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First, it was my plans vs. 2020 followed by the toilet paper hoarding memes, and jokes about learning to live life via Zoom, confronting anti-maskers, vaxers, and whatnot, but the mess felt like escalating. Fast forward to today, and there’s a global birthday in town.

The pandemic has turned one. Like a restless baby, it’s been keeping us awake at night, pushing our sanity to the brink, making us question whether the world as we knew it before is even possible anymore. Except what's at stake is not your prenatal late nights fueled with pinot and carelessness, but our jobs, travels, and friendships.

But since we already have enough looming over our poor heads, let’s celebrate the pandemanniversary with what we know the best, the internet’s favorite memes and jokes that make the absurdity, stress, and sometimes sheer hell on earth somewhat more livable.

#1

One-Year-Coronavirus-Anniversary-Jokes

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Helen Haley
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll actually miss my mask. No foundation or lipstick needed.

Julie C Rose
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you don’t like wearing foundation and lipstick, can’t you stop wearing them even once masks are no longer needed? Asking as a woman who doesn’t wear makeup.

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Samantha PandaNotBored
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was the girl who never opened the door to the postman without make up on. Now I’m in my pjs that I had on since Saturday last week .

cybermerlin2000
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's why I like being at home. I can strut around the house with my naked bits showing and feel the air on my chin with my nose hanging out. Ah bliss!

El Dee
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Find myself wearing my mask outside even when it ISN'T needed to keep my face warm lol!

just a donut
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's so weird to think of people not wearing masks haha

Samtheperson
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can’t believe we did that. Oh, how we’ve learned

Valerie G.
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But, a lot of girls had to "up their game" with their eye make-up; and hubby didn't need to worry about shaving for days on end.

Slune
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And now the sluts wearing a hijab!?

The_tattered_hippie
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I won’t miss masks. As someone who is HoH it’ll be nice to be able to read lips again

Twisted
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, cringe, imagine having your face naked. I sure can’t.

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    #2

    One-Year-Coronavirus-Anniversary-Jokes

    SketchesbyBoze Report

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second I was like "1990 cannot be ten years ago, can it?". I need coffee...

    Kel Gal
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s because it wasn’t. 2011 was 10 years ago. Am I missing the joke?

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    Dynein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Past time is measured memories. When times are eventful, the brain has many new experiences to store; when things are more repetitive and predictable, there are few notable things for the brain to archive. The brain doesn't really have a large time-scale clock and likes to fall back on "memory/event steps" to assess longer periods. For shorter periods, and especially the passage of 'now', the brain can judge time spans much more accurately, but is also using "event steps" as a comparison and gets confused when they tick away faster than they should, or when the next tick takes ages to happen.

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And next week is a hundred years away

    Billie Templeton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. My brain totally tried to make that math work. I went the whole 8 seconds. I blame daylight savings time today

    Pixie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ☝️ "Time is relative" - A. Einstein

    NWB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even worse? 1990 was 30 years ago hahahah

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Decades stopped at 2000

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    #3

    One-Year-Coronavirus-Anniversary-Jokes

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    The Doctor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno. It wasn't very nice last time.

    turtledove
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol also, i love doctor who! sorry off topic ik

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    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    March came in like a lion and out like an interminable centipede.

    Samtheperson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh.... wasn’t a very nice guest but it can try again

    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only invited it cuz I was sick last Pi day... I don't regret it yet. Also, it not March's fault... It was January's

    Twisted
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was kinda hoping the government would suspend that month. Then again, they allowed Trump to even run for president, so are they really all too reliable?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like an ex! Better not let them come back to your life.... usually not a good idea

    On March 11, 2020, the World Health Organization declared COVID-19 a global pandemic. Within a week, millions of people around the world stayed home in place for what we all initially thought would only take a couple of weeks.

    Days went by, they turned into weeks, and then months. The world stood still in what became the biggest health crisis in recent history with the coronavirus becoming the main cause of death in the United States. Now, according to data from Johns Hopkins University, around 2,000 people die from the disease every day on average, which is already down from the high of more than 3,000 average daily death count in mid-January.

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    While many battled for the lives of their own and their loved ones, those who were lucky enough not to fall ill had to adapt to the pandemic world they never knew before. Remote work and education became a new norm, social isolation replaced face-to-face communication, and our leisure activities, like shopping and having a drink on a bar terrace on a sunny Sunday morning, turned into a distant memory.

    #4

    One-Year-Coronavirus-Anniversary-Jokes

    dylan_thyme Report

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1m: I hope that this goes fast. 6m: If we all put an effort we can fight this. 12m: A lot of people doesnt give a s**t about the rules and deserve the pandemic.

    Billie Templeton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 month.... Those poor animals in Australia. The world has come together to help them! People are awesome! 6 months: People are arguing with basic science, and being totally selfish about it. I thought people were kinder and smarter. 1 year later: I'm so embarrassed to be a human being right now.

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It feels like it's been that long that I'm expecting the Spanish inquisition

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh c'mon, NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had to work through all of this. I don't miss traffic. I do miss having places to go to the bathroom.

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss before-cripplingexistentialism-setin me

    Brandi Delph
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP just gave me words for how I feel. Wow

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    #5

    One-Year-Coronavirus-Anniversary-Jokes

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    Your_local_introvert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am proud to say my social skills haven't changed. I've always been like Wilson. Social anxiety is fun.

    brukernavn340
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they weren't that good to begin with then?

    Sista of the moon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the vine where the guy is just like “noooo,ugh! Wilson! Where are youuuu!” Lol

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me and my facial hair

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    #6

    One-Year-Coronavirus-Anniversary-Jokes

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright boys! Get the tranq gun.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am bordering on agoraphobic. I dont think that I will be able to survive normal life.

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ran pretty close to feral in the best of times, I'm pretty much screwed now.

    lindsayaotter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been that way my whole life. Must be why I never left the house today...

    Erik Ivan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happened in 2017 for me. It's when I got really sick with my anxiety syndrome.

    Iso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only 97.3%? wow! you've done well for yourself!

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    One-Year-Coronavirus-Anniversary-Jokes

    Eden_Eats Report

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And discovering how gross people are touching themselves and then others, sharing food and drinks, coughing, sneezing etc

    Your_local_introvert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why my skin is finally sort of clear 😂😅

    Samtheperson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me:*not touching my face*CDC:*don’t touch your face*me:*perfect opportunity to touch my face ig*

    Norma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never realized how often I do that until Covid!

    AndersM
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best jokes are the ones with some truth in it.

    ravina nimje
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure you sanitize hands frequently.

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    #8

    One-Year-Coronavirus-Anniversary-Jokes

    TheCatWhisprer Report

    Samantha PandaNotBored
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went for my vaccine in my pjs and Ugg’s . The pharmacist asked if I was okay ... I just looked at him, over my mask. I think he knew the answer .

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always go to the groceries or the pharmacy in comfy clothes. I am too tired and ill to give a crap anymore.

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really need this. Jeans ans other fancy pants are too hard on my abdomen and hurt too much. I really need to find "good looking comfy pants". Like jeans with a elastic waist. Any suggestions for a european?

    Margot Mage
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like leggings with a short stretchy skirt over the top. Comfort, coverage and movement!

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    Dark.JuKo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plain black sweatpants are the 2020/2021 version of the little black dress.

    ...
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am saving my 'best sweatpants' for some future time when I can go out and people can see me. It's weird.

    willy van de paverd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I so love my fleece pj pants keeps my bum warm

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a "smart" pair of joggers, especially for the days where jeans are too much effort but I still have to leave my flat.

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    #9

    One-Year-Coronavirus-Anniversary-Jokes

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    LOttawa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that yesterday... Ordered a dress, then realized I still haven't worn the ones I bought for last summer. I cancelled my order.

    Your_local_introvert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did the same, but I couldn't bring myself to cancel the order, instead I have three dresses (granted, they are very beautiful dresses) arriving at my house tomorrow. I have a problem 😅

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    Samantha PandaNotBored
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me also. I have 11 pairs of new shoes, new jeans in every colour and a few dresses that I’ll NEVER EVER EVER wear

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this. Ordered a bunch of dresses on a whim for that one chance that I'll be seen (at home) on my birthday! I can dream can't I?

    willy van de paverd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wore a dres yesterday going outside for 20 minutes to the grocery store to get milk and Bread I felt like a movie star on the red carpet with a face mask on it was awesome

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    willy van de paverd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now only order comfy clothes fleece pj pants t shirts long sleeved,socks, hoodies warm woolen hats and shawls that I wear inside (I now realise i am turning into an 80 Year old)

    veveve
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so true, I KonMAri -ed my clothes, get rid those who doesn't spark joy, leaving extra room..and then buy new clothes to fill it again because it feels empty

    Lexie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point, my shoes think I’m dead

    Rikke Visby Wickberg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy for you. I just bought a sword... 🤦‍♀️🤣

    Sara Diogo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. It's my new hobby but I have so many things to wear for the first time.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bigger sizes? For the COVID weight?

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    The APA stated that the country’s youngest individuals, Generation Z, are the most susceptible to the potential long-term damage caused by the persistent stress and trauma. “Our 2020 survey shows that Gen Z teens (ages 13-17) and Gen Z adults (ages 18-23) are facing unprecedented uncertainty, are experiencing elevated stress, and are already reporting symptoms of depression.”

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    One-Year-Coronavirus-Anniversary-Jokes

    jxeker Report

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you have the idiots asking in reddit where they can go on holidays this summer... eye roll.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that could depend on what country they live in and if they are planning on traveling within their state or country etc. For example Australia and New Zealand.

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    Samantha PandaNotBored
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh a holiday, does that mean I have to pause my Netflix again . No not going

    jeanette scott
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Booked a trip in October but only because everything will cancel with no fees until September

    #11

    One-Year-Coronavirus-Anniversary-Jokes

    scarletkmeyer Report

    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair we can still see the smile in your eyes, so that helps.

    A Head
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. My smile has actually gotten bigger so I'm sure that people can see it in my eyes.

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my age people CAN tell, my wrinkles deepen when I smile lol!

    windex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl i miss blowing things. Which sounds weird af but like today I was in class and smthn was on my desk and I tried to blow it off only for me to realize that I've lost all capability of blowing stuff.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was smiling the first three months... now I'm cursing.....

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. I keep doing it and I feel such an idiot.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't; it's only natural. And people can often see it in your eyes

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    Leara Bridges Brown
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I quizzed my family to see if they could tell if I was smiling or mean mugging under my mask... Lol... It was 50/50

    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so used to giving a thumbs up on zoom instead of unmuting myself that I now give people thumbs up signs an unecessary number of times

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    One-Year-Coronavirus-Anniversary-Jokes

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOu know the classic Chinese curse, "May you live in interesting times"?...

    Samtheperson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normally I love history but history during me? Eh, no

    Ayli Nickerson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my grandchildren in class: one of the things they used as a coping mechanism was memes the only way they can laugh

    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me in history class: wow, must've been crazy to live through, I can't imagine! Me now: No, historical events! Bad! You go back in the books!! Now!

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    #13

    One-Year-Coronavirus-Anniversary-Jokes

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    Dynein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And more cases. And an infinite amount of cynicism regarding the prevalence of common sense and the advance planning capabilities of those in power...

    Luna Lovegood!
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do we though? do we? because I'm still using the thin toilet paper, only because I can't find the good stuff.(probably Charmin?) idk really.

    tmw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and disinfectant wipes. and sanitizer!! and masks. we are prepared now.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For us March 2021 is very different to March 2020. I really feel for people in countries that haven’t been able to get a handle on the pandemic. I hope it eases for them soon.

    Kiki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! Still very nice to hear on news and here that some are getting better and can now enjoy a normal life :) ! In France it feels like it will never end...We currently have around 20 000 new cases and 300 to 400 deaths each day for months...The government doesn't want to decide on another lockdown mostly because presidential elections are soon and they want to make it seems like the country got better without having to go under lockdown and during that cute little promotion people keep on dying...

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    Botox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that is survival's frase (

    Izzy_
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just at the grocery store the other day (been a while as I did curve-side pick up) and I had this weird flashback as I walked by the pasta isle....a year a go those shelves were empty! And full of frantic people with full carts!

    ravina nimje
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And mouth sanitizer. (something new trending)

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    #14

    One-Year-Coronavirus-Anniversary-Jokes

    Home_Halfway Report

    Bow, I’m a Slytherin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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    Slime11IsSus
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAcabbageAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    A Head
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife and I have run our business from home for 7 years or so. Previously, a Zoom meeting meant that we'd basically be on a conference call and maybe share our screens. Suddenly it was a "Video call" with clients we had never seen before. WHY? We always just talked on the phone before! I've always been sitting here in a day-old t-shirt and some crappy shorts! Now you suddenly have to see me?! And don't even get me started on these hi-res cameras that pick up every flaw in your skin unless you have professional lighting and make-up. Let's just talk, like we used to do.

    Billie Templeton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...."for an unreasonable amount of time." Ha ha ha ha

    No you didn't
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Define unreasonable in this context.

    the warner sister
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when the only time I was on Zoom was for mid-week religious school. *sighs* Memories

    marshmallo nat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so glad we didn’t have to do Zoom therapy sessions for long. It was very difficult getting my son invested into what he was meant to be doing. He does so much better in the actual clinic.

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    One-Year-Coronavirus-Anniversary-Jokes

    bkarsh17 Report

    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically you weren't wrong. You did work from home for those two and a half weeks.....and then a bit longer.

    Natalia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The next two weeks are crutial"

    no_name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks more like two and half years

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    #16

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    Samantha PandaNotBored
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever eaten Sunday lunch in bed ..Me: Yes , with extra gravy

    DogMom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breakfast lunch and dinner and all my snacks

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    JessG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing but cabbage soup, until the delivery guy brings me a loaf of bread, and maybe, if I'm lucky, a gilded chocolate bar.

    willy van de paverd
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have discoverd that everyday is a hot chocolate and Whipped Cream day with cake and cookies

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    Fixin'Ta
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got two canisters of Clorox wipes with my grocery order the other day. FINALLY had them in stock, an entire year later. Told my husband they were like gold and maybe we should display them on the mantel to show our wealth instead of actually wiping things down with them. (We've been using a lot of bleach water.)

    Claire Beko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dang, mine came in only a month, but in the form of 9 boxes of baby diapers, don't know how they messed that one up lol

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, its less than a year, right...

    am_c0m0
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh you must've ordered them from Wish!

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    Tiredpossum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't let it be true!

    KatHat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. 2021 is light years from 2020. We have MULTIPLE highly effective vaccines, the wannabe autocrat in the United States did not succeed in illegitimately seizing power, and there are moves - finally - to do something about the climate crisis. It's not the best year but it's far from being the worst. It didn't start with Australia on fire, either.

    cookie panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "twenty twenty won" oh noes i do not like the sound of 2021 out loud

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    Jamie Gilmer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.

    Jaime
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Oh look, another one. I’m not even surprised.”

    Nyneva Kyte
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never actually loathed a word before. Yet here we are.

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stopped listening to the news months ago.

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    #20

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    k1ddkanuck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god this is me. I have gained some 30 pounds. I used to be trim, lithe, skinny even. Now I am... decidedly not.

    qwerty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hit pretty close to home.

    Chris Miller
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not easy, being green..

    Nicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When is the end of quarantine?

    names and books
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    4 years ago

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    can't relate, I don't choose to eat my life away

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    Samantha PandaNotBored
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an adult ive learnt that adults cry for no reason also , not just 4yr olds

    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me the last six years :(

    Margot Mage
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life seems to move in 7 year cycles...hopefully you're entering a new one soon

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    Paul Budhram
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exact words from everyone in the pandemic

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    Samantha PandaNotBored
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I e also given up drinking, which I’m so proud of . I used to drink like a fish. Now, I just don’t see the point in it anymore. The smell of wine makes me want to vomit . I’m so proud of me. . My parents are alcoholics.... I will never be that person now .

    El Dee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done! You deserve to be proud of yourself. There's so much social pressure to drink in this world it's made harder to stop..

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    Erin Snodgrass
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Substance abuse has skyrocketed....this one is not funny, frankly

    Calen McKeever
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good job bro (or girl i not sexist) it's better for you anyways to not drink and be sober than risking your life so you can drink kuddo to you

    Valerie G.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I quit in 1978, but still struggle with it. AND fatty liver disease is just as bad for you and comes from all that sugar and junk food.

    I'm lay sheep in China
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    Seems like white people can't live without drinking even for a day

    Aleksei
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like you keep making racist and offensive comments on funny posts

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partners boses are still like that :( Even if you test positive if you are two days without symptoms they make you go. And tmdont send the other workers for testing until they show symptoms either. Obviously they had a lot of cases.

    NWB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im stoked we might finally stop making be attend work when sick! Let people get well and no infect everyone else, and wear a mask if you have a cold and need to go out...you know how Japan has been doing for ages!

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh you can be certain that by 2022, this will be a thing again. People sneezing and coughing and breathing all over one another like a bunch of disgusting freaks.

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And bring a dish for pot luck.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it will go back to exactly this quite soon because we have discovered that people don't learn and people have no common sense either..

    alwaysMispelled
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And breathe into communal air that we will ALL be breathing.

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    #24

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    Bill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Groundhog day would fit here

    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    indeed far more relevant. Sleeping B just skipped the whole thing, a privilege we didn't have.

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    Kathleen Wills
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First! Mask, eyeglasses, hearing aides.

    Susan Reid Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to give up on earrings. Now I just wear them on the day I have the most zoom meetings.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I've always bought behind-the-head masks instead of over-the-ear masks. I don't understand why over 90% of people refuse to do something which seems so sensible to me.

    A Head
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it's glasses, earbuds (wired), then mask. That way I can pop out the earbuds to hear someone, but the mask holds them up, and I can put them back in easily.

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    Adriana Coppage
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is how I am already once I have the courage to talk lmao

    Samtheperson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent choice *pulls out briefcase of socks*

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My formerly extroverted friend spent 15 minutes talking to me about her ten year old house shoes. She didn't even realize how far over the edge she had gone until I brought it to her attention.

    cookie panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 years ago today, my friend at 3 am at a girl scout sleepover to me: "do you need to use the sleep?" "yeah maybe i do need to use the sleep"

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    Bow, I’m a Slytherin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just about made it... the only thing keeping me sane was 2 rats. Well, I say that like it’s over. It definitely isn’t...

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a turtle that honestly isn't doing me much good. I also have an obnoxious dad who's trying to look over my shoulder all the time and be involved in my school life (he doesn't live with us, he and my mom are seperated, and I really just don't like him). My mom doesn't give a quack about him and what he's doing. My sister moved out, my brother and sister in-law moved out some 2 years ago, and the brother that lives with me isn't super great. This is a perfect representation of someone who's surviving COVID like a boss :'')

    Claire Beko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i got my puppers in the middle of it to keep me and the fam sane, i think he just broke us all even more lol

    mooo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    quarantine was going really well for me until both of my dogs passed away.

    Nyneva Kyte
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what 2 of those things are, but because I've owned a dog for the last 9 years I'm about to become homeless, so

    Denise Melek
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats, Jogging shoes and Netflix count, too.

    Twisted
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those people aren’t real

    FelineWine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is super judgemental. What helps one person, may not help another. No reason to shame

    names and books
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd not have made it through if I had a dog; I'm scared of them.

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    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! I’m sure part of it also has to do with hating work right now

    Samtheperson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re too short for gods sake

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    #29

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    Kate Yeti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Total opposite for me. My mental health bear and I are buds now. He's all, "We're going to be depressed today with occasional panic attacks!" And I'm like, "Cool." Rolls over, goes back to sleep.

    Jeremy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude had a pinky ring at 12??

    Jeremy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude had a pinky ring at 12?

    Phantom Lion
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bear was mad that he threw away the stuffed bear so when they met it was like WW1

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comfy wear is the only thing I'll miss about the pandemic.

    Bow, I’m a Slytherin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m wearing jogging trousers and oversized paint-stained hoodies after the pandemic. I don’t give a f**k what people think of me anymore. Comfy always wins.

    Samantha PandaNotBored
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I’ve started to wear sports bras, I tell you they are the best thing I’ve ever discovered

    aesthetic.baddie27
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just bawled my eyes out watching this movie last night. My dad could hear me crying from downstairs and had to come check on me.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE not having to wear a bra, in spite of the fact that I'm now a 44 knee

    Cooky Puss
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    put a bra on omg why abuse the gjrls

    Twisted
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew, jeans and bras. Yeah, I wear only casual clothing now. Like pajamas and sweats. Y’know, not to b r a g -

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love not wearing a bra. Even when I go shopping. I am wearing a mask they don't know who I am. Lol

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    N G
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a pack of 5 disposable face masks, should do it

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A big bottle of sparkling hand sanitizer

    tmw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one year anniversary is paper. so.. masks, or toilet paper. I guess wipes count as paper. !!

    Samtheperson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, how about some toilet paper

    David Butler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First anniversary gift is "paper". If we're not careful, second anniversary is "cotton".

    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1st anniversary is always paper. Toilet paper in this case.

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate how so much people doesnt care anymore :( As a person that probably would have a terrible covid it really angers me.

    Lola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate how people who have been following lockdowns and social distancing only loosely now complain that 12 months of restrictions have been useless.

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    sturmwesen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate how the people complaining about closed businesses and schools are more often than not the reason why they are closed. Sit your ass down. You have netflix, delivering, internet... it was never that easy to stay put but some idiot needs to drink with 10 buds in close quaters or go on demonstrations without mask and wonders why everything is closed.

    KatHat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are selfish and many have learned to live in a world where their "opinion" is all-powerful. They think you can have "opinions" on things like whether a virus is contagious, along with a whole lot of other things. It's tiresome and dangerous. Particularly when climate change is going to make covid look like a complete cakewalk.

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That top picture is still me and my family.

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    #33

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    Nubis Knight
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You lucky, we aren't allowed to work from home. -.-

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I calculated it this weekend and I spend 12 hours a day on the computer.

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our 20s already extended to 32 due to lack of employment and housing :(

    NWB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all agreed to not count our age last year aye? a do over for birthdays this year!

    Randy van Veen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, COVID started at 32 for me, what do I get?

    Botox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it influence retirement age?

    earringnut
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you'll still have to work through you're 60s and 70s.

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, what we really need is for common sense to actually be 'common'

    Marylu Horkowitz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish everyone was vaccinated. That wish would change things!

    Mintchinchilla
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WAIT THE VACCIENS DONT WORK??? EDIT: yall downvotin this i was just confuseDD SOrru ;-;

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They work. You have to get them. That's the issue. Logistics.

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    #36

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner bought like 10k of flour and rice just in case xD

    Pezor Zass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i've got a 5lb bag of black beans that i knew i wouldn't actually cook. i'm planning on being cremated with them when the time comes

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    the warner sister
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom bought so much food during those first two weeks that our basement looked like we were getting ready for a hurricane or something.

    N S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually cook fresh and a year ago bought 3 jars of pesto and loads of pasta thinking it would last me through lockdown in case s**t hits the fan when supply chains break down completely. Pasta is long gone but still have 3 untouched jars of pesto.

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    #39

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    Starflight the nightwing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before I went home before the quote on quote two weeks my friend said “will this last a whole year” the teacher said no ( now) are you so sure about that

    parmadillo
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    tmw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    technically, it is Janssen by Johnson and Johnson. Janssen is a subsidary co of J&J.

    Holly Allen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got the Johnson and Johnson... Mild symptoms and I don't need to worry about trying to schedule a second shot around my work schedule

    Carole Reid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What difference does it make? Get whatever is available.

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    El Dee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like Boris Johnson and would probably run the country better..

    Sophia Graubart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually according to the other comments he was an idiot who didn't wear a helmet, hurt it, and is now not the same. But that was the best burn so I will let it slide.

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    Stephanie Did It
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gary Busey. Exercised his "right" to choose no helmet, cracked his unhelmeted head open in motorcycle accident, never the same again. Hmm. Sensing a pattern.

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    Mr. Derpy Dino
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nope, in the movie, they were actually 3 years apart. just tossing that out there.

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if people keeps ignoring the rules we are going to have another twin in the picture

    Arctic Fox Lover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are different--one's smiling smugly while the other was the expected mess that it is.

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    Ria C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, the last 3 years March has been B*TCH for me and mine.

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    Daniel Mattock
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh thank god, our problems are solved, we have banana bread.

    Kambit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    running joke in our house. Last march I made banana bread and now whenever the pandemic gets us down we make banana bread.

    Samtheperson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you marge for some end-of-the-world banana bread

    Tacocat
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uh...is that a diaper in the light fixture? above where banana bread was being made? if there's an explanation, I'd love to hear it. very confused...

    Holly Allen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! I'd never noticed the diaper on the light before! 😂

    Miss Milinky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be the banana bread baker in our house...then COVID happened... My boyfriend has taken my recipe and combined it with several others, tweaked and tampered with it... and slowly over the lockdown year it has evolved into banana-nirvana. I can't even make mine as a treat for us now because it is of inferior lineage. I'm both sad and elated. One day I will return to the office with banana-nirvana, claimed as my own, and the white shirts will weep with joy and I will be immortal.

    Ivy Ruonakoski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never even tasted banana bread, let alone bake one.

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a good year for people to rediscover juices, tea and coffee and drink less alcohol :)

    names and books
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't see why alcohol is considered a "cool" and "funny" way to cope with situations, it'll just make bigger problems for you later on.

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am currently working my way through the seven stages of grief. It's taking awhile, because I keep circling back to anger.

    Wendillon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anger at the virus or the governments that failed to protect their people, or the people who refuse to protect other people?

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    Nyneva Kyte
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'd be tolerable if my landlord wasn't selling my home to celebrate

    Ivy Ruonakoski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the only anniversary I've got at the mo.

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, actually, chances are that you are alone, isolated.

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    cybermerlin2000
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this more than ever as the whole thing started on my birthday. I'm 50 this month and I think I'm just going to sleep through it

    Chriscella
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy big 50th from me, a March baby who also just hit 50!

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    Paul Budhram
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    umm for number one I was sick and number two I actually enjoyed somehow

    El Dee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no such thing as 'Pi Day' There are only 12 months in a year, it would need there to be 14 for a real 'Pi Day' to exist. Just needed to get that off my chest..

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    Brendan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may be a bit dense, but I don't get it.

    Paul Budhram
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that people were expecting to kick out March

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now pronounce you man and wife. You may shake the bride's hand.

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    Helen Haley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if we'd actually done a real lock down, that would be true.

    Ellie J
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say it's more proof that humanity is inherently selfish and can't follow basic instructions

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If people would have followed the rules this wouldnt have happened. The other day I saw a group of 6 cyclists without masks eating together in a small table. Thats why we cannot have nice things...

    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago

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    Proof, you can't trust the government.

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    Botox
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should collect corks! Handy stock for DIY hobbies during next lockdown...

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    Mr. Derpy Dino
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah shoot, i played that game during lockdown.

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