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There are skills in life that we have learned which most likely weren’t taught at school—something that you could potentially come across at the least expected moment in your life and well, that’s when your universal domestic knowledge would come in and save the day.

So whether it’s jumpstarting a car, saving a choking dog, or knowing how to make the most out of any Google search—you will totally cover it! It’s great to be fully equipped to face any situation that you could possibly find yourself in. People on the internet call it “dadvice”—something that your dad has definitely decided to teach you, but as we know, even the best dads fail to fill in the gap. This popular Reddit community called Every Man Should Know is on a mission to introduce you to anything that your dad could have forgotten to cover.

#1

How To Use Google Effectively

How To Use Google Effectively

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Sasha Kuleshov
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Use duckduckgo, it won't sell your data ;D

Kendra Miller
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or Ecosia, they protect your privacy and use your anonymous data to plant trees.

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Nikki Sevven
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

None of this works anymore. You still get three pages of "buy this right now omg!!!"

Jelly the Bean
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you replace the en. in the wikipedia URL with simple. then you will (sometimes) get a shortened, easier version of the page

Panda-riffic
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Google has already told me it doesn't need all of these things for my searches as they can read my thoughts.

Vinniegret
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't know this stuff. This is great.

Lisa Larson
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about don't use it at all, as they collect and sell your data

TexasWoman
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too busy to use google.......got a better search engine.

Jennifer Lince
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Instead of putting a dash... How about just not using the word? 🤔

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The community has over 480K followers who are always ready to give you valuable dadvice. And although Every Man Should Know is perhaps aiming at a particular audience, we think that actually, everyone could definitely use some necessary life skills regardless.Bored Panda has selected a handful of tips offering you some spot-on skills to sharpen your life resume with. 

Let us know the most valuable life skills you were happy to have in a complicated or not-so-complicated situation or have learned recently and wondered how the hell you have lived all of this time without them. You can share your stories in the comment section at the end of the list.

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    #2

    Rape Can Happen To Men Too, And There Is Zero Shame In Seeking Help

    Rape Can Happen To Men Too, And There Is Zero Shame In Seeking Help

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    Lucy Skinner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Women sexually assault men. Women sexually assaulted women. Men sexually assault men. Men sexually assault women. This is ALL TERRIBLE

    Maiun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In UK if you're a male victim of domestic and/or sexual abuse look up: www.mankind.org.uk if you are a gay man you can also go to: www.brokenrainbow.org.uk

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a feminist, this is VERY important for everyone to know.

    Scott
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a survivor myself, this is FAR under reported and I despise the double standards around it.

    Lea S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely right. But..this no is not a life skill.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so long ago, there was case where teacher raped her underage student. And apparently no one realized that this is crime, commenters were joking that student should be happy about losing his virginity so soon and that his teacher was hot.

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arousal in men has nothing to do with "wanting it" - it's a completely involuntary process. There are ways to influence it (by imagining things), but not control it.

    LottieH
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the same with women too. I am a survivor of child sex abuse, this was the main thing I needed therapy for. As a child I didn't understand that it was just my body working properly even if that's not how I felt in my head.

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    #3

    How To Save A Choking Dog

    How To Save A Choking Dog

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    me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SAVE OUR BABIES

    Ionut Tautan
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    4 years ago

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    maybe if you stop thinking of your pets as your babies, they will have a better and balanced life

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    Alexis draskinis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good to know! My dog eats everything & anything & this is a huge fear of mine! Especially since he has mostly bones & treats around. We cant give him reg dog toys cause he tears them up & eats the remains

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try the Kong xtreme series. We have a shredder too. It's the only toy he can not eat or destroy.

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    IlovemydogShilo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you so much for posting this. I am going to print it out laminate it and tape it to the door of our medicine cupboard. It's great that you can get first aid classes to be able to help other humans, I just wish there were classes to help our pets too so this post is invaluable thank you

    Kayla J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is important but that dog looks like it's laughing through the whole ordeal

    Susan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I performed the Heimlich Maneuver on a cat exactly the way I would have on a human, and it saved her life. I think the illustrations above.are not clear. I think it better to study directions for humans, and do the same for any animal you can pick up.

    Susan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    P.S. If an animal is really chocking, they will lose consciousness quickly, and only "C" will save them. Again, do it the way you would for a human.

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    Abbyboudreaux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wheelbarrow trick worked wonders when my pet goat inhaled a marble and started to choke. My dad picked him up by his back legs and then sorta jerked him up and the marble came flying out! Then the stupid goat tried to go eat the marble again lol. I miss that little guy....

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered what to do.

    Zet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my uncle's dog died after christmas, because he chocked on a bone he found in the mountains while hiking... they tried everything couldn't save him though..

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    #4

    Know That Screwdriver Handles Are Shaped So That A Wrench Can Slide Over Them

    Know That Screwdriver Handles Are Shaped So That A Wrench Can Slide Over Them

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    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No self respecting mechanics will use it in the manner shown. The tip of a screwdriver does not have sufficient strength to handle the extra torque provided by the wrench. It'll break.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wrench is not meant for applying a constant torque, it is for apply a momentary burst of torque to overcome the static friction of a tight fastener. This is particularly useful in situations where you cannot adequately apply torque to the driver manually due to a tight space or awkward angel. If neither of those is a factor, a manual impact-driver is the tool of choice.

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    Leslie K Von Dell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But do not labor under the false logic that just because a screw driver can be used with a wrench to augment your rotational power that you can use a screwdriver for a chisel. Not many tools in a mechanics tool box are meant to be used for more than just it's intended purpose. Do so causes many a ruined or broken tool.

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which almost guarantees you'll strip out the head of the bolt or ruin the screwdriver. Or both.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no. If you need that much torque you should use something called an impact screwed over for loosening.

    John Frohlich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not a wrench,but a spanner.

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    #5

    How To Jumpstart A Car

    How To Jumpstart A Car

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    me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, really important! Will be useful down the road

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since most cars do not have any "bare metal" anymore because of the way they are sprayed in the factory, it's better to use the - of the dead battery. Also do not try to start your engine immediately to give the dead battery some time to charge a bit. And make sure that the donor car has got its motor running while the dead car is starting.

    Johnny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't use the negative post of the battery since batteries give off explosive gas so there's a (small, but non-zero) chance that you can cause a small explosion with a spark while connecting/disconnecting. Every car I've owned has some bare metal *somewhere* in the engine bay.

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    Gin. No tonic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Starting 'dead' while 'donor' is ON can fry donor's computer and cost you €3000, as said by my mechanic yesterday. Start donor, charge the dead's battery. Turn off donor and only then try to start the dead one.

    Collin Edward
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    positive to positive, negative to ground! (Phineas and Ferb taught me that)

    petersilie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    push-method for non-automatic cars only: press on the clutch pedal and dont release, choose 2nd gear. ask a friend or neighbor before, to push the backside of your car, still holding down clutch pedal. when the speed is right, slowly release the pedal, while gently pushing the gas pedal a bit and the engine will start, immediately push gas pedal hard with no gear/hold clutch down, and keep driving 15 min to reload the batterie. we did that quite often in very cold winters on the countryside (no traffic, no people) and it works. if not, try again.

    Robert Thornburrow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is known as a bump start and is not advised on modern cars. If the car has an immobiliser, this has to be deactivated before trying to start it, or there will be no fuel/spark. They also have catalytic converters which do not like being covered in raw fuel. I did have to do this once to get my cat out of a basement garage, not knowing anyone to cadge a jump start from. That car was built in the late 80's. The scariest part was that I had to push whilst a friend dumped the clutch with nasty concrete pillars either side of the car! Needless to say it got a new battery quite quickly after that!

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    Ludwig Michiel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also advised that you put on the air blower and rear window heating of the (previously) dead car just before removing the cables, to prevent an electrical surge that could damage the electronics of modern cars.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus to plus, neg to dead metal. Much briefer, IMHO.

    bryguy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree, you don't need a list of steps to remember that + to + and - to bare metal

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    Blakkur Sverrir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At step 3 You can use "bare metal" on the donor, too

    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if the dead car is an electric car.

    YouDid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can still do this, an electric car has two batteries. Of course you can only use it if the start battery is dead, not the main one

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    #6

    How To Gird Up Your Loins

    How To Gird Up Your Loins

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    Daria Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally! So many loins girded up incorrectly nowadays.

    mph seti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the most valuable knowledge imparted here, and deserves way more upvotes.

    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh perfect, this will be great for my chariot race at the Colosseum next Tuesday

    wandile dludlu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wish guys wore skirts... it is really hot these days. today was 35 degrees C

    KombatBunni
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go get yourself a skirt and make us ladies jealous while you rock that new look :)

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    TheReader19
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best information since before sliced bread 😂

    KrabbyGramps666
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “My loins are in danger of not being girded up right where should I get help.” Well come on down to Loins’ R’ Girded to see the techniques of many girding masters.

    sylvantic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    figured this out when i was 10 during Kol Nidre services. the other kids and i were playing outside while our parents prayed. i wanted to use the monkey bars without showing my underpants. owrks great!.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to tuck our skirts in our knickers to do handstands at school, same thing but cheaper.

    Layla Corman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Modern day useful for women who ride bikes in dresses!

    Alloydog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Useless fact No. 384: Scotsmen didn't wear underpants under their plaids - they work long shirts, which they tied up under their manly region. I guess the art of girding ones loins was practiced more recently than we thought.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, because once upon a time there was no such thing as underwear.

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    #7

    Know The Front Desk Call To Verify Your Credit Card Details Scam

    Know The Front Desk Call To Verify Your Credit Card Details Scam

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    Johnny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt they are booking rooms for this scam (which would be easily traced, even if they used a stolen card to check in, they'll be on video), they are either hacking into hotel phone systems (which are notoriously insecure) or using a hall or lobby phone.

    Robert Thornburrow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simply say you'll come down to the front desk to sort it out - scammer will tell you not to - and if the front desk is trying to pull one, you'll be able to see who they are.

    David Retsler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. NEVER give ANY information over the phone unless YOU initiate the call.

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    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or somebody's getting sacked

    Microwaved Robot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many Hotel phone systems still have the option to input the room number, when auto system offers. We had that problem at many of the Hotels I worked at.

    Crystal Withem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone that works the front desk... We will not ask for credit card info over the phone. We will ask you to come down and fix your card.

    Todd Hollfelder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try this when using your friend's timeshare while he isn't there

    Tammy Hawkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many hotels have a routing system that can bypass the Front Desk, in the answering message it is 'if you know the room number of your party, enter it now' and the call is forwarded to that room. Newer hotel systems have a room code that only the FD and Guest know, that can be entered when prompted and it does not have the number of the room, so only the Guest will have given out that code, and those codes change each time a Guest vacates the room.

    Max L.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The switching board could tell which extension the call came from, security cameras who was who.

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    #8

    How To Sew On A Button

    How To Sew On A Button

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    Suzanne Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wrote out these directions for my daughter, with pictures, but mine were easier to follow. I put them in a jar with needles and thread--she took them with her when she went to college and still has them, years later.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoot - I THOUGHT I knew how to sew on a button until this.

    bryguy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought "oh this is great, I'm saving this." but then it just kept scrolling and scrolling. 18 steps?!!?! for a button...

    Daniel Callaway
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I add a drop of clear fingernail polish to the top of the button over the thread wraps to protect the thread from abrasion, It will also seep down to the underside of the button and toughen the thread underneath.

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instructions unclear. Cannot open my mouth.

    white_shadow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Tabitha L. all they're doing after that is making sure the button won't come off

    Donna Leske
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is only for coat buttons, not ideal for shirt buttons.

    marnidarr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's way too complicated that actually necessary.

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    #9

    How To Break Down A Door

    How To Break Down A Door

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    Connie Hirsch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note that a fireman is portrayed in the picture which might lead one to think about how the information will be used.

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    howdylee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And make sure you know which way the door is swinging... in this picture it looks like the door is swinging out, making his efforts useless.

    Tiari
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure this would work on (newer) European apartment doors. They often are reinforced with steel. As is the door frame.

    Johnny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The jump kick looks a lot cooler to anyone watching. As long as you don't fall on your butt.

    Mark Buxbaum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to rescue my mom, who locked herself in her bedroom. I did exactly this, one strong kick next to the door k**b, blew open the door. Only works if the door opens up away from you.

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still going to do the jump kick anyway. Way more badass :-)

    Green Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People should not know how to do this, unless they are going to do something sus (the among us reference is unintended.)

    Kevin Watson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... try the doorknob first....

    YesItsMe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is useless in Finland, coz all our doors open outside, not inside..

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess this doesn't work for metal doors....

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    #10

    Recommended Amount Of Times To Wear Clothes Between Washes

    Recommended Amount Of Times To Wear Clothes Between Washes

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    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    presumably only if you're extremely flat chested. Underboob sweat is no joke and you do NOT want a fungal infection there, surely?!

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    Donna Leske
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweatshirt; 7-10 times. What the heck are you doing to soil a sweatshirt in 2 days?

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This list depends on the climate and on each individual's skin type. These are true for humid summer days, but winter is more generous when it comes to how many times before it stinks. Especially if you wear good quality deodorants and perfumes. I don't sweat much and I wear mine about 3 times before I put them in the washing basket, although sometimes it feels like they could go longer. But then, I sweat exceptionally little.

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just use the smell test.

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I followed this chart without even knowing it existed....

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very subjective.

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Winter coats and jackets should be cleaned once a season

    I Liquored On
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the reality I exist in, nearly all of these are wrong. And what the hell is a 'Suit'?

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and if you never take them of ?

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    #11

    The Phonetic Alphabet

    The Phonetic Alphabet

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    KombatBunni
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My three favourite letters from this are still whiskey tango foxtrot :D

    Kendra Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Archer? The anime? This is the military alphabet, it was designed so you could spell stuff over bad connections and be understood. It's pretty useful when helping older folks over the phone.

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I better stop using Apple Biscuit CocoPuffs.

    bv7hearts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    N is for narwhal and you'll never convince me otherwise.

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    #12

    How To Walk On Ice

    How To Walk On Ice

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    IcyRedWaffle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure if i think like a penguin, I'll start belly sliding across the ice

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    might be a seal, i will (they crawl on the ice since they don't have legs) (also no idea what the whole yoda-type talking was about LOL)

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    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried walking like that and still fell on my ass.

    Tamara Mills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can put socks over your shoes. Saw it on Bear Grylls and works like a charm

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw someone using the ice to his advantage as he was in a hurry. I was impressed.

    RollDdice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I think like a penguin then I'm definitely ordering the fish filet!

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The penguin doesn't order the fish filet, he catches the whole fish himself, kills and eats it. Sorry.

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    Rae Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just walk like a penguin!! I will be waddling through this winter! Lol!!

    Debra Timah
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When fog freezes on everything, ice skating motions seem to be what everyone ends up resorting to.

    Eglė Bukauskaitė
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always felt self-conscious that my walk on snow looks like a, and now I'm justified!

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I just walk,, really really slow,, or ill slide my feet on the ice kinda like a shuffle. If I think like a penguin I will be waddling as one. It may just be my brain not working properly right now but with this 2nd option, how the hell do you do that lean as you walk? If the ice is bad enough just sit down on it and slide yourself across the ice

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are now stretchable rubber shoe sole covers with short pieces of metal attached thru them to prevent slipping. Buy some!

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    #13

    What Each Car Dashboard Light Means

    What Each Car Dashboard Light Means

    anotherpoweruser Report

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just hope they don't light up in same time

    Kendra Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do light up at the same time when you turn your car on. This is to check that the lights are working. Because of this I know several of mine are out, so I won't be notified to do an oil change or refill my windshield washer fluid.

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    Wilf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My car has a light on the instrument panel that says "Ready". No idea what it does, so I looked it up in the owner manual. It said "Indicates Readiness". Thanks Toyota, very helpful.

    Catherine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubs is an auto mechanic. He has told me if any red indicator ever comes on to pull over, turn off the car, and call him. They're color coded to degree of seriousness. Aladdin's lamp is really bad....

    John Topper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is just the picture of a dash from any Kia from 8 days after purchase.

    Porto DaMartinica
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your dashboard has that many lights you have been scammed into buying a christmas tree marketed as a car

    Spaghetti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And...tragic hits before you can even navigate through the guide.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the olden days, the warning light for oil actually read "OIL." Changing these to unrecognizable icons was NOT progress.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that we've been using the same set of IEEE symbols for over 50 years, so we should know what they mean by now.

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    Eglė Bukauskaitė
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean i had to learn most of them for my driving licence but how the fck ones does memorize all of them (water in fuel tank??)

    Janice Best
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These don't seem, to me, to be in any organized format. Like, all the lights together. Or all the under hood stuff together. Or even shapes that look alike. Shame, as they would be easier to remember that way.

    Mark Peterson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never had a vehicle with a brake pad warning............................... :</

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    #14

    How To Use The Public Restroom Like A Gentleman

    How To Use The Public Restroom Like A Gentleman

    LIS1050010 Report

    Stacy S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plz use your foot to flush dirty handle. NOT your hand.

    C.S. E.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using your foot could weaken, eventually breaking, the handle. If you're so squiffy about touching the handle, though you are about to wash your hands and still have to unlock the door, then tear off a couple of squares of TP and use it as a barrier for both the handle and then the door lock.

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    Pan-crastinator
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think some people could benefit from this guide. *Cough cough* everyone *Cough cough*

    Rae Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Art of Manliness website is great....even if you're not a man.

    tmw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is the top right box showing our man peeing next to SPOCK???!!!!

    Toni
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..but you need to have a hat .. very important!

    Gary French
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's where I have been going wrong! So you don't lean over and start a conversation with "Are you cold?"

    Elma Young
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wash hands before you handle yourself as well as after

    Colin Matthews
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never saying pooping..the correct phrase is "Squeezing a malteezer" or "curling one out" or "dropping the Cosby kids at the pool"

    Wandaluzt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rule 3 guys are breaking rule 1. They're obviously standing at a urinal.

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    #15

    These Kitchen Cheat Sheets

    These Kitchen Cheat Sheets

    Full image here

    cdwallac Report

    me
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good idea to print this and tape it somewhere in your kitchen

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I taped it to my stove top for quick reference. I only had the gas stove set to 3, and let me tell you, that's hot enough to cause paper to burn.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's inaccurate, though. An ounce is slightly over 28 grams, not 30 grams. If you rely on this for baking, your recipe won't come out correctly.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saved every single one. I literally wrote a list today on what I would like to achieve in life and one of them was learn how to cook better and more foods from scratch including school snacks. So these will definitely come in handy.

    Elaine Dodge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slow? Cool surely? The opposite of hot is not slow

    Paul Z.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only there was just one country that needed this and only had to adapt to the rest of the world🤔

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imperial system is so.... not mathematical! ("Most used" does not equal "Most logic".)

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just have measuring cups with all these things on them already.

    La Petite Morte
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, the full image collection is rather exhaustive!

    Aunt Messy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was in the front of just about every cookbook I've ever seen.

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I've hung onto a couple of my older cookbooks, there's so much good info like this in them!

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    #16

    What The Symbols On Your Clothing Mean

    What The Symbols On Your Clothing Mean

    CrapInACan Report

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i remember learning that in highschool

    earringnut
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky you. Most schools have in the States don't teach this.

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    Kateryna
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just hand it to your mom - she knows what to do

    anima mundi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually have a tag that says this in the washing intsuction...

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    Luka Hamer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The handwash option on your washing machine is NOT the same as a real handwash, using your hands! You might ruin your clothes if you chose the lazy way anyway.

    Mz Phit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saving the laundry ones for my son who's headed to college next fall

    David Retsler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He won't use them. All of his clothes will go into a laundry bag until he comes home.

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    Mark Peterson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry-Normal for everything.............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :<0

    Bobby Sammons
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They missed one, the garbage can, everything in one load, super hot, then into the drier, again super hot.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK this ne I need! I'm used to *words* on tags. Not hieroglyphs ;-P

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have some rules when I buy clothes 1. No whites 2. No dry clean 3. Nothing fragile and 4. Clothes that I can get away without ironing. I do 2 types of washing, cold wash on synthetics setting and cold wash on delicates.

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    #17

    The "Heel Lock," A Way To Lace Up Boots To Make Them Feel Comfortable And Secure

    The "Heel Lock," A Way To Lace Up Boots To Make Them Feel Comfortable And Secure

    Watch it here

    Profeet Custom Report

    THOR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i will use this. i go on long walks with my dags

    Ionut Tautan
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also, the pentagram that results will give you a demon companion to watch over you

    CharliAnn Olney
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learned this in the Military.

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should include the trick to tying round laces so that they stay tied without a double knot. After you make your two loops, instead of going over the top to join them, go underneath and place the lace between your fore- and middle fingers and pull it through.

    Michael Phillips
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people wear shoes that are too small. You should have a thumbs width in front of your longest toe when standing.

    doggo-is-fren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously... Just buy boots and shoes that fit

    me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who doesn't want comfy feet, right!

    ravn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But does it come at the cost of ankle support?

    ravn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nevermind...I just needed the full story :)

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    #18

    How To Tie The Bowline Knot

    How To Tie The Bowline Knot

    The Bowline Knot Is Said To Be The Most Useful Knot Ever. So here's how to tie it

    YanniFromPakistanni Report

    Maiun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was taught to remember it as: the rabbit comes out the hole, round the tree and back down the hole. Works every time v

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The biggest benefit of a bowline is that it can be untied when the line has been pulled taut. Push the leader toward the knot and it will loosen up.

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An old salt friend of my dad's could tie a bowline with one hand. Kinda wrapping it around his arm and a little backward maneuver, and done! Miraculous.

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay, my boat won't drift away anymore :D

    Kambit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In scouts, we teach the kids to tie this one handed and around the waist. It is a knot used in emergancy situations for water rescues or climbing.

    Batwench
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bunny hole knot

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did I live to 72 and never found a need for a "Bowlin" knot?

    Madzdad the bard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bunny goes up the hole, around the tree and back down the hole. That is how I learned it from Cub Scouts, lol.

    Balahkay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We use these on racing sailboats...they can take over 1000 lbs of force and still untie easily.

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    #19

    How To Buy A Used Car

    How To Buy A Used Car

    Watch it here

    speedkar99 Report

    Stacy S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look for any water leaks, or water marks. This indicates that the car is a Lemon. Not Good! Water damage is irreversible. It may have been in a flood.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A strong citrus odor is also a sign.

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    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #1 - Take the car to your own mechanic for an inspection. #2 - Run the VIN (vehicle identification number) through CarFax, and through a safety recall website. #3 - Check with local law enforcement - they can run the VIN to see if the car has been reported stolen, especially if the seller is pushing for a quick sale.

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lift the floor covering in the trunk, if it is rusty or it smells, forget it. See if there is any smell of gasoline in the trunk or inside the car.

    David Retsler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, don't let the seller "warm up the car" for you. Beware of cars parked over water puddles as this can hide fluid leaks- except oil which will leave a sheen on the water. Check all fluid levels and colors- easy way to gauge the level of care the owner gave it. Check the oil for a light brown mixture indicating fluid leaks within the engine. While driving, go into a large, empty parking lot and move the steering wheel to extremes and listen for the power steering making unusual sounds. Look at the inside walls of the engine compartment for errant paint indicating bodywork was done on it. Push down hard on the front and rear bumpers and see how long it takes to stop bouncing- tells you the condition of the shocks. What color is the antifreeze? (Check before you start the cold car.) Be aware of air fresheners in the car. They desensitize your nose making it harder to determine if mildew is present. Check the wear on the gas and brake pedals- are they more worn than expected?

    CharliAnn Olney
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Checking Car Fax is a very good idea as well.

    Benski Trenkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never buy a car without inspecting it on a lift. If possible never inspect car in the rain. Mileage is NOT a good indicator. 200k miles well maintained beats 50k with cheap maintenance any day

    Jarrod Nichols
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If buying from a dealership, the must tell you the previous owner. Call them!

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honda or Toyota, at least 10 years old, no more than 3k.

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    #20

    How To Make The Most Of A Nap

    How To Make The Most Of A Nap

    Puppyshiz Report

    mph seti
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about a 180 minute nap?

    Soal Devereaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, nap roulette. Don't set a timer, will it be 20 min's? 4 hours? no one knows

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need around 30 minutes to fall asleep

    Dynein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually need an hour or even more! I struggle to turn off my thoughts sufficiently to "let go".

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    bv7hearts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All my naps are three hours. There is no exception. It's completely outside of my control.

    Glynna Bowood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, it usually takes me 30 min just to fall asleep!

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always get sleep inertia..ugh hate it.

    Petra Schaap
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me too and it lasts way longer than 30 mins. Its so bad that I sometimes chose to stay awake

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    Toni
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i take a nap as long as i want

    David Retsler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, then I guess you get the prize.

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    Dan Buczynski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if someone has been napping since, say for instance, March 2020...?

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    #21

    How To Set Up A Camp

    How To Set Up A Camp

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    Survivaltips Report

    Hanneke Legerstee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little wooden wall behind the fire is very important as it directs the fire to your shelter and isolates it from warming the rest of the forest!

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until it dries out from the heat and catches fire itself.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say this from years of experience: Not bad, but too openon sides for my taste. Wind chill kills.

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll admit I've never been camping in the snow and have no desire to but I've seen these things called tents on TV.

    Gyro Pilot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sling the food bag from a rope across a large horizontal branch unless you want the animals to eat first

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This small cabin is pretty cool :3

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they're staying for a long while for all that work. But it does look cozy. Maybe Bigfoot will want to invite himself over. Last always always bring a gun with plenty of ammo. You might run into trouble with large animals or unsavory humans.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'm gonna need some instructions beyond a picture for this.

    Rain runner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Under the pic, you tap the link next to Full Image. And you will be directed to more instructions and pic. :)

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    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to make camp: Pick up phone, book VRBO.

    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, what a way to get a $2000 fine from the forest service. Great camp though. #leavenotrace

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    #22

    Popular Overseas Tourist Scams

    Popular Overseas Tourist Scams

    Full image here

    Puppyshiz Report

    Bizianka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tourist scammers had a rough summer this year

    Alexis draskinis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can vouch for some of this. When we visited family in Spain my grandmother would warn us of the scams when we were in more touristy places. Always reminded us to keep bags close & preferably in front of you. Dont stop for anyone wanting to take your picture, & be weary of large groups of young children. Sure enough, they tried to get her bag while we were walking. She kept feeling it move & yanking it back hard. They eventually left but when she checked her bag, they had sliced the seam open. Didnt get anything luckily but mostly because she knew what they were up to...

    Christine M Quigley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 'throwing baby' is a good one- a doll wrapped in a blanket and it's tossed- when you reach to catch it, the accomplice picks your pocket. The big thing to remember is these criminals don't work alone, and they can be very young. Stay alert and don't be fooled.

    quarantine panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when I was a girl, I believe we were in Rome. a man just walked up to us and started repeatedly saying," Budha peace, Budha peace." and then he took my arm and put a bracelet on me. We thought it was some sort of free gift or something until he made us pay him 5 dollars for some worn-out bracelet. we tried to give it back, but he wouldn't take it and just stood there until we gave up 5 bucks. funny day.

    EM J
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, had a guy try the "gold" ring scam on me in Paris, good thing I'm a NYer and trust no one.

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone approaches you anywhere, RUN! :O (I'm kidding BTW)

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Full image: https://imgur.com/nPruAGy

    Marianne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're with a new love and a rose guy comes along, the woman can spare her date any possible bad feelings by refusing the rose herself. ;)

    David Retsler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, Americans- stop wearing white sneakers, eat so that you're not switching your knife and fork all the time (keep your fork in the same hand throughout the meal) and don't talk so loud! These are dead giveaways that you're an American and a prime target.

    Lexi Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro tip - avoid tourist scams by being too poor to travel to Europe

    David Retsler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure Cairo isn't in Europe. Might be close to that place with pyramids. Just guessing.

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    #23

    Poker Hands

    Poker Hands

    hathawayshirtman Report

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still remember winning a $100 bucks in a game of Black Widow :D

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First time I ever played (I was a kid) I got a Royal Flush.

    Imtiredandiwannagotobed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should’ve saved that first time ever playing for some time in the casino lol

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    Mike Rodrick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a royal flush. Once.

    Troy Currie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was this many years old when I learned what Flush and up meant...

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah we can really see this many old...

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    Jane W.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you ever go to prison, ask for a deck of cards----endless entertainment, I've read.

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The straight is listed incorrectly. Ace is the highest.

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    #24

    Know The Warning Signs Of Suicide

    Know The Warning Signs Of Suicide

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    ƒιѕн
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I display most of that just having to put up with some anti maskers around here...

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6) check if homicide will solve the problem 7) find contract-killer 8) maybe think again after hearing the price, 9) stock up on booze

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    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my dearest friends committed suicide nearly a decade ago. He didn't exhibit any of these signs. Instead, he had cleaned up (quitting both alcohol and drugs) and was enthusiastically and positively talking about getting our band back together. Three weeks later, I attended his funeral.

    Daria B
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I also had doubts about this one. Sorry for your loss, I also lost an acquaintance to suicide. It is very common for people to look like happy and at peace with themselves right before they commit suicide. So many times, when a famous person dies of suicide, we hear this so often: "but s/he seemed so happy! I thought they were cured..." Something along these lines anyway. And, honestly, it makes sense to me. Once you've made a choice, you no longer contemplate. And, once you know it's your last days, you want to spend them happily. When life is perceived as pain, knowing that it ends soon might give the sufferer a sense of comfort and peace.

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    Memere
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #6 - Giving away treasured possessions, clothing, etc.

    Mimi M
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6) Talking about 'leaving' 7) Giving things away

    Mark Howell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, realised and asked for help. That was 5 years ago after, with hindsight, 10+years ill. So glad my wife and daughter are still with me.

    Daria B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure about this one, honestly. These feel more like the stereotypes about how one is expected to act before committing suicide. Also, this is pretty common behaviour amongst teenagers (still not generalising, it all depends on a variety of individual traits and situations). While, yes, these might be some signs to take seriously, please, know that way too many people act the opposite of this before they take their life away.

    Metaniel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1) people are too happy - while few minutes/hours/days ago were very sad 2) they will always try to change the topic from themselves 3) always "everything is ok" and back to no. 2 4) they're very quiet and think a lot 5) they will do everything to make you feel like they're fine and there's nothing to worry about 6) they will never mention how bad they're feeling, or how they want to end things, or will start giving things away 7) increased interest in medicine, cought syrups, fascinated by water, fire, forest etc. In bad way 8) fake laughter and smile when everybody is watching 9) they will start pushing you away from themselves, by loosing the contact, saying mean things, or simply, throwing their anger towards you 10) they will never make promises, longer than few days. 11) starting conversation out of nowhere about their favorite place to spend time That's my experience from saving people from suicide and rescuing them from the arms of depression, anxiety, ED and so on.

    Metaniel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So please don't follow or believe in things like this! Depression is a quiet illness and it always take people away quietly. Also, talk to the medics, use special lines for suiciders (yes, as a friend, or a family member you can call and ask for advise as well!) And read a lot posts on med websites about preventing someone from suicide!

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    Breadbin-Urine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya k ow they can be really "happy" and they're always full of life and just you don't realize anything is wrong. They don't show signs. They don't act like they're going to. They're safe all the time and they don't want you to get hurt. We need to understand that and I really mean this in the best way possible but we need to understand that we can say "call me if you need anything" or maybe it's "text me at any time of the day if you're not okay" you say "you aren't bothering so please text/call me when you feel bad" but they won't normally do it because you are doing good in your life maybe and they don't want to drag you down. I know that because I've been through it myself but you won't normally get that call at 2 in the morning because they feel like they're affecting your life and feel like a burden to you. Just thought I should say that it's not meant to hurt or offended anyone though. I'm sorry if it does

    Jean H.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They missed a huge one...Giving away or gifting of personal items.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously though, you should REALLY be worried if, after those five signs, they are suddenly and miraculously “over it” one day. Far from it. It’s actually a sign they’ve finally made up their mind to go through with it, are calm in their decision, and setting everything they need up to do it. If you notice this sudden “snap out of it”, get them away from where they are and into the care of professionals IMMEDIATELY! Any hesitation, and you risk losing them.

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    #25

    How To Remove A Leech

    How To Remove A Leech

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    Klay Bird
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have it, salt works great to get them to let go * ! * and they can be used as bait.

    Martin Burley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one of the wrong ways (see panel 1), it could cause them to regurgitate and you really don't want a leeches stomach contents in an open wound.

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    Little Wonder
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let the leech finish and close up the bite. Trust me. I have a pet one (his name is Archie) and he was once startled off a bite and never closed it and that bite bled for about 4 days. Every other time I've let him finish his meal, and bleeding stops in a few minutes.

    Sasha Kuleshov
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm having "Stand by Me" flashbacks o_o

    Lisa Yario
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about a human leech? How do you get rid of them? And why can't you edit your comments?

    Kenny Kulbiski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got these when I was a kid. My first step was to completely freak out. F. Y. I. Screaming didn't seem to affect them at all.

    Candice Ravel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 1, don't swim where leeches are, lol!

    Nora
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can also encounter these little suckers in dense and humid forests, especially in tropical regions. I unfortunately know from experience.

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    Green Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I REALLY HOPW I NEVER HAVE TO USE THIS

    Daniel Callaway
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A 45 Auto applied to the head, then squeeze the trigger!

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    #26

    Arnold's Six Rules To Success

    Arnold's Six Rules To Success

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    Troux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1, 2 and 4 are very dangerous tools in the wrong hands.

    Mohsie Supposie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and 5. Lots of people hurt themselves and others by overworking.

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    Kateryna
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ignore the naysayers", except if they are trying to give you constructive feedback. Then listen to them and make your own decisions. But don't listen to those that are irrational and mean.

    Aunt Messy
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    4 years ago

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    People who give you "constructive feedback" are mostly only trying to stop you from doing what you want or need to do. The ONLY people you should listen to are experts - people with actual experience or education in the precise thing you're doing.

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    Rissie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, some rules can be broken while you still follow the rest, like this one.

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    backatya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And be at the right place at the right time.

    Bob Connely
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And give up a portion of the Kennedy fortune in favor of your dumpy old Housekeeper...

    ravn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rules aside, and I alone in thinking the picture looks a lot like Scott Bakula?

    Ronnie Beaton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Arnold retires from acting, will he then be an exterminator?

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    #27

    How To Pack For Hiking

    How To Pack For Hiking

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    A.M. Pierre
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just looking at the picture and not reading the labels, I thought the fuel bottle was the water bottle. ...I probably wouldn't make a very good camper.

    Gary French
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you would make an expert fire breather!

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    Sasha Kuleshov
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also take some tampons with you, they're pretty versatile ;D

    Kateryna
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleeping bags and mats can be kept outside too. Sleeping bags often have waterproof containers for that purpose, it helps when there isn't enough space in your bag.

    doggo-is-fren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't keep them rolled up... Insulation doesn't do well when compressed for long periods of time

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    ChinmayGhule
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the future we won't have to carry all this. That four-legged guy built by Boston Dynamics and similar others will carry it for you.

    Marsha Sturgill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roughing it for me is staying in a motel that doesn't have room service. I'm not a happy camper.

    CharliAnn Olney
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually they make very small camping stoves and fuel units that fit in a backpack much easier! You can then pack more fuel in case of an emergency. You can also carry more water AND water filters for the same reason. Don't forget to also carry energy bars also in case of emergency. And REMEMBER - - STAY PUT if you get lost!

    Gyro Pilot
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best advice is to have dedicated space for everything and stay with this across trips. You will always know where to find X without having to empty the bag in a frenzied search.

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the food?! And why a sleeping mat? Did I just grow up in the Stone Ages or what? (BTW, we hada no tent. We had a tarp and a rope. So... Crap, i DID grow up in the Stone Ages!)

    THOR
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this guy has alot of live in the woods stuff. useful!

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    #28

    How To Move With Friends

    How To Move With Friends

    If you’re asking friends to help you move, have everything packed and stacked and ready to be loaded before they show up. Pay them with food and drinks. You should be completely ready to go even if you hire company movers, because you pay more the longer it takes to get you moved.

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    Charlotte
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I moved a lot while renting, and my top tip is to pack a special "home" box. Put in your kettle and a few mugs, some of your favourite pictures or ornaments, a scented candle and whatever little bits and bobs make you feel at home. Keep this box separate from the rest and make it the first thing you open when you get to your new place. Stick the kettle on, light the candle, put your ornaments on a window sill and instantly you've made the place yours. Even if it takes you a while to unpack all the other stuff, you get to feel at home right away.

    Charlotte
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all services charge by the hour. Many will come give a quote then work for a fixed fee. Lots of companies do the packing for you too (obviously for more money!). Honestly, I'm usually loathe to pay for something I could do myself, but I am NEVER packing or moving myself again, 6 times in 10 years was more than enough! I will happily pay for someone else to do that s**t!

    C.S. E.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start packing early - use stickers to color code the boxes using some yard sale dots I got at the dollar store (one dot per side for maximum visibility). Some call it a**l retentive, but I have never had a mover or friends helping spend more than an hour and a half total moving me. Also, i start packing 2 months early so I can really clean what I'm packing and, once, I labeled each box with an index card of the contents. When I finished moving, I cut off the cards and saved them with my insurance papers. I keep a spare card handy to add to when I make big purchases and update the old cards when moving. Clean before packing - don't bring dirty stuff into a new, clean place, it's the best time.

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm...isn't this bleeding obvious? 'oh gosh, I had no idea I had to do anything before the removal truck arrived! Why didn't anyone tell me? Waah'

    KittyMommy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd like to think so. I've met people who didn't realize that. Was not fun helping them move.

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    Sawdust
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Dirk Gently couldn't help with this.

    Lucy Skinner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a 5’3” tiny girl who moves stuff with my 5’2” (tinier) mum - always have a plan BEFOREHAND and if something doesn’t work, pause and find a way around it.

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    #29

    How To Get Your Truck Unstuck From The Mud

    How To Get Your Truck Unstuck From The Mud

    Watch it here

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    Karin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very cool! I didnt know this!

    Lis A
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can pile sticks or smooth stones in front of the tires also (or behind if you're backing up)

    Daniel Callaway
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great Idea!!! Carry a 2X4 and some strong cord or rope. doesn't take up much space either.

    Barbar Stewart
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a great idea, I will have to tell my son.

    Bobert Robertson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beats laying down wood in front of the tires then trying to push, only to have the wood fly out the back and take your freaking legs out.

    Daniel Nilssen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have tried this. This does not work I just dug into the ground

    CharliAnn Olney
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works well for ANY vehicle. Just use wood a little larger than your tire.

    Caleb Lumpkin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yea ive seen this as the last resort

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    #30

    Types Of Firewood

    Types Of Firewood

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    ƒιѕн
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With EPA stoves moisture content should be 16-20%, Oak splits will take 2-4 years to season. I heat primarily with wood, I also try to keep 3 years ahead CSS so I always have a supply of seasoned wood. I burn different species depending on outdoor temperature so I don't waste high BTU wood when I just need to take the chill off. Never take someones word for it when buying firewood that they say is 'Seasoned". Moisture meters are cheap, check it yourself.

    Aliquid A
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No comment on Fir? Burns well, produces a high heat, few sparks.

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was raised with a wood-burning stove for heat in the Big North. It burns? YAY!

    స్టీఫెన్ ఆండ్రూ
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very region-specific. We don't use any of these woods as firewood where I'm from...

    Lindsay Crawford
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. Gum trees (eucalyptus), wattles (acacias), ti-tree and paperbarks.

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    Memere
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pine should ONLY be used as kindling to get your indoor wood stove or wood burning furnace started. Never never never build an indoor fire with all pine wood - that happened once when I was a child & luckily my mom knew to slowly sprinkle water on it to eventually put it out - we could see the wallpaper pattern behind the wood stove thru the stovepipe! Dad had to replace the stovepipe afterwards.

    Acceber
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it splits well, it spits well

    Teresa Spanics
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot Popular. It dries out fast and makes great firewood.

    ChinmayGhule
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter what kind of wood, you only need to punch it a few times to make it drop!

    jk nbt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tallow tree wood stinks when it burns

    Mari Mur
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol! I wish we would have something other than pine and maybe birch if lucky :D Any other types of wood here for me at least seems quite precious and not worth burning.

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    #31

    How Marginal Tax Rates Work

    How Marginal Tax Rates Work

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    Robert Thornburrow
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the UK tax system. It is not quite accurate in that it doesn't show National Insurance payments, which is another form of tax, but it has a lower threshold and upper limit, meaning that the middle tax band is more like 33%. The 40% tax band starts after N.I. ends. There is also talk of a 50% band for really high earners. What annoys me is that stamp duty (a tax on house purchases) doesn't work the same way - if you go over the threshold, you pay a percentage on the total - which is really unfair for any properties valued close to the thresholds.

    Earl Grey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 1: Earn £100,000.

    petersilie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in germany, too. i use to think of the structures in my city, i can use, everything is clean and works. so, my taxes are contributing to the system, and i am fine.

    David Retsler
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taxes in America are a fuking scam. Sure, they pay for roads and the military and blah. blah, blah. But have you ever looked at the budget to see where the money really goes? The CONgress spends money out the ass because they honestly don't give a s**t. We are approaching THIRTY TRILLION in debt! When was the last time any of these fukers mentioned the deficit? THEY DON'T CARE! You could EASILY cut spending by 25% and still accomplish what needs to be accomplished and apply the excess to pay down the debt. Instead these fuktards want to cry about stupid s**t nobody cares about while they kill this country and doom you, dear reader, to a failed economy. Basically, kids, you're f****d and, sadly, you had nothing to do with it. It was my generation of fuking retards that kept putting these pieces of s**t back in office ever election so please, for the love of Christ- STOP RE-ELECTING THE SAME GOD DAMNED IDIOTS AND START PUTTING IN PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY GIVE A S**T ABOUT YOU! Okay. I'm done.

    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s still a lot of money. Taxes are insane and I feel the middle man is who always gets screwed

    backatya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you figure 60% will be 27.5K in taxes?

    Anna Repp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS! So often those in the US who are against increasing taxes say "It is so not fair to make people who work hard and earn a lot to give half of their salary to feed those who refuse to work." We have progressive tax, people! 50% tax on 250K does not mean 125K paid in taxes a year!

    Suzanne Haigh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NI is not really a tax but a way to pay for the FREE health care we have in the UK

    Sasha Kuleshov
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    4 years ago

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    Way too complicated, just go to www turbotaxsucksαss com ;D

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    #32

    How To 'Roadie Wrap' Wires

    How To 'Roadie Wrap' Wires

    Watch it here

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    Ellen Ranks
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Overworked, Underpaid".... hilarious! Watch it.

    KombatBunni
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve worked as a roadie and the number of “wait,wtf?” looks I’ve had because I’m a girl and I know how to do this is crazy :)

    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not EVER quickly wrap the cord using your elbow and palm. All cords have bundles of tiny wires inside them, and if you yank on the cord enough, they'll break. (Bonus: If you're setting up a traditional stereo with components, do NOT run the power cords alongside the speaker cables. The power will "leach" into the speaker cables and it'll sound like garbage.)

    Niall Mac Iomera
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that at least once a week with my guitar leads. Quite often more than that. Had them for 15 years now and they still work perfectly.

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    Karin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't see anything in these pics.

    Memere
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you need to click on the "watch it here" link(the red part) - it will take you to a youtube video that's short & sweet, but very informative.

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    brukernavn340
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When watching other musicians and roadies doing this, it's always seemed like magic, how they manage to keep their cables untangled. Whenever I tried to copy them, it wound up tangled as hell.

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very nice, I'll have to remember this next time I'm untangling the heavy duty outdoor extension cords that my husband ALWAYS leaves in a tangled pile, grrrr

    kennedy1209
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the best tricks I ever learned working in that world. definitely watch.

    Sebastian Melmoth
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad made my brother and I wrap cords like this since we were little, works really well

    Stephen Waldo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bob Ross of the roadie world.

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    #33

    The Different Types Of Eggs And How To Make Them

    The Different Types Of Eggs And How To Make Them

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    Tye Dye Llama
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never had soft-boiled eggs! Are they good?

    Just saying
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need to have them with soldiers - i.e. toast buttered and cut into strips then dipped in the egg yolk as you eat.

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    BeenElle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the over easy picture show a broken yolk? That’s a flipping failure.

    N G
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You dont scoop out the insides of a soft boiled egg with a spoon! You dunk toast soldiers in it!

    Eva Verde
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes you do scoop it out with a spoon. The whole world doesn't have to do things exactly the same way as you guys do them in the UK.

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    Glynna Bowood
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Runny yolks- OK runny whites- ugh!

    Brandy Grote
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dunno. We've had eggs in boiling water for 15 minutes, they were still raw. Of course, husband thinks "bubbles" means boiling. I'm trying to teach him that no, 212F means boiling. Sigh.

    Taibhse Sealgair
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're in the US, most diners (Mmmmm, Waffle House) will also recognize Over-Medium. Which will make the yolks just a little less runny.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They missed the 계란찜, like, steamed eggs? Don't know the English name, sorry. Very common here in Korea. Very tasty too, don't know how to make it, though. (Wouldn't need it now too, since I have to watch my protein intake)

    Rain runner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact - Frittata got to denmark. Was some how trans-morfed into "frikadeller". And are kind of like sweedish meatlballs.. Yum yum...

    Viki Banaszak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over easy, better known as break the yolk and die!

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    #34

    How Well Your Steak Is Cooked

    How Well Your Steak Is Cooked

    N8theGr8 Report

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Done = toss that thing to the dogs. They may in fact, toss it back at you, though~

    _
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if it is tossed back, you can use it as chocks behind a tire.

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    Nubis Knight
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    4 years ago

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    Isn't there a veterinarian meat indpection in your country? It's even safe to eat raw minced porc (Met) in Germany. And it's delicious. *_*

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    DanieLegz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people tend to stick to same doneness and see the others as misteaks

    Don Golosso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even look further then medium rare, no need to overcook a good steak!

    Gary h
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is only correct if you're a cook. Having worked in a kitchen for 15 years, I can confidently say that 90% of you who are not cooks, do not know what a rare steak is. You all think it's medium rare. Then you freak out if you ask for med well and you get a steak that isn't completely cooked brown. Look at this carefully, PLEASE! You need to understand that YOU are the one that doesn't know what they're talking about on this!

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    #35

    How To Cuff Your Shirtsleeves

    How To Cuff Your Shirtsleeves

    dre10g Report

    Alloydog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A gentleman rolls his sleeves up to *just below* the elbow.

    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One wouldn't want to be considered a rapscallion and a bounder!

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    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not USMC style. 3" turns til up past the elbow. Make it tidy!

    Alloydog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of when the then Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Tony Blair had a meeting with IIRC, the Prime Minister of Malaysia. There was a photo of him, with his shirt sleeves rolled up *above* the elbow. What drew it to my attention was the rather polite letter to the The Times newspaper about how against etiquette it was! It made me smile. https://www.hugoboss.com/boss-men-rolling-up-shirt-sleeves/

    Patricia Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's only acceptable unless you're going to get messy!

    Lucy Skinner
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    4 years ago

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    Bisexuals listen up!

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    #36

    100 No-Equipment Workouts

    100 No-Equipment Workouts

    Full image here

    meanrat Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The link is on the bottom left of the picture. (click 'meanrat').

    Katrina B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been nice if they'd put a link to it...

    Eva Bryson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Click on "meanrat" in the lower left corner, just under the picture. The images and captions will come up on your screen.

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    Marsha Sturgill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are many things that may happen, but these exercises aren't one of them.

    SeidWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for all the different workout sets, they still forgot the One Punch Man workout

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't do burpees in your basement. You'll jam your fingers in the ceiling.

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish someone would do this in video. Like this I have to Youtube or Google them individually to learn the correct way to do to avoid get hurt.

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    #37

    How To Dry Wet Boots With Hot Rocks

    How To Dry Wet Boots With Hot Rocks

    Rufus_T_Firefly_ Report

    Loralie Chase
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what makes the river rocks explode?

    Petar Lazic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    any cracks that get water in them. the heat makes the water turn to steam and expand. if it expands quickly and there's no place for the steam to go, boom

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    marshmallo nat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now i have to go make a river rock explode lol

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "River rocks can explode" sounds like an urban legend, but it's true. I've actually seen it happen - some idiot kid threw one into the campfire after we were specifically told not to, and BANG.

    Kateryna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long do you need to keep the rocks in your shoes before taking them out and reheating/replacing?

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    #38

    What Suits And Shoes Go Together

    What Suits And Shoes Go Together

    iBleeedorange Report

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    keep it black and you'll be fine

    Porto DaMartinica
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people really go around dressed like that in this era ? Sound very impractical

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really depends on the profession - attorneys/lawyers/solicitors are pretty much required to wear suits.

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    Zoe's Mom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer suits in color on men. It like jewelry.

    Anjali Cooper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude… my dad totally needs this. We joke around the house that he can’t dress himself… 🤣

    Bron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo, you want light shoes with dark pants and vice versa. If you can only have one pair, tan is the best colour. Looks the bomb.

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    #39

    Classic Cocktails And How To Make Them

    Classic Cocktails And How To Make Them

    Full image here

    Random_420-69 Report

    Stephen Lyford
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A gin gimlet should be on this list.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About 40 years ago I had a canned cocktail gin gimlet that lit me up.

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    Layla Corman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a bartender, a bar consultant (think the show Bar Resuce), and a bartending instructor, I can say that some of these are very wrong!

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missing a Manhattan and a few others....

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure gin and tonic needs instructions!

    Alloydog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer my own "Paradise Rum cocktail": One part rum. If you want to be flashy, you can also drink it from a glass... ;)

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    #40

    The Recommended Inches Of Ice On A Lake Before Walking Over

    The Recommended Inches Of Ice On A Lake Before Walking Over

    DedicatedSloth Report

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? A duck? Who cares if the ice breaks under a duck. Use a fat squirrel or something ffs.

    C.S. E.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's for the slower folks who would see a duck (heavier than a squirrel, lighter than a witch) and think 'Well, the ice must be good enough to walk on!' Unfortunately, I've met the type. Fortunately, it's cold enough where I am that I've also seen a demolition derby on an iced over lake. It was exactly as awesome as it sounds.

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    Arctic's Gate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who are curious about the use of a duck. Ducks or other waterfowl on a frozen pond are a warning sign of thin ice. It indicates that at least part of that pond only froze over within 48 hours. Once the ice has fully formed and cut the wild ducks off from the water, they will leave to find better winter habitat/food sources.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, cause it's really easy to know how thick it is from looking at the surface.

    TriSarahtops1228
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you double the amount if the ice is white or opaque?

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ice fisherman here. White ice contains more air in it, so it is naturally weaker. I won't go out unless I have at least a solid 3" of black ice, but prefer to be on 5-6 inches. Not a chance I'd go out on even 8" if it was just white ice. Need a good foundation of black ice, and still if it's early in the year, take a spud bar (Ice chisel) and give two good whacks on the ice every few steps to make sure it's safe. Ice thickness changes drastically, and you can be on 6" in one spot, then 1.5 a few feet away.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And every year, this guide sees people die, b/c ice is NOT uniformly thick or uniform in structure. *sigh*

    Glynna Bowood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you measure thickness w/o getting out on the ice to cut hole? I live where it's always warm so...

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't. You need to drill through to test, but should always check as you go with an ice chisel to make sure you're walking on solid ice before you get to a spot to drill

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    Myxomatosis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I never do 'official ice sports'. I trust nature too much.

    Annie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always wondered about that. Thanks!

    ravn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More flashbacks..."1 inch, keep off!; 2 inches, 1 may; 4 inches, small group, 6 inches, OK!"

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    #41

    The Different Cuts Of Beef And Best Way To Cook Them

    The Different Cuts Of Beef And Best Way To Cook Them

    5_Frog_Margin Report

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am from Texas. Some years ago, about twenty, I was in California and I was going to cook supper. I decided to buy a couple of porterhouse steaks. So, I went to the butcher's. I asked the man behind the counter for a couple of porterhouses, about three pounds, total. He looked at me and aid "you're from Texas, right?" And I said "yes" and he said "thought so, we don't sell those in California, I have some nice round steak, no fat, but we tenderize it." I said "what steaks do you have?" And he said "honey, this is California, they eat Prime Rib, hamburger [less that 2% fat], round steak and some roasts. Mostly chicken and fish." I left.

    J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk what part of California that was, but I was born and raised in the Bay Area and my dad owned a restaurant for the first 20 years of my life and Porterhouse was always on the menu. Maybe don't generalize an entire state based on one experience.

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    LottieH
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best thing about this post is the argument in the comments! 😂

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rest of the cow, all the gross parts, goes into hotdogs

    Among Us
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That says Loin? Or was that the point of your comment?

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    #42

    How To Properly Shine A Pair Of Shoes Or Boots

    How To Properly Shine A Pair Of Shoes Or Boots

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    earringnut
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works well with women's shoes as well.

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shoes in the picture are pretty non-gender specific

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    Roshan Dash
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just apply the polish and use a hair dryer on high heat setting for a more even and shiny looking polish.

    CHRISTOPHER BRIDGER
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just chillin wearing my already shined before I saw this cowboy boots.

    Bunny Wood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, if you want a mirror shine, clean then cover in wax, hold briefly in front of a heat source until wax melts. Result is mirror like finish

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have shiny spit. If you feel roughness as you rub damp rag in circles, add a touch more polish. Try to get a smooth shiny coat, like the hard shell of an M&M. Patience. I have spit shined boots from the 80s that still gleam.

    David Retsler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just put on a not so thin layer of wax, melt it with a lighter or candle and rub it in a circular motion with a cotton cloth/t-shirt. Next, wrap your cotton cloth over 1 or 2 fingertips, dip your cloth covered fingers in some hot water, then rub your fingertips in your can of wax to get a light layer of wax. Using circular motions with light pressure, go over and over and over your shoes. Spit has enzymes and acids in it so use hot water instead when you don't see water on your shoe. Dip your fingers in the hot water again, very light dab of wax, circular motions again. Keep at it until your shoe shines. And do your ENTIRE shoe! A toe shine is no shine.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taught the spit shine in childhood. still no better way IMO

    AnaV.pt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly how I learned to shine leather shoes, many years ago. Thought no one knew how to do this anymore.

    Saico Hipe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an absolutely enormous waste of time.

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    #43

    How To Safely Cut Down A Tree

    How To Safely Cut Down A Tree

    good_testing_bad Report

    me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't trust myself with an axe

    Tarcandor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get that, people can be a bit too annoying at times....

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    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminder to only cut OLD or Damaged trees please, saplings need to grow :D

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step one: make sure your truck isn't parked in the tree's fall line.

    Leara Bridges Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's not a person on this Earth that would trust me with an axe. I'm lucky they let me use a knife!

    No Username
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last step should be to plant another :)

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny story. When we were kids we were camping, and all the guys from our family (cousins etc.) decided it was wise to stand in a semi-circle around a tree while my cousin chopped it down for firewood. Wouldn't you know it, there's a 50% chance of it falling towards someone when you stand in a semi-circle, and as it was falling directly at me I just froze. Thankfully my other cousin was quick enough to pull me out of the way or I would have been a pancake.

    John C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if they're dead and about to fall on your house?

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    #44

    What Type Of Screwdriver To Use

    What Type Of Screwdriver To Use

    mosqua Report

    Stacy S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My work would be so much easier if there were just the two old standards, Flat head and Philips.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But listen, mate, there's PROFIT to be had in screwdrivers! Imagine all those poor little suckeroonies shelling out the big bucks for our arbitrary-polygon-shaped screw that is used on the new 4Phone EX!

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    Aliquid A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Square drive is properly called a "Robertson"

    Chich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans call it 'square' because they didn't think of it'

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    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nintendo and their tri-wings -___-

    Baron Von Kitten
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Square Drive is also called Robertson

    Robert Thornburrow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An angle-grinder will remove any of these ;-)

    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May be a stupid question.. But why is there so many types? Why not just have the Phillips?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Different purposes! Slotted screws are the earliest form because they were the easiest to make, and allow the use of quite a bit of torque. Phillips is more complicated to form, allows lower torque, but requires less precision with the driver. Pozidriv is an evolution of Phillips with tighter tolerances (which makes it better for power screwdrivers). Square is lower-tolerance, but still good for power drivers. It's commonly found with screws that need to be driven at high speed (like drywall screws). Allen requires no inward-pressure to remain engaged. Torx is my preferred screw head, as it offers a blend of all the positive traits. Schrader is for removing valve cores (and really shouldn't be on this list). The rest are used in situations where unauthorized personnel should be discouraged from removing them (public fixtures, dangerous equipment, etc.).

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    Cynthia Bonville
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are also triangle ones that a lot of toys have - pain when you want to disable the speaker.

    Grazina Strolia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't fool me...these are all religious symbols.

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what countries use pozidriv, clutch, spanner, tri-wing, schrader, or the scurity torx and allen? Canadian and never seen these

    Aliquid A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look around, and you will see them. Public places, like on a bus or a bathroom stall... where they don't want vandals messing with it, they use these "uncommon" types because it is unlikely for someone to have that kind of screwdriver with them, and hard to create a makeshift version. Also in electrical settings where it would be dangerous for someone to tinker with it. You won't see it at the hardware store, you need to go to specialty shops.

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    #45

    The Best Way To Hold A Burger

    The Best Way To Hold A Burger

    Anam_Cara Report

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turning it upside down helps, especially at McDonald's where the Big Macs have aige of their own.

    Phoebe Carter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait not everyone already holds it like that? I thought it was common sense to hold up the back?!!

    Chich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just find it surprising that people would not know how to hold a hamburger.

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been doing this since I first ate a hamburger & people thought I was nuts! See, Uncle David? I'm not crazy!

    Rae Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my mouth!! That's the only way I hold a burger xD

    jonnotheGOAT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1900s: in the 2000s we will have flying cars! 2021:

    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had flying cars in the 1900s. For almost all of that decade in fact. They're called aeroplanes.

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    Loraine D.G. MacGinness
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upside down sounds a good tip ! I'll pass it on but, I can't open my mouth wide enough, I avoid.

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    #46

    Hazardous Materials Classification

    Hazardous Materials Classification

    IdealFishingFour Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NFPA 704 Flammability Level 5: My Mixtape.

    Dr Nostromo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bro-in-law used to be in the trucking business and he could tell you exactly what someone was carrying by the code number on the sign.

    Samuel Zhao
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember seeing these in chemistry

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    been wondering what these mfers meant for so long lmao

    Tiari
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The signs on Wikipedia are completely different: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_goods

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The signs listed in the article you linked are safety labeling for the products themselves. What you see above is the NFPA diamond, which is installed in a prominent place as an advisory to first-responders (like firefighters) about the properties of hazardous materials within a building. More info can be found here: https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFPA_704

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    #47

    How To Make An Instant Life Jacket

    How To Make An Instant Life Jacket

    Watch it here

    yannireddit123 Report

    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you seen the knee holes in some people's jeans these days?!

    Yehudit Hannah Cohn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had to learn this in physical education in high school--mastering water safety measures was mandatory to graduate.

    Mark Serbian, PK&RG,W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Standard Navy Boot Camp stuff. No even remotely easy to do, and nearly impossible in rough water. But it'll save your ass...

    Robert Thornburrow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this at school with pyjama bottoms - only trouble is I don't tend to go near water in my pyjamas and it doesn't work very well with jeans.

    Bill Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is in the Bluejacket manual if you've ever served in the US Navy. At least it was when I was at Naval Academy in the 80s.

    TriSarahtops1228
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do this with pants or a set of coveralls. It was required survival training in Navy bootcamp

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wear trousers to go swimming ?? ;;o)

    #48

    What Foods To Cook In Your 20's

    What Foods To Cook In Your 20's

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    Coala Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    37... still learning... *le sigh*

    Ashes_The_Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    11... knows how to make most of these and many others...

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    Tiari
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not agree with that. More important: Understanding a recipe and being able to follow it. You can make almost anything.

    Peko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just learn to cook what you want to eat.

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The full post: https://imgur.com/gallery/5E6P4#yGEyOfa

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of if your from some minority group, it's called food you learnt to cook at five 😁😂 ( obviously from minority group)

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    #49

    How To Properly Open A Bag Of Charcoal

    How To Properly Open A Bag Of Charcoal

    Watch it here

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    Kendra Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last two times I opened bags like this: "How the f**k did I do this as a kid!" So thank you

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless they switched to a cheaper thread to save money. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had the thread break a couple inches into opening bags like this. They didn’t used to break, because the thread they used was the appropriate strength to both keep it sealed and to open it without breaking.

    Stacy S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pull the string Batman. Then pull my finger".-Robin

    Savannah Mcquillan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same way you operate feed, cattle or horse. I already knew that

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some cat litter bags have strings like that and I can't get them to work.

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And dog food, and cat litter, and other huge heavy papered bags

    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...you mean the way the instructions printed on the bag tell you to?

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    #50

    How To Exercise

    How To Exercise

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    me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lil dude exercising so much more than me

    Kesyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got tired just looking at him exercise.

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    Phoebe Carter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with the dude 5th row down, 5th across? Is he floating backwards?!

    Kusotare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that...could it be...Leisure Suit Larry??

    Alloydog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember, when exercising, it is the law that you must play "Eye of the Tiger"... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

    Marnie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you see drawings and hear descriptions of indigenous peoples first encountered by European invaders on the East coast, they were healthy, strong, and beautiful. I bet they did none of these exercises. How did they get so strong and healthy? Let's do whatever that was.

    #51

    How To Fold Shirts

    How To Fold Shirts

    Watch it here

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    Bruce Scheiman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know how to do that. Honestly, I don't understand what they're saying either? So....

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned using this video, it might be easier to understand: https://youtu.be/Rw-rseVKSSg?t=165

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work retail clothing for a week or in a laundry doing other people's clothes. You learn 1000000000 ways people want things folded, and everyone says his/her way is "right". Man, I do not miss the old days.

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah... Hold out with both hands in front of you, Flip shirt arms away from you and behind, Use the bed, (table, etc.) to fold shirt in half, (shirt arms inside of fold) DONE! 🤦🏽‍♀️

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is impressive to watch, but the problem is that when you go to lift the shirt into a drawer the folding falls apart.

    Amber Duhs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually take the sleeves and fold them in, then fold the rest of the shirt in a threefold.

    Lorelai Purvis
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    4 years ago

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    i can do this already

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    #52

    Manly Handshake

    Manly Handshake

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    Helouise Doofenschmirtz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Manly"? Why can't we just call it a "firm handshake"?

    Carrie de Luka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, unfair to anyone who has hands that may be uncomfortable. People with arthritis aren't just old, they can be any age. There can be other reasons why hands hurt. Handshakes as a form of judging someone is rather old fashioned. Probably be downvoted to oblivion but I worked for an organisation supporting people with arthritis and limp handshakes were all anyone ever did there.

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    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this s**t. I've always hated this s**t. Post-covid, I'm never shaking hands again. I'll bow. Masculine horseshit.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm tired of "Art of Manliness". Seriously, can we just have "courtesy-ness"?

    Poppy Petal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wondering if there's a womanly handshake as well?

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Firm grip... and then, my lefthanded compadres. we will draw our guns :-)

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am very manly lady then. Or I was before covid.

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    #53

    The Different Types Of Dress Codes

    The Different Types Of Dress Codes

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    Leslie Jabine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dress code for women too please. Formal? Work casual? etc, etc,

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need the female equivalent chart too.

    Sarah Quick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder why your tailcoat is never worn closed? Hmm...

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    #54

    How To Apply Cologne

    How To Apply Cologne

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    Stacy S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't use crappy cologne. It tends to give your date a headache.;@))

    Karin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women once were taught to spray perfume into the air in front of them and walk into it. That's ALL you need! If the person standing beside the person standing beside you can smell it, you are wearing too much!

    That Screaming Hamster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to all the teenage boys out there- believe it or not, Axe will not help you attract a mate.

    Hehehehehehehehe (ve/ver)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to apply colonge so the world will be happy: Dont

    Marnie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never use it if you are going somewhere where being there is not truly optional for most people. So, never at a medical facility, never at work, never on public transportation. Use it perhaps on a date to a restaurant or a movie. I mean, a person can get up and leave a movie and it won't ruin their life. If you are trying to attract a mate (the main reason for cologne), at the dentist's office is no place to do that, so leave the cologne at home.

    Carrie Laughs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree though personally I wouldn't like it in a restaurant. Remember that part of taste is smell and if you can smell cologne or perfume it's likely going to impact on the flavours of your food.

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    Kisses4Katie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people need cologne? A nice clean smell is preferable I think. But I get migraines from smells so :/

    hydrostatic joints
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a kid in my class who would use so much cologne every single day. No lie, he once got one of those tiny bottles of cologne with the roller on it opened it up and doused his hands and neck, and then rubbed it all over his jeans and shirt and even put some on his face. I would have headaches every day from that.

    CJ Vee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people are sensitive to perfume & cologne. If you use it, keep in mind that it should only be noticeable at all to someone right near you (inches not feet)

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    #55

    How To Choose Hair Products

    How To Choose Hair Products

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF? Clay, putty, fiber, and paste? Are you fixing your hair or making bricks?

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t do my hair. It just kinda flops wherever it wants.

    Pan Narrans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hair, the stuff that only grows on my back, my belly, my arms and legs.

    Eva Verde
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have one for women??

    #56

    How To Get Drunk Before Finishing Breakfast

    How To Get Drunk Before Finishing Breakfast

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    Desi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny thing: in Germany we dont know "Bavarian" coffee. Instead, we drink it "irish" with whiskey and cream.

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In England we skip the coffee and go neat ;o)

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    Bill Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw in a few bloody marys for good measure.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Encouraging alcoholism isn't funny.

    #57

    How To Order Your Drink From A Bartender

    How To Order Your Drink From A Bartender

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    Shelp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1) Make your choice. 2) Go to the bartender, firmly but swiftly. Look directly into their eyes. 3) Ask for your drink. Don't forget to get back to your sit afterwards. 4) Bartender comes with your drink. You've successed!

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't say please, thank you and tip, you succeed to fail miserable.

    OpalTheRainwing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get it?! Dot u usually order from a bartender to get ur drink anyway XD

    Myxomatosis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay.. I read the entire post and without joining ANOTHER forum I hope someone can answer my question (since I am leaving the house for a drink on Feb.13th): I need to order a Gin Martini no Vermouth and a Vodka Martini with a 'wave of the cap' Both Shaken. Do I ask for it just like that?

    Marylu Horkowitz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so helpful. I enjoy asking a good mixologist to create a drink for me. Know I know the correct terminology to get what I want.

    Kari Jonsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in a crowded or loud place...I would type out my drinks order *in big enough font size* and show it to the Bartender. Keeps away unwanted shouting, accidental spitting, ect.

    Karin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not much of a drinker so this is very interesting. Thanks.

    Karin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By looking deep into his eyes and swooning!

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