Some parents would reassure you that raising a child is the most wonderful experience of their lives and that they wouldn't trade it for anything else. However, there are plenty of those (especially on social media) who are not shy about the many struggles they go through while trying to grow an offspring into a functional human being. And we're not only glad they upload many photos to illustrate their point because it gives us a good laugh. It also serves as a fair warning. For, after all, kids are quite a challenge. And they're also weird. If you didn't think that way already, perhaps you should look through some of the strange things kids say. Scroll down below to see what parents reported their children had said and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites! (Facebook cover image: pxhere)

#1

Odd Kid Things

RogueDadMD Report

Vic 2 weeks ago

This kid is going places.. We need more people like him who see logic..

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#2

Odd Kid Things

Lhlodder Report

Vic 2 weeks ago

*slow clap*

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#3

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Gonzalo Terán 2 weeks ago

Amazing subject for a 5 y.o.

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#4

Odd Kid Things

stiggib3 Report

PurplePanda77 2 weeks ago

That is so...terrible and awesome at the same time...

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#5

Odd Kid Things

jake_5_bayless Report

glowworm2 2 weeks ago

Oh gawd! XD!

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#6

Odd Kid Things

rachelle_mandik Report

athornedrose 2 weeks ago

pandora's art box

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#7

Odd Kid Things

DraggingFeeties Report

electricblue 2 weeks ago

I have never related to someone so much...

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#8

Odd Kid Things

crookedroads770 Report

Perryn Stert 2 weeks ago

Yes, and the penguin is the ice duck

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#9

Odd Kid Things

carlie_veenhuis Report

Vic 2 weeks ago

Ouch.. Thats gotta hurt.. This kid might start roast comedy soon.

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#10

Odd Kid Things

moooooog35 Report

infected & injectified 2 weeks ago

IT'S SQUISHY, KAREN! ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?

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#11

Odd Kid Things

AngryManTV Report

Elena Adams 2 weeks ago

uniboob

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#12

Odd Kid Things

Six_Pack_Mom Report

Vic 2 weeks ago

I ain't doin' time for the crime I didn't do..

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#13

Odd Kid Things

keera_w Report

Vic 2 weeks ago

Well he uses the nutty metric system..

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#14

Odd Kid Things

jacaristar Report

FatBaby 2 weeks ago

Brutal

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#15

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Molly Tallmadge 2 weeks ago

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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#16

Odd Kid Things

MommyNarrated Report

Batwench 2 weeks ago

Well you weren't specific about the type of pea/pee. Rookie Error.

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#17

Odd Kid Things

octopuscaveman Report

Molly Tallmadge 2 weeks ago

Sounds like you should try it...

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#18

Odd Kid Things

hallierb Report

Perryn Stert 2 weeks ago

So... definitely?

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#19

Odd Kid Things

kirstenabigail2 Report

Vic 2 weeks ago

Ouch!

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#20

Odd Kid Things

Lhlodder Report

Molly Tallmadge 2 weeks ago

Also me

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#21

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

FatBaby 2 weeks ago

Must be why my mom's always wishing she never had me but LOOK I'm still here. yay

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#22

Odd Kid Things

HousewifeOfHell Report

MJ 2 weeks ago

Pick the boots. You can have the pleasure wearing them the rest of your life, your daughter will be out of the house by the time she's 18..

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#23

Odd Kid Things

NewDadNotes Report

Gonzalo Terán 2 weeks ago

"My mommy gave me to your family to be your best friend". Disney version. "I´m an ET bond to this kitten body to help you against the evil of this world". Marvel version. "I crawl out of tighten bag full with my brothers´ corpses and swim to the river shore. Now feed me slave". DC version.

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#24

Odd Kid Things

tragicallyhere Report

Molly Tallmadge 2 weeks ago

I relate to these things so much

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#25

Odd Kid Things

fairfairisles Report

Perryn Stert 2 weeks ago

They are hell hounds

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#26

Odd Kid Things

mommajessiec Report

donghun's emo cactus 2 weeks ago

Sometimes when I'm drawing non-digital art, I just repeat in my mind 'Command Z, Command Z, Command Z nnnOOOOOOO-'

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#27

Odd Kid Things

mommajessiec Report

infected & injectified 2 weeks ago

Oh no indeed, little one... Oh no indeed...

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#28

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Sophie Warner 2 weeks ago (edited)

My son was 6 when he told me he liked sleeping, because "It's like being dead, but not having to stay dead." He was going through a phase. I once also woke up to find him standing over me with a torch lit & pointed right at me. He said "Carry on", turned off the torch & just kept on standing there... in the dark. He is 19 now & mostly normal! No teenager is "normal"!

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#29

Odd Kid Things

LurkAtHomeMom Report

~Rev. Ocean (& Yes To Both) 2 weeks ago

As a mother of three (the eldest now 25), I can state, with confidence, WELL DONE, Mom!!

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#30

Odd Kid Things

seauxcocoa Report

FatBaby 2 weeks ago

I'd gladly throw him n for ya

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#31

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Terry T. 2 weeks ago

Maybe they were oatmeal cookies....

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#32

Odd Kid Things

PetrickSara Report

Jaxon Wild 2 weeks ago

Who needs kids when you can just have scary movies?

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#33

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Oki 2 weeks ago

Verbing weirds language.

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#34

Odd Kid Things

UnfilteredMama Report

minerva15 2 weeks ago

Doesn't he have a nose?

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#35

Odd Kid Things

iwearaonesie Report

Perryn Stert 2 weeks ago

Does he now?

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#36

Odd Kid Things

wasteIandbaby Report

FatBaby 2 weeks ago

Crap, what'd he do this time

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#37

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Vic 2 weeks ago

I love kissing cake too...

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#38

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Batwench 2 weeks ago

The right path, this child follows. Hummmmm.

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#39

Odd Kid Things

thedad Report

Amery 2 weeks ago

Toothy pig...omfg... LMAO`!

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#40

Odd Kid Things

DraggingFeeties Report

MJ 2 weeks ago

Do you need some ointment for that burn?!?

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#41

Odd Kid Things

whatbabytalk Report

Aussie Stace 2 weeks ago

Carrots are supposed to help see better

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#42

Odd Kid Things

cydbeer Report

infected & injectified 2 weeks ago

Are you telling me that pink ISN'T a number?? My life is a lie

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#43

Odd Kid Things

emacthadon Report

A B C 2 weeks ago

Yep. That's me. Afterwards, I'll start my career as crazy cat lady.

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#44

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

athornedrose 2 weeks ago

the line between cute and horror movie is WAFER THIN when it comes to kids....

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#45

Odd Kid Things

TheLateSh0w Report

Gonzalo Terán 2 weeks ago

You really need to know that now. Seriously.

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#46

Odd Kid Things

UnfilteredMama Report

JillVille 2 weeks ago

His Force skills will soon develop. Tell him to keep trying!

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#47

Odd Kid Things

djgoor Report

MJ 2 weeks ago

Damn!!! I pitty the man she marries...

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#48

Odd Kid Things

kierstenwhite Report

borklaser 2 weeks ago

My 4yo had combo words like "chiwalla" that can be used for Chihuahua or koala, and "granilla" for gorilla and granola. I run interference for anyone that tries to correct her.

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#49

Odd Kid Things

htxraull Report

earringnut 2 weeks ago

If I could change tattoos daily I would get so many of them...

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#50

Odd Kid Things

idtweetforever Report

Deborah B 2 weeks ago

I like that he's precise.

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