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If it is the first time you're hearing about The Newlywed Game, the main thing you should know about it is that it's a television show that puts newly married couples against each other in a series of revealing questions. Besides it being so fun to watch, you can also easily emulate the show in real life; all you need is a newlywed couple and the very same funny questions they ask on the show! And, although it's on you to find said couple, we can definitely help you with The Newlywed Game questions. In fact, that's exactly what we did - we took all the questions for couples and put them on this list.
Since the show was running for quite a long time (1966 - 2013) in various shapes and forms, there's definitely an abundance of interesting questions. And, although the original format asks for a couple that has just said their vows, you can also have fun with it if you're an unmarried couple or have been at it for some time now. It's always fun to learn something about your significant other, and these funny Newlywed Game questions might leave you both in tears. From laughing hard, of course!
So, the questions for The Newlywed Game are just where they are supposed to be - a little further down. Once you are there, rank the entries as you'd wish to see them and share this question game with anyone you'd like to compete against!
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#1
When did you first know you were in love?
suzemagoo 3 years ago
When a friend pointed out I was talking about him (I seldomly talked about any people).
nana pancha 3 years ago
one time we went to my friend's party and I was having a blast but he was hammered and my friends went to an after party but I did not want to leave him so I stayed at home, taking care of him until we woke up next morning and was then when I realized I loved him way more that I could've thought
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#2
When did you have your first fight and what was it about?
April Caron 3 years ago
We haven’t had a fight. Yet. I’m sure it’ll happen eventually, but it’s been a few years now and… nothing.
Zophra 3 years ago
"Put the cap back on the toothpaste!" Not quite a dealbreaker there - but still...
April Caron 3 years ago
Amazon now sells self-sealing silicone toothpaste caps. Ridiculous, but absolutely useful. Basically, you pop these caps on, in place of the usual toothpaste cap, and you don’t remove them. They have a little slit in them that allows toothpaste to come out and then they “seal closed” until the next time you use them.
Load More Replies... nana pancha 3 years ago
when he did not want to stop talking with his ex girlfriend, and I was so insecure about myself that I exploded, it was like 3 months after we started dating/living together, which was very quickly after we met and he just ended up that relationship
#3
What was your first impression of your spouse?
nana pancha 3 years ago
i confused him with a friend of mine! but then I saw him better and I thought he was quite ugly and that he looked quite shy (I'm super extroverted) and after a few months dating I started liking him physically a lot! now I can't find someone that I like him this much
#4
What adjective best describes your spouse on your wedding day?
#5
Where did you go on your most recent date with your spouse?
#6
If you could change anything about your spouse, what would it be?
New Everywhere 3 years ago
What his mother did to him. It's a weight but my god the man tries really hard to heal. I don't think he knew the impact it had until we got together
April Caron 3 years ago
OK. Maybe I’d give him a useful power… Like the power to heal from an injury more quickly. (His back is bugging him right now… I wished I could fix that for him.)
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#7
If your house caught on fire, what one thing would your spouse grab before leaving?
ZzoR Setay 3 years ago
We actually did have a house fire and he grabbed my two children and got them to safety before putting the fire out :) wonderful man and amazing step dad <3
nana pancha 3 years ago
besides the things like cellphone and stuff like that, the picture of him with his mom, and rare books
#8
What is your spouse’s favorite clothing color?
Horst 3 years ago
Okay wtf someone is going through these and downvoting all your comments for no reason.
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Shelby Moonheart 3 years ago
Clothing? Why do we need clothing? Well, if he leaves the house it's black.
New Everywhere 3 years ago
Black/gray. But I think that's because he doesn't shop much and that way everything he has goes together. He's so cute in colors though
#9
If someone told you that your spouse was an ex-convict, how would you react?
nana pancha 3 years ago
it would depend on what he did, but I love him so much and we've lived so many things together that I would not be able to leave him, I know he would not be a horrible person
#10
Which one of you proposed marriage first?
#11
Do you believe that two people can still be madly in love, even when they get old and gray?
New Everywhere 3 years ago
I'm reading your comments and I hope we're happy like you guys are when we retire
Load More Replies... Pillowarmidiloroku 3 years ago
Heck ya my step grandpa gives his disabled wife a bath every day and cleans up helps cook and loves her so much
#12
If your spouse had a superhero power, what would it be?
#13
How does your partner take their tea or coffee?
nana pancha 3 years ago
strong coffee, one tbsp of sugar, or tea with one tbsp of sugar as well
#14
Who gets hangrier?
#15
Was your partner rebellious as a teenager?
#16
Is your spouse a pessimist, an optimist or a realist?
New Everywhere 3 years ago
Realist but with a dash of I've seen a lot that should make me a pessimist but I really want to be an optimist
#17
Would your spouse say you are a morning person or a night person?
nana pancha 3 years ago
morning and he's a night person but I've made him a morning person! lol
#18
If you had to leave your house in an emergency what are the two things your lover would say you would grab on your way out the door?
#19
What do you like best about your spouse?
nana pancha 3 years ago (edited)
his sense of humour, he's incredibly smart, he likes a lot of things I like, what we speak, he's supervisor respectful and charismatic
#20
What frightens your spouse the most?
#21
What is the most embarrassing thing your spouse has said or done around you?
New Everywhere 3 years ago
Unsolicited fart in the grocery store then having to quickly flee that aisle
#22
Which of your spouse’s family members do you find most annoying?
Shelby Moonheart 3 years ago
His little sister. The rest of the family has passed and she is the only one left.
#23
Which one of your said, “I love you” first?
Shelby Moonheart 3 years ago
It's always the first phrase of the day and repeated multiple times too.
Richard Graham 3 years ago
I did. Her reply - "I don't know what to think of that." I eventually wore her down. (Married 22 years.)
#24
What was the first meal that your spouse ever cooked for you? Was it good?
#25
Who decided on the wedding song for walking down the aisle?
#26
What flavor of cake did you have at your wedding? How many tiers did the cake have?
Richard Graham 3 years ago
Chocolate! My wife Beth is a chocoholic, and our best friend is a hugely successful pastry chef. The cake was beautiful, but no one ever saw it. The chocolate was so dark it created a black hole and swallowed up the universe.
#27
How many guests do you invited to the wedding?
#28
What would be your spouse’s ideal date?
#29
What was your worst date with your spouse?
#30
What is your spouse’s favorite movie?
Richard Graham 3 years ago
Creature From the Black Lagoon. (She loves me because I resemble the creature.)
#31
What one item of clothing does your spouse wear that you just cannot stand?
nana pancha 3 years ago
everything that has holes! lol he neither fix them nor throw them away
#32
Where will your spouse say they had the best vacation with you?
nana pancha 3 years ago
we've just gone once to the beach, to Acapulco, Mexico and it was a great time, so, those
#33
Have you ever bought anything and kept the purchase a secret from your spouse?
#34
If your spouse won the lottery, what would be the first thing they buy?
New Everywhere 3 years ago
A plane ticket to my mother's house so she can help us not freak tf out (she's very smart with finances)
#35
To which charity is your spouse most likely to donate?
#36
How does your spouse like their steak cooked?
#37
What is the one bad habit you have that your spouse hates?
#38
What would your spouse request as a last meal?
#39
What color are your spouse’s eyes?
#40
How often do you date since your marriage?
Richard Graham 3 years ago
At least weekly, if not more often. (Usually dinner and a play or concert or movie.)
#41
Who does the most work around the house?
#42
If you planned your dream vacation, where would you go and what would you do?
#43
What is your spouse’s dream job?
#44
What is your definition of, “And they lived happily ever after”?
#45
What do you think is the most important part of the marriage to concentrate on to keep it stable?
suzemagoo 3 years ago
I like your answer better than mine. I think "stable" made it difficult for me to answer somehow.
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How does your partner like their eggs in the morning?
nana pancha 3 years ago
scrambled, with butter and semi cooked but also with beans or ham or sausages!
#47
Who is more likely to cry at a sad movie?
New Everywhere 3 years ago
We're both saps when we're alone Cried watching an animated movie recently then cracked up at each other
#48
What’s the most trouble they got into as a kid?
#49
What is their go-to karaoke song?
#50
What's something that always makes your spouse laugh?
#51
When the two of you are in the car together, who controls the radio?
#52
Who is the chatterbox?
#53
Who is more likely to tell a white lie to avoid hurting someone’s feelings?
#54
Who is more likely to come back from the grocery store without the items they went to get in the first place?
nana pancha 3 years ago
he is! he just came from work and forgot what I asked him to bring but he brought tons of other stuff lol
#55
Who is more likely to wear the same jeans 5 days in a row?
#56
Who is more likely to ignore the Check Engine light?
#57
What do you think is the one thing that your spouse likes best about you?
#58
Did your spouse have any pets growing up? What were their names?
#59
If you could send your mother-in-law or father-in-law on a trip, which would you choose, where would you send them and for how long?
#60
On what street did your spouse live on as a child?
#61
Who would you say is the most unusual family member that you have met?
#62
What was the first meal that your spouse ever cooked for you? Was it good?
#63
What is the worst thing that happened on your wedding day, and the best thing that happened?
Shelby Moonheart 3 years ago
Almost got arrested for driving without a license. The best thing is we got married.
suzemagoo 3 years ago
Worst was a guest arrived late and in opening the front door slowly, it creaked so loud we almost burst out laughing while trying to take solemn vows. Best was showing the little kids how to finger swipe some frosting off the back side of the cake when no one was looking and secretly laughing about that.
#64
How did your family react when you told them you were getting married?
#65
Where did you go on your first date?
#66
What did your spouse think about you after your first date?
#67
How did you meet your spouse?
#68
What is your spouse’s favorite junk food?
New Everywhere 3 years ago
Ice cream with chocolate chips (he has a designated bag in the kitchen lmao)
nana pancha 3 years ago
tacos de canasta, quesadillas of chicharron with cheese (mexican food)
#69
What is your spouse’s most irritating habit?
New Everywhere 3 years ago
1. He talks a lot (sometimes) 2. He doesn't always put things back in the same place, so he's always looking for something at the wrong time.
#70
What is your spouse’s most-repeated sentence or phrase?
Shelby Moonheart 3 years ago
Trust but verify. And better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.
#71
What word best describes your spouse first thing in the morning?
#72
Which of you eats the most junk food?
#73
Who would you say has the better in-laws, you or your spouse?
Shelby Moonheart 3 years ago
Me. My parents were really great. His parents were ok. They have all passed now so we don't have to juggle holidays with them.
#74
Have you ever fought over finances?
#76
How would you describe the perfect weekend?
#77
If your spouse could be any famous person, either living or dead, who would they choose to be?
#78
What is one thing that your spouse does for you that they hate, but does because you love it?
#79
How many pairs of shoes does your spouse own?
#80
What is the last movie you saw together?
New Everywhere 3 years ago
Munchies! We have a tendency to commit to the end of a movie, even if it is ridiculous
#81
What is the most embarrassing thing you have done around your spouse?
#82
What is your spouse’s shoe size?
#83
Which of their physical features does your spouse like the most? The least?
#84
Whom would you cast to play your spouse in a movie?
#85
Is there any special memory about your spouse that you will never forget?
#86
Which one of you makes the final decision on important matters?
#87
How many kids do you want? How many does your spouse want?
Richard Graham 3 years ago
No children, by mutual decision. My wedding present to her was a vasectomy.
#88
Where would your spouse like to live if they had a choice?
#89
If you could describe your spouse in one word, what word would it be?
#90
If your mother-in-law were an animal, what animal would she be?
#91
Imitate how your spouse behaves when they get angry.
#92
Which cartoon character would your spouse choose to be?
#93
Which of you is smarter?
#95
What did your spouse get you for your first Christmas together?
#96
What’s your official dating anniversary?
#97
If the two of you went to visit a pet shelter together, would your partner head to the dogs or the cats first?
#98
When it comes to replacing the toilet paper roll, should the paper go over or under?
#99
What are the two most important things your spouse will say that you must have on your sandwich?
#100
Which of you is more probable to invent something really cool?
#101
Who is more likely to forget a birthday or anniversary?
#103
How many cousins does your spouse have?
#105
What is the name of your spouse’s best friend?
#110
How long had you been dating when you became engaged?
#116
What do you like best about your spouse?
#120
If today were the last day before the end of the world, how would you spend it? How would your spouse spend it?
#126
Would you reveal a deep, dark secret about your spouse for a million dollars?
#127
Who could go longer without internet access?
#131
Would you say your spouse does most of their shopping online or do they go out to the store?
#138
If you woke up one day and found out your spouse had lost their memory, what would you do?
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