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These are rough sketchbook doodles I did of cute greeting card style illustrations. With offensive words in my handwriting.
The idea was to get some feedback before I polished them up in photoshop. So, I uploaded them unedited (and leaving many with punctuation mistakes etc) and unexpectedly the album went viral on Facebook! I've had a great response, some of them feature British slang words and phrases that Americans have trouble with ha!
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#1
Final score:
234points
Sam The Eagle 7 years ago
Cats are my favorite animal but i don't like this cat because it is rude and i hate rude people. Also if that cat was my pet and it said the f word at me i would smash a brick through it's head
Phil Wall (Submission author) 9 years ago
Thanks. Glad you needed to leave your opinion instead of just moving on to something you like. Have a nice day dude.
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James Mays 9 years ago
Set the purpose for the lesson by explaining that people send greeting cards for many reasons. Share a greeting card that was sent to you with the class. Thanks to this for information http://www.eliteglasscards.com/
Teresa Lewis 9 years ago
It is crass but I knew a few people I'd love to to have sent copies of this to but it's too late now.
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#2
Final score:
206points
Laura Miller 9 years ago
This might be my favorite card EVER and I've only just started reading.
Teresa Lewis 9 years ago
Ideal card to send to somebody who disses your dreams and makes sure they don't happen.
#4
Final score:
169points
Sam The Eagle 7 years ago
alternative version: your face makes babies cr--oh wait, babies cry when they are upset. heh heh. (*runs off*)
#6
Final score:
163points
Linda Ford 9 years ago
Sorry to break in on your counseling session. Card is cute to give to someone you trust. Right, predecessor junior psychologists?
Elizabeth Roads 9 years ago
I forgot to add the fact you WILL be back in jail in 12 days..all because you failed to do a lousy 28 hours of community service in 3 months!! Daddy can't buy you out if this one..SO, I am assuming this will be the 6th xmas in a row without you here! No need to do any shopping this year! Don't feel bad..it's your choice!! Have fun. Know I will always LOVE you but so disappointed...we said Goodbye to your brother just under 9 years ago...and what have you done??? The same same thing that killed him! I know this for a fact..someone you partied with has been keeping me informed since you don't tell the truth and don't feel bad for your hoices. I am so SAD...when people ask..what's your daughter up to..I respond with getting high everyday..Its her priority and her prerogative.!
#8
Final score:
141points
#9
Final score:
127points
Kat Cartwright 9 years ago
These should be made into square cards that can be distributed as needed. Even stickers!
#10
Final score:
121points
Merrill Moser 9 years ago
If you have to ask, then you don't need to know.
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#11
Final score:
105points
Allison Woodfill 9 years ago
I hope when you go to jail for posting all these s****y for nothing pictures that you'll become someone's b***h!!
Phil Wall (Submission author) 9 years ago
Why would I go to jail for posting these? Get a grip!
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99points
Toca Lab elements 7 years ago
Stop supporting if there was poop all over your garden what will you do
Sam The Eagle 7 years ago
Alt version: Roses are blue, violets are red, actually they are not i pooped on my garden lol. I did that cuz i am bored. I should do something else instead. *Runs off*
#13
Final score:
93points
zombii 9 years ago
It is not offensive, it is honest. Newborns are ugly. When I was a newborn I looked like a red, hairy, wrinkle bag.
Sam The Eagle 7 years ago
Oy! That is not nice to say to babies! You seee an innocent newborn who is doing no harm and is seeing the world for the first time, and you call it ugly? Stupid. Newborns can't defend themselves. They can't even MOVE! imagine if someone said that to you when you were a baby!
Malicity D'Obscura 8 years ago
My BFF and I have been laughing at all of these, but this one had us in hysterics. Can't wait til the next baby comes into the world,that I need to welcome!
Sheena Darcy 8 years ago
I need a physical copy of this one bc I sent a screen shot of it to my husband literally moments after our daughter was born. He was holding his first born child for the first time and his phone goes off w/ my ringtone, so he takes out his phone, sees its a pic message, and im sure assumes it's a beautiful moment that I captured of the two of them. When he opened it and saw what' it really was we both almost died laughing. Me literally. After 38 hours of labor I hemorrhaged and went into shock but not before I got to laugh at the realization in his eyes that she really did looked like a nutsack w/ her weird pink wrinkly skin 😂
John Thelin 9 years ago
The most offfensive thing about them is that the creator doesn't understand the need for a vocative comma. "I didn't buy you a present either c**t" does not mean what the writer thinks.
Phil Wall (Submission author) 9 years ago
Like I explained in the article I uploaded these rough sketchbook drawings to Facebook for some feedback on the best designs, unedited and raw. They aren't the finished products. Many have mistakes, the printed versions won't.
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#14
Final score:
92points
Phil Wall (Submission author) 9 years ago
Lol...f*****g hell. C**t! C**t! C**t! C**T! Am I in jail yet?
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#15
Final score:
91points
Helsa Ardino 9 years ago
I would actually like to give this to someone who would understand the humour :)
shealynnjoyner 9 years ago
would love to give this to meh friend gavin hehe he is like a brother to meh
#16
Final score:
73points
#17
Final score:
72points
Susanna Vesna 9 years ago
My cat pissed on my bed several times...I now think it's def better than glass & fire ants! :P
#18
Final score:
71points
Sam The Eagle 7 years ago
I SHIP THIS DOG WITH THE CAT WHO IS PUTTING DEADLY CRUD IN MY BED!!!!!!!!
#19
Final score:
69points
Alma Delia Sánchez Lira 9 years ago
Jajaja I dunno but I find all these cards really funny! ^^
Sam The Eagle 7 years ago
the pug who is baking me a cake loved the cat who is putting things in my bed so much they got married and had 728168368362862842684683636368 kids they were cat and dog hybrids this ghost was so jealous he set the cheetos factory on fire and the cat freaking died and caillou got grounded
Robert Morson 9 years ago
See, most of these are about what a terrible person the recipient is, but this one really says more about the sender.
Cynthia Price 9 years ago
I know this quote... I can't remember which comedian it was, but I've definitely heard/seen it.
Phil Wall (Submission author) 9 years ago
It's my words. I didn't hear it anywhere. Put it in Google.
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Final score:
69points
Sam The Eagle 7 years ago
Hey you should make a TV show about these animals the 1st episode will be about the "i made a cake" dog dating the "i put stuff in your bed" cat. The "Welcome to parenthood" dog set the Krusty Krab on fire and pushes this yeti off the roof of a Walmart. Everyone died. The end
#21
Final score:
60points
Cynthia Price 9 years ago
This one is awesome, and I don't think most of my friends would find it offensive--they'd get the joke. Yes, we have f****d up senses of humor.
#22
Final score:
46points
#23
Final score:
44points
Sam The Eagle 7 years ago
Actually, never mind. His whole face should be censored.
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#24
Final score:
42points
#25
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42points
#26
Final score:
39points
Hayley Lightcap 9 years ago
Why, just why did you have to bring politics into this?
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#27
Final score:
37points
#28
Final score:
35points
Robert Morson 9 years ago
I believe this is missing some punctuation. Shouldn't it say, "...existence. Happy, d**k face?"
Phil Wall (Submission author) 9 years ago
I explained in the article these are rough and there's loads of punctuation errors (some are just English slang though). I wasn't expecting to go viral. These were just sketchbook doodles that I didn't edit.
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Terri Van Deusen 9 years ago
I have a horrendous c**t that I would love to send this to.. any way it's actually possible to purchas this in real card form?
Bob Snow 9 years ago
Just print it out dude. Who cares if it's copyrighted? Those c***s deserve it Screw them :D
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#30
Final score:
31points
Pandora Brown 9 years ago
I should sent this to those A-holes who post selfies with dead animals they shot.
#33
Final score:
25points
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Amanda Panda 9 years ago
I don't know how I feel about this, such a dichotomy of emotion, adorable cute images and then the captions. It reminds me of the movie TED.
Branden Hart 9 years ago
I agree. Subjective and everyone has a right to opinion. That's the thing about being an artist. You get both sides. All good. Keep creating
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Doge_Is_Derpy 9 years ago
OMG THIS IS SO CUTE !! I really liked the unicorn one ( maybe gonna give it to my sister XD )
Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
A lot of people like them, you don't have to. It's subjective humour. Not everyone will like it. Why stop and leave a comment? Move on to something you do like. I don't feel I need to drop by your page and leave comments, I don't care.
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Anna Salerno 9 years ago
This artist sure gets his feelings hurt if you don't care for his art style. I've seen many cards that make a statement without vulgarity.
Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
Yeah my feelings are really hurt Anna. Hah 😂 I like being vulgar sweetie.
Load More Replies... Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
Hah. A lot of people like them, you don't have to. It's subjective humour. Not everyone will like it. Why stop and leave a comment? Move on to something you do like. I don't feel I need to drop by your page and leave comments, I don't care.
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Amanda Panda 9 years ago
I don't know how I feel about this, such a dichotomy of emotion, adorable cute images and then the captions. It reminds me of the movie TED.
Branden Hart 9 years ago
I agree. Subjective and everyone has a right to opinion. That's the thing about being an artist. You get both sides. All good. Keep creating
Load More Replies... Doge_Is_Derpy 9 years ago
OMG THIS IS SO CUTE !! I really liked the unicorn one ( maybe gonna give it to my sister XD )
Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
A lot of people like them, you don't have to. It's subjective humour. Not everyone will like it. Why stop and leave a comment? Move on to something you do like. I don't feel I need to drop by your page and leave comments, I don't care.
Load More Replies... Anna Salerno 9 years ago
This artist sure gets his feelings hurt if you don't care for his art style. I've seen many cards that make a statement without vulgarity.
Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
Yeah my feelings are really hurt Anna. Hah 😂 I like being vulgar sweetie.
Load More Replies... Phil Wall (Post author) 9 years ago
Hah. A lot of people like them, you don't have to. It's subjective humour. Not everyone will like it. Why stop and leave a comment? Move on to something you do like. I don't feel I need to drop by your page and leave comments, I don't care.
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