Some parents would reassure you that having young kids is the most wonderful experience of their lives and that they wouldn't trade it for anything else. However, there are plenty of those (especially on social media) who are not shy about the many struggles they go through while trying to grow an offspring into a functional human being. And we're not only glad they upload many photos to illustrate their point because it gives us a good laugh. It also serves as a fair warning. For, after all, kids are quite a challenge. Some are also quite weird, while others - incredibly funny kids. If you didn't think that way already, perhaps you should look through some of the strange things kids say. These little opinionated odd birds always have a piece of unfalteringly logical thinking to share, but most often it categorizes as incredibly weird things to say. Scroll down below to see what parents reported their adorably smart kids had said and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites! (Facebook cover image: pxhere)

#1

Odd Kid Things

RogueDadMD Report

Vic
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This kid is going places.. We need more people like him who see logic..

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#4

Odd Kid Things

stiggib3 Report

PurplePanda77
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is so...terrible and awesome at the same time...

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#7

Odd Kid Things

DraggingFeeties Report

electricblue
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have never related to someone so much...

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#9

Odd Kid Things

carlie_veenhuis Report

Vic
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ouch.. Thats gotta hurt.. This kid might start roast comedy soon.

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#12

Odd Kid Things

Six_Pack_Mom Report

Vic
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I ain't doin' time for the crime I didn't do..

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#13

Odd Kid Things

keera_w Report

#16

Odd Kid Things

MommyNarrated Report

Batwench
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well you weren't specific about the type of pea/pee. Rookie Error.

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#21

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

FatBaby
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must be why my mom's always wishing she never had me but LOOK I'm still here. yay

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#22

Odd Kid Things

HousewifeOfHell Report

Michelle Pitsiokos
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This, from the child who has probably left the house (on more than one occasion) wearing a yellow striped shirt with neon blue pants and ballet slippers or a church shirt with sweatpants and her winter boots...in August.

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#23

Odd Kid Things

NewDadNotes Report

Gonzalo Terán
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"My mommy gave me to your family to be your best friend". Disney version. "I´m an ET bond to this kitten body to help you against the evil of this world". Marvel version. "I crawl out of tighten bag full with my brothers´ corpses and swim to the river shore. Now feed me slave". DC version.

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#26

Odd Kid Things

mommajessiec Report

donghun's emo cactus
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes when I'm drawing non-digital art, I just repeat in my mind 'Command Z, Command Z, Command Z nnnOOOOOOO-'

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#28

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Sophie Warner
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son was 6 when he told me he liked sleeping, because "It's like being dead, but not having to stay dead." He was going through a phase. I once also woke up to find him standing over me with a torch lit & pointed right at me. He said "Carry on", turned off the torch & just kept on standing there... in the dark. He is 19 now & mostly normal! No teenager is "normal"!

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#29

Odd Kid Things

LurkAtHomeMom Report

~Rev. Ocean (& Yes To Both)
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a mother of three (the eldest now 25), I can state, with confidence, WELL DONE, Mom!!

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#30

Odd Kid Things

seauxcocoa Report

#32

Odd Kid Things

PetrickSara Report

Jaxon Wild
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who needs kids when you can just have scary movies?

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#38

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Batwench
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The right path, this child follows. Hummmmm.

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#39

Odd Kid Things

thedad Report

#40

Odd Kid Things

DraggingFeeties Report

Susann Campbell
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter did my hair at that age , I said the same thing and she said the same thing and I asked her why and she said that if I looked in the mirror at my hair then I would know.

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#41

Odd Kid Things

whatbabytalk Report

Sophie Warner
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Grandma complains that my Grandad couldn't find a clean shirt in a wardrobe full of them! We don't have the heart to tell her he was just too scared to wear the wrong one! Church shirt for gardening, best shirt for work, work shirt at a funeral, so he would pretend he couldn't find one so she would give him "the right shirt"! I wish I had met him, he sounds like he was a true gentleman & a saint!

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#42

Odd Kid Things

cydbeer Report

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#43

Odd Kid Things

emacthadon Report

A B C
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. That's me. Afterwards, I'll start my career as crazy cat lady.

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#44

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

athornedrose
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the line between cute and horror movie is WAFER THIN when it comes to kids....

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#45

Odd Kid Things

TheLateSh0w Report

Gonzalo Terán
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You really need to know that now. Seriously.

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#46

Odd Kid Things

UnfilteredMama Report

JillVille
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His Force skills will soon develop. Tell him to keep trying!

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#47

Odd Kid Things

djgoor Report

Ryo Bakura
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Coming up on Season Six of Brooklyn Nine-Nine; Cagney and Lacey ruin Daddy/Daughter Game Night.

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#48

Odd Kid Things

kierstenwhite Report

borklaser
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My 4yo had combo words like "chiwalla" that can be used for Chihuahua or koala, and "granilla" for gorilla and granola. I run interference for anyone that tries to correct her.

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#49

Odd Kid Things

htxraull Report

earringnut
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I could change tattoos daily I would get so many of them...

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