It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This October (40 Pics)

These are the people I am GLAD decided to have kids....

Heartwarming! This awesome time together has so many benefits for both parent and child, and a bonus - - kids who grow up knowing how to cook!

My family used a strainer after I cried for a straight hour because I got eggshell in the batter (I dropped a whole egg in and it cracked).

She will fondly remember cooking with you for the rest of her life.

Here's the thing... If you cook with them when they're young, they won't be 30yo and dropping eggshells in the batter. Instead, they'll amaze you with their creativity and palate. Cooking is a skill everyone should learn.

Less talk, more chop.

Getting down to business

That's the best kind of person to become friends with. :D

Once there was a little Mexican boy in the class of my son, he only spoke spanish. My son said: he can't talk with us but he hugs us and we like to hug him too!

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Yes, yes it is. It is also a very clever way of making certain you are not leaving the house without him.

Going to be an efficiency expert. Saves space and makes dad's day.

'Them is big shoes ya got to fill kid!'

:O :)

So adorable !

Parents say things like this and then when people say parenting seems miserable and nightmarish, they protest.

Freddy: understandable, have a nice day

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lol

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Mistake 1-A, never get outnumbered 😬

My sis-in-law was traveling from TX to Phoenix with my children, transporting them back from a visit with their grandparents. They stopped for lunch in Wilcox, AZ. Somewhere close to Benson, AZ, my daughter announced her aunt had left her imaginary friend, Barney, at Burger King and she wanted her to turn around and go back for him. Of course, sis-in-law didn’t. By the time they arrived, sis-in-law was exasperated, because she had just spent the last 200 miles (about 3 hours) in the car with a nonstop crying 4 year old. And suddenly, just like that, there was no more Barney. If you asked my daughter about him, she’d reply, “Barney’s not here, because Aunt Amy left him at Burger King.” We’d all like to believe, Barney’s enjoying his new life, flipping burgers at Burger King.

Aw, kid has something she needs to process. If this is how she wants to talk about loss, okay. I understand it's not unusual for kids to "lose" their imaginary friends and be really sad about it.

When my now 47 yr old nephew was little, he had an imaginary pet chipmunk. His teacher father was also a basketball coach. One game day my nephew lost his pet and everyone in the stands were helping him look. His father was not amused. I still think its hysterical.

Get real dog!

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I would have said " just get in the car,I'll explain later,!" And rescued the kid Lol

I’ve done similar, I’ve also walked them to school and carried their packed lunch for them, then taken the lunch back home with me. I’ve done it a few times, poor tired mummy.

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Don't you hate when that happens?

And there stands the Principal mumbling "I wonder how long it took to train Mom to do this?" My kids were once they forgot said item and endured the consequence, they are trained!

My son forgot his lunch & I knew he didn't have any money on him. As I was driving to his school I realized I hadn't eaten breakfast yet, so I ate - his lunch. Yeah, he got free McDonald's delivery that day.

The pool is closed because it’s flooded.

I need to try this

lol

Wish I had a sister

Works for a while, until the imaginary friend starts sending messages to the effect that the zoo is now open and safe. What are you going to say then? the imaginary friend is wrong? Good luck with that.

Let the nightmare begin

... and that new apple computer looks mighty white...

... with a sharpie and the cat.

My 3-year-old daughter locked me out when I went out to the curb to put her sister into the kindergarten carpool car. When I got back to the front door, she gleefully informed me, "Mommy, I've locked you IN!" Then she tried, but couldn't unlock the door. I had to call the fire department to get back inside.

Try Magic Eraser. First, one the markered walls. If that doesn't work, on the toddler. (haha)

This is too funny. She's been taught well...maybe too well.

It's great that his daughter knows to do that, though!

What is this? A supernatural episode?

oh no

B r u h

Time to buy the teen an alarm clock and enact a reward/punishment system for getting up on time.