 20. times.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Context matters. It's alright to feel like slaughtering your loved ones there, and what happens in Mario Kart stays in Mario Kart.

    Leanne Emmerton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I read that as licking instead of kicking and it got weird real fast.

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally do this to my hypothetical kid. I don't want kids, but maybe if I'm like the "aunt Yellow Teletubby" to one of my friends, or my sister's kids, I would definitely do this. I'm pretty chill and noncompetitive but damn if I don't go feral when it comes to Mario Kart. Gotta keep it in control when my parents are home or if I'm playing with an adult though, they can't know I cuss lmfao

    Catherine Hankinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made my son cry when playing Mario kart.

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    #32

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    free_mattress Report

    Lena Hill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what you think

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid has a glorious future. We need a follow-up tweet in 15 years. =)

    İdil
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't hear metal, you are born metal.

    Nico Di Angelo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what she wants you to think >:D

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm I didn't know there was such music as death metal

    Faith Hurst
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same exact thing happened with my granddaughter last weekend but her version reminded me of The Sex Pistols.

    nonbinary floof
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol why would she tell you if she did

    mom24boys
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked out the kitchen window to see my then 6 & 7 year old boys on the teeter totter grandpa made. They were lifting up their voices in beautiful song, worshipping our creator, "This is my Father's world..." and my heart began to melt. That is, until they simultaneously jumped off, took aggressive poses and started screeching death-metal-style, "Aaayyyeee rrrest mauee innnn the thawwwwt," And there it was, back to the real world.

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    #33

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    Average_Dad1 Report

    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, Is your name cthulu by a chance, sire?

    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean 🤣

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    Dancing Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha it must be your hair.

    MiraiJack
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen enough Hentai to understand this reference.

    Mary Hiers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If any of you hasn't seen "The Brave Little Toaster, there's a hideous, scary clown in one scene. When my son was watching it, about age 4, he pointed at the clown and said, "That's the master's Mommy." It did wonders for my self-esteem.

    Haley Sterne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it’s because you give hugs as fantastic as an octopus!

    Grady'sRaider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After looking at several drawings of the teacher in a grade 1 art class where there were big bodies and tiny heads, I realized they were accurate if you were looking up from the child's perspective.

    Lexi Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your 2 year old is actually a fan of early 20th century art movements.

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    #34

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    HenpeckedHal Report

    Bardhi's Dad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha. This one is really good

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I know! One moment... Ok, hang on just a sec, it's gonna be so good... Ready? Hold up, I'm almost ready... Just a sec... It's boutta be so good... You ready for the good thing? Just a sec...

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    Larai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its almost always so cool and then you're left pleasantly surprised lol

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then it doesn't go how they anticipated whatever they wanted to show to go, so now we have to start all over again.

    MiraiJack
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legen * wait for it* dary

    Maya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is me trying to get my friends to like a song that i like. "wait.. wait.. the next part is GENIUS... LISTEN LISTEN IT'S SO CATCHY..... So CaLL OuT mY nAMe... CaLl OuT my nAmE WHeN i KIsS YOu SO GeNTlY...."

    DungeonQuestPlayer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plays minecraft for 4 hours repeating that

    Castrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use that face so much it is now my happy face

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    #35

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    HenpeckedHal Report

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should speak to the kids' manager.

    Queen Strawberry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every kid eats the choclate in trailmix. Whether it's M&Ms, tiny peanut butter cups or choclate chips. I know this for a fact because I have eaten all the choclate covered pretzels before my sister even realized there is trailmix. :)

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand this on a personal level.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn the company was so close to an ass chewing. They dodged a bullet there.

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    #36

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    sweetmomissa Report

    Lil_Tae_29
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Modern problems, Require Modern solutions

    Lena Hill
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My math teacher almost never emails back tho 😭

    Polaris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha. You guys have teachers who actually acknowledge you? Goals man. My teachers don´t read emails because they have too much to do. They say that as every single student they have is trying to complete 7 assignments in the span of an hour and a half.

    Garritt VS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. That is the new version of "the teacher hasn't graded it yet." The new version of "the dog ate my homework" is "I finished the Schoology assignment, but if I click the link again it does out my grade."

    Castrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

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    #37

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    8-ball
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    his reasoning is amazing... I can't argue with that

    Piper McLean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you can’t argue with that

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    #38

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    emilyfavreau Report

    Paige Garberding
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, bet you could have gotten it out without waking baby.

    MCathenaE
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog would have flipped out & made a scene until I let her go get it, even though she has 100s of toys.

    Katchen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s Leo from Pod Save America!

    Meami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our dog would not take that quietly. She would stand at the door and bark and whine until the baby was screaming. I would possibly be screaming as well...

    Rachel Kaufman Parra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son slept (and still does) like a rock- nothing would wake him up- except his naps only lasted 29 minutes as a baby- horrible!

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    #39

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    MMWillWood Report

    Mariam Najar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbor's daughter once got the class pet for around 5 weeks over winter break when it was supposed to 2 be due to snow.

    Maximum Ride
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had the class Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches for about 7 months now.

    Luna Lovebug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes. I would have distributed them to someone else by now. Set their bowl or whatever home on the doorstep of a fellow classmate. Put a sticky note that says: Tag, you're it! Ring the doorbell and run like hell

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    CincyReds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awwww Guinea pigs are awesome! I a bunch of them, Mr. Jingles was even crate trained.....he would roam the house all day and night but always go back into his cage to take care of his business

    Cassy Michael
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once took the school rat home for the summer and wound up adopting him for good. Pee Wee was the best pet ever.

    Eunice Bentley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter got the class hamster over the Christmas break one year. Teacher dropped them off, never came back to pick up the hamster.

    Flora Endebez
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    4 years ago

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    #40

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    HenpeckedHal Report

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There awere so many collections over the years...even one with maggots.

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Myrtle Young appeared on the tonight show. She is known as the "Potato Chip Lady." She had a collection of odd-shaped potato chips displayed on Johnny Carson's desk. When she wasn't looking, he stole a chip from a bowl hidden behind his desk and crunched into it. The look on her face... probably about like this kid's. She passed away in 2014 at age 90. Wonder what happened to her chips.

    Elaine Dodge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The collection is under his bed, along with the sandwich he's saving for his next birthday, the weird shaped piece of dog poo and 3 weeks of unwashed clothing because he was too 'tired' to put it in the wash basket.

    Wolfowl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this what The Collector's parents said?

    Kathleen Arnold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Memory of finding a lovely decorated Easter egg in sock drawer (weeks after Easter) that hadn't been boiled first.

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    #41

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    ThisOneSayz Report

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do that! I've practiced so much that now I can do it all day!

    Bunny Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, what a rare skill! Wish I could do that :)

    Salty Old Woman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of us haven't been able to do that since having kids.

    Aileen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, I've been trying to do that for years with no luck! How is it even possible? XD

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH HEY I CAN DO THAT!!! Yeesss I found a talent!

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    #42

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    AnnietheNanny1 Report

    Sam Chen
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have nightmares about 4th music class. One of my friends never came out.

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    juice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's even worse than resorting to violins!

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    rgr8
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a Viola :) Actually, violas sound better than violins at beginner levels.

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    #43

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    mommajessiec Report

    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if they're the middle sibling.. Oh lord. That's fun. Great time.

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know about that, being the eldest sucks a lot. In my family at least. The middle child gets ignored, meanwhile the eldest child gets ignored and is expected to keep up good grades. It’s the youngest kid that gets off lucky.

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    Anime SImp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am glad that i am the oldest , but i have an equal hatred for all my sisters

    Flora Endebez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being with your family 24/7 is like the nether

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    #44

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    dadmann_walking Report

    Mariam Najar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me neither but hey, lifes full of disappointments.

    Louplou
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found my youngest had pulled off his nappy and brandished the kitten..."don't wipe you bum with the kitten". Is something I never thought I'd say

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't throw the cat on your brother."

    Bsawlsville
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop chewing on that! (the rope handle up the stairs at Swiss Family Robinson treehouse at Disneyland

    Annemarie Mattheyse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my case: Don't lick the window!!! (out in public)

    La Petite Morte
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stop licking the towel, take the dog off of your sister, and brush your teeth!" It was a chaotic moment.

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stop coloring on the cat." "PLEASE get your nose out of my butt crack!" (He was holding me round the waist from behind, as I tried to walk down the hall, walking with me, and buried his face in my butt.) And the list goes on...

    Debra Ashcraft
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a time in the grocery store: "If I buy that, will you eat it?"

    LONDYN BROWN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is how we ALL feel in quarantine/ 2020-2021.................. IMG_202009...eecc90.jpg IMG_20200928_141616-60161e3eecc90.jpg

    Bryn R Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've obviously never been a manager at a tech startup.

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    #45

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    MommySatirical Report

    Just a Snowball
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well that is just about the cutest thing that i ever did read

    Linus Nilsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son: "read another" me: "no, it's time to sleep" son: "I can't, read another" me: "just try for a few seconds" Son sleeping as soon as I turn the light of.

    Grady'sRaider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heard from the bedroom at bedtime. "No mommy. Don't sing morning town ride. It puts me right to sleep."

    Annabell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my son's favorite argument at the moment is "if xxx doesn't happen, I can never be happy again." I feel you.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a trick which does not work. You can't use a witch's own spell against her.

    #46

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    TheKitchenista Report

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Game, set and match to your daughter

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    #47

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    amil Report

    Bardhi's Dad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if he don't want to go to work, than he don't want to go to work! You can't do anything about it!

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have never related so much to a three yr old before

    Dancing Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, this is one of those dreams that you will never remember.

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    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute in a 3 YO... Not so much in a 30 YO.

    NWB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me at work too kiddo!

    Bron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the type of response my 14 yr old gives right now! Good luck when your kid is 14!

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish that could be my answer.

    Grady'sRaider
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went home one evening to find the sidewalk chalked with hopscotch squares the length of the block. Kid business!

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    #48

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    MommySatirical Report

    Just a Snowball
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like letting kids have moments like that. for example, when we would tell my 4 yo brother to ask nicely, he would just do puppy eyes and say "nicely"

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    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll be 40 yrs old saying that lol

    Paige Garberding
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell him about the new a**l swab test.

    Melanie King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh is this the COVID vaccine we're talking about? Cuz kids under 16 aren't supposed to get that cuz it's not safe, I hope it the other vaccines...

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    #49

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    my_hive_away Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly wouldn’t care. I have googled myself and there is nothing, so all good.

    CATMONSTER2018
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I googled myself... and apparently I'm a screwdriver brand... and the administrator of justice at some city

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    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Googled my real name and it came back as a black real estate broker in Texas. Good-looking woman, but I'm a white chick in Canada, so Google doesn't scare me, lol!

    Evelyn Culligan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or seeing their google search - 'how to build a fire pit'.... and 'how to dye your hair' and then 'how to get hair dye out of carpet'....

    Russell Ellwardt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No teenager wants to hear these three words from their parents either.

    PineappleQueen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I googled myself one time. Apparently I’m a 37 year old criminal that abused my kids, then committed suicide. Apparently there are multiple versions of me

    Aski Markup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine alot of Instagrammers with questionable feeds, will be experiencing this in a couple of years.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lies that's not the worst or even close to it.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I googled myself and got Ghost Hunter.

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I- ok so I googled my mom for a school project and I told her and she went "and what came up? Lesbian?" and like me and my sister are really confused now lmao, like... we'll support her, we're not out of the closet to our parents yet, but she makes jokes making fun of LGBTQ+ stuff any time it comes up, or makes little snarky remarks ("don't- no. You're not wearing your hat out like that, you look like a lesbian" (I had my cap on backwards bc I like it like that)) but also drops in little comments hinting to maybe she's into women too. Gorl needs to be consistant on one or the other, she's confusing tf outta me and my sister ;-;

    Ravenwolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apperently I have died a lot, I work at a community college, and I run a flower shop. I'm eleven🤣🤣🤣

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    #50

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Bardhi's Dad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep being cute like this, maybe you can succeed. Who knows what can happen in next 10 years :)

    Harløw-Banditø
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your kid, by any chance, Dot Warner

    NWB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine said once shes 4 then 5 she can drive....i was like nope...16...nope 5 she said so yeah my kid is driving at 5 I guess

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are cute, then you should wait till you are 18.

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    #51

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    dad_on_my_feet Report

    Firefoxy3121
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only two likes away from being cursed to repeat this forever

    Jenny Li
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember asking Mom if she had a tongue. And asking my friends. And my Dad. And asking them to show me.😅🤫🤦

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    #52

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    Cynical_Parent Report

    Furry_Danger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no.. Don't check the bathroom...

    uber mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better to hope that it happened IN the bathroom.

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    The Chosen One
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is indeed the most terrifying thing I've ever heard

    #54

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    mommy_cusses Report

    Just a Snowball
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well i guess we will find out soon

    Elaine Dodge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but you can be guessed what into insanity

    Yvette Desmarais
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if you start ignoring it. Then your kids will learn your first name.

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would really, really want to, but you can't!

    Lena Hill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her profile pic looks like she’s answering “Hey, mommy?” for about the millionth time

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    #56

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    LizerReal Report

    Mrs_ Possum
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, I remember this from when I was young. And there'd be maybe 2 or 3 encyclopedias in the library and about 25 kids who all needed to use it. By tomorrow. Fond memories 😬

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now they have to write a 3-sentence summary from a 3-page Wikipedia entry.

    Jill Ferguson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Times were tough. We were all hardcore. Hence the tattoos.

    #58

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    TheCatWhisprer Report

    TheWeeknd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no but like if u get hot, then where do u put it??? at my school, we don't have lockers even tho its a middle school, so, lol, u choose, coat, or no coat.

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    Orange
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KIDS ARE JUST BUILT DIFFERENT

    The Chosen One
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell my sister she's going to Antarctica, she'll pack tank tops and shorts she's completely mental

    Demon Child
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, being born out of the fiery depths of hell, I cannot explain this debacle

    Robert Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeeeaahhh i...am the skeleton of my family like if i suck in you can see my collar bone XD i eat ALOT but im still to skinny so i would not be able to survive cold

    Aileen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teenagers trying to look tough

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll suffer being cold to be cool.

    ComfyPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just described my children.

    Jenny Li
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In winter when it was almost snowing, I was wearing a dress with no sleeves. And everyone was like, "PUT UR JACKET ON OMG U DIDN'T BRING A JACKET?!*to parents* TEL UR KID TO PUT A JACKET ON"

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    #59

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    DadBits Report

    Baby Panda
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    4 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    This comment has been deleted.

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    #61

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    lmegordon Report

    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfectly balanced, I don't know why you're complaining. Sure, you'll need many more prescriptions but..

    #62

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    pro_worrier_ Report

    Bardhi's Dad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't matter if she hates bananas. Your job is to offer her one

    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother got angry at my grandfather for not offering her tea or coffee once.. She hates both. Immensely. So he offered- " Oh no thanks "

    Piper McLean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes little kids make no sense

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    #63

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    HenpeckedHal Report

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, yeah, I remember looking around and thinking "Who knows about head injuries?"

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    #64

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    robin_991 Report

    Mariam Najar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only things they pay attention to

    Biana Vacker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, no its not. Its just when we say things/voice our opinions about Real Actual Problems at least one adult tells us we don't know anything about it, or "we already knew that" in a dismissive tone or that it doesn't effect us so we should "let the adults talk" Or at least, thats how it is at my school. In lunch we talk about politics, human rights, and the Real Actual Life Problems the adults talk about, but we don't argue with each other. If someone disagrees with you, then hey, thats ok! When adults ask us about that stuff, we just say what they expect us to say.

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    rgr8
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean they are not wrong...

    EQXL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not know this yet.

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to get your priorities right.

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than the s**t that really IS going on

    TheWeeknd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO. in my algebra, we just wish that we didn't choose algebra. lolol I should have opted out when I had the chance, I could of just done 7th grade math this year 😪😢

    #65

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    dad_on_my_feet Report

    Amanda Sherland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i was a kid I told my parents I wanted a tarantula too, but I was really just trying to be cool for my friends. Well they got me the thing, and after getting over my fear, I actually loved it and had it for 7-8 years. She made a really great pet!

    Abigail Nagel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome!! I’ve always wanted one but we have a cat and I don’t think my mom would like it

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    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, no, he won't forget. Never in a million years!

    RealSans666
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has that kid been disturbed recently?

    #66

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    MarieDeneez Report

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's probably the mastermind. Little bitch probably tricked the kid into it.

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    Bengü Taşkesen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not ok to share pictures of a child like this on the Internet. They will be there forever without her consent.

    mysty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plot twist: it was the dog all along

    Margaret Rae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else wish her inmate number were 867 5309 ?

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    #67

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    simoncholland Report

    Lena Hill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait you guys do that on purpose 😭

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on my mom's and dad's smirks whenever they said things like "my bag" instead of my bad... Yes... Knowing doesn't make it less annoying

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    Mer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I wonder if my dad purposely mixed up bluetooth & blackberry back in the day..."hold on, I let me connect my blacktooth to my blueberry"! hmmmmmmm

    KiwiBubbles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this honestly bothers me. My mom will call ear buds (inserted into ears) "headphones" (lay over ears) sometimes and it bugs me bc I hate ear buds, they're so uncomfortable and inconvenient, if I can possibly wear headphones instead, I will.

    Andrea Cornwell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I repeatedly refer to them as ear pods. Equally as effectively annoying so I'm told.

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad always pronounced pizza "pit-sa" - took me years before I figured out it was just to wind me up!

    TheWeeknd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    . . . o god. . . I feel like thats something my dad would do lol.

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    #68

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    Gupton68 Report

    #69

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

    hey, not my problem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why don't you ask THEM what's for dinner and see how far that gets you

    TheWeeknd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom does that tho. sometimes we meet in the middle of the stairs like "MOM WHATS FOR DINNER????????" "Idk, i was going to ask u"

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    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my kids were toddlers they were out of control one day and didn't understand why I was upset, so me and their father decided to throw full blown fits and tear up the house right in front of them so they could see what it was like after them claiming they could do a better job than us. The look on their faces were priceless and they always remembered that. lol

    Jill Ferguson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta reign in the expectations. Shut that s**t DOWN.

    Jenny Li
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They ask me what I want for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. :D

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone is going on about how "tech savvy" their kids are. Ok. So let them order their food online.

    #70

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    not_thenanny Report

    Aroace tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are different and I never have to use either!

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    #71

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    momtribevibe Report

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do it! As a mom who homeschooled in the nineties, do it. One child learns faster than thirty. If you do it on your own,instead of virtually thru the school system, depending on the child, you may only need about four hours a day, more or less. I cannot tell you how many last minute field trips we took to a park, or the mall or a museum or movie. There are opportunities to learn literally everywhere. While we are currently more limited, even the backyard or the street can count. The outdoors is full of opportunities to apply science, math, writing skills. Think of the things you would enjoy at their age and do it together. Frankly, homeschool became an opportunity for me to be a bit of a kid too. If you can mange that, it will be far more enriching

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    #72

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    WhiteGirlChelle Report

    Mrs_ Possum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a cat 😸 They're pretty good at this too

    hydrostatic joints
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a dog. My dog trips and/or almost trips me anytime I'm walking.

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    Toasty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! It is worse because we have exceptionally long narrow hallways.

    TheWeeknd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my BROTHER does this, and i SWEAR he does it on PURPOSE just to PISS ME OFF.

    Bonnie Jarrett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg my son does this! Down stairwells...it's infuriating!

    LesAnimaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat counts as my kid, and she does this.

    Larai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real test of patience

    lenka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much this. Every time.

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    #74

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    lmegordon Report

    Paul Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were at the coast and they had an old mine being used as a collection tin for the lifeboats. We went up the coast a bit and there was another one. My daughter asked 'Dad, is that yours as well?'

    serenagun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine? mine mine mine mine? Minemine? MINEEEE?

    Heidi Beck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seagulls in “Finding Nemo”

    #75

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    LinzDeFranco Report

    Just a Snowball
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kid logic, you dont question it

    John and Brandy Keippala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why isn't this higher? I literally woke my husband up laughing at this!

    Linus Nilsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to know the age of the son...

    Hello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think under 4?? idk but I know that her husband (phill defranco) has a podcast, and he said their children are that age, but I don't really follow it.

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    #77

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    MumInBits Report

    Furry_Danger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until he starts hour looping baby shark.

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! I had actually gone nearly 5 hours without that earworm!

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    Aroace tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Break it while the kid is sleeping. Its the only way!

    lenka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your mistake was hiding it instead of performing a ritual curse, setting it alight, and sacrificing its melted remains directly to your local repositotory for evil infused plastic.

    #78

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    SnarkyMommy78 Report

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    #80

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    MomsterClub Report

    Amy Cohen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you open lube in front of your kids?

    Linus Nilsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is "stocking" a euphemism? Also, you put this on twitter...

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    #81

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    mom_needsalife Report

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you. Santa's vomit is all over my LR atm

    #82

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    Report

    Saeyoul Akiyune
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I'll admit: this one made me laugh because it sounds like something I'd do to my younger sister 😂

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    #84

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    dad_on_my_feet Report

    Cheezees
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, he's a whiny jerk and I don't know a single parent who likes that show

    rgr8
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caillou was a Jerk. According to my parents it was the one show they couldn't stand at all.

    Dinah Brand
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least Caillou's cat is pretty cool.

    TheWeeknd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my brother was watching it and the kid literally fell in a pile of strawberries and cried cuz he was "bleeding". This show isn't teaching lil kids ANYTHING.

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like a rather establishing moment for that show was the episode where he threw a tantrum because he was going to the circus tomorrow rather than that day. Not next week, not next month, not even next year... the next day!

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom says we're not allowed to watch caillou. we've never questioned it.

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    #85

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    CumberdickB Report

    RealSans666
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Kids are saying that? wow

    #87

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    DieselBabe20 Report

    Aroace tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never cut sandwiches in the middle always the corners!

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    #89

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    taxgirl Report

    BookCrazyTeen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t realize when I was young but my parents told me they never liked Caillou because he was whiny

    #90

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    MommyCocktail Report

    Bunny Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, I know this from my little brother >﹏<

    Baby Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my six almost seven year old does this........ and he does not usually ask, instead he shoves his hand into my and his big sister's face........

    #91

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    copymama Report

    rgr8
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time me and my cousin decided to play Candy Land like we were toddlers. We screamed at each other, and complaining that it was "rigged". We were 13 and 14.

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    #92

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    reallifemommy3 Report

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. Who needs sleep anyways?

    Jessica Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: If you don't help me clear the table, you will never find out.

    serenagun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have to admit i did the same thing when I was 6years old....

    LesAnimaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 5 or 6 I asked my grandma flat out if I could have her jewels when she died. My parents were not amused.

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    #93

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    Report

    Wolfowl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: Plays Hollow Knight, loudly because the music is good The Dung Defender: AAAAAAAH HONDAAAAA

    LesAnimaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of like when the kids themselves are suddenly quiet - that's very suspicious.

    #94

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    HarmonicAuthor Report

    EQXL
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And put them sideways instead of exit towards you. We've learned that you might be able to dodge some, but no wall is far enough.

    #95

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    meenaharris Report

    CATMONSTER2018
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else click the blue play-button thinking it was a video? Or is it just me. :/\

    Bunny Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just you, I was clicking on it also :)

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    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So relatable. My 3yo spent a 20 min zoom class picking her nose and licking her hands...

    Orange
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little kid in the first pic is picking his nose lol

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    #96

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    Tobi_Is_Fab Report

    Just a Snowball
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    banana peels are so f****g slippery

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 3yo managed to get herself one night. I thought that was a cartoon only thing... Nope

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    #98

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    AnnaDoesntWant2 Report

    #99

    Parenting-Tweets-Of-The-Month-January

    Gilapfeffer Report

    Bunny Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ive done this to my sister lol

    Randi Campos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work at a laundry Matt and a customer would bring her clothes in and pay us to wash dry and fold for her& her 4 kids. Well she thinks clothes last longer when washed inside out so 5pls cloths done like that and having to turn them all the right way before you could find them.. Yea an all day event it totally sucked

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    #100

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    Dave_Stein Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little did anyone suspect that Bernie was wearing those gloves so he could keep his ice powers under control.

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    #101

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    mom_tho Report

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    source Report

    lenka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol. Yes. Estimate generously.... then double it!

    Piper McLean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister once went through 5 outfits in a day

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister once wore 10 pairs of clothes in a day. My mom was very unhappy.

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    #105

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    anylaurie16 Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Id give him one honestly. I want one when I've cleaned up cat barf

    LesAnimaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give him a trophy. Dog vomit is so much worse than cat sick.

    #106

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    MumInBits Report

    Aroace tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't most parents swear around their kids or is that only mine?

    BookCrazyTeen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, tho my mom started cussing a bit recently as we are olderish now, only occasionally tho.

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    #107

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    sproudfoot Report

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working parents? I thought stay-at-home parents. No? Teachers absolutely.

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working parents are probably working from home while also trying to make sure their kid is doing school stuff.

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    #108

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    officiallykeith Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not "Everything Is Awesome"?? What a let-down!

    LesAnimaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is cool when you're part of a team! I've had this song stuck in my head since Christmas.

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    Orange
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is awesome Everything is cool when you're part of a team Everything is awesome When you're living out a dream Everything is better when we stick together Side by side You and I are Gonna win forever Let's party forever We're the same, I'm like you, you're like me We are working in harmony Everything is awesome Everything is cool when you're part of a team Everything is awesome When you're living out a dream Woooo! 3, 2, 1, go! Have you heard the news? Everyone's talkin' Life is good 'cause everything's awesome Lost my job, there's a new opportunity More free time for my awesome community I feel more awesome than an awesome possum Dip my body in chocolate frostin' Three years later wash off the frostin' Smellin' like a blossom, everything is awesome Stepped in mud, got new brown shoes It's awesome to win and it's awesome to lose Everything is better when we stick together Side by side you and I are gonna win forever Let's party forever We're the same, I'm like you, you're lik

    Orange
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aww maaaaan i cant insert the whole song :/

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    Deziree Mccullough
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no its this songs gonna get stuck inside your head

    Just a Snowball
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every child needs to have an alexa growing up

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    #109

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    threetimedaddy Report

    BookCrazyTeen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I splash the drips too and I am more than 4 times his age 😫

    #110

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    Tired_Dad_of_2 Report

    Prep To Lose
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta do what you gotta do

    TheWeeknd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I didn't finish somthing when i was younger, my parents wouldn't let me leave the table lol/ .

    Piper McLean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom never let us eat McDonald’s

    #111

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    Khanye_11 Report

    Aroace tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo that would be terrible! I'm not even being sarcastic!

    serenagun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it really would be horrible if kids weren't funny...

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    #112

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    thearibradford Report

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine once broke the silence by saying "While we're on the subject of ice cream..."

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    #113

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    thearibradford Report

    Terry Cline
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, been there, done that! We were flying to Dallas from California to make Texas our permanent home. Somehow the airline separated my 3 yr. old's seat from mine. My husband had the 1 yr. old. When I asked the person who was going to be sitting next to my son if we could switch seats, he said no. So I explained that he would have to help feed him, entertain him and take him to the restroom as needed, he promptly moved with no further ado!

    #114

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    mommajessiec Report

    Laurie Falknor-Medina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also our 3yr old, as soon as he finishes breakfast - what's for dessert? Every blessed day, even tho we tell him every blessed day that we don't have dessert before 7am.

    #115

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    Report

    Dawn Thomas-Cameron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    11: [playing on computer] just let me finish this level...

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this isn't an accurate description. Kids are smart enough to sense when something is wrong. Do not underestimate us...

    Jesus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i cant pause a forking multiplayer game!

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    #117

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    threetimedaddy Report

    Mae (just add water)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I have kids I’m going with mittens and Velcro coats

    #119

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    Tired_Dad_of_2 Report

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    #120

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    dad_on_my_feet Report

    MΣMΣ KIПG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    set it at 10 they will wake you up at 7

    Hello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    set it at 10, they never wake you up. At least all I know about my cats.

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    serenagun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they're right on top of it in the morning aren't they?

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    #121

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    sarabellab123 Report

    #122

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    jessicaweeks Report

    Firefoxy3121
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cooked carbonara and my siblings all ate it! Plus I didn't give anyone food poisoning yet

    #123

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    LifePitts Report

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    #124

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    saltymamas Report

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    #125

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    source Report

    #126

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    VLEXXXGALINDO Report

    #127

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    _DougStewart Report

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    #128

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    DaddyJew Report

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    #130

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    pantless_papple Report

    #131

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    _tim_burke Report

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    #132

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    hanaanicole Report

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why G-d made giant black trash bags. To cover the puked upon areas and in turn be covered with towels. And Febreeze, of course.

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