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It might seem that you have seen this artist's work somewhere and you would not be mistaken.

Navied Mahdavian's cartoons have appeared in The New Yorker since 2018, and today, we would like to share his collection of funny, absurd one-panel comics.

Navied has also recently published a graphic memoir where he candidly portrays his journey as an artist, citizen, and father in rural America, tackling topics like culture, identity, and racism with humor and compassion called "This Country: Searching for Home in (Very) Rural America", so feel free to check it out.

If you find yourself giggling while scrolling through this post, don't forget to follow Navied on his Instagram for more hilarious content.

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Bill Swallow
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It all depends on what sauce you use.

Andy Fesler
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are we sure the other guys were "barbecuing" or making a sacrifice in the woods?

No Name
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Might be because you're LITERALLY USING A CAULDRON?!

Pulloff
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We don't use a caldron we use a grill. One makes soup, the other makes actual food.

Trophy Husband
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's all in the sauce you use!

Alexander Smith
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's hope they didn't forget the eye of newt for it's pop.

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Bored Panda reached out to Navied to learn more about him and his comics.

We asked Navied to tell us how comics came into his life. He shared: “I wish I had some moving and inspirational story about how I came to cartooning, but I just decided to do it one day. I guess I can always make up a story. So one day I was bitten by a radioactive cartoonist…”

“Before the pandemic, The New Yorker had a long-standing tradition of open meetings on Tuesdays where anyone could come in and meet with the editor. While visiting New York in 2017, I went into the office on one of these Tuesdays with some cartoons I had drawn and met with the humor editor, Emma Allen. I was lucky enough to sell my first cartoon that week. I’ve been cartooning ever since.”

He added, when answering whether he was always accompanied by art: “Like every other kid who was bored in school, I doodled growing up. But I was an elementary school teacher before transitioning to cartooning and comics.”

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    Payson Wright
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll buy a throne only for my dog to use. My dog stopped me from taking a trip over the bridge. I can never properly repay him. And I don't know what I'll do when he's gone. But I'm going to spend as long as I can with him. If I could give immortality to one living thing, it would be my dog, in every timeline, universe, every time no matter what. He will live the life of kings. When he crosses the bridge, I'll honor him. Every few months. I'll adopt a dog and help them have the time of their life. I can't replace my dog. His name is Harry Potter because from the moment he was born, I knew he was special and he'd be the greatest legend to ever live. ❤️ ❤❤❤❤

    bludy mary
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The king can't even have his throne when the pets are around!!

    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pussy-cat, pussy-cat, where have you been? I've been up to London to visit the King. (Queen would be better. She'd have more sense than to let the cat get the throne.)

    John Nichols
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely our house too. Not only chairs but beds, sinks, and showers too.

    WiggleJiggle the Emo Penguin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this is relatable! I have yet to get back my writing chair.

    Rick Devries
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are the King of your home, don't let your cats forget that.

    Jose Mejias
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the King of the castle. You're a dirty rascal.

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    pelemele
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original drawing "My Wife and My Mother-in-Law" by William Ely Hill (https://www.wikiwand.com/en/My_Wife_and_My_Mother-in-Law)

    Isabelle Nadeau
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you see the young woman? I can only see the old one.

    Disgruntled Pelican
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The young woman has her head turned to look almost behind her. The old woman’s mouth becomes the young woman moms necklace. And the young woman’s jaw is the old woman’s nose.

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    Victoria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can see the vase or the faces, not both at the same time. Something about visual perception and how our brains process images, I remember reading.

    LandAhoy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see vase and faces at the same time. But only young woman and old woman separately

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    Dana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for the young people that won't get this!

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    Though Navied was not bitten by a radioactive cartoonist to gain his superpower for making humorous cartoons, he sure is talented nonetheless. He shared his process and where the inspiration comes from: “I’ve been making a lot more comics lately, which is a very different process than cartoons. Typically for cartoons, I come up with an absurd premise, like two whales in bed, and then brainstorm what the funniest thing they could say is. Other times, when I’m lucky, I’ll overhear someone say something funny, like 'I’ve become my mother,' and then I’ll brainstorm the funniest set-up for it. With comics, I tend to draw more from my own life, like growing up as an Iranian-American or teaching my daughter magic or being an idiot.”

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    He shared what else helped him in making his cartoons so funny: “I studied philosophy and classics in undergrad and have a masters in elementary education, which helped in its own way since I learned most of my jokes while teaching 5th grade. If you do something for long enough, you’ll eventually get good at it. Not great, just good,” shared Navied.

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    Naama bh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be higher up

    Marco Richter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puss in Boots should have known this sooner

    Darian Starfrog
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    2 years ago

    Inevitability..don't fight it

    Wilhelm1313
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some wise Whiskers there

    John Nichols
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that mean be more careful?

    Nathan Bolt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget TED talks,what about CAT talks?

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    John Nichols
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flap harder and get rid of that rock on your back.

    GadgetGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you fall from your nest? You don't have any flight feathers yet, do you!

    Nathan Bolt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ¨all that armor is making you way too heavy¨

    PolymathNecromancer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That gull looks like something Berkeley Breathed would draw in Bloom County

    Wilhelm1313
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pull yourself up by your own bootstraps!

    Yuki
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY SO WEAK????? 😂

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    Navied has been drawing for The New Yorker for over 5 years now, so we wanted to know more about his work there. “The best part about freelancing for the New Yorker is truly the community of cartoonists. You’d think it would be cutthroat since we’re all competing for a limited number of sales each week (memoir title idea: The Cutthroat Cartoonist), but everyone is so supportive and kind. Selling to the New Yorker for the first time definitely spurred me on to create more, but more than anything, it’s the relationships I have with the other cartoonists that continue to stimulate me to make more. And to be wracked by feelings of insecurity and imposter syndrome since everyone else is so much funnier. I’M A HAAAAACK,” shared Navied.

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    Luna Crow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, they don't leave the surface much.. better speed up before they shoot you though

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    LeeAnne B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't stop, keep going. Locked doors won't keep them out.

    bludy mary
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a baaaaad neighborhood!

    Richard Low
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep 👍 I'm convinced there's a sign at the end of our solar system telling alien travellers "steer clear of earth, their F****** nuts"

    LadyHermit
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like "Quick, let's abandon this universe altogether."

    Laurie Livingston
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally valid fear! Read "Martian Chronicles"-- humans never learn...😢

    Charles Mann II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More likely to shot them or try to introduce them to Jesus Christ

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    Elizabeth Babcock
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one is a little dark. What say you?

    John Nichols
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL had a few like that, full of promise but just got the bill.

    Niels Boehm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you didn't end up as their meal 😅

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    Maggie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm very organised in the kitchen and always cook ahead.

    Ernie Cucheron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    typical feminine attitudes, it even crosses species.

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    Being a freelancer sure does sound fun, having a flexible schedule, working from home, and so on. We asked Navied to share how often he tends to create. “Creating looks different on a day-to-day basis. Sometimes, like when I was writing my book, I would draw for 16 hours a day. Other days, I just read in the bath, which is an essential part of the artistic process. I swear! For better or worse, I’m thinking about work all day, even when I’m not at my desk, which may just be the curse of working freelance. It’s hard to separate work from home life since my desk is always 14 steps from wherever I am in my apartment. Generally, though, I don’t have the impulse to create like many of my friends seem to have. They are always drawing and painting, and sketching for fun. I guess I could always be doing more,” shared Navied.

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    Norah Reilly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be first in this lineup!

    Elizabeth Babcock
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll teach them to claim they know what I think about anything!"

    Michael Rios
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope he has a sense of humor 👹

    John Nichols
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's where meteors come from, no fair

    Ron Crough
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes he does. Lol. This where acceptance comes into play.

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    And lastly, we were curious about Navied’s experience in seeing people have fun with these comical cartoons and making people laugh. He shared: “In some ways, I think cartoonists are incredibly fortunate to work in the social media age. Every cartoonist has a story ('that one time when') of seeing someone on the subway reading their cartoon in The New Yorker. But with social media, you get likes (sweet sweet dopamine) and comments (like 'This isn’t funny'). But in all seriousness, I think we get the opportunity to get to see people having fun with our art in a way that previous generations may not have had. Please like my cartoons.”

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... to be followed by the planet.

    Sabre
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor penguins. Hopefully one day corporations and governments will open their eyes and sort this sht out.

    Miaschell Brown
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but there's no global warming though 🤔

    Darian Starfrog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always happened.. they are tricking you, you know..

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    Climate control, amirite?!

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    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better get a move on, it's been 4 hours and 35 minutes now!

    Nathan Bolt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont let turbo beat you to it!!! You got this!!!!

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    Marco Richter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    feat. the "Leaf blowers quintett"

    Take me to dinner first
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God bless who at 5am is cleaning our garbage tho

    Jay Son
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say that again when its on a Saturday :'(

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    GoldfishCrackers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugg. This is so accurate it’s giving me shivers.

    Matthew Boyd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Electric trash trucks aren't loud, and they don't smell like toxic diesel fumes either.

    Paige Daudelin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t have a baby, my cat doesn’t wake me up until eight in the morning, and our garbage truck normally comes in the morning.

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    Fantastic Mr Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preparing to dance on our graves I suspect

    Bill Swallow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Meanwhile, at Boston Dynamics..."

    Shinobu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well atleast they can have what we cannot peace

    Birb
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dance like nobody is watching

    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what they want you to think!

    Temmie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *death by glamour intensifies*

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    Elasondra Diaz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens before #2 on the list. The cat took over his throne

    Elizabeth Babcock
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't give a damn. Now sit still while I nap on your thighs."

    Channo Sagara
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat: yawns... Then proceeds to take a nap.

    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We must do nothing we don't choose to do.

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    Daniel Atkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he went up the spout again.

    Duckie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Just said that to cover up his death

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    Junior Farrell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And out came the flamethrower to burn them all! Mua ha ha ha ha ha!

    Amour Doctrina
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and WASHED a Spider out! SPLAT!

    DP Nerill
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heard in Jack Webb's' or David Caruso's voice, depending on your age.

    le_smol_froge
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would assume Webb’s because, you know, webs 🕸️

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    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat says, you fill 'em up and stand 'em up and I'll knock 'em down.

    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you leave it on the table, I knock it off the table. Meownton's First Law of Thermocatnamics.

    Dana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .. the look on the cat's face.... like yeah, I did

    John Nichols
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thankfully not at our house, but keeping them off counters and tables, impossible. And God knows what they're doing during those 3am zoomies.

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    Alexander Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What can I say little red? We met on Flint and Tinder and we really hit it off!"

    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She apparently likes it.....doggy style.

    Raider
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zzzzzzooooopphhiiiii--err...

    Elizabeth Babcock
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wait a minute....are'nt you the bear Goldilocks had the run -in with?"

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    PolymathNecromancer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this way with humans more than I'd like to think about.......

    Norah Reilly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO! This is too true NOT to be funny!

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    Alexander D. Bevil
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “A*s” is censored? What a bunch of ##%^ prudes!

    Michael Rios
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people are talking out their a*s.

    Samsquatch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More comics about worms need to be made

    Roy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ssa, ssa, ssa, ssa, ssa, ssa, ssa, ssa!

    John Nichols
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, finally found my other half

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    Cowboys_fan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ¨Oh give me a home where the commuters roam and the traffic jams last for a day¨

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    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure you could do it, and do it better.

    Scrolling Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do anything you can do better; I can do anything better than you.

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    Leslie Cookietown
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, that's what alot of "modern art" looks like to me!

    Elizabeth Babcock
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "'Course you could. But let's face it, it's way too much trouble. "

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    Bill Swallow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check "The Flanders and Swann Bestiary". They have a *wonderful* song on the subject.

    sofacushionfort
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who love elephants should never inquire into the stuffing of their memory foam mattresses

    Carol Henderson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drink to forget, but I always remember...

    Wilhelm1313
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Never Trumpers trying to forget 2016*

    Silly cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does the elephant want to forget????

    Ashley Deane
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now have short term memory loss. Be careful what you wish for..

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    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat was right. Cats always are.

    WiggleJiggle the Emo Penguin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats expression is like: “ok…? Can I go back to sleep now?”

    Dana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wouldn't after being smashed into pumpkins..*see what I did there

    John Nichols
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat - snicker, snicker, snicker, you fell for it again.

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    SkekVi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sell them to a centipede

    El Howard
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butterflies have feet. Caterpillars don't. Centipedes and millipedes don't turn into butterflies.

    LuLuBelle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh. Butterflies still have feet.

    Max Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They still need three pairs...

    Rebekah Jackson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give to a needy caterpillar 🤷‍♀️

    Marco Richter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not much different from human baby shoes

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    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better send a thank you card or you’ll get an earful

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't be surprised if he didn't (h)ear from her.

    Nathan Bolt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They´ll look good im my starry night vase

    Eric Madill
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    2 years ago

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    John Nichols
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if he wants me to sew that ear back on now.

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    El Jordo Mac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its funny cause its basically true

    Roy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because we fear God.

    Delaney Cook
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Yeah, you better thank me before you meet me.”

    Jim Schue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost as funny as the caption! Well played! 😉

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    HermioneGG
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m doing it I’m saying it plz don’t shoot!!!🔫🙏

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he givith he takith sans possibility

    Dana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget.. he's vengeful!

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    Norah Reilly
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm loving the shopping mall background juxtaposed with the Druid thing.

    Darian Starfrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one will believe it anyway.. even evidence is shown, if it doesn't meet their belief system requirements, then it's invisible

    Harry P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because people are fleshy. They enjoy comfort too much. Many are called but few are chosen.

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    SkekVi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to Nightvale XD

    Rebekah Jackson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    John Nichols
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Immortalized in more than one way

    Elizabeth Babcock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Man! why couldn't they fly over last week when we had the hot little number on the stone"?

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    Jody Whitmarsh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The child burger with crunchy frog legs and mushrooms. And the Eye of newt soup instead of French flies

    Shinobu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    perhaps a newt then she can use it's eyes

    Cat lover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An owl could be great

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't eat a whole one though

    Jim Schue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the "Twilight Zone episode "To Serve Man".

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    Bridget AP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or like rings on a tree, he's very old lol

    Heather Gray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SpongeBob is getting too much for him

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    Joi Cain
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me crack up!

    Luna Crow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She does seem far more interesting than the other characters. I want to know her story now..

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    Miaschell Brown
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stop laughing at this one 🤣

    Miaschell Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's a story I want to know more about 🤣

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the birds dress you according to how well you can sing, or how much corn you give them....or maybe you just know the wrong birds.

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a ring joke here somewhere.

    ComplicatedCheckers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE DARK LORD ON HIS DARK THRONE...tower...bed...whatever

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will throw the ring in mouth doom so turn off that light or so help me.

    GadgetGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ffs, sauron! Just close your eye and rest if you can't sleep!

    Nathan Bolt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine Sauron saying ¨honey have you seen my keys?¨

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    Darian Starfrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's going to stay there forever , y'know!

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    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now he'll have to take a paternity test to ensure the imaginary kid is his..

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    Khavrinen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This isn't what it doesn't look like!"

    JB Darré
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imaginary friends are the worst

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    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that true, or are you just leading me up the garden path?

    Gerry Nowak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, they are not compatible, one is clockwise swirl and other is anti-clockwise.

    Clément D.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The eyes! Snails: eyes antennas: ok. Eyes face : not ok

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    Bridget AP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's from those damn kids playing around with that mallet!

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still not going to use it as an opener at parties

    Wilhelm1313
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're having Thanksgiving dinner with extended family

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But there isn't a party following.

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karen was served here the worst gingerbread in her entire life.

    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she was covered in dairy chocolate, even though she wanted to be a vegan dessert..

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    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Witch reviews are they?" he asked, gingerly.

    Bridget AP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They messed up my order, so it was all on the house. Food was to die for!

    john Whitehouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Portions are plentiful. Great place to bring the brats. ( Little dears) hahahaha

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What ever you do don't eat the house. The sleeping areas were all caged off. Not very clean bones everywhere .Previous visitors left something in the oven looked like a witch.

    Quarryville
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There wouldn't be any real reviews because the witch would eat the children who 'visited'.

    Cat lover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst host ever

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    Robecca
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In that case please just smite me

    Alexander Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Needs more Spirit, a Holy Ghost writer of sorts."

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest it would be way better than the stuff people come up with now.

    WiggleJiggle the Emo Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a Mel brooks scene my friend told me about: Moses: here are the 15 commandments” *Drops one* Moses: “here are the Ten Commandments!”

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moses: "I give you these Fifteen ! ...." *crash* "...... Ten ! Commandments ! "

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    Nicola Koh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His bas review was the *real* reason Moses wasn't allowed into the Promise Land

    Basko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no no. Your novel is selling great but it is a drag. For over half a book I'm just waiting for the main hero...

    harry Henderson
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    2 years ago

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    ACE PIRATES 4 THE WIN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I went through a dinosaur phase when I was 5 and could name like all of them

    Thomas Bentley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the one with a head like a brick?

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope so, because it would be good for building a relationship!

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    James Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pachycephalosaurus isn't even the longest.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then why isn't there a Pachycephalosaurus in the picture? One of the toys, on one of the t-shirts, something?

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite 😍 love the headbutters

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my partner. 💗

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    john Whitehouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big bad is big in security and since they are a couple she's just going with it

    Joen CHAU
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That oneade me drop my phone nearly

    John Nichols
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want you getting my movies

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah ah ah ah stayin alive, stayin alive

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 The rhythm of the chowder of the night ...... 🎵

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Performing at the Superbowl, I presume?

    Bridget AP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Egg drop it like it's hot soup, courtesy of chef snoop dog

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    Deni Castro
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Jimmy Cracked corn with a hand grenade.

    Alexander Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jack fell down and had to be cut out of the barbed wire.

    Pandaragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    War of the Bucket. IYKYK.

    Junior Farrell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other Jack threw golden egg bombs from a beanstalk.

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    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep a full glass of water on the nightstand in case I get thirsty at night. I also keep an empty one there, in case I am not thirsty.

    WiggleJiggle the Emo Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The feeling when you drink all the water next to your bed at 2 am but still need more

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    SkekVi
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol can't relate, i only own 1 water glass.

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a coffee mug can be substituted for a water glass. just take the coffee out first

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    Bridget AP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's to fight the aliens in Signs

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    Ashley Conover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a a Doxie butt. I have a mini Doxie.

    Bridget AP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone seen that Bob's burgers episode with the sister in laws catt b******e art? 😂

    Bridget AP
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean butwhole, if that's how BP is gonna play lol. Take that censors!

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    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butts, our butts Our butts are beautiful Butts, our butts Our butts are beautiful Butts, butts, butts

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    Alexander Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You won't feel well but I'll be in stitches with delight!

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Dr Dog does that, the patient will be bearly there.

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    John Nichols
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The story of the life of teen wolf

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No, but I don't like the way that goat is staring at me."

    GhostlySnail
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Oh don’t worry it will stop in a minute”

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    Alexander Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes Henry the light is bothering me so I'm leaving and taking the goat with me!"

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    Sonja M.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said the chunky man who sits around trolling blogs

    WiseGirlRomanoff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have the same name as my sister, everyone always thinks that her name has a y in it.

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    Bridget AP
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one runner has some nice cheeks. Supple lol

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    Flynn Riordan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all the better to listen to you with!

    WiggleJiggle the Emo Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully Another Bites the Dust begins to play as she passes away

    Bridget AP
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any chance she has Duran Duran, hungry like the wolf?

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    Dani Isaacs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A TYPO? In the goddam NEW YORKER?!?? OMG

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    Isabelle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually never mentioned Humpty was an egg!!!

    Alexander Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Historically it's considered a cannon. In mother goose cannonically it is portrayed as an egg.

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    John Nichols
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing the sidewalk wasn't HOT

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    John Nichols
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick let's all sit on it and take off at once, they won't be able to read it then.

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    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aviators for you then

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    Alexander Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's nothing to whale about plenty will love you for oil you are.

    Bridget AP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ok Pearl. Now let's talk about your daddy's money issues

    Rider
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plant should be petunias.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not having a whale of a time, then.

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    User# 6
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny....

    Da Dragon Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in ur face u get sprung

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    Lori Rommel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm kind of wondering about the two "bumps" in the bedspread ...

    John Nichols
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma I didn't know you could twerk

    Mine Truly
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    2 years ago

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    Does CPS know this girl visits her grandmother frequently?

    Olivier Caissy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was young I went to my grandparents every weekend, what’s your point?

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