Someone Tweets, “Introduce Yourself With The Wildest Feedback You’ve Ever Received” And 50 People Don’t Hold Back
Professional feedback is one thing, but there is a special breed of person who thinks that they have some special knowledge about you that they just have to share. For your benefit, of course. At best, it’s annoying, at worst it’s so wildly off-base that you have to wonder what fantasy world they inhabit.
Content design consultant Amy Hupe started off a viral Twitter thread when she shared the most ridiculous feedback she had ever received in a creative way. She asked people to introduce themselves with the offensive things clients, coworkers, and managers had told them when trying to be “helpful.” So upvote the worst examples and comment your own terrible feedback stories below.
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What. If you have something to say you should be able to say it, and if you responding quicker then the men hurts their ego, then what are they? 5 year olds?
Both scientific reviews and many of the examples listed here together disprove the notion that experience and education will somehow stop a person from saying something deeply stupid or rude to a fellow professional. One study indicated that in scientific peer review, aka how most of our research is disseminated, people will still get personal attacks from anonymous peers (hence the term peer review). This tends to happen to women in male-dominated fields or people with feminine-sounding names. It seems that being a literal scientist isn’t enough to prevent childish prejudice.
Giving useful feedback is a skill in itself, but the main predictor of its usefulness, or lack thereof, often lies on the receiving end. If the receiving person expects judgment of performance, they are less likely to actually absorb the feedback. If the feedback is perceived as a side effect of a learning experience, they tend to perform better. This has been demonstrated in a 1995 study where two groups of students were made to solve math tasks. The first group was simply told this exercise was to help them learn, the second group was told it was designed to measure their knowledge. The first group performed better.
I hope your reaction was reporting him to HR for threatening your life!
Take heart. I had it said to me by my own SON! (Happy note - since then, I have lost nearly 100 pounds, only to prove my son wrong. I'm not gorgeous. I'm old. And a Mom.)
Obviously, a smart adult will understand that feedback will happen, regardless of context. Australian academic Phillip Dawson has a few strategies he suggests to make even genuine negative feedback feel more “toothless” and, as a result, be more effective. He recommends allowing oneself to feel whatever negative emotions we naturally feel when hearing something bad. Anger, despair, whatever, just get it out of the way. Then note down whatever was said so you can learn from it when you are in a better headspace.
Equality for women is very important and something I very strongly agree with and support. It’s something going strong now, but should’ve already been common place 60 years ago. Let’s face it, men have a history of dominating women. Speaking as a man, if it wasn’t for women, there would be no men in the world.
Now, that about the many elements of useless and downright offensive feedback shared here? A true optimist would perhaps think that the feedback-giver is just trying to be helpful, whatever that means. But the focus on specific negative traits could point to the classic psychological fallacy of projection. Basically, a person who can’t really deal with their own flaws and insecurities will just “project” them onto someone else. So if a person is very concerned about their own body image, they will be the first to point out what they think might be wrong with your body! And if you are wondering, what does body image have to do with professional ability, then you are one step closer to understanding the bewilderment of some of the Tweets here.
People who don’t know you don’t get to choose who/what you are/aren’t.
homosexuals, heterosexuals, transexual, bisexuals, pansexual, and asexuals are humans. Humans are who they are. Being different is good. Being indifferent from everyone is bad. Change is good. I am a heterosexual 14 yo male. I am pro-human. I believe that humans should not be repressed for who they are, or what they are, or who they where.
Well, at least they begged and didn't simply, you know... ensure that you suddenly had to do everyone else's tasks and backed up work since you obviously "had too much time on your hands"
Now, if the feedback-giver and receiver share a similar issue, field or experience, there is an argument to be made that the data could be valid. However, studies show that, for lack of a better word, the “projectors” tend to not absorb external information and just work with their own experience. Hence the downright useless and generally offensive feedback, as their primary motivation to give it comes from waiting to feel better about themselves. Simply put, projection is a defense mechanism and you are the unfortunate soul caught in the crossfire.
Sounds like the sudden feedback of "You don't sound quite right for the part of the white cheerleader"....after they see my picture and see I'm not Caucasian (and this is for a Voice role... aka: no one ever sees you). Raised in Canada, (unfortunately) can't speak any dialects of my ethnic background...yet... they... 'hear an accent'. Uh huh. I'm sure you do...
All told, it’s a pretty silly mechanism, since at best it just distracts the person from their own issue for a little while, all while sabotaging a potential relationship with another person. It’s particularly dumb because projection is a pretty well-known and documented psychological phenomenon, as a result, it only makes the person’s insecurities stand out even more. Our brains can recognize patterns and if we see someone always talking about other people’s bodies, professional abilities, or anything else, it’s safe to assume this topic is on their mind for a reason particularly, when they conflate these things with feedback. Because, as mentioned before, projecting makes them momentarily feel better about themselves, and “giving feedback” is, they think, a good way to do this without unmasking themselves.
Another teacher both ignoring a disability AND trying to stomp the drive,life, and creativity out of a young person...charming.
Any accomplishment a woman has, this line is always sputtered out. My old manager cried about how I must have slept my way to the top when I got promoted over him. I had suffered under him for almost 2 years so all I said was "You probably lost our because you're throwing a tantrum" in the most deadpan voice. And yes, our boss did hate that guy's guts and said he spent too much time talking over doing his actual work. He also passed off 50% of his duties to his employees to finish.
I know not everyone involved in hiring practices is a bad person. I have to just assume that the laws or company policies in place on workplace diversity just scare them into shady hiring practices sometimes so the numbers look good. At least I imagine that is true. Anyone out there involved with it that can correct me if I'm wrong?
Seeing as it's the norm now, it's not that big of a deal. Back in the 80's though... Jesus, we were all crucified for existing. That's the difference.
Welcome to womanhood where your ability to be taken seriously depends on your dress sense....
Okay, so...you should never just let people push you around even if they are "in a position of authority" (of course respect should be earned), however, if someone is in authority over you (ex. in an office setting) if you blatantly disregard anything they ask of you because you disagree with it then yeah you're not really going to get anywhere
So they are saying her voice is too sexy? I would love to hear a sexy voice teach me history!
Hahaha, a nice change from being told to smile more. I have resting b***h face
Keith, you should have made it clearer that you make yourself unavailable to your workplace when your wife is in labor, because I first thought you were unavailable to your wife while she was in labor.
I kind of love some of these for great insults to use, if you can't find a good moment to say "You appear so bright and intelligent, yet your so average really"
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Hi, I’m Dominic and apparently I’m faking being autistic because I “don’t look disabled”. Also I’m annoying when I talk but I should also branch out to others more
Hi, I'm Chariot, and I don't need antidepressants, all I need is prayer.
Hi I’m EFH, and my womb will feel empty and I won’t fulfill my life’s purpose if I don’t have children.
Hi, I'm VB and I'm too funny to be suicidal, too charming to have social anxiety, and too fat to wear this outfit.
Hi, my dad told me I was to dumb to go to college. * I am a degreed mechanical engineer with a computer science minor.
Hi, I’m Mulberry Juice and I need to stop being too excited because it’s unbecoming
Hi I'm Monday and my voice sounds too young for anyone to take me seriously!
Hi I'm Alex and I'm too pretty and young to be in a wheelchair and also to clever to be as disabled as I am'
I am GirlFriday, and I had better marry a stupid and rich man because that is the only hope I will have of a halfway decent life. Said to me by a high school teacher.
Hi, I was told by midwifery lecturer when I was training at uni that there was 'something fundamentally unlikeable about me'. I left the course and it took me 10 years to get any small amount of confidence I had back. I'm now a successful, happy (well-liked) nurse. I often wonder if she has any idea how damaging those words were.
Hi I'm crow and I'm a pervert because I use the men's bathroom! I'm also going to be a school shooter because I'm trans <3
Hi, I'm Phoebe, and I need to marry someone dumb but reliable because otherwise my children will be autistic, and that person needs to be rich because I'll never be able to support myself otherwise. Thanks, dad...
Hi, I am Kathy. I am too idealistic and should accept that exploitation of other humans and man made destruction is inevitable. To wish for anything more is to live in a "dream world".
I'm Shawnna. I'm the reason healthcare is so expensive in the US. This was said by my boss, a father of 7, where I was the only woman at lunch with 10 guys. I'm powerful! (20 yrs later and I still have perfect eyesight, no medical conditions/ emergencies/ surgeries... I had 2 babies easy peasy is all)
Wow, that's actually an emotionally rough read. I think most people can relate at least a little to every single one. Hi, I'm Joan and I have an unusual attraction to darkness. Said by my Pyschiatrist about 10yo me. I now am a Psychiatrist. :)
Hi I'm Cathy. Apparently I'm way too nice and I'm only nice because I want people to like me.
Hi, I'm Beruthiel and I'm too opinionated and straightforward so I should soften my opinions and not tell the truth that's staring everyone in the face.
Hi I'm Rey and I'm apparently too smart to be trans. I'm also clingy and need to get my nose out of other people's business.
Hi, I'm Nikki, and even though my medical chart notes genetic abnormalities and a 15-year history of Sjøgren's, the only reason I'm losing my teeth is that I don't brush and floss. Because it couldn't possibly be hereditary issues and autoimmune disease. (This is why we hate you, dentists. Be less judgmental and pay more attention to your patients' medical charts.)
Hi, I'm Beatrice and I should dress more feminine*. *I have 2 toddlers at home, 2 school aged kids, and a dog. I mainly wear t-shirts and jeans.
Hi, I'm Cassi. While I'm technically a genius (not a term I actually like to use) I'm just a little too intimidating. I should also try hanging out with the girls, instead of the boys, because I am just too unladylike sometimes. The other girls could help me out with makeup, and I'd be so much prettier if I smiled more!
Hi, I'm B, and my grey hair would turn back to brown if I ate enough black beans.
Hi, I'm Elephant, and because I don't understand some of the work I've been given in my third year of High School, I'm going to fail my English exams when I'm in my later years. Yet somehow, at the same time, I can get an above standard on the same assessment task.
Hi! I'm Nat. I'm selfish, lazy, and overly emotional. My depression is fake and I can just "get over it" and being an introvert and socially anxious is just a choice that I can change by "getting out more". I'm also possessed by Satan because I was chocking in the bathroom and was hearing voices. (Parents)
Hi, I'm sadmrguna, and using the German word "abnehmen" (to lose weight) as an example in a grammar lesson about separable verbs in German will make my female students anorexic.
Hi, I'm Liz, my face is too expressive and I should straighten my wavy hair to look more professional.
Hi, I'm Gretchen and I'm the rudest most disrespectful, foul, waste of flesh and air that will never make anything of myself because I never know what I'm talking about. (Said by my grandparents, aunts, uncles, and parents constantly) ((All but one are now dead and that one has been shut out of my life, finally [Go F yourself Jerry]))
Hi, I'm Nancy. If I was a better wife my ex could be a better husband. Said by my married pastor who (I later found out) was having an affair with the worship leader.
Hi, I'm [REDACTED] and my seizures aren't real because I can remember them. (Said by a gp after my extensive hospital stay with the head neurologist.)
Hi, I'm Lilly and I'm asexual, which (according to my mom) means I want my reproductive organs surgically removed. 😐
hi! i'm talliloo and i am an elitist snob because not only do i speak properly but i write better than my spoken word. it'a also because i have a good memory for most things - facts and trivia. in general, i shouldn't let people know this because it sends a mixed message due to me not taking myself seriously or others for that matter.
Hi, I'm Allan. Nobody will ever love me. (Heard that twice. Once from a guy who bullied me at school. Once from my own father)
Hi, I’m Stardust and I’m an annoying chatterbox who is a disgusting fat boy and a crybaby who is mentally and emotionally weak robot who is a dwarf going to get piercings and tattoos
Hi, I'm Corvus and I will either wind up taking over the world or end up in a nuthouse.
Hi, I'm Jeannette, and BECAUSE I'm from Holland I don't speak French. (at a job interview in Belgium, where Dutch and French is spoken. I replied in nearly perfect French that I changed my mind about this job and didn't want it anymore. It is a strong prejudice in Belgium that the Dutch education is bad, and especially the french language education. I know I was privileged to have a very good teacher. Until today I am sure that my French at the time was better than that of the job interviewer and it became even better since.)
Hi I'm Katie and I write like a man. Whatever the hell that means.
Once a teacher said to me; " you are like a candy, beautiful on the outside but disapointing sour on the inside."
Hi, I'm a gay cat man, and apparently, I'm not... trans... because my family is... a bunch of right-wing sociopaths... (also my hair is 'too punk' for me to be smart... i was in g&t classes my whole life and I'm not smart because I bleached my hair once. also, I need to be 'more coachable' what in the name of hell does that mean)
Hi. I'm Viktorija, and am so pale, that I have most likely never worked in my life, ever. (Said to me at the end of day 4 of 12 hour shift while pushing a cart with 100 kg of goods to restock by random stranger at the shop).
Hi I'm Maxime, and I was smiling to much so it's for that I didn't get a promotion. Even by being the best employee or the year. Because you know, if you are smiling, you can't be serious...
Hi, I'm mostly here for the comments. Nice to meet you a little bit, pandas. I'm sorry for the mean things people have said, try to remember that these kinds of comments usually reflect more on the person saying them
Hi, I'm Hugo, a portuguese living in Brazil and, apparently, I speak portuguese very well for a foreigner...
I'm rumple. I'm a reverse racist who started the war on Christmas and my hands are distractingly sexual.
Hi, I'm Lee. I should never have gotten tattooed, because when I have kids my "tits will look like tomato plants".
Hi I'm Mrs H and it's people like me that caused 9/11. People like me who had asked their neighbors to move their barbecue off the literal street which was an emergency route in our town. Sorry folks
Hi, I'm Pat, and I didn't live up to my potential. Said to me by my father, who followed it with "I always thought you'd be pretty." I was 13. But revenge is a dish best eaten cold, and many years later, when yet another of his harebrained schemes failed and he asked me for money, I said "Wow. You've really failed to live up to your potential!. And...no."
Hi, I'm Aboredpanda, and I'm too pretty to have a job. I should find a husband who can support me. I talk too much, and I come off as too strong and opinionated and that might scare men away. I'm a punkrocker undercover at my workplace, but it's okay because I'm better than the communists undercover there.
Hi, I'm Rae and I should wear some nice make up to work (as a diesel mechanic). or I should really learn to dress more professionally (that one came from the PTA president after I showed up in work books, jeans, and a tee shirt to help set up a school dance.)
Hi, I should smile more when I'm at the gym or I'm going to scare people away.
Hi, I'm M, and I'm short, obese and somewhat well-groomed. :'-) Official description of my appearance in the file a therapist put together two years ago. I'm happy to report that I am no longer obese. However, I'm still short and probably still "somewhat well-groomed".
Hi, i’m Natasha and I shouldn’t wear dresses or like pink girly things because i’m helping the patriarchy.
I have one....Hi I'm Dina and l act too Greek and that's why people don't like me.
The unmitigated gall of some people to express opinions about another persons ability, appearence, attitiude. Just appalling.
Hi I'm Jen, and although I'm very bright, I talk too much and distract other students from learning. 1st kindergarten report card. To this day, every employee review still mentions being less wordy in my emails. Apparently I can't edit myself down, because I'm Jen, and I talk too much.
hi I'm day and I deserve the weird looks I get for using my wheelchair in public since I don't look disabled and I should get a blepharoplasty done so my eyes look "normal" and "more approachable" since I look like I'm "mocking chinese people" (edited and deleted a previous reply just to combine the two)
Hi, I'm Julia. I couldn't analyze myself out of a cardboard box. I am an analyst and most are happy with my work...but there was one manager who made the team miserable for a couple years
Hi. I'm Allie. I'm a big, ugly, fat worthless cow. But yes, my teeth are real.
Hi am Katie and I need to delegate to other members of staff and let them grow ! When I am only trying to be helpful ! Haha the minute you delegate then they take all the glory and get the promotions !!!
Hi I’m M, & apparently hold myself to such a high standard it must be exhausting, yet I’m not meeting the 100% accuracy & issue resolution w/in mandatory timeframe. (From the same manager…ummmm, okay. My standards are too high but not high enough….).
Hi, I'm Em and I'm intelligent, for a fat person and I'm a terrible person for teaching my kids that they have the right to question adults, rather than blindly believing them. I also don't deserve to live because I am chronically ill and disabled.
Hi I'm A and I taught a fellow student that they can bore anyone even when they have interesting things to say. This was said in front of my entire senior English class during an exercise where we all went around the room and told everyone what things we had learned from each person. Every single other comment was nice to every other person. OH also according to a other kid In same class, I'm going to hell for being a Lutheran and not a Baptist. I haven't been to any reunions.
Hi I'm Tricia and I'm a viscous little one. According to the next door neighbour after I bit his 5 year old son on the cheek. I was three. (And still bite ;) )
I had to stop reading. Especially the comments being made to women are shocking to me. How can anyone talk or think this way? I know some of these comments are probably from awhile ago, but STILL! It's awful!
Hi, I'm pineapple, and I'm inflexible for not being at the office by 9am after being told it was okay for me to work from 10 to 6. I should also use smiley faces in my emails when I remind people to do the job they were supposed to have finished three days ago, so they don't feel threatened by me.
Hi, I'm Zane, and I'm purposely making myself an easy target for bullies by not trying hard enough to make friends with them, therefore being an attention whore and playing the victim, all because my parents didn't hold me enough as a baby! ... some people should NOT be school counselors
Hi I'm Lydia and I'm "too young to possibly have a crush on a girl”…. Said to me by my mother at age 12
Hi, I'm Andrea and I will be a deadbeat, never amounting to anything, and I paid for a college degree instead of earning it. All said to me in 9th grade by my guidance counselor when I asked him how to get into vet school. I believed him and never tried to go after my dream. Now I'm in grad school working toward a Master's in Social Work, to go along with my BA in Psychology and my MS in Human Services. I also have a 4.0.
Hi I'm Jill, and sadly I'm aggressive. I show my aggression by sometimes having opinions that I refuse to back down on. :(
Hi, I’m Nikole and I think I’m a lot smarter than I actually am in addition to simultaneously being either too skinny or needing to drop a few pounds.
Hi, I'm Rainbow and I'm a merry widow (I lost my husband in my 30s and most days I'd do my best to put on a brave face.)
Hi, I'm Silre. I apparently try to intimidate adults (1st grade teacher) and I'm not good enough to do my job so I might as well just stop trying to get a better one (my boss at my former job)
Hi I'm justine. and I always look better in pictures than in real life haha ^^ and that comment was made years ago before filters existed !
Every other week I remeber that Bored Panda exists and go chekc out some cool posts. Then, eventually, I read so mayn posts that make me hate humanity that I close the page again. Then. a week or tow later, I've forgotten about it and check it out, again. Hi, I'm Kathinka. I just want to punch somone, right now and, apparently, I cannot learn from experience.
Hi, I'm Krissy, and I don't know how I got as big as I am and I shouldn't be a doctor, I should be a nurse and it's nice that I married my husband but we shouldn't have kids together.
Hi I'm Elio and I need to get married to set a good example (??!!!) because gay marriage is legal now. I need to adopt 2.5+ kids too, again to "set a good example" and because it's legal for a gay couple to adopt. But at the same time, if I did want to adopt kids, I'm a groomer. (I'm not even in a relationship and don't want kids. Being gay is free birth control.)
On the topic of terrible things people have said to others: There was an applied skills para who told a third grader, "I'm surprised anyone likes you. I'm surprised you have friends." Like what the actual fuhck.
Hi, I'm Hanna and I'm "unapproachable and intimidating when stressed". It's unintentional but probably works to my advantage!
Hi, I'm Isa, and I need to stop dressing like a boy because it'll confuse people and condemn me to eternal suffering.
Meow. I'm Bouche. I am Mama's pretty girl, whatever that means. I'm also Bouchie Butt, Bouchity Bouchity Bouche Bouche Bouche. I'm mighty kittencat, mrpy, you absolute idgit, silly little kitten, precious, and get down!
Hi, I'm Michelle and I am a heartless robot according to my mom. I am less educated than dogs, unteachable, and stupid with handwriting worse than kindergarteners. I am the fault for my mother's failed relationships, and I should be more like my younger brother. Maybe if I practiced more my hands wouldn't shake, my poor handwriting would be better and my hands wouldn't hurt just holding a pen. I am lazy, and not autistic, I just wasn't beat enough as a kid.
Hi, I'm Susan and my confidence is intimidating to men and I've proven I don't need one so none of them want to date me. I'm good at everything I do and sometimes I need to fail at something to make others feel better. I cuss too much. I'm smart and others feel stupid around me. Sometimes I need to slow down at work and not jump in to solve a problem even though I have the solution. I need to let others take the lead sometimes. Um. Nope. F**k you. Screw you. Suck it. Get over yourself. I'm not waiting on your slow a*s to come to the conclusion I already have for 15 minutes, two weeks or however much later. I refuse to lower or belittle myself to make your sad a*s feel better. That's not my job or responsibility. That's YOURS.
Hi I'm Littlemiss, and I'm such an awful teacher I don't deserve to use the title. I'm also incapable of following instructions, a bad role model for sharing food with hungry children. Of course this came from a person who was known for theft, pathological lying piece of shite who only had a job because she was family.
Heyo, I'm Rowan and everyday I get closer and closer to a white padded room and grippy socks Said to me by none other than my aunt and uncle (legally mom and dad)
Hi, I'm Rae and the fact that I broke my leg is no excuse for not running a lap around the field like the rest of the kids. (Elementary school gym teacher. He made me do 3 laps around the field instead of one since it took me much longer than everyone else I was being 'lazy'. Reader, I was on a pair of crutches I had only figured out how to operate 3 days before.)
Hi, I'm Annette and not only do I have a beautiful aura but I'm also the scariest b***h on the face of the earth. (those were were from 2 different people)
Hi, I’m Scarlett and I’m an ugly, poor, (insert r-slur here), little b***h who’s too ugly to ever get a man, too skinny to be pretty, the skeleton b***h who’d people rather kill themselves then f**k, antisocial, talks too much, weird, annoying, b****y, useless, lazy, piece of s**t, f*****g b***h, that, and it.
I'm Colin. Depending on who you talk to you'll hear different things. My teachers to my parents "he's not living up to his potential". The magistrate, after showing no remorse for punching someone in the face because they were bullying a smaller, younger person in school, "the young man will go no where in life due to his lack of remorse". My old boss "you need to exhibit more diplomacy". Since those comments I worked as a licensed tradesman, been diagnosed with ADHD, anxiety, depression and autism. Oh, and I'm a professor teaching CAD and 3D printing at the local college.
Not an insult but bizarrely off the mark: I'm Sheila and I'm a ray of sunshine
Hi I am Jennifer and, despite working for a pop culture company, I should keep my knowledge of pop culture to myself because it's not needed in meetings.... about pop culture....
Hi, I'm Penny. I'm a very bright girl but you never quite know what's going on behind those big green eyes. Said by a maths teacher to my father at a parent-teacher evening. I was 14.
Hi, I’m Susan and if I am having mental health struggles after returning from deployment from Iraq, I should “throw some money at it”. (said to me by a therapist when I was too overwhelmed and distraught to get through the day… she thought I’d be fine if I went shopping & got a pedicure)
Hi, I'm Tessa and I dress "too wh*re-ish." Apparently collarbone showing = wh*re-ish. This was from a coworker old enough to be my mom, while she was sulking because a customer had complimented my outfit and hadn't said anything to her.
Hi, I'm Dan and if I would just apply myself, I might accomplish great things.
Hi. I'm Dave and I think most people are stupid and only survive by sheer blind luck. Also, they should not reproduce and pass on the genes for stupidity.
Hi I’m Liz and I’m “ehh a C student” (from my 2nd grade teacher to my mother) and I “make people uncomfortable when I’m quiet” (from one of my floor-mates in the dorm)
Hi, I'm April, and I'm wasteful, immature, and lacking in common sense. (This was feedback from a fellow Panda when I commented I had trouble peeling the stickers off produce. 🙃)
Hi, I'm Gin, and I'm a fat pig, and nobody is ever gonna love me, because I made a suprise pie for my coming-back-from-vacation parents. (Thanks, grandma!) 🙄
Hi, I'm Nicol and apparently I'm an alcoholic and attention seeker because I have piercings, even though you can hardly see them.
Hi, I'm Wysteria Rose, and I seem like a nice person but am too rigid and cold in demeanor to work with children. Their parents would be uncomfortable with me. (Since receiving this lovely feedback for a volunteer position, I have worked as a children's camp attendant, a small classroom volunteer, and have not had anyone scared of me working with their kids).
One from the second grade, said to me by one of my best friends (both were guys): People would rather not sit next to me because I'm too fat. Didn't talk to him much after that, but my other best friend refused to sit with him after that and instead chose to sit with me. Both a good and bad memory that's stuck with me for years lol.
Hi, I'm Dipshit, Idiotassholemoronfuckwit. and i don't know my butth0le from a kumquat.
Hi I'm colle, and I don't look like the sort person who likes/works with children ( I'm a childminder)
I'd want to reply to the people who said those things with something like "You know people told me you were an arsehole but you're not, you're just a c.u.n.t."
Hi, I'm TheElementalGod, and I'm about as bright as a sack of potatoes.
Hi! I’m Melissa and I’m an “uhh, sir, uhh..ma’am..uhh..whatever you are.” …because that’s something completely okay to say to someone’s face! Imagine me, a woman with short hair, blowing that guy’s MIND that day to forget what humans are!
I'm R, I'm too young to be disabled. Too fat and old to be a prostitute and must be one because I have big boobs (all three said by one person within half and hour of meeting. Neither of the latter two are true)
Hi, I'm Dawn and I am Satan's daughter because I spit out the wine at my first Holy Communion and cried because "That's booze, not blood!"
Ooo, the bitter taste of misogyny and sexism in my mouth is delicious 🙄
Hi I'm Trinity and my parents DO respect and understand how I feel (I'm ADHD & ASD) but I need to stop overreacting to everything (ex. people chewing, loud, sudden noises, textures of certain things, so on and so forth...). 😮💨 My dad is literally ADHD, and my mom is most likely as well... *facepalms*
Hi, I’m Linda and I’m a Korean-American who can “speak English real good” but isn’t making the best use of my ethnic background because I’m a terrible cleaner.
Hello there! I'm a knitter who acts 96, looks 12 and can't possibly be bi because the *two* relationships I've been in were with men.
For a casting to be the grandfather of Romain Duris, they found that the actor, Pierre Gérald, was a little too young. He asked how old they thought he was. They replied about 60 years old... He laughed and exclaimed "I'm a little over 40 years older...!" He was 99 years old!
Hi I'm Sara and I'm lazy (written from bed as I dared to drag myself out to an event yesterday)
Hi, I'm Luna, and I'm too laissez faire, also I drink to substitute my lack of personality
Hello. I'm Blarrg and I'm the first really smart person who believes in God that my client had met. Uh, thanks?
Greetings. I'm Ginger (not my real name btw) and I should intentionally expose myself to known migraine triggers to desensitise myself.
Hi I'm Nathan, and on the day after a mass shooting it's pretty surprising to my boss that I made it to work. The implication being that I was the shooter.
I'm Mary and I'm stupid. Also I'm going to break my neck. This is what they told me 60 years ago. I'm 64 now, neck still unbroken. The stupid part though, yeah.
Hi, I’m Calissa. I do not socialize enough, I act really dumb for a “smart” person, and I am unbelievably judgmental and narrow-minded. I also don’t know what I’m talking about half the time, look more like myself/prettier with glasses on (covers my hawk nose? Search it if you don’t know) and for a quiet person I have really good things to say. Oh yeah, I also have stupid tastes in music and the artists. ONE LAST THING, quote by my great grandma: “you have such pretty hair and a pretty body! I’m sure all the boys come after you, huh?” Que my dad: “What? Grandma! She’s not dating until she’s 35!”
Hi, I'm Inge and you just can't have customers seeing me (in a not customers facing position other than by phone, this is how I learned my boss hates fatties. Sadly, not said to me directly and have no proof but have enough reasons to believe he said that.) Also, I'm a fool doing OT knowing I was going to be laid off (same boss, small industry and would in a new position face the same customers I was helping out now...)
Hi I'm Agnes...I look kind of angry and should smile, to be more approachable. Because it seems totally natural, to stand around smiling... Seems I'll have to look a lot angrier in order not to get approached by idiots, telling me to smile.
Some of these are not so wild, and could definitely be true. Just bc you don't like what someone says to you, doesn't mean they lie. On the other hand, no reason to be rude to anyone.
Hi, I’m Dominic and apparently I’m faking being autistic because I “don’t look disabled”. Also I’m annoying when I talk but I should also branch out to others more
Hi, I'm Chariot, and I don't need antidepressants, all I need is prayer.
Hi I’m EFH, and my womb will feel empty and I won’t fulfill my life’s purpose if I don’t have children.
Hi, I'm VB and I'm too funny to be suicidal, too charming to have social anxiety, and too fat to wear this outfit.
Hi, my dad told me I was to dumb to go to college. * I am a degreed mechanical engineer with a computer science minor.
Hi, I’m Mulberry Juice and I need to stop being too excited because it’s unbecoming
Hi I'm Monday and my voice sounds too young for anyone to take me seriously!
Hi I'm Alex and I'm too pretty and young to be in a wheelchair and also to clever to be as disabled as I am'
I am GirlFriday, and I had better marry a stupid and rich man because that is the only hope I will have of a halfway decent life. Said to me by a high school teacher.
Hi, I was told by midwifery lecturer when I was training at uni that there was 'something fundamentally unlikeable about me'. I left the course and it took me 10 years to get any small amount of confidence I had back. I'm now a successful, happy (well-liked) nurse. I often wonder if she has any idea how damaging those words were.
Hi I'm crow and I'm a pervert because I use the men's bathroom! I'm also going to be a school shooter because I'm trans <3
Hi, I'm Phoebe, and I need to marry someone dumb but reliable because otherwise my children will be autistic, and that person needs to be rich because I'll never be able to support myself otherwise. Thanks, dad...
Hi, I am Kathy. I am too idealistic and should accept that exploitation of other humans and man made destruction is inevitable. To wish for anything more is to live in a "dream world".
I'm Shawnna. I'm the reason healthcare is so expensive in the US. This was said by my boss, a father of 7, where I was the only woman at lunch with 10 guys. I'm powerful! (20 yrs later and I still have perfect eyesight, no medical conditions/ emergencies/ surgeries... I had 2 babies easy peasy is all)
Wow, that's actually an emotionally rough read. I think most people can relate at least a little to every single one. Hi, I'm Joan and I have an unusual attraction to darkness. Said by my Pyschiatrist about 10yo me. I now am a Psychiatrist. :)
Hi I'm Cathy. Apparently I'm way too nice and I'm only nice because I want people to like me.
Hi, I'm Beruthiel and I'm too opinionated and straightforward so I should soften my opinions and not tell the truth that's staring everyone in the face.
Hi I'm Rey and I'm apparently too smart to be trans. I'm also clingy and need to get my nose out of other people's business.
Hi, I'm Nikki, and even though my medical chart notes genetic abnormalities and a 15-year history of Sjøgren's, the only reason I'm losing my teeth is that I don't brush and floss. Because it couldn't possibly be hereditary issues and autoimmune disease. (This is why we hate you, dentists. Be less judgmental and pay more attention to your patients' medical charts.)
Hi, I'm Beatrice and I should dress more feminine*. *I have 2 toddlers at home, 2 school aged kids, and a dog. I mainly wear t-shirts and jeans.
Hi, I'm Cassi. While I'm technically a genius (not a term I actually like to use) I'm just a little too intimidating. I should also try hanging out with the girls, instead of the boys, because I am just too unladylike sometimes. The other girls could help me out with makeup, and I'd be so much prettier if I smiled more!
Hi, I'm B, and my grey hair would turn back to brown if I ate enough black beans.
Hi, I'm Elephant, and because I don't understand some of the work I've been given in my third year of High School, I'm going to fail my English exams when I'm in my later years. Yet somehow, at the same time, I can get an above standard on the same assessment task.
Hi! I'm Nat. I'm selfish, lazy, and overly emotional. My depression is fake and I can just "get over it" and being an introvert and socially anxious is just a choice that I can change by "getting out more". I'm also possessed by Satan because I was chocking in the bathroom and was hearing voices. (Parents)
Hi, I'm sadmrguna, and using the German word "abnehmen" (to lose weight) as an example in a grammar lesson about separable verbs in German will make my female students anorexic.
Hi, I'm Liz, my face is too expressive and I should straighten my wavy hair to look more professional.
Hi, I'm Gretchen and I'm the rudest most disrespectful, foul, waste of flesh and air that will never make anything of myself because I never know what I'm talking about. (Said by my grandparents, aunts, uncles, and parents constantly) ((All but one are now dead and that one has been shut out of my life, finally [Go F yourself Jerry]))
Hi, I'm Nancy. If I was a better wife my ex could be a better husband. Said by my married pastor who (I later found out) was having an affair with the worship leader.
Hi, I'm [REDACTED] and my seizures aren't real because I can remember them. (Said by a gp after my extensive hospital stay with the head neurologist.)
Hi, I'm Lilly and I'm asexual, which (according to my mom) means I want my reproductive organs surgically removed. 😐
hi! i'm talliloo and i am an elitist snob because not only do i speak properly but i write better than my spoken word. it'a also because i have a good memory for most things - facts and trivia. in general, i shouldn't let people know this because it sends a mixed message due to me not taking myself seriously or others for that matter.
Hi, I'm Allan. Nobody will ever love me. (Heard that twice. Once from a guy who bullied me at school. Once from my own father)
Hi, I’m Stardust and I’m an annoying chatterbox who is a disgusting fat boy and a crybaby who is mentally and emotionally weak robot who is a dwarf going to get piercings and tattoos
Hi, I'm Corvus and I will either wind up taking over the world or end up in a nuthouse.
Hi, I'm Jeannette, and BECAUSE I'm from Holland I don't speak French. (at a job interview in Belgium, where Dutch and French is spoken. I replied in nearly perfect French that I changed my mind about this job and didn't want it anymore. It is a strong prejudice in Belgium that the Dutch education is bad, and especially the french language education. I know I was privileged to have a very good teacher. Until today I am sure that my French at the time was better than that of the job interviewer and it became even better since.)
Hi I'm Katie and I write like a man. Whatever the hell that means.
Once a teacher said to me; " you are like a candy, beautiful on the outside but disapointing sour on the inside."
Hi, I'm a gay cat man, and apparently, I'm not... trans... because my family is... a bunch of right-wing sociopaths... (also my hair is 'too punk' for me to be smart... i was in g&t classes my whole life and I'm not smart because I bleached my hair once. also, I need to be 'more coachable' what in the name of hell does that mean)
Hi. I'm Viktorija, and am so pale, that I have most likely never worked in my life, ever. (Said to me at the end of day 4 of 12 hour shift while pushing a cart with 100 kg of goods to restock by random stranger at the shop).
Hi I'm Maxime, and I was smiling to much so it's for that I didn't get a promotion. Even by being the best employee or the year. Because you know, if you are smiling, you can't be serious...
Hi, I'm mostly here for the comments. Nice to meet you a little bit, pandas. I'm sorry for the mean things people have said, try to remember that these kinds of comments usually reflect more on the person saying them
Hi, I'm Hugo, a portuguese living in Brazil and, apparently, I speak portuguese very well for a foreigner...
I'm rumple. I'm a reverse racist who started the war on Christmas and my hands are distractingly sexual.
Hi, I'm Lee. I should never have gotten tattooed, because when I have kids my "tits will look like tomato plants".
Hi I'm Mrs H and it's people like me that caused 9/11. People like me who had asked their neighbors to move their barbecue off the literal street which was an emergency route in our town. Sorry folks
Hi, I'm Pat, and I didn't live up to my potential. Said to me by my father, who followed it with "I always thought you'd be pretty." I was 13. But revenge is a dish best eaten cold, and many years later, when yet another of his harebrained schemes failed and he asked me for money, I said "Wow. You've really failed to live up to your potential!. And...no."
Hi, I'm Aboredpanda, and I'm too pretty to have a job. I should find a husband who can support me. I talk too much, and I come off as too strong and opinionated and that might scare men away. I'm a punkrocker undercover at my workplace, but it's okay because I'm better than the communists undercover there.
Hi, I'm Rae and I should wear some nice make up to work (as a diesel mechanic). or I should really learn to dress more professionally (that one came from the PTA president after I showed up in work books, jeans, and a tee shirt to help set up a school dance.)
Hi, I should smile more when I'm at the gym or I'm going to scare people away.
Hi, I'm M, and I'm short, obese and somewhat well-groomed. :'-) Official description of my appearance in the file a therapist put together two years ago. I'm happy to report that I am no longer obese. However, I'm still short and probably still "somewhat well-groomed".
Hi, i’m Natasha and I shouldn’t wear dresses or like pink girly things because i’m helping the patriarchy.
I have one....Hi I'm Dina and l act too Greek and that's why people don't like me.
The unmitigated gall of some people to express opinions about another persons ability, appearence, attitiude. Just appalling.
Hi I'm Jen, and although I'm very bright, I talk too much and distract other students from learning. 1st kindergarten report card. To this day, every employee review still mentions being less wordy in my emails. Apparently I can't edit myself down, because I'm Jen, and I talk too much.
hi I'm day and I deserve the weird looks I get for using my wheelchair in public since I don't look disabled and I should get a blepharoplasty done so my eyes look "normal" and "more approachable" since I look like I'm "mocking chinese people" (edited and deleted a previous reply just to combine the two)
Hi, I'm Julia. I couldn't analyze myself out of a cardboard box. I am an analyst and most are happy with my work...but there was one manager who made the team miserable for a couple years
Hi. I'm Allie. I'm a big, ugly, fat worthless cow. But yes, my teeth are real.
Hi am Katie and I need to delegate to other members of staff and let them grow ! When I am only trying to be helpful ! Haha the minute you delegate then they take all the glory and get the promotions !!!
Hi I’m M, & apparently hold myself to such a high standard it must be exhausting, yet I’m not meeting the 100% accuracy & issue resolution w/in mandatory timeframe. (From the same manager…ummmm, okay. My standards are too high but not high enough….).
Hi, I'm Em and I'm intelligent, for a fat person and I'm a terrible person for teaching my kids that they have the right to question adults, rather than blindly believing them. I also don't deserve to live because I am chronically ill and disabled.
Hi I'm A and I taught a fellow student that they can bore anyone even when they have interesting things to say. This was said in front of my entire senior English class during an exercise where we all went around the room and told everyone what things we had learned from each person. Every single other comment was nice to every other person. OH also according to a other kid In same class, I'm going to hell for being a Lutheran and not a Baptist. I haven't been to any reunions.
Hi I'm Tricia and I'm a viscous little one. According to the next door neighbour after I bit his 5 year old son on the cheek. I was three. (And still bite ;) )
I had to stop reading. Especially the comments being made to women are shocking to me. How can anyone talk or think this way? I know some of these comments are probably from awhile ago, but STILL! It's awful!
Hi, I'm pineapple, and I'm inflexible for not being at the office by 9am after being told it was okay for me to work from 10 to 6. I should also use smiley faces in my emails when I remind people to do the job they were supposed to have finished three days ago, so they don't feel threatened by me.
Hi, I'm Zane, and I'm purposely making myself an easy target for bullies by not trying hard enough to make friends with them, therefore being an attention whore and playing the victim, all because my parents didn't hold me enough as a baby! ... some people should NOT be school counselors
Hi I'm Lydia and I'm "too young to possibly have a crush on a girl”…. Said to me by my mother at age 12
Hi, I'm Andrea and I will be a deadbeat, never amounting to anything, and I paid for a college degree instead of earning it. All said to me in 9th grade by my guidance counselor when I asked him how to get into vet school. I believed him and never tried to go after my dream. Now I'm in grad school working toward a Master's in Social Work, to go along with my BA in Psychology and my MS in Human Services. I also have a 4.0.
Hi I'm Jill, and sadly I'm aggressive. I show my aggression by sometimes having opinions that I refuse to back down on. :(
Hi, I’m Nikole and I think I’m a lot smarter than I actually am in addition to simultaneously being either too skinny or needing to drop a few pounds.
Hi, I'm Rainbow and I'm a merry widow (I lost my husband in my 30s and most days I'd do my best to put on a brave face.)
Hi, I'm Silre. I apparently try to intimidate adults (1st grade teacher) and I'm not good enough to do my job so I might as well just stop trying to get a better one (my boss at my former job)
Hi I'm justine. and I always look better in pictures than in real life haha ^^ and that comment was made years ago before filters existed !
Every other week I remeber that Bored Panda exists and go chekc out some cool posts. Then, eventually, I read so mayn posts that make me hate humanity that I close the page again. Then. a week or tow later, I've forgotten about it and check it out, again. Hi, I'm Kathinka. I just want to punch somone, right now and, apparently, I cannot learn from experience.
Hi, I'm Krissy, and I don't know how I got as big as I am and I shouldn't be a doctor, I should be a nurse and it's nice that I married my husband but we shouldn't have kids together.
Hi I'm Elio and I need to get married to set a good example (??!!!) because gay marriage is legal now. I need to adopt 2.5+ kids too, again to "set a good example" and because it's legal for a gay couple to adopt. But at the same time, if I did want to adopt kids, I'm a groomer. (I'm not even in a relationship and don't want kids. Being gay is free birth control.)
On the topic of terrible things people have said to others: There was an applied skills para who told a third grader, "I'm surprised anyone likes you. I'm surprised you have friends." Like what the actual fuhck.
Hi, I'm Hanna and I'm "unapproachable and intimidating when stressed". It's unintentional but probably works to my advantage!
Hi, I'm Isa, and I need to stop dressing like a boy because it'll confuse people and condemn me to eternal suffering.
Meow. I'm Bouche. I am Mama's pretty girl, whatever that means. I'm also Bouchie Butt, Bouchity Bouchity Bouche Bouche Bouche. I'm mighty kittencat, mrpy, you absolute idgit, silly little kitten, precious, and get down!
Hi, I'm Michelle and I am a heartless robot according to my mom. I am less educated than dogs, unteachable, and stupid with handwriting worse than kindergarteners. I am the fault for my mother's failed relationships, and I should be more like my younger brother. Maybe if I practiced more my hands wouldn't shake, my poor handwriting would be better and my hands wouldn't hurt just holding a pen. I am lazy, and not autistic, I just wasn't beat enough as a kid.
Hi, I'm Susan and my confidence is intimidating to men and I've proven I don't need one so none of them want to date me. I'm good at everything I do and sometimes I need to fail at something to make others feel better. I cuss too much. I'm smart and others feel stupid around me. Sometimes I need to slow down at work and not jump in to solve a problem even though I have the solution. I need to let others take the lead sometimes. Um. Nope. F**k you. Screw you. Suck it. Get over yourself. I'm not waiting on your slow a*s to come to the conclusion I already have for 15 minutes, two weeks or however much later. I refuse to lower or belittle myself to make your sad a*s feel better. That's not my job or responsibility. That's YOURS.
Hi I'm Littlemiss, and I'm such an awful teacher I don't deserve to use the title. I'm also incapable of following instructions, a bad role model for sharing food with hungry children. Of course this came from a person who was known for theft, pathological lying piece of shite who only had a job because she was family.
Heyo, I'm Rowan and everyday I get closer and closer to a white padded room and grippy socks Said to me by none other than my aunt and uncle (legally mom and dad)
Hi, I'm Rae and the fact that I broke my leg is no excuse for not running a lap around the field like the rest of the kids. (Elementary school gym teacher. He made me do 3 laps around the field instead of one since it took me much longer than everyone else I was being 'lazy'. Reader, I was on a pair of crutches I had only figured out how to operate 3 days before.)
Hi, I'm Annette and not only do I have a beautiful aura but I'm also the scariest b***h on the face of the earth. (those were were from 2 different people)
Hi, I’m Scarlett and I’m an ugly, poor, (insert r-slur here), little b***h who’s too ugly to ever get a man, too skinny to be pretty, the skeleton b***h who’d people rather kill themselves then f**k, antisocial, talks too much, weird, annoying, b****y, useless, lazy, piece of s**t, f*****g b***h, that, and it.
I'm Colin. Depending on who you talk to you'll hear different things. My teachers to my parents "he's not living up to his potential". The magistrate, after showing no remorse for punching someone in the face because they were bullying a smaller, younger person in school, "the young man will go no where in life due to his lack of remorse". My old boss "you need to exhibit more diplomacy". Since those comments I worked as a licensed tradesman, been diagnosed with ADHD, anxiety, depression and autism. Oh, and I'm a professor teaching CAD and 3D printing at the local college.
Not an insult but bizarrely off the mark: I'm Sheila and I'm a ray of sunshine
Hi I am Jennifer and, despite working for a pop culture company, I should keep my knowledge of pop culture to myself because it's not needed in meetings.... about pop culture....
Hi, I'm Penny. I'm a very bright girl but you never quite know what's going on behind those big green eyes. Said by a maths teacher to my father at a parent-teacher evening. I was 14.
Hi, I’m Susan and if I am having mental health struggles after returning from deployment from Iraq, I should “throw some money at it”. (said to me by a therapist when I was too overwhelmed and distraught to get through the day… she thought I’d be fine if I went shopping & got a pedicure)
Hi, I'm Tessa and I dress "too wh*re-ish." Apparently collarbone showing = wh*re-ish. This was from a coworker old enough to be my mom, while she was sulking because a customer had complimented my outfit and hadn't said anything to her.
Hi, I'm Dan and if I would just apply myself, I might accomplish great things.
Hi. I'm Dave and I think most people are stupid and only survive by sheer blind luck. Also, they should not reproduce and pass on the genes for stupidity.
Hi I’m Liz and I’m “ehh a C student” (from my 2nd grade teacher to my mother) and I “make people uncomfortable when I’m quiet” (from one of my floor-mates in the dorm)
Hi, I'm April, and I'm wasteful, immature, and lacking in common sense. (This was feedback from a fellow Panda when I commented I had trouble peeling the stickers off produce. 🙃)
Hi, I'm Gin, and I'm a fat pig, and nobody is ever gonna love me, because I made a suprise pie for my coming-back-from-vacation parents. (Thanks, grandma!) 🙄
Hi, I'm Nicol and apparently I'm an alcoholic and attention seeker because I have piercings, even though you can hardly see them.
Hi, I'm Wysteria Rose, and I seem like a nice person but am too rigid and cold in demeanor to work with children. Their parents would be uncomfortable with me. (Since receiving this lovely feedback for a volunteer position, I have worked as a children's camp attendant, a small classroom volunteer, and have not had anyone scared of me working with their kids).
One from the second grade, said to me by one of my best friends (both were guys): People would rather not sit next to me because I'm too fat. Didn't talk to him much after that, but my other best friend refused to sit with him after that and instead chose to sit with me. Both a good and bad memory that's stuck with me for years lol.
Hi, I'm Dipshit, Idiotassholemoronfuckwit. and i don't know my butth0le from a kumquat.
Hi I'm colle, and I don't look like the sort person who likes/works with children ( I'm a childminder)
I'd want to reply to the people who said those things with something like "You know people told me you were an arsehole but you're not, you're just a c.u.n.t."
Hi, I'm TheElementalGod, and I'm about as bright as a sack of potatoes.
Hi! I’m Melissa and I’m an “uhh, sir, uhh..ma’am..uhh..whatever you are.” …because that’s something completely okay to say to someone’s face! Imagine me, a woman with short hair, blowing that guy’s MIND that day to forget what humans are!
I'm R, I'm too young to be disabled. Too fat and old to be a prostitute and must be one because I have big boobs (all three said by one person within half and hour of meeting. Neither of the latter two are true)
Hi, I'm Dawn and I am Satan's daughter because I spit out the wine at my first Holy Communion and cried because "That's booze, not blood!"
Ooo, the bitter taste of misogyny and sexism in my mouth is delicious 🙄
Hi I'm Trinity and my parents DO respect and understand how I feel (I'm ADHD & ASD) but I need to stop overreacting to everything (ex. people chewing, loud, sudden noises, textures of certain things, so on and so forth...). 😮💨 My dad is literally ADHD, and my mom is most likely as well... *facepalms*
Hi, I’m Linda and I’m a Korean-American who can “speak English real good” but isn’t making the best use of my ethnic background because I’m a terrible cleaner.
Hello there! I'm a knitter who acts 96, looks 12 and can't possibly be bi because the *two* relationships I've been in were with men.
For a casting to be the grandfather of Romain Duris, they found that the actor, Pierre Gérald, was a little too young. He asked how old they thought he was. They replied about 60 years old... He laughed and exclaimed "I'm a little over 40 years older...!" He was 99 years old!
Hi I'm Sara and I'm lazy (written from bed as I dared to drag myself out to an event yesterday)
Hi, I'm Luna, and I'm too laissez faire, also I drink to substitute my lack of personality
Hello. I'm Blarrg and I'm the first really smart person who believes in God that my client had met. Uh, thanks?
Greetings. I'm Ginger (not my real name btw) and I should intentionally expose myself to known migraine triggers to desensitise myself.
Hi I'm Nathan, and on the day after a mass shooting it's pretty surprising to my boss that I made it to work. The implication being that I was the shooter.
I'm Mary and I'm stupid. Also I'm going to break my neck. This is what they told me 60 years ago. I'm 64 now, neck still unbroken. The stupid part though, yeah.
Hi, I’m Calissa. I do not socialize enough, I act really dumb for a “smart” person, and I am unbelievably judgmental and narrow-minded. I also don’t know what I’m talking about half the time, look more like myself/prettier with glasses on (covers my hawk nose? Search it if you don’t know) and for a quiet person I have really good things to say. Oh yeah, I also have stupid tastes in music and the artists. ONE LAST THING, quote by my great grandma: “you have such pretty hair and a pretty body! I’m sure all the boys come after you, huh?” Que my dad: “What? Grandma! She’s not dating until she’s 35!”
Hi, I'm Inge and you just can't have customers seeing me (in a not customers facing position other than by phone, this is how I learned my boss hates fatties. Sadly, not said to me directly and have no proof but have enough reasons to believe he said that.) Also, I'm a fool doing OT knowing I was going to be laid off (same boss, small industry and would in a new position face the same customers I was helping out now...)
Hi I'm Agnes...I look kind of angry and should smile, to be more approachable. Because it seems totally natural, to stand around smiling... Seems I'll have to look a lot angrier in order not to get approached by idiots, telling me to smile.
Some of these are not so wild, and could definitely be true. Just bc you don't like what someone says to you, doesn't mean they lie. On the other hand, no reason to be rude to anyone.