Some parents would reassure you that having young kids is the most wonderful experience of their lives and that they wouldn't trade it for anything else. However, there are plenty of those (especially on social media) who are not shy about the many struggles they go through while trying to grow an offspring into a functional human being. And we're not only glad they upload many photos to illustrate their point because it gives us a good laugh. It also serves as a fair warning. For, after all, kids are quite a challenge. Some are also quite weird, while others - incredibly funny kids. If you didn't think that way already, perhaps you should look through some of the strange things kids say. These little opinionated odd birds always have a piece of unfalteringly logical thinking to share, but most often it categorizes as incredibly weird things to say. Scroll down below to see what parents reported their adorably smart kids had said and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites! (Facebook cover image: pxhere)

#1

Odd Kid Things

RogueDadMD Report

Vic
Community Member
2 years ago

This kid is going places.. We need more people like him who see logic..

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#2

Odd Kid Things

Lhlodder Report

Vic
Community Member
2 years ago

*slow clap*

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#3

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Gonzalo Terán
Community Member
2 years ago

Amazing subject for a 5 y.o.

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#4

Odd Kid Things

stiggib3 Report

PurplePanda77
Community Member
2 years ago

That is so...terrible and awesome at the same time...

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#5

Odd Kid Things

jake_5_bayless Report

glowworm2
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh gawd! XD!

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#6

Odd Kid Things

rachelle_mandik Report

athornedrose
Community Member
2 years ago

pandora's art box

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#7

Odd Kid Things

DraggingFeeties Report

electricblue
Community Member
2 years ago

I have never related to someone so much...

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#8

Odd Kid Things

crookedroads770 Report

Perryn Stert
Community Member
2 years ago

Yes, and the penguin is the ice duck

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#9

Odd Kid Things

carlie_veenhuis Report

Vic
Community Member
2 years ago

Ouch.. Thats gotta hurt.. This kid might start roast comedy soon.

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#10

Odd Kid Things

AngryManTV Report

Elena Adams
Community Member
2 years ago

uniboob

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#11

Odd Kid Things

moooooog35 Report

Dani
Community Member
2 years ago

Priceless XD

debrina blackmoon
Community Member
2 years ago

i can say honestly i have never seen that sentence before

Catlady6000
Community Member
2 years ago

Thanks, I just snorted Dr. Pepper through my nose

Amery
Community Member
2 years ago

At least they're not 'porking' the pork, right?!?! :P

Marlene Riethmüller
Community Member
2 years ago

ROTFL

Nadja Lambacher
Community Member
2 years ago

that sounds like a euphemism lol

Michelle Dodson
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG - I'm dying!

Snowball Gacha
Community Member
9 months ago

Very phenomenal XD

Snowball Gacha
Community Member
9 months ago

Amazing XD

Trish Christoffersen
Community Member
2 years ago

I laughed way too hard at this!

Curious Cat
Community Member
2 years ago

Karen.. thinks shes so smart.

Kim Lorton
Community Member
2 years ago

Hahahahaha!!!

Bluebell Rizzi
Community Member
2 years ago

I got no words

thepotatogirl
Community Member
2 years ago

Me as a parent

Bacony
Community Member
2 years ago

Spankety Spankety Spankety Poke the Pork.

HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

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Here child, we have the murdered flesh of a young pig who wanted to live, run free and enjoy life, a pig that is more emotionally aware than you, feels pain, loneliness and fear just like humans do, probably had its teeth and tail removed with no form of anesthetic and was gassed to death in a scream filled chamber or had it's young throat stabbed in front of it's young siblings who then have the same knife jammed into their throats, here child, learn about torture and death (but the socially acceptable torture and death of course).

Manideepa Banerjee
Community Member
2 years ago

Awesome. But still ruthless to put that in the mind of a kid. Dont want him turning into the next Hannibal Lecter or Jeepers Creepers.

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#12

Odd Kid Things

Six_Pack_Mom Report

Vic
Community Member
2 years ago

I ain't doin' time for the crime I didn't do..

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#13

Odd Kid Things

keera_w Report

Vic
Community Member
2 years ago

Well he uses the nutty metric system..

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#14

Odd Kid Things

jacaristar Report

FatBaby
Community Member
2 years ago

Brutal

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#15

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Molly Tallmadge
Community Member
2 years ago

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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#16

Odd Kid Things

MommyNarrated Report

Batwench
Community Member
2 years ago

Well you weren't specific about the type of pea/pee. Rookie Error.

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#17

Odd Kid Things

octopuscaveman Report

Molly Tallmadge
Community Member
2 years ago

Sounds like you should try it...

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#18

Odd Kid Things

hallierb Report

Perryn Stert
Community Member
2 years ago

So... definitely?

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#19

Odd Kid Things

kirstenabigail2 Report

Vic
Community Member
2 years ago

Ouch!

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#20

Odd Kid Things

Lhlodder Report

Molly Tallmadge
Community Member
2 years ago

Also me

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#21

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

FatBaby
Community Member
2 years ago

Must be why my mom's always wishing she never had me but LOOK I'm still here. yay

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#22

Odd Kid Things

HousewifeOfHell Report

Michelle Pitsiokos
Community Member
2 years ago

This, from the child who has probably left the house (on more than one occasion) wearing a yellow striped shirt with neon blue pants and ballet slippers or a church shirt with sweatpants and her winter boots...in August.

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#23

Odd Kid Things

NewDadNotes Report

Gonzalo Terán
Community Member
2 years ago

"My mommy gave me to your family to be your best friend". Disney version. "I´m an ET bond to this kitten body to help you against the evil of this world". Marvel version. "I crawl out of tighten bag full with my brothers´ corpses and swim to the river shore. Now feed me slave". DC version.

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#24

Odd Kid Things

tragicallyhere Report

Molly Tallmadge
Community Member
2 years ago

I relate to these things so much

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#25

Odd Kid Things

fairfairisles Report

Perryn Stert
Community Member
2 years ago

They are hell hounds

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#26

Odd Kid Things

mommajessiec Report

donghun's emo cactus
Community Member
2 years ago

Sometimes when I'm drawing non-digital art, I just repeat in my mind 'Command Z, Command Z, Command Z nnnOOOOOOO-'

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#27

Odd Kid Things

mommajessiec Report

~Rev. Ocean (& Yes To Both)
Community Member
2 years ago

At least she didn't clap her hands with glee...

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#28

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Sophie Warner
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

My son was 6 when he told me he liked sleeping, because "It's like being dead, but not having to stay dead." He was going through a phase. I once also woke up to find him standing over me with a torch lit & pointed right at me. He said "Carry on", turned off the torch & just kept on standing there... in the dark. He is 19 now & mostly normal! No teenager is "normal"!

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#29

Odd Kid Things

LurkAtHomeMom Report

~Rev. Ocean (& Yes To Both)
Community Member
2 years ago

As a mother of three (the eldest now 25), I can state, with confidence, WELL DONE, Mom!!

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#30

Odd Kid Things

seauxcocoa Report

FatBaby
Community Member
2 years ago

I'd gladly throw him n for ya

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#31

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Terry T.
Community Member
2 years ago

Maybe they were oatmeal cookies....

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#32

Odd Kid Things

PetrickSara Report

Jaxon Wild
Community Member
2 years ago

Who needs kids when you can just have scary movies?

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#33

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Oki
Community Member
2 years ago

Verbing weirds language.

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#34

Odd Kid Things

UnfilteredMama Report

minerva15
Community Member
2 years ago

Doesn't he have a nose?

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#35

Odd Kid Things

iwearaonesie Report

Perryn Stert
Community Member
2 years ago

Does he now?

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#36

Odd Kid Things

wasteIandbaby Report

FatBaby
Community Member
2 years ago

Crap, what'd he do this time

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#37

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Vic
Community Member
2 years ago

I love kissing cake too...

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#38

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Batwench
Community Member
2 years ago

The right path, this child follows. Hummmmm.

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#39

Odd Kid Things

thedad Report

Amery
Community Member
2 years ago

Toothy pig...omfg... LMAO`!

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#40

Odd Kid Things

DraggingFeeties Report

Susann Campbell
Community Member
2 years ago

My daughter did my hair at that age , I said the same thing and she said the same thing and I asked her why and she said that if I looked in the mirror at my hair then I would know.

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#41

Odd Kid Things

whatbabytalk Report

Aussie Stace
Community Member
2 years ago

Carrots are supposed to help see better

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#42

Odd Kid Things

cydbeer Report

earringnut
Community Member
2 years ago

Pink is always the right answer.

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#43

Odd Kid Things

emacthadon Report

A B C
Community Member
2 years ago

Yep. That's me. Afterwards, I'll start my career as crazy cat lady.

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#44

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

athornedrose
Community Member
2 years ago

the line between cute and horror movie is WAFER THIN when it comes to kids....

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#45

Odd Kid Things

TheLateSh0w Report

Gonzalo Terán
Community Member
2 years ago

You really need to know that now. Seriously.

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#46

Odd Kid Things

UnfilteredMama Report

JillVille
Community Member
2 years ago

His Force skills will soon develop. Tell him to keep trying!

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#47

Odd Kid Things

djgoor Report

Ryo Bakura
Community Member
2 years ago

Coming up on Season Six of Brooklyn Nine-Nine; Cagney and Lacey ruin Daddy/Daughter Game Night.

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#48

Odd Kid Things

kierstenwhite Report

borklaser
Community Member
2 years ago

My 4yo had combo words like "chiwalla" that can be used for Chihuahua or koala, and "granilla" for gorilla and granola. I run interference for anyone that tries to correct her.

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#49

Odd Kid Things

htxraull Report

earringnut
Community Member
2 years ago

If I could change tattoos daily I would get so many of them...

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#50

Odd Kid Things

idtweetforever Report

Deborah B
Community Member
2 years ago

I like that he's precise.

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