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Son of a B***h ! That makes sooooooo much sense !

And we thought humans were the most advanced life forms in earth. Like gifted things. We are nothing!

Quite the existential thought!

Plus, you know, it takes a pounding all the time. And sometimes a whole human baby passes through it. It's pretty damn tough.

Oh great when I have to kill someone I´ll be sure to take along some tampons and pads

"I give you air from my lungs."-The Doctor

Okay - I never realized that until you said it just now. And I'm 72!

And now wonder why natural language processing is so hard...for computer and for humans alike. ;)

This here is my entire argument against Trumps wall!

Wow indeed...

But in the TV commercials they pronounced it "no tears" as in no crying, and depicted kids wiping it away from their eyes with no problem.

i'm never asking somebody else for their name in the traditional way again. ever.

I'm still hung up on that first one

Put a T-Rex in your tank.

oooooooooooh that sucks

We have a tradition here of hurrah'ing people for their birthday. Put them on a chair, and relatives will raise them threre times. Thus, this might mitigate the sadness. :)

And studying is short for student dying! Lol

wow

I thought they were talking about Gundam.

What!?

But you still get unsatisfying answers.

i always think about it when i paint!!! XD lol

Sweet Jesus stop it

From the one before this I can't look at OK the same anymore

I know now I'm hungry

I bet it would be great for working out your legs.

Swallowing tasty saliva pretty much is part of any eating. ;)

Unless you speak a language with Umlauts, or even a language that does not use the Latin alphabet.

That's why I've never bought a perfume based off a commercial, HOWEVER when they used to put the perfume strips in magazines, and it smelled good, I'd rub the page on myself and potentially buy.

Poor guy! pluto-not-...09-png.jpg

Makes the commercial more interesting

If you say "Khakis" you just said "car keys" with a Manhattan, NY accent!

This is a little too simplistic and doesn't accurately describe anything. Pumpkins and zucchini are squash but can technically be considered fruit. But then again so are beans, corn, coffee, and cucumbers. Strawberries, blackberries, and raspberries are aggregate fruits. Bananas, coffee, pistachios, peaches, and olives are drupes. Well....technically coffee is the pit of the coffee fruit....but still weird. Basically if you are eating the STRUCTURE of a plant, then it is a vegetable. Celery is the stalk, carrots are the roots, lettuce is the leaves...and so on. If the plant produces flowers through pollination, the result is a fruit regardless of what it looks like or how it tastes. Science is cool.

In that case, should I ever move to Australia, I am moving to the Cat side...

Shhhh, we don't speak of that. He's a goddamn mushroom head please don't tell me otherwise :oO

I can't even focus on the caption, because the picture freaks me out to much!

Soooo... I'm a twin and I was born first and handed to my father. Now have a known my twin longer or my father longer? Does the womb time count?

I thought they meant stage plays and orchestras.

Or twins could be born in different centuries.

This is rather clever...

why some people do have a lot of spare time apparently! :D

I used to think I was more significant before I read this. Thanks

Been living in Japan for 10 years. No one breaks them like that. YOUR LIFE IS TRUTH

Let them enjoy it!

It is related, indeed. More minutes, more toasty-ness ;)

But are you talking of real football or that football Americans play with their hands?

I saw that recently and was a bit miffed, CHEATERS this one article-22...32x421.jpg really broke me though.

F*ck, watch out Harry

lmao the title

It all is about wording...why not rather put it like this: "We ensure warmness and cozyness through special sleepting cothes, which mitigate our lack of fur, and lay in the most relaxed way, being far away from comatose but rather providing our body and minds with the means to get adapted for another amazing day to come."

Lol the sign

OK oml I love this

I am pretty sure in European kitchens it does not. Oven normally have insulation on their bottom.

Genius..areOreo people going to fix it ? and compensate for lack of stuffing

I think if you did not knew this it must be very frustrating to see this picture. :)

Actually, holding it sideways is even easier.

Turtles may be fast, but tortoises are slow.

Yup, it's pretty great

I can guarantee all of you just did that

I don't get it ! 😫

Anyone else notice the pineapple with two stems?

Granny Apple lolz Gwyneth did not think that through

Also your own bags, purse, diaper bag, etc

Cashews are fruit poops. Who'd a thunk it?

Oh, I thought we were going to talk about this f****r's hair.