When languages evolve, it's essential that scholars and dictionaries keep up. The internet has spawned a new crop of funny words for stuff, and while you may not like all of them, some of them are clever combos that seem like they might actually be useful!

Many of these words come from urbandictionary.com, which is basically a dictionary of all new slang. Their site is probably the most complete dictionary of modern words, but it's also chock-full of nonsense.

Most of these words are portmanteaus, which are what you get when you mash both the sounds and meanings of two words together to get a new one. Did you know, for example, that the word 'smog' is a portmanteau (smoke and fog)? 'Brunch' (breakfast and lunch) is another one that has recently reached a status of an everyday word, although it's been around for a while. Also, if you're eating your brunch with a spork, then that's a portmanteau double-whammy.

Check our list of funny new words below - you might find one that will stick to your lexicon perfectly.

More info: urbandictionary (h/t: demilked)

#1 Askhole

Askhole

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NadinePirat 4 years ago

Or constantly ask for your advice, but never take it.

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#2 Bedgasm

Bedgasm

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LauraBridges 4 years ago

So THAT'S what you call it. Been having those for years.

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#3 Textpectation

Textpectation

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IreneEder 4 years ago

What do you call the feeling of gratification you get when someone responds to your text?

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#4 Masturdating

Masturdating

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EvanKamp 4 years ago

It's a verb

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#5 Chairdrobe

Chairdrobe

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HeronFeather 4 years ago

Where else are you supposed to put clothes that you've worn once, but don't need to go in the hamper?

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#6 Cellfish

Cellfish

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MarkusKurniawanHidajat 4 years ago

So very common things recently, represented nicely with the word.

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#7 Nonversation

Nonversation

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TamourAllen 4 years ago

I like to think of it more as silentsation. ie:speaking without talking.

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#8 Destinesia

Destinesia

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JoshuaRangel 4 years ago

So, you used that photo of Bogota's Monserrate with this word... That completely defines the fact that I still dunno why I'm writing this!!

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#9 Errorist

Errorist

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LauraBridges 4 years ago

plausibly a polite way to say idiot?

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#10 Carcolepsy

Carcolepsy

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LauraBridges 4 years ago

Due to my horrible case of carcolepsy, I make a bad navigator. Somebody else call shotgun, I'm going to crash out in the back seat!

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#11 Hiberdating

Hiberdating

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MartinaVeselá 4 years ago

Only to end up completely alone when the boyfriend/girlfriend dumps them. Seen that happen more than once.

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#12 Ambitchous

Ambitchous

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MarietteLaporte 4 years ago

The ambitious bitch! Love it! <3

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#13 Youniverse

Youniverse

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LauraBridges 4 years ago

Helpful description of narcissists.

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#14 Internesting

Internesting

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AlisaAiken 4 years ago

Perfect description.

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#15 Columbusing

Columbusing

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CarolPaul 4 years ago

love this

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#16 Afterclap

Afterclap

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RobertFraser 4 years ago

There needs to be a word for the opposite of this, i.e. the person who starts clapping before the performance is finished.

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#17 Unkeyboardinated

Unkeyboardinated

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LucieVranova 4 years ago

Way too long and too unkeyboardinated to get popular :P

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#18 Dudevorce

Dudevorce

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MiguelZapata 4 years ago

#awesome

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#19 Beerboarding

Beerboarding

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MariaKola 4 years ago

It could be also wineboarding...!

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#20 Epiphanot

Epiphanot

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BeeChristine 3 years ago

"Stupid" is too harsh.

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#21 Unlightening

Unlightening

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AlexReinhardt 4 years ago

Viewers of Fox News

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#22 Nerdjacking

Nerdjacking

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ErinArmstrong 4 years ago

This would be a verb, not a noun!

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#23 Nomonym

Nomonym

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SteveChester 4 years ago

Homonom would work much better for this one.

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#24 Doppelbanger

Doppelbanger

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Countess-CharlotteVonHukvari 4 years ago

Creepy shit...

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#25 #33 - Irrightional

#33 - Irrightional

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CampHuntington 4 years ago

In this case "he" would be quite right. How I love irony!

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#26 Cupidity-stupid Things You Do ,when In Love

Cupidity-stupid Things You Do ,when In Love

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JackRawlinson 4 years ago

Umm... except this is already a word and it means something quite different.

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#27 #asstag

#asstag

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LinaPapadopoulou 4 years ago

there are a lot of those around...

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#28 Sexcident (n) The Situation In Which You Accidently Find Yourself In Someone Else's Bed

Sexcident (n) The Situation In Which You Accidently Find Yourself In Someone Else's Bed

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SusannaVesna 4 years ago

Hahaha! this is a good one! Not that it ever happened to me! XD

#29 Typerventilating

Typerventilating

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AnnabellaDaRe 4 years ago

bancomicsans.com

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#30 Juggersnot

Juggersnot

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MicheleWard(Pachabel) 4 years ago

Humongersnot.

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#31 Chiptease

Chiptease

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AustinNguyen 4 years ago

Aka flavored air, my favorite type of "chippers"

#32 Paddict - One Who Spends An Inordinate Amount Of Time Attached To Their Tablet...

Paddict - One Who Spends An Inordinate Amount Of Time Attached To Their Tablet...

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AlexReinhardt 4 years ago

My son...

#33 Eglaf

Eglaf

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#34 Unbarrassed

Unbarrassed

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SusannaVesna 4 years ago

"Un" usually stands for "non", "negative". So this should mean "acting/being not embarrassed in a very embarrassing situation"..

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#35 Amazome (adj) Amazing And Awesome Combined

Amazome (adj) Amazing And Awesome Combined

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MargaretAltheaElvenshadow 3 years ago

Awesomazing

#36 Passfusion - (n.) When You Experience Password Confusion Especially When You Have Many Accounts

Passfusion - (n.) When You Experience Password Confusion Especially When You Have Many Accounts

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ShelliLester 4 years ago

so me

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#37 Onlineness

Onlineness

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#38 Presstitute

Presstitute

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BasiaBasia 4 years ago

Fox New, is that you?

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#39 Masturwait

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#40 Sloading (v) Loading So Slowly That It Puts You To Sleep - And Hasn't Finished When You Wake Up

Sloading (v) Loading So Slowly That It Puts You To Sleep - And Hasn't Finished When You Wake Up

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#41 Stupitch

Stupitch

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#42 Chillock - (n) A Person Who Gives You Really Positive Vibes. Observe Here, A Group Of Chillocks

Chillock - (n) A Person Who Gives You Really Positive Vibes. Observe Here, A Group Of Chillocks

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JesseRozario 4 years ago

You mean hippies?

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#43 Metox: When You Need A Break From Yourself

Metox: When You Need A Break From Yourself

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#44 #57. Cosmonism -- The Universe As A Living Organism

#57. Cosmonism -- The Universe As A Living Organism

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#45 Possibility Rush

Possibility Rush

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#46 Fantabulous >fantastic & >fabulous

Fantabulous >fantastic & >fabulous

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KateVézina 4 years ago

double posting

#47 Factivist

Factivist

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trajayjay 4 years ago

Similar to "slacktivist" and "armchair activist"

#48 Punsizement (n) Act/ State Of Often Playing With Words, Making Fun And (invariably) Poor Rhymes

Punsizement (n) Act/ State Of Often Playing With Words, Making Fun And (invariably) Poor Rhymes

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LaudTeco 4 years ago

Punsize (v) refers to verbalize with occasional or often annoying amounts of puns, being perhaps concise, funny or only self amusing or bore

#49 Extralineaphobia

Extralineaphobia

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#50 Slave-at-home Mom

Slave-at-home Mom

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#51 Punditritus

Punditritus

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#52 Mysteriopgraphy

Mysteriopgraphy

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#53 Play Design

Play Design

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#54 Wordssesive

Wordssesive

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#55 Planophobic: Adjective 1. (of A Person) Suffering From Yearly Planned Events.

Planophobic: Adjective 1. (of A Person) Suffering From Yearly Planned Events.

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CarlaRae 4 years ago

The definition should be "Suffering from a fear of planned events." Or if you like the definition, the word should be 'Planophile."

#56 Worderful : Word + Wonderful - A Word That Should Exist Because It Is So Amazing

Worderful : Word + Wonderful - A Word That Should Exist Because It Is So Amazing

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#58 Gaddiction

Gaddiction

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#59 Sacredfice- An Act Of Climbing A Trail Of Stairs Believing That Your Wish Will Be Granted.

Sacredfice- An Act Of Climbing A Trail Of Stairs Believing That Your Wish Will Be Granted.

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