I Turned Crazy Motherhood Moments Into Comics (34 New Pics)

Just happened with my husband and the baby

Sanctimummies are the worst.

I LOVE this!

It should say that the stool softener is for Momy and not for the Baby!

“He loves me; he loves me not” scenario

I am distressed about this happening to me. I think it's hard enough to take care of my baby when I have a simple cold, so how the hell do you manage when you have stomach flu?

Poor mum but am sure it's worth it

Yup

Always a wonder that kids have siblings

Oh this will get a shitstorm. :( You can see that the Mom on the right does not like what she is doing. So, I agree, she is probably a good Mom, who loves her child. She just listened to the wrong people/ books...

Good god people! Stop acting like you know the answers. Whatever they say is right today will be wrong tomorrow and the next generation will judge your choices. We used solving your child's sleep problems with one kid as soon as we could and slept with the other, I can tell you that today they are both healthy well adjusted people. Just because your baby research says something g does not make it right. Again for the cheap seats in the back. Just because they say it's right now, does not make it right forever. p.s. swaddling is now thought to be one of the most dangerous things you can do to a baby. Once upon a time a good swaddle was a marker of excellent parenting.

Our doctor once told my wife: "If you love your child, you can do nothing wrong"

Humans are ridiculous when you think about it. What other mammal doesn't sleep with its baby close by?

Cosleeping is understandable because it's more comforting to mom and baby, but talk to your doctor.. best way to prevent SIDS is for baby to be in their own bed.. that bed can be right next to yours or in another room, but they should not be in your bed with you

I'm nowhere near motherhood yet, but I'd be so scared to roll over and squash my baby in the night. Or kick them out of bed. Or give them hypothermia from stealing the covers...

Haha, I can admit that I've blamed the baby. Think this also applies to dog owners.

We need to talk more about this.

Yup, that's me in the red dress!

What's the deal with that shark song? I don't know the lyrics in English but in my language they sing "... and there came bloooood." What's the purpose of this crazy song?

Kjorn, you obviously don't have children. The best part about these kind of HAZMAT incidents include it spreading all the way up their back and into the sweet fluff of hair they have. It's amazing the amount of poop that can come out of an infant...it gets even "better" as they get older...

This is me 😂

Omg yes, feels like you need to brace yourself prior.

Don't feed kids directly. Always ask the mom.. You never know if they have a condition.. (I'm allergic to sugar.. it happens!)

Mommy juice

Yes so true

TRUTH

First one is how they got the kids

Yep

Im this old :3

Good lord!! The guy is sitting on the sh!tter playing Candy Crush or watching video gamers on YouTube!! Every husband/dad does this (takes longer than he needs to drop a deuce) because it gains him some alone time. That's why there are memes about it!

Lactation cookies are such a bucket of nonsense.

Hilarious. Id be happy to do it, if the little €$%#^ would sit still on the potty long enough!

Can we please stop painting fathers as,useless imbeciles when it comes to,children?

Yes, kids can be jerks on planes. But kids don't know any better. There is also a large amount of adults on planes that are jerks, and they should know better

Oh no! Don't let a single drop go to waste. Golden drops, the midwifes called them.

I don't get this. Why do you do that? And why store it? Its the first thing baby sucks from your breast after birth. You don't need it later.