People Are Sharing Priceless “Not My Job” Moments Caught In Pictures And Here Are 45 Of The Laziest Ones (New Pics)
You’re a human being, not a maliciously compliant robot who follows orders exactly as they’re given to them. Without thinking too much. Without expending more energy than needed. Without considering the fact that they’re making life harder for others. But there are plenty of folks out there who actually take their instructions and follow them to the letter, doing the bare minimum, instead of looking at the spirit of what they’re asked to do. This results in some truly hilarious fails that are sure to perk up your mood.
And that’s also how they end up on the ‘Not My Job’ subreddit, a massive community of over 752k people, that’s dedicated to people doing their jobs, but not very well. It perfectly captures one of the many aspects of the human condition, namely, being super lazy and not giving a rat’s behind about how things end up looking.
Upvote the pics from r/NotMyJob that you enjoyed the most, let us know which ones stole your heart, and if you’ve got similar tales to tell, we’d absolutely love to hear all about your colleagues. Oh, and there’s more where all of this came from: you’ll find our first post about r/NotMyJob right over here.
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Security Dog
Got The Chatbot Working, Boss
Well, now I have that song stuck in my head. Not that I'm complaining; it's an awesome song. :p
Printed The Sign, Boss
In an earlier interview with my colleague, the founder of r/NotMyJob, redditor Ani625, told Bored Panda that the subreddit is all about people doing the bare minimum. And not an iota more!
“This results in the 'product' being far from neat/complete/usable, depending on what it is,” the founder and moderator explained to Bored Panda previously. And that leads to some truly bizarre and absurd situations which the ‘Not My Job’ subreddit is happy to share with the world.
Care To Elaborate??
I Mean, It’s Important To Follow Safety Protocols
You never know when you get stuck in your car for hours and hours. Good to have some cake to eat.
Previous Owners Built This House, Told Us There Was Insulation In The Roof. True Story
Laziness can be the mother of invention, however, most of the time it's the mother** of frustration.
The subreddit will be celebrating its 8th birthday at the end of the month, on July 30, so if you like their stuff, go on and give them a quick ‘hi, congrats.’
The entire ‘Not My Job’ project was started way back in 2013 all thanks to a single viral post on another subreddit. “An image of a dead animal painted over on a road became popular on another subreddit,” the founder said that the road painters were too lazy to do a better job. Things took off from there thanks to someone dropping a spot-on comment.
That’s Good To Hear
Painted The Lines Boss
“I’m A Painter, Not An Exterminator.” -This Person Probably
In the insect world, this is a horror movie. "Oh my god, it's Darren! He's been mummified alive!" PAINTBRUSH: The Nightmare Begins.
“Someone said the phrase 'not my job!' in the comments, and people seem to be interested in such an idea. I created /r/NotMyJob and linked the subreddit then and there, which got its first few subscribers.”
After that, “users kept on mentioning the sub all over Reddit whenever they saw such content, and the subreddit grew.”
Made The Error Message Boss
Updated Our Working Hours, Boss
Labeled The Sports Boss
Just Moved Into My New Apartment And Saw This
Instead Of 2 A's And 2 E's, We Got 4 A's In This Happy New Year Balloon Pack
Delivered The Package Boss
Not Sure How This Made It Through Proofreading, Peer Review, And Copyediting
Yeah you gotta remember to remove those bits though
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This is why you should always colour code or highlight remarks, instructions and anything that's not part of the content. Otherwise, proofreaders might not notice. These are people working long hours on mountains of text every day....
Or just use "add comment" does all that for you! And hides the comment offscreen entirely. Just remember to delete all before you send
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He is a Hungarian guy probably (Gabor is the Hungarian form of the name Gabriel)
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I don't get it. I'm a little paranoid, so I would never write adjectives like crappy, stupid, shitty in work related documents our texts because everyone knows stuff like this happens. Why not just write "put xyz here", instead of "put crappy xyz here"?
My Female Biological Parent does that because she's a narcissist who needs to put down others to make herself feel better. I wouldn't do it either so I'm guessing that you are a nice person 😁😻😃
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From 2014 though, https://retractionwatch.com/2014/11/11/overly-honest-references-should-we-cite-the-crappy-gabor-paper-here/
100% me making notes in all my college papers. Thankfully, I never left one in accidentally.
So what you're saying is, that a Crappy fish is crappy, huh? ;)
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That's why you highlight those things in colour. I like to use "TODO", "DEBUG" and "COUNTERFEIT" tags in all of my work so that by the end of it, I can just CTRL+F these annotations and fix everything that needs fixing.
Or just use comments. Then you can jump straight to each comment in the review menu.
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I believe they are saying: While the mating preferences of female fish (who they stay near) MAY control "schooling" (directions a group of fish swim) and "shoaling" (group just 'hanging out'), they DON'T think that it's likely. And that they'd recreated research others have done to test the theories. 🐟🐠🐡 It's only a tiny part of a research paper, so I could be wrong...but as I write this for you it suddenly sounds like a man saying what a woman wants doesn't matter.
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How funny that my own comment made it through review also....
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Lmao. Tobler et al and Plath et al would be feeling pretty happy right now I'm sure. If this got past peer review and was actually published, that's a nightmare.
Probably peer-reviewed by Gabor, who has a sense of humour and an alibi
Yeah...to be honest, if they didn't hi-lite that area, my eyes would have slid right over it...LOL
IKR, because it's full of long, technical words that most people don't use. It's like reading monotone 🥱😴
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Probably because proofreading is a dead art. That's not necessarily a "not my job dept" issue, though it does literally result from companies and organizations deciding to eliminate as many jobs as possible and make the remaining people do all the tasks of the eliminated job positions. It might not be malicious or even lazy. Just a failure of resource allocation, for a lack of resources.
Just... just proofread your own work after writing it.
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"I Just Can't Wait to Be King" from The Lion King popped into my head as soon as I saw this. 🎶
Rail Installed, Boss!
Pasted The Poster Boss!
Made The Warning Label Boss
The Chosen One
Boss said try again. He then got sacked by him for gross sexual misconduct
Finished The Road Surfacing, Boss
England has the Sword In the Stone, we have the Shovel in the Asphalt.
Best Before
Got The Un Logo Boss
Straight Lines Painted Boss!
I Dressed The Mannyqween Boss
It’s Not My Job To Dress The Mannequins
Trained Everyone Up On The Security System, Boss
I Asked For Extra Cheese. It Might Have Been His First Day
Wrote The Cleaning Instructions Boss
Beware Don’t Take Your Kids Here On Sundays
Made The House Frame, Boss!
I Mean He Was Just Told To Put An Image
Changed The Speed Limit Sign Boss
Installed Anti Theft Tags On Collectibles Boss
A+ For Being Ingenious
Cleared The Snow, Boss
It's the driver's fault. There is usually a sign asking for cars to be moved so the parking lot can be cleared
Installed The Stove, Boss
Finished The Fence Boss
Application Was So Good, Took Them 6 Years To Read It!
Door Successfully Installed
All He Wanted Was A Nice View And Fresh Air
This is near my house in Petrčane, Croatia. What makes this even worse is that house is on the beach, and it has unobstructed view to the sea. Uh, "had" unobstructed view to the sea 😂🤦
Put The Store Capacity Sign Up Boss!
Face That's Too Handsome It Doesn't Need A Mask On
Moving To A New House. This Is Where The Last Owners Had Their China Cabinet
At least you can paint to match, that rail looks like it doesn't even match, let alone line up
Note: this post originally had 85 images. It’s been shortened to the top 45 images based on user votes.
I don't understand some of these. Are the people doing such things really that stupid? Or is it just that they absolutely don't care?
When your supervisor is an a-hole, you do exactly as instructed, then look innocent and say, "That is what you said to do, boss!" AKA Malicious COmpliance with Willful Stupidity and/or They Said Get It Done Fast, Not Get it Done Right...
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I am sure some of these are real but I wonder how many were photoshopped
These would be in "The Illustrated Karl Marx," in the Theory of Alienation chapter.
Ironically, so many of them are apparently government workers.
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yeah, that's a glitch that just happens sometimes. the same exact entry shows up twice (if you check, the duplicates will have the same comments and number of upvotes)
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I don't understand some of these. Are the people doing such things really that stupid? Or is it just that they absolutely don't care?
When your supervisor is an a-hole, you do exactly as instructed, then look innocent and say, "That is what you said to do, boss!" AKA Malicious COmpliance with Willful Stupidity and/or They Said Get It Done Fast, Not Get it Done Right...
Load More Replies... I am sure some of these are real but I wonder how many were photoshopped
These would be in "The Illustrated Karl Marx," in the Theory of Alienation chapter.
Ironically, so many of them are apparently government workers.
Load More Replies... yeah, that's a glitch that just happens sometimes. the same exact entry shows up twice (if you check, the duplicates will have the same comments and number of upvotes)
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