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No matter how serious a company might look to outsiders, on the inside, you’ll always find someone subtly goofing about and having a laugh. Humor is an inseparable part of being a human being. So it makes sense that our desire for comedy, quips, and good old sarcasm doesn’t go away the moment we clock in. 

Bored Panda has collected some of the most powerful photos of humor and sarcasm in the workplace, from all around the internet. From witty notes and funny printouts to hilarious posters, these pics are perfect for sending to your coworkers—preferably during their coffee breaks or right before they have an important deadline. Scroll down for your dose of workplace sarcasm and inspiration.

We got in touch with workplace expert Lynn Taylor, who was kind enough to share her thoughts about the importance of laughter when it comes to motivating staff, as well as the limits that should be placed on humor at work. Read on to find Bored Panda's full interview with Taylor, the author of the bestseller ‘Tame Your Terrible Office Tyrant' and the host of a popular blog on Psychology Today.

#1

New Office Neighbor Has A Very Sensible Office Door Policy

New Office Neighbor Has A Very Sensible Office Door Policy

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hitex
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I also want to be notified if there's a dog, regardless how stressed or busy i am! Priorities!

Caffeinated Hedgehog
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The dog is leading a revolution to bring you coffee... Oh, it's also on fire.

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Corlissa
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes tis the doggy I need to see

glowworm2
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The dog is the most important reason.

Rob Tobi
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"there is a dog" ... this should be first .. then coffee lol

The Doom Song
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"There is a dog" Yep that is definitely a matter of urgency

Sue Denham
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are bearing chocolate: Enter immediately. If door is locked or otherwise obstructed batter it down, smash through it, I don't care what. Chocolate!

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    #2

    I Found This At Work Today

    I Found This At Work Today

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    Little Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who read this in their head with the Bob Marley tune?

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶I shot the printer...but I did not shoot the copier 🎶

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen a sign that says approach calmly Printers can sense fear.

    pamela nichols
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it, sarcasm approved wholeheartly!

    Lyop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh my gooood, .....I'm dying🤣🤣Brilliant!

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! Love this! I too, will bestow our work printer with a new name... Bob Marley!

    Narelle Hussy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha im now singing this in my head

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    #3

    Coworker Made This For Me. I Guess He's Trying To Send Me A Message

    Coworker Made This For Me. I Guess He's Trying To Send Me A Message

    CrazyChrain Report

    Sven Horlemann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was deliberate... this is brilliant.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In whatever way can this be accidental?! I don't get it.

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    Mr. Nurse Man
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "I" in the word "TEAM" is hidden in the "A" hole and acts like a dîck.

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate it when people say there is no "I" in "Team"...then watch their face as you say "Team' in languages where an "I" is included

    CascadedFalls
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a french word for team that has the letter I, " Équipe."

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    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is "tea" in team and if you're not serving any I'm out!

    Justin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There might not be an 'I' in team, but there is a 'me' tho

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    According to the expert, there are many upsides to bringing humor into the workplace, no matter what the person's position in the company. However, there are some limits that should be adhered to.

    "Even in the job interview, hiring managers often want to be assured that the candidate can be relaxed enough to roll with the punches—and possesses some level of levity. It demonstrates that the applicant doesn’t take things too seriously, and can remain calm under pressure," workplace expert Taylor explained to Bored Panda via email.

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    #4

    A Coworker Got Tired Of People Asking Where Ed Is

    A Coworker Got Tired Of People Asking Where Ed Is

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow someone is still going to mess this up

    SourQueen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why you were downvoted. It made me laugh, it's so true!

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    Caroline Kimber
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUT, what if you DO know where Ed is, even if he's not sitting over there?

    Bylee Victoriqua Malox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still don't want to be bothered. Go find Ed yourself...I'm busy with a million other important things or secretly reading manga. So even when I do KNOW where Ed is? I still don't.

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    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dept did this as people kept coming in and asking if so and so is around. Since they were not at their desk, we had no idea where the person they were after was.

    Claire Bailey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I reckon that's really Ed's desk.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just stop bothering poor Mr. Polar Bear.

    Jonathan MacFarlane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the option, "Possibly, but it could be the boss and I'm not interested in taking that chance."

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a very similar chart taped to the back of my chair after getting fed up with being asked dozens of times a day where my coworker was, as if I was his keeper.

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone got tired of people asking him about Ed

    Socks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ed be popular / a single point of failure / go on walkabout a lot.

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    #5

    This Is In The Office Bathroom Where I Work

    This Is In The Office Bathroom Where I Work

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    Mayra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s cold in here

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey wow, it DOES hide that camera very well!

    KitKat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Performance anxiety in 3, 2, 1...

    TheGoodBoi
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have one that says: "Players with shorter baseball bats, stand closer to the plate."

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bodyshaming is bad. Unless it's men's penisses, then it's hilarious, apparantly...

    Mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would enjoy working with these people.

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    #6

    Winters Are Tough For Slower People

    Winters Are Tough For Slower People

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    Mycroft1967
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't have to outrun the bear- just have to outrun you.

    Cat lover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why u have to go with slower co worker 😌

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    Mimi La Souris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    polar bear needs to eat too. bybye Ed, we liked you

    Gimme that Cash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHA! Or a boss you hate. *wink wink*

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go with 3 coworkers, turn that 50/50 chance into a 75% chance.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other hand, for a non-hungry polar bear a tasty 4-person meal may be worth getting up for where a single skinny snack he'd not bother.

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    Mr. Nurse Man
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Polar bears are my favorite animal.

    ⋆sunxflower⋆
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plot twist: you are the slower coworker

    Jacky Newman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read "stoner" at first 🤣 but it would work either 😅

    DarkViolet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could supply the stash, but the polar bear might join the party. Come to think of it, that should prove to be very interesting........

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    Jonathan MacFarlane
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or dress in white to camoflauge with the snow. Follow for more 100000000000000000 IQ tips and tricks. (Joke it's a joke.)

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living in black bear country could be tense, especially when it was "cub season", but polar bears are a whole 'nother level of tense living.

    Mylittlecorgi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preferably a co-worker who runs slower than you do.

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    "Once on the job, humor can accomplish a great deal: 

    • Humor breaks tension barriers, which can often arise in a workplace setting. It offers a more objective, healthy perspective on issues; that work is part of life—not a 'life sentence.'
    • Levity makes the job more fun. People should look forward to their work life. By engaging in a little humor, employees can be themselves, as they create more business friendships.
    • Humor helps increase productivity and employee engagement. When people get along and show their more human side, motivation and productivity increase. On the flip side, a rigid, serious work culture can make it difficult to produce optimal results.
    • Humor has been proven to increase knowledge retention. Countless studies show that the brain is more receptive to information when humor is injected into the subject. As humans, we are drawn to laughter, and undoubtedly, this increases the level of interest and ability to learn, especially in a work environment."
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    #7

    After A 50+ Email Chain With All The Men At My Company, We Decided It Was Only Fair To Have A Shark Tank In The Bathroom If The Women Got An Orchid

    After A 50+ Email Chain With All The Men At My Company, We Decided It Was Only Fair To Have A Shark Tank In The Bathroom If The Women Got An Orchid

    Our office manager listened, and this is what showed up on monday morning.

    milkandrelish Report

    SheDeM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys already have EVERYTHING! The ladies got.... a flower that blooms once a year for a few days. The jar of plastic sharks probably still wins.

    Erica Knapp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true!!! The problem is that women didn't get to have a 50+ email chain to see what we could come up with, someone else made it "nice" lol

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want that in the ladies room too though. Those sharks are so cute.

    Lame Llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It shows that the world is run by a world of perpetual kids

    Maarten VP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bowl is to small for the amount of sharks

    Lady Kat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But hats off to the office manager for the great selection!

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    Ruth Harper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally I'd rather have the sharks.

    Guy Bare
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In response, I, in the name of all the women in my office, demand a mini-giant squid tank.

    Mermeow Overlord (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have a job, but when I am old enough, I will want an octopus tank in the gender neutral washroom! 🐙 (or a Nintendo Switch with Splatoon on it)

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    nm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please explain Shark Tank vs Orchid.

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the exact same set of sharks

    Ash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not only is it cute, but it's low-maintenance!

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    #8

    This Brightened My Day At Work

    This Brightened My Day At Work

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    Stefan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re not my real ladder! YES I AM! (early 2000s Eastenders reference for the Brits here)

    Darryl Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah I watched this as it aired. The duff duffs are iconic.

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    Mayra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You’re not my real stool either!”… eww

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you're a stool pigeon for making that comment. still, upvote

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    vennyp0o
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was steps made of poo. 😑 I need to stop coming to BP as I go to bed...

    Tiddlez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god one of the HR ladies were here at work and she asked me for a stepladder and my absolute dirty smooth brain went "what are you doing, stepladder?" And she's like "what?" And I'm just "nothing..."

    KLackajis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only they had steps,not escalators...

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    #9

    Someone At My Work Is A Realist

    Someone At My Work Is A Realist

    Begna112 Report

    Ezigma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more interested in the candy bar bouquet for $10 on the sign next to it!!

    Oskar vanZandt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the gift all the others can pitch in for when the chosen one of the group goes to visit the parkour casualty in hospital...

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    Mr. Nurse Man
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chest compressions are incredibly important to learn. 30 compressions at 2 inches (5cm) deep just below the sternum, at a rate of 100-120 compressions per minute. And if it helps, and you know the song, do it to the rhythm of "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We forgot to hire the actors for the band aid station, let's do parkour! 2f8c0f9491...1b446c.png 2f8c0f949168823a10441f227d1b446c.png

    Bylee Victoriqua Malox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically doing stunts like jumping over walls or climbing buildings for fun.

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    Taylor, the author of ‘Tame Your Terrible Office Tyrant,' explained that levity is an important factor in motivating employees. "It creates a friendlier environment where people want to produce their best work. When a manager uses humor, it is a reminder that 'we are all in this together,'" she said.

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    "Humor and humility are qualities highly sought after by employees in a manager. If your boss can laugh at themselves, it demonstrates to the team that no one is infallible. It counters the all-too-common expectation of an authoritarian management style."

    #10

    The Coffee Maker At My Office Was Out Of Order

    The Coffee Maker At My Office Was Out Of Order

    gem_bug Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey, if it doesn't work for me then it's not going to work for the coffee pot

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It wasn't so much the personality - it was the 'but'. 'BUT she's got a great personality', people would say, and then they'd take pains to explain that beauty was only skin-deep, as if a man ever fell for an attractive pair of kidneys."

    Jonathan MacFarlane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright, I've been sitting here for two minutes trying to think of an applicable joke here, but I don't really know. I can't brew it.

    Dominik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the real question though: is it a keeper?

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like theres a red flag burning

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    #11

    Saw This At Work And Thought You Guys Might Appreciate This

    Saw This At Work And Thought You Guys Might Appreciate This

    Snubber_ Report

    Booker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth in advertising

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dangerous. Batteries that are "empty", are usually not 100% empty, just too empty to be used by devices. But they can still get short circuited by coming into contact with metal (like other batteries), overheat and cause a fire.

    #12

    Here Is A Sign I Saw At Work

    Here Is A Sign I Saw At Work

    crunch465 Report

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody hasn't read "The day the crayons quit", I see. Here it's read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=489micE6eHU

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    However, the expert shared that even though humor in the workplace can be a great motivator, it can, at times, be used inappropriately. So there have to be some common sense limits.

    "For example, humor that’s used at the expense of others, is insensitive or offensive, will generally backfire," Taylor pointed out.

    "Levity is a good thing as long as it is well-placed and well-meaning. You can be witty and not sarcastic. You can be funny and not hurtful. Humor used to bully or embarrass others will ultimately be a detriment to anyone’s career," she told Bored Panda.

    "A good rule of thumb is to exercise caution if you feel your words may be taken wrong. Better not to experiment at the risk of offending others. Use humor with good intentions."

    #13

    Spotted In The Washroom At Work

    Spotted In The Washroom At Work

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    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the briefest moment I thought you were implying 6.4 meters and was both impressed and confused

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine just putting your mouth over it as it activates. Like drinking water from a spray bottle.

    HellyHacka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A really carcinogenic bottle!!! Pls do not. Or do. I don't mind.

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here is another coffee-related. From another post. The smell is great, but the taste is awfull!

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have one in our office bathroom. When it goes off, it makes the same sound as if you were unscrewing the cap on a carbonating drink bottle (that fsss-unscrew-unscrew). I thought a ghost was in there with me because it was right behind me and I was the only in there.

    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez... wrong place, wrong time... unless it is motion activated?!

    Brittany
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once using the restroom at work when a woman came in and sat in the stall next to me. She was talking on her phone, and all of a sudden I heard this loud hissing noise and a heavy mist started falling on my head. Then I hear her saying, "This bathroom always stinks so bad!" She was spraying Lysol all over the place. I hurried out of my stall, and as I was leaving she was still spraying. It was pooling all over the walls and toilet seat of the stall next to her. I don't know how she could breathe with all that.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these dispensers are placed in the worst spots... I always listen out for the tiny beep they emit before sending out a plume of sh1t-masking deodoriser.

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just remove the thing. These are so bad for people with breathing problems. I had to be given special dispensation to be allowed to use the disabled toilet at my work's old building because the new spray gave me an asthma attack every time I went to the loo. It was a nightmare. (edit: now places are installing them in the disabled cubicles too. Just for fun, putting something hazardous to health in the space that is supposed to be accessible)

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    #14

    Office Participation

    Office Participation

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    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What... do you get if you don't survive...

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least everything isn't a Zoom call now! Simple phone calls over COVID could have easily been done with a 2 minute phone call

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'd go through so many of these at my job

    Sue User
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just as bad are email threads that should be a meeting.

    Cassidy Moore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the company spend money on these thinking it would be funny instead of paying people more?

    hitex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whomever created these ribbons is genius! I hope they change colors so you can 'collect the rainbow!'

    Andy Zbinden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    since emails are being ignored...

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I get several dozen of these? Asking for a friend.

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    #15

    My Office Held An Easter Egg Decorating Contest. I'm Not Artistically Inclined, So This Is What I Presented

    My Office Held An Easter Egg Decorating Contest. I'm Not Artistically Inclined, So This Is What I Presented

    A Master Thesis in Minimalistic Design, 2018
    Medium: Egg
    "As we stare into the blank abyss of whiteness that coats the egg's surface, we are forced to look deep into our own souls, to discover what the vast blankness represents to us. Yet we are also forced to imagine what is missing, what could be filling the blank space. It is our own creative conscious that is the masterpiece."

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    any rei
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With this beautiful description I wouldn't say the person isn't artistically inclined.

    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend bet me I couldn't break an egg by closing my hand around it. I won, but I lost. The ceiling lost, too.

    Margaret H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like it was written by a Master of Visual Arts student.

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This artwork speaks to me.

    Rigor Moreno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're probably will be good with Lit.

    GoldfishCrackers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be an art history major. They are the only ones truly capable of such poetic, free flowing bologna.

    John Murphy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rich people will pay a million+ for this

    Socks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes yes, robbing from the first page of the A level art students' joke book. Keep up will you

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    Humor benefits us so much, frankly, it’s ridiculous! For starters, there are numerous physical benefits to laughing often and hard. Verywell Mind notes that laughter stimulates your lungs, improves your heart health, and can ease your discomfort. Meanwhile, Deborah Serani, Psy.D., explains on Psychology Today that laughter can reduce even chronic pain.

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    Not only that, but laughter is great for distracting you from whatever problems might be looming over you at the moment. It’s hard to stress out about those five unfair work deadlines when you’re giggling at your office BFF’s quips.

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    Speaking of stress, laughter can reduce the levels of the stress hormone cortisol. This means that laughter helps strengthen your immune system. What’s more, good jokes can give you a fresh new perspective on things. Yes, things at the office might seem unbearably tough, but if you manage to find the silver lining and keep your optimism, then you’re miles ahead of your coworkers.

    #16

    So They Installed A New Coffee Machine At Work, And Before Anyone Could Use It, I Placed This Sign On It. Best Three Hours Of My Life

    So They Installed A New Coffee Machine At Work, And Before Anyone Could Use It, I Placed This Sign On It. Best Three Hours Of My Life

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is evil! We did that to a host with a paper towel dispenser. It was 15 years ago and no-touch dispensers were a new thing.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the rumor is that they still standing there to this day, shouting at it? / s

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    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pure evil genius! *evil cackle*

    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The buttons raise suspicion... towel dispenser better.

    Socks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very good. Lots of fun to be had.

    Paul Collucci
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have love to say back and watched that 🤣

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    #17

    Forever In The Friend Zone

    Forever In The Friend Zone

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    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dating at work no bueno.

    Miss Mali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed, my now husband of almost 30 years, kept his attraction to himself until my last day on the job!

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just be friendly and maybe they'll open up eventually.

    John Wiseman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same person wrote both notes. I feel cheated.

    David Bowlby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, there are more cans in the sea

    Porpoisepower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than the tetanus shots I had to get after some very nasty cuts.

    #18

    I Found This On My Break Room Table At Work

    I Found This On My Break Room Table At Work

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    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to think of other emotional bases to cover...

    Mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ✅️ and the horse you rode in on!

    Ubiquitous
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the most versatile word in the English language!!

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy forking c**p it didn't get censored. (Anyone else watching the Good Place?)

    DarkViolet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did THEY hire Samuel L. Jackson?

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    Laughter is also a wonderful way to bring people together. If your colleagues are super serious all the time and barely ever crack a smile, you might start wondering whether you’d be better off jumping ship or searching for greener pastures. People spend a huge part of their lives at work, so it only makes sense that they want it to be pleasurable.

    Trading quips and making witty comments can help you forge strong friendships with your coworkers. On top of that, a bit of quality, well-timed humor can make you seem more human—that’s especially helpful for managers who may want to have more down-to-earth work relationships with their staff.

    It helps a lot if your workers see you as someone who is empathetic and approachable, not someone who’s a soulless, faceless corporate drone who only cares about profit. At the same time, you don't want to create the impression that you don't take anything seriously, either. It's a fine balance.

    #19

    My Friend May Have Way Too Much Time On His Hands

    My Friend May Have Way Too Much Time On His Hands

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    Lady Kat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nahh… the GOP is still arguing over just now many packs of rubber bands they need so they missed the window to add ‘em into the Defense appropriations bill so they had to reject it…

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, which one of you knew me at work?

    CascadedFalls
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did he aquire that many rubber bands? Did this guy just bring a 500 pack lol. Also, that must've took some effort, I couldn't do that without the rubber bands snapping

    SourDizzle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still more productive than politicians

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The moon needs a few more rubber bands

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    #20

    This Was In The Office Today

    This Was In The Office Today

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    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    General Akbar: It's a trap !

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows ACME traps always fail. Take your fill and watch as the perpetrator gets crushed

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe, look for a snickering coyote before taking one.

    Abel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The letter FREE is really suspicious

    White Sauce Hot Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In lieu of year end bonuses, the board has opted to provide an employee appreciation lunch.

    Aaron W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Touch the candy and you fall through a trapdoor, straight into the back of a waiting van.

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My office jokes that if anyone wants to poison us, all they need to do is put free food in the lounge. We'll eat it even if we don't know where it came from...

    Wendy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really did laugh loudly, getting a visual of Wile E.

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    #21

    Our Office Fridge Today

    Our Office Fridge Today

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    Miss Mali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Debbie is up to her old tricks on her new job!

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “One of these containers is laced with poo. Choose wisely.”

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to get a lockable lunch box. Yes, they exist.

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Theft is still a crime isn't it - Looks like we really do need cams everywhere - selfish pigs.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way back when I worked in an office, hot sauce wasn't as in vogue as it is now. I would purposely cook dishes with hot sauce and, amazingly, it kept co-workers from stealing my meals. During the trial and error phase, I even had the pleasure of hearing a few yelps from the thieves.

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    Of course, there are obviously limits to humor. While comedy is important—and we’ll be the first to defend this—the workplace can’t revolve just around giggles and sarcasm. Work really does need to come first. To oversimplify a tad, the better your results, the more flexibility you have in how much you can clown around.

    If you manage to get things done well and efficiently and you’re generally well-liked, then you can get away with joking around more often. On the flip side, if all you do is fire off joke after joke without getting anything done, then your colleagues will have far less patience with you. Ideally, you want to seem optimistic and good-natured without disrupting everyone around you.

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    #22

    I Was Told The Office Had A Great View

    I Was Told The Office Had A Great View

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    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a package outside for you.

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this not a great view? I'm not complaining....

    Ash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it DOES have a great view! I see England, I see France--

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I blush easily ... and I would be red forever.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They weren't exactly wrong. 🤣

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    #23

    Nearly A Year Ago, My Coworker Needed Stitches After An Avocado Toast Accident. I Made This Sign For Her, And They're Still Updating It

    Nearly A Year Ago, My Coworker Needed Stitches After An Avocado Toast Accident. I Made This Sign For Her, And They're Still Updating It

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    Dominik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "While it might sound like a laughable term, what's being dubbed as avocado hand is a very real injury from improperly cutting the fruit. In fact, emergency departments are seeing an increase in this type of wound, likely a result of the popularity of the superfood" (nm.org)

    Lame Llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also probably due to that it's the only time they handle a knife in the kitchen.

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    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geoff walked over to the sign in a gentle and delicate way, scrubs out the 320 and replaces it with zero, returns to his seat and sit on a rubber ring.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cut my hand with a serrated knife while buttering a tortilla for my child. The waiter laughed nervously and said "oh no, please don't sue us like that lady whose kid had his teeth knocked out tripping over the gum machine!" I smiled and said yeah, that was me too. The machine's splayed legs were partially blocking the doorway and my son's two front teeth were broken off in the ensuing fall.

    Steph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this accident is what I think it is: happened to me 2009 whilst camping in Yosemite. Had the knife going through my left palm…. and had to explain the ranger, this accident was not related to my husband, who was yelling at me due to his own panicking…

    oddly_informed_raven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my second grade teacher stabbed straight through her hand trying to pit an avocado. no I don't know how

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a food cut accident but still a worker related incident. Maybe 2 or 3 years ago had a coworker cut his arm pretty bad. One of the containers where I work need a little dap of glue to holds the metal ring that holds the cap in place.. The bottle of glue he was using was nearly empty, Instead of asking for a new bottle of glue, he decided to try to cut open the bottom of the bottle with a jack knife. The knife slipped and he end up cutting his arm real bad. Had to be taken to a clinic or doctors office to get stiches. The cut was properly at least 12 inches long or maybe longer.

    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've worked in ER and am dying to know what the injury was...

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be avocado hand - I work in medical translation and I've definitely heard of it. It's when someone uses the blade to tap the avocado stone to remove it from the halved avocado. They then slip (the stones are spherical and naturally very slippy) and the knife goes into the ball of the thumb instead.

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    Kelley Baltierra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know avocado cutting is dangerous, believe me. I've been fortunate never to have that happen

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably cut hand trying to get the pit out.

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    #24

    One Day, The Office Smells A Little Like The Ocean. The Next Day, This Appears On The Microwave

    One Day, The Office Smells A Little Like The Ocean. The Next Day, This Appears On The Microwave

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    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "One fish, two fish. Red fish, blue fish..."

    George Costanza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, let people eat what they want to eat. Me thinking something doesn't smell great shouldn't stop someone else from enjoying their food.

    Josie Bisbano
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. I've seen others being harassed about their food, especially fishy or vinegary odors. I'm very sensitive to smells, so if I don't like it, I can just eat somewhere else. I have also discovered some wonderful home-cooked foods that are foreign to me, because a coworker was eating it near me. Policing foods other people eat on their breaks seems a bit totalitarian.

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    Painted Dog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so Swedish fish are ok. *grins in Surströmming*

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Sweden. I like fish. I like gummies. But Swedish fish suck.

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    Justme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat cold fish at the office all the time. I’d never microwave it though!

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get American's hatred of fish at the office. It's a food just like anything else. Might as well tell people not to heat curry or anything with onions or garlic. Kitchens smell like food, just accept it.

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chocolate fish ok if you're Kiwi

    Wendy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to solidly agree on this one!!

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    There are also common sense limits on the types of jokes you should be telling at work (or, well, anywhere else). Of course, this will depend a lot on your company’s culture and how close you are to your coworkers. For instance, you shouldn’t be bombarding someone you’ve never met before with endless witty insights. Build the relationship up a bit first before flexing your humorous side.

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    Similarly, you really do not want to alienate the office because you’re trying to ‘impress’ everyone with your spicy comments. That means that you should definitely avoid humor that might be offensive or discriminate against others. Raunchy jokes are also off the table in the workplace, as are quips that are deeply mean-spirited or could be interpreted as bullying.

    #25

    We Have A Door In The Back For Emergency Fire Department Access, And We Figured We'd Open It And Check It Out In Case We Need An Escape Route

    We Have A Door In The Back For Emergency Fire Department Access, And We Figured We'd Open It And Check It Out In Case We Need An Escape Route

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    arthbach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop by the fire station, and casually mention it. (grin) Then stand back and watch the fireworks.

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a weakened area of wall here the fire department can break through to trapped people without the risk of the building collapsing

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what bothers me the most is that the poster has been there for a long time judging by the dust, and the problem is still not solved

    C.S. E.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It hasn't been solved because it's not a problem. It's not an exit. If it were an exit, it would have a sign stating so.

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    Tim Fawcett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at the door - it has screw locks so not intended as an escape - it requires tools to open it. I guess access to ductwork.

    Shaun Coleman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... I would make an anonymous call to the fire department inspection people.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a joke (the second sign)? It might be a knock out panel. Note it does not say Fire Exit. It says emergency fire department access. Which might mean it is a place on the outside they bash through with their axes / hammers if to insert hoses / access if the usual routes are unavailable.

    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... how did this pass inspection?

    Will J Dochartaigh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Firefighter access, perhaps to a blind shaft as required by code. Read the sign slowly or have it read to you - It does not say EXIT.

    AG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fire department access is not the same as emergency escape route. There is no indication that this should be used in an emergency so why would anybody think it was?

    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are they not having annual Fire Department inspections?

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    #26

    Broken Pepsi Machine At Work

    Broken Pepsi Machine At Work

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    hitex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cookie Monster is eating the coins - this is hilarious!

    Tessa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They made a real effort! Love this!

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    Amity_Calamity
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do not feed the vending machine, I repeat do NOT feed the vending machine!

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many times have you put money in a machine, it didn't work, so you put more money in and got the same results?

    Billy Harrelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stumbled upon a Pepsi machine once that was jammed full of coins. Grabbed a plastic knife and started moving it around in the slot. Walked away $6 richer and with a drink.

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    #27

    Debbie Needs To Stop Stealing Other People's Food

    Debbie Needs To Stop Stealing Other People's Food

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    Amaree Matthews
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the orange juice MIGHT be Debbie's...

    Corlissa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then Debbie tries it and its expired

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    kitten levels tokyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lack of apostrophes makes me think the label maker is declaring that these packages do not composed of tiny people named “Debbie”.

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the signs were all written by the same person. Why do they have so much stuff in a shared fridge?

    Lynn Reese
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I noticed that too... but it's possible that this person was ticked off and for anything in the fridge that they knew for a fact wasn't Debbie's, they put a note on. It's a passive-aggressive way of saying "F You Debbie," while also putting her behavior on blast for everyone else to see. I know this, because I would do this if pissed off enough. The other option would be to find anything that you know belongs to Debbie, check the expiration date, and then throw it in the trash, knowing that she planned on eating it still.

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    Carbonel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Debbie steal everyone’s ability to use an apostrophe too?

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never steal someone's food, like not even think to

    AS
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Debbie! Someone feed the poor dear!

    thomas farney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First time I began as a part of the medical officer, I brought a few Cokes. At lunch. One of my cohorts took one and never returned.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was the boss, I would put such a sign on Debbie's desk or work station.

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make a REALLY hot sandwich with peppers like Carolina Reapers. Don't label it. One bite and she won't steal any more lunches.

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    When it comes to humor, everyone’s tastes are a little bit different. Some folks genuinely enjoy darker jokes and don’t even bat an eye at edgy social commentary. However, others might feel offended and even report you to HR or their superiors. So it’s best to keep your humor at work light, neutral, and friendly. If you’re ever on the fence about a witty comment, it might be best to keep quiet, smile, and nod along.

    We’d love to hear which of these workplace pics you enjoyed the most, dear Pandas. Were there any that inspired you to write any funny notes at your own jobs? Swing on by the comment section to share your thoughts. Oh, and if you’d like to share how you keep your spirits up and approach humor at your own jobs, we’re all ears!

    #28

    Our Facility Manager Solved All Of Our Confusion With The Bathroom Lock

    Our Facility Manager Solved All Of Our Confusion With The Bathroom Lock

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    DarkViolet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't poop WITH your enemies; you poop ON your enemies. Rookie.

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    Booker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good manager. Instructions are clear and concise!

    xczechr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can this possibly be confusing? When you enter, change the lock to the other position. Unless you crawled under the stall, I suppose.

    Panda Boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 o clock: poop on the door frame.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised the employees have the common sense to find the toilets. When unsure if a door is locked, test it by turning the handle.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only there was some way to turn the handle and check to see if the door is locked.

    Tiddlez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Competitive crapping with co-workers

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    their manager thinks they’re dumb 😅

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    #29

    When You Request A Wall Clock For Your Office, But Your Boss Is A Dork

    When You Request A Wall Clock For Your Office, But Your Boss Is A Dork

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your boss is awesome.

    Aiw Aiwou
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd probably have to quit if this happened in my office (I work from home)

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    Nancy Marine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A. Everyone needs a boss with a sense of humor like this and B. This is so flippin' hilarious!

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The boss just got this, so he can make lame jokes when you think you're going to be late for work, but are Justin time.

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an 8th Amendment violation in the US. Cruel and unusual punishment.

    El Howard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least nobody is going to steal it!

    ViFi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um sir is that a hole through your crotch- 😭 rip justin

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else think this was giant? I should start this business of making giant watch clocks.

    The CareTaker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    had one like this. without JB on it, I always thought it was so cool~

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    #30

    Gingerbread Competition At Work

    Gingerbread Competition At Work

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    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know of a couple of engineering firms that are going to see this on their kitchen counters soon...

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on! Get some gingerbread contractors so this can get done.

    Socks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you have plenty of time for excuses eh?! Get yourself into politics

    #31

    Unexpected Humor At Work

    Unexpected Humor At Work

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    Dominik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone can have some valuable extra exercise by carrying you piggyback

    Lame Llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont think many of our disabled colleagues wants to get a piggyback from another person they work with. It's kind of intimate and also humiliating!

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    Barbara Kayton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not funny if someone is disabled 😳

    Jods
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Office building had 4 floors. Was provided with a portable stair lift thingy for wheelchair users. Not one single member of staff within that building was told how to use it. Good job we only had fire drills and not the real thing.

    Janine Hunt-Jackson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a wheelchair user, I resemble this sign!

    laura lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you sir have the day off

    Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I decided a couple of years ago that I cannot be trusted with the proper use of stairs. I fall up them. Down them. Over them. Under them. You name it, I've fallen. Now I avoid the stairs and have half as many mysterious bruises!

    David R.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't realize elevators cold write, understand English or carry pens. I'll be damned.

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    #32

    Office Recycling

    Office Recycling

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    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Andre and Danny beg to differ...

    Seth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not putting a recycling bin next to every trash bin is asking for this sort of anarchy.

    Shgshthx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaand, you have to walk back, so at least double, not to mention the likelihood it will still end not getting recycled.

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    #33

    I Found This At Work Today

    I Found This At Work Today

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    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pff... the coffee at my work will disintegrate your utensils.

    bas moelard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends how strong that coffee is

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now want Coffee and Walnut Cake

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would eat coffee? Unless it’s coffee grinds that accidentally got through the filter. Not good.

    #34

    Our Office Candy Guy Left Us A Note

    Our Office Candy Guy Left Us A Note

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    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a dispenser that charges coins.

    SheDeM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me. That was me. Apologies kind sir.

    Susan Holm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was the Designated Candy Delivery Person when I worked as the receptionist at the Quaker Plant in Missouri. Not being extremely nice to me made me hide your favorites, so you never got what you liked

    Tamara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an office candy guy?

    #35

    My Coworker Floored Me With This Tidbit Of Info, So I Had To Shame Him

    My Coworker Floored Me With This Tidbit Of Info, So I Had To Shame Him

    Iam_Sancho Report

    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a guy in IT who didn’t know what Star Wars is.

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    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this even humanly possible ???

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My...god! How is it...even...POSsible...for you to...DO your...JOB, you...imPOSter?

    bas moelard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you not know captain Kirk is from Star Wars!?

    Mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better check those references

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    #36

    The Coffee Machine At My Work Broke, So Someone Decided To Let Management Know It's Time For An Upgrade

    The Coffee Machine At My Work Broke, So Someone Decided To Let Management Know It's Time For An Upgrade

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    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage.”

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the years matter too. Getting old is not for the faint of heart. If I had known I was going to live this long, I would not have had such high mileage :D

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    Sina Tallio
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a Bunn-style drip machine...as far as I know, they're basically indestructible 🤔 my guess is people just don't know how to use it (it has to be pre-filled & heated before using, then you just add another pot to keep it going, etc) or everyone is just accustomed to Keurig/Tassimos now 🤗

    Sans Serif (Sans)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "as far as I know, they're basically indestructible" -- My thoughts as well, Sina! Used Bunns still sell for good money. Sounds like user error!

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    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good ol' Indy. Violently enforcing the entitlement of empires.

    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for Harry. And coffee.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just contact the British Museum?

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    #37

    Going Away Cake For A Much Loved Coworker. He Will Be Missed

    Going Away Cake For A Much Loved Coworker. He Will Be Missed

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    hitex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤗 aw, I'll miss u guys too

    Pandasizing World Peace
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suggested this writing on a cake for one of my coworkers who is leaving. No one else in my office has the same sense of humor as we do on Bored Panda.

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Guys, I appreciate the cake, but I'm still here for another six months."

    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cake is gorgeous and I want to eat it.

    Lady Kat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly they cared because each letter was piped twice: once with rainbow frosting and for extra emphasis, white frosting…

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nicest thing you all have said to me! 😭

    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abandonment issues are tough.

    #38

    I Needed To Prove To My Coworker He's A Deep Sleeper

    I Needed To Prove To My Coworker He's A Deep Sleeper

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many iterations before he woke? Picture, picture in picture. Picture in picture , in picture, how many loops beferore dude woke up?

    Lucy Cope
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man straight outta texas

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's too late to even try to think about this

    Jccaidc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't the pic have no sign on him?

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first one didn't. The second one did. Too small to discern if there were more than 2. [Edit in case you're still confused: They took a photo of him either with no sign or a blank sign. Then they printed that off, put it on him, and took another photo. They may have also printed THAT one and put it on him to take yet another photo...]

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    #39

    It's My Coworker's Last Day, So We Made A Pillow For The Office To Remember Him. He Wasn't Happy

    It's My Coworker's Last Day, So We Made A Pillow For The Office To Remember Him. He Wasn't Happy

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmaoo he has the same expression on the pillow

    Aiw Aiwou
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Realized that someone will be farting in his for the foreseeable future

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    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have been worse... they could have imprinted his face on the seat cushion.

    El Howard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Six out of Seven Dwarves aren't Happy!

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have captured a piece of his soul and damned it to remain in the office, forever.

    Bob Hayes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, Richard has always hated being called D**k.

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    #40

    My Colleague Got Stung In The Mouth By A Bee. Our Boss Framed The Stinger And Left It On His Desk

    My Colleague Got Stung In The Mouth By A Bee. Our Boss Framed The Stinger And Left It On His Desk

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    The CareTaker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    funny enough I Love playing with bees~ (well honey and bumble bees) you just get a lil cap of soda or sugar water and they go to it, after a few times they come back and will land on you, just dont be scared, if your calm, as in, slow breathing, no rapid heartbeat, you can put a finger by them and they will just climb up on you, they feel so so soft, and there lil pitter pater of feet is just so fun, As long as you are calm they don't really care what you do, you can even just toss them in the air and they will fly away! I went to a party a few days ago(aunt bday) and while everyone was inside i was out playing with the bees and taking videos, my brother (highly allergic to them) came out and as one landed on his back i had him freeze and gently pulled it from him/let it get on me, and told him go on in, I just love bees~

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes aside, this is amazingly well done.

    hitex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did this happen 😳

    ILoveMySon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister took a drink from an open can at a picnic and a bee entered her mouth.😨 Thankfully, she didn't get stung.

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    LJS
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    That's a picture of a wasp

    Ephemeral Mochi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a bug expert but that is a picture of a wooden frame with a photo of a bee in it

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    #41

    Daves For Life

    Daves For Life

    "Yes! My name is Dave. Thanks for the free drinks! Daves 4 life!!!"

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    Michael Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a similar thing at my workplace only it was Don, and poor new guy missed his lunch because who knew there were three Dons working there

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Dave. For a certain period David was an extremely common name. it is short, easy to spell and pronounce and it means "beloved" so perhaps that added to it. Or maybe back then a lot of moms were crushing on some artist named David. Not sure

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Dave is stealing drinks, you need to spike one of the drinks with like a very hot sauce or salt and or pepper and watch Dave's reaction.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Jokes on him. They were drunk the night before and refilled with pee

    #42

    My Boss Gave My Coworker A New Monitor. He Didn't Get Caught Doing Anything, He's Just Blind As Hell

    My Boss Gave My Coworker A New Monitor. He Didn't Get Caught Doing Anything, He's Just Blind As Hell

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great that they’ve made reasonable adjustments for him, but he has no chance of sneakily reading BP in work!

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure he can, just not fullscreen, unless he wants to share with everyone.

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    SmooshieFries
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's going to need sunscreen and sunglasses to sit in front of THAT!

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *looks at the 32" monitor on my desk*. Well now...

    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Playful and thoughtful! 🤣🥰

    Lady Kat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Hey boss! Can you check this email before I send it? No, don’t bother to get up, I’ll just make the font a little bigger…”

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to outfit my desktop with a flat screen TV as the monitor because of a degenerative eye disorder.

    Five Years
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now everyone can read his NSFW's.

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    #43

    How To Prank An Office That Just Got A New Copier

    How To Prank An Office That Just Got A New Copier

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    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This... would be easier than the towel dispenser...

    SirWriteALot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The logo at the top really sells it!

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many people were trying very hard not to laugh when someone tried this.

    ._.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The disclaimer tho💀

    ILoveMySon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol...I didn't read it until your comment.Thank you.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it is so well made!!

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very clever and authentic-looking design. This would have 99% of the people I work with madly putting in helpdesk tickets to IT because the printer wouldn't respond to them.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I have any regrets for my time as an office volunteer, it's not leaving a sign like this on computer components. I would've at least got a laugh in before being asked for help.

    Matthew Gobbell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The actual product website with the fake extension is icing on the cake.

    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, what's wrong with pushing a button?

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    #44

    My Boss Emailed Me And Said: "I Think We Should Get This For The Conference Room"

    My Boss Emailed Me And Said: "I Think We Should Get This For The Conference Room"

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    Adrian Scarlett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which moron put the far left one is wrong?.?

    Booker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'll only stop the whining if there are tasty snacks.

    down quark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actual photo of Congress (real)

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha I didn't see the bottom I thought they were laptop holders but wasn't sure why..now I see the full picture thank you comment context

    El Rey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it could be useful in the Parliament.🤔🤔🤔

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby feeding table for feeding multiple babies at the same time, used in nurseries

    Lawrence
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk what I'm looking at.

    Passerby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is a table for babies. The yellow thingies are seats for babies. I could be wrong though.

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    Hey!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just sent a WhatsApp to my kids with the picture: I'm so ready for a table like this! PS we are the proud grandparents of a 5-month old granddaughter and we know it will probably the only one. We have 3 adult children and we know where they stand. It's just a joke.

    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would make a nice multiple-choice candy holder.

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    #45

    Sometimes Your Coworkers Are Jerks

    Sometimes Your Coworkers Are Jerks

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    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just evil. I can't imagine how hot those peppers are. Lol

    Full Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dip them in chocolate and I'd scoff the lot!

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes of course they are........ from Cambodia

    Dawn Lambert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Produce department left a basket of Scotch Bonnets in the lunch room with a note saying "TRY ME! Spicy"

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd definitely go for the riper, hotter red ones.

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    #46

    My Office Is A Fun Place

    My Office Is A Fun Place

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    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mgmt was just asking for it.

    Amina Wijntje
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not??!! What is the reason?!!!

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! Revolt against your dictator

    Pandora
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's got something to do with faces, I guess...

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    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they didn't respect the candy's boundaries I'd be happy to put the basket on my desk, it wouldn't need to be there for long. ;-)

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easier to find the one you like this way...

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful. The mgmt might take the candy away. Be appreciative of what you have.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would dare dump out the 2 pm slump fuel?

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    #47

    Please Do Not Print Large Jobs. Or, By All Means, Please Do

    Please Do Not Print Large Jobs. Or, By All Means, Please Do

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Takes photo of inside of loo*

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my nephew was about 6 he printed a page entirely black, just to see what it looked like. It got gradually lighter as the ink ran out, unlike my Brother in Laws face that got brighter red as he had to fork out for a new cartridge. Side note, boy is extremely bright, common sense? Not so much.

    kitten levels tokyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For any IT guys who don’t know who Captain Kirk is, the man in this photo was named Steve Jobs.

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    #48

    I Left A Banana At The Office Overnight And Found It Like This The Next Morning: "Here Lies Banana, ?-2021"

    I Left A Banana At The Office Overnight And Found It Like This The Next Morning: "Here Lies Banana, ?-2021"

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    artist: "That will be $120 000 dollars!"

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why this is so funny, I've teared up.

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would taste sweeter..what a long stalk!

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no excuse for a banana at work - they stink, and this one more so with being overly ripe.

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    #49

    My Coworker Handed Me This And Walked Off Without Saying Anything. I'm A Guy

    My Coworker Handed Me This And Walked Off Without Saying Anything. I'm A Guy

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    hitex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well does he have nice t**ts?

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he need to be super special and have tits? Doesn't he need something like a wildlife keeping permit to have them? Having canaries is nice, too! 😉

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    Surenu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always take time to praise people's tats, it took a lot of money and pain to get them!

    Whiskey Tango Delicious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have a small chirping birds at the office?

    Leta Schoeller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Completely un-sarcastic, nice calluses! People who work with their hands are amazing!

    Nezuko-Kamado
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    A B C the Third
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TITS, BP, TITS! Stop censoring the punchlines of the jokes, goddamn.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As obesity continues, more men need a bra. And I'm talking about those sturdy old Jane Russell bras. You young'uns can Google it.

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    #50

    April Fools Prank At Work

    April Fools Prank At Work

    EzioAuditore74 Report

    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is with great pride that I've seen this and acted upon it before to respectable success. Highly recommended!

    Almarako94
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhh, i'd try to find out how close i need to get to active it and act like a jedi waving my hand and saying "Paper Towel" just to mess with others.

    Alan Jay Weiner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you time it right, you can ask for a towel and reach underneath (to activate the sensor) and it'll look like it did respond to your voice...

    Seth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dispenser will remember who didn't say please

    DumYum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really hate the voice activated prank.

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best to speak up and clearly

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    #51

    This Sarcastic Note At The Office

    This Sarcastic Note At The Office

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    Mayra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I *stopped by to thank you and correct your spelling

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    #52

    I'm The Only Male At An Office Full Of Women. I've Never Seen A Whole Dessert

    I'm The Only Male At An Office Full Of Women. I've Never Seen A Whole Dessert

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    SheDeM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sharesies! I'll just take a sliver of this, a crumb of that, the tiniest, paper thin slice of the? other one. Awwwwww, who am I kidding? Load me up!

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bag them up and serve them up the next day with a note saying "No more until you finish eating these"

    JoNo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is this office that provides desserts? And, more importantly, can I get a job there?

    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What animals does OP work with?

    Steph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste! Shameful! I bet I can guess the country! And ironically it‘s one that has a big problem with obesity. 😥

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with a guy who did this, someone would bring in a dozen donuts and in a half hour there would be 11 like this.

    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sharing is caring! Sweets, bacteria, viruses, drool...(yeah...I know...)

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    #53

    I Found This On Someone's Desk In The Office

    I Found This On Someone's Desk In The Office

    barnso1 Report

    Amalie Jaye
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crow Under No Teddy Someday look at capitals

    hitex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trophy of excellence! I would obviously display this - it's 100x better if it was actually given to & not made by the owner!

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    #54

    America's Favorite Cable Company Installed A New Box In Our Office. I Have No Idea Why They Have Customer Service Issues

    America's Favorite Cable Company Installed A New Box In Our Office. I Have No Idea Why They Have Customer Service Issues

    PurpleCircusPeanuts Report

    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First there actually has to be service.

    Rinoboyrich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the front of the TV melting?

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so not right, it’s hilarious! 😄

    Flbeachbum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well ya know that person has a masters degree 🙄

    #55

    I Asked My Manager What Skills I Could Work On, And She Handed Me This

    I Asked My Manager What Skills I Could Work On, And She Handed Me This

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    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know how to interpret this. Is it passive-aggressive a-holery?

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think there was anything passive about it. Sounds like the manager is a first class a-hole.

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    irissii (she/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is just not true though. i can't do any of these things without way more effort than they should take.

    Lame Llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    This is where you should chnage your attitude. See pt 6.

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    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does office culture always expect you to do more work than you're being paid for?

    Angi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    11. Getting paid what your worth.

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they all require effort, some have a more natural affinity to it than others. so that jackass can shove this note up their a*s

    AG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asked and answered, I'm not mad

    scotty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skill is something that can be acquired through practice as KiwiTriviaKween says below. So with some effort, one can improve and find a better job elsewhere.

    Flbeachbum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The doing extra is a hellĺlll no

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