50 ‘Awkward Family Photos’ Shared By People Who Cringe At Them To This Day (New Pics)
InterviewFlipping through old family albums is both a pleasure and a challenge for us. It’s great to revisit wholesome memories from our past again, but it can really hurt to see just how many embarrassing and awkward photos there are of us. It’s cold, hard proof that we weren’t as cool as we thought we were! Is that really how we used to dress? Oh, dear Lord, is that what we look like when we smile?!
If you learn to embrace that goofy and derpy side of yourself, you might realize just how much fun you can have in front of the camera when you’re not trying to come across as ‘perfect.’ And it makes it sooo much easier to deal with any awkward pics you might find in your archives.
That’s where the Awkward Family Photos project comes in. The brainchild of childhood friends Mike Bender and Doug Chernack, AFP features super awkward and cringy photos from the past that are incredibly fun to look at. Nearly all of us have some pics at home like this which makes it even more enjoyable.
Scroll down for the newest vintage awkward pics, as featured by Awkward Family Photos, and remember to upvote your fave ones, Pandas. Got any similar photos to share with us? You can post your pics in the comments. And if you can’t get enough of AFP, then hang on to your hats and check out Bored Panda’s recent articles about the project here, here, and here.
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"My Aunt And Uncle Were Crowned "Golden Couple" At Our Local Fair For Being The Longest Married Couple In The County At 72 Years. Our Local Paper Did A Fantastic Arrangement For The Honor..."
Now you know why she hung around for 7 decade's. He grew some fire.
Three year old found within reach of bongs. I bet that kid was lit!
Bored Panda got in touch with co-founder Mike again to get his take on a few more things. Meanwhile, we also interviewed professional photographer Dominic Sberna. Check out what both of them told us, Pandas!
Mike, the co-founder of Awkward Family Photos gave some advice on how best to achieve that great sense of embarrassment and awkwardness that'll echo through the decades.
"Well, as you know, we celebrate the awkward photos, not the normal photos... so we prefer that photographers make people uncomfortable," he suggested that anyone feeling comfortable in front of the camera isn't as interesting as someone oozing with character because of how unique they look in the frame.
"And here's how they can do that—put them in strange poses, make them stare at one another, submerge them in water, or position them in front of a dog that is relieving itself in the background," Mike joked, though those really are great ways to turn the awkwardness dial to the max.
"My Grandma Got Bit By A Pelican On The Pier And Then Began To Scold It"
“One Of Our Goats And I Were Both Pregnant With Twins And Due The Same Week. I Made Her Dress Up And Take Maternity Photos With Me”
According to Mike, the secret to an unnatural smile in photos is "a smile that says, 'I love my family,' when in reality, you want to strangle them."
He told Bored Panda that the secret behind the AFP project's long-lived success truly is its relatability.
"I think AFP has been successful because everyone shares uncomfortable moments with their families. It's universal, no matter where you live or what language you speak," Mike said that these photos go deeper than language and culture, hinting at what makes us all human.
"My All Time Favorite Picture Of My Sister. She Was 6, Tired, And Had Just Tried Sparkling Grape Juice. Not A Fan"
My face when I hear another goddamn antivaxxer going on about my connection to Satan through the vaccine
This would be a perfect picture for her to recreate later. Some of those are just cringe but this one is screaming to have that done on her 26th birthday. Or 36 or 46. There isn't a way to tell how old this photo is.
My psychic abilities are telling me this picture was taken on, either, December 31st, 1999 or January 1st, 2000.
Load More Replies..."Dad Didn't Have Much Luck In The Arm Wrestling Circuit, But He Has High Hopes For His Boy"
I legit thought that was his arm first before I noticed his actual hand 😂
“This Pretty Much Sums Up My Childhood"
"I’m the blond on the left burying my head in my sister’s lap while she gets in a cheap shot. The youngest is fish-hooking my other sister while my mother looks on and laughs. My father is letting everyone know what his future looks like with four daughters like these.”
The girl in the dark blue is pretty much in the line of fire. Are we sure that this wasn’t a failed coup? Just to overthrow the hierarchy of the family? No? Kids don’t do that? Ok then 😅
The best family picture ever! Much better than the unnatural posing pictures!
The best part of this is that they had to have the film developed, and the family chose to keep the picture and pay for it!
I am the oldest of four daughters! My poor dad was always dealing with an estrogen fueled household! Even the dogs were girls!!
Meanwhile, pro photographer Dominic shared his thoughts with us about how the person behind the camera might go about building a sense of trust with those they're taking a picture of.
"Building trust comes by way of making someone feel comfortable," he explained to Bored Panda.
"To do that, you have to be outgoing and make sure that the person(s) you're photographing are free to be themselves. It will make for genuine images that they'll love for a lifetime," he shared.
According to the expert, one of the best things that you can do to make the photographer's job easier is to be genuine. It also works for pretty much every other area in life, too.
"Just be yourself. This is also advice for life. Just be free and be yourself. You've paid someone (in most cases) to take your photo and you want to like the results," Dominic told Bored Panda.
"We Just Wanted A Nice Family Photo"
I would get this on a canvas to hang on the wall if this had been my family picture. It's fantastic!
Load More Replies..."When It’s Your First Day Of Kindergarten And Also Your First Day As Head Of The Pta"
“Samantha, after passing her real estate exam, has now settled down to a family of three with her 3rd husband” 😂
Looks like a Margery from Wisconsin. Has a husband named...Bob. He's a bowler and a tractor salesman. Margery is happy and outgoing and has a very funny laugh. Her and Bob like to eat at the local diner. That's what I see from looking at this picture. Oh, and they drive a station wagon
I will always wonder WHO at Glamour Shots looks at a 6 year old little girl and thinks the hair style of a 54 year old woman would look just fantastic? She is such a cutie, though!
Amanda from accounts payable needs your receipts before the end of the day.
Now, keep in mind that Kindergarden starts at around 3 years old in other countries and this is especially cringe.
“As A Child, I Would Dress Up As A Clown Whenever There Was A Reason To Celebrate – In This Case The Birth Of My Younger Brother”
I can see why they wanted another kid. The first one is broken and creeps the bajesus out of everyone
I'm terrified.. He looks straight out of the 'When I was young' serial killer autobiography... Ha, ha, ha...
Load More Replies...And as an adult...what do you do for a living? Brain Surgeon, Rocket Scientist?
"The only way you're like the end result is if you know that you acted as your true self and helped output the results you imagined in your vision."
Meanwhile, when it comes to flashing those pearly whites in a natural way, it all comes down to who you're with and what you think of in front of the camera.
"Having someone making you laugh or thinking of a happy memory. Some of my favorite photos from my own wedding day are when we're laughing because I can remember by the smiles on our faces what was being said," Dominic revealed to us.
"I Asked My Grandma If She Had Some Rice That I Can Put My Phone In When It Got Wet And She Pulls This Out Of A Cabinet"
Waste not, want not. I have pie beans in my pantry. Dried beans you use to make certain that the pie crust does not rise when you pre-bake it.
I had a water exposure (back when that mattered) and my work phone malfunctioned. I was on my way to my parents, so I used my other phone to ask if they had dry rice. My dad, NOT hard of hearing generally, kept trying to figure out where I could get dry ice. It was pretty comical.
“I Was Just Trying To Peel My Daughter Off Of Me, Sit Her On The Bench And Then I Was Running To Get Out Of The Picture. However It Looks Like I Have Left My Children With Their Sitter And Am Running Away For Dear Life!”
Such a perfect photo with the mum’s expression, the way the baby is crying, and the older kid looks like he’s just resigned to his fate with the exact same expression as the reindeer above him 😂😂 (I’m not trying to be insensitive I’m sorry this is just cracking me up)
Load More Replies...I hate when parents force their kids to take a pic with Santa or the Easter Bunny when they're scared and crying. It's traumatizing and not worth the picture. That being said, I do relate to the look on mom's face. And I also admit that I traumatize my kids in my own special way. 😁 I'm not parent shaming at all.
And brought back to the north pole to shovel reindeer shît and work with the elves in Santa's sweat shop making toys for the good boys and girls that are wanted by their parents! Muahahahaha!! Lol
Load More Replies...Hahaha this is great. I can commiserate 😆😆😆 and mom, you look adorable by the way lol!
Why the dissembling? Given the children in question, this seems a perfectly understandable behavior. Were you able to get away, or did the authorities eventually catch you?
“I Got A Life Sized Barbie When I Was 7 And My Brother Had Other Ideas”
My parents got me a life size barbie and I absolutely hated it. That thing was terrifying. I was convinced it would come to life at night and murder me in my sleep. This was right after Toy Story came out in the 90s.
My twin brother got a large bridal doll when we were about 10. Fast forward twenty years, that bridal doll is now a flower girl in his window display at his flower shop. ( I was very upset when he trotted that damn thing to school for show and tell.)
Founded all the way back in the ancient era of 2009, Awkward Family Photos evolved from a simple blog into a massive social media project that brings joy to countless people around the world. Awkwardness unites us all, no matter where we’re from.
On Facebook alone, AFP has nearly 2.6 million followers. Meanwhile, another million internet users have liked the project’s page on Instagram. It’s clear that they’re popular, and it’s no secret why: they bring vintage, relatable humor right to our feeds.
The co-founder of Awkward Family Photos, Mike, previously told Bored Panda that the core mission of the entire project has stayed the same throughout all this time.
The project, according to Mike, is “a celebration of awkwardness especially as it relates to family. We are still laughing 'with' and not 'at' people. We have built a community of folks who are comfortable enough to laugh at themselves."
As AFP has blossomed, the co-founders have looked at various ways of growing their brand. For instance, they’ve published a card game. It’s been so successful that they’ve even followed up with an expansion pack for it.
“My Poor Daughter Never Heard The End Of It From Her Siblings After Her Heartbreaker Tee Shirt Turned To Fartbreaker For School Pictures"
My fave! I actually DID laugh out loud. (Very juvenile sense of humor here.)
Fartbreaker! Dream maker! Love taker! Don't you mess around with me.....
"My Dad In High School (1959) vs. Me In High School (1986)"
The dads. Not understated smoking, but have you seen how much breath you need to make a sound on a giant a**e brass instrument? I did brass briefly and I was panting after even one song. But smoking is still shitty for you
Load More Replies...The tuba is the most important, and the most underrated instrument - it is the foghorn at the very heart the acoustic thunderstorm of a marching band.
Dad looks like he just came from war or from working in a coal mine looks tough man.
“My Sister Looking Like She’s Gonna Tear My Head Off When I Was An Infant Being Held By My Dad”
That sweet child's impish expression does not presage decapitation. It's perfectly clear she's about to gouge out the eyes of the usurper.
"We have streamlined our process and brought on help so that we can look through everything we get and post the best-curated submissions. At the end of the day, our community is everything so we appreciate every photo and message," the co-founder shared his thoughts with us.
In Mike’s opinion, the very idea of ‘normal’ is pretty darn boring and superficial. "From our standpoint, the normal photos are boring. It's the awkward ones that reveal the most about us and our families. But in general, posing, matching outfits, and feuding families always make for glorious awkwardness so please keep it coming!" he said.
Some people (like yours truly), have an awfully difficult time relaxing and letting go of that desire for ‘perfection’ in everything that they do. Naturally, these individuals can feel upset if someone gently makes fun of them for looking super goofy in old photos. It can make us feel incredibly embarrassed and, if we don’t learn to embrace these feelings, it can even morph into a sense of deep-rooted shame.
“During Our ‘Perfect’ Beach Photo Shoot, My Oldest Son Jumped On My Back, Propelling My Infant Son Out Of My Arms"
"My infant son was not harmed, just wet and scared but mommy is forever traumatized.”
To me, these real photos are so much better than the phoney posed ones. Lol.
Glad I'm not the only one, who thinks that way. These candid shots have more stories to tell.
Load More Replies...PERFECT PHOTO WITH THE BOYS. WE BOYS ARE A ROWDY BUNCH, FULL SPEED AHEAD AND DAM THE LIL ONE! LOL
I have three boys roughly the same ages, this would definitely get framed at our house!
"A Valentines Day Card From A Student Of Mine"
“Our Grandma Used To Not Only Give My Sister And Me Mullets In The 80s, She Would Then Perm Them. Matching Permed Mullets. Need I Say More?”
I'm crying over here...Your response is accurately descriptive. :)
Load More Replies...My mum permed my hair in the 80s.It was awful and I spent many Summer's spraying it with water to stop it looking exactly like this.
Mine was right before I had to be in a wedding prob circa '87 or '88. I was about 9. Yeah it was bad.
Load More Replies...I'm sorry but...bwaaahahahhahhhhaaaaaaaaaa! Its cute and bad at the same time.
I grew up in the 80s and 90s (44) and I remember a few girl in class with this.
Bored Panda recently spoke about dealing with embarrassment to a couple of experts. Professor Suzanne Degges-White from Northern Illinois University, a Licensed Counselor, said that having a sense of humor and flexibility helps when aiming for success in adulthood.
“Being able to laugh at our missteps allows us to go easy on ourselves when we do something potentially embarrassing. No one likes to 'lose face,' and that is engrained to varying degrees across cultures. Unfortunately, our brains may be especially prone to catastrophizing events and so we might make something more out of something no one else really noticed and no one else will recall later on," she said.
"When we are able to 'get it off our chest,' we actually feel better about the event. That's a healthy response to an embarrassing moment. When our personalities are wired to feel that we must be 'perfect' in all that we do, we internalize negative feelings about the mistake we made and mistakenly assume that everyone else is judging us due to that one moment," the professor suggested opening up about our embarrassment with others.
"Fortunately, our brains are designed to protect us from pain and many of us may suffer horrible humiliation at some point in our lives, but we can benefit from a brain that allows us to 'selectively forget' the incident, or else we're able to rationalize it by reminding ourselves that 'everyone makes mistakes,' 'it was just one time and no one will remember it,' or similar healthy responses,” she said.
“My Husband As An Infant. I Prayed Our Children Would Not Inherit His Large Cranium”
Looks like the Brain from Pinky and the Brain plotting to take over the world, yet again.
To me it rather looks like he's getting fired up for a gooood sh!t......
Load More Replies..."If Your Mum Wasn't Making Herself Into A Ramp For Your New Bmx, Did She Even Love You? 1980'"
any signs she is just trying to have a peaceful sunbathe?
Load More Replies..."My Favorite Picture Of My Parents. Them On Their Wedding Day. 1991"
Don't worry. I was born 9 months to the day after my parents got married. :-)
That just means they actually got down on their wedding night!
Load More Replies...He looks like he knows what's coming next; crying or fighting and not in any particular order.
"The best way to embrace our mistakes is to acknowledge we've made one—or else no learning can take place. Then remind ourselves that everyone makes mistakes—that's totally normal behavior! Then figure out a way to laugh at yourself before allowing someone else to laugh at you first. When you laugh at yourself, others laugh WITH you, not AT you,” the professor noted, adding that some parents raise their kids by demanding ‘perfection’ in everything they do which can lead to further problems down the line.
“Our Daughter Would Not Cooperate For Her Photos. She Was Doing Everything But Smiling. Here She Is Getting Ready To 'Hulk' Out”
These pics are killing me, I just snorted Fanta up my nose for the second time and it really hurts 😂😂😂
Load More Replies...Forced to wear that garment, I hope my r****m would hulk out.
"I Was Born In 1981 But Turned 55 In 1992"
Me too! I had those same glasses when I was 10, maybe I am a bit biased. LOL
Load More Replies...I adore this pic! It's so cute! Maybe it's the mom in me, but it would be my favorite of that was my kid.
"My Daughter Was Supposed To Be A Flower Girl In Her Aunt's Wedding But Napping Is Life (And She Was Safely Strapped In)"
Why not? My guests could come as they pleased, it was about being comfy and some ppl just don't like dressing fancy
Load More Replies...To be fair, I think it's safe to say that babies can fall asleep just about anywhere and not care.
Load More Replies...Meanwhile, psychologist and well-being consultant Lee Chambers stressed that laughter can be a great response to instantly make you feel better if the embarrassing situation isn’t anything too serious.
“If the feelings are intense, try taking a few slow, deep breaths in through your nose and out through your mouth, calming your nervous system and physiological response. In a similar way to laughter, smiling can be effective in shifting your state to the positive,” the expert told Bored Panda.
“A Photo My Mom Captured Of My Then Two Year Old Daughter"
My face, when I hear my mother-in-law is visiting for a month.
Load More Replies...Regan MacNeil is channeling through her. YIKES! (ref: Linda Blair from The Exorcist)
"My Great Grandma And Her Twin Sister In Springfield, Missouri. The Original Inspiration For The Shining I’m Sure"
Memento Mori. That sh*t freaks me out! I was once at a friend's house, and her mom had a framed photo of her grandmother holding her stillborn baby. WTF?
Load More Replies...Nobody smiled back then. Some say it's because it was too difficult to hold a smile for the length of time it took to expose the film. I've also heard that smiling was considered to be uncouth, as it was associated with "madness, loudness, drunkenness, and lewdness".
Load More Replies..."My Parents Wedding Day, 1980s"
At least it's not this.... wedding-TV...6e4095.jpg
"And I will keep you in a box, and you shall wear pretty things, and I will call you my wife...."
“There are times when playing down or even ignoring the feelings can be helpful in the moment, taking the edge off, but it is important that you accept them and express them if it's something significant," the psychologist noted that embracing these feelings is important.
"Because the feelings of embarrassment are generated from a past event, anything that brings you into the present moment can bring relief. Try to avoid saying sorry, as it will keep taking you back to the moment. You can even keep your biggest embarrassing moments top of mind, having reflected and realized that in hindsight, they weren't as big an issue as you felt at the time," he said.
"My Husband’s Grandfather Hung Every Photo On The Wall That He Had Of His Grandchildren"
"As a test, the family had the grandkids pose by a garbage dumpster and sent it to his grandfather to see what he would do and he still hung it up on the wall. It then became a tradition to send him photos of the family by dumpsters."
I love it though. Grandpa still enjoyed the photos regardless of where they were.
Yes! I love this because grandpa clearly appreciated his family no matter what :)
Load More Replies...“This Is A Photo Of My Daughter And Her Father Riding The Tennessee Tornado Roller Coaster At Dollywood. When We Saw The Photo At The Sales Kiosk, We Laughed So Hard We Just Had To Buy It!”
Little-known life hacks: suspect one of your children is a Demon, take them on the Tennessee Tornado Roller Coaster
Oh man you made me laugh lol. I can't un see Arnold Schwarzenegger's face on that girl now.
Load More Replies...This is my actual Goddaughter. She has never ridden a coaster again.
Never saw this before but man did I need the laugh 😂
Load More Replies...I LOVE THIS!!! Here's my daughter, same exact ride, before & during. It makes me laugh so hard, i show it to people in the grocery store, in the street, or anyone i think needs a good laugh DOLLYMAC-6...017630.png
I needed a good laugh! Thanks for sharing, that’s hilarious!
Load More Replies...It is like one of those cartoons when they are on something really fast and their clothes start slipping off. And instead of clothes in skin… suddenly this is alot more scary then I though.
I have this brilliant photo of my youngest son on a ride at Thorpe Park where he looks like the subject from The Scream.
My dad is from the south and my mom from the north. We grew up in the north. Dad insisted we go to Dollywood. It was fun, despite all the country music, lol. Now both my parents are divorced and also staunch republicans and would never give Dolly the time of day. I, a total prog lib, would love to meet Dolly now
I grew up in knoxville, TN, we always went to dollywood!!! She is such a great person who has helped the pigeon forge and sevierville community so much
Load More Replies...I love the dad's totally nonchalant look contrasted with the daughter who looks like she is being possessed by demons from the darkest circle of hell.
“It Was 1990 So I Guess My Parents Thought They’d Dress Me Up Like A New Wave Recording Artist”
Heh. Our favorite creative vandalism is the "Hammer Time" stickers on stop signs, under the word "Stop". They are rare, but still make us laugh.
Load More Replies...Complete with the sleeves rolled up! All you needed was the skinny tie.
"We can even reflect back on our blunders from the past, and with the emotion dampened, take some of the lessons and observations forward for next time we feel like we've messed up. By doing this, you will feel more courage even when the fear of embarrassment strikes, and sharing these stories will elicit others to share, quickly realizing we are not alone, and that nobody is perfect.”
"It Was My Son’s First Time On My Favorite Ride And He Was Terrified. As For My Husband, He Just Always Looks Like That"
Wow, wife looking like professional roller-coaster model, son clinging for his life, husband thinking about taxes... there is everything.
“Ofc I wasn’t scared… I-I was just uhhhhh, smiling for the camera! Obviously!”
"Vintage 1984 Polaroid Of Mr. T Pitying Me As A Baby With My Mom"
Chad, your profile picture is so apropos with this comment! :)
Load More Replies...Thank you!!! That's what my eye was drawn to as well! LOL!!! 😂
Load More Replies...“My Grandparents’ Christmas Card From 1951 And My Favorite Annual Reminder That Font Choice Matters"
The luck o the Irish for those like me who took a couple minutes to decipher
Or as my dearly departed fiancé would say "everybody has a little Irish in them, how'd you like a whole lot more?" He had such a way with words. (Adding that he was actually Irish, not the "my great great grandmother visited Ireland when she was 6 so I'm Irish-American" bs. He'd be upset if I didn't point that out and I don't want to be haunted)
Load More Replies...“The Photographer Kept Telling My Son To “Smile More!” And This Was His Version Of Smiling “More””
My autistic son does this to when you ask him to smile too.
“My Husband, The Blonde, Punctured His Kidney While Wrestling With His Brother Who Is Posing On The Right. His Injury Caused Him To Pee Blood And Resulted In Major Surgery. And His Little Brother Couldn’t Have Been Prouder”
"Hey bro. Remember that time I beat you up so bad you peed blood?" "SHUT UP!"
"My Daughter Would Not Stop Crying Until She Got Her Own Cone Of Shame"
Ewwww! You nasty. You definitely should have been coned lol
Load More Replies..."I Apologize For My Crimes Against The Ozone Layer. High School Graduation, 1989"
or in my case "how hair can you make your high!...wait that makes no f*king sense!
Load More Replies...I graduated in 1989 and there was NO ONE in my high school this bold!
"My Mother And Grandmother Demonstrating Safety Standards In The 1960s"
My friend's mom would use that same arm bar + a prayer to the saints to save her kids whenever she had to stop short in the days before car seats!
No, the number is much higher. 936 is the number of bodies still not found.
Load More Replies...Back then, they figure people were smart enough not to fall off. Today, not so much
For those with anxiety, the sign is on the ground. It's just the camera angle.
I was thinking it likely looks much higher off the ground than it is. Still wouldn't feel good if you fell. Edit: found other vintage pics of this lift and it is actually quite high. There's a net under it in some areas.
Load More Replies...“This Is My Sister Graduating High School Back When You Had To Wait To Get Photos Developed”
I’m laughing way to hard at this. And where is mr. Censor? A*s is now an allowed word?
On a previous picture, hell slipped through in the comments multiple times lol
Load More Replies...“And this award goes to the a*s of the year… sisterly sister! Will you please join me onstage?”
My biggest question is what's with the bluebells in the foreground? A centrepiece?
A$$ of 1986? I'm sorry, but that's the first thing that caught my eyes.😆
“It’s Hard To Get All 4 Brothers To Behave For A Picture But The Oldest Sure Tried To Keep Everyone In Line”
I'm the oldest, and I still think I have middle child syndrome, what with my little brother and the puppy
Load More Replies..."Came Across Some Old Photos Of A Weird Looking Baby At My Parents' House. Found Out It’s Me At 4 Weeks. Thank God They Captured My Beauty Before I Grew Out Of It"
There's a reason why most newborn photoshoots are with their eyes closed/sleeping... they look a bit weird with their eyes open trying to find focus.
A bit weird? A BIT WEIRD?? This is straight up possessed
Load More Replies...It's hard to come to grips with the fact that the "weird looking baby" is actually you! Been there...
Me too, like the photographer was waiting for the eyes to stop rolling around 🤣
Load More Replies...I'm thinking about 5-6 months. Maybe OP was told 4 months and he heard 4 weeks... :/
Load More Replies..."Found At My Parents. Not Sure If I Should Laugh Or Cry?"
"My Great-Grandfather's Passport Photo From 1978"
No, no you never drink wine from the current year especially not a vintage. What he's drinking is a 69'.
Load More Replies...Uh, the 70's, I guess. I was there but honestly don't remember a lot. lol
Load More Replies...I'm surprised that was allowed. Usually there are very strict rules about what you can and can't do while posing for a passport photo.
“My Parents Just Got A Hot Tub And Were Very Excited About It"
"Therefore, my grandma hired a professional photographer to take a family photo in the hot tub. For some reason they posed with wine and candles even though the children were not old enough to drink… and sent it out to 150 plus friends as a Christmas card.”
Totally normal tub and sauna wear. Nothing bad or shameful about having a body, people.
Load More Replies...Getting a new hot tub is very exciting. I understand the need to share your news. I had a professional take pictures of me when I got my new washing machine. I set the scene with candles as well, but I had a cup of detergent instead of the wine.
That's brilliant! I really hope you used it as a Christmas card!
Load More Replies...Only comments seem to be about them seemingly being naked ...not the fact that a professional photographer was hired to take this pic 🤣 ... "You doing any weddings this week? " .."No..just taking pics of a family in their new hot tub"
“Thirteen Of Grandma’s Grandchildren Were In The House For A Couple Days Around Christmas-Time. She Was Pretty Exhausted”
If I came in the room and saw her like that I would first think OMG she's dead! Then I would go and give her a little shake to check...
Load More Replies...Poor nan looks positively had! 😆13 grandchildren, woo! Just hearing that makes me tired.
Holy moly! My mom only has 2 grandkids and she usually takes to her bed after a visit. :)
“My Dad On Christmas Morning"
Was the pack of cigarettes a gift? I remember that tinsel. It went everywhere and you always had to pick it up off the carpet and off your clothes.
And everyone had their own way of applying it. My mom would let us throw it or drag it on the tree and it would just stay wherever it landed. My aunt, on the other hand, was a bit more OCD, and it had to go on strand-by-strand.
Load More Replies...“Grandma Made These Wonderful Crochet Vests For Each Of My Husband’s Siblings. He Looks Strangely Happy About It. (Far Right)”
...and you get a granny square, and You get a granny square, and YOU get a granny square..
hey we had those too! (Newfoundland, Canada about 1973) fam333-62f...b496c3.jpg
He is a cutie 🥰 tbh I agree with Francis below, he suits the style Like one of them 80's kid models in my mum's magazine good housekeeping or something like that! BIG SHOUTOUT to Grandma for the sheer skill and effort on her part xxx nice pic xx
The bottom right dude has got the expression down. For a second I thought I was seeing my own expression in my screens reflection 😂, but no it was just that little dude
When James first saw hand-knitted jumper his grandma knitted for him he knew in order to maintain his macho image he had feign outrage. But secretly, in his heart of hearts, he was screaming "Fabulous"!
I bet it didn't. Grandma had skills. Those lil outfits were ready by Veterans Day. :j
Load More Replies...“I Received This Photo From My Dad While He Was Babysitting My Daughter. When She Found Out Grandpa Could Take Out His Teeth, He Let Her Wear Them”
"My 2001 School Photo"
"In order to perfect this aesthetic masterpiece, I put a massive amount of gel in my wet hair, then I bent over and swung my hair around and blow dried it upside down until the gel hardened completely… I got a little lightheaded each time, but clearly worth it!”
"There's something about Mary" was the first thing that popped into my mind
"Here Is My Dad With My Grandma In 1956 At The Snow King Chair Lift"
Apparently none....I've found two reports of people falling off but in both cases the unfortunate victims survived.
Load More Replies...Hell no ! This lady has nerves of steal !! I wouldn’t be able to get off the lift from shaking so bad
This looks ever MORE dangerous than the first posting of the same lift!
Chairlifts are no where near as high off the ground as they appear to be. The chair skims the incline of the mountain all the way to the top🏔️, so it's never more than a few feet above the ground.
Load More Replies...This one is worse than the first especially because a baby is soooo unpredictable with its movements!
That's what I was thinking! What happens if/when that baby starts to squirm around? Too scary for me!
Load More Replies..."Welp , I Found My Dad's Old Modeling Photos"
My mind boggles - exactly what product or service is your dear dad advertising.... 🤯
"My Dog Hanging Out In The Exact Spot We Tried To Keep Her Out Of"
“My Husband’s 1st Day Of School Dressed In A Cap That Looks Like A Helmet, Old School Glasses And White Socks & Sandals While Holding His School-Issued ‘Schultuete’ "
Cone shaped bag filled with nice new school untensils, sweets and little toys to ease the kids into the first day of school.
Load More Replies...No, it was done in Austria, too. At least in my days, in the later 1960's.
Load More Replies..."The Time My Brother Tried To Hop Over A Pole..."
Imagine if you had not had the camera ready! What a tragedy!
I was about to ask what the red thing was...poor, poor guy....
“My Husband Hid These From Me For Years, I Was Going Through Stuff To Clean Out Some Junk And Found Them Hidden And I Almost Died Laughing”
I would have these in various sizes for any major event he's privy to...years of laughs.
I had a ton of these from when I was about 14 ! Unfortunately I think I got embarrassed and threw out all but 1 and I regret it more than I could ever explain
"We Found My Wife’s Phone In The Toilet. We Weren’t Sure Which Of Our Three Kids Put It There...until My Wife Scrolled Through Her Pictures"
And they don’t give a f**k. Looking a bit disappointed that the phone didn’t go all the way down
“1993. My Siblings And Me (The Blonde) Got The Great Idea To Take A Portrait Of Ourselves For A Surprise Christmas Present For Our Mom. However, None Of Us Were In The Mood For Photos On That Particular Day"
I call shenanigans on this. There's no way 5 people would all look like this on a professional photo unintentionally.
Exactly. The photographer probably told them to do a "distance stare" type of look...those were pretty common then...usually it was just one person, side view, staring longingly into the distance. I had a similar one taken at Sears. Very early 90's. lol
Load More Replies...Every single person is looking in a different direction. It's like the camera person told them all to focus on a random point simultaneously.
“Christmas 2009. We Went To The Mall To Take A Picture With Santa And Seemingly Nothing Went Wrong… My Son Didn’t Cry, The Line Was Manageable But Santa’s Attention Was Focused Elsewhere”
“There’s A Reason Why My Sisters Were Accepted Into Private School And I Wasn’t”
In the us you need some test scores and appropriate grades in all classes and science Olympiad placements and recommendation letters. Oh and money
Load More Replies...The “woman” on the far left flew in first class from Chicago for the photo-op
"My Knees Kind Of Resemble Baby Faces In Utero"
“My Grandmother And Great Grandmother In The Early 90s"
Glamour Shots!! I remember when it was all the rage to get those done at the mall.
At the risk of downvotes I'll say it anyway. Great Grandmother makes me think of Gene Hackman in "The Bird Cage".
This looks like those boudoir photos we all had done back in the day. Just not with our grandmother
“This Is What Happens When Your Mother Chops Off Your Beautiful, Long, Thick, Crystal Gayle-Length Hair The Day Before School Photos In Grade 2"
At the age of 7, Helen moved into her own apartment and adopted 17 cats. She took an HR job with Vidal Sassoon and soon became vice president of bowl cuts. She retired at the age of 11, started selling counterfeit Easy Bake Ovens to girl scouts. Her present whereabouts are unknown according to the FBI.
My ex MIL chopped off my 4 year old daughter's never been cut hair into a short pixie cut while I wasn't there. I'd never been so mad in my life. It was beautiful healthy silky hair that was past her butt at the time. She found it "too hard to wash".
My own mother did that to me at age 12. I had long, gorgeously dark thick wavy hair. Nearly to my waist. A few days before picture day she tricked me into going to get it trimmed and styled. Ended up with a pixie cut because my mother had convinced herself that I couldn't take care of my hair. The fact that it looked better than hers was lost on her. I had serious trust issues for a while after that.
I unfortunately have a very similar picture of myself in either 3rd or 4th grade. It's somewhere tucked away in my parent's house. My mother denies ever cutting my hair that way. I remember the day it was cut and the trauma it cause until it grew out. I will not do more than trim my hair to this day lol.
“This Is My Brother And I At Christmas, 1965. I Was Only 6 Months Old And My Brother Obviously Thought I Was Annoying, If Not Repulsive”
Great taste in footwear! I love my own saddle shoes (blue on white with brick red sole); I especially love the looks I get from the unsuspecting public.
It looks like all kids when they were trying to smash the bowl down on the babies head and then the parents walked in and they had to pretend everything was normal… *pat pat*
And you get a bowl! And YOU get a bowl! Look under your seat...! EVERYBODY GETS A BOWL!!
Load More Replies...He looks adorable, a lot better than plastic athletic wear and Crocs, seriously.
Load More Replies...“When The Preacher Said ‘Kiss The Bride,’ My Four-Year-Old Decided To Put A Finger In My Butt”
I want to see the follow up picture where you told him that was not ok.
"My 2 Years Old Daughter Wanted To Sleep With The Skeleton In Her Room. You Choose Your Battles…"
Now, if your child starts climbing the walls and speaking in Latin I would run.
“During Our Annual Holiday Family Photo Shoot, We Wanted To Recreate A Cute One We Got The Prior Year When Our Son Was Just A Baby. It Didn’t Quite Turn Out Like We Hoped It Would….”
“Our Kids Had Experimented With A Few Different Balancing Acts And By The Time I Got My Camera Figured Out, Our Son Had Found A New Perch”
When people ask why I don’t want kids I can add to the list that I prefer a nap without my offspring standing on my face
Then what is that a picture of next to your name?
Load More Replies...“My Parents And My Little Sister On A Vacation In Croatia. It Was A Long Day And She Was Quite Tired”
“I Was Baptised When I Was About 10 And Yes, Those Are My Legs”
Thank god when I got baptized at 13 he just cupped a shitton of water in his hands and put the water on my head 🙂
"It Was My 7th Birthday And I Don’t Know Why This Is Happening..."
“My High School B-Ball Pic"
“This Is Me Back In ’93 At The Brantford Skating Carnival. The Show Was Beauty And The Beast, And I Was A Piece Of Cutlery (A Spoon)"
“My Great-Aunt Loved These Cookies So Much, She Apparently Had My Father Do A Photo Shoot With Them! This Is Arguably The Best Shot”
Me, too. They were so popular, they couldn't keep them in stock!
Load More Replies..."Snapped A Nice Picture Of My Dad Admiring A Gorilla"
"I Was Having A Great Time Going Through Old Pictures With My Daughter And Thought It Would Be Fun To Include My Mom So I Sent Her A Text Of This Hysterical Family Photo That I Had No Memory Of. My Mom’s Response To My Text Was More Amusing Than The Picture"
“Drawing By Me: Age 5”
"Me, My Little Sister, And My Girlfriend Meeting Santa"
When Satan's not available and you have to visit Santa instead.
"Just Me, Stuck On A Fence In A Diaper While The Neighbor's Kids Are Getting Their Kicks, My Sister Is About To Eat Dirt, And My Brother Is Creepin' Around In The Back"
Ahhh, the good old days when kids played outdoors without supervision and were allowed to wear diapers as an article of clothing....
Can we please talk about what the dude in the back has on their face? They’re looking a bit green there
"My Wife (On The Far Right) They Wanted To Dress Up As “Fun Clowns” And Ride Around The Neighborhood"
“My Ex-Husband Surprised Me After Work With A Birthday Cake"
"I wanted a picture of my son and I for the scrapbook so was leaning forward to get closer to him. I had not been to the hairdresser’s in 2 years and had age inappropriate hair at the time. The candles took care of that and luckily, my husband managed to put out the flames with his bare hands once he realized what was happening. Of course, he missed the shot of me screaming my head off. I’ve been going for regular trims since.”
I guess she just thinks that long hair is more for the younger women. Kinda like when you're older (over 40 maybe) and wearing a mini skirt or a mid drift shirt. I think it's the older generations that feel this way. Correct me if I'm wrong anyone, I'd like to know too. I'm just guessing.
Load More Replies...“This Photo Of My 6 Month Old Brother Was Taken On My Second Birthday. Apparently My Siblings Thought It Would Be Hilarious To Tie Balloons To All Of His Limbs And My Parents Were Just Like, ‘Whatever.’ He Was The Eighth Child, So I Guess By Then Nothing Mattered”
According to Google, it will take 1,143 balloons to lift a child. I am incredibly doubtful of that answer though. Without showing their work, I have no idea how big the balloons are, helium ratio, and certainly the term 'child' is extremely dodgy. Human child? What does it eat? Are we talking a baby (newborn-toddler), adolescent, (pre-school - pre-teen), or teenager (awkward mutant to smart a*s)? We're talking weight fluctuations from 5-10lbs to over 200lbs. While I'm sure 1,143 balloons will launch the average newborn of any nationality into the stratosphere (for the love of God, please don't do that to a baby) but tying 1,148 balloons to a football player or hotdog eating champion is just going to cause embarrassment for the poor pimply faced kid. (again, just don't. That's the origin story to at least 25% of 1970s supervillains.)
Load More Replies...“A Wedding Photo Of Our Very Big (And Very Small) Day”
The veil really does make her look like a shuttlecock.
Load More Replies...How many of this type of sexist photo's get taken. A marriage is and should be equal partners, this type of photo tries to show dominance of one over the other. I hate it.
lmao my brother had wedding photos of him and his wifes face superimposed into wine glasses n floating weirdly in the sky over the church where they were married n s**t like that and he has no idea how dated and awful they are 30 years later cz he actually brought them up in conversation last month and still thinks they are works of art that were created by some kind of magician photographer
No offence, but this looked like one of those bobble heads at first until I looked at the bottom and didn’t see the feet
"Our Annual Awkward Christmas Photo"
"Daughter Demanded Peppa Pig Get The X-Ray With Her"
"The Location For The Artwork At Our Local Skate Country Is Highly Questionable..."
And the Beware sign right next to the Pedoman water fountain. I didn't know this is why they call him the man of steel.
Looks like Batman has the same thing goin' on back there - his crotch is also at kid's-head level.
“We Were All So Delighted To Meet Our Little Niece, Erin”
“It Was The Summer Of ‘68 Or ‘69 And My Mom (Holding Her Cousin) Was In Las Vegas With Her Aunt And Uncle To Babysit Their Kids While They Went To See Sonny And Cher In Concert"
"Sonny and Cher stayed at the same hotel as them (Sahara) and were casually lounging by the pool one afternoon. Sonny obliged for a photo op with my mom and her cousin.”
No -one needs to see that low on a man's crotch in a photo 😂
Load More Replies...First of all,, OMG! Sonny was ripped!! Secondly,, the days when celebrities would just be casually laying out at the same "GRASS EDGED" pool as the common folks.. long gone
Miss the '60s and '70s... people were in shape and walked around half-naked
“This Miraculous Photo Is Of My Darling Dear Mother, In The 80s, With What Is Obviously A Cutout Of The Great Thomas Sullivan Magnum"
If she left her hand off his shoulder then I’d buy Mom was with Magnum
Other than the hand on the shoulder it looks surprisingly NOT like a cut-out. I guess the shadow was just well placed.
“The Whole Family Went For Church Directory Photos And The Photographer Decided To Be ‘Creative’ With Us”
Is being creative the polite way of not telling someone that they are a butterface?
"I Had A Lot Of Explaining To Do When My Parents Found This On Their Camera Roll. In My Defense, He Deserved It..."
"This Is A Picture Of Me (In The Front) And My Family"
"It was originally taken without my dad because my parents were having problems at the time, and so, in wanting a complete family photo, my mother added my dad – cut out from another picture – to it. In that one, his head was 3x larger than ours, facing the wrong way, and his shirt had been marked in with a sharpie marker. When my parents stopped having problems, she changed the photo of him to the one now there. This was also the time that my mom discovered MS Paint. She thought my sister was being disrespectful by wearing an Arachnophobia shirt, so using her paint skills, she whited it out. She printed this gem and put it up in our family home, where it remained on the wall for over ten years.”
“In The Photo Is My Grandpa Holding Me As A Baby In 1989"
"After grandpa retired, he started a side job as a clown, where he’d go to birthday parties and do magic tricks. He also often wore his boxing shorts from his days as a heavyweight boxer at Michigan State. He was dressing up to entertain the grandkids that day, and the boxing/clown combination certainly made for an interesting photo.”
“My Brother Put All He Had On The Dance Floor The Night Of My Parents’ 1987 Christmas Party”
“My Family Owned An Internet Service Provider When I Was Growing Up, And This Was Our Big Promo Shot”
Have you heard about our Lord and Saviour, the Word Wide Web?
Is there a way to add the AOL "dial up" sound to the photo?
Load More Replies...“My Husband Was Taking Pictures The Entire Time. This Is When They Started To Sew Me Up And Apparently The Most Opportune Time To Take A Selfie”
why would she be awake? if they had to sew her up, isnt that major surgery, them cuttinto her stomach?
I believe most cesarians the mother is awake but slightly sedated, but it could also be they are stitching her up after an episiotomy.
Load More Replies...ye cz they always wait until your epidural has worn off before they start to stitch you up. just incase you need to do an 'ouch' for the gram
“This Was Taken By A Professional Photographer For My Dance Class In The Late 90’s. Disney Clearly Missed Out On A Star And Her Power Stance”
“Having Your Photo Taken With Thomas And Friends Seemed Pretty Simple"
"You select the engine you wish to be in the photograph, stand in the blue circle, press start button and stand for 5 seconds. But my son wouldn’t remain in the painted circle and so i held him in place at arm’s length so as not to be in the photo myself. When I walked into the souvenir photo shop, the staff were in fits of giggles and this was why.”
If the mum is holding him in the circle and therefore believing she is out of shot ..then it probably wouldn't have been that great if he had of stayed still anyway.
“My Grandparents In Hawaii In The Early 70’s. And No, That’s Not Grandma On The Right. She’s On The Left Giving The Stink Eye. If Looks Could Kill, That Hula Girl Wouldn’t Live To See Her Next Luau”
“In 1998, I Was 7 And This Was A Show And Tell. I Told My Classmates, ‘I Went To Africa Over The Weekend And Petted A Lion.’ I Lied”
this editing is pretty good, only thing obviously wrong is the shadow
“The Capacity Was 6. . .we Fit 13”
Grandpa is thinking about how much he would like to be anywhere but right there at that moment.
"Had To Renew My Driving License; Thanks To The Idiot That Stamped My New License, I'm Now Quasimido"
I would keep it. There's a good chance that an officer, seeing this photo, will be letting you off in a ticket due to laughter
Verified “My Sister Found These In Reject Pile From A Childhood Photo Shoot, But We Think These Should Really Have Been Chosen For The Living Room Wall
Bet me a quarter I can throw this thing up in the air and catch it? OK, double or nothin
“When My Husband Was A Teenager, He Got A Phone In His Bedroom With A Caller Id, Which At The Time Was A Big Deal. This Is My Husband’s Dad In The Photo Because He Wanted Some Photos Taken To Show Off The Phone”
Not to mention the ceramic statuette to the right of the phone... :)
Load More Replies...Looks like my brother's wall. I think he also had the Farrah poster on the ceiling...
“This Was Me In First Grade. My Mom Convinced Me To Cut My Hair ‘Like Demi Moore In Ghost”
I had the same hideous haircut for my 1st grade graduation. Also done by my mom😭
” My Daughter Meeting Ronald Mcdonald Back In 1992 When She Was Three”
“When My Father Got Remarried After My Parent’s Divorce, My Mother Went Through The Family Albums And Cut Him Out Of All Of The Family Photos. Using Scissors Became Too Labor Intensive, So She Switched To White-Out”
Why I didn’t know your mum used to be married to Casper the friendly ghost! Impressive
“My Italian Grandfather On His First Trip To Hawaii”
“My Daughter In Bonbon Land In Denmark, 2004”
BonBon is a candy brand in Denmark that deliberately gives their sweets names like 'Dog farts', 'Duck s**t', and 'Elephant balls'. But it's quite delicious and hugely popular with young kids and the humor at that age. They opened up an equally popular amusement park.
woahhh this had to be done intentionally...scrolling on the phone I was SURE it was NSFW
“My Husband, His Mother And Sister. My Mother-In-Law Thought She Was Being ‘Artistic'”
“My Kids Learning About The Pigs And The Bees”
Whole new meaning to porking. I'd lie and say they were playing ChooChoo Train.🚂🤭
Why lie? There's nothing gross or wrong about animal reproduction. Sex is perfectly natural. It shouldn't be treated as such a taboo. You don't have to give them the gory details at a young age, of course. But there's nothing wrong with just saying "They're making baby piglets." And leaving it at that.
Load More Replies...“Being A Mom Isn’t Easy So While You Try To Get One Kid To Sleep You’re Also Playing With Another”
“This Is A Picture Of My Wife On Our Wedding Day. I’m Not Certain How She Got Her Leg To Do That But Needless To Say She Is Quite Flexible"
When I was young and flexible I could swivel my feet almost all the way backwards. It did tend to freak people out a bit...
She has her back to the camera and then swivels her torso to the front when the photo is taken.
Load More Replies...Was she giving you a taste of what was gonna go down on the Honeymoon?
I think that first honeymoon night was very interesting to say the least!
“This Is A Photo Of My Mom, My Brother, Myself, And My Soon To Be Born Younger Brother"
"I’m awkwardly in the hockey equipment on the bottom left. A family friend talked mom into having us all pose for this photo. It went on to win some sort of award in a Newport, RI photo show. It also hung in our house while I was growing up, which made for some awkward moments when friends came over."
“Our Family Is Italian And One Of Our Favorite Traditions Has Always Been Having Stuffed Artichokes On Special Occasions"
"When my first daughter was born we decided to take a family picture with the newest addition to the family with my cousins...and artichokes. I think it’s clear from the photo that my daughter was the only one who found it a little odd.”
I would not allow an artichoke anywhere near an infant! I tried to cook one once, and it bit my fingers. I came to the conclusion that anything as mean and aggressive as the artichoke is, obviously does not want to be eaten, or even handled, and therefore should not be eaten or handled. It's definitely too dangerous to be around an innocent, defenseless baby! And I will die on this hill.
“My Wedding: August 2004. In What Has Become Known As A “Family” Thing, Men From His Side Shed Clothes As The Night Goes On. This Is Me And My Husband’s Uncle About Halfway Through Our Reception At A Local Restaurant/Bar”
This list made me so happy!!! I've been feeling shitty after an operation and it feels so good to laugh!
These were great! But I must say I'm surprised at all the white couches with kids on them. Mine would look tye dyed in a week! Hahahaha!
Laughing 100 times a day is equivalent to 15 minutes of cardio exercise. So I got about 7.5 minutes of cardio exercise. My heart thanks this post. My stomach and cheeks do not.
This list made me so happy!!! I've been feeling shitty after an operation and it feels so good to laugh!
These were great! But I must say I'm surprised at all the white couches with kids on them. Mine would look tye dyed in a week! Hahahaha!
Laughing 100 times a day is equivalent to 15 minutes of cardio exercise. So I got about 7.5 minutes of cardio exercise. My heart thanks this post. My stomach and cheeks do not.
