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Prepare yourselves for mass levels of cringe that are bound to send you spiraling deep into face-palm territory, dear Pandas. In my personal experience, there are very few things that are more cringeworthy (and deeply, deeply sad on a cosmic level) than seeing someone desperately trying to fit in with the younger crowd. They might think they’re hip, but they might actually need a hip replacement. “How do you do, fellow kids,” indeed.

It’s not just your neighbors, teachers, and professors, though. It’s entire companies, corporations, and conglomerates that try to appeal to the youngest generations by using their vernacular (read: slang), too. This, however, can backfire gloriously because it’s anything but natural and sometimes you can’t even get to grips with what’s going on. Imagine your grandparents shouting ‘YOLO’ and then doing the Backpack Kid’s dance moves—it’s that level of ‘oh Lord no, no, no, please stop.’

What’s even better is that there’s an entire subreddit, r/FellowKids, dedicated to documenting and cataloging the very worst transgressors who try to be cool. Check out the best pics below, upvote the ones that made your inner child groan in embarrassment, and be careful so you don’t overdose on the cringe.

#1

Finally Found A Friend

Finally Found A Friend

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denzoren
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did his heart grow by making a friend?

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    #2

    I Believe This Belongs Here

    I Believe This Belongs Here

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    #3

    Rent-Free

    Rent-Free

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh corporate burn. To heck with both of them I’m all about Barbara’s cheese puffs. Those things are hateful because they’re made with real cheese and they taste delicious. Don’t start and if you do don’t be coming back here and giving me grief about it!!! If you do come back here and give me grief about it I will take full responsibility though

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    I’m not even going to pretend that I ‘get’ the newest couple of generations. Oh, don’t get me wrong, I try to stay as up-to-date with what’s new as I can and I absolutely love watching how memes and their formats evolve over the years, but that’s not enough.

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    I’ve reached a point where I know that I won’t be able to get everything. And that’s perfectly all right—every single generation goes through this sense of alienation and isolation as it grows older. We think the world’s changing too fast/for the worse while the youngsters are complaining that we’re not cool.

    #4

    Actually Not Too Bad?

    Actually Not Too Bad?

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    #5

    For The Youths

    For The Youths

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    Elisabet Larsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is danish the only language where popo is a slang for behind?

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    #6

    Only Fools Rush In Blind To Join A Trending Hashtag

    Only Fools Rush In Blind To Join A Trending Hashtag

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    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG that's brilliant. What a bunch of total wagon-jumpers. Jesus H. Candlesticks that was someone's career-ending move.

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    So while I’ll shamelessly steal ‘sus,’ ‘flex,’ and ‘yeet,’ you can bet your bottom dollar that I’ll steer clear of the likes of ‘skrt,’ ‘kiki,’ and (probably the very worst offender) ‘bae.’ Why? Because I don’t get them. And pretending otherwise would be to behave exactly like the people making you laugh in this very list.

    Besides, I’d much rather be old-fashioned and eccentric in my own way than desperate to fit in. I like who I am, I don’t need to pretend to be a teenager. But, damn it, ‘yeet’ is just a fantastic word, isn’t it?

    #7

    Just An All Round Cringe

    Just An All Round Cringe

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    #8

    An Actually Good Attempt

    An Actually Good Attempt

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    #9

    Swedish Supermarket Is Down With The Kids

    Swedish Supermarket Is Down With The Kids

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    The ‘Fellow Kids’ subreddit has just shy of 801k members and they’ve been around on Reddit since the late spring of 2014. The moderators are very straightforward when it comes to the community rules. In essence, try your best to be nice and make sure that your posts are on-point and actually belong on r/FellowKids. Otherwise, they might be yeeted out. Sounds simple enough, right?

    #10

    Upvote If You're A Striminal

    Upvote If You're A Striminal

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth striminal

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    #11

    The Us Army Trying To Recruit People With Memes At My School

    The Us Army Trying To Recruit People With Memes At My School

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    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are 58,279 counter-arguments inscribed in black granite in Washington DC

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    #12

    Not Gonna Lie, It Is Tempting

    Not Gonna Lie, It Is Tempting

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    Gurnox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure they'll be asking people to do more than that

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    #13

    Good Use, But Def Fits Here

    Good Use, But Def Fits Here

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still true though, perfect example of "don't shoot the messenger". OTOH, that's what social media is for...

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    #14

    Spotted In The Sun Newspaper

    Spotted In The Sun Newspaper

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    #15

    Local Army Recruit Center Posted This

    Local Army Recruit Center Posted This

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    SirPatTheCat
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, Pennywise the clown, a known trustworthy figure when it comes to making ‘too good to be true’ promises

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And as soon as I got my claws in you I'll use you up, spit you out and don't care about your wellbeing ever again.

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nadine, you hit the nail on the head. Veteran Affairs is a joke.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give me your body, give me your mind and I'll be paying your education, which won't be of any use because by the time I spit you out you have too many mental and physical problems to work a decent job.

    Atti Elkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why were you censoring the links? It’s a gov’t funded public business, no private info.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait! When the student disappears so does the loan?? Interesting....

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can also make your sanity disappear.

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a foot or a leg or an arm, ... eyesight, ... and also sanity, of course. All that to contribute to the greatest freedom on earth - you help Uncle Sam protect you from things like healthcare or education or other communistisms that the people undermining the government are plotting, when they finally sovietize the US. I have a list of 200 persons working in government who all are planning to overthrow the government and turn the US into a communististic communism country. Really, really, I have such a list! For real now, for sure, I got that list. Reelie!

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not reality the military is never going to pay people close to what their student debt is

    NgatiDreadz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this one was alright

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *emerges 5 years later with severe ptsd and fear of minnie mouse shirts*

    Airis Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We rather do that for Hogwarts letter.

    Lanie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What loan hehehe

    Marie
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why hasn't hackers fixed the student debt problem?

    BrokenPS2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pennywise is a bad example. He's... Y'know, a killer clown

    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good to see they're being honest...

    kerry kerry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly drain are still terrifying to me , even after all these years, Thanks 🤐

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    #16

    Spotted At My Local Barnes And Noble

    Spotted At My Local Barnes And Noble

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    #17

    I Am Tooth

    I Am Tooth

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Braces are $200 PER MONTH? WHAT THE F*CK?

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    #18

    They're Becoming Ironically Self-Aware

    They're Becoming Ironically Self-Aware

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    #19

    Dbrand Brings In The Deep Fryer

    Dbrand Brings In The Deep Fryer

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    #20

    Another Internetism

    Another Internetism

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    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with it? Except that otters aren't really that thicc - but yes, they oh lawd and ain't nobody got time for dat.

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    #21

    Netflix Has Truly Ascended

    Netflix Has Truly Ascended

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    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the sad truth is... Shrek's not even on Netflix

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    #22

    Visit North Korea's Facebook Page Posted This

    Visit North Korea's Facebook Page Posted This

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    brukernavn340
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess we wouldn't know if there were a mass shooting in North Korea anyway.

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    #23

    No One

    No One

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's why so many times the top comment is "[the reason you are here] starts at [hyperlinked timestamp]."

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    #24

    Not One Soul Voted On Subway’s Twitter Poll

    Not One Soul Voted On Subway’s Twitter Poll

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    Sara Rodrigues
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But somehow people retweeted it 9.788 times and liked it 15.4K?? I find this odd...

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    #25

    Found In My English Book

    Found In My English Book

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    Princess Procrastination
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the most bland and dull conversation ever. YO-YO is an easily convinced and gullible fool.

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    #26

    Someone Took This At Their Church

    Someone Took This At Their Church

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the true message of Christ: Ostracize and distance yourself those different from you. (There's why there are no biblical stories about lepers, prostitutes, tax collectors, or other traditionally ostracized people.) /s

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    #27

    Youtube What You Doing...

    Youtube What You Doing...

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    bryguy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Millennials are, right now, 24-40 years old. We do not speak this way. I don't think Gen-Z even speaks this way and they are the young ones right now.

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    #28

    Weather Memes By The Fellow Kid Weatherman

    Weather Memes By The Fellow Kid Weatherman

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    #29

    The Face Says It All

    The Face Says It All

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    Tim Venker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Religious" and "education" - something that never goes together.

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    #30

    Chik-Fil-A Is So Hip And In With The Millennials

    Chik-Fil-A Is So Hip And In With The Millennials

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I'm not hip enough for this franchise, I understand neither why they named themselves so idiotically nor the meme they're using.

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    #31

    New Sushi Bar Opened Up

    New Sushi Bar Opened Up

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    #32

    The Official Conservative Party From The UK

    The Official Conservative Party From The UK

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Boris travelling through the Mary Poppins set?

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    #33

    Good One To Be Honest, At Least For Me

    Good One To Be Honest, At Least For Me

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    #34

    Mistaken, But Admirable

    Mistaken, But Admirable

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    #35

    New Zealand Police Trying To Meme

    New Zealand Police Trying To Meme

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    #36

    There Is So Much Wrong With This Card...

    There Is So Much Wrong With This Card...

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    #38

    Google Fitness Considers Flossing As Sport

    Google Fitness Considers Flossing As Sport

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    Wombatred26
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're referring to the dance move... https://images.app.goo.gl/HHoujL27eWtTk14J8

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    #39

    I Hate Myself This Is Semi Funny

    I Hate Myself This Is Semi Funny

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    #40

    Yep Guys. Burger King Just Acknowledged No Nut November

    Yep Guys. Burger King Just Acknowledged No Nut November

    snapecastic109 Report

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It started as Movember, not shaving for whole month of November to raise awareness about prostate cancer in men. Which after a while with the help of internet morphed in to "No nut November", a challenge to not ejaculating for whole month of November. This post by burger king is referring to "No nut November" challenge. Note that studies have found not ejaculating for longer time period raises chances of getting prostate cancer so this "No nut November" is actually doing opposite of what Movember intended to do.

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    #41

    Even Dictionary.com Is Getting In On It

    Even Dictionary.com Is Getting In On It

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    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never proof read what I put in text or write on social media. I am also immune to grammar corrections. My grammar at work and school is perfect, but online I just can't bring myself to care, especially on a cell phone, those things suck to type on and if you can get the idea then that is good enough for me.

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    #42

    A Bit Late To The Party, Lovato

    A Bit Late To The Party, Lovato

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    brukernavn340
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have a point (from the perspective of someone that just recently started using glasses).

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    #43

    This Was A Super Bad Idea, Man

    This Was A Super Bad Idea, Man

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    TrashPandaSociety
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. That's hella sexist. How about "do you wonder what that man gave you and another woman"?

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    #44

    I Live In The Us, So I Don’t Know Why An Australian Police Force Is On My Twitter Feed But I’m Not Complaining

    I Live In The Us, So I Don’t Know Why An Australian Police Force Is On My Twitter Feed But I’m Not Complaining

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    #45

    Wow Guys Let’s Join The Army!

    Wow Guys Let’s Join The Army!

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what desperation looks like

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    #46

    Dominos Pizza On Facebook

    Dominos Pizza On Facebook

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone for ketchup on a cracker disguised as pizza??

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    #47

    Netflix What The F Is This

    Netflix What The F Is This

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    Trond Øien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually a German TV show based on a true story :)

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    #48

    Found This Gem At The Gas Station...

    Found This Gem At The Gas Station...

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    #49

    Elon Trying To Win Back His Reddit Supporters

    Elon Trying To Win Back His Reddit Supporters

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy is an idiot.... a little less idiot than tramp

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    #50

    So Meta

    So Meta

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    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twisties - what you eat when the strands at the edge of frayed carpet are all done.

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    #51

    Pretty Sure Lose My License, Job Or Life Wouldn’t Be The Winning Answer

    Pretty Sure Lose My License, Job Or Life Wouldn’t Be The Winning Answer

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    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're kidding - I could drive like batman if I do coke? Sign me up!!!

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    #52

    Yes, This Is Real

    Yes, This Is Real

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    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am obsessed with Hillary Clinton, that woman is my idol. She was the reason I had healthcare as a child, she has had a greater positive impact in my life than any politician, and she did that while being slandered for 40 years and not holding an elected office. She has suffered endless attacks for complete bullshit and she kept going for no other reason than she wanted to help kids like me growing up in poverty and in abusive households.

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    #53

    Went To Nasa For A School Trip Today, Was Given A “Prize” For My Response To A Question

    Went To Nasa For A School Trip Today, Was Given A “Prize” For My Response To A Question

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    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That might look like a humble fidget spinner but it's actually a type 4 quantum mass regulator with three proton exhaust ports.

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    #55

    I Was Told This Would Go Here

    I Was Told This Would Go Here

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    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say what now? Man, I'm so high, I don't get it

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    #56

    Why KFC, Why?

    Why KFC, Why?

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    #57

    Chipotles Getting The Hang Of It

    Chipotles Getting The Hang Of It

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    #58

    Nickelodeon Knows Its Audience

    Nickelodeon Knows Its Audience

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean Jimmy Neutron was one of the amazing cartoon. So yeah revive Jimmy Neutron.

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    #59

    This Hurt Me

    This Hurt Me

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    #61

    I Don't Know Why Monster's Inc Still Even Has An Account But...

    I Don't Know Why Monster's Inc Still Even Has An Account But...

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, that's not how texting works. You don't have to outrun a letter carrier to your mailbox.

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    #62

    So #millennial

    So #millennial

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    #63

    Boris Johnson Strikes Again

    Boris Johnson Strikes Again

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    #65

    Opened Up Hulu And Was Greeted With This Monstrosity

    Opened Up Hulu And Was Greeted With This Monstrosity

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    #66

    Sevilla Fc Tries To Burn Jk Rowling

    Sevilla Fc Tries To Burn Jk Rowling

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