45 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work
There's a whole subreddit dedicated to laughing at all the people who are clueless at how girls work, and it's gold. Created in 2018, it already has over 230k members who are constantly sharing the dumbest and most ignorant things they've read about the female body. And believe me, there are plenty of them. Some have no idea why women can't cancel their periods, and others... Well, just continue scrolling and see for yourself.
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Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive
How can someone think that? Every organ would stay perfectly put, but a uterus would come flying out? WHY?
Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem
Seriously. SERIOUSLY. What the fuck is wrong with people? It's NEVER the victim's fault
Hope My Credit Gets Approved
A virgin who has no clue what to do in bed vs. an experienced woman. Let's guess which wedding night will be more exciting.
May I Suggest This Pic For This Sub's Banner?
Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help
I hate guys like this.."Like me..hey..I said like me....why don't you like me...what would it take for you to like me?" Then they get defensive when they get verbally punched in the face for being annoying.
Posted This On R/Historymemes
If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub
Does... does this guy enjoy having his privates prodded with cold metal objects by a female gynecologist while his wife is off watching a Chippendale show?
He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You
Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work
There's a bit more story to this one actually. The numbers were off the charts because the logistics people had to assume something would go wrong, and she might have been stuck in orbit for way longer. Basically same thing with food. If they send someone up for a week, they pack a month's ration.
The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week
Apparently I am severely missing out on all the sex I should be having
Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work
Yeahhh Right
Repeat after me: you are not your husband's cook, cleaner and daycare worker.
Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes
So by hat logic tattoed men are all gay men who enjoy having sharp objects jammed up their butt, yes?
Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???
God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*
Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl
On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!
This man is just.... I mean just for people who never heard of him, lately he got himself in trouble because he wrote a "autobiographic" book pretending his father was beating him up when he was a child. The father and the whole family answered that the only times the father hit him it was because he tried to throw his brother through a window.... Plus his antisemitic drawings and texts went public few weeks ago.
Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing
I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh
Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face
Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype
Yep, I go through almost every isle, grabbing groceries from both sides of the isle, cause somebody didn't put my trolley full of the weekly groceries, ready to go, in one spot for me. Obviously the smarter than me man in this scenario lives off of one food source only, clever guy, is it noodles? Mac n cheese? must ask for his secret.
My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes
Okay firstly, vans are a terrible choice for the gym. They offer completely inadequate support and if you wear them to work out because "hurr I'm a man and I only need one pair of shoes" you're going to mess up your back and your knees.
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I am so grateful to have normal, happy, healthy, friendly, open-minded men in my life who treat me and all women like human beings.
Ah thanks. After all this BS I felt a little lost and lonely. Nice to see there are still others out there who aren't stuck in Neandertal.
Michał what about gay gals?
Michal - then the method you are using to choose the women you go out with is fundamentally flawed. Change your criteria.
Me, too, both at work and in my personal life. On a side note: These were really awful, but I'd actually like a post like this about dumb stuff women say, too. That would be more educational for me, because I hear a lot about dumb stuff men say.
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Have you looked at their internet habits?
Si, do you not respect others’ privacy?
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as a guy - im yet to meet a woman that fully treats men as people instead of money/asset dispenser or ego booster, in some way.
I am a male who tries hard to be as far away from this dangerous, life denying, choking idiocy as possible. I hope there are plenty of us out there.
There are - and you shouldn't have been downvoted.
He should've been downvoted for the blatant virtue signalling. It's pathetic.
Not sure why you were downvoted either. There are a lot of really decent guys out there, and, as far as I'm aware, the mental cases are far and few between.
Virtue signalling on this level makes my skin crawl. The biggest creeps are often virtue signallers. If you're a normal person you don't need to broadcast it like it's an achievement.
He’s allowed to participate. It doesn’t seem like virtue signaling to me
I don't think saying what you believe is the same as virtue signalling. If it was, then he's in a no-win situation.
So much of casual but dangerous sexism stuff around and still people think its negative to ridicule these people?
As a male, i apologise for this biggotry , seems a shi* ton of peole are still stuck in 1568 year...
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you probably the first slavic person i seen that is a cuck beta male
Some of those religious and incel groups are truly scary. More cute panda pictures, less crazy people on Boredpanda please!
I'm truly puzzled by a misogynist participating in this sub.
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yeah, less feminism, less reddit's r/nicegirls, and it would be glorious.
What did I just read? I think I've lost some brain cells.
In my preteen and teen years I used to hold some very misogynistic views similar to these. I'm glad that with a lot of discussion, education, and trying to learn from my mistakes that I have grown out of it. The incel community scares me. Men need to try to look at things from womens' perspectives. Studying history and going to higher education helps. We all need more empathy.
It's possible to build a list with stupid stuff women say to men, also.
I actually would enjoy reading that
it happens, even though i don't do it
Go ahead and make a list. I’m open to learning something
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Go ahead. It won’t be so poisonous. For some inexplicable reason, women generally support and think the best of men.
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Where the fuck do these men come from? The stupidity, arrogance, ignorance, sexism, homophobia, misogyny, racism, delusion, on display in these posts had my jaw on the floor. Absolutely appalling. I need to scrub my brain clean of this garbage and go hug my amazing, beautiful, sweet, kind, brilliant, funny, strong, loving, wonderful wife.
Careful there, wouldn't want to accidentally have an original thought.
There are many, many really great men in this world. Thank you for being one of them!
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Stop condoning virtue signalling.
spoken like a true cuck...
Someone’s triggered
Careful there, wouldn't want to accidentally have an original thought.
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Welcome to women’s world
I'm confused about the downvoting patterns in here was it just some bored trolls or what like why is everyone getting randomly downvoted
*gets downvoted for asking why people are being downvoted*
We've come so far, but we still have a very long way to go.
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We haven’t come that far. Women are allowed by the state to work and pay taxes. Get to work in one piece, be respected once there and get a fair share of resources - not so much
Got 15 in and couldn't anymore... I'm so tired of being regularly embarrassed by my gender...
Don't be. Women are not a hive mind but neither are men. There are awesome and wonderful guys, and thankfully I happen to know a lot. There are good people and horrible people, there are good women and men and there are horrible women and men. It's not our gender dictating our personality. Otherwise we could be ashamed all the time :)
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You think you know a lot. You don’t know what goes on in their heads. Misogynists walk amongst us.
Ah, here's another virtue signaller idiot. One, these are either fake or jokes (for the most part) and two, it's not going to get you laid.
Please point out where they said they wanted to get laid 🙄
Why the cynicism?
there are some of these that are hilarious and others that make me think "why weren't you hit with a frying pan (tangled style)?" (I'm not that violent...but still)
Actually, some people who said/posted these were hit in the head with a frying pan and never recovered.
I found most of these pretty darn funny!
Some people are complete idiots. I feel sad that people who are misogynistic still exist in today's day and age.
Was funny at the beginning, after post 15, I noticed feeling sad
Fortunately these types of men aren't common place. Hopefully these ones don't procreate.
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They’re massively common place. Why do you think women in every country and in every company are discriminated against? Why do you think every woman fears for her safety every day?
This just makes me re-consider the desire for any man. "Men are like a box of chocolates. You never know what nut is in there".
I just wish i ran into people who say these things. I'd like to see the natural environment, TBH. I've never experienced or witnessed anything like it and i've been looking for reasons to let out a little stress. Punching an idiot in the face might help. LOL
As a male this makes me feel ashamed, it's really embarrassing. I apologize in the name of these bunch of idiots.
Don't feel ashamed! We know not all the men are like this and we don't assume the rest of the men have to take responsibility for the way the others act!
You really don't have to wear those high-heeled shoes. It is just matter of choice on being comfy or being cool/fashionista.
Heels are comfortable in summer because it's too hot to wear thicker shoes.
I also always like the typical "i don't stand up for pregnant woman, because she should have f*cked a guy with a car" or " you aren't special because you let someone bust a nut in you" 🤦♀️
Some of these are harmless observational humor, but others are bizarre and lewd.
Even though we unfortunately saw a lot of brainless morons today, I just want to say that a lot of men aren't like this. Yes, there is a portion that are the absolute scum of society but some women are also included in that category. I also feel that maybe a couple on here were posted by trolls or as jokes.
You're all missing the real reason for these posts. They're from incels who cannot get a girlfriend to save their lives, so they figured they might as well NOT have a submissive supermodel housewife virgin girlfriend, than NOT have any actual female person as their girlfriend. BTW I probably speak for most men in saying I am certain *actually* having a submissive supermodel housewife girlfriend, if such a person existed, would be very boring.
Oh these posts made me feel so sad
It's pretty scary how many of these people were actually serious
I wish at some point some men would stop thinking this way or at least stop voicing it out loud. These men clearly don't understand women and that's probably why they have so many problems with women. Women can be anything, do anything, and are more complex than some men know. My mother is a fine example of this. When I was growing up she was a wife, a mother, a student, and a worker all at the same time.
Now I half understand why feminism was invented. A few points to make: girls are not weak and petite, we do not drive terribly, if we wear same outfits then it's actually cool and we might end up being friends, we are NOT YOUR FREAKING SLAVES, we aren't dumb, periods are so much worse then y'all think, and I only have 3 pairs of shoes that I wear on a daily basis. I need to find this subreddit immediately.
This is honestly frightening. There's so much out there that chases and terrifies women every day. I wish there was a way that you could forward these on to their mothers to be like "Sorry, ma'am but this one's not done yet."
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A lot of mothers are misogynists
Ok ew. I got halfway through this and then stopped reading it. I feel really gross - there are some incredible f***ed up guys with warped and, quite frankly, scary views on women. It's simple - we're just trying to live our lives, just like men. We're not playing games, we're not vixens out to destroy you - GET HELP. Please.
Wow I'm glad I don't know any idiotic men who openly say this stuff.
Here's what I don't get. *Hating* women is one thing - people are jerks. But these guys tell you they, and only they, *understand* women - despite being 30-year-old male virgins and, as such, BY DEFINITION, those who know the least about women.
My favorite was the guy mansplaining periods in the comments section of a post that included mansplaining. That was awesome. I had to show my husband.
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Sometimes I regret I never got married. This is not one of those times.
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I have mixed feelings about this. It's amusing to read how stupid incels are, but on the other hand they get an awfull lot of attention this way. I also think that ridiculing them will make some of these idiots even more furious in their hate for women. For the European people that's nothing to worry about. For Americans it can result in another mass shooting if one of these idiots decides he's going to teach the women a lesson today.
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Yay another post designed to make men and women argue in the comments.... Please stop posting these.
I don't see any men and women fighting in the comments, but go off I guess
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Seriously... we've all had enough of these posts.
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feminism is strong in BP kinda sad....its almost misandry tbh...but thats modern media and society in general...theres ppl who literally say men rape with their eyes....this how far we become its sad ....as if women dont make ridiculous assumptions about men...but we get it MAN BAD-WOMAN GOOD NPC DO NOT THINK NPC JUST REPEATS
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This whole post pisses me off
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just take that calming breath ladies. not all men are like this, just enough to make our lives a pain in the ass.
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When you don't know if you should upvote or downvote
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(Sigh) look, for immature men, like teenagers, women are not human, but rather alien beings - apparently intelligent creatures which you really really want to contact, but seem to use a weird, insane logic that makes it very hard to do. Hence the popularity of "first contact" science fiction stories at that age - the average 15-year-old is certain it would be easier to contact the Raelians using mathematics than the cute girl in the next class using English. Most men outgrow this stage. Some never do, and in their anger turn from considering women non-human to considering them *sub*human. Hence the fantasy of the supermodel submissive housewife: since incels figured out they're never going to have sex anyway, they might as well *not* have sex with a submissive supermodel than *not* have sex with a real woman. P.S. As a man, I think I speak for most men when I say that even if I *could* have a submissive supermodel as a wife, I wouldn't want to, it being sure to be boring...
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This is why it should be illegal to be stupid.
then you would be in jail now
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Stupid people are dangerous
you're dangerous?
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I hate shopping with a passion....think I'm the wrong sex
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Let the "man hate" continue! How about a companion article about stupid thing women think and say about men? You know, just to be fair and equal?
It isn't man hate. It is only about a sub-section of boys/men who have ideas that are laughable/dangerous/out of the dark ages. If you are nothing likes these men then you shouldn't be offended.
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Yes you’re right. Men are the victims here.
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This isn’t a list of stupid comments, it’s a list of incel wet dreams.
Incel......................drink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This list should be called 45 posts by some random people who will unnecessarily make your day a bit less happy.
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How to find virtue signallers on the internet: come to a boredpanda post about women.
YES!!!! The sad part is that most of these are either fake (iPhone text threads) or obvious jokes, like the one about how you can't get in a car accident if you are cooking.
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There's a lot of truth in these memes.
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Some people need a lobotomy ASAP, their brain has stopped working
I'm sorry for your loss
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All you women were duped into reading these comments men supposedly made. Just so they can show women are driven by emotion and not using their brains to know this.
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Remember, ladies: unless you are 100% submissive housewives, you just cannot expect to find a *nice guy* like these wonderful catches. How can you refuse?
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I'm sure some are written by childish trolls who only want to make women react angrily.