“That Was It For Me”: People Share 40 Ridiculous Movie Moments That Ruined It For Them
Interview With AuthorLook, we don’t want to shock you or anything, but the things that happen in the movies and TV shows you watch aren’t real. However, that doesn’t mean that the lessons they teach us or the way the narratives that are told don’t have value. Quite the opposite! When we go to the cinema or we turn on the magic light -and-sound box in our living rooms, we know we’re often in for a dose of fiction. But we’re willing to suspend our sense of disbelief for the sake of experiencing the story as though it were real.
So film creators have some leeway in terms of how they shape the story. Unfortunately for them (and fortunately for us, the audience), they have to adhere to some rules. Even in a fictional setting with fictional problems, the events on the screen have to be believable and the characters have to appear real, in the context of the story. In short—things have to make sense and follow certain rules of logic. We wouldn’t blink twice about a character from Looney Tunes surviving a nuclear blast by hiding in a fridge; but we think it’s very odd when Indiana Jones does it.
Though pretty much everyone has some minor quibbles that never fail to end their immersion in the plotline. Redditor u/xwhy started up an interesting thread on r/movies after asking people to share the dumbest things that end their suspense of disbelief in films. We’ve collected some of the most interesting answers. You’ll find them as you scroll down.
Bored Panda got in touch with the author of the thread, writer Christopher Burke, aka u/xwhy. He was kind enough to answer our questions about the limits of the suspension of disbelief. You'll find our full interview with him below! Christopher is the author of the book 'In A Flash 2020,' a high school math teacher, and webcomic creator.
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Any movie where they plug a flash drive in and get it right on the first try without looking.
Fun Fact: USB ports are designed so that the USB logo on the plug faces up. I can plug a drive in right side up first time every time.
Load More Replies...And whatever they're downloading/uploading is nearly instantaneous unless it's set to a nail biting montage.
I watched a video from an Intel or Microsoft tutorial. Don't remember which. The engineer slid that baby in on the first try no looking. It was magic. It was at least a few minutes into the video and there was no video cuts. I watched the rest of the video knowing I was learning from the best.
Most of the time, the correct way should have the USB symbol facing up.
Or snapping photos within a matter of seconds. By the time I've yanked my phone out of my pocket, opened and unlock it, the incident is long over.
Writer Christopher, aka u/xwhy, told us about the inspiration behind the thread. "I wanted to start a discussion, and I was curious if anyone else was as picky as I can be about details. As I told someone else on the thread, superheroes, aliens, and magic are the price of admission. That's what I'm paying for with the movie. After that, everything else should be relatable," he explained that even in fantastical settings, large parts of the story need to be grounded and believable.
He explained to Bored Panda how this works. "There can be a dragon. The dragon can swear, smoke cigars, and drink whiskey if it wants to. But if it starts talking about cigars and whiskey and gets basic facts (which are easily found) wrong, someone's going to notice, and that will pull them out of the moment. The audience will willingly accept the big stuff or they wouldn't watch the movie. It's the small stuff that's distracting, and sometimes you wonder if they could've avoided it."
The jeep in Jurassic World still being in perfect operating condition, with viable fuel, after 20+ years in an abandoned garage.
Caught myself saying "That's so unrealistic" out loud, watching a movie about man-eating genetically engineered dinosaurs.
I don't know enought about Jeep to talk lol, but i would 100% agree with you if it was a Toyota Land Cruiser lolol, ( engine is imortal, body work.... A slight humidity in the air Will destroy it )
So the salty island air is definitely going to destroy it
Load More Replies...Cars that still function a few years into ANY post-apocalyptic setting is always an eye-roll moment.
This is more about casting but, I watched a movie called The Inheritance and the main character looked like she just graduated from college and she was the district attorney (or ADA). That's all I could fixate on. She looked like she was in her early 20s. It was a stupid movie anyway, but still.
For real though, it would've needed a new battery, oil, gasoline, literally every fluid in the car would be seperated sludge by that point. The tires would also likely be falling apart. Just such a glaring flaw...
This film for me was how they designed transparent pods that spend all day rolling around through dinosaur shet...
I get distracted when I don't understand how a character is earning money, or they have a lifestyle that seems unaffordable with the job they're supposed to have.
Didn't they explain that by having rent controlled apartments?
Load More Replies...Penny in TBBT was a waitress with an occasional acting job and somehow she managed to live in a nice flat in California.
Nice flat? Where Penny lived ? seemed like a cramped apartment on a top floor in a building where they never fixed the elevator.
Load More Replies..."Can't afford to lose my job, gotta hop into the Porsche to be on time on my shift, filling the shelves!" - "Which one will you take?" - "The Targa! Remember - hop in ... can't that with a fixed roof...". - "Oh, ok, will you be such a dear and bring some basic food items along? We're five persons, maybe six ... a dozen lobsters, pound of Truffels, you know ... basics...".
The author of the thread told us that he, like many other people, can ignore quite a lot. "But every now and then, I find myself focusing on something that just takes me out of it."
In his post on Reddit, he gave an example of the New York City subways. "Information is readily available. I would rather that the movie makers created a fictitious train, such as the T line, than use a real line and have it go where it doesn't belong (and no one has a problem with this)," he said.
"Using Vancouver or Toronto for Brooklyn is fine. I accept that. Using Hoyt–Schermerhorn as a stand-in for City Hall is fine, too." Christopher suggested that the best remedy for this is for movie creators to do some basic fact-checking.
In The Queen‘s Gambit, when Anya Taylor-Joy's character loses control of her life, and she’s sitting there in a satin nightgown with perfect hair and makeup. Sure. That’s what I look like when I lose control over my life too
Have you noticed how much makeup women are wearing on TV shows and movies when they go to bed? 😳
Even more astonishing how much makeup they are wearing when they wake up.
Load More Replies...Not me, but I know at least one woman who 100% would put on red lipstick and a string of pearls and say f**k it, I might as well look good while I'm losing control of my life.
I was at home sick a few weeks ago and watching Glow Up, so I was actually sitting there, trying out some makeup tips they mentioned, while I felt like death. I wasn't wearing a satin nightgown, but I WAS feeling very pretty.
Load More Replies...IDK about this one. When I start losing control of my life (now, for example) the first thing I do is return to my self care routine, which always includes hair and makeup even if I'm not leaving the house. My profile pic is another example. I wasn't going anywhere the night I took that nor was I on the phone nor does that phone even work. I was just feeling like shït and needed to spend some QT with myself.
But a woman smoking and drinking in her own house while chilling on a couch is what it looks like when a woman loses control over her life, right? /s (but the series was situated in the 60's I believe, so I guess for the timeframe it makes sense)
Yep. When I was a kid it would pull me right out of the show or movie.
I know this is a staple of the character but every time Clark Kent rips open his shirt to reveal his costume it drives me nuts. WHERE DOES HE KEEP THE CAPE??
Kind of the same explanation for Wonder Woman, when she's in the party with the blue gound and the sword on her back under the dress.
Load More Replies...His cape is made by his adoptive parents from a micro thin blanket found with him as a baby. The fabric is Kryptonian and shares properties with the rest of his skin tight costume, and it is able to fold into a small flat package on his back. Superman allows it to unfold and as it is an alien fabric it does not crease when he removes his Clark Kent disguise and has time to fold it back up with his super speed when he has finished saving the world
And also it has pockets, in which he stores pretzels and mustard. Yes, really. 😂
Load More Replies...I always wonder about the buttons. Who sews them back on? Hes super strong and so the buttons fling off would hurt people.
I stumbled onto a fanfic where Supergirl was out buying more buttons because she keeps losing them for the same reason and the solution (offered by Superman, iirc) was to use fake buttons and Velcro
Load More Replies...Also, how does the blue, red, and yellow never show through his shirt or his the top button is undone???
Imagine a rainy day in Metropolis: cue involuntary wet shirt contest with Superman trying to cover his upper body from sight
Load More Replies...Wouldn't he get hot with that on all the time, and wouldn't it show through his shirt? think of the smell! ( i wouldn't dare post that on a comic fan page lol)
Cryptonian fabric is very breathable? The dude can reverse time by flying backwards he can probably regulate his sweat holes.
Load More Replies...I just assumed he stuffed it in his pants and wore it like a super diaper.
It's retractable; like roller window blinds. When it's rolled up, it folds up under his shirt collar ;)
In the The Day After Tomorrow I was totally ok with all of crazy weather and crazy explanations for what was happening. I was even mostly ok with them running from “the cold” as they barely made it in to the roof of a Wendy’s, but when they started grilling circle shaped hamburger patties instead of square shaped patties inside that Wendy’s, that was it for me. Everyone knows Wendy’s has square patties, how dare you!! I just could couldn’t take anything seriously after that point.
Wendy's is an ice-cream parlour in Australia so it would have been even weirder.
Load More Replies...Not everyone knows this, a large part of the world does not have a Wendy's
It's an American made film, Wendy's is an American chain, so they should have known better.
Load More Replies...There is also the "supposed" fact that they use fresh burgers (never frozen as in their jingle), so there shouldn't have been any edible stock, for them to use, as it would have rotted.
I haven’t seen the film in years but doesn’t it happen over a day or two? Surely the food wouldn’t go bad by then. Especially if the temperature is dropping fast enough for everything to freeze over soon after.
Load More Replies...When I watched that movie, I started laughing when the one character "sacrificed" himself by cutting his rope in the mall. The two people in front of me started at me like I was crazy. I just couldn't take anymore.
I laughed when the man got eaten while sitting on the toilet in the original Jurassic Park film. I was 10.
Load More Replies...There's another part of this same movie that's inaccurate and drives me nuts: when the dad picks the son up to drop him off at school, he beeps the hybrid Honda's horn. That car doesn't sound like that when it beeps. I have one.
Yeah, that was like the crowning stupid moment in an absolutely jam packed stupid movie.
"They'll never get all of it, especially the specialized stuff," he pointed out that, in his thread, some commenters were extremely well-versed in "medicine and guns, among other topics." Nobody's asking for perfection; but the basics, at least, should be gotten right.
"Say, putting the 4 train on the Brighton line will leave a lot of New Yorkers scratching their hands more than King Kong or Godzilla on the Boardwalk." If you're interested in flash fiction, you can take a peek at Christopher's book 'In A Flash 2020' here and here. Meanwhile, you'll find his fun webcomic right over here.
Independence Day, when Jeff Goldblum plugs the Apple into the alien ship and infects them with a virus.
That's why it crashed the alien ship's computer. It uploaded it's obsoletion file to it and made the alien ship out of date and lag to death
Load More Replies...I think a deleted scene explained this technological miracle (i.e. Apple was based on alien tech).
Yes that's exactly what it was. They cut the scene where he explains our technology was reverse engineered from theirs and thus still compatible. I mean it's still an iffy explanation but it would have been better than just not saying anything.
Load More Replies...It didn't make sense in the film because they cut the part where say they had been experimenting with interfacing with the ship using a hybrid of human and alien tech
If it was me the result would have been "Software updates installing, 2% complete"
Estimated time remaining: 562 years 265 days 13 hours 15 minutes 12.5 seconds.
Load More Replies...I often cannot get my imac to recognize my printer without having to reboot it.
Think of it as if the Alien tech revolting against Apple's anti-consumer policies. They were just ahead of the curve is all.
Lol, so true, as soon as he plugged it in, Apple would be saying "Have you connected to ITunes?"
PERFECT TEETH. Whether it's someone from before 1950 or a strung-out junkie, they still have those perfectly straight white Hollywood teeth.
Same with no body hair. Stranded on a desert island for weeks and still no armpit hair? A peasant in medieval England with hair on their legs? Nooo, that is not a thing.
I can understand the no hair on a desert island in modern day. I have removed mine with laser and I don't have any :) but medieval England yeah I'm with you!
Load More Replies...Speaking of teeth, the character brushing their teeth has a mouth full of foam but they just spit a little out and walk away without even rinsing. Grosses me out.
You're not supposed to rinse after brushing, it washes away the fluoride.
Load More Replies...Watch Val Kilmer in Willow....when they first introduce him he has brown rotting teeth...and as they change your view of his character...his teeth slowly become brilliant white later in movie so u can see his charachter's character differently.
I don't think I noticed that until you posted it and then I was "oh yeah". Thanks.
Load More Replies...Have you seen The Outsiders, Tom Cruise has teeth that are all rotten looking
His teeth are better in Top Gun are considerably better. There was a 'BIG' news story in the '90s about how he was getting his veneers 'removed' to go back to his original teeth. His teeth came out even straighter.😂
Load More Replies...Because Americans are obsessed with teeth. If an actor doesn't have blindingly white, perfectly straight teeth they won't be able to concentrate on the plot.
As an American, I will say that a lot of actors and Americans have creepily "straight" teeth. It's like they've all been resized and reshaped into this perfectly symmetrical horseshoe with all of the teeth the same size, and then bleached until they glow under black light. A lot of people in the US also have a tooth gap on the side of their mouth (both sides) where teeth were removed so there would be room to reshape the rest of the mouth. If people naturally looked like that vampires and werewolves would be super easy to pick out of the population.
Load More Replies...It's the counterpart of silicone breasts on topless women in any movie set before the last third of the 20th century.
The teeth thing in movies playing in the past is mostly truth in television though. Bad teeth are a first world problem that's caused by the high intake of sugar in modern times. People who eat low processed foods with no added sugar usually have very healthy teeth and rather white ones too. Most cavemen had perfect teeth, and most natives also have very pretty teeth.
Makeup and hair done in unrealistic settings or wrong eras
You are in a post apocalyptic world trying to survive and somehow you have your hair done with a bit of cat eyeliner.
Another one is historical movies with modern hair and makeup. Wank my eyes out.
Someone doesn't know what "wank" means. BP doesn't seem to know what it means either.
Hah hah, I'm surprised BoredPanda did censor wank.
Load More Replies...How about these “apocalyptic” or “end of time” movies where everyone seems to stay so close shaven and CLEAN after days/weeks/months of wearing the same clothes/shoes!? Drives me insane!😤😠
They manage it on Survivor. Supposedly roughing in on an island somewhere. Some don't bother, but there's never a hair poking from a bikini line or a messy eyebrow.
Load More Replies...In a post apocalyptic world they still have charcoal which is something used before eyeliner and women have worn makeup for AGES!!! Yes its gotten more dramatic in the modern era but lined eyes are of the oldest forms of makeup used
And how many would notice that the make up and hair in historical movies is wrong? Not me, that's for sure
When you're a fashion historian you notice ALL of them and it's irritating as hėll. We KNOW what these people looked like because we have portraits, contemporary sources, fashion plates, even cave paintings and pottery. While often these things are limited by budget constraints or a director's vision, some don't even try to approach historical accuracy. And the prevailing view seems to be that modern audiences are too...dumb?...to be entertained by an accurate historical representation so filmmakers have to sexy-it-up. Which itself is dumb. Why even make a historical film then? Do it right or don't do it.
Load More Replies...Yurp. Constant seggsual assault on woman because it's "realistic"... but also... perfect teeth, perfect hair, except for body hair... none of that. All women petite and ideal... yadda yadda yadda... "realistic" and then the media wonders why there's been an uptick of girls aged EIGHT to FOURTEEN making attempts to ... well BP will censor it so... you get the point
Any show with a heroine that is kept in captivity but has shaved pits. Ugh. Shaved pits in historical shows as well - not a thing, guys who like to infanticize women.
Let’s put it this way. We’re completely fine with there being wizards and dragons in the stories we read and watch. However, they still need to behave more or less like wizards and dragons. If dragons can teleport around the world instead of, you know, actually flying to places, we’re going to start asking questions. Similarly, if their strength, resilience, and the power of their breath all vary wildly from scene to scene because the plot demands it, we’re going to sigh and say, “C’mon!”
The same can be said about character motivations. Yes, people grow, adapt, and change their minds. However, you can’t expect the audience to get emotionally invested in the characters themselves if they change their minds about what’s right and wrong from scene to scene and episode to episode. There needs to be consistency and logic! Some recent TV shows are absolutely great at destroying the audience’s willing suspension of disbelief.
Definitely the post apocalyptic setting where everyone is ripped with insane muscle mass even though getting anywhere near the calories required to maintain that physique would be impossible.
my biggest peeve of post apocalyptic is that no matter how horrifying they try to show how people treat each other, you know it would be orders of magnitude worse if it were real. Fu¢k sake. look how bad it is already.
I actually think the opposite. I think most people would be wise enough to understand the importance of banding and working together. I honestly feel that a lot of the "other group is evil" stuff would be very rare. We would see more communities like Alexandria, Hilltop and the Kingdom banding together and fewer groups like they encountered that would destroy anybody they didn't like.
Load More Replies...And all the zombies are in their 20’s or 30’s. Where’s the kids and old folks?
I've visited, as an MD, places that live at that level ----- minus zombies, but definitely scrambling for every scrap ----- and they are *not* blessed with big physiques, trimmed hair, and/or decent eyesight/teeth/health, etc. As a pro tip, btw, survival on brown rice and lentils gives you more nutrients to sustain you than, say, beef jerky, so could the survival "experts" stop writing utter BS? And show these people feasting on any fresh fruit/veg they find in utter joy at having it?
The Last of Us 2 - Abby. Gosh, I hated that character on so many levels.
I started off hating Abby (as you're supposed to) but, by the end, I loved her. She went through so much more emotional growth than Ellie did.
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People have their necks snapped when their head is slightly pulled to the left or right, instead of the full 180 you'd need. It makes you think they were always one violent sneeze or sudden head lean away from killing themselves.
And if it doesn’t kill you, at the very least your back will be out for weeks. Sigh
Load More Replies...It doesn't require 180 degree rotation though. A lateral or vertical dislocation of one of the cervical vertebra of as little as 30 mm can cause sufficient trauma to the cervical spine to kill someone. This does not require much force and can actually done by accident, especially in contact sports such as rugby and American football.
Add to this people dying from being strangled for 3 seconds. It takes upwards of 5 minutes to strangle someone to death. That's a loooong time, trust me.
Yeah but do we really wana watch someone choke another character for 4.38 minutes...only to realize they're still kind of alive and strangle them for another 1.28 minutes?
Load More Replies...Or people getting clubbed on the head so hard they remain unconscious for 18 hours and then stand up and walk away like everythings fine. Excuse me Dylan but you have severe brain damage and should go to a hospital not walk into a store looking for the person who almost knocked your brain out of your skull
It isn't about snapping it is about shearing the neck vertebrae which slices through the spinal cord and you don't need much rotation for that
Not to add another fear to anyone but people have literally dropped dead from turning their head. One of the saddest was a young guy making himself and his sister a cup of tea and he turned to answer a question from her and dropped down dead.
How hard did he wrench his head? Do you have a source for this? Are you sure he didn't just dislodge some kind of cranial blood clot?
Load More Replies...You don't need to twist a full 180 to break a neck. You need the right angle and applied force. It's not about the twist but the torque. I am a horror writer not a serial killer!
This is why first responders are trained to backboard with the head in the position it was found as they could accidentally do more damage trying to "fix" it.
Load More Replies...I just got an MRI and by the looks of things I shouldn't even be moving my eyes quickly.
I hate when vehicles no one heard suddenly burst onscreen and hit someone. The worst example I’ve seen was a company of helicopters. I don’t remember the name of the movie or what was taking place but it was a night scene in a compound high in a mountain range. Suddenly, three or four helicopters anyone with ears would have heard coming from miles away swoop in and take everyone by surprise. Time and money wasted.
To be fair, depends on the helicopter and the terrain they operate in. An AH-64 is pretty good in being silent if it hides behind a mountain range. But in general yes, helicopters are very loud in the open
Or the sounds of tires screeching, but they're driving on a dirt or gravel road 👎
For me it's the clapping sound of horseshoes on asphalt while seeing horses not wearing horseshoes running over grass.
Load More Replies...That happened in Close Encounters of the Third Kind , people looking at strange silent lights and all of a sudden they are helicopters. That’s not how sound travels
I laugh hysterically every time helicopters "sneak" up on someone. Like HOW.
I just complained last weekend about helicopters in a movie that noone noticed 🤣 I likv fairly close to a small airport and many helicopters take off from it. I hear helicopters frequently so it annoys me to no end when noone hears a helicopter in a movie or show until it's literally right above or behind them.
The black helicopters that fly over our cities and monitor citizens are all operating without sound
This, we generally see the medichoppers before we hear them coming to the teaching hospital in the city. There are quiet ones.
Load More Replies...Well there was an accident where a US tank killed two Korean middle school girls.
You mean the " killer whisper " as the Abrams is known?
Load More Replies...Things that low-key irk us include characters teleporting around Middle Earth seemingly in an instant in The Lord of The Rings: The Rings of Power. It’s also hard to stay invested in the story when it’s hard to grasp the timeframe. And don’t even get us started on how low-quality some of the costumes were… Look, if you’re doing something related to The Lords of the Rings, you have to get the details right.
In a similar fashion, as much as we enjoyed House of the Dragon, we had a hard time actually liking some of the characters just because of how often their motivations and personalities flip-flopped. However, watching the show got us to read George R. R. Martin’s book Fire & Blood about the entire Targaryen dynasty, so we still call that a win. There’s far more consistency to be found in the pages of the book than in the show, but we’re still eagerly waiting for season 2. (Maybe they've heard the feedback from fans and they'll fix the lighting in some scenes! The stories are dark, but the scenes don't have to mirror that in an all-too-literal sense; we want to see what's going on.)
Narrow specialty doctors drawing bood, doing microscopy and other routine stuff that doctors don't normally do (looking at you, House).
Yeah I feel like he maybe does that stuff just for fun.
Load More Replies...Oh my gosh that show drives me crazy! All of a sudden crime scene techs become detectives and make massive jumps in technology.
Load More Replies...I had a very minor cancer a few years ago. The doctor who found it and I had a pretty close patient to doctor relationship. I needed a shot one day as part of my treatment. He took me to where the nurse was, she was busy. So after we stood talking for a few minutes, it was like a lightbulb light up and he said, "I am a doctor, I do know how to give needles, so I guess I can do it and keep you from waiting. " lol, his nurse was looking over her shoulder the whole time to make sure he did it right.
So if she was looking over her shoulder she wasn't paying attention to what she was supposed to be doing so she might as well have helped you!
Load More Replies...Similar to the individual forensic scientist who does everything from bullet trajectories to pollen identification. And not only that, this scientist manages to do all this in a few hours and also notices things another team completely overlooked.
But, at least Dexter was only a blood spatter expert. Oh, and a serial killer.
Load More Replies...Well that's why it's a medical drama and not a documentary..... It adds nothing to the story to have 6 or 7 unknown single part characters doing the tests while we watch our main cast read a paper.
And can you imagine how much longer the credits would be? I always stay for the credits. So interesting all the people involved. And now that I think about it all the people in the long ago that got cheated out of having their name in the credits!
Load More Replies...I always tell myself that if I could draw blood samples from dogs and cats for 40 years (and put in intravenous catheters) then I could handle getting the same done to me at the hospital. You might try not watching them do the blood draw though. Typing with dog on lap sorry if its off a bit.
Load More Replies...And, ordering tests without verifying if the patients insurance covers any of them and assuming the patient can afford to pay for these tests (looking at you House) You want to save my life by ordering a ton of lab work and radiology exams, exploratory surgeries that my insurance won't pay for so I'll live and have to work the rest of my life to pay off? Please, let me die.
I love how on hospital shows like Grey's Anatomy, you see doctor rolling patients on gurneys. You couldn't get med students to push a gueney in real life.
My number one pet peeve is when characters who speak the same language are all speaking in English to each other with accents. I get they do it because they’re targeting an English-speaking audience and a lot of this group can’t be bothered to read subtitles, but that always takes me out. I’m also anti-dub because I like to hear the actors speak in their native language, even if I can’t understand it.
Ugh.. don't get me started on dubs. As soon as I see it's dubbed, it's the end of the movie for me.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was apparently dubbed in his native Austria as his own accent makes him sound like a yokel to other Austrians.
Load More Replies...I'm sorry, half the fun of old japanese Godzilla movies is the bad dubbing.
The spaghetti westerns are the cream of the crop, flipping hilarious
Load More Replies...I appreciate captioning because I have tinnitus, but it drives me NUTS when the subtitles are wrong because the translator didn't understand the dialogue. In Burlesque the line "standing room only" was captioned "sighing and moaning" 😩
In '1899' on Netflix, the story happens on an cruise boat with characters from different countries. They all speak their native language, but it's somehow even more disturbing, because they all seem to understand each other. I get it for some of them (like the Danes and the German), but when a spanish character listen with intent to a girl speaking Mandarin... For those who saw the show, maybe the answer to that would have been given in the 2nd season, but we'll never know :-/
'1899' is fantastic! The other series Baran bo Odar and Jantje Friese made 'Dark' is just as good. Both are original with great plot twists. I can recommend both. Watch 'Dark' in the original German, it deserves it.
Load More Replies..."Good moaning I was just pissing by the door when I heard two shats"
Load More Replies...Personally, I like dub because it's hard for me to read the words on the screen while also trying to see what is going on, where the characters are, what there're doing, etc. I hate subbed :)
Sometimes the dialogue is too fast to keep up, especially if a person vision impeachment or maybe the person is dyslexic.
Load More Replies...Ah yes. Recently watched something (dubbed, because my mother doesn't understand English) and there was this one instance that really annoyed me: American TV show, French characters. The characters spoke French in that scene and the creators slapped a neat English subtitle on the screen. Perfection. But instead of slapping a Hungarian subtitle on the screen as well to keep the scene French, they dubbed it. We got English subs for a dubbed scene. My eye twitched so hard.
I've seen that kind of thing a few times. Once, the movie was dubbed in Spanish, the characters were speaking a foreign language, and the subtitles were in English. Ok for me, but I bet it sucked for non-English speakers.
Load More Replies...i feel that the movie hunt for red october handled this well. they all 'spoke' russian on the sub... until a moment when they were all alone and segued into english.... like that moment brought you into their world/conspiracy and now you were a part of the inner circle and could understand them.
I like to compare the dub with the closed caption. See how close they can get.
Worse, when they speak a foreign language and there's no subtitles for it.
The opening of A Quiet Place, when the camera pans to a newspaper vending machine and the headline reads, “It’s Sound!!”
I could not get past the idea that the world (maybe just the area?) is being destroyed by creatures with such super hearing that we later see children playing Monopoly with pieces of felt because the sound of plastic on chipboard will evidently risk death, and someone had to write a story about something so obvious, then it was proofed, then it was edited, then someone had to typeset it, THEN they actually ran the printing press - they’re *absurdly* loud - and some poor schlub had to brave their way through the streets, dodging sound monsters as the sun was coming up, so they could drive around the city and fill vending machines with newspapers.
I know it’s a throwaway moment in the movie, I get that it’s an homage to sci-fi movies of the 50s and 60s, but it’s just so dumb when you think about it.
Then, of course, you find out the protagonists have decided to put themselves and their family in complete danger by getting pregnant (you really think you can keep a baby completely silent through their being a toddler? And your best soundproofing is newspapered walls and one spring mattress?!) and I just couldn’t enjoy anything or take it seriously. I hate that movie with a vengeance.
The newspapers were printed when the fact was discovered, meaning most areas were not effected yet, and you can only imagine the look on everyone's faces when they read the headline being printed
Thank you CR, I was going to say that. The invasion didn't happen everywhere all at once.
Load More Replies...I hate that movie. Hate it. Almost as much as the end to "The Silence" on Netflix, where the deaf character spends the whole movie talking about how her family now lives like she does: In silence. NO. Deaf people often may have no idea how much noise they're making! She'd be eaten first. Maybe third. But definitely eaten.
Now I'm thinking about that Tumblr post about that poor deaf guy being mortified when his girlfriend told him farts make sound.
Load More Replies...I agree with the first point. Also it seems to me it would be pretty easy to lure all those creature in industrial incinerators or crushers with some speakers... On the second one though... pregnancy can happen even if you're very careful. Condom are not 100% safe, neither is any kind of chemical contraception. And let's not talk about coïtus interruptus...
But there's always a choice between two consenting adults. You know sound will get you and the children you already have killed. Of course life goes on, but there's lots of other fun things they can do to/with each other short of risking pregnancy, at least until they're in a more secure situation.
Load More Replies...Don't even get me started on "Signs" and the pre task planning for the invasion. "So we will be invading the acid planet that is 2/3 covered in acid, where acid falls from the sky to abduct the 90% acid people. PPE requirements should be minimal, hell, let's just do it naked!"
That going naked bit was the hugest deal of all. Maybe Earth was their only choice. Maybe it's a challenge for the best of the best aliens. But....why naked?
Load More Replies...Whilst I do understand disasters and stuff bring people closer together, having a baby seemed incredibly stupid. I know it was likely to tug at heartstrings and introduce more suspense and whatnot but cummon.
Are you expecting abortion clinics to be still running? Unexpected pregnancies happen even in a world with convenience stores open round the clock and working contraception
Load More Replies...You think THAT is the most unrealistic part of the movie? What about the fact that the monsters came to Earth on asteroids which, according to the directors, are actually pieces from their planet that EXPLODED?! No natural being could survive that, and even if they did, how the f**k would they survive the many millenia that the asteroids traveled through space without any food?! The movie as a concept is interesting, but its story has too many holes for to even come close to like (and I didn't even touch on the absurd levels of incompetence Earth's armed forces would need to have for things to reach that point.
I just hated that movie from start to finish and have always been baffled it's widely regarded as a great modern horror film. I love a good horror and it was nothing like one.
At the end of the day, there will always be particular decisions that storytellers make that will upset us (and us specifically), and we either have to actively ignore them or move on to a better film/show/book. One small ‘mistake’ probably won’t prevent us from immersing ourselves in the story. But these errors in continuity and logic can quickly add up.
The best thing that moviemakers can do is to try and find realistic (again, realistic in the context of their world) solutions to their narrative problems, instead of going for lazy solutions. If we wanted to watch a low-budget film or read a poorly-written piece of fan fiction, we would’ve chosen to do that instead.
Any scene in a movie where an ordinary person gets hold of a gun of any sort and instantly knows how to hold, accurately aim, fire, and reload it.
Weapons are quite simple, if there is a trigger; pull it to make boomstick go boom, if there is a lever near the magazine housing, fiddle with it to make the magazine fall out, charging handles are more complex, but in video games you see someone pulling a handle to charge the weapon, so in movies in the present will have that to help them. the exception is stoppages, but by then, a competent person will have got themselves another weapon, and can discard the current one.
Agreed. with regards to aiming its all relative. No a novice isn't going to pick up a sniper rifle and kill someone 1km away. give someone a shotgun in a building, chances are they'll hit something intended.
Load More Replies...With the conveniently provided extra clips and gear ready to stuff into pockets.
If they take it off an enemy, then that is realistic.
Load More Replies...Yeah, this bugs me. For all that we American sallegedly all go armed, most of us do not even own a gun, let alone know how to use one. And while I do, I'm not the norm. And if it's a strange weapon, I need time to acquaint myself. Also, that kind of accuracy is.... uncommon without guided scope sighting mechanisms.
Same where. I spent time in the Air Force as Law Enforcement. Guns aren't my thing and I had a difficult time qualifying every year. Luckily we never had to pull our guns and I got certified for the main desk so it wasn't a big deal.
Load More Replies...In any movie where people shoot guns sideways without any attempt to aim and yet hit their target. Or when someone shoots at a helicopter using a a hand gun and hits it.
I am licensed and fully trained to handle 4 very specialized types of guns: finger, NERF, potato, and water
Cars that explode like giant fireworks anytime they get into a wreck. Even for fender benders. Or when they drive a car off a cliff and it explodes before it even lands on anything. If this were true, would any of us even be alive?
It's a leftover from when cars were far less safe. It's become a trope because it's expected - the collective consciousness "knows" that cars explode on impact because they did (used to do that). Cars also are completely undrivable after taking to the air via ramp and landing with enough force to break an axle, but I've not seen that one on the list so far....
"The dukes of hazzard" were great for the broken axle thing, sometimes you could even spot the front of the car crumple before it suddenly switched to a shot of those good ol' boys speeding away.
Load More Replies...Beautifully parodied in "The Last Action Hero" where Arnold casually "unalives" a guy in a van, then the van just flips into the air and explodes for no apparent reason :D
We in Germany have a cheesy, long-running show called "Cobra 11" that is all about the "autobahn police" (fictional) - every car explodes, no matter if it's a truck ramming into it or just a nail on the road causing a flat tire...
I was in a car accident as a passenger. We were literally dangling off a cliff but being held up by a wire cable "fence" that kept us from plummeting down. There was also a metal pole impaling the trunk which was just resting on the gas tank. There was no explosion, no fatalities, barely any injuries actually. Anyways, yeah they really over do it in movies so we panicked alot more than we needed to
Any car except the Ford Pinto, those cars really did explode from a fender bender cuz the idiot engineers put the gas tank at the back.
Apparently old cars would do that, but not new cars, and by the time they reilised this, the trope was already there.
The Ford Pinto would do it because the petrol tank was directly behind the rear axle, so if you got shunted from behind with a full tank the car blew up. Ford actually realised this would happen, but decided it would be cheaper to pay out on claims from the deceaseds' relatives than recall the car and fix it.
Load More Replies...What always gets me is the explosions themselves. A gas tank will blow up - once. However, to make a good impression, there's about 3 or 4 explosions one right after the other. I can only assume that Hollywood thinks we're all idiots. Maybe they think that one explosion isn't enough to make a statement?
Horses aren’t motorcycles.
This. + You don't just jump on a horse back and gallop the fastest you can. Or at least, you shouldn't do it. Horses need a proper warming up, too (esp. when they stood in a barn before), as much as we do when we do sports.
Thank you for explaining. "Horses aren't motorcycles" with no additional context makes about as much sense as saying "my laptop isn't bread". It's a true statement, but utterly useless
Load More Replies...This ! And to make the audience believe that gallop is the natural gait of horses, so that you can cross an entire country in a few hours with them. This pissed us off when my mom was running an equestrian center. Some dumb tourists would arrive and the typical alpha male would demand to go galloping with the horses to impress his girlfriend. Folks, if you force a horse to gallop for more than a dozen minutes, or even if they seem to actually enjoy it themselves, you'll just kill them. That's why race horses have a much shorter lifespan than they normally should have. Horses in nature only need to gallop when they want to run away, which is their usual defense against predators. Rest of the time, they just walk or stand still while grazing.
At least some movies have horses being ridden to death because the characters need to get somewhere fast desperately enough that they don't care about the horses welfare. If I remember correctly in True Grit to save the girl after a snake bite, which seemed pretty realistic in terms of time and distance relation. And the beginning of Gladiator too had a scene like that (if I remember correctly), but if you are trying to get from central Europe to Iberia at a gallop you won't even get a tenth of the way until your horse collapses (if you are not a messenger that can switch horses (and riders! it's exhausting!) at way stations along the way). In that case taking it "slow" will get you there much faster. "Faster" still being weeks.
Load More Replies...People who have never ridden a horse spend a day on some difficult terrain, rivers, mountains, etc., and can still WALK when they dismount.
And if the horse is not properly trained (or you're not an experienced rider) you very well might get bucked off. We had horses growing up, and the number of friends who'd never ridden yet thought they could gallop on their first ride was staggering.
Hate, hate it when show like Bridgerton and Outlander show carrage horses galloping everywhere for long distances.
In the "apocalypse" type movies, How do people find the one horse that is willing to be ridden by a stranger and not try to stomp them?
The movie True Lies has actually a really funny motorcycle vs horse chase scene. While surprise, surprise Arnold is quite a good rider without this having been set up in the movie before, and I approve neither of the halting a strange horse via gripping the reins nor galloping on asphalt (it's realistic - just not good for the horses mouth or joints and dangerous because slippery, which is why they usually put mats on the ground for filming). The scene does some things right. Not even a minute into the chase Arnie tells his back-up to hurry because his horse is getting tired, the horse can move over low obstacles instead of having to go around, it becomes anxious in the elevator which is to be expected (a not police or movie trained horse would probably have freaked out completely) and the chase ends because the motorcycle has no objections to jumping from one tall building to another, while the horse just goes NOPE.
Arnold was a spy in that movie. Of course, spies know how to ride horses and motorcycles. (Sarcasm)
Load More Replies...Nice horse, the rider should get some advice of how to handle reigns. Of course the circumstances are unknown here, but elbows behind your body is ... not common ... Horses are steered by using your weight and legs, not by pulling on the reigns as hard as you can ...
Pssst...reins, not reigns. "Reigns" is what a monarch does. But yes, either that rider had the reins too loose to begin with & thus has to use her whole arm to tighten them up a bit, or she's completely lost control of the horse and is yanking hard to try to get a handle on things.
Load More Replies...This, and that characters with no precious riding experience can just hop up and sort of get it. You know how hard it is to even stay on a horse when you have zero experience!?
This actually just occurred to me today: in The Matrix, the concept of "dying in the simulation kills you IRL" and "the body cannot live without the mind". I get that the simulation is *very* real, but it only interacts with your conscious brain by implanting images and sensations into your cerebrum. Your autonomic nervous system is controlled by the brain stem (cerebellum) and has nothing to do with your conscious interaction with the surrounding world. Your brain stem doesn't "know" that you got shot; physiological changes due to the impact impair homeostasis, and interrupt vital functions. Your brain stem will still try to make your heart beat even if your heart gets ripped out of your chest (for the few moments it still has oxygen) so why would your brain stem "decide" to make your heart stop just because you think you got shot? it makes no sense at all and considering much of the series relies on people dying for real because they died in the simulation totally ruins it for me
The brain stem is more than just the cerebellum, it has three parts. Moreover, the cerebellum is the primary motor cortex, which controls our bodily movements especially in response to sensory cues, and not the piece of the brain that controls the heart: that is the hypothalamus (located below the thalamus). If you want to pick apart the Matrix, the idea that jamming a big metal rod into the longitudinal fissure in the brain - most likely severing or damaging the corpus callosum in the process completely removing the ability to form long-term memories among other major damages -- would somehow completely immerse you in sensory information would be completely wrong, for a variety of different reasons. I still enjoyed the movies, but as a psychologist, I very much had to suspend disbelief at a number of the aspects of their explanation of the Matrix and how it would work in the brain.
Just to play a little devils advocate here... but if we're talking about a sci-fi movie here. Wouldn't it be a sci-fi concept that the irl "humans" may not have the same atomical inner structure as we know actual humans do? I mean for God sake, they have the "ports" as babies. Seems the robots have genetically modified humans to be batteries through all growth stages.
Load More Replies...Well, I just assumed the shock killed them. I am the average audience, and that was enough for me.
I'm glad they picked this one instead of the "using humans as batteries" argument. Hopefully that one at least can be put to bed - the writers didn't want to use this reasoning, knowing it made no sense, but it's an example of executive meddling. Thankfully, Futurama satirised it.
And speaking of thermodynamics don't get me started on Soylent Green!
Load More Replies...I took it to mean that the machinery that was jacked into your neck probably sent some sort of current back into the host body when they “died” in the simulation. the conceit of the matrix is that you don’t know it’s a simulation. It would do no good for the machines to let you ‘die’ only to pop back up like a regenerating game character… your mind would start looking for answers. So I always thought that if you died in simulation that the machine would kill you in the real world.
Makes sense for those still plugged in, but the rebels aren't, they are hijacking a radio signal basically. They should have an air gap or firewall type safeguard from any kind of feedback that the Matrix tried to send to remotely drop them.
Load More Replies...That whole "if you die in your dream you'll die IRL. There is absolutely NO way of measuring this.
I've died multiple times in dreams and yet I'm still alive... Or am I....
Load More Replies...It would also be simpler to build a matrix for other creatures that are less likely to rebel, maybe cattle for instance.
There is a Piers Anthony book where you get locked in from removing the VR instead of dying when you die in the game. That was much more believable to me, it was mostly full body VR that prevented protagonist from removing it to disconnect in order to eat/take his insulin. It's a great book with actually possible though remote chance ending. It's called Killobyte if anyone is interested! Even though written in 1993 we are just reaching the "future tech" in it so it holds up
Found this...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killobyte
Load More Replies...The film has Keanu Reeves in it. I'd watch it if he was just counting the number of sand on the seashore.
But what if he only counts a grain every time the Grand Canyon fills up with water from one drop being added every time a proton decays?
Load More Replies...Death in the matrix should have just turned you into a vegetable not killed you, this eould also allow the "dead" to still be used by the machines as a power source, in fact why didn't the machines have all humas lobotomized it would have been foolproof control method with no need for a vr environment making the entire movie premis nonexistant
This is probably the most ridiculous part of Don't Worry Darling for me. Yes, I know a lot of people had a lot of negative thoughts about the film. I thoroughly enjoyed it and found it very watchable, even on subsequent viewings. But when Olivia Wilde's character Bunny says "when a man dies in Victory he dies in the real world" I couldn't wrap my brain around it. Why? His physical body has nothing to do with images and experiences that are being projected into his brain. And why only the men? Does anyone have her phone number?
Game of Thrones: I know there was plenty of awful writing in the later seasons, but armies just started teleporting around the place. Armies on horseback and foot. I grew up on a farm and do you know how much food animals need for 6 week. And people. When winter is coming in, so zero grass growth. And moving that food around with the army. And then carts, wheelwrights to fix the carts wheels. They had spent a lot of time showing how far sone parts were from each other.
All of it is explained much better in the books - it just wouldn't work if translated directly for the small screen. I mean, would you watch a show where they spend three episodes showing all the armies travelling to the battleground? I agree they could have 'explained' it better. And there's no defence or justification for the second half of the final season, in my opinion.
Load More Replies...How about the whole "Winter is coming!" deal? A civilization stuck in classic Medieval Stassis that experiences a winter that lasts longer than a full calendar year is a dead civilization. There may be a few cannibalistic stragglers that make it to year #2 of Winter, but not more than that. And what pisses me off is that he goes to the trouble of giving us The Long Night, a winter that lasted an entire generation where decimation did indeed happen, so I know he MUST have done a little research. And if this is the norm, as the older characters tell us, then where are the giant granaries? Why does this culture seem to know about Winter, yet does not one damned thing about it?
Not to mention how logistics worked in medival times - armies relied on the local population to keep them fed, which is especially hard during winter. Having own supply chains soley for the armed forces was an idea that came up in the 18th century.
As a military historian, I can tell you logistics has long been a major point of importance for military campaigns. If you study military strategy, you'll see that great military leaders spend a lot of energy managing supply lines. This was a the point of the Romans building all of those roads. If you study the army of Genghis Khan, the Mongols had logistics down to a science. The biggest issue I have with Game of Thrones is the "generals" are some of the worst military minds I've ever seen. The strategies they use seem like they were designed to get as many of their own armies killed as possible.
Nobody really wants to watch all of the logistics, though. It would make for a really boring show or movie if we had to account for that kind of thing.
I think it's not so much the seeing it happen, but knowing that the rest of the story is unrealistic because it couldn't have happened. Yes, I know, dragons aren't realistic either, but they did portray these things as being done without 'magic'.
Load More Replies...GoT ended after 5 seasons, can you imagine how horrible the screenwriting would be without the book material?? 🤮 (I was a diehard fan, I'm still salty)
I give it till the end of s6, because that finale was a banger.
Load More Replies...This is very niche, but as a professional musician “whiplash“ pissed me off. The scene where Miles Teller is practicing his drums until his hand starts bleeding is absolutely detrimental to his technique. If he does that regularly, he’ll be lucky if he can hold a pen let alone play the drums by the time he’s 40.
But isn't the whole point of the movie to show how his passion drives him to the tipping point of sanity because of the abusive nature of his mentor ? I think there's a lot of talented young people that have been 'destroyed' by abusive mentors in music, dance, sport...
The way you learn a difficult bit as a musician is to play it slowly at first. Very very slowly and once every move is perfected, you speed it up gradually. The beauty is that there's almost no limit to how fast you can play it if you can play it slow perfectly. Whiplash is a very good movie for a whole lotta other reasons, but does a terrible job of portraying musicians
The real disbelief here is that people keep casting Miles Teller in movies. When you ruin Marvel's First Family (TM) you should be exiled from Hollywood for life. Unless you're Chris Evans or Michael B. Jordan. Apparently playing Johnny Storm gets you a do-over.
That's the point of that scene. In that scene, he's not thinking. He's desperate to get the required motion right. OP missed the point.
I've done that. Played til my hands bled. Many, many, many times. And it's nothing to do with technique. I've cut my knuckles on cymbals accidentally because I can't see well with gig lighting. I've had multiple blisters and watched them burst as I play. I've caught my skin doing rimshots and bled. It's not uncommon for drummers and for the most part it's not technique, it's either getting carried away with it, being dazzled by lights, or sheer tiredness and frustration. It's the whole reason for drummer gloves!
And yet many musician students do that to themselves. ITS ALMOST LIKE THE MOVIE IS ABOUT SELF DAMAGE AND SACRIFICE. 🙄
I was really surprised and taken out of the movie 3 Kings to see people hauling duffel bags of gold bars like they weighed nothing. It is not just one scene, the whole movie they are tossing around, carrying while running, passing from person these duffel bags we're supposed to believe are full of gold bars. One gold bar is 25 pounds so these bags would be easily be hundreds and hundreds of pounds
In years gone by, if you went on a tour of a South African gold mine, you were shown standard sized gold bars. You were told if you could carry one of them one-handed out of the door you could keep it.
They still show it during tours but they make sure to mention it's actually an alloy and no, you can't try to pick it up.
Load More Replies...Not forgetting Die Hard 3, they move the bullion like it's made of tin foil.
Well, at least they use dump trucks and machinery to move it.
Load More Replies...Or that golden idol in Indiana Jones. It would have weighed about 5 kg. He couldn't have just exchanged it for sand. Gold is really heavy.
WELL .... that one kinda makes sense though... the sand didn't work... triggered the trap. 😆
Load More Replies...It's a long time since I saw that film but I remember it bugging me, too.
I remember that. Even worse than movies here and there with a duffle bag full of either ransom money or bank robbery - and they forget how much it is supposed to weigh and it is obvious they didn't bother to at least fill it full of old phone books to help the actors remember.
My youngest recently asked me about the weight of gold bars. He's been playing Payday2 and he wanted to know. So I told him, "Oh, about 25-30 pounds each." And he just started laughing about how impossible such heists would be in the real world. I joked that movies and games do it that way to try and trick the dumb into thinking it's easy. 😂
For anyone wondering, he's 16, not 6. I'm not bonkers.
Load More Replies...The most accurate representation of how heavy a gold bar is is in die hard 3 when Samuel l Jackson looks like he's straining to carry it
I have a cube of 99% tungsten (wolfram) that weighs 1Kg. it's awesome because it so easily shows people who hold it how much a Kg weighs. That, and if my house burns down I know that it'll still be good.
I spent some time working in a physics lab that had lead bricks to help shield some radiation sources. The main hazard of the bricks was not lead exposure but gravitational potential. I'm a large, reasonably strong guy, and it was a struggle for me to lift one of those with one hand. Lead and gold are reasonably similar density, so... yeah.
There are loads of different gold bar sizes as small as 1 gram, and as large as 250kg
Doesn't matter, a bag full of gold bars would be to heavy to carry qround
Load More Replies...Anyone in a NYC apartment that doesn't immediately lock their doors after entering. That is, unless the character grew up in the suburbs. In that case, they're too dumb to live in a city.
Most places have doors that lock when you close them (in the UK at least). I've only lived in one place in my life (35 years old) that didn't, and that place was out of date in many other ways. I'd just assume that was the case if they didn't manually lock their front door.
Autolocking doors don't exist in America we are so dumb we would all end up locked out of our homes
Load More Replies...When we bought our house it had door knobs that if you accidentally turn the lock you could still close the door and then get locked out of your house. My husband changed to the ones where you have to turn the lock on the k**b to lock the door. We also have a deadbolt but the door knobs where you can accidentally get locked out could be very dangerous if you live in a bad area or where it snows like we do!
Load More Replies...New York suburb resident here; we all lock our doors. No sane person these days doesn't lock them because there are way too many àssholes around.
Is this for real? I never lock my doors - ever. At home, away, sleeping... never.
Well according to OP, you're too dumb to live in NYC. /s
Load More Replies...I was in one old NYC apartment where 2-1/2' away from the front door there was a small metal plate let in flush in the floor. It had a hole in it. This was so they could use a metal rod shaped at one end to hook under the doorknob, and zig-zagged on the other end to go in that little hole. Nobody coming through that door.
I live on a rural island without locks at all. My “other” homes (parents, family homes) are in San Francisco, with automatic locks, and Utrecht, without automatic locks. Everything about this post, as comments will show, is gross generalization . With that said, most every place I’ve stayed in NYC has been an older walk-up with a s**t ton of locks and locking the door ADAP is a habit even (local) guests will do to a door when entering last.
Hollywood's insistence that getting shot with a shotgun will throw you back several feet.
Wait it won’t? I genuinely don’t know. I’ve never seen someone shot with any type of gun.
It might make you stagger backwards, it is a good amount of force. But mostly it will just drill a bunch of holes in you
Load More Replies...I like how most Hollywood firearm scenes include either all misses (real world) or all one shot one kill.
Um, it did to me, but I was 10. And if you hold it wrong, you can break something of yours. Seriously, I get they need the "visual cue", but the big BANG is enough. We get it. Gun go boom.
Getting shot with* not shooting yourself. Your 10 year old self didn't get shot with a shotgun.
Load More Replies...Realism be damned. All the headshots with blood spray in the John Wick movies are just plain cool to see.
Silencers only muffle the sound. And you must wait to shoot again for it to work again. Something about the heat it generates, I think
The only silencer, that works like in the movies is the HK MP5SD, with integrated silencer. Check the video by Forgotten Weapons on YT about that. Also, you need special ammo for better muffling - slower, subsonic bullets, that don't break the sound barrier.
Load More Replies...I see your shotgun argument, and raise you with a magnum revolver - getting shot by a high caliber handgun makes you flip. I've done this only once in a game, where real physics are a suggestion (it wasn't a handgun though). Most bullets are made to pass through things.
You'd need to be hit with an artillery shell for that dramatic reaction to occur.
A bullet does not have enough energy to push anybody back. When a person is shot, they will either stumble in the direction of their movement, or simply drop. It's less dramatic and a lot more frightening. They're standing and then suddenly they collapse like a puppet whose strings were cut.
When 102 pound actresses dispatch a room full of dudes that look like Dave Babtista without taking a single knock in the process. Same can be true with make actors too.
Also when you have a woman who works out all the time and kicks a*s in a fight, but has a figure like a stick insect without any visible muscles. I specifically remember Black Canary annoyed me so much when I was watching Arrow.
That is why i use to love see actresses like Ronda Rousey or the other One that got canned by Disney ( forgot her name ), because they where actual fighters and have real Fighter bodies, and Im not even kidding Im a 1.85m tall 120kg guy, and frikking Ronda Rousey scares the c**p out of me.
Load More Replies...That doesn't bother me much, what does bother me however is when a highly experienced and trained woman loses to a guy who looks like he's never exercised in his life just cause he's a guy.
This is because men are exponentially stronger than women. It's why men are told not to hit women because, as my wife says, it would be like hitting a child. The best example I know in response to a trained woman vs. joe off the street is in an episode of Card Sharks. Bob Eubanks arm wrestles a professional female body builder and wins. He would have been at least 48 at the time. This is why the best self-defense for a woman is to go for the groin.
Load More Replies...Day what you will. But she seriously did get into shape for this movie. And she did almost all of the stunts by herself. It doesn't get more authentic.
Very true. Angelina is 5’7” and to train for that movie she worked out six days a week with like seven disciplines each day. I think people have trouble viewing a very beautiful woman as a badass fighter.
Load More Replies...Ha! I wish! Our 56 pound puppy can knock me over, and that's just for kisses!
Look... growing up with Bruce Lee... lots of things are possible. Bruce Lee was not physically 'large' by any means... just sayin'.
Sometimes I tell myself these "badass" female characters have so much advantage because they move faster than big a*s dudes and, you know, the ultimate lie to myself: they are uncomfortable fighting a woman on full strength because they weren't raised to be abusive of the fairer sex or something lol
Final Fantasy 13, the main protagonist, Lightning, is supposed to be this battle hardened soldier. She has the body model of an anorexic waif. Hated that. Even the "butch" fem in the game, Fang, was too thin. Absolutely aggravating.
Here looking at Mila (from Resident Evil and others), though I love this woman
Load More Replies...Winning a fight isn't all about muscle, any good martial artist isn't built like a brick sh** house. It would be detrimental to your flow of movement
Tell fighters Mike Tyson how muscles are bad for fighting. That's why we have weight classes.
Load More Replies...“The Dark Knight Rises”. Ok, so no one has seen Batman OR Bruce Wayne for seven years and then they BOTH show up in Gotham at the same time but no one notices the coincidence? Not even “Robin” because he says he figured it out by looking into his eyes. Took me out of the movie and that happened at the beginning. Oh and let’s not forget that Commissioner Gordon couldn’t figure that part out either but could all of a sudden remember a tiny conversation he had with a very young Bruce Wayne to put it together. Dumb.
Well I mean Superman got away with using glasses as camouflage so I guess anything is possible 🤣🤣
What I found crazy was that terrorists hit the Gotham stock exchange, and that resulted in Bruce Wayne's losing his fortune, which resulted in the bank taking his furniture and his electricity being cut off. He's a billionaire whose entire fortune is tied up in stocks? And he's got outstanding bills that require his furniture to be taken? And the SEC or whatever agency in that universe just okays the fraudulent trading of Wayne stocks?
IDK how many times I've heard/said myself "Oh wow! I didn't recognize you in regular clothes!" to coworkers when working with them for x amount of time then all a sudden, you see them out of uniform and in "street clothes". So yeah, this is plausible.
The whole batman Bruce thing annoys me regardless of Batman's era. You're telling me that the richest man in Gotham just happens to disappear from this huge galla at the same time batman shows up, and they never question it or bring it up... Well I think in one version of batman o e if the villains says something like "have you ever noticed Bruce and batman are never in the same place when we start our crime"
I think you are expecting too much from a movie that is already a comic book come to life. After all, in "real" life - what would you do if you saw a guy running around in a cape and leotards or fake muscle costume beating up people?
Oh good, I'm glad I'm not the only one who didn't care for these movies. Don't get me wrong, Heath Ledger's Joker remains iconic.
When Bruce Wayne's parents were murdered, he dedicated his life to studying advanced martial arts, criminology, engineering, and everything else needed to become the World's Greatest Detective. When his not-girlfriend got killed, he sulked in his bedroom for seven years. I almost walked out of the theatre, and I wish I had. That whole movie was a steaming turd.
To me, Christian Bale has a very distinctive chin/mouth - the area that batman's mask doesn't cover and almost a lateral lisp. I can't help feeling that anyone who knows BW would recognise him within 2 seconds of conversation with batman even with the stupid put-on gruff voice.
When things are conveniently silent: Talk about someone in a normal voice when they're three feet away. "Can I have a word with you for a minute?" Steps to the other end of the couch for a long conversation about something secret.
Or, sneaks into the back of a car when someone is right there. Car doors make a lot of noise.
This is a legacy of old theatrical conventions I think. You know, when a character says something as an aside to the audience without the other character right next to them hearing anything.
I hate movie whispers that are just as loud as a normal speaking voice. Just use subtitles or something.
What kind of car doors do you have? My aren't noisy at all unless you slam them.
Aliens in Sci fi films that look and talk like modern Americans, and even share their same values and human biology. But they have spots on their face so they're definitely alien.
I understand that this whole "Technicolor Space Babes" trope comes from a time when aliens had to be played by humans due to technical constraints, but nowadays, with CG, the WILDEST aliens would be possible. I hope when (fingers crossed) Project Hail Mary gets a movie adaptation, they'll do my boy right...
Who is too say evolution on another planet doesn't play out similar to our own. We know it works this one way because we exist, so it is possible this is also the easiest and thus the most common way evolution plays out on other planets.
Well what if that meteor hadn’t killed the dinosaurs? There’s a lot of randomness.
Load More Replies...This is one of the many reasons why I loved Arrival so much. First, those aliens were mysterious and imaginative, and second, they weren't able to just land and function perfectly in Earth's atmosphere.
They instinctively know that NYC and Washington are the Earth's no.1 targets.
They will have been studying us before coming here. They will go to the places that seem most important from our broadcasts.
Load More Replies...Farscape had the best aliens. Hands down. They also solved the "how do you understand alien languages" problem with a simple idea: translator microbes injected into your body so you understand each other even if you speak different languages entirely. They were all speaking English of course, so the audience would understand, but that was basically from the human character's POV who heard the translated version of what they were saying. It was genius. Late 90s and early 00s sci-fi shows were super damn creative. I miss them.
Was always one of my questions during Star Trek days. They are all just humans with funky makeup. Finally we got some Tribbles!
Explained in a TNG episode....all humanoid species are related. Roddenberry also had a rule about keeping the mouth visible at all times.
Load More Replies...This was addressed in the best science fiction show no one watched, Space Above and Beyond. It used an actual concept that all life has the same base DNA because it all originated from the same planet. An asteroid strikes a planet as life begins to form sending fragments of the planet into the universe that eventually seeds life on new worlds. Similar to the Final Fantasy movie, when the alien planet exploded and fragments delivered the dead spirits to earth.
I loved binging on "Star Trek:Voyager" because nearly every alien race was humanoid and the Voyager crew understood nearly every alien language DESPITE being in a quadrant of the universe that had never been explored by humans before, but their translator technology allowed them, in most cases, to converse with perfect grammar and syntax. In very few instances of non-humanoid contact, Janeway always claimed "they're trying to communicate". IRL, those aliens might have been giving commands to each other on how to blow up Voyager. Merde- I've been living in France for 9 years and I still don't grasp all of the nuances of the language!!!
Next Generation explained why the majority of races are similar. There was a progenitor race that seeded intelligent life on many, many planets. While they only used the main races from that series to unlock the secret, it was made apparent that it held for races not involved in that adventure.
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I love Mean Girls, but that scene where Regina George gets hit by a bus, while actually being very funny, also completely takes me out of the movie. She's standing in the street for a long time before a bus, that somehow doesn't see her, plows through her at full speed, all while making no sound whatsoever before it hits her
Accidents happen when the driver isn't looking at the road ahead but somehow I'm more concerned that Regina's Mom was standing right behind her the entire time and probably saw the bus coming, yet she didn't yell "watch out" to save her daughter.
NO! The worst thing about this movie was how her two "friends" manipulated her and used her as much as the popular girls but didn't even apologise. Janis was a total b***h!!!
Also, even though she was a bully, witnessing that would be dramatically traumatic. I get that it's supposed to be seen as "funny, haha, she got hers" but no.
You go under the wheels and it's permanent night night time too. Family member was a bus driver for years and I also saw a horrible bus death 10 feet away from me. Awful and still gives me flashbacks.
I'm so sorry, that must have been incredibly traumatic. I hope that you're doing better now. The flashbacks would probably indicate some post traumatic stress related to your witnessing the accident. Therapy may be able to help lessen the frequency of the flashbacks if they still happen pretty often. I sincerely hope things improve for you, I can't imagine what it's like to live with that kind of tragedy.
Load More Replies...I didn't see that movie, but if Rachel McAdams was involved in the scene I wouldn't pay attention to details.
Indiana Jones in a refrigerator being flung hundreds of yards by a nuclear explosion, fast enough to pass a car going full speed, and being unharmed.
In a movie with aliens, a teenager swinging from vines with monkeys fast enough to catch moving vehicles and alien ghosts.
Let's just agree that Indy is extra durable because he drank from the Holy Grail :)
I'd rather just pretend that 4th film didn't exist.
Load More Replies...Crystal Skull does not exist as far as I'm concerned. Not because it's unrealistic (all the Indy movies are, of course) but because it's so unrelentingly stupid, and the so-called protagonist is complete d**k.
in nerdier circles, the phrase 'nuked the fridge' is used to refer to something that ruined everything by being so ridiculously unbelievable.
The first 3 had equally bonkers things going on but its accepted as classics. think it's a reflection of the time it was released. the holy grail, ark of the covenant, (and i cant even remember the plot of the 3rd) = good. Aliens (which in reality is far more believable) = bad.
I get what you are saying but I think the first 3 had a common thread, definitely a very Earth based fantasy/religious theme, then suddenly it's all sci-fi in the 4th. TBH the film had lost me long before the big reveal anyway, that was just a final nail in the coffin.
Load More Replies...Harrison Fords face not moving when he speaks. Takes me out of the disbelief suspension every time.
He, Shortround and Charlie survived a ridiculous fall from a plane on an inflatable raft. It just took him awhile to recharge that level of plot armor. This time he spent all of it on himself.
This is a dumb one I know, but it irks me that everyone overslept in Home Alone 2.
There was no household power outage, and I'm supposed to believe that NOBODY had set an alarm clock besides Kevin's parents?
My son wakes up at freeking 5:45 am every morning no matter what. Could have gone to sleep at 5:44. Thanks for pointing this out and now I won't be able to ignore it.
I can believe it. Kevin's uncle was a complete d*ck, so I could believe that he would have left it up to his brother to get everyone up :)
Would you have let him speak to your kids they way he did? What a horrid man.
Load More Replies...A tree fell on the power lines. They only woke up because of the beeping horn of the transport van.
I mostly question how anyone was able to oversleep in the house full of kids, one of which is incontinent.
Actually I would say that increases the chances that everyone is a little sleep deprived to begin with. I have two "school aged" boys and a puppy, and there are plenty of mornings we get a slower start than we should.
Load More Replies...Kids don't give a fudge. I'm pretty sure they are the kind of family where Mom wakes everyone up in the morning.
Considering the recent news item of parents who left their infant child at a check-in counter in Israel because they hadn't bought their infant a ticket, I found the entire premise of Home Alone /2 preposterous and not funny at all. Not even for the sake of "Hollywood".
Sure. I don't even use a clock or watch. My dog wakes me at 5:30 am to go out. She wants to go out at 11 pm so she gets her night night treat. Her dinner time is 6 pm and she is pretty much right on the dot.
Then they get all out of sorts when Daylight Savings Time starts and ends.
Load More Replies...I'm one of those "never sleeps past 6am regardless of when I went to sleep" people. I was usually in charge of waking my house up as a kid. Sometimes, on the weekends I'd just not wake anyone up. I would have the house basically to myself until 10.
In 'End of Days' the movie goes out of it's way to show that the main character's life is in shambles and he basically doesn't care about anything anymore. He's a drunk who eats garbage and almost never leaves his apartment.
The problem? The main character is played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, so we're supposed to believe that this guy who doesn't give a s**t about his health has the body of a guy who puts roids in his cereal and spends 4 hours a day at the gym.
Well, maybe he is only at beginning of it and his body didn't have time to detoriate.
actually, they would lose a lot of muscle mass just days after they stopped working out. Thats why when like a pro wrestler gets hurt and cant work out, they look all fat, cause all of the muscle just turns to fat. And it was a couple of months like that in that particular movie
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I feel that way about a lot of TV shows and movies. Start with James Bond. What we see in the movies is him getting most of his workouts physical/cardio by banging random women to the point that they'll do anything for him (applause). He also is incredibly skilled at driving boats/cars, skiing and various versions of swordplay. Daniel Craig's Bond is also pretty good at Parkour and apparently some versions of hacking, or at least stealing passwords. In most shows/movies it annoys me that the buff/athletic/attractive man/woman is supposed to be a train wreck/dumpster fire with their whole live going down the crapper but they are still hot/buff as sh1t and mostly coherent for the whole movie.
I'm on a self destruct path.akin or worse to the movie. Have lots of muscles. I wake up in a mess every morning. Eat what ever is left over. Call to see how long ride will be. Then train like f*k with weights to try and sober up
As a Mexican , it’s the fake Spanish accents in movies. Or when a Mexican American actor tries to speak Spanish but they have a very thick English accent and just doesn’t fit the character
They learned their skills at the Hilaria Baldwin School of Awful Awfully Fake Accents.
I came here for this. It’s so obvious and quite literally sickening. I’ve noticed it happens to SE Asia and Middle East too. As if those regions are completely seared arid deserts without a drop of humidity.
Load More Replies...Or when they just cast any flavor of Spanish speaker in the rolls and you know they don't care because the vast majority of English speakers cannot hear the difference between a Cuban, a Puerto Rican, a Dominican, and a Mexican, but WE MOST CERTAINLY CAN. I'm supposed to believe these are all siblings.
My boyfriend is Honduran and would chuckle every now and then while watching season 2 of Jack Ryan (set in Venezuela)
Load More Replies...Same for any language really. But I find it funny. "Wow, you speak French perfectly". No, he's barely understandable and he made a lot of grammar mistakes. But hey, it's the same when I speak English, so I can't judge :-)
My favourite awful accent was Christophe Lambert playing a 16th century Scottish crofter in Highlander with a French accent.
Load More Replies...Really i Saw an episodes of " Pan América " where they where on Portugal speaking to 2 Portuguese men.... nome of the men spoke EU Portuguese.... They spoke Brazilian. ( Its the same as watching Down Town Abby, and One of the British characters speak Australian )
I think the opposite is true with Ana de Armas playing Marilyn Monroe. Her Cuban/Spanish accent came through a few times in that movie when she was portraying a woman with an American accent.
Mid Atlantic. There isn’t an American accent. Lol
Load More Replies...It’s the same for most countries. There are so many American / Australian actors that play English / Irish / Scottish characters and the accent in terrible. I guess they figure that most of the global audience won’t notice or care, but if you’re from the country with the bad accent it is very noticeable.
As a Mexican I hate when non Spanish people say meh-hee-co. It's like nails on a chalk board.
I don't like when (specifically American) movies show some place like Mexico or the middle east and the sky and everything is a yellow tone
Prometheus: The ship arrives in another solar system. One of the characters says (something like): "we travelled millions of miles to arrive here." Me: so, you are, like, close to Mars? That's not even our backyard, dude. That's our living room!
I never got how she was running in the shadow of the crashing spaceship instead of just running to the side.
Dude lmao, thats what originated the term " Prometheus school of running away from things "
Load More Replies...ALso Prometheus: There is oxygen in the air, let's just take off helmets, it should be okay!
Ikr if they had just kept their helmets on so many people wouldn't have from the get go
Load More Replies...In the movie's defense, (I can't believe I'm defending it either) they did manage to hire the dumbest subcontractors available (maybe they went so far over budget on the trillion-dollar ship they went with all the lowest bidders) like the cartographers who instantly got lost
And just like in the 2nd installment, ALIENS, no one gets briefed on a dang thing until they arrive on the other side of the universe. Mm-hm... yeah...
Load More Replies...Yeah, thousands of them. Maybe they just have trouble with a "b" sound.
Load More Replies...Tbh, my feeling is that originally it was something like "several lightyears" in the script, it just didn't SOUND like it'd be far enough to the initial audiences?
Well, to be fair, 2M and 7800M are both "millions of miles" - the character just... wasn't specific lol
Yeah, they could've easily made the line, "Millions of millions of miles," too. Such an easy fix flubbed.
Okay The Kingdom of Crystal Skull has been discussed a lot but for me it wasn't the scene where Indy gets into the refrigerator. That did cross a certain line of disbelief but I could live with it. For me, it was the scene where Mutt (an awful character) learns within minutes how to swing on vines from the monkeys, has enough arm strength to keep going at it and is so fast he can catch up with a speeding car.
That was a terrible movie, especially for us who grew up with the wonder that was the world of Indiana Jones. Kind of like the newer Star Wars movies.
Only thing I was worse at doing in gym class besides pull ups was rope climb. And by doing I mean trying to not dangle aimlessly and really trying.
All they had to say was "...Crystal Skull" and the rest writes itself!
Given the subject of Indiana Jones' movies (magic, god artifacts, aliens) suspending common sense is best done at the title screen.
That whole movie was a terrible idea and should be wiped from existence
The way most movies very inaccurately portray teenagers, especially with the lingo or slang. It’s always either outdated or feels so forced and unnatural. I always think, oh my god KIDS DONT TALK LIKE THIS . .. why can’t writers spend time with some youth to see what they’re actually like
Can you just hold on a second, I'm on my hamburger phone.
Load More Replies...No matter how current the slang in a movie is, it will seem ridiculously dated after a couple of years anyway, so who cares?
Ah don't get me started on 17-year-old American teens talking like they are 200-year-old vampires.
And using outdated slang specifically aids the movie's setting in history
Load More Replies...Teenage lingo changes so fast it is impossible to keep up. So who cares?
Because they'd still get it wrong, only teenagers can truly act like teenagers.
"Hello, fellow teenagers! Anyone here like to dance with Mary Jane or go out back to sniff horse?"
Any example where there’s a race against time that requires being somewhere in 5-10 minutes that would clearly take 30-45 *minimum*. I understand that mechanically it’s probably easier to build a sense of momentum when the race against time roughly corresponds to the runtime itself, but whenever someone says “I’ll be there in 5 minutes,” I can’t help but get distracted thinking how it’ll take them that long just to get going and on the road, let alone cover the 45+ minute commute between locations. It’s not something so egregious as to ruin the film/episode, it’s just something I immediately notice and therefore necessitates an active suspension of my disbelief.
I heard that's what people say in Italy about how far everything is. "It's a 5 minute walk that way!" No, it will actually take 45 minutes.
I spent some time in Wales to get my teaching certification. I made something of an error when I moved my stuff, and forgot my laptop charger. I had been planning on using my laptop to charge my phone (so I didn't need another bulky plug). I needed a charger somewhat desperately. Couldn't get one in town, but there was one "not far" away. I discovered that my definition of "not far" was very different to theirs when it took me an hour to get there. (Yes, I know that British distances pale in comparison to the US and Canada, but I also know that on the Isle of Wight, going the the other side of the island is considered a long way, and it's literally 15 miles...)
Load More Replies...Not a movie, but watching The Streets of San Francisco as someone who lived there was hilarious. They're in Pacific Heights, drive around a corner, and suddenly they're in the Mission District! Another corner, and they're on the Great Highway! Where will they show up next??
This was one of things people pointed out a lot when Sleepless in Seattle came out. The routes and timing from place to place would never have worked. However, do you really want to spend the whole movie watching Tom Hanks drive 45 minutes to get to the Space Needle or do you just want to see him get there?
Load More Replies...Baking competition shows. No way that batter was baked in decorated in 5 minutes!
I get so disgusted when there's a race against time and the protagonists take time to suck face first. No, no, no! Now's NOT the time for this.
BRUH. Ray Donovan just about KILLED me every time he went anywhere and was there in a flash. Like, just in time to prevent or deal with a bad situation AS IT’S HAPPENING. As though LA traffic isn’t notorious for being a nightmare
I actually appreciated Die Hard With a Vengeance that much more because they made it a plot point. Simon gave McClane a time to get across town in Manhattan that was impossible to achieve before setting off a bomb, and they even commented on the fact that there was no way they could make it in time, so it was clearly part of Simon's plan (and it was).
In The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, they escaped the Goblin King's lair by scooting down a chasm on a physics-defying rickety tower that somehow always stayed upright while bouncing off rock faces. That was Looney Tunes-level silly
The OG animated movie was legit terrifying to me as a kid, though. Love it. Highly recommend.
Ah yes, the one and only movie I ever demanded a refund for after walking out about half an hour in. I just couldn't take it any more.
I really didn't care for the Hobbit movies. Didn't think it needed to take 3 movies to tell the story. Maybe 2 at the most. Plus didn't like how the it was made in some spots and what the director took liberty ofcthe books/movie.
In Avatar when the element "unobtainium" was shown. The dialogue in that scene and the name just sunk the movie for me. It's too ridiculous.
That's an actual scientific name and commonly used among scientists tho https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/unobtainium
Yes, for things that don't actually exist yet and will need a real name when they do. This stuff would have been called unobtanium when its existence was just a hypothesis, once it was discovered it would have been renamed, probably after where it was found or who found it. Keeping the unobtanium name was just a dumb immersion breaking joke.
Load More Replies...And We went to see it twice, we LOVED it. And l love the spiritual references it contains, and the visuals are out of this world! I love how the movie and story takes its time to unfold
Load More Replies...Seems like something that a corporation would do to drive something's price up, and give it a brand name.
Avatar is a ridiculous movie; great visually, but ridiculous. Sequel was worse; dude is such a bad father!
You clearly don't understand what the movies represent and what Jake is going though in the 2nd one.
Load More Replies...I laughed so hard at the Unobtainium line. People were looking at me and I couldn't understand how they missed that joke. I loved it!
It's not a documentary. It's a fantasy movie with a reasonable premise. Looking for something that can be found on earth this far away would make no sense. Even for fantasy.
I love unobtanium! It's what the craft in 'The Core' is made from too. Tough stuff, great if you can get it.
Don't get me started on the core. Oh no we have something blocking our ship thing. Let's go "outside" that's underground and not melt from the heat or pressure and walk around no problem. That movie was ridiculous, entertaining but very ridiculous.
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In the movie Van Helsing it was the grey Gap sweater that Hugh Jackman wore. Like, everyone else had a vaguely Victorian steampunk looking outfit and his sweater was straight off the clearance rack. We made fun of that choice for YEARS.
To be fair, wool is definitely a believable material for a Victorian attire
Wool, yes. But that sweater? It looks like something I could buy today at Kohls.
Load More Replies...The entire movie makes fun of itself.. you really can't take any of it seriously and expect to enjoy it
"Of course! Dracula's dead. It makes sense that his children would be born dead." Does it, now?
Load More Replies...To be fair, that entire movie is a hilarious dumpster fire. It's like some writer read Vampire Hunter D and thought, "Hey, I could do this!" and he couldn't. Great bad movie though, right up there with The Mario Bros movie for me.
Not a lot has changed in overall sweater technology and design for hundreds of years. Maybe that is what you found jarring... Try realizing that men's everyday clothing styles haven't really changed that much in decades. Some specific pieces look dated and lapels, ties, etc. vary but I used to work with a guy just a few years ago who rocked the skinny tie / skinny lapel look and didn't look out of date.
It doesn't necessarily take me out of the plot, but, it bothers me when: two blue eyed parents have biological children with brown eyes. I guess matching the best actors takes precedence over 101 Biology.
Jon Snow's cape was a rug from IKEA. I guess a bargain is a bargain.
When underwater scenes are clear and bright. Even in really deep water. And the characters have their eyes open the whole time. Opening your eyes in salt water is painful I'm sure...
No, because your eyes are already in salt water; underwater there's just more of it
Scuba diver here, it hurts most people. Different salinity to your eyes and its not just water in the ocean, bits of debris in everything. Also very blurry to see. why such things as goggles and masks exist.
Load More Replies...I never understood the eyes-open-underwater thing. Even just cracking your eyes open hurts like heck.
But, to be fair, if you're looking for that 95' shark that's looking to bite you in half, your eyes would be WIDE open, lol.
Load More Replies...I like the irony that this fact is illustrated with a picture of someone swimming in clear and bright water ^^ (although I'll admit it's not deep water)
No its not, not at all, i know this because i live in Madeira island, also known as the " Hawaii of Europe " ( a lot of beaches here )
In the Planet of the Apes remake, Estella Warren plays a human slave, wearing pelts and a loin cloth and living a tortured existence. But she looks stunning. She has flawless skin, bright red lipstick, and her hair looks freshly done at all times
Makes sense. The dominant humans would use apes to test cosmetics, why wouldn't dominant apes do the same thing?
Load More Replies...In Iron Man, when they introduce Tony Stark as graduating Summa Cum Laude/top of his class at MIT. MIT doesn’t do class rankings or honors graduations. Related: in Good Will Hunting, when they show the “hallways” at MIT and it’s clearly a f*****g high school with Lockers and everything. Double related: in Legally blonde when they show the law school grads living in little dorms like undergrads. Also when they show Elle getting sun in the late fall in Boston. XD
Hmmm, unless you've been to MIT, how could you know what their halls look like?
To be fair, they couldn't shoot at MIT. Sooooo going to give them a pass.
1. In a universe where the God of Thunder exists, a man can fly in a metal suit, and a kid can get bitten by a spider and gain superpowers, I think it's safe to say that maybe the MIT in this universe is different enough that it decided to do rankings and honor systems. 2. My university had lockers. Why is that such a weird concept?
It's Tony Stark. They threw one at him because he was exceptional.
Or it’s another accolade Tony just declared for himself.
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When Dory the FISH and an octopus STOLE a CAR and DROVE it on the FREEWAY in Finding Dory. It was too wild.
Octopus are quite smart. I don't know if they can drive a car, but there was one that would watch the security patrol and clock to see when they came past and timed it so it could slip into a neighbouring tank and eat the fish in there.
I've seen videos with fish in wheeled aquarium driving the aquarium around. Now that's bonkers.
Well at least it was an automatic shift because a stick would have been a real challenge.
Gimli even knowing the phrase ‘Central Nervous System’ after he’s killed an Orc by burying his axe in it. Orcs knowing what menus are too.
They have restaurants and inns in that world and presumably know what nerves are since they get on each other's nerves a lot :)
Well, the joke is that people think dwarves are stupid, but they're not. They're extremely skilled metallurgists. So, I think it would've been more realistic for him to just say, "Brain stem" but I don't think "Central nervous system" is that unreal. Orcs have to eat too. They have restaurants and inns and cooks/chefs. They're not fed from slop buckets like pigs... Many orcs are presented as very intelligent and I think that was Tolkien's point. Some evil people are smart, they're completely aware of what they're doing. Never automatically assume a cognizant person is moral.
It's not our universe. It's not 'the past'. They could have figured anatomy out at different points in their civilization. Just like hormones and stuff in the Witcher.
In "The Mummy" when the plane crashes in the dessert, and then sinks in quick sand. Quick sand is not possible without water.
One little letter is all that saves a barren landscape from being eaten...
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Load More Replies...Still, such a fun movie. Anyone else miss when movies were fun? And don't give me any of this "It's the woke leftists" cràp. Us woke leftists like fun too, we just don't want or like hate filled "jokes". Case in point: The Mummy, no hate jokes. Maybe they prod the brother for being a drunk dingus occasionally but it's obvious they still care about him. Hate isn't funny, period.
And even if there WAS quicksand, the plane would only sink maybe 50 cm.
You would also never die in quicksand because items do not sink very far into quicksand.
People have died in quicksand, it's just not nearly as common or likely as movies would have you believe lol
Load More Replies...End Of Days. Arnie meets a bunch of religious guys who claim that the number of the Devil was mistranslated. It should have been 999, not 666. But the guy in the movie goes "it's not 666, it's 999 as in 1999!" Where the hell did the 1 come from?!!!
That is only If you assume that there is a Year 0. And why would the devil even go by the Christian calender? Didn't he exist before Christianity formed
Load More Replies...I was just going to write about that movie. For those of you who don't know her in the horror movie End of Days with Schwarzenegger, I went to the movies with my then girlfriend. The plot goes that a demon needs to have sex to give birth to a demon, just at a certain time. There were two minutes left to finish the movie according to the time clock in the same story, and I tell my girlfriend they were already saved because the bad of the movie doesn't have time to undress the good girl and do everything in two minutes. Result she started laughing super contagious and at the end of the movie, including a surprise suicide, the whole room was laughing like they were watching a comedy.
I remember back when everyone KNEW the world was ending on June 6th of 2006 (6/6/06...because, you know, the world ended in June 1906, 1806...6/6/666...), I worked the overnight in a convenience store. A man came in, I asked how he was, and he told me he was so relieved, it was past midnight and he was still alive. Just to mess with him a little, I said he was a fool...it's not midnight that's the problem, it's 7:06am, 6 hours, 6 minutes, and 6 seconds into 6/6/06. Never saw a person turn so white so fast in my life.
I thought it was because the anti-Christ was supposed to be born on 06/06/06. So unless he grew up instantly then the destruction wouldn’t happen for 13 - 18 years when he became a moody teenager.
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Bullet Train. Aaron Taylor Johnson somehow climbing and holding onto the bullet train moving ridiculously fast. Then proceeds to smash the window and make it back inside the train.
That entire movie was one crazy, unbelievable scene after another, but I enjoyed it.
SPOILERS FOR MIDNIGHT MASS ON NETFLIX I can suspend my disbelief pretty far, but it seems like the one thing I really can't ignore is people who live ostensibly in "our world" not knowing or acknowledging the mythical creature that appears in the story. My main example would be Midnight Mass, where apparently not a single person has ever heard of a vampire before.
For me in Midnight Mass it was the fact the priest somehow got the vampire to wear human clothes.
The priest was under the impression that the creature was an angel. Not sure that makes a difference, but I guess an angel could wear clothes? IDK LOL
Load More Replies...OK but I think Midnight Mass is supposed to be very surreal. There's a whooooole lot of strange going on there that hardly anyone questions.
Yeah, or shows/movies that won't use the word "zombie" because "They've never had such creatures in their pop culture before!" So Voodoo practitioners didn't exist in their world? But you still have Judeo-Christian faiths? Sure, ok, uh huh.
Mike Flanagan explained why he didn't use the word or have anyone realize it (one character did, but she didn't say it,) and I wasn't satisfied with his explanation. ""So, if we're drinking blood and eating flesh to stay alive forever, aren't we vampires?" Still loved the series. A great look at Catholicism and a fantastic performance by Hamish Linklater (and others.)
Or like in zombie movies, Noone ever knows what they are at first....like I'm suppose to believe that in this day and age
In “Thor Ragnarok”, Thor spends the entire film having to learn that he doesn’t need a weapon to be who he is, only to get his a*s kicked in “Avengers Infinity War” and spend the rest of the film getting a new and better weapon.
Complete stupidity and horrendous continuity writing
Hold up here. Now in Ragnarok, he does realize he has the power to harness through himself but it still wasn't enough to fully defeat Hela, which is why they had to start Ragnarok. Thanos is stronger than even Hela which is why he needed a god killing conduit
Now explain why he didn't originally go for Thanos' head.
Load More Replies...Naw. There's some dumb stuff in Marvel films, but this isn't a v good example. Thanos had an impossibly powerful artifact, the idea that Thor would want a super-powerful weapon is fine. The biggest dumb idea in those movies is the "I'll save the universe by killing half of all life forms." Arbitrary and nonsensical.
He literally needed a weapon against Thanos. Stormbreaker was made from the same materials as the gauntlet. It's space magic mixed with Nordic lore smithery, don't question it.
Wow, no, you missed the mark on his story arc in both movies. The writing isn't (that) bad, but your comprehension is. Thor learns that his God Hood is a part of him, but he still needed to initiate Ragnarok to defeat Hela. Thanos was even stronger than Hela. The whole point of his beatdown was to show that.
Ragnarok is such a fun film. "He's a friend from work!" Makes me laugh every time 🤣
one reason I just can't do superhero movies.... Except like, Kick-A*s. But he wasn't "super"... Neither is Batman though. Just rich
What bothered me more was in Love and Thunder where he gives all the kids his powers, and there's a whole troop of mini Thors. You'd think that's the kind of power that would have come in handy when fighting someone like Thanos :)
I mean Thanos' biggest inherent supeerpower is durability. Lightning wouldn't be able to take him out. Also, Thor didn't have access to moisture in outer space to generate lightning. What seemed stupid though,was Stormbreaker's handle conveniently being missing once Eitri broke the heated mould for it. And don't get me started on the fact that Stormbreaker should have cleaved Thanos' left arm and the Infinity Gauntlet in half when Thor threw it at him, instead of getting lodged in the latter's chest.
Worst film in the whole avengers series, best ignored. Total waste of Jeff Goldblum's talents too!
A Burmese python living in the jungle on an island off the coast of Central America in the 1st Jurassic park movie. (“Clever girl” scene)
Well, there are à lot of Burmese pythons in Florida, now, so why not? They've adapted really well and are going through the native fauna at an alarming rate. Anyone read Carl Hiaasen's hilarious novel "Squeeze Me"? Caution: do NOT read if you're à Trump fan...
Brb, renting this book on HOOPLA right now. Thanks for the recommendation! 😂👍
Load More Replies...They can swim long distances. Plus there are multiple islands between the Mainland and both Islas, souh...resting spots...
Plusin their native areas, small Burmese Pythons have been known to hitch rides on fishing boats undetected. And I'm talking about small ones with a motor.
Load More Replies...True, but I'm willing to bet people dumb enough to breed dinosaurs for a zoo are also dumb enough to let pythons loose on the island.
I was a zookeeper and naturalist for over 15 years. Misplaced animals drives me NUTS!!!!! People are constantly using capuchin monkeys all over the world. THEY LIVE IN SOUTH AND CENTRAL AMERICA!
Dinosaurs living in the jungle on an island off the coast of Central America!
I just watched Smile. The way this woman, a highly regarded and talented therapist, approaches the experience is ridiculous. She behaved more immature than the kids in It Follows. The disbelieving boyfriend trope is exaggerated to the douchebag husband in Paranormal Activity. I couldn’t get into it because it a plot made possible by the incredulity of dumb decisions layered on top of one another.
The.boyfriend in Paranormal Activity was seriously the worst. The entire movie was garbage, and it's mostly because of him.
My friend took me to see Paranormal Activity on its opening weekend. I still want those two hours of my life back... Absolutely terrible, don't understand its continued franchise success. Eh, more for others I guess.
Load More Replies...She behaved immaturely because the whole movie is a metaphor for how trauma affects you. She had major trauma as a child and it affected every aspect of her life, including her decision making. She didnt act like a mature person because she wasnt a healthy and mature person, it was all a facade because it was hiding how damaged and traumatized she was even before the curse entered her life. Thats the entire point of the movie!! How did they miss it that bad?
In "Ready Player One", an army of game players descend upon the video game fortress in the third challenge. You see a LOT of pop culture references from the Iron Giant to Tracer from Overwatch, because those are the avatars the players chose.
The thing that didn't make sense to me was that each avatar was unique. There was only one Tracer, for example. You can't tell me that there wouldn't be duplicate avatars in such an army.
I always thought it was so odd that nobody ever tried driving backwards in the first race. Any other mario kart players out there who would immediately floor it in reverse just for some giggles? Gamers try everything.
Used to destroy other players in Destruction Derby just by driving around backwards. It's literally one of the first things I try in any car combat game! 😂 Glad to see I'm not the only one.
Load More Replies...I think this can be explained by the book/movie sort of? For some of the weapons in the book/movie there is only one of that weapon. In games weapons/character skins can be put into categories like common/uncommon/rare/legendary, so some weapons/character skins are very hard to get. A character skin like Tracer and some others like Sonic and the Iron Giant who only have one version of them in the movie may have been hard to get rewards in the games in The Oasis. Just an idea 🤷♀️
Riiiiiggghhttt? And where are all the hörny modders who've rigged theirs with special barely there bikini armor, huh?
Some games have customizable characters and/or skins you earn or purchase. In a world as advanced as RPO's I think being able to create unique appearances inside a virtual reality would be pretty standard.
The film messed it up totally in the second half, should have stuck to the book, which makes allot more sense.
Read the book it is infinitely better. The movie changed alot, some I'm sure due to copyright. But the fact they changed the quests was totally unnecessary and added nothing to the story.
I'd say read the book, it's infinitely better. The movie destroyed a great story with unnecessary changes. That whole car challenge doesn't exist in the book
Sure, makes no sense, but it really made me happy to see all the OG videogame characters attacking together
For some reason, the helicopters carrying around the giant metal robots in Pacific Rim really pissed me off, just looked so implausible... I know it's a movie with a bunch of impossible things happening in it, but for some reason that stuck out to me lol...
This one, I'm willing to let slide, lol. I mean, a giant robot uses what looks like a freighter as a baseball bat while fighting with a giant otherworldy monster. It's awesome.
True, true, but the whole movie is ridiculous. Love it. Haven't watched it for awhile. I should pencil in some time here...
You and me both, plus another thing and its even worst lol, why is it that a 60ton MBT ( main battle tank ) hás to have tracks? Flutuability if it had wheels it wouldn't be able to go off road right, só how the hell does a hundreds of thousands of tons jegeer hás feet, that thing would sink it self to Oblivion in any surface. ( Plus the cargo ship scene, that scene is rediculous because of the proporcions )
In the 1968 version of Romeo and Juliet (which takes place in the 14th century), "Romeo had a cool mop-top haircut right out of swinging London and Juliet had long straight hippie hair
Did a double take on this one as I read it as "Juliet had long straight nipple hair"
Yeah, BUT, making the characters look current has always been a part of retelling Romeo and Juliet. Also the soundtrack for this version is fantastic.
The 1968 version, i'm sure when he got out of bed it showed his bare bum for a second and then he puts his tights on, there was a bit of a thing about it because the actors were both quite young. Some women at that time probably did have long straight hair though, i had very straight long hair into my 30's with no need for hair straightners, i just let it grow and it looked like Juliets.
I believe they were both underage and I heard that the actors are suing the film company
Load More Replies...Maybe not exactly the same topic but another thing I really hate in movies and almost every movie gets it wrong - when someone looks towards a bright light source (sun, flashlight etc), they rise a hand to cover the eyes but the shadow doesn't cast on their eyes.
They are just trying to get a palm tan. Unsuccessfully.
Load More Replies...The most unrealistic part of that movie was where Romeo gets out of bed after spending his first ever night with Juliet and he's still got his underwear on.
Independence Day, when the aliens blow up Manhattan. The Empire State Building is shown to be in the center of an avenue, with a long stretch of side streets leading up to it. It’s actually in the middle of 34th street, so the camera angle is impossible.
Works for most Americans, too. Even as someone who loves maps, the precise placement of any building that isn't one I'm familiar with the location of would slip right by. Related, in We Are Marshall, there are SO many things wrong about locations they used as well as that slogan didn't exist until 3 decades later, that it pulled my wife and I right out.
Load More Replies...The entirety of Independence Day is stupid, from the messed up scale to the aliens having human sized chairs. Love it. Wouldn't change a thing. 😂
John Wick isn’t about a man who can fight really well it’s about the luckiest man in the world.
John Wick is about Keanu Reeves kicking a*s and we happily ignore anything unrealistic. Ssssshhhhh.
And doggy vengeance, we mustn't forget the doggy vengeance
Load More Replies...He's thrown OFF THE CONTINENTAL and just walks if off. F*****g love that series, it's ridiculous
This. He would've broken every single bone in his bodY
Load More Replies...When my husband and I were dating, he came and joined me midway through the movie. “Why is John Wick on a rampage?” Me: “They killed his dog.” Husband: “So what?” Clearly he’d never had a dog.
WOAH! Hold up, regardless if he's never had a dog, thats just a huge red flag! You don't mess with a dog.
Load More Replies...Fairly realistic for a modern action movie. But part 3. Exploding heads? Video game at best. I resent that one of my all time favorite actors took part in part 3.
That Matthew McConaughey can travel light years from Earth and still keep his tan in Interstellar.
Isn't the whole thing taking like a week or so for him? Tan doesn't just disappear when you stop being exposed to sunlight for a few days.
I dont think Matthew McConaugheys tan ever fades. Its just built into him
Load More Replies...Light year is a measure of distance, not time. And besides, any star that emits UV rays can give you a tan, not just our sun.
Especially giant black holes. The highly energetic radiation surrounding them should be pretty deadly. Even through a ship hull, not mentioning a small planet orbiting Gargantua.
Load More Replies...Unless he went through some interstellar wormhole that took less than two weeks. In theory they COULD be exposed to UV lights onboard for their health. Not enough to look like you just spent a week in Bondi though.
Interstellar got many things right. It's the sphere that's the right shape for a Stargate, not a circle. A circle might be good for traveling to other universes sharing two dimensions with ours.
It's a toss up between that scene in Batman Returns when Bruce rips off the mask and the black eye makeup just disappeared or the chase scene late in the Dark Knight Rises and I recognized the street it was filmed on having gone to school and worked in Pittsburgh.
It's not like they can go shoot on location in Gotham, so that one doesn't bother me. Btw. in a lot of cold war era films when the plot called for Moscow or Leningrad, they used Helsinki instead, because you couldn't get permits to film in the USSR and I think it's fun to recognize places from them
That last part was just silly. Like the latest Batman- I recognise it as Glasgow!
Not a movie, but Netflix - Stay Close. Filmed in Blackpool and the surrounding area and the travel times made no damn sense at all!
Load More Replies...Any movie that portrays women as warriors or having to go into battle wearing skimpy clothes that could only pass as a swim suit or dominatrix lingerie, always gets to me. If I'm going into battle I'm wearing bullet proof vests, chainmail, and a suit of armor. I'm not slinging a bow and arrow over one shoulder of my deep cut, belly shirt, sporting a fashionable leather gun holster wrapped around my waist emphasizing my curves, while wearing a loin cloth and knee high stiletto boots carefully concealing knives like some weird filming for Girls Gone Wild, Warrioress Edition.
It's all the long hair everywhere for me. Tie it up otherwise it will be a)in your face, obstructing your vision or b) your opponent can use it has handle to control you/slam your head against something or to drag you. Tie it up or restrain it!
Load More Replies...Today I learned that superhero movies and animated movies are unrealistic. Who'd have thought, eh?
There's suspension of disbelief and going too far....like the (Star Trek) Discovery crew suffering no effects of oxygen deprivation in season 3.
Load More Replies...Character driving a car but NEVER looking at the road!! Drives me crazy. Just stare at the passenger while having a conversation... So many movies & tv shows that have scenes like that.
I think my main bugbear is the scenes where a portal is closing, train is leaving, spacecraft is lifting off etc, etc and there are just seconds to spare, but our hero decides now is the time to have a heart to heart, take their time saying their goodbyes, give everyone a hug, perhaps put the kettle on and make some tea, catch up on their reading, suddenly "10 seconds to go" takes about 20 minutes.
For me it was M Night Shyamalan's movie "Signs" where aliens are hurt by water. So they decide to invade a planet that is over 70% covered in water and where it falls from the sky and even has water in the air as clouds. That would be like earth invading Venus where it rains sulfuric acid.
Or how about the Wicked Witch of the West allowing an open bucket of water to just sit around her castle grounds?
Load More Replies...Let’s just say every single woman on TV or screen who gives birth.
The one that makes me burst out laughing every time is when someone dips his finger into a white powder, touches it to his tongue and exclaims "it's cocaine (or heroine or morphine) all right".
Oh, have I got a story for you. Way back in the 80s, my dad worked for a company that produced adult diapers. His boss was flying to a conference, carrying samples of super absorbent in his briefcase. Super absorbent is the stuff that makes diapers retain liquid, by absorbing it and turning into a crystaline gel. Its also a white powder. Well someone stole said briefcase. A short while later, the boss was able to retrieve his briefcase from the local hospital. He never did get his super absorbent samples back though...
Load More Replies...I agree there are some "unrealistic" things in movies. but people should get things like "his hair, her makeup, teeth, body build etc in proportion. it's a movie, people shouldn't starve for a role, dysmorph their bodies or something. it's just a movie for f@#$ sake
Any movie that portrays women as warriors or having to go into battle wearing skimpy clothes that could only pass as a swim suit or dominatrix lingerie, always gets to me. If I'm going into battle I'm wearing bullet proof vests, chainmail, and a suit of armor. I'm not slinging a bow and arrow over one shoulder of my deep cut, belly shirt, sporting a fashionable leather gun holster wrapped around my waist emphasizing my curves, while wearing a loin cloth and knee high stiletto boots carefully concealing knives like some weird filming for Girls Gone Wild, Warrioress Edition.
It's all the long hair everywhere for me. Tie it up otherwise it will be a)in your face, obstructing your vision or b) your opponent can use it has handle to control you/slam your head against something or to drag you. Tie it up or restrain it!
Load More Replies...Today I learned that superhero movies and animated movies are unrealistic. Who'd have thought, eh?
There's suspension of disbelief and going too far....like the (Star Trek) Discovery crew suffering no effects of oxygen deprivation in season 3.
Load More Replies...Character driving a car but NEVER looking at the road!! Drives me crazy. Just stare at the passenger while having a conversation... So many movies & tv shows that have scenes like that.
I think my main bugbear is the scenes where a portal is closing, train is leaving, spacecraft is lifting off etc, etc and there are just seconds to spare, but our hero decides now is the time to have a heart to heart, take their time saying their goodbyes, give everyone a hug, perhaps put the kettle on and make some tea, catch up on their reading, suddenly "10 seconds to go" takes about 20 minutes.
For me it was M Night Shyamalan's movie "Signs" where aliens are hurt by water. So they decide to invade a planet that is over 70% covered in water and where it falls from the sky and even has water in the air as clouds. That would be like earth invading Venus where it rains sulfuric acid.
Or how about the Wicked Witch of the West allowing an open bucket of water to just sit around her castle grounds?
Load More Replies...Let’s just say every single woman on TV or screen who gives birth.
The one that makes me burst out laughing every time is when someone dips his finger into a white powder, touches it to his tongue and exclaims "it's cocaine (or heroine or morphine) all right".
Oh, have I got a story for you. Way back in the 80s, my dad worked for a company that produced adult diapers. His boss was flying to a conference, carrying samples of super absorbent in his briefcase. Super absorbent is the stuff that makes diapers retain liquid, by absorbing it and turning into a crystaline gel. Its also a white powder. Well someone stole said briefcase. A short while later, the boss was able to retrieve his briefcase from the local hospital. He never did get his super absorbent samples back though...
Load More Replies...I agree there are some "unrealistic" things in movies. but people should get things like "his hair, her makeup, teeth, body build etc in proportion. it's a movie, people shouldn't starve for a role, dysmorph their bodies or something. it's just a movie for f@#$ sake
