40 Times People Went So Wild With Posts About Food, They Ended Up On This Twitter Page
InterviewAre you hungry? We hope you are not; otherwise, you may lose your appetite rather quickly. The images we want to share with you today are the absolute opposite of all the perfectly aesthetic food so popular across all social media platforms. They also don't belong to the category of "interesting" or unique-looking... However, maybe the second one could still be a good description of what you're about to see...
The Twitter page 'Messed Up Foods' is dedicated to the most confusing, weird, and very often disturbing pictures related to food. As we learn from the content shared on that page, perfection is overrated, and it's definite imperfection that attracts more than 1 million followers, only on this single page.
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The heat gives me serious sensory issues & makes me really pissed - so I could really use this cake.
Bored Panda got in touch with Rachel, the person behind Cursed Cookbooks, an Instagram account featuring images of the most cursed dishes, very often coming from vintage cookbooks, including some recipes guiding us on how to prepare these unique meals ourselves. The profile moderator was kind enough to share a background story of Cursed Cookbooks: “The account basically started as a joke, a few years ago I was reposting ‘weird’ retro food images on my personal social media accounts just to annoy my friends. It had the opposite effect, and people were so into it a friend suggested I create an account specifically for the content. I had also started collecting vintage cookbooks at that point. Everything escalated from there.”
Ok but the "too much butter" one looks absolutely perfect
No kidding - there is never a time that there is too much butter.
Load More Replies...I'll take slightly gooey cookies over any of the other possibilities any day.
I once made a cake in a Mug, my mum found it in the fridge and thought it was a burger...
Watermelon and cucumber are both in the gourd family, but a watermelon is not a type of cucumber, as "watermelon is in the cucumber family" might imply.
Load More Replies...One time we accidentally grew a weird-a*s cucumber hybrid. It was tasty tho
I remember many years ago when I first ate a seedless watermelon, it tasted like cucumber!
Shouldn’t he be the opposite of disappointed? That’s not a remarkable size for a watermelon, but for a cucumber, that’s got to be a record! Also, cucumber is great for putting in sandwiches, salads & even types of pasta (my mum makes a delish tuna-cheese pasta; which tastes great with baby corn, onions, tomato & cucumber). 😋💖🥒
Rachel’s profile is dedicated to unconventional and sometimes bizarre food combinations. We asked her to tell us about the most unusual or memorable image she shared so far, and we found out that: “I think some of the most memorable images for myself come from a book called How to Create Incredible Edibles by Florrie Paul, published in 1975. This book is the origin of the Bridal Meat Doll, a Barbie-like doll dressed as a bride but with a skirt made entirely of deli cold cuts, which I and multiple other accounts have shared. It's not so much a cookbook as a book about presentation and garnishing and contains such gems as a Liver Beehive, Eggplant Clown, and Easter Cheese Duck. The photography is, well... interesting.
I also need to mention the Holiday Lobster Spread recipe where the metal mold and finished recipe end up looking strikingly like a pe**s. It's been nicknamed C**k Lobster.”
We get an idea why aesthetic food may be so popular and why so many people are willing to please their eyes with some seamless-looking dishes. However, this time, we were wondering what, in her opinion, attracts people to all the peculiar food images. Rachel shared with us: “Bad food is universal and something people can bond over. There's also just plain morbid curiosity, did people actually eat these foods and did they taste as bad as they look? So many of the recipes are visually so unlike modern foods, especially from picture-perfect food shots you see a lot on Instagram. I've made a few of the recipes and talked friends into trying them, mostly they've been as bad as they look.”
Well don't put them in the fridge, otherwise they turn black like this.
I always put bananas in the fridge and they're looking like the pic above soooo long.. and when they slowly start getting darker (after 1-2 weeks), they're still perfect on the inside 🤷🏻♀️
Load More Replies...My sister worked for the largest banana importer in the UK (JP Bananas) and, after transportation got screwed up, a truck load of bananas arrived at their depot over the weekend when nobody was there. It was a hot weekend and so the driver, being helpful, turned on the rig's refrigeration unit to keep things "fresh". Come Monday morning a truck load of black and unsellable bananas . . .
You must have the diseased air of a hoarders home to do that in two days. 🤢
Fun Fact: ethylene (it makes them yellow) never stops production so those bananas are just SUPER ripe.
I brought a perfectly yellow banana to work for my morning snack and by the time 11:00 rolled around it was brown. Kinda concerned about this place...
I bought some celery about a month ago only to forget about it, but guess what? It turned to brown nasty liquid, and I was forced to clean it out of the fridge. . (I forgot about because it was in our garage fridge instead of our indoor fridge.) (Edit:grammar)
Reminds me of the scene in "the Mitchell's vs the machines" where they put their dog on the hood. The dog is fat so the robots go "dog. Pig. Dog. Pig. Loaf of bread." And then explode. It was cool.
Load More Replies...Humor seems to play a significant role in Cursed Cookbooks’ content. We asked Rachel how she approaches adding a comedic element to the strange food combinations she shares, and she told us: “I like to keep it light-hearted and not take anything too seriously. I poke fun and joke around, but I never want to be disrespectful or overly negative. At the end of the day this is all about having fun, and maybe even occasionally learning something new or a little history. That being said, some jokes write themselves.”
Son of a b........ EVERYONE knows cake is supposed to be cut into sectors (a triangle with a rounded side)!
My friends using the chocolate that was supposed to be used for strawberries to dip pizza in *and use ketchup chips as toppings for the pizza*
I think they stole it from the local Kentucky fried children, right beside that orphanage
Add a bowl of Cream Of Kitten soup and you should be good to go!
The comedi-hen in me thinks you didn’t eggs-actly follow the recipe - but omelette it slide…
Wow, you really scrambled for all the puns! How many were poached from others? You've started something that I don't think will give over easy. On the sunny side, I enjoyed it.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of the time my friend realized she'd forgotten the eggs to a cake recipe. She pulled the half-baked cake out and just dumped the eggs in and stirred. It was...like a chewy chocolate omelet.
Ever go to a library, find Murder for Profit and place it on the crafts shelf?
You know it’s bad when satans shocked,
Load More Replies...Ewww! What on earth is wrong with you g/f? Or whatever you did to her, she really hates you THAT much
I used to for a large salad. That lunch lacks a little fiber, though.
Load More Replies...You are just killing it with these comments today Jeff!
Load More Replies..."Excuse me sir, but please stop eating the ashes and close the urn"
OMG yes!!!! Baptist women try to bury you in casserole but dang is it good 😂
People can criticize Mormons all they want, but ya gotta admit, we know how to cook for a funeral
Load More Replies...When someone passes away friends of the family will bring or make a dish for the family to eat before or after a funeral. One less thing for the family to worry about on the day of the funeral. Fairly common in the United States.
Load More Replies...It IS a party. There's just one less guest.
Load More Replies...It also comes from the use of AAVE, or African American Vernacular English. It's basically its own dialect
Load More Replies...What? It's a dwarf restaurant in Ankh-Morpork. Ketchup is extra. Also, that rotisserie chicken? It's rat.
Rat and ketchup 7p Rat 4p “Why does ketchup cost almost as much as the rat?” said Angua. “Have you tried rat without ketchup?” said Carrot.
Load More Replies...Have you noticed they no longer advertise Roast beef on their tv commercial any more. It is always the limited time sandwich.
Unpopular opinion: Arby’s has the best sandwiches, genuinely. Now the next magic trick is everyone downvoting me to hell
This is the American version of Ratatouille. (And I'm assuming it's also the Texas variant.)
Ugh 😩 so annoying! Fork u, fake pockets!
Load More Replies...Was gonna make this joke, proud of you getting there first 😆
Load More Replies...Yeah there was, how else did I get dysentery so much
Load More Replies...Those kids getting high in the back of the classroom
Load More Replies...They don't know that - but we do know what it tastes like, because there is a recorded incident of someone (accidentally) tasting it! https://www.news18.com/buzz/who-tasted-plutonium-twitter-users-query-on-its-candy-like-taste-debunks-intriguing-facts-7331497.html
Load More Replies.......this is something I'd ask. Not gonna lie. I've asked stranger questions. Questions that will remain.
Later on it will spray out the Chocolate Starfish into the hotdog flavored water.
Reminds me of the rap-themed restaurant in Atlanta (Georgia, US) that served dishes like Wu-Tang Clams, Roastface Killah, Ol' Dirty Custard, Turkey Minaj, Snoop Doggy Corndoggs, and Lil' Kimshi, all washed down with (what else) Ice-T served with Ice Cubes.
I hated that rubbish "boy band" from the past and I still hate them these days
"yo, my name limp brisket! here to tell yall/ HOW TO COOK IT!"-limp brisket album
Anything golden brown and crispy can hop right into my mouth LOL.
Load More Replies...Is it the raw fish that deters you? I couldn't quite bring myself to try full on raw but I discovered aburi sushi, which is very lightly seared. I tried both the tuna and salmon. It's the first time I discovered fish can melt in your mouth like butter - and it was absolutely divine. Very rich though, I can only eat a few pieces before I'm done.
Load More Replies...Yes it seems like a guilty pleasure you sneak and eat.
Load More Replies...I went to the fair last week. The most popular stand was icecream in a potato. Can you guess what state i live in ?
What no ew your supposed to eat it out of the toilet
Load More Replies...Life hack: pour cereal into a jug of milk, then put the jug back in the refrigerator. You now have breakfast on demand.
Really hope they scrubbed the sink out good beforehand if they actually ate those loops.
somewhere there is a State Fair with someone selling this My money is on Texas.
I'm from Texas and have only ever seen them deep-fried with everything else at fairs. But it is probably someone from the south tbh
Load More Replies...Is this real? Or is it just cake?? It looks like cake! Let’s think about the other meats - skin does not quite look like that even before cooking….or so I’m gonna tell my midwestern self!
It can't be real. Zebras actually run, so their meat wouldn't be this marbled with fat. Same reason duck breasts aren't like chicken breasts; ducks use those muscles.
Load More Replies...This looks just like the piece of meat that Scar gives to the Hyenas in the Lion King
Looks like someone sharpied the fat on a beef t-bone. I doubt zebra steaks would still have the hide on it.
That is just about the right number of fries that don't fall out of the container. The rest are in the bottom of the bag.
This is not too far from the reality of how I ate my fries as a kid. Dip the fry, lick the ketchup off, dip again, lick again, repeat until the fry is too soggy to continue to serve as a ketchup vessel. Select new fry, repeat. I also had a "trick" I lived to show people where I would demonstrate my unique talent of eating a saltine using my toes to hold it. Yes, I eventually grew out of that weirdness!
My dad is insane about Heinz ketchup and my mom is insane about chocolate. If I bought this, they would prob disown me...
No, no, no. In the name of Chad, Randy and Brad, duuuuuuude, you’re baptised!
Load More Replies...This is the real sniffer... and the real ham. cala-del-j...1a96be.jpg
You are correct here : root and carrot are the same word in Dutch
Load More Replies...Holy heck, I've only just realised it's changed! I still thought it was the same as the 1999 logo!
i would never eat it. but if I did I would mold it again with my spoon but its wouldnt be as perfect
How audacious somebody was most voracious
Load More Replies...You know he'll be stirring some ladies macaroni later in the evening( ;
On the show Laverne and Shirley one would drink Pepsi and milk I tried it and it tastes like chocolate milk!!!!
I don't understand the whole hullabaloo about this "craze" ... it's basically them same as an ice cream float without the float part.
Alternatively milk straws with coke tastes like a life changer but isn't
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So the menu picture didn't match the... 1/2 of a top bun you actually got?
i have come to the conclusion that this is NOT the best post to read while eating my lunch...
i have come to the conclusion that this is NOT the best post to read while eating my lunch...
