35 Times People Overheard Conversations That Were Too Good To Keep Private, So They Shared Them On Twitter
InterviewThe popularity of Overheard L.A., San Francisco and New York accounts seems to have awakened the nosy little eavesdroppers within us. Although people say that listening to other private conversations is an impolite thing to do, there’s so much small talk happening in public that sometimes we just can’t help it.
Take a look at how many people shared the meticulously documented conversations they overheard with no context whatsoever. Whether someone’s at the museum, grocery store or working for a 3 billion dollar company, these interactions are equal parts bizarre and hilarious.
We have collected some of the best tweets floating around Twitter, so continue scrolling and upvote your favorite ones. When you’re done with this post, you’ll find some more hilarious quotes right here.
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Stop stereotyping kids toys! My three adult kids chose what toys they wanted, whether a doll for the boys or nerf guns for my girl. Let kids be and stop pushing your gender agenda on them.
Or let boys use nerf guns or girls play with Barbies if they want to. That's ok too!
Load More Replies...Fast forward 15 years, the girl is an Air Defense Battle Management System Operator and her mum is complaining that she is not married yet.
When I was a little girl, I wanted a sword! It didn't have to be sharp or anything, because I just wanted to wave it around and not hurt anyone, but it did have made of metal! And for some reason, my parents just wouldn't buy me one! (I bought one in my twenties, and I still have it.)
One of the gifts I'm giving my 6 year old daughter tomorrow is some fishing lures because she absolutely loves ice fishing...people think it's something for father and son but she's the best fishing partner!
My daughter goes fishing with her grandpa. I've gone fishing with my dad and brother. One of my brothers takes his daughters fishing. Not sure why anyone would think it's just a masculine activity.
Load More Replies...That's a girl after my own heart. I was a major tomboy, still am for that matter. These stupid gender stereotypes are majorly outdated and need to go! Let kids be who they want to be!
My seven year old son has plenty of household stuff. I hope he'll turn out to be a helpful husband.
I'm a preschool teacher and often the boys who choose the dolls are the more caring ones. We don't aim any dramatic play at one particular gender as it is more about developing social skills.
Load More Replies...My grandson wanted a kitchen set for Christmas. Guess what he's getting for Christmas. We've gone from the "days of old" where Barbie = girl and G.I. Joe = boy or pink/blue etc. Let kids do what they do best, be imaginative and PLAY
Years ago all my nephew wanted was kitchen stuff. He did not like pink or things we think of as girly. I could not find any kitchen stuff not painted pink and covered in Barbi or hello kitty pictures. In the end, I got him adult kitchen equipment from a camping shop. Most men in his family at the time were cooks, why everything was girly was just odd. His brother loved pink - and still does, he is straight, but why not ware pink if you want? Toys and clothes should have choices though
Load More Replies...If you’ve ever stood in public transport, waited in line at a café, or just talked on your phone while walking down the street, there’s a big chance that you’ve been eavesdropped on.
When you think about listening to conversations of other people, words like “prying” and “nosy” pop right into your head. However, more often than not, these brief interactions are so confusing, they can make anyone stop and listen.
Bored Panda reached out to Dr. Lauren Emberson, a psychology professor at the University of British Columbia, to find out more about why we are so fascinated by what strangers have to say. She and her colleagues did a study called Overheard cell-phone conversations: when less speech is more distracting.
I was in a card shop buying cards when an acquaintance came behind me, and bought three Valentines. We spoke briefly while the clerk rung him up, and I said "I don't know J, I wouldn't ever trust a man buying three Valentines" He said "Mom, Grandma, Aunt" and my estimation of him went thru the roof. What a sweet thing to do.
People always think that love is like having a partner, but about families or friends? Should we give them love as well.?
(Now as I written this, I realized that not everyone had a great relationships so I hope those who really need love, here's some love)💕💕❤❤❤💕
Load More Replies...My kids were looking at pins at the fair and the booth owner was pointing them toward pins with flowers and butterflies because they said they were buying it for me for mother's day. The pin they finally chose? "People who thing they know it all really annoy those of us who do." Seems they know me well.
I gave my therapist a sign that says "Weird is just a side effect of Awesome". She loved it!
The researchers were trying to see whether the thinking abilities of 41 volunteers were most affected by listening to two people talking, a monologue, silence, or a “halfalogue”, a one-sided conversation. The results showed that overhearing a “halfalogue” is distracting and decreases performance “on cognitive tasks designed to reflect the attentional demands of daily activities.”
When it comes to listening to cell-phone conversations, our brains are trying to break down what the person on the other end of the call is talking about, which makes it harder for us to concentrate. “By contrast, overhearing both sides of a cell-phone conversation or a monologue does not result in decreased performance.”
However, it seems that not listening to private conversations is difficult because our attentional systems do it automatically. “Our study showed that even when we instruct people not to listen to the conversations when they were doing attentionally demanding tasks, their attention was specifically drawn away from their task when they were listening to a cell phone conversation or a ‘halfalogue,‘” the professor explained.
Well, I did all that and have still managed to catch it twice, so I'll kind of take the miracle side on this one.
Me too. I am going above and beyond to be safe, but got it twice. And I am fairly certain I wil be 'catching' omicron as well, while I am still recovering from Delta :(
Load More Replies...if the mask is not a N95 or similar (KN95, K94, etc), it does almost nothing to prevent you from getting anything, those regular masks are to prevent spreading if you have it. You want to prevent getting it, make sure you have the proper masks for that.
I worked in a factory for these two hellish years, vaxxed and with mask, but it still seems like a miracle I haven't caught it yet.
Load More Replies...😞, just got email from HR yesterday, someone in our office got tested positive
This convo is so very old by now. Doesn't matter what you have or don't have. You can still catch it like everyone else, STFU already.
Science says, even if infected after vaccine, you will have a much less severe case. I have had Covid Rissie. You?
Load More Replies...Being boostered doesn’t help it just fails to do its job which is to make the symptoms better
I can only upvote this once - which I find unlawful .
Load More Replies...Don't go shopping with a librarian - we have classification disorder. If anything in the shop doesn't seem to be in its right place, we'll fix it and while we're at it, rearrange the whole shelf and you'll never get out of there.
I wish my grocery store chain would at least sort the frozen vegetables in some sensible manner like they do with the fresh produce, so I could easily find what I want, instead of my having to block the case while I scan each shelf. I expect it must be because each brand demands it’s own placement and shelf arrangements. ☹️
Load More Replies...My autistic son has to put everything in proper order by color. I love it! It looks like a rainbow in his room.
I’m autistic and do this too. My room is very rainbow-ish!
Load More Replies...It is not exactly clear why that happens. Dr. Emberson told us that there’s some evidence that the unpredictability of the speech could be the problem here. “Remember that in a cell phone conversation, speech starts and stops,” she mentioned.
“We found that attention is drawn away specifically when the speech starts, not during the silences, suggesting that the unpredictable cell phone speech is hard for you to process compared to a dialogue (even when the speaker changes in a dialogue, it’s not as distracting).”
This is a super awesome-i don't know you-but i got your back-stranger-girl-moment
I love when this happens. Salute sisterhood!
Load More Replies...He thinks he's hot s**t on a silver platter, when he's really just a cold turd on a paper plate 🤭
It's crazy how many amazing conversations happen in the ladies' room at bars and restaurants. You will never find a more supportive woman than in a restaurant bathroom!
I'm calling BS that the two year old would process this sand say it!
I am amazed that a 2 year old is able to think about consequences of their actions.
2 year olds are not able to formulate that kind of thought... let alone say it
Your two year old son said 'are you sure this is a good idea?'. Ffs. Could you at least try and make your fake anecdote believable?
Time to worry, when they are noisy. Time to REALLY worry, is when they are too damn quiet!
So true. Occasionally, you walk in and they're konked out on the floor with their butt in the air, and sometimes you walk in and they've cut the hair off their doll and are gluing it to the TV screen...
Load More Replies...When asked if people eavesdrop consciously, the professor said that it’s definitely true and that she sometimes does it too: “The inspiration of this study, though, was a feeling that I and many others have that you can’t help but eavesdrop on these cell phone conversations.”
She added: “I really didn’t want to listen to them but I felt I couldn’t filter them out. And that’s why we tested whether it is an automatic function of your attentional system to tune your mind into them and sure enough, that’s the case!”
On a more serious note. The two franchises only have similar names, really. First of all, Trek is mainly a TV series project, while Wars is mainly a cinematic project. Trek is older than Wars. Trek is about space exploration, Wars is more of a family drama. Each series of Trek is independent, but it's all connected, as they're set in the same world, but within different timelines. Wars (the main film series) is all the same story continued throughout the films. Trek is more like posh, Wars is more about action.
Let's play a game. Star Trek is better. Upvote to agree...
honestly I have no idea what's the difference between comics and graphic novel... I thought graphic novel is just a fancy new term for comics
I'm relatively new to comics, so this might be an oversimplification: Graphic Novels are self-contained stories, like reading a full book with a complete arc. Think of comics more like individual chapters in a book, often smaller physically, telling only a portion of the story. Now, where it gets a little more complex are "trade paperbacks"; these are compilations of comics (chapters), often done in order, that either tell the whole story (in the case of short run comic series), or tell a particular arc of the overall story (more common in large series, like Batman, Spider man, etc).
Load More Replies...Let's play a game. Star Wars is better. Upvote to agree...
Every one stop being so mean about the dad saying no. Poor guy had probably already promised his skull to an older sibling.
I just asked my dad the same thing and he just said "Sure, I wouldn't expect anything more" lmao
The study revealed that overhearing conversations can make us feel annoyed and irritated. Yet, so many people take these interactions to the internet and see it as a great source of entertainment. Dr. Emberson has offered one explanation for us: “These convos were very irritating at a time before texting when everyone was talking on their cell phones and it was very noisy with those conversations in public spaces like buses.”
Well, she's still alive, so indeed she must be really good at fighting
from now on im going to introduce myself as: my name is natasha. i hate black widow. read tolstoy or i'll knock you out
Absolutely! People also say the world is messed up or bad. I always think to myself, no it's not the world, planet, or earth that is bad. It's human beings that cause things to be messed up.
Load More Replies...Exactly. I would be so unmotivated after such comment because what would be the point of doing anything if life doesn't get any better? I don't care if I'm superman if life sucks no matter what.
Load More Replies...Always be a first rate version of yourself, instead of a second rate version of somebody else!
Lol my geek brain thought pokemon when I saw the wordd trainer and gym 😅
“Now most people text (myself included) so they might be more of a curiosity than anything else,” she mentioned. Her personal opinion is that people find such convos bizarre and funny because “they are out of context (you only hear one half) and that engages your curiosity in a way.”
Best getaway costume ever. Commit crime in the nude. Put on clothing. Become invisible to cops.
I used to travel by bus a lot some years back. I often sat at the back, right side, so I could watch truck drivers, of which most were just normal (or boring - a matter of perspective), but I saw a few guys naked behind the wheel in summer, some reading books, newspapers and even watching movies. But the naked ones stood out ... always waved back laughing.
Who would have thought wearing pants was gonna save you from going to jail?
I was very late to work, so I asked a friend to drive while I changed in the car. Was just getting ready to pull on my pants when we got stopped. Instead of pulling behind us, he pulled up to my side of the car and asked me to roll my window down. He just wanted to tell us that we made an illegal U-turn, but wasn't giving us a ticket. Thank goodness he didn't ask me to get out of the car.
John Locke, a professor of language science and author of Eavesdropping: An Intimate History, mentioned another reason why we may see one-sided convos as irritating. When someone is talking quietly, it grabs people’s attention. However, when they are being loud, many become annoyed.
A 15 girl cannot comprehend the horror of not having a phone
Load More Replies...GOOD 👏🏻 BITCH 👏🏻 ENERGY👏🏻 (due to karma)
Load More Replies...This is going to develop into a book...life lessons, my bartender taught me.😂
Because sometimes what you go through in life is just a reflection of who you are.
Load More Replies...While the presence of a library in a town might appear like something mundane, the absence of it would be somewhat concerning. So yes.
Absolutely. When I was looking at towns to move to, I absolutely checked out the library before making any decisions. Fortunately, they were all great. I get to live in an area full of great libraries!
Load More Replies...Librarians are the best. So are libraries. If you haven't gone to one in a while, figure out where your nearest one is, and go visit your local library. There's A LOT of free things you can do in a library nowadays.
You can't generalize, though. The libarians back at my university... they were the worst. One of them even lost a rare 1920s journal I had in storage there. We used to call them libarbarians.
Load More Replies...way back in the dark ages...(60's) my soph. yr. in high school i got to work in the library for 1 period a day....i loved it so much and found so many great books and authors that i still read to this day...libraries are amazing places...try it someday.....your welcome!😁
I wish I had been allowed to do that in school. I am possibly going to start volunteering at a local library soon.
Load More Replies...The reason behind it is that loud social behavior violates one basic law of nature: “We don’t like donations. We don’t like it when people present us with information about themselves that we’re not seeking.”
“[People] want to know what you’re truly like inside, not what others want them to think,” Locke said. “We love it when we get something that’s truly genuinely true about others and so we still prefer taking it, or if not taking it, extracting clues on our own.”
Oh God...wait till that kid sees a group of nuns volunteering at a soup kitchen..."Grandma those ladies are going to work at the brothel!!!"
If kid is old enough to read the word "brothel," he's old enough for an age-appropriate definition of what it is. This is hilarious but will only get him in trouble later.
Oy, you don't say... "It's really cold. I know a nice brothel where we can warm up with a really good matzo ball soup."
Load More Replies...My 7 year old son asked me what Viagra is for. After catching my breath, I told him it increases blood flow. He was satisfied with my answer.
Until the kid starts telling everyone that mommy and grandma work in a brothel
An honest but age appropriate explanation is always better. All too often these things end up being discussed in playgrounds and some child is going to either explain it badly, laugh at them for not knowing, or they may even argue and fall out. As someone who was lied to and ended up feeling an idiot when my friends told me the truth...
Load More Replies...My daughter asked us in Amsterdam what is "Sex Palace". Can't soup your way out of that one.
What do you MEAN sex doesn't stand for "Soup Excellently Xerved Here"?
Load More Replies...It’s funny how the pearls before swine today in the Dallas morning news joked about a brothel being where soup was made.
🎶who’s the man of all the bars? He serves all the al-co-hollll! BARMAN! BARMAN! BARMAAAAAAAANNNNNN!🎵
Load More Replies...You laugh, but my ex husband managed to convince some bimbo that he was a multi-millionaire who managed a deli as a kind of hobby. She totally fell for it. I know this because she conducted a lengthy and complicated internet search to find me, and ask me if it was true. Go figure. No sweetie, he's not a race car driver, the bass player for Sha Na Na, or an astronaut, he's a compulsive liar and sociopath.
Yikes... in his shoes I think I'd be tempted. Sorry if no-one agrees with me but how long can you keep harking on back to something before driving the other person round the twist?
Too true. Some women think that because men are physically "stronger" that they can be verbally harsher or hurtful.
Load More Replies...We are very interested in how other people act in private. Most of our lives we spend alone with our thoughts, and it’s interesting to see how others behave when they think no one is observing them. “The only way you can know that is by looking at other people who think that they’re alone,” John Locke mentioned.
Black Mirror is an anthology show that explores the dystopian consequences of our obsession with technology on our future; each episodes have their own, independent stories and explore different social or political issues, but in general, Black Mirror shows the fall of humanity at the hand of some extremely advanced technology. To explain the joke: perhaps the lab was discussing a technology, and one of the scientists expressed concern that the technology may have catastrophic consequences if invented.
Load More Replies...Haahaha. Perfect. Mum "oh look, young people are waving, how friendly". :D
At least we all know that we aren’t alone in the Lion King move to get bars ..
Give it a try, what is the worst that can happen? Either you will feel the same or you will feel better.
Load More Replies...Still, one thing we’re sure of—listening to strangers’ conversations can be hilarious. And the fact that we hear only a fraction of the conversation that doesn’t make any sense to us makes it even funnier.
Maybe he did not make a goal he wanted to make, and that is okay. It's okay to withhold things from ourselves as motivation
Load More Replies...This made me incredibly sad, and also makes me want to grab everyone ice cream on my way in today.
Don't mind me, I just made some to go on the pudding tomorrow
Load More Replies...Anyone else who had a family that ask you to help him scratch their back or is it just me?
My sister used to grab my arm by the elbow and use my hand as a backscratcher.
Load More Replies...It's my a reasonable request. I scratch your back, you scratch mine. Fair trade.
My dog knows "dig". I tried this once and it hurts pretty bad. I definitely do not suggest having your dog scratch your back lol
I prefer what me and my wife are. Married without the permission of the state. No paper, no form, just 15 years together still loving eachother.
A quick tip for joking on BP: put /j or /s after your post so people don't think you're serious. Because there are people here who actually say things like that in seriousness.
Load More Replies...My child once heard Americans talking and said: They talk like they're chewing a frog.
While French people trying to speak English in the US might sound more like frogs chewing gum.
Load More Replies...If I were that lady I'd have pompously drawn myself up and said "WELL I NEVER!" and then harrumphed loudly.
Had a nurse once who was from the UK and omg her voice sounded like you could curl up by the fire and have a cup of tea and a scone ! Helped that she was so nice to :D
There's no such thing as a generic "British accent", there are loads of different ones!
And most of them will sound "British" to people outside of the UK, so it is still a fair description.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of that episode of Friends when Ross was trying to sound more posh by talking with a British accent to his fiancé's parents, and Rachel was obviously pissed off with him so she interrupted the conversation faking a very caricatural Indian accent.
Oh no! They need to explain to him what rickrolling is! Like yesterday! It's the most wholesome thing! <3
well, he is planning to rickroll so he is familiar with the concept
Load More Replies...Telling my grandkids what "duckrolling" was... and met with blank stares. Until I explained "rickrolling" to them, and it was like I was Pharoah telling the first joke to hipsters. These kids will never hear about 4chan from me...ever.
Load More Replies...Googling Rickrolling now….. Googled it and I still don’t understand lol
It's a nonsensical internetism that nonetheless makes people very happy.
Load More Replies...My friend rickrolled her husband IN HER VOWS. It was perfect. So proud. 😅
I hate when males always think you want them, and all you're doing is being a decent human being
Two types of guys: Those who think that a passing smile means she's ready to go down on him and those who get their arm touched 64 times in ten minutes and are asked "Do you want to come to my place?" and think "I think she's into me, but maybe not...I'll play it safe and assume no." And the reason the latter are so hesitant is because they know full well how f*****g creepy the former are.
Load More Replies...A man thinks a girl wants him if you say "hello". I wonder where they get their confidence from.
She's being friendly because that's her job. Her preference would probably be staying at home with her dog or cat or s/o.
Yes so annoying. So many times I was nice to guys and they always thought I was interested. Wtf buddy. Then I get the awkward convo of sorry im not interested like that blah blah. Then,”I thought you liked me because no other girls are nice ,”then I just feel bad. But I really shouldn’t. Then Im just an ahole or cold because I know the next guy will think “Im interested”. Think it through guys? Sadly no one can be nice just to be nice anymore.
Probably what happened was that somebody in the family forgot something somewhere and they were forced to go back and the kid probably wanted to go and do a bunch of things and the dad was like "we're not here to have fun"
I remember feeling that way. I spent $4000 on a Disney vacation and they were "too hot to stand in line".
The point of texting is you don’t have to reply right away. That’s what phone calls are for
She didn't complain about him not replying right away. She complained about him not replying at all.
Load More Replies...I don't reply to text. I don't answer calls. My phone is always on silent mode. Phones gives me anxiety. Sorry...
I once said to my then manager who had a habit of saying trust me a lot, "I can't trust who sledom respon to my emails but always carries his laptop around"
Maybe because they're more interpersonal and prefer ACTUAL conversation (which sadly seems to be dying) rather than texts or tiks or tweets
how are texts, tweets and tik tok related? way to show you have no idea what youre talking about. just attack technology in general out of ignorance. text messaging is interpersonal. its literally communication between 2 people. twitter and tik tok arent direct communication. DMs, on either would be, DMs on twitter wouldnt be considered by anyone to be a "tweet".
Load More Replies...When my Coworker asks me about when my birthday, i answered "last year".
I like that answer Steffen, wish I'd known it years ago when I was constantly being asked for my star sign so my horoscope could be read out, when I didn't want to know.
Load More Replies...Oh please. I worked for a very well known international bank and my manager (a VP level in his early 30s) wanted me to create multiple versions of a massive excel table. He didn't understand the basic "Filter" function that I put in there and couldnt be bothered to listen to my explanation. How's that for unemployable? I wanted to throw my 2 uni degrees into a chopper.
Sounds like Coworker 2 didn't hear everything and didn't want to make Coworker 1 repeat.
I think this is more absent minded than stupid..... It's like the joke about to guys at a company party talking about their daughters, P1:My daughter married a French soldier(said with pride) P2:My daughter married in a purple dress. I know...not the funniest joke but my point was this seems more like this absent minded joke than someone who is actually stupid... When you don't hear what is said to you completely you fill in the gaps and sometimes it would've been better to ask them to repeat themselves...
Just answer the kid's question. If he's old enough to ask, he's old enough to hear an answer.
houses ? vegetable peeler ? toes ? trees ? too much possiblities, The suspense is killing me !
Im SO glad I clicked on the comments for this one XD
Load More Replies...This has got to be the one time that you can say "I'm sorry, I was eavesdropping, but I need to know what you're talking about" without any repercussions coming in to play.
🤣I’m gonna tell my friend, I love to see her grumbling for 20 minutes all by herself, wiggling her arms around
I love the Patricia Cornwell books for the Scarpetta series, she's a coroner/crime investigator and is a great character. I've read all of the James Patterson books about Alex Cross and loved all of them very much. Mary Higgins Clark and her daughter, and so many authors of the same vein for me,but I think it began with books about Dracula when I was young and then so many of Stephen King's books that there aren't many that I haven't read and loved. I read the Alice Sebold story Lucky that was more or less a autobiography of her rape, that is now having many details questioned by authorities because her accused rapist that has been in jail many years has recently been found not guilty. She's also responsible for the book and movie, The Lovely Bones, the book was amazingly sad and gripping. Some favs, read any book, plz.
I just wish Bio Oil actually worked, I have a lip scar that I acquired when I was about 15, it's never gone away :')
My first thought when I wake up in the morning is, “I can’t wait to go to bed tonight.”
But when it's time to go to bed, I never want to.
Load More Replies...So, she's like the US President. Never seen a leader of a nation just call it done on his day before noon so often.
Yesterday morning at 9:30am I asked my coworker if it was 5 o'clock yet. He said yes. But we actually got to Leave at 2.
thats 99% of comments on bored panda... people judging others, while complaining about judgemental people.
Load More Replies...I personally assumed they were laughing at how dumb the girl was being with her double-standard.
Two women having sex is overall more accepted than two men doing it, no matter of the gender of juging persons appearently
Load More Replies...Overheard in Oxford (UK) once - two academics in full regalia on their way to some function or other, one talking animatedly to the other says " and eighthly, I suggest that Plato was the foremost of the Greek democracy to abandon hagiocracy as a form of governance ... only in Oxford ..... once had two elderly Dons discussing the benefits of a fish based diet along with all of the medical ailments that could be staved off whilst following it, whilst having a fish supper in the restaurant I was running at the time .... happy days.
When I lived in city full of universities all you coud hear on the morning tram was either how drunk people got last night, or deep scholarly debates where I didn’t even know half the words meaning.
Load More Replies...I'm white and this is definitely an American thing because I've never heard of it until a few years ago
Load More Replies...I'm not going to lie, an an African American, I've never heard of 'elf on the shelf' or 'St. Nick's' until I was a working adult. I learned about both from my Caucasian coworkers at the time. Never heard of either one as a child growing up. I really believe it's just a cultural difference. I do think the elf on the shelf is pretty dope though!
I've never heard someone refer to something as "a white people thing" or "a black people thing" etc. Just can't imagine saying somethings "a different race thing" feels icky. I'm not from the US though, maybe it's accepted there?
I have. On a youtube-channel called "JKBros", when they react to videos of "ghosts caught on camera". It's hilarious. Whenever the "ghosthunters" hear a scary noise and go inside, the two bros (Canadian, Greek and Albanian backgrounds so in my books, they count as white) say "Don't go in! Why do they go in! That's white people-s**t, they should just run away or go home! Black people never do such stupid s**t". It always cracks me up now to read about "white people s**t". I'm white and it's still hilarious.
Load More Replies...Raised by a vietnamese mother and had no idea what elf on the shelf was until I was 18 years old and my college roommate had 1. Not even my franco americain in laws had one (I married young- no not because I had a kid). I'd forgotten all about the elf on the shelf thing until social media brought it back. I hate that freaky creep of any elf!!
I'd never heard of 'elf on the shelf' until reading about it here on BP. When I was growing up we just had to worry about Santa knowing when we were bad. Those elves kinda creep me out.
I am white but The Elf is creepy as hell and the stores can keep it. Would not have participated if my kids were still young and my grandchildren do not have them. Who needs a mischievous elf being blamed for mischief in the home when otherwise there wasn't any?.?.
I'm white and I don't know what it is other than its f*****g terrifying
Not racist at all. People need to stop throwing that word around when it's not appropriate. Just give the word the same severity as "rape" or "murder" and only use it when the term truly fits.
Load More Replies...There are lots of reasons for this I’ve heard in my life, some good, bad, funny….
This was the way we were raised, and while there are times that the man is supposed to be closer to the buildings, it was just a given that guys walked closest to the road. Apparently his mother hadn't taught him that, since she didn't know the reason why. Maybe his grandmother?
In the days before indoor plumbing, the man was expected to take the inside so that when people emptied their chamber pots out the window, he, not the lady, would take the hit. :-)
Load More Replies...I was raised that way too. But I also used to joke about landing on a soft body if I got hit by a passing car... Joke aside, I always put myself where it would be more safe for the person who's walikng with me.
I wonder if they meant for an article, or was going to get fired..
Load More Replies...He was just upset because the station wouldn't supply the single bills for him.
Who says women don't enjoy a visit in a strip club? (Male strippers exist, too)
Load More Replies...i feel it too ! a (more or less :p) clean home and the brain is a little lighter
The dentist I know gives kids Sugar Daddys and other sticky toffee/caramel candies, or jujubes, because he knows what drives his business.
Load More Replies...That would be trick, then, since there was no treat according to the clearly stated terms of the contract. Now get the toilet paper!
So from someone who lives in a country where we don't celebrate halloween, I always thought that trick OR treat meant exactly this here. You can either be tricked (in this case by getting a toothbrush) or you can get a treat. There is a 50% chance and you'll only know when you knock on a door. I also thought that if your outfit was really cool, you'll get the treat and if not, you'll get "tricked"
Her high school classmates laughed at her and made a Facebook group dedicated to trashing her. Her success is the best revenge.
So she is an usurper? A fake aristocrat? Not actually lord Gaga's husband? Shocking!
It's a joke. Guy 2 was supposed to ask "what's updog?" As in, "what's up, dog?" Then Guy 1 says "not much how about you?"
Load More Replies...We'd love to be over it in the US, too. Instead, we've had two staff suicides, huge quits/requests for a new assignment within hospital/ and i'm a freakin' unpaid person with an MD having to step in, so yeah, *over it* is not an option till humanity gets over being selfish and stupid. Whoops, sorry. Shift starts in two hours and I am feeling unMerry to say the least.
A growing number of medical staff are over it too and leaving their jobs to switch to less demanding jobs where they don't get insulted and assaulted by idiots.
One of my best friends is a retired nurse. She's in her mid seventies, and has been retired for almost 18 years. She has been receiving all kinds of offers begging her to come back to work. She told me that it was a good indication of how grim things are, because there is no way a person who hasn't been a nurse for that long is even qualified to jump back in.
maybe so,but, every intelligent trained health care pro would definitely be able to contributein some way to this mess we made..
Load More Replies...I'm totally over having to hear about selfish, ignorant morons like this. But unfortunately, I don't GET to be "over it" and neither do you get to be "over" the rules. ugh. Is it wrong of me to secretly wish these people get long covid? e_e
This sounds like a conversation with my dear departed mother. She had the same linguistic style..."you know that place? The one next to that other place we like?"
My MIL is a talker and usually asks during a movie, "Who is that actress/actor? She/he was in another movie we watched, remember? I can't remember the name of it, do you? It something about something..." My FIL sighed and said, "THIS MOVIE! She's in this one and I can't hear her! Where is the remote so I can turn the volume up!"
Didn't get to go on that one .it was closed for maintenance
Load More Replies...Keysmash! You type random letters on your keyboard to show that you're laughing
Load More Replies...You see parents, dragging exhausted kids around like it's the Bataan Death March... or Trail of Tears.
That's what I say about my drawings. I don't show them to anyone. My kids will find them when I'm gone.
Speaking as a mostly casual Kpop fan (except for Dreamcatcher, I do love them xP) my f*****g god some Kpop fans are cringe and scary... o.O
Ghislaine Maxwell is the daughter of the lying, cheating, swindling bastard Robert Maxwell who left thousands of his ex employees and pensioners penniless because he plundered their pension funds in order to keep his businesses afloat ( a fact that a certain bitch called Thatcher knew about, but did nothing) ; after he died by falling off his yacht, a certain 'Murky' Murdoch, took over the reins of his dodgy empire and kept princess Ghislaine under his wing - The dead, cold hand of Murdoch is all over this ... if only he was dead, here's hoping.
Best explanatory, yet succinct and vicious, rant on this *ever*.
Load More Replies...I think they mean the entire GOP. Epstein got too many outstanding deals in his trials from the justice department, so it would be a miracle if Maxwell was found guilty. There would be too many difficult questions to answer and it would be hard to explain why a millionaire sex trafficker walks away with so much incriminating evidence. Only way to avoid the questions is telling the media to ignore the trial.
Load More Replies...I mean, yes, it is just like the flu shot. You raise your sleeve, they put the needle in your arm and press on the syringe to inject the serum. Isn't it how the flu shot is done?
people really overreact to getting this shot, my god, so you might feel shitty for a day...GET OVER IT! the alternative is much worse and dont rant on about b.s. you read on some stupid media site....educate yourself!
You feel bad for a day after some other shots as well, but it's easier to complain on social media than to actually do something...
Load More Replies...Yeah it is, ive had all my covid vaccines and flu ones and im fine, i didnt even get a sore arm
Geting tired for the rest of the day is also possible (first hand experience), but that's it
Load More Replies...I'm a fan of the vaccine but this is actually correct. I got my booster last week in one arm and a flu shot in the other at the same time. My Covid shot arm was sore for three days and I didn't feel a thing in my flu shot arm. Still worth it though, rather than getting sick or dying from Covid.
Honestly, from what I've seen of Gooberpeas, if the Vaccine really killed people, I'd be urging them to have it even more. .-.
We don't know what they were talking about though. The person could be referring to anything that's good for you but not particularly pleasant -- like working out at a gym.
I can't share the good stuff, due to privacy, but once long ago, on a public bus, the guy across the aisle looked right down to his crotch and whispered, "Good boy!" and I got off at the next stop.
HOW is it not like the flu shot? BOTH reduce risk of severe illness and death, and both don't prevent illness entirely. Pretty much the same in what is important about them.
I once woke up in the middle of the night to my husband having an argument downstairs by himself saying "no, no. That's not what I said." The next morning I asked him who he was arguing with on the phone last night. He said he was talking to himself. What about, i asked him. He said he likes to practice arguing in case such a situation ever came up in the future. Weekd later, we had an argument and he used that exact same line with me. Looks like I have to eavesdrop on his late night conversations with himself so I can be ahead in the game too.
The front page changes by every reload of the page, so reload it and you’ll get another entry :)
Load More Replies...Living in Nashville TN went to IHOP closest to home; certainly not the worst part of the city, but not a good area either. A group of 4 people get out of a car near ours (all had very thick NY accents) as they were walking in I heard one ask "did you lock the doors?" The driver laughed and replied "this is Nashville TN, not NYC." To this day I still don't understand how a person can be from a place where you're practically born with street smarts can be so stupid to not use them everywhere you go.
CA and NY regard everyone between their coasts to be naifs.
Load More Replies...My 3yo: you're young... Me: (thrilled about my looks) My 3yo:...because you're not dead yet
Three year olds come out with the best things, sometimes you can really understand their logic... sometimes not :)
Load More Replies...I can't share the good stuff, due to privacy, but once long ago, on a public bus, the guy across the aisle looked right down to his crotch and whispered, "Good boy!" and I got off at the next stop.
HOW is it not like the flu shot? BOTH reduce risk of severe illness and death, and both don't prevent illness entirely. Pretty much the same in what is important about them.
I once woke up in the middle of the night to my husband having an argument downstairs by himself saying "no, no. That's not what I said." The next morning I asked him who he was arguing with on the phone last night. He said he was talking to himself. What about, i asked him. He said he likes to practice arguing in case such a situation ever came up in the future. Weekd later, we had an argument and he used that exact same line with me. Looks like I have to eavesdrop on his late night conversations with himself so I can be ahead in the game too.
The front page changes by every reload of the page, so reload it and you’ll get another entry :)
Load More Replies...Living in Nashville TN went to IHOP closest to home; certainly not the worst part of the city, but not a good area either. A group of 4 people get out of a car near ours (all had very thick NY accents) as they were walking in I heard one ask "did you lock the doors?" The driver laughed and replied "this is Nashville TN, not NYC." To this day I still don't understand how a person can be from a place where you're practically born with street smarts can be so stupid to not use them everywhere you go.
CA and NY regard everyone between their coasts to be naifs.
Load More Replies...My 3yo: you're young... Me: (thrilled about my looks) My 3yo:...because you're not dead yet
Three year olds come out with the best things, sometimes you can really understand their logic... sometimes not :)
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