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Common sense, respect, confidence, and politeness are rarer than you expect. In their place, it’s far too common to see entitlement, anger, arrogance, and vitriol. Especially on social media and online chats. Though it’s often men that get called out for incredibly rude and sometimes even disgusting behavior with women on social media, the truth is that toxicity has no gender, and everyone’s capable of being a huge jerk.
The ‘Incel Stories’ Twitter page shames so-called ‘nice’ guys and gals by sharing screenshots of their posts and messages. If you’ve got any faith in humanity left, lock it up tight, because we’re about to take a dive into the murky part of humankind where desperation, rage, and resentment are allowed to flourish. Here, people think that you have to be a total jerk to make someone attracted to you or that being nice somehow entitles you to romance. And that niceness involved is all just a facade that crumbles the moment they don't get the attention they think they deserve.
As you’re reading these stories, think about what makes these people behave this way, Pandas. And if you’ve ever had to deal with toxic people like that, you can share your experience in the comments, so it acts as a warning to others.
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#1
PiscesMama 3 years ago
Yes, indeed. A plastic one never stalked anyone or threatened anyone (see “give this man some therapy”)
Felix Grace 3 years ago
masturbation and sex are different and people engage in each for different reasons, they don't buy these things to spite or ignore men. that being said, any woman in her right mind would choose some silicone over you :)
TheAquarius1978 3 years ago
Because the plastic object hás a better personality than you???? Lmao
Casey McAlister 3 years ago
Well, you can't get an STD from a plastic object, you can't get pregnant from it, you always can make sure that you'll reach orgasm, it won't have an erectile dysfunction, there is a zero risk it has a stupid man attached to it.
Caroline Kimber 3 years ago
Dildos never complain, their sole aim is to please and consent is 100%
Jessi Lovely 3 years ago
You can go at your own pace, choose size, shape, colour and they’re always hard so WIN WIN WIN
Donkey boi 3 years ago
A guy once said to my friend, 'Only whore women like dildos, because it's sex without attachment!' to which she replied, 'Quite a few of mine do actually have attachments, but they cost extra!'. I was too busy laughing to straighten the fella out!
Dating expert Dan Bacon, the founder of The Modern Man project, was kind enough to share his thoughts about rejection, neediness, and asking someone on a date with Bored Panda. He noted that if your emotional state depends on how another person reacts, behaves, or treats you, then you can be considered to be needy.
"The key to not being needy is to be emotionally independent. This means that you are confident, happy, and secure in yourself regardless of how others behave around you. If you can only be confident, happy, and secure in yourself when people are treating you well, encouraging you, or supporting you, then you are needy," he explained.
Meanwhile, the dating expert pointed out that people should "realize that no woman is compatible with every man she meets and no man is compatible with every woman he meets."
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#2
Nat Rich 3 years ago (edited)
Hahah boyfriend in law, amazing! Really hope she chose guy number 2
Detroit Citizen 3 years ago (edited)
Chose guy number 2. Hes funny and not a possessive @ss with anger issues.
Panda Who Mumbles, Constantly 3 years ago
"Enemy of my enemy is my friend." Hence, lover of my lover is definitely my lover. Pucker up, lover-boy!
#3
Orbital 3 years ago
On behalf of the aliens I gamma quadrant we will pass him on...
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Helen Waight 3 years ago
My husband is a very very actual nice guy. He’d never yell at me, try to control me, and he’s really adorable with our pets. What he’s also ever done is refer to himself as ‘a nice guy’. Those who have to tell you what they are…rarely turn out to be.
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TheAquarius1978 3 years ago
Yea.....that would be a Roman God, but i get your point lol.
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Tobias Reaper 3 years ago
if you have to say you are a nice guy then you probably aren't also women do like nice guys its just that you aren't as nice as you think you are
"However, if a man is getting rejected on a regular basis by women he likes, he should consider learning about how a woman’s attraction works, so he will be more attractive and appealing to a high number of women," Dan, from The Modern Man, told Bored Panda.
"For example: Many men who become angry when rejected are those who mistakenly think that they need to be as nice as possible and then the woman will like them. It’s a naive understanding of women that causes so many men to feel angry and insulted when they don’t get what they want after being very nice to women," he said.
"A man needs to understand that women don’t choose a man based on who is the nicest. A woman does want a good man, but she is also looking to experience a feeling called attraction, rather than just feeling neutral or nice around a guy who is only focused on being nice. When a guy knows how to make women feel attracted during interactions (e.g. by flirting in a confident, charming way), he will see that more women like him," the dating expert shared that niceness alone doesn't necessarily lead to attraction.
#4
PiscesMama 3 years ago
You’re not entitled to any person you want buddy. Topped with a victim complex and alcoholism, that’s a winner 🙄
Helen Waight 3 years ago
And one day the complaints to the boss will start about the guy who cries and then ignores/treats women coworkers like crud after he discovers they are not going to bone him. (I once fired one of these guys. It’s a brilliantly long story)
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Ueda 3 years ago
I can guarantee that this guy will never be at the right place at the right time.
Claire Fraser 3 years ago
This is the sort of person who ends up a stalker .. this level of self entitlement is just scary!
Sarah Turney 3 years ago
Wow I don't understand why you aren't getting all the women you want. You are clearly the most diserable and least pathetic man ever.
Reinaldo Fuentes 3 years ago
If you put this guy's reeking pile of desperation somewhere deep in the heart of the Andromeda Galaxy, the James Webb telescope would still be able to render it in crisp 4k detail.
Creature Cargeaux 3 years ago
I absolutely hate this person so much. We are not objects. We do not owe you a god damn thing. You are not entitled to our time. Our kindness. Our energy or our bodies. You don't get to "have us" just because you were in the "right place at the right time" ... you don't get to be an utter piece of s**t who disrespects us & doesn't give a flying f**k to even get to know us & then just "have us" to yourself just because you think we're gorgeous & we work with you. Like wtf? Maybe you would know she has a fucken Boyfriend if you took 2 seconds to get to know her. It seems like this is a pattern. You lay your eyes on a beautiful woman, you think that you deserve her just because you think you're special & entitled to anything you want... but then you only think about how you deserve her because you're you.... all the while you don't even ask a single important question to get to know about her. I literally hate people like this
#5
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
Probably because Theodore used ALL THE F*****G WORDS. God, what a waste of flesh.
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Helen Waight 3 years ago
The pill makes us into people who’ll shag anyone? Never saw that on the packet.
Giovanna 3 years ago (edited)
I had a friend who would talk all the time about this alpha dog/man thing... he truly believed in it.
Sarah Parker 3 years ago
Who raised this imbecile?! F%$k me, I don't think there's a therapist alive qualified enough to even begin to help this mess. Wow.
Bubbles and sparks 3 years ago
This is just unbelievable... In this day and age you'd expect some normalcy, not a seeker for "Stepford wives". That there even are people like this is quite disturbing.
New Everywhere 3 years ago
What the hell kind of fuckery salad is this? Sorry salad, I apologize
Robert Beveridge 3 years ago
I really need to know what a "hectic drug" is though. You snort cocaine really aggressively or something?
#6
Helen Waight 3 years ago
I’ve had a stalker. It’s not a frikkin compliment you’re paying a woman to do that - it’s inflicting terror for your own ends.
BetterBitterButter 3 years ago
Omar just don't get out of your house if you can't resist stalking someone.
Detroit Citizen 3 years ago
Omar some advice from another guy, read the room my dude, read the room.
GB 3 years ago
Always have your key ready in hand...and a can of pepper spray wouldn't be a bad idea.
Christina Rosetti 3 years ago
I wish. Unfortunately pepper spray is illegal in the UK!
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Pixie 3 years ago
This is why I stand on the opposite streetside "searching for my keys and checking my phone" until the taxi/uber is out of sight
Joy 3 years ago
Or while you're in the cab, reassure 'your man' who's 'up waiting for you' that yes you'll be home soon.
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Jitka Polakova 3 years ago
That's why you should take only licensed taxi. You never know who rides you home with Uber.
Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago
Did you read the second story, where Janey was driven home by a TAXI and was made to feel unsafe? Unfortunately, creepiness is not confined to Uber.
Load More Replies... TheAquarius1978 3 years ago
Stalker Alert... Plus use you frikking brain, " oh i was just stretching my legs " what a dumb a*s, the less creepy answer would be " just making sure you arrive home safelly mam " ( still bad, and still " stalky " but less creepy ,)
In Dan's opinion, men should learn how to ask a woman out in the right way. Playfulness and ease, instead of seriousness, are key. "Some men ask women out in a way that is too serious and definite, which results in a woman feeling the need to keep her guard up. A man needs to be more relaxed and easygoing when asking a woman out, rather than coming across in a way where he is essentially saying, 'If you say yes to going on a date with me, then we are going to be boyfriend and girlfriend."
The dating expert revealed to us that a first date should be a more relaxed meetup "where the two people will have a chat, see if there’s any chemistry and take it from there."
"So, it's better for a man to say something like, 'Hey, we should catch up for a coffee sometime this week,' rather than, 'Would you like to go out on a date with me?' Some women are fine with being asked out on a date if they have a high level of interest in a man, but if they don't, a date will seem too serious and she may decline."
#7
Pandaroo 3 years ago
"I'm a nice guy, so nice I want to kidnap and rape a woman so why don't women like me!"
Ansi 3 years ago
Okay, don't hate on me. But this "I will take it" attidue is really scary... in a nightmare scenario it's now a possibility. With Roe vs Wade gone this guy can easily get what he wants in the future. If he picks a girl that he likes, r@pes her and make her pregnant, he can sue for joint custody and/or visitation rights. He will have the chance to tie down almost any woman he wants for 9months and 18 years. That must be an incels wet dream. It's horrible.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago
No need to hate on you. You are 100% correct. I feel disgusted just thinking about this. This is ultimate slow torture for the victim.
Load More Replies... TheAquarius1978 3 years ago
Lol, i'm broke, overweight, bald and cross eyed, even i can pick up a girl, you know, having a personality helps a lot.
SheamusFanFrom1987 3 years ago
Someone... call... the... Police/National Guard... right... F'n... NOW!!!
Helen Waight 3 years ago
Yeahhhh, this is a ‘tip to law enforcement’ statement. People who are happy making public announcements that they are going to do something horrible are quite likely to actually try it.
whaaaaaaaaaa 3 years ago
Luckily the likes are given to the Twitter account's post, the same way people liked it on here, not to the original one
Load More Replies... Detroit Citizen 3 years ago
Its no wonder women are afraid of us men, they're always stuck seeing the ugliest of us. And my dude, WTF? You need some serious life changes. JFC you even worry me.
#8
30_Helens_Agree 3 years ago
Sadly not as extreme as you’d think. I’ve had a gun pulled on me in a bar when I told a man I wasn’t interested in him. Scariest thing that ever happened to me.
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Ember 3 years ago
It is annoying when people can’t say a simple “Thank You” but I think he may have taken it a bit too personally
Atreïdes 3 years ago (edited)
You seriously would in that situation if you were the victim? You’d be blown to bits.
Load More Replies... Detroit Citizen 3 years ago
That negates the polite gesture of you holding the door dontcha think?
Pamela Blue 3 years ago
I'm a woman and I've held doors open for men and women. I don't really expect a thank you from everyone. It would be nice, but pulling out a gun is taking it a tad too far, I'd say. LOL!
#9
SerumSeven 3 years ago
This one is a 39-year-old virgin who lives in his mom's basement and learned everything from black-market copies of "The Life Cycle Library."
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Donkey boi 3 years ago
1. You only think that because the closest you've ever got to a vagina is buying someone's soiled underwear online which, to be fair, probably don't smell very nice. 2. Go to a gym sometime and tell me how muscles loose their strength after working out? After pushing a miniature human through a hole barely large enough, I'd say that muscle has had a good workout! 3. If you saw the size of some of my bowel movements, you would change your mind about men's arseholes being tighter.
Rost it 3 years ago
B******e tightness has little to do with poo sizes. However it can adjust the shape. Think about a playdoh fun factory and the star shape. :)
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Kurtis Wethington 3 years ago
It wasn't actually *his* TED talk, he just rushed the stage when nobody was looking and rambled until security threw him back onto the street corner he usually rambles at.
Load More Replies... Reinaldo Fuentes 3 years ago
Steven Hawking would elegantly describe this as an incel reaching its mass threshold and collapsing in on itself to become a singularity of infinite virginity.
Jeff Gabrisl 3 years ago
So... This guy doesn't like vagina, and thinks that any type of a**l makes you gay... I think someone is just trying to justify why he is turning gay.
Helen Waight 3 years ago
So why is your mouth not permanently wide open given the huge amount of crud you spew from it?
The ‘Incel Stories’ Twitter page shares ‘an entire story in a screenshot’ and features the most horrendous ‘incel moments and rants.’ Created very recently, in June of 2022, the account had amassed 44.6k followers at the time of writing.
If anything, ‘Incel Stories’ is a how-to guide on how not to behave. Ever! The sad fact is that many of us know at least one person who could easily take the place of the folks whose posts got screenshotted. Some people are unable to take steps to improve their lives and instead blame the world, women, men, and society for how ‘unfairly’ they’re treated. Instead, some choose to fake being nice in order to get what they want.
They feel like they’re entitled to love and respect no matter how horribly they treat others. And dealing with rejection in a mature way is a foreign concept to them.
If you’re unfamiliar with the term ‘incel,’ it’s an abbreviation of ‘involuntarily celibate.’ Often used in a derogatory manner, it refers to people who are ‘least fit to reproduce,’ according to Urban Dictionary.
#10
Jason Melvil 3 years ago
This should not be posted as a joke here. This should be sent to the police pronto.
Helen Waight 3 years ago
Very much agreed. This is exactly the kind of stuff my ex used to type (dunno if he does anymore since I’ve made a massive effort so that he does not know where I am)
Load More Replies... TheAquarius1978 3 years ago (edited)
You poor thing the only thing you're gonna beat os your peepee at night in you parents basement lol.
Detroit Citizen 3 years ago
OP you need to be behind bars. No joke. And if you think your chances of winning a fight with 600 guys are that good, good luck...
Michael Largey 3 years ago
I don't think that he's going to like the dating situation in prison much better.
Reinaldo Fuentes 3 years ago
Me, genuinely perplexed that the percentage of women who identify as lesbian isn't WILDLY greater than it is. [I'm gay. No one needs to tell me it's not something you choose. I know this in my soul. I'm just saying, in the face of this kind of c**p...]
#11
Show thyself 3 years ago
Oh, @wetups was wrong. Somenone took the advice from @greekgodx... o.ô
Lizzy Crit 3 years ago (edited)
Dude. You're 8 years out from high school and still working as a stocker. You want better odds, up your game.
Reinaldo Fuentes 3 years ago
I bet the queue of ladies waiting to get some of this must be about as long as the full stop at the end of this sentence.
Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago
I'm usually all for good grammar, but you really shouldn't have put a full stop at the end of that sentence!
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NsG 3 years ago
I believe there's so much more to this. For a start "not 35 year olds"? So she'd be fine with over/under 35s hitting on her? (Unless she's 18 and it was a 35 yo, in which case, yes, ew). Secondly, fun story time - about 20 years ago while on a girls shopping spree a man approached me and my friend. I believe he got as far as "excuse me" before my friend went off on one, how men should just leave women alone, we can't got five yards without being flirted at, we aren't sex objects, and she stormed off. I actually spoke to the man for a moment before joining her where she tried to have a go at me for encouraging men. I had enough and interrupted "Sally, he was returning your keys, they'd fallen out of your bag." Not every interaction between a man and a woman in the street is flirting and hitting on. (Plus I'm fairly certain, based on watching the man return to his friends that he was gay).
Iva Kazalova 3 years ago
Why else would she be commenting on the age unless it was an inappropriate age difference though 🤨
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Detroit Citizen 3 years ago
How would you know theyre talking about you on social media, unless your stalking their accounts?
ravina nimje 3 years ago
Men forget term "Age appropriate" behavior and starts behaving odd in public and then blame women that they over react.
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
If you don't want to be embarrassed in public, don't act like a f*****g shithead in public.
Droopsnoot 3 years ago
I can't even really process loophole logic like this, but I do know he can't spell
Incels are considered by internet users to be people who behave in very unattractive ways and treat their potential romantic partners poorly. They often feel entitled to someone’s romantic feelings and lash out if they don’t get what they want. As such, they have a lot of pent-up anger and feel like everyone else is to blame for their unhappiness. They rarely, if ever, admit that they’re at fault for being unable to find love. They rely on manipulation to get what they want and they're easy to anger when things don't go their way.
Far from everyone has the focus and willpower to admit their flaws and then work on improving their situation in life. However, those that are willing to be humble and learn, can find that their quality of life improves as they take actionable steps to correct how they live and treat others. When you’re feeling energetic, confident, and love yourself for who you truly are as an individual, it can be easier to be kinder to others.
Fitness expert and entrepreneur Jack Bly previously explained to Bored Panda that everything comes down to the choices that we have to make. "You can endure the pain of workouts and different eating habits OR you can endure the pain of obesity, brain fog, poor mood, early death, low energy, medical bills, and low confidence,” he said that, in his opinion, it’s choosing between these two ways of living. "It isn’t much of a choice at the end of the day."
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Ivo H 3 years ago
Well, at least he ruled himself off with the last paragraph.
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Casey McAlister 3 years ago
Make you barefoot? So you are gonna steal all my shoes and all my money so I can't buy another pair of shoes? Just say you are a criminal.
Bubbles and sparks 3 years ago
The less valuable, trash.... now I have no idea under what rock he's been living, but nowadays people have lives, yes, even women! And just as men they get to enjoy their life exactly how they want to, not according to the standards of this emotional Neanderthal.
Reinaldo Fuentes 3 years ago
Gracious! How is it that large-breasted "10s" aren't just falling out of the sky on top of this dude?
#14
Iampenny 3 years ago
he does make ONE good point, "even below-averrage (whatever that means) women can afford to be choosy." EVERYONE can afford to be choosy. Even if you don't meet the conventional standards of beauty, it doesn't mean that you don't have a choice and have to take the first person who comes on to you.
Kurtis Wethington 3 years ago
Which incels HATE. Incels want/expect "subpar" women (as far from Barbie as possible like being fat and/or Black) to be as desperate and insecure as they are and when said women explicitly *aren't* so hard-up they'd throw themselves at an incel, the incel melts further down that not even "they" would date an incel.
Load More Replies... Natalie 3 years ago
Narcissism, Machiavellianism, and psychopathy are considered the dark triad in personality research.
Load More Replies... Nadine Debard 3 years ago
All of these kind of comments come from immature boys of effing predators. You're supposed to bond with [a woman in this example] in order to have a healthy relationship, watever it means for both of you, and not to catch a girl to win a f*cking trophy. Creep.
Kate Stark 3 years ago
Step 1: Log out of whatever incel echo chamber you're in & delete those accounts. Step 2: Stop looking at women as tools you're entitled to. Step 3: Find a therapist & schedule many appointments. There. Road map back to being a respectful human that someone might want to be in a relationship with.
Bubbles and sparks 3 years ago
He forgot one "type" of woman in his questions.... The ones that tell him to go seek professional help because of this is how he thinks and/or experiences women, he has some work cut out for him. That being said, sure the things he mentioned have a partial truth in it, but the same can be said for men. The difference is, it's not "all" men or women, they are just there. Plus the ones falling for the psycho's are the ones that been hurt before or have little to no self esteem and fall for the smooth moves before realizing they're trapped. Seen that happen so many times around me and even lived in one for 16 years... Good thing that there are more nice people than psycho's... but that's just how I see it.
ravina nimje 3 years ago
As women have capability to reproduce, if she choose a guy , she have to see multiple copies of same guy in multiple form. She should definetly have more choice than men as she have to see that person much more than the guy has too. Guys have freedom to run away from offsprings, girls rarely get that. So even though guy is messed up girls have to live with that mistake, men usually get exit from situation easily.
#15
Bored Retsuko 3 years ago (edited)
Ah yes. Perfectly valid /s ... but the same guy will go berserk when a woman wears the slightest hint of make up because "fEmAleS ArE sO FaKe!!!!"
Madster 3 years ago
And ironically primarily messages girls who look like models.
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Szirra 3 years ago
They just didn’t want to come between him and his totally healthy obsession with Chad Thundercock.
Load More Replies... Jessi Lovely 3 years ago
Yes, and men on tinder are just looking for a nice girl with a big heart 🙄
Reinaldo Fuentes 3 years ago
There may not be any such thing as a perpetual motion machine, but I think we just discovered the perpetually self-rebooting incel machine. Just wind once, and watch him spin forever after.
Powerful Katrinka 3 years ago
I love it when someone makes me laugh out loud! Your comment is brilliant.
Load More Replies... TheAquarius1978 3 years ago (edited)
I would pay to see the reaction of this s**t sac if a " fat girl " asked him out lol.
Jennifer .S 3 years ago
It's almost like women are attracted to attractive guys. What is he trying to prove here??
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
That it's unfair that they aren't attractive, or some stupid nonsense like that.
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Bouche Clay 3 years ago
I was just reading the thread telling how most of the female profiles on those sites are fake. 😗
The fitness expert shared some recommendations about staying fit and dieting. "The foods you are eating need to be high in protein and high involume in order to fill you up," he said. Jack recommends lifting weights in order to lose weight, as well as mixing in some cardio for optimal gains.
"Weight lifting is more of the 'long term fix' as when you put on muscle mass, your body burns more calories just at rest. Thus, this makes it much easier to burn fat and keep it off long term," the expert said.
#16
theswallowii 3 years ago
Not that I want to defend that man (I despise that character) but that tweet seriously lacks context to be taken as a "nice guy" move. He's replying to a @WholeMarsBlog person. Who is he talking about? Him? The other person? Hard to tell from a single sentence out of context.MHO
TheAquarius1978 3 years ago (edited)
He was being hironic, he was talking about a story that broke up about him hading an afair with the wife of One of the Google founders if i remember correctly.
Load More Replies... Bored Retsuko 3 years ago (edited)
Is that really him writing that? How absolutely cringey and immature for a person his age and social status 😖
Tina Smith 3 years ago
What I do know of Elon Musk leads me to not liking him. However, age has taught me that statements are sometimes taken out of context. The story behind the tweet is: Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk claimed in a recent tweet that he has not had sex in ages. Musk was responding to news reports accusing him of having an affair with Nicola Shanahan, wife of Google’s co-founder Sergey Brin. I found the story in various places, but the above cut/paste is from - https://www.businesstoday.in/amp/trending/world/story/elon-musk-says-he-hasnt-had-sex-in-ages-no-time-for-shenanigans-342696-2022-07-26
#17
Sharkbait1313 3 years ago
It cracks me up all these guys with this "nice guys finish last" attitude when in reality they are the total d***s.... what a joke.
#18
ravina nimje 3 years ago
and there are tones of fake female profiles created by men.
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StrangeOne 3 years ago
If anything I felt worse about myself. And then I realized I wasn't that eager for a relationship with a horndog.
Jo Andrews 3 years ago
Yes, we just really love all the unsolicited d*ck pics. Can't get enough. They make me feel great and not at all objectified
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
Ask me to change your mind, and I'll do it like I'm changing a diaper. Don't ask me to change your mind, you won't like it.
Psychotherapist Silva Neves previously explained to Bored Panda how healthy and toxic masculinity differ from each other. He noted that toxic masculinity doesn’t necessarily cover specific behaviors but instead deals with a “general attitude perpetuated by systemic misogyny.”
#19
similarly 3 years ago
Can I just say, as a guy, this is not true. I've had a lot of rewarding friendships with women, even when I was single.
Helen Waight 3 years ago
Most of my friends are blokes! Some single, some married. Thing is I work in IT and if I didn’t want to have male friends I’d have no friends. (It’s getting better but IT is still majorly male dominated)
Load More Replies... Helen Waight 3 years ago
Ahh the cry of the incel - ‘men can’t be friends with women!’ Tellingly they often don’t have friends at all.
HeckThor 3 years ago
I'm a single straight guy who has a female friend. I consoled her when she got broken hearted. I felt happy for her when she found the right guy. Now she's happily married with two kids and we're still friends. My secret? I love her as a friend and am not secretly pining to f*ck her. If you're secretly in love (or in lust) with your friend and hating her for not reciprocating the feeling then you're not really a friend, my friend.
Creature Cargeaux 3 years ago
Wait is "Tyrone" the black version of a "Chad" .... ? This is the first I'm hearing this & this hilarious. Chad makes sense. I guess. But Tyrone? Where is this coming from? Lol. Why Tyrone?
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
Friends don't have ulterior motives in their friendships. If they do, then they aren't really your friends. This is why the friend zone thing, to me, is such b******t.
#20
NsG 3 years ago
"I'm an school dude". Yes, you should probably still be there, you've a lot still left to learn. Dude.
Minath 3 years ago
It always makes my skin crawl when I hear/read a guy calling women "females" I know that it is the correct term anatomically but I still feel weirded out by it
Kurtis Wethington 3 years ago
As you should. The context is "females" others/dehumanizes women into just being simple animals rather than people with agency.
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Rost it 3 years ago
I said the same thing out loud...then saw your comment.
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Girts Frīdbergs 3 years ago
This whole list is such a dumpster fire of cringe and borderline criminal acts, I can hear my braincells committing suicide. I feel like I need shower after reading this
Load More Replies... Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
Don't censor the handles. These f***s deserve to be outed as perverts and psychos.
Jeff Gabrisl 3 years ago
What kinda perverse pos admits to that? Also, a smelly vag is always better than smelly balls.
According to the psychotherapist, toxic masculinity is a set of distorted ideas about “what men should be like.” At the core of this is the idea that men ‘shouldn’t’ be weak, soft, or vulnerable and that, instead, they ‘should’ “always be winners.”
#22
Saint Thomas 3 years ago
He didn't. He exonerated himself, which is different. He would have apologized if he had stopped at "I'm sorry, it was disrepectful and inconsiderate".
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Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
"No problem at all; I forwarded the pic (and your contact details - sorry!) to all my gay friends - I will let you know as soon as their votes come in!"
Load More Replies... Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
"It's easier to get forgiveness than permission." Do you believe this applies to sex? If so, please go to the nearest police station and turn yourself in now.
BetterBitterButter 3 years ago
And if you continue this way then your own demons won't be the only thing that you will face.
Droopsnoot 3 years ago
"Why go for the nasty ones while there are fine demons in front of you?"
Jeff Gabrisl 3 years ago
Yeah, sorry about the dik pik, I was going to send it to my sister's best friend, accidentally sent it to you...
#23
Lori Harper 3 years ago
And a beachside arrest is beautiful this time of year!
Load More Replies... SerumSeven 3 years ago
"I am have stupendous proposition..." I can't believe this isn't foolproof.
Creature Cargeaux 3 years ago
If you say that you have a "stupendous proposition" for me... I'm going to immediately assume you're in an MLM & trying to recruit me into your cult & sell me some bogus cryptocurrency s**t
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
YOU wear something pretty, Trendon or whatever God awful name your miserable troglodyte parents gave you.
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Casey McAlister 3 years ago
No, he can't. He should stay alone for the rest of his pitiful life and never procreate.
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G. 3 years ago
If that's your take on what marriage means, you're better off not getting married, let alone producing offspring.
Emily M 3 years ago
I feel sorry for the kids that apparently are only born to control the woman??
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ravina nimje 3 years ago
Sorry to break it to you, girls look beutiful in all ages and sizes. And if she realizes her own worth she gonna leave you anyway, ugly or not in your standrads.
Jeff Gabrisl 3 years ago
I plan on cooking for my wife, so she gets fat and happy. She'll be so well fed she never leaves. She will still be beautiful, because she will be happy. If she wants to lose weight, good for her, I will cook healthy food, but I won't be able to stop buying her chocolates, she would never let me. Either way she will be well fed and happy, and will never be ugly
Lizzy Crit 3 years ago
See, that's the right way to go about it. Give her reasons to stay, not reasons why she can't leave
Load More Replies... Reinaldo Fuentes 3 years ago
I have to go do a clean install of my brain's OS. The grammar in this post gave me a virus.
Kate Stark 3 years ago
Well, my husband went the love-respect-trust route & we've been married 16 yrs (happily, despite significant time apart due to work)... but I'm SURE that'll work out well for you! 🙄
Nikki Sevven 3 years ago
If you weren't such an arsehole, she wouldn't be running away from you.
“Men with toxic masculinity usually have negative views towards women's rights (including their rights to the freedom of their own sexuality) and they tend to be homophobic,” Silva told Bored Panda during an earlier interview.
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Nat Rich 3 years ago
Omg did us women forget we're not here on this Earth solely to serve men for a second?! Shame on us! Lay down ladies and spread your legs for the gentleman
Penny Fan 3 years ago
Honestly, I'd rather have my legs surgically sewn together than get with one of these little freaks...
Load More Replies... Show thyself 3 years ago
What have you to offer - besides a 'sh¡tty attitude', 'depreciating look & pre-owned p€nis' ?
Detroit Citizen 3 years ago
Pre owned V's? Im pretty sure the women own them, thus its theirs not ours. This is the most SDE ive seen.
foofoofloofy 3 years ago
Anyone else notice his "Anthem"? It's a song about a serial killer. Yeah...that'll DEFINITELY make women want to date you...
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ravina nimje 3 years ago (edited)
Please dont ruin dogs life. He wants his mother back in life.
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over it already 3 years ago
So you didn't even get to 'obedient'? Shame. /s
Load More Replies... TheAquarius1978 3 years ago
Hmmmm for 3000 USD i Grant you your wish lol, a silicone sex doll.....
SerumSeven 3 years ago
This is one of the dudes who learned about relationships reading badly drawn, bootleg comic books.
Ariana Whitby 2 years ago
um i think since it has a milk bottle next to it, it means a baby. like he wants kids someday
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Enrique 3 years ago
I had my first girlfriend at 25. Now we are married and have one child. It's not an age problem, it's an attitude problem.
Wintermute 3 years ago
Exact same numbers here. Except we're now divorced (amicably), and I learned that getting back into the dating scene was wwwaaaayyy easier at 37 than it was at 17. This dude is his own worst problem.
Load More Replies... SerumSeven 3 years ago
It's amazing how many of these idiots think it's a contest that caters to experience, yet none of them have ever considered that maybe respect and normal human relations play any sort of role.
Kurtis Wethington 3 years ago
Because that would involve honest self-reflection, personal responsibility and *effort,* which is anathema to incels instead of blaming "Chad" or their height or their bone structure.
Load More Replies... JayWantsACat 3 years ago
This one is honestly a little sad, honestly. This one is easily the most decent of all these.
Joy 3 years ago
This guy's more lonely than incel. But if he's brooding about his lot and fretting in his echo chamber, longing could turn to resentment and that's where the danger kicks in. Too many bitter men out there festering online and looking for new recruits to feed off. This guy needs advice on how to build his self-esteem.
Anyone-for-tea? 3 years ago
Have they not heard Ryan Reynolds talking about his late start with dating?
Jo L. 3 years ago (edited)
Come on, man. When I was 18, my sister introduced me to a friend of her husband's who was 17 and was living with them, and we hit it off and went out a few times. He was extremely sweet. He also had none of the above experience - because it doesn't matter if you can just put your ego away for a hot minute.
“A man with healthy masculinity is the opposite to these traits: someone who is self-reflective, embraces their emotions including sadness, anxiety and crying, a man who isn't afraid of their own femininity and believes that women are equal, and therefore are very clear about respecting boundaries and consent with women,” he said.
#28
M Baldwjin 3 years ago
What on earth would possess someone to not only make this kind of ridiculous assumption, but then also feel its ok to post it publicly? He's a special kind of loser
Anyone-for-tea? 3 years ago
I don’t get this one? Looks like two happy people to me with someone jealous? Is she famous?
Detroit Citizen 3 years ago
Arent they both some sort of influencer? Ive seen the guy on YT but honestly dont know the blonde.
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Jason Melvil 3 years ago
Another suggestion is that women with careers have less offers because there are plenty of dbags who think that they need to control their women with money and making sure she is fully dependent on them for anything. Therefore an independent woman is a big no-no to them. Getting less offers isn't a bad thing if those offers belong to toxic abusive trolls.
3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
THIS. I met a guy who really liked me, and kept saying things like “ I want you to date me but only if you stop working….I’ll pay for everything…..I’ll treat you like a queen and give you an allowance….you just have to stay at home” and could not get through his head that I 👏 don’t 👏 want 👏 that 👏🙄 I even told him it was a massive turn-off and he just. Kept. Talking. Guys like that can stay tf away from me.
Load More Replies... Ember 3 years ago
I get that it’s a different culture, but some men need to move with the times and wake up to a new reality
BetterBitterButter 3 years ago
Somethings are right everywhere irrespective of culture, race etc etc and somethings are wrong everywhere. But it's very common to use excuses like these to satisfy your own BS.
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JayWantsACat 3 years ago
Yeah, that lady is in, or will be in, an abusive relationship. Those are the types men attracted to these types of women.
#30
Jason Melvil 3 years ago
So the guy says he won't bother anyone and just stay home? I'm baffled, what is the issue here? Good for him. Most of the other ones look like they're the next mass shooters.
Nat Rich 3 years ago
Actually I feel like this guys getting it at last. Don't force it, let it come naturally. Correct.
Pandaroo 3 years ago
There's the problem, he admits he only is trying to get sex. Yeah, women pick up on that you creepy ah.
WhoIsYourLeader 3 years ago
Exactly, he doesn't say if he finds a gf, he doesn't say if it turns into a relationship, love, a family. To me all he said was if he finds a sexual partner great but until then he will see an escort. Basically dude is out here looking just for sex
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Whodathunkit 3 years ago
I honestly wouldn't want to date this guy. I understand what he's trying to convey, but he sounds angry and defensive. Why the tirade?? Just lay low and see what happens.
Nadia D 3 years ago
This one sounds quite healthy to me. He just wants to live his own life and take care of himself, what's wrong with that?
Jo L. 3 years ago
It's the fact that he's only putting himself out there with the express goal of getting laid. He doesn't sound like he actually wants a relationship and he sounds like he thinks the only reason to get a girlfriend is the sex. The second-last paragraph is the problem, in my eyes.
Load More Replies... JayWantsACat 3 years ago
This is how it should be, for the most part. Being genuinely happy with yourself is a good place to be with meeting someone, in my opinion.
WhoIsYourLeader 3 years ago
The way I read it was that if he finds "someone" great, but if not he will see an escort. Dude's focus is not on having a relationship, he's just out there looking for hookups.
Deirdre Segraves 3 years ago
I mean... there are tons of people out there who are voluntary single/celibate for these same reasons, just not so angry about it.
From Silva’s perspective, healthy masculinity means that someone “embraces gender, sex, and relationship diversities including gay men and transgender people. Someone who is comfortable with their opinions to be challenged and able to have debates.”
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Bubbles and sparks 3 years ago
Sadly it's still true, depending on what country and/or religion. Children get given away for status, reproduction and a dowry.
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happycamper 3 years ago
this was actually upsetting to read, it's scary to think that there might be people around me who think like that
Tye Williams 3 years ago
As a man, WTF. I'd like to thank my parents for teaching me how to handle rejection. And I still got the girl, or she got me, 14 years and I love the heck out of her.
Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago
Uhm... I hope you've been with her that long, not that that's her age...
Load More Replies... Mama Panda 3 years ago
All of these guys remind me so much of Elliot Rodger. He was extremely misogynistic and thought that women owed him their love and sex. He killed eight people I think and his manifest was on YouTube. Google him but be forewarned he is nuts!
Kurtis Wethington 3 years ago
And incels IDOLIZE him to the point of calling him "Saint" Elliot despite the facts (like the obvious one that he was the dead-opposite of a saint,) that he was a "Chad" by incels' standards of being rich (via step-dad) and attractive enough that he *could* have gotten dates if he wasn't so scared and intolerable and his ego meant he'd HATE to be associated with said incels as he'd see them as genuine losers not invited to his pity party.
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Laika-Mutton 3 years ago
What did I just read? Half think they're entitled to women just because, well, monolith, and the other half say they're not interested in dating, on a dating app.
Cosmetica Solist 3 years ago
This was actually a terrifying read. Not even fun, just scary to know there are men who actually think like this
Girts Frīdbergs 3 years ago
Came in here for a quick laugh and now I'm thinking "what the actual f**k, how it's possible that this not a satire?"
Alma Muminovic 3 years ago
Wow, it seems like there’s more and more of these types of guys out there lately.
Alessa Gillespie 3 years ago
Well this was terrifying and depressingly. My boyfriend and I have been together for 20+ years (we met very young) but stuff like this makes me believe that, if I were single, I probably wouldn't be dating. It's creepy out there
happycamper 3 years ago
this was actually upsetting to read, it's scary to think that there might be people around me who think like that
Tye Williams 3 years ago
As a man, WTF. I'd like to thank my parents for teaching me how to handle rejection. And I still got the girl, or she got me, 14 years and I love the heck out of her.
Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago
Uhm... I hope you've been with her that long, not that that's her age...
Load More Replies... Mama Panda 3 years ago
All of these guys remind me so much of Elliot Rodger. He was extremely misogynistic and thought that women owed him their love and sex. He killed eight people I think and his manifest was on YouTube. Google him but be forewarned he is nuts!
Kurtis Wethington 3 years ago
And incels IDOLIZE him to the point of calling him "Saint" Elliot despite the facts (like the obvious one that he was the dead-opposite of a saint,) that he was a "Chad" by incels' standards of being rich (via step-dad) and attractive enough that he *could* have gotten dates if he wasn't so scared and intolerable and his ego meant he'd HATE to be associated with said incels as he'd see them as genuine losers not invited to his pity party.
Load More Replies... Laika-Mutton 3 years ago
What did I just read? Half think they're entitled to women just because, well, monolith, and the other half say they're not interested in dating, on a dating app.
Cosmetica Solist 3 years ago
This was actually a terrifying read. Not even fun, just scary to know there are men who actually think like this
Girts Frīdbergs 3 years ago
Came in here for a quick laugh and now I'm thinking "what the actual f**k, how it's possible that this not a satire?"
Alma Muminovic 3 years ago
Wow, it seems like there’s more and more of these types of guys out there lately.
Alessa Gillespie 3 years ago
Well this was terrifying and depressingly. My boyfriend and I have been together for 20+ years (we met very young) but stuff like this makes me believe that, if I were single, I probably wouldn't be dating. It's creepy out there
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