“This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality”: 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World

Beat them at their own game

Tilt head slightly and look distracted for a second or two. Refocus on the person, reply "No, there aren't - and I'm not one." Then walk away. EDIT: changed to TILT because BP censored a male chicken. *sigh*

Started off so normal and ended up in tin foil hat territory.

The machine is always the one that says there are machines LOL

Hilarious, gotta remember that one!

"Don't vaccinate" too.

Eejits

I find those people deeply offensive and insulting. I am Autistic (Asperger Syndrome, and you "woke" people can shut the f**k up about me calling it what it is, my right) and when people parrot that false claim from a single debunked "study" that was later proven to be a complete hoax, that vaccines cause Autism, it pisses me off on several levels. 1. I have had over 100 vaccines. I am 62 years old. I think that those vaccines played a part in my living this long. Even if they DID cause my Autism, which is do not believe for a second, I'd rather be Autistic and 62, than DEAD, or worse, before 18 from a preventable disease. 2. What those people are REALLY saying is this: "our DNA is perfect, therefore it HAD to be a vaccine that made my kid a f*****g r****d (I'm Autistic, so I have the right to use this word)", rather than accept that NO ONE KNOWS what actually causes most ASD conditions and syndromes. Yeah, I have no qualms about using the exact word the situation calls for.

That guys just looking out for his own, college gets competitive.

Ah God I'm so f*****g terrified of needles why did I have to see that image (I promise you I'm not an anti vaxxer I'm just scared of needles)

And if the plane flies upside down you arrive in Australia :D

There is "out of reality" and there is "dumb". This person is just plain dumb

Welcome to the Matrix. Would you like to install a "foreign country" DLC?

That's gotta be a flat earther. Very common in the US. They make up things like planes flying in circles to fit their theory.

All this time I’m thinking I’m in England and the whole time I’ve been in Detroit ffs

There was a well known Dutch actress who was "treated" by a spiritual healer. She passed away and that so called healer was never sent to jail.

My cousin died because she refused to seek medical treatment when she had cancer. She and her husband always self righteously bragged that they never even took an aspirin for a headache.

I had a good friend die because he was a member of the Christ Scientists. He could easily have survived if he'd just gotten medical treatment, but nope. He thought nothing but prayer would cure him. He died within three months of his diagnosis.

Steve Jobs first sought treatment for his cancer at a natural health place in Mexico. Who knows if he could have had more time on this earth if he did not delay seeking effective treatment.

If anyone is wondering, most religious people are not like this. Sure, there are delusional people and scam artists, but God gave us brains for a reason, we take our medicine AND pray to get better, it's not one or the other.

First world problems...

Oh no! Not the second vacation home!

My heart bleeds peanut butter for her & her family.

I don't think this was intended to be insulting. Just because you have more money than some people doesn't mean you shouldn't be worried if you start to lose a lot of money. Everyone is capable of becoming impoverished no matter how much money they have, and that is a valid fear.

I make ugly face and stick my tongue out at you.

This is where you school your grandmother in Manners 101

Surprisingly this will get you banned and escorted from the premises in about every other country. The US just took "the customer is always right" too far.

My SO's mother did this to us one time. Although, she pulled a ton of books out of a discount bin and left them all over the floor as she was going through them. She started walking away and when my SO asked his mom if she was going to pick up the books she also said that it was ok to leave them because it was "their job to pick them up." My SO and I stayed and started picking up the books because that wasn't cool with us. She was shamed into helping, but complained the whole time.

I’ve publicly called out people for this s**t, especially in places like Walmart where the treatment of employees should be considered illegal. When it comes from a fellow customer, and one who is well spoken and older, you should see how much they flounder and try to backpeddle when they’re chastised. They know they’re in the wrong, but businesses have been letting them slide for it way too long. I worked jobs like that when I was young, and had to take bad treatment from customers, so I know whereof I speak. I let them know it is NOT the employees’ job to to clean up after their laziness, and to just push the cart the extra three feet to the cart rack, or put stuff they decide not to buy back where they found it! I swear it’s like teaching badly brought up children how to act properly and think of someone else besides themselves.

This is why "respecting your elders" is complete bs. Reminds me of when old people say racist s**t and everyone just lets it go just because they're old.

tell them to cook their own food then