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The popularity of Overheard L.A., San Francisco and New York accounts seems to have awakened the nosy little eavesdroppers within us. Although people say that listening to other private conversations is an impolite thing to do, there’s so much small talk happening in public that sometimes we just can’t help it.

Take a look at how many people shared the meticulously documented conversations they overheard with no context whatsoever. Whether someone’s at the museum, grocery store or working for a 3 billion dollar company, these interactions are equal parts bizarre and hilarious.

We have collected some of the best tweets floating around Twitter, so continue scrolling and upvote your favorite ones. When you’re done with this post, you’ll find some more hilarious quotes right here.

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Lisa T
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stop stereotyping kids toys! My three adult kids chose what toys they wanted, whether a doll for the boys or nerf guns for my girl. Let kids be and stop pushing your gender agenda on them.

Sam Kunz
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or let boys use nerf guns or girls play with Barbies if they want to. That's ok too!

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Angelar
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fast forward 15 years, the girl is an Air Defense Battle Management System Operator and her mum is complaining that she is not married yet.

NsG
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And demanding grandbabies

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Otter
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was a little girl, I wanted a sword! It didn't have to be sharp or anything, because I just wanted to wave it around and not hurt anyone, but it did have made of metal! And for some reason, my parents just wouldn't buy me one! (I bought one in my twenties, and I still have it.)

Bobert Robertson
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of the gifts I'm giving my 6 year old daughter tomorrow is some fishing lures because she absolutely loves ice fishing...people think it's something for father and son but she's the best fishing partner!

MyOpinionHasBeenServed
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter goes fishing with her grandpa. I've gone fishing with my dad and brother. One of my brothers takes his daughters fishing. Not sure why anyone would think it's just a masculine activity.

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Karen Grace
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a girl after my own heart. I was a major tomboy, still am for that matter. These stupid gender stereotypes are majorly outdated and need to go! Let kids be who they want to be!

Verena Abt
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My seven year old son has plenty of household stuff. I hope he'll turn out to be a helpful husband.

Huddo's sister
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a preschool teacher and often the boys who choose the dolls are the more caring ones. We don't aim any dramatic play at one particular gender as it is more about developing social skills.

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Ozymandias73
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandson wanted a kitchen set for Christmas. Guess what he's getting for Christmas. We've gone from the "days of old" where Barbie = girl and G.I. Joe = boy or pink/blue etc. Let kids do what they do best, be imaginative and PLAY

Wondering Alice
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Years ago all my nephew wanted was kitchen stuff. He did not like pink or things we think of as girly. I could not find any kitchen stuff not painted pink and covered in Barbi or hello kitty pictures. In the end, I got him adult kitchen equipment from a camping shop. Most men in his family at the time were cooks, why everything was girly was just odd. His brother loved pink - and still does, he is straight, but why not ware pink if you want? Toys and clothes should have choices though

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Say What
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Boys love playing with dolls. They just call them action figures.

Signe Manat Hansen
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"fun kitchen toys" 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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If you’ve ever stood in public transport, waited in line at a café, or just talked on your phone while walking down the street, there’s a big chance that you’ve been eavesdropped on.

When you think about listening to conversations of other people, words like “prying” and “nosy” pop right into your head. However, more often than not, these brief interactions are so confusing, they can make anyone stop and listen. 

Bored Panda reached out to Dr. Lauren Emberson, a psychology professor at the University of British Columbia, to find out more about why we are so fascinated by what strangers have to say. She and her colleagues did a study called Overheard cell-phone conversations: when less speech is more distracting

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    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Or maybe he was being sarcastic.

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    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems he has a great relationship with his grandma.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you don't want a cookie embargo, do you?

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    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in a card shop buying cards when an acquaintance came behind me, and bought three Valentines. We spoke briefly while the clerk rung him up, and I said "I don't know J, I wouldn't ever trust a man buying three Valentines" He said "Mom, Grandma, Aunt" and my estimation of him went thru the roof. What a sweet thing to do.

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People always think that love is like having a partner, but about families or friends? Should we give them love as well.?

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Now as I written this, I realized that not everyone had a great relationships so I hope those who really need love, here's some love)💕💕❤❤❤💕

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    Susan Bishop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids were looking at pins at the fair and the booth owner was pointing them toward pins with flowers and butterflies because they said they were buying it for me for mother's day. The pin they finally chose? "People who thing they know it all really annoy those of us who do." Seems they know me well.

    Harri Ellis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave my therapist a sign that says "Weird is just a side effect of Awesome". She loved it!

    Sydney Sheely
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like something I would get my grandma

    Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm all for grandsons who buy valentines for their grandmothers. These are the guys who make the world a better place.

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    The researchers were trying to see whether the thinking abilities of 41 volunteers were most affected by listening to two people talking, a monologue, silence, or a “halfalogue”, a one-sided conversation. The results showed that overhearing a “halfalogue” is distracting and decreases performance “on cognitive tasks designed to reflect the attentional demands of daily activities.”

    When it comes to listening to cell-phone conversations, our brains are trying to break down what the person on the other end of the call is talking about, which makes it harder for us to concentrate. “By contrast, overhearing both sides of a cell-phone conversation or a monologue does not result in decreased performance.”

    However, it seems that not listening to private conversations is difficult because our attentional systems do it automatically. “Our study showed that even when we instruct people not to listen to the conversations when they were doing attentionally demanding tasks, their attention was specifically drawn away from their task when they were listening to a cell phone conversation or a ‘halfalogue,‘” the professor explained. 

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    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I did all that and have still managed to catch it twice, so I'll kind of take the miracle side on this one.

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. I am going above and beyond to be safe, but got it twice. And I am fairly certain I wil be 'catching' omicron as well, while I am still recovering from Delta :(

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    Dave P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if the mask is not a N95 or similar (KN95, K94, etc), it does almost nothing to prevent you from getting anything, those regular masks are to prevent spreading if you have it. You want to prevent getting it, make sure you have the proper masks for that.

    Joana Martins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in a factory for these two hellish years, vaxxed and with mask, but it still seems like a miracle I haven't caught it yet.

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😞, just got email from HR yesterday, someone in our office got tested positive

    TheWickedOne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This convo is so very old by now. Doesn't matter what you have or don't have. You can still catch it like everyone else, STFU already.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Even the best ventilation and mask or even booster will prevent infec totally. And spending 8 hours together with a group of people who might or might not be as vigilant will most definitely increase your chances over someone with less human interaction. It's about the big numbers, now that's science. This is a believe system at best.

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Science says, even if infected after vaccine, you will have a much less severe case. I have had Covid Rissie. You?

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    LiamTheBot
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being boostered doesn’t help it just fails to do its job which is to make the symptoms better

    SBW71
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgot to add, "and i have an actual immune system".

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    Janina Prado
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only upvote this once - which I find unlawful .

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    Birgit M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The road was long but I ran it ….

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a fire in my heart and you fan it... =)

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    Mimi La Souris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Janet, wherever you are, you're in my heart ! :)

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't go shopping with a librarian - we have classification disorder. If anything in the shop doesn't seem to be in its right place, we'll fix it and while we're at it, rearrange the whole shelf and you'll never get out of there.

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my grocery store chain would at least sort the frozen vegetables in some sensible manner like they do with the fresh produce, so I could easily find what I want, instead of my having to block the case while I scan each shelf. I expect it must be because each brand demands it’s own placement and shelf arrangements. ☹️

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    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helpful. Sometimes I'm just in a mood for orange things 😄

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My autistic son has to put everything in proper order by color. I love it! It looks like a rainbow in his room.

    elloelloello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m autistic and do this too. My room is very rainbow-ish!

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    Mel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The river was deep but I swam it (Janet) The future is ours so let's plan it (Janet)

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    It is not exactly clear why that happens. Dr. Emberson told us that there’s some evidence that the unpredictability of the speech could be the problem here. “Remember that in a cell phone conversation, speech starts and stops,” she mentioned.

    “We found that attention is drawn away specifically when the speech starts, not during the silences, suggesting that the unpredictable cell phone speech is hard for you to process compared to a dialogue (even when the speaker changes in a dialogue, it’s not as distracting).” 

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    MB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shitty shoe box. Nice lol

    Meghna Mohan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a super awesome-i don't know you-but i got your back-stranger-girl-moment

    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He thinks he's hot s**t on a silver platter, when he's really just a cold turd on a paper plate 🤭

    Sarah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's crazy how many amazing conversations happen in the ladies' room at bars and restaurants. You will never find a more supportive woman than in a restaurant bathroom!

    Mir Adwari
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK it's also the pub loos, but YES!

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    Mrs. Mir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had my own kind of encounter like this one, in the ladies section at Walmart. Girl needed to vent so I let her lol

    Return of Saturn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this my friends are how besties are made

    Cayley Perlman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women's bathrooms are another dimension 🤣

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those words would strike fear into the heart of Genghis Khan.

    Queen Amethyst
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm calling BS that the two year old would process this sand say it!

    Mir Adwari
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a teeny weeny bit unlikely for sure!!

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    MB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am amazed that a 2 year old is able to think about consequences of their actions.

    OkieDonut
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 year olds are not able to formulate that kind of thought... let alone say it

    Wise beauty
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    3 years ago

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    Lol I was literally thinking about the freaking universe when I was two. Then I could also read at 4.

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    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is BS. No 2 year old could say that, much less understand the idea.

    Tigger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A 2 year old said that?. What BS

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your two year old son said 'are you sure this is a good idea?'. Ffs. Could you at least try and make your fake anecdote believable?

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The siblings' equivalent of "hold my beer, bro..."

    Alan Gale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to worry, when they are noisy. Time to REALLY worry, is when they are too damn quiet!

    ForgotMyPWSendHelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. Occasionally, you walk in and they're konked out on the floor with their butt in the air, and sometimes you walk in and they've cut the hair off their doll and are gluing it to the TV screen...

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    When asked if people eavesdrop consciously, the professor said that it’s definitely true and that she sometimes does it too: “The inspiration of this study, though, was a feeling that I and many others have that you can’t help but eavesdrop on these cell phone conversations.” 

    She added: “I really didn’t want to listen to them but I felt I couldn’t filter them out. And that’s why we tested whether it is an automatic function of your attentional system to tune your mind into them and sure enough, that’s the case!”

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a more serious note. The two franchises only have similar names, really. First of all, Trek is mainly a TV series project, while Wars is mainly a cinematic project. Trek is older than Wars. Trek is about space exploration, Wars is more of a family drama. Each series of Trek is independent, but it's all connected, as they're set in the same world, but within different timelines. Wars (the main film series) is all the same story continued throughout the films. Trek is more like posh, Wars is more about action.

    Grover underwood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love both. And I hope some will agree.

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's play a game. Star Trek is better. Upvote to agree...

    Lilith the Demon Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly I have no idea what's the difference between comics and graphic novel... I thought graphic novel is just a fancy new term for comics

    Thomas Helms
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm relatively new to comics, so this might be an oversimplification: Graphic Novels are self-contained stories, like reading a full book with a complete arc. Think of comics more like individual chapters in a book, often smaller physically, telling only a portion of the story. Now, where it gets a little more complex are "trade paperbacks"; these are compilations of comics (chapters), often done in order, that either tell the whole story (in the case of short run comic series), or tell a particular arc of the overall story (more common in large series, like Batman, Spider man, etc).

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    Martha Meyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That really isn't helping! I'm with Mom.

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's play a game. Star Wars is better. Upvote to agree...

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    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Dadddd I have a question for you” -Me, just now

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every one stop being so mean about the dad saying no. Poor guy had probably already promised his skull to an older sibling.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have been like "yeah sure."

    Your (kinda) friendly neighborhood Otaku
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just asked my dad the same thing and he just said "Sure, I wouldn't expect anything more" lmao

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    The study revealed that overhearing conversations can make us feel annoyed and irritated. Yet, so many people take these interactions to the internet and see it as a great source of entertainment. Dr. Emberson has offered one explanation for us: “These convos were very irritating at a time before texting when everyone was talking on their cell phones and it was very noisy with those conversations in public spaces like buses.”

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    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mountain she stands on are skulls that make her enemies tremble 😉😄

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she's going to be someone fun when she grows up

    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, she's still alive, so indeed she must be really good at fighting

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like she and Inigo Montoya could be BFFs.

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you know where you stand with her....

    Natasha Hessler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    from now on im going to introduce myself as: my name is natasha. i hate black widow. read tolstoy or i'll knock you out

    Eb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know who you are when you're 7. Isabella's clearly superhero material.

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    Vasana Phong
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True that, you can’t change your life until you change yourself

    Stephanie Keith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely! People also say the world is messed up or bad. I always think to myself, no it's not the world, planet, or earth that is bad. It's human beings that cause things to be messed up.

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this so much. It’s the truth of everything we do.

    Servali
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. I would be so unmotivated after such comment because what would be the point of doing anything if life doesn't get any better? I don't care if I'm superman if life sucks no matter what.

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    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always be a first rate version of yourself, instead of a second rate version of somebody else!

    Loty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, both get better really.

    Pascale Pierloot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you could hear a coin drop...😉

    Marissa Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol my geek brain thought pokemon when I saw the wordd trainer and gym 😅

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    “Now most people text (myself included) so they might be more of a curiosity than anything else,” she mentioned. Her personal opinion is that people find such convos bizarre and funny because “they are out of context (you only hear one half) and that engages your curiosity in a way.”

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    Max L.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most intresting part is when they look at you and show surprise to the fact you’re not hurt.

    Mrs S
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well said. Think I'll embroider it on a sampler!

    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On their teeny weenie little legs.

    Lovin' Life
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect! I'm gonna use this one!

    François Carré
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one should go in the "Fine insults" post as well.

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best getaway costume ever. Commit crime in the nude. Put on clothing. Become invisible to cops.

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to travel by bus a lot some years back. I often sat at the back, right side, so I could watch truck drivers, of which most were just normal (or boring - a matter of perspective), but I saw a few guys naked behind the wheel in summer, some reading books, newspapers and even watching movies. But the naked ones stood out ... always waved back laughing.

    Angelar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were looking for a driver in a Scottish kilt

    Lucky2BAlive.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t even know where to start ….

    Seabeast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to know the story behind this.

    Pascale Pierloot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would have thought wearing pants was gonna save you from going to jail?

    Harri Ellis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was very late to work, so I asked a friend to drive while I changed in the car. Was just getting ready to pull on my pants when we got stopped. Instead of pulling behind us, he pulled up to my side of the car and asked me to roll my window down. He just wanted to tell us that we made an illegal U-turn, but wasn't giving us a ticket. Thank goodness he didn't ask me to get out of the car.

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    John Locke, a professor of language science and author of Eavesdropping: An Intimate History, mentioned another reason why we may see one-sided convos as irritating. When someone is talking quietly, it grabs people’s attention. However, when they are being loud, many become annoyed. 

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    Space whale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait so you need your phone charger but not your phone / j

    Wondering Alice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A 15 girl cannot comprehend the horror of not having a phone

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    Lucky2BAlive.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smack down - with an emotional fry pan.

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    Ella Adams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BAD 👏🏻 B*TCH 👏🏻 ENRGY👏🏻

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GOOD 👏🏻 BITCH 👏🏻 ENERGY👏🏻 (due to karma)

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    chi-wei shen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'm going to use this quote a lot. It's so accurate.

    Kristo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the most meaningful quote here.

    Kija
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao. That is something I would say ... but then again be careful who you say it to.

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is going to develop into a book...life lessons, my bartender taught me.😂

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because sometimes what you go through in life is just a reflection of who you are.

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    Eb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who took a sharp intake of breath?

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While the presence of a library in a town might appear like something mundane, the absence of it would be somewhat concerning. So yes.

    Alexandra Konigsburg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely. When I was looking at towns to move to, I absolutely checked out the library before making any decisions. Fortunately, they were all great. I get to live in an area full of great libraries!

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    September
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Librarians are people. Some are great, others not so much. I've interacted with both types.

    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Librarians are the best. So are libraries. If you haven't gone to one in a while, figure out where your nearest one is, and go visit your local library. There's A LOT of free things you can do in a library nowadays.

    F. H.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't generalize, though. The libarians back at my university... they were the worst. One of them even lost a rare 1920s journal I had in storage there. We used to call them libarbarians.

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    Stephanie IV
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ostracizing librarians? Is that a thing? If yes, don’t do that.

    Starlee87
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I go to the library two times a week and talk to them and Idk what I would do without it

    pat hayes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    way back in the dark ages...(60's) my soph. yr. in high school i got to work in the library for 1 period a day....i loved it so much and found so many great books and authors that i still read to this day...libraries are amazing places...try it someday.....your welcome!😁

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had been allowed to do that in school. I am possibly going to start volunteering at a local library soon.

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    Natasha Hessler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we need books kindle will not save us

    Viktor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven’t been to a library in a very long time but it was a significant part of my childhood and my academic upbringing. I would hate for my own children to not be able to go to a library and explore knowledge and adventures on paper.

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    The reason behind it is that loud social behavior violates one basic law of nature: “We don’t like donations. We don’t like it when people present us with information about themselves that we’re not seeking.”

    “[People] want to know what you’re truly like inside, not what others want them to think,” Locke said. “We love it when we get something that’s truly genuinely true about others and so we still prefer taking it, or if not taking it, extracting clues on our own.”

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, grandmas are the best with answers

    Ashley Delacerda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God...wait till that kid sees a group of nuns volunteering at a soup kitchen..."Grandma those ladies are going to work at the brothel!!!"

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If kid is old enough to read the word "brothel," he's old enough for an age-appropriate definition of what it is. This is hilarious but will only get him in trouble later.

    Viviane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oy, you don't say... "It's really cold. I know a nice brothel where we can warm up with a really good matzo ball soup."

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    Mark Waugaman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 7 year old son asked me what Viagra is for. After catching my breath, I told him it increases blood flow. He was satisfied with my answer.

    N G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mummy, when i grow up, i want to work in a brothel"

    Les Izmore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until the kid starts telling everyone that mommy and grandma work in a brothel

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why lie? It just confuses kids later in life.

    Mir Adwari
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An honest but age appropriate explanation is always better. All too often these things end up being discussed in playgrounds and some child is going to either explain it badly, laugh at them for not knowing, or they may even argue and fall out. As someone who was lied to and ended up feeling an idiot when my friends told me the truth...

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    Loty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter asked us in Amsterdam what is "Sex Palace". Can't soup your way out of that one.

    S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you MEAN sex doesn't stand for "Soup Excellently Xerved Here"?

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    Cactus 1549
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s funny how the pearls before swine today in the Dallas morning news joked about a brothel being where soup was made.

    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I sign up somehwere to be adopted by your grandma? I really love how she thinks on her feet and I really really love what she came up with

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    Lucas Angerer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶who’s the man of all the bars? He serves all the al-co-hollll! BARMAN! BARMAN! BARMAAAAAAAANNNNNN!🎵

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    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You laugh, but my ex husband managed to convince some bimbo that he was a multi-millionaire who managed a deli as a kind of hobby. She totally fell for it. I know this because she conducted a lengthy and complicated internet search to find me, and ask me if it was true. Go figure. No sweetie, he's not a race car driver, the bass player for Sha Na Na, or an astronaut, he's a compulsive liar and sociopath.

    Zena Marsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sarcasm comes easily to me, too. Love it.

    Quiltin Mammar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this guys sense of humour. So much like my son

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sarcasm makes the heart grow fonder - at lest my hear!

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because commute is totally not a real thing /s

    SuePrew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is trying to make conversation and you have to be an ass.

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    Mir Adwari
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes... in his shoes I think I'd be tempted. Sorry if no-one agrees with me but how long can you keep harking on back to something before driving the other person round the twist?

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too true. Some women think that because men are physically "stronger" that they can be verbally harsher or hurtful.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be surprised when he does.

    Deanna Crichley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you've been together a long time, that's freaking hilarious.

    Sakeena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? Where’s the chill around here?

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    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man, nobody wants to be married to someone who is still dragging up something 4 years later, never mind 40.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's better to be looked over than overlooked!

    Steve Riddle
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    3 years ago

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    I was married to a woman decades ago that was always that insecure.

    Starlee87
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband has said that before and it always starts a fight.... we have been married 5 years and dated and lived together two years before

    Anne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's toxic... (also that the twitter lady thinks that that is goals)

    Dodo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude should run. He doesn't need that toxicity

    Freder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA That's you admitting you're a loser!

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    We are very interested in how other people act in private. Most of our lives we spend alone with our thoughts, and it’s interesting to see how others behave when they think no one is observing them. “The only way you can know that is by looking at other people who think that they’re alone,” John Locke mentioned. 

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but .. but think of the excitement!

    Kristo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an inevitability about every Black Mirror concept / technology. If this lab doesn't do it, someone else will...

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Mikey said "Try it you'll like it."

    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone please define the Black Mirror reference for us oldies.

    S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black Mirror is an anthology show that explores the dystopian consequences of our obsession with technology on our future; each episodes have their own, independent stories and explore different social or political issues, but in general, Black Mirror shows the fall of humanity at the hand of some extremely advanced technology. To explain the joke: perhaps the lab was discussing a technology, and one of the scientists expressed concern that the technology may have catastrophic consequences if invented.

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    Caro Caro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haahaha. Perfect. Mum "oh look, young people are waving, how friendly". :D

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it. Look for wifi signal, and combine with tai chi.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom sounds like she is from my era - the distant past!

    Nameless 4
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That, or she's trying to Waterbend

    Lucky2BAlive.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least we all know that we aren’t alone in the Lion King move to get bars ..

    Mica Silvia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused why the woman would even say the first thing though ...

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    Ella Adams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could do that.

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give it a try, what is the worst that can happen? Either you will feel the same or you will feel better.

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happiness is a state of mind - plus a dog!

    BananaJo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, it isn’t this easy

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a younger Barney Stinson? :)

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only if was so simple...

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    Still, one thing we’re sure of—listening to strangers’ conversations can be hilarious. And the fact that we hear only a fraction of the conversation that doesn’t make any sense to us makes it even funnier.

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    misstessowen Report

    lunar eclipse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes you do!! Treat yourself

    LazyPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he did not make a goal he wanted to make, and that is okay. It's okay to withhold things from ourselves as motivation

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    Leo Domitrix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me incredibly sad, and also makes me want to grab everyone ice cream on my way in today.

    LesAnimaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody get this man ice cream

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you gave him a hug. And an ice cream.

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes you do. We all deserve a treat now and then. Indulge.

    DoyleAlan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You always deserve ice-cream!!

    JXXXF
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is going to seem odd, but I do this for lots of things... not for weight, not for money... just because otherwise I always buy stuff for the sake of it...

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go ahead Ice Cream is a builder of mind body and soul!

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    Space whale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah those hard-to-reach spots

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else who had a family that ask you to help him scratch their back or is it just me?

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister used to grab my arm by the elbow and use my hand as a backscratcher.

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    Lioness Nature
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's my a reasonable request. I scratch your back, you scratch mine. Fair trade.

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've reached low point on Christmas Eve today. I scratched my back to corner wall ( can't reach it due double sided shoulder injuries) I looked like a fcking bear... Both hilarious and frustrating. :(

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog responds "My nails on your back - that's human abuse!"

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog knows "dig". I tried this once and it hurts pretty bad. I definitely do not suggest having your dog scratch your back lol

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be a great massage if the cats walked arouns on my back for a while. But no. They wont

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Setting him up for dissapointment already?

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    lilireinhart Report

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some of us have more humor when we're older lol

    Mobey Drunk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer what me and my wife are. Married without the permission of the state. No paper, no form, just 15 years together still loving eachother.

    kathryn stretton
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    3 years ago

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    She should hurry up or she'll be left on the shelf!

    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A quick tip for joking on BP: put /j or /s after your post so people don't think you're serious. Because there are people here who actually say things like that in seriousness.

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    Rage of Aquarius
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lilli has the best tweets, and I'm not even in Twitter.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when the hashtag sign meant number - #3!

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be proud of that fact. Independence is everything.

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    Verena Abt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My child once heard Americans talking and said: They talk like they're chewing a frog.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While French people trying to speak English in the US might sound more like frogs chewing gum.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were that lady I'd have pompously drawn myself up and said "WELL I NEVER!" and then harrumphed loudly.

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a nurse once who was from the UK and omg her voice sounded like you could curl up by the fire and have a cup of tea and a scone ! Helped that she was so nice to :D

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no such thing as a generic "British accent", there are loads of different ones!

    Ashley Schriber
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And most of them will sound "British" to people outside of the UK, so it is still a fair description.

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    François Carré
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that episode of Friends when Ross was trying to sound more posh by talking with a British accent to his fiancé's parents, and Rachel was obviously pissed off with him so she interrupted the conversation faking a very caricatural Indian accent.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Because I'm fabulous!"

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not fancy, it's hoity toiti. 😲

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm British,but I'm also Welsh, so have a Welsh accent.

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    Narwhal Blast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! They need to explain to him what rickrolling is! Like yesterday! It's the most wholesome thing! <3

    Sophia Eressea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, he is planning to rickroll so he is familiar with the concept

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    Christopher Duffy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deep in their bones they remember the old ways.

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Telling my grandkids what "duckrolling" was... and met with blank stares. Until I explained "rickrolling" to them, and it was like I was Pharoah telling the first joke to hipsters. These kids will never hear about 4chan from me...ever.

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    S.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wished the source link for this submission rickrolled you.

    Mrs. Mir
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Googling Rickrolling now….. Googled it and I still don’t understand lol

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a nonsensical internetism that nonetheless makes people very happy.

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    Kimi Tomminello
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kiddos call it rickrolling, so do their friends.

    Amy Weston
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend rickrolled her husband IN HER VOWS. It was perfect. So proud. 😅

    Anonymous
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 12, and we still rickroll

    Emma Starr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG!! How has the magic knowledge been lost??

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when males always think you want them, and all you're doing is being a decent human being

    King Kashue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two types of guys: Those who think that a passing smile means she's ready to go down on him and those who get their arm touched 64 times in ten minutes and are asked "Do you want to come to my place?" and think "I think she's into me, but maybe not...I'll play it safe and assume no." And the reason the latter are so hesitant is because they know full well how f*****g creepy the former are.

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    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely enslaved to testosterone.

    Verena Abt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man thinks a girl wants him if you say "hello". I wonder where they get their confidence from.

    Mobey Drunk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's being friendly because that's her job. Her preference would probably be staying at home with her dog or cat or s/o.

    Gninja
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes so annoying. So many times I was nice to guys and they always thought I was interested. Wtf buddy. Then I get the awkward convo of sorry im not interested like that blah blah. Then,”I thought you liked me because no other girls are nice ,”then I just feel bad. But I really shouldn’t. Then Im just an ahole or cold because I know the next guy will think “Im interested”. Think it through guys? Sadly no one can be nice just to be nice anymore.

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    adiiantryx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah, it appears that WB has infiltrated disneyland

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. If you want fun in Disneyland, watch paint dry ;o)

    /bored_as_heck/
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably what happened was that somebody in the family forgot something somewhere and they were forced to go back and the kid probably wanted to go and do a bunch of things and the dad was like "we're not here to have fun"

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I certainly wouldn't have fun in that hell hole.

    Linda Ellis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember feeling that way. I spent $4000 on a Disney vacation and they were "too hot to stand in line".

    similarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they're spies on a secret mission ...

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    Ben Moss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The point of texting is you don’t have to reply right away. That’s what phone calls are for

    ForgotMyPWSendHelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She didn't complain about him not replying right away. She complained about him not replying at all.

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    Slick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't reply to text. I don't answer calls. My phone is always on silent mode. Phones gives me anxiety. Sorry...

    JXXXF
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its actually pretty witty!

    Gninja
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister does this lol. No response unless she needs something otherwise two days later. …clearly she sucks.

    UnpopularPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once said to my then manager who had a habit of saying trust me a lot, "I can't trust who sledom respon to my emails but always carries his laptop around"

    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everybody knows that if you don't text a woman right away, it means you are plotting to have sex with them, never call back and kill all the puppies in the world...duh

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe because they're more interpersonal and prefer ACTUAL conversation (which sadly seems to be dying) rather than texts or tiks or tweets

    Erik Lawrence
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how are texts, tweets and tik tok related? way to show you have no idea what youre talking about. just attack technology in general out of ignorance. text messaging is interpersonal. its literally communication between 2 people. twitter and tik tok arent direct communication. DMs, on either would be, DMs on twitter wouldnt be considered by anyone to be a "tweet".

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    Steffen Rehm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my Coworker asks me about when my birthday, i answered "last year".

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that answer Steffen, wish I'd known it years ago when I was constantly being asked for my star sign so my horoscope could be read out, when I didn't want to know.

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    Chloe Patt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh please. I worked for a very well known international bank and my manager (a VP level in his early 30s) wanted me to create multiple versions of a massive excel table. He didn't understand the basic "Filter" function that I put in there and couldnt be bothered to listen to my explanation. How's that for unemployable? I wanted to throw my 2 uni degrees into a chopper.

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like Coworker 2 didn't hear everything and didn't want to make Coworker 1 repeat.

    Baaaaa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is more absent minded than stupid..... It's like the joke about to guys at a company party talking about their daughters, P1:My daughter married a French soldier(said with pride) P2:My daughter married in a purple dress. I know...not the funniest joke but my point was this seems more like this absent minded joke than someone who is actually stupid... When you don't hear what is said to you completely you fill in the gaps and sometimes it would've been better to ask them to repeat themselves...

    Slick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother in law once ask "who's your birthday ?" instead of "when's your birthday ?" he face palmed himself while i was lmao

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... it issss a constellation

    Stefan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work for company worth 24 billion dollars and I have seen worse so no worries :D

    gemini
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    geminis are useless i tell you

    mph seti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting a job is often about luck, who you know, and what you look like.

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    Blackheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just answer the kid's question. If he's old enough to ask, he's old enough to hear an answer.

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same number of letters ... it could be

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You stupid, son of a bread! Yeah, I think that works

    Saint Jimmy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You're a mother f****n piece of bread Becky" *Becky gasps*

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    houses ? vegetable peeler ? toes ? trees ? too much possiblities, The suspense is killing me !

    S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Threez NUTS — (bad joke, sorry)

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im SO glad I clicked on the comments for this one XD

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    Daria Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it's not what I thought about. Not... jobs 😣

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three million dollars in his bank account instead of only two.

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was balls, second was cars.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know, and yet... I don't....

    Mobey Drunk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has got to be the one time that you can say "I'm sorry, I was eavesdropping, but I need to know what you're talking about" without any repercussions coming in to play.

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am intrigued, now, i want to know more....

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣I’m gonna tell my friend, I love to see her grumbling for 20 minutes all by herself, wiggling her arms around

    Martine Borge
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is me right now 😅

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    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the Patricia Cornwell books for the Scarpetta series, she's a coroner/crime investigator and is a great character. I've read all of the James Patterson books about Alex Cross and loved all of them very much. Mary Higgins Clark and her daughter, and so many authors of the same vein for me,but I think it began with books about Dracula when I was young and then so many of Stephen King's books that there aren't many that I haven't read and loved. I read the Alice Sebold story Lucky that was more or less a autobiography of her rape, that is now having many details questioned by authorities because her accused rapist that has been in jail many years has recently been found not guilty. She's also responsible for the book and movie, The Lovely Bones, the book was amazingly sad and gripping. Some favs, read any book, plz.

    Marlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE HARRY POTTER IT IS THE BEST BOOK SERIES (besides pjo)

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A wound from a curse leave a permanent scar.

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally agree with first half of the sentence.

    Steve Riddle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or is Harry Potter really a Potted Plant?

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just wish Bio Oil actually worked, I have a lip scar that I acquired when I was about 15, it's never gone away :')

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because there is a noseless nazi who wants to kill him.

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    justineltchua Report

    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought when I wake up in the morning is, “I can’t wait to go to bed tonight.”

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But when it's time to go to bed, I never want to.

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    S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    14th January 2020 was a Tuesday, by the way 😉😂

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On weekends I usually ask myself is it too early for a drink

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do like the timing this chick has!

    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, she's like the US President. Never seen a leader of a nation just call it done on his day before noon so often.

    Raptor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHEN THE F**K DID POLITICS COME INTO THIS

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    Janina Prado
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday morning at 9:30am I asked my coworker if it was 5 o'clock yet. He said yes. But we actually got to Leave at 2.

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double standards aren't really funny.

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that doesn't even make sense. "Don't judge me while I judge you"

    Erik Lawrence
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats 99% of comments on bored panda... people judging others, while complaining about judgemental people.

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    Alison Vickery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally assumed they were laughing at how dumb the girl was being with her double-standard.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm bisexual...nobody that I know irl knows, but I am XD.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two women having sex is overall more accepted than two men doing it, no matter of the gender of juging persons appearently

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    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually pretty funny if it was said ironically

    Your fellow Gay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They guy got disgusted at not being bisexual with them.

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    MavenofHonor Report

    Hugh Cookson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overheard in Oxford (UK) once - two academics in full regalia on their way to some function or other, one talking animatedly to the other says " and eighthly, I suggest that Plato was the foremost of the Greek democracy to abandon hagiocracy as a form of governance ... only in Oxford ..... once had two elderly Dons discussing the benefits of a fish based diet along with all of the medical ailments that could be staved off whilst following it, whilst having a fish supper in the restaurant I was running at the time .... happy days.

    2x4b523p
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I lived in city full of universities all you coud hear on the morning tram was either how drunk people got last night, or deep scholarly debates where I didn’t even know half the words meaning.

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    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then he added:"Or my wife will divorce me...."

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    OverheardWDC Report

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, white people have the weirdest s**t

    K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm white and this is definitely an American thing because I've never heard of it until a few years ago

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    Tyrone Biggums
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not going to lie, an an African American, I've never heard of 'elf on the shelf' or 'St. Nick's' until I was a working adult. I learned about both from my Caucasian coworkers at the time. Never heard of either one as a child growing up. I really believe it's just a cultural difference. I do think the elf on the shelf is pretty dope though!

    ToGo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never heard someone refer to something as "a white people thing" or "a black people thing" etc. Just can't imagine saying somethings "a different race thing" feels icky. I'm not from the US though, maybe it's accepted there?

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have. On a youtube-channel called "JKBros", when they react to videos of "ghosts caught on camera". It's hilarious. Whenever the "ghosthunters" hear a scary noise and go inside, the two bros (Canadian, Greek and Albanian backgrounds so in my books, they count as white) say "Don't go in! Why do they go in! That's white people-s**t, they should just run away or go home! Black people never do such stupid s**t". It always cracks me up now to read about "white people s**t". I'm white and it's still hilarious.

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    Kimi Tomminello
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raised by a vietnamese mother and had no idea what elf on the shelf was until I was 18 years old and my college roommate had 1. Not even my franco americain in laws had one (I married young- no not because I had a kid). I'd forgotten all about the elf on the shelf thing until social media brought it back. I hate that freaky creep of any elf!!

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd never heard of 'elf on the shelf' until reading about it here on BP. When I was growing up we just had to worry about Santa knowing when we were bad. Those elves kinda creep me out.

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am white but The Elf is creepy as hell and the stores can keep it. Would not have participated if my kids were still young and my grandchildren do not have them. Who needs a mischievous elf being blamed for mischief in the home when otherwise there wasn't any?.?.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's an american thing, AFAIK there is no place in Europe that has "Elf on the shelf"

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm white and I don't know what it is other than its f*****g terrifying

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's racist. True, but still...

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not racist at all. People need to stop throwing that word around when it's not appropriate. Just give the word the same severity as "rape" or "murder" and only use it when the term truly fits.

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol better in the bathroom than a restaurant while eating around others

    SuePrew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one place where that is perfectly OK

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if there's a specific Disney vibe in this, though.

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    anjcxx Report

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a young gentleman. Bet his mum was proud.

    Lilith the Demon Panda
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    3 years ago

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    proud that he picks up stupid stereotypes at early age?

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    Mrs S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very nice, little dude!

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are lots of reasons for this I’ve heard in my life, some good, bad, funny….

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it’s cute :) ... with a little squeak in the background

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was the way we were raised, and while there are times that the man is supposed to be closer to the buildings, it was just a given that guys walked closest to the road. Apparently his mother hadn't taught him that, since she didn't know the reason why. Maybe his grandmother?

    John Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the days before indoor plumbing, the man was expected to take the inside so that when people emptied their chamber pots out the window, he, not the lady, would take the hit. :-)

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    Eric Lafleur
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was raised that way too. But I also used to joke about landing on a soft body if I got hit by a passing car... Joke aside, I always put myself where it would be more safe for the person who's walikng with me.

    Dodo
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    3 years ago

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    All I get from this is that sometimes women are happy with sexism

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    n_yang Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they meant for an article, or was going to get fired..

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    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was just upset because the station wouldn't supply the single bills for him.

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O.o....why and what was the reason in the first place

    Zena Marsh
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    3 years ago

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    Must be a female reporter.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who says women don't enjoy a visit in a strip club? (Male strippers exist, too)

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    LaurenZoomZoom Report

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i feel it too ! a (more or less :p) clean home and the brain is a little lighter

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cleanse mine by cleaning out the fridge and cupboards 😁

    Anne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you have pets - don't get a diffuser without checking the toxicity of the oil

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    tunayo Report

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the house of a Dentist or Dental technician.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dentist I know gives kids Sugar Daddys and other sticky toffee/caramel candies, or jujubes, because he knows what drives his business.

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be trick, then, since there was no treat according to the clearly stated terms of the contract. Now get the toilet paper!

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So from someone who lives in a country where we don't celebrate halloween, I always thought that trick OR treat meant exactly this here. You can either be tricked (in this case by getting a toothbrush) or you can get a treat. There is a 50% chance and you'll only know when you knock on a door. I also thought that if your outfit was really cool, you'll get the treat and if not, you'll get "tricked"

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People seem to forget that there's a "trick" in "trick or treat". They owner of the house has a choice in what to give you. I'd say this house leaned towards trick.

    S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they weren't used 🤢

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    sagrassick Report

    S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's true. Her name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta.

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her high school classmates laughed at her and made a Facebook group dedicated to trashing her. Her success is the best revenge.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she is an usurper? A fake aristocrat? Not actually lord Gaga's husband? Shocking!

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    Val Gubler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a joke. Guy 2 was supposed to ask "what's updog?" As in, "what's up, dog?" Then Guy 1 says "not much how about you?"

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    a_smol_berry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else want to give Guy 1 a hug?

    Lisa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have gone Guy 2, puzzled: what's updog?

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    Leo Domitrix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'd love to be over it in the US, too. Instead, we've had two staff suicides, huge quits/requests for a new assignment within hospital/ and i'm a freakin' unpaid person with an MD having to step in, so yeah, *over it* is not an option till humanity gets over being selfish and stupid. Whoops, sorry. Shift starts in two hours and I am feeling unMerry to say the least.

    KT
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many hugs from Nova Scotia

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A growing number of medical staff are over it too and leaving their jobs to switch to less demanding jobs where they don't get insulted and assaulted by idiots.

    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my best friends is a retired nurse. She's in her mid seventies, and has been retired for almost 18 years. She has been receiving all kinds of offers begging her to come back to work. She told me that it was a good indication of how grim things are, because there is no way a person who hasn't been a nurse for that long is even qualified to jump back in.

    pat hayes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe so,but, every intelligent trained health care pro would definitely be able to contributein some way to this mess we made..

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    Zena Marsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well said, Doctor Patterson. I'm British, and thank God for the NHS.

    Rissie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well NHS staff are just people too and I can assure you they are done with it and "break rules" like any other person. They are people not heavenly creatures that keep up with the latest political jerk movement.

    TV Junkie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The virus and it's variants don't care if you're "over it!" Why don't people get that?

    RoseTheMad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm totally over having to hear about selfish, ignorant morons like this. But unfortunately, I don't GET to be "over it" and neither do you get to be "over" the rules. ugh. Is it wrong of me to secretly wish these people get long covid? e_e

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    Jill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would do the same thing...my husband thinks Im talking to myself but my dogs know better!

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone is friends with Lacy!

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    The Starsong Princess
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best part is her dad’s name is Rooster.

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    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like a conversation with my dear departed mother. She had the same linguistic style..."you know that place? The one next to that other place we like?"

    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My MIL is a talker and usually asks during a movie, "Who is that actress/actor? She/he was in another movie we watched, remember? I can't remember the name of it, do you? It something about something..." My FIL sighed and said, "THIS MOVIE! She's in this one and I can't hear her! Where is the remote so I can turn the volume up!"

    S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    L1 was so close...

    Vee Dub
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they mean How to get away with the cake of your murdering mother or something ... I see myself out

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    S.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keysmash! You type random letters on your keyboard to show that you're laughing

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    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You see parents, dragging exhausted kids around like it's the Bataan Death March... or Trail of Tears.

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    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I say about my drawings. I don't show them to anyone. My kids will find them when I'm gone.

    Dianellian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they any good? Now I want to see some.

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    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking as a mostly casual Kpop fan (except for Dreamcatcher, I do love them xP) my f*****g god some Kpop fans are cringe and scary... o.O

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    Quiltin Mammar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why the pandemic will go on

    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago

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    I had to test for covid the day before my college exams... I really contemplated not doing it and going anyway.

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    RoseTheMad
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please catch long covid, you ignorant pieceof s**t

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    Hugh Cookson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ghislaine Maxwell is the daughter of the lying, cheating, swindling bastard Robert Maxwell who left thousands of his ex employees and pensioners penniless because he plundered their pension funds in order to keep his businesses afloat ( a fact that a certain bitch called Thatcher knew about, but did nothing) ; after he died by falling off his yacht, a certain 'Murky' Murdoch, took over the reins of his dodgy empire and kept princess Ghislaine under his wing - The dead, cold hand of Murdoch is all over this ... if only he was dead, here's hoping.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best explanatory, yet succinct and vicious, rant on this *ever*.

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    Angelar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't get the reference. Is there an elephant in the room?

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they mean the entire GOP. Epstein got too many outstanding deals in his trials from the justice department, so it would be a miracle if Maxwell was found guilty. There would be too many difficult questions to answer and it would be hard to explain why a millionaire sex trafficker walks away with so much incriminating evidence. Only way to avoid the questions is telling the media to ignore the trial.

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    Mac
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    3 years ago

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    I'm guessing George Soros...

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    Narwhal Blast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, yes, it is just like the flu shot. You raise your sleeve, they put the needle in your arm and press on the syringe to inject the serum. Isn't it how the flu shot is done?

    Eagle Girl
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    3 years ago

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    Flu shot doesn't make you sit for 15 min after to see if you get vertigo

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    pat hayes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people really overreact to getting this shot, my god, so you might feel shitty for a day...GET OVER IT! the alternative is much worse and dont rant on about b.s. you read on some stupid media site....educate yourself!

    Narwhal Blast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You feel bad for a day after some other shots as well, but it's easier to complain on social media than to actually do something...

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    Goth mouse (they/them)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah it is, ive had all my covid vaccines and flu ones and im fine, i didnt even get a sore arm

    Zena Marsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll possibly get a sore arm too. Better to be safe than sorry.

    J. F.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geting tired for the rest of the day is also possible (first hand experience), but that's it

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    Allan Breum
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're right. It far less uncomfortable.

    Adrian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a fan of the vaccine but this is actually correct. I got my booster last week in one arm and a flu shot in the other at the same time. My Covid shot arm was sore for three days and I didn't feel a thing in my flu shot arm. Still worth it though, rather than getting sick or dying from Covid.

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, from what I've seen of Gooberpeas, if the Vaccine really killed people, I'd be urging them to have it even more. .-.

    L.A. Trefry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't know what they were talking about though. The person could be referring to anything that's good for you but not particularly pleasant -- like working out at a gym.

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