People Are Roasting This Guy’s Insane Demands For Women In His Tinder Bio, Here Are 50 Of The Most Savage Tweets
Tinder and Bumble aren't anything new. Decades ago, we had videocassette dating services. And as early as the 1700s, lonely bachelors searched for wives through printed ads. However, by the looks of it, today's singles would've had a hard time getting a match even in the old days.
Internet personality Aubry Andrews recently tweeted a screenshot of a guy's online dating profile. The self-described open-minded fellow had 14 demands for women, many of which were contradicting each other. For example, his perfect candidate must make at least $100K but at the same be available 6 days a week.
Satire or not, even elite mountaineers couldn't reach such high standards. So as you might imagine, people immediately started reacting to the picture, creating one heck of a funny thread. Continue scrolling to check out the replies and upvote your favorite ones!
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He is ONLY open minded and fun. = you have to show your boobies to my losers friends and laugh about my not funny attempt of jokes. And he don't work.
Creep, idiot, fucktard, lemme find some other words for this dude
A bit over the top. Not every woman who reads Paul's bio will agree with his standards. Paul dropped himself in la la land.
Reminds me somewhat of my first husband. He was not much to look at, but some of the reasons he left me were things like: I was too short, my boobs weren't big enough, I was supposedly not intellectual enough, he was supposedly superior in intelligence to me, and I didn't share his love of tennis.
oh can you see by his tinder profile what so proudly we hail as the red flag king. whose big demands and red flags which prevails through all and is probably still in his moms basement
Load More Replies...No kidding! I would be careful of any woman who actually goes out with him. She will either be brain dead or scary.
Oh say, are you blind / to the fact that no one wants you / as a friend, much less a boyfriend?
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If you dont like it, it means youre not qualified. Everyone has the right to say no and have their own standards for who they want.
Bro up there said he didn't want a partner without saying he didn't want a partner.(The guy who started this whole thing with his standards ofc)
Load More Replies...According to a survey by the Pew Research Center, three-in-ten U.S. adults say they have used an online dating site or app at some point in their lives
For some Americans, these platforms have been instrumental in forging meaningful connections: 12% say they have married or been in a committed relationship with someone they first met through a dating site or app. All in all, about a quarter of Americans (23%) say they have ever gone on a date with someone they first met through a dating site or app.
"No guy friends and limited girl friends" = he does not want a partner, he wants a hostage.
This should be good! Girl next door type who wants to be your helpmate?
I'm gonna go out a limb here and say it: I'm 5'9" (had to look it up, it's 176cm) and 115lbs (around 52kg). I am not severely malnourished, I eat decently, have a very fast metabolism and I regularly exercise. Of course I'm nowhere near curvy and my ideal weight is a bit higher, but having always struggled with gaining weight and the perception other people have of me, I find it hard to read to be defined as skeletal and unable to move... bodies are all differently built, the demands of the guy are absurd for sure but people do come in all shapes and sizes!
I came here to say this. The dude is delusional and a walking red flag, but different people have different body shapes. I'm 5'6", about ~110lbs, and while I'm not very curvy I am perfectly healthy and hardly some walking skeleton.
Load More Replies...Some people commenting here have apparently NO idea that different body shapes exist. It's possible to be naturally slim. My son is 5'9", 110lbs, yes he's slender but healthy and strong.
People are crazy. Only time I got to 120 pounds is when I barely ate. And I'm 4"11 I don't know why but I would always stay at least 135 could not get lower than that even when I worked out. Guess it muscles to beat men like this up with
Not always true, some people have trouble gaining weight. I'm 5"7 and only weigh 109 when the weight requirement for my height is 121-158, i don't look skeletal nor am i weak or malnourished. My metabolism is just fast.
Hell. I'm only 5'7" and 120lbs would be emaciated for me. That's an insane ask. But it's an insane ask to put a weight demand in a dating ad to begin with, so...
Maybe 40 years ago, I read an article about eating disorders/substance abuse that can be problematic in professional dancing. They talked about a ballerina who was 5'9," 125 lbs, and the Bolshoi wouldn't take her because she was "too fat." :-(
yes, the demand for height and weight is ultra unreasonable. but some people do have trouble gaining weight (and have a hard time with that) and if they are very tall yet light don't call them skeletal, it's not nice for those ppl to hear. it can be a health issue and in this case the guy is demanding that their weight isn't healthy enough for them!
Everyone has different body types. Depends a lot on your frame. I got teased in high school. I was 5'8" and barely 100 lbs. Rumors spread that I was anorexic. They called me Olive Oyl. It sucked. I was a "failure to thrive" kid and always tried to gain weight. I'm now 5'8" and 140. I feel best in 135-140 range. This guy is looking for a stick woman.
I weight less than that but because, I'M VERY SHORT, I'm as tall as speed bump!!!! A person with that height and that weight can't be healthy!!!
Then, after a relatively short while, he will dump her for being too tall, having no spark and no one likes her!
I have seen so many of these posts and while of course I understand that being 5'9" and 125 lbs. can be very unhealthy for one person, for others it is not. I am 5'9" and 120 lbs, I am very muscular, healthy, and in no way skeletal. I just want to say that it's not necessarily the same for all people.
Also, online dating is especially popular among certain groups – particularly younger adults and those who identify as lesbian, gay, or bisexual (LGB).
Roughly half or more of 18- to 29-year-olds (48%) and LGB adults (55%) say they have used a dating site or app, while about 20% in each group say they have married or been in a committed relationship with someone they first met through these platforms.
However, Americans who have used online dating offer a mixed look at their time on these platforms.
I have a friend in early 30s. She is not married. A colleague of hers(same age)told her that he would prefer to marry someone around 23-24 and never someone my friend's age(or his own)because it would be difficult to mould someone her age as they have their opinions and views regarding everything and it won't be easy to mould someone that age.
Not only that, but they also have to making £100K a year. By 21. But unworldly enough to tolerate his absolute a.r.s.e.holery.
By "mold," they mean bully, intimidate and control. See those hills? Head for them.
Unsurprisingly, barely legal women won’t put up with your b******t either
Such a perv and so stupid good luck finding someone like that. An by the way your a horrible man to try and do that to young women
He wants someone he can train and groom. With few previous partners, a young woman might not see what a perv he really is.
If I was 22 and made over $100,000 a year you can bet I wouldn't be interested in sharing that with a virgin who games, has no friends and is controlling as this dude.
Yeah it like yeah righhhht like a girl that age that makes that much is gonna fall for your s**t
And she must have 25 years of girlfriend experience or equivalent.
I love Barbie Life In the Dream House. It has no right being as funny as it is.
I know! At 22, she is maybe just out of college. So, just how is she making that kind of money? Pole Dancing?
Like the C. Vs asking for a 20 years old professional with 10 years experience.
Where do men gen all this (delusional)audacity?!🤣 I work for a biomedical engineering company, full time, been there 2 yr, it would take me several additional years to make 100k🤣 plus, he's showing he only wants to reap the benefits of someone else's success, not to grow with them and work with them and succeed together
There's a profession for young women that pays THAT well... Recently happening legally and online thanks to OF...
In my experience men who genuinely enjoy sex (as opposed to doing it to tick boxes, feel they have worth, tell other men about, reach the end goal quickly etc) do not give a rat's a.r.s.e. how many partners the woman has had previously. It is literally meaningless to them and never comes up.
It hurt me that he said less instead of fewer, pedantic but still
I think it's someone it's not just acceptable to catfish but actually obligatory. For his own good.
Hahahaha! I would like to be a fly on the wall to watch any of his 'first dates'
Broadly speaking, online dating users describe their overall experience using these platforms in positive rather than negative terms.
Additionally, most online daters say it was at least somewhat easy for them to find others that they found physically attractive, shared common interests with, or who seemed like someone they would want to meet in person.
Someone learnt everything they know about male-female relationships online :-( This is what happens when adults do not foster and encourage girl-boy friendships (without romanticising/sexualising them and without encouraging boy-girl rivalry) from an early age. So many adults teach boys from the moment they can walk that the only point of girls is to be their girlfriend, otherwise they won't want to hang out with them or even be seen with them
100% true could not be said better both comments but I feel grooming is abuse too.
Been in a relationship where this was done to me over 10 years. Didn't really see my family, lost all my friends. All my male friends I had wanted to sleep with me and my female friends were gay and wanted the same. Because nobody would ever just like me right. Glad I got rid of him before I was truly trapped!!
At least he doesn't say no contact with parents. Or must have no parents.
I have never managed to rebuild some of the relationships with the people that my ex cut me off from.
I would like to politely disagree. The many right-wingers I know use the word “moderate” as if it were a swear word. I know this because I married a moderate, and they gave him a lot of grief over it. I would think this OP just doesn’t have enough brain cells to form a political opinion and doesn’t like to be proven wrong.
Absolutely. Right-wingers call someone who leans right but is moderate as a "RINO", a grave insult.
Load More Replies...Moderate in this situation means that she will drop her beliefs for his because she really doesn't have enough of an opinion to pick a side.
I'm also wondering if "Must be moderate in politics" means "Must be willing to listen to me bloviate at length, praising the politicians of my choice and denigrating the ones I think are idiots, and whatever I say she's supposed to eagerly lap it up. How dare she have her own political opinions! Politics are for (white) men!"
I tried to upvote, had to sign in, sign in denied on app so I opened the browser page, signed in with my Gmail, denied email notifications, found this again all just so I can say SAY IT AGAIN FOR THOSE IN THE BACK 😂
Well, I'm moderate and definitely not a right or left winner. This guy though... well, we can all see what he is from the rest of his profile.
Moderate is being misappropriated. It has been hijacked with negative connotations by the left and right.
He’s a unique specimen of a creature. She may be able to sell him for a scientific study later in life.
Paul's table is broken and held up by scotch tape, spit and cheap glue
Oh, Paul brings his computer and parents dimly lit basement (which come to think of it is the last place anyone remembers grandma saying she was going to see, “if Pauley and his little board game friends would like some homemade chocolate chip cookies-fresh out of the oven”)
That what I wanted to know lol. Wtf do you have. Oh I can just imagine all the stuff he would say either lies or not even worth it s**t.
However, users also experienced some downsides to online dating. Roughly seven-in-ten online daters believe it is very common for those who use these platforms to lie to try to appear more desirable. And by a wide margin, Americans who have used a dating site or app in the past year say the experience left them feeling more frustrated (45%) than hopeful (28%).
Marriage is a scam because we've made it a scam, I personally see no problem with that level of legitimized romantic commitment, but whenever it's socially forced on you, "You've been dating for 3 years when will you get married haha" it becomes a problem. Particularly with how the USA handles marriage, domestic abuse can become harder to escape from, it was only recently actually seen as rape for a husband to rape his wife, and with the economic system it can become fiscally impossible to remain married due to the transferral of enormous crippling debt.
Load More Replies...I went back several times to check, but he never actually specifies which currency the 100k must be in. She could be earning 100k Iranian Rial - officially the worst currency in the world - which equates to just under 50 cents. He's got to learn to be specific! 🤣
If I had an Iranian Rial for every time some guy makes impossible standards for women, I'd be a billionaire in Euros by now
Load More Replies...Marriage is not always a scam. Sometimes it works out wonderfully well. It is all in who you marry.
Plus anyone earning 100k isn't going to be 'available six days a week'.
Honestly, the only reason my wife and I bothered getting married is that I have health issues. Married, she's my legal next of kin. Not married, my parents are. I couldn't take the chance that, if something happened to me and I couldn't speak for myself, my parents would try to insist they "knew what was best for me." We've always had a very dysfunctional relationship. My wife and I got married so that she's my legal next of kin, and what my father wants (my mother passed a couple of years ago) is totally irrelevant now.
Given the height, weight, age, and salary requirements, maybe he's looking for a supermodel with no male friends who happens to be a gamer.
Maybe an inflatable one. The posting is only so he whine "Poor me!" to his incel mates.
Has to be, that's the only way a woman 5'9" or taller could be 125lbs or less!
Load More Replies...And not likely to have one in the future either at this rate. Certainly not if he doesn't grow tf up!
Well, there are all of the girls he has fantasized about. His current fantasy is listed in the specs above. He gets lots of mileage out of this fantasy and wants it to come true.
See...that's what's wrong with this population in the USA.Not the OP above here. This generation, this population DEMANDS that couples should not reproduce a damn thing. Inside marriage or outside of marriage. The most reproductive (OP r productive) get laughed at
Load More Replies...He's probably worried that a male friend would feel protective of her and get tired of this guys BS. Incel should really be worried about her girlfriends. We can be sneaky as Hell.
Load More Replies...He obviously doesn't have a job. Available 6 days per week. That is Bull S**t
He is the complete match! hi is over 5'9", has no friends, has had less than 5 living partners, has no opinions on anything, wishes he made 100K per year, and is 44 years old.
After they say they're not interested they get called fat bitches . . .
Yep I can for shore see this guy doing this cause his an a*****e. An of course he never had sex or has had way more than 5 partners. Cause of course a man that sleeps with lots of women is a normal man. But women who sleeps with men is a whore. Yeah think got that wrong.
Sounds about right. That is the first step in grooming them to accept his abuse.
Dating sites or apps can also become a venue for bothersome or harassing behavior – especially for women under the age of 35.
For instace, 60% of female users ages 18 to 34 say someone on a dating site or app continued to contact them after they said they were not interested, while a similar share (57%) report being sent a sexually explicit message or image they didn’t ask for.
That reminds me of a Reddit post where this man is uncomfortable because of how much his wife is giving attention to their pet Rabbit 🐇 and "he knows, they're not fking each other" but still he's sure that rabbit is stealing his wife away from him.
Load More Replies...Aminals probably don't like him. Most pets are a good judge of character.
Well, she couldn't have a cat because cats won't take his c**p, couldn't have a dog because it would protect her when he's abusing her, and couldn't have a goldfish because it would have more personality than him.
Wo gonna change his diapers if she is out with a dog or friends.
What can I say a true a*****e. None else can love you only I can. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚨🚩
Animals could smell his bullsh*t through the air and the fibre-optic cables..
If he's allergic, then it's understandable. If not ,"what's wrong with you, pets are the best!"
He wishes he was as cute as a dog, unique looking but I'm 100% sure it's better than him.
That's Tuna! Tuna is a distinguished gentleman and way way better than the Neanderthal that wrote this profile
Probably not, if you where 5’9 and 120lbs you would need to be hospitalised bc you don’t weigh enough.
Load More Replies...All of this has sparked a broader debate about the impact of online dating on romantic relationships in America. On one side, some highlight the ease and efficiency of using these platforms to search for possible partners, as well as the ability to expand their dating options beyond their traditional social circles.
Muscles way heavier than fat. A 6ft woman who exercises regularly will weigh more but look better (based on cultural standards) than a 6ft woman, who is very skinny, but never exercises.
Load More Replies...I'm 5'10" about about 140. I literally get picked on to this day for being super skinny, and I'm on the cusp of healthy and at risk for being too low weight. I can't imagine being 120 lbs. I'd rather be dead
All people look different carrying different weight. I don't think people should judge about weight. Or looks. I mean I think kinda critical.
I'm about 5'7", and slightly underweight at 115. Women with a little more muscle/fat are going to weigh more, *especially* if they're active. Muscle weighs more than fat.
I'm also about 5'7" and about 110. But I haven't thought about being even slightly underweight
Load More Replies...I remember this. People were drooling all over her and then she said her weight and people were calling her fat. Crazy.
You lie about your weight and he will never know because guys carry their weight differently.
Tasha de Vasconcelos, the famous 90es supermodel, is 5'11'' tall and weights 128lbs! So this guy basically wants a supermodel but available anytime (dude... how to explain that...) with no social life, an empty head, no personality AND she should be interested in him... LOL
This guy is thinking about strippers, but mostly because he inly knows women i porn hentai cartoons.
Actually he is a gamer, therefore living in his parents basement.
Load More Replies...I get the impression with the income requirement that he wants to live off her wages.
I don't care if he's a billionaire, this dude reads like a checklist of red flags
Ok? It's the average, it's not specific to you.
Load More Replies...I am 5' 6" tall, my perfect weight before kids was 120lb. not any more.
But others offer a less flattering narrative about online dating – ranging from concerns about scams or harassment to the belief that these platforms facilitate superficial relationships rather than meaningful ones.
I guess you just never know who you are going to match with!
Yes - then he can complain to his incel mates about hw no women are good enough for him.
Oh no, he'll just complain that any woman he talks to decided he's not good enough for them. Isn't that incel logic? It's always the woman's fault, not theirs.
Load More Replies...OMG, I've only just realised that only has she got to be making £100k by age 21, she also has to be making £100k but be available six days a week. This guy doesn't even understand how going to work works!
The term is "Sour. Grapes." On some level, he *knows* he has jack to offer, so he makes a list of unreasonable standards to protect his fragile ego that the *women* are never "good enough" for him since no woman is already beating down his door to get with him.
Yes there is no women out there unless she is million or her parents are and you really think she gonna go for this ...that a nope
I don't think *him* having to eliminate potential dating material will ever be an issue.
I don't know.. thinking about it,.. a 22 year old used limo might meet his criteria. Over 5'9, Minimal semen stains, fewer than 5 previous owners, no pets, no kids, earns 100k a year, no friends or family, low emissions, available 6 days a week. Rear exhaust for his gratification.
Can anyone explain what this whole tweet means? Thank you.
the tweet is making fun of the guy's unrealistic expectations- right-handed and southpaw (left-handed), and with a hobby for drawing "square circles" are expectations that are opposites and therefore impossible to reach. Hope this helps!
Load More Replies...Nothing wrong with living with your parents if they can help you out, especially with the current housing situation (Paul is still s**t tho)
Yeah, I have several friends still living with their parents.
Load More Replies...And if he shows his parents this posting, they will finally understand why he's never had a date.
The key for this is his final requirement: must be a gamer. Translation: he posted his dating profile from mommy’s basement.
🎶Here comes the bride all fat and wide, here comes the groom skinny as a broom🎶 (This is a mock here comes the bride song, I would never sing it in an inappropriate setting)
🎶 here comes the usher that old toilet flusher~ 🎶
Load More Replies...No doubt he's beating them off with a stick. Wait, no, strike the 'them' from that previous sentence...
Same. I think I was last that weight when I was 19 and depressed. It's not a sexy look.
Yeah… I’m about 120 right now. I’m 5 foot even and a size zero… I just can’t imagine a woman my weight being 9 inches taller and still strong enough to hold her own head up. He’s asking for an actual corpse. What a weird guy…
I'm also almost 50 and have been the same size my whole life.
Load More Replies...I’m 5’8” and weigh 120 but I’m definitely not anorexic; I’ve always thought I was overweight. Is it just different body types or..?
Honestly though, from the sounds of it, this guy's ok with a girl who is depressed because it'll ensure she stays under 125. He can ignore it because she'll already be used to faking being upbeat and fun around others to keep them from worrying about her.
Don't forget his collection of swords, fedoras, and dragon figurines.
Load More Replies...Paul's Table: Minimum Wage Job, 500 Credit Score, 4 Kids/% Baby Momma's, Live at home with his parents, small weenie, never left his city, and has a crush on his cousin broken-pic...ac86ac.jpg
Okay I'm just gonna say it a small d**k, and is abusive, and is probably overweight that dose not work. And lives with his parents. Who has no friends or pets cause who want to be his friend
He just brings his fantasies. It makes me wonder if he"s a Proud Boys wannabe.
An extensive action figure collection, a really cool backlit gaming keyboard and a corner in his basement bedroom next to the dryer.
It took me 44 previous tweets to get annoyed enough of not understanding these numbers to actually google it. So if you're a similar potat, here you go -> 175.26 cm and 56,69 kg ;)
Jesus! Even models have more weight for that height! So, for reference, I'm 173 cm in height, and once was a bad period in my life, when I went under 70 kg as a side effect. My house-doc begged me to try gaining weight, like 10-15 kg, otherwise I would ruin my health in long term. He was right.
Load More Replies...Once again being under the weight requirement for your height does not mean you look skeletal, are weak or have no muscles. I wish people would get that thru their heads. There are all kinds of body types.
Everyone’s body is different and while this may be pretty unhealthy for some people, for others it could be just fine. It is on the unhealthy side for a lot of people but not everyone, just pay attention to how you feel and listen to your doctor, not everyone’s the same
Load More Replies...Probably not. I know men and women have different body shapes, but my son's 5'9" and 112lbs, reasonably muscular, no health issues. Depends on build and genes.
Yes, you are correct. Am 5’8, when I was under 130 I was quite thin, (was a runner), between 115-120 I could count my ribs, fainted frequently, always cold even in hot weather, so depleted, would spiral out of control- eating disorders are about control but actually are being out of control. When I was 95 pounds I was a very sickly skin and bone. Always hid my body, distorted self image, still believed I was overweight. It depends on body type, bone density, muscle mass. Was anorexic for about 30+ years. Suffer poor health now, including heart damage for being so unwell for so long. A horrible disease. The vast majority of women are not made to Barbie Doll specifications….
I’m 5’11 and my lowest weight was 139. I was hella skinny but healthy. I can’t imagine being skinnier than that.
My sister 5'3" 132lbs. If she considered average at most, then what would someone be if they were WAY lighter 5 inches taller than her? That would literally be slenderwoman. Oh and shes 15. A 22 year old could never be healthy with that. That man should marry a corpse. At least she would match his requirements.
Unless you’re a doctor who knows the health history of every 22 year old female you have no right to make that claim
Load More Replies...A waifu. He wants a brought-to-life anime waifu. He wants an anime waifu with impossible proportions who's incompetent to the point of being a womanchild the top brass barely tolerates yet the heroine talented enough to be richly paid to once a week fight a giant monster and otherwise spend her free time fawning over some charmless loser that's clearly an Audience Surrogate to the extent it would make Tenchi Masaki roll his eyes.
If you're 5'9" and muscular you do *not* weigh 120lbs, and if you're 5'9" and weigh 120lbs you are *not* muscular. The generally accepted "healthy" weight range for a 5'9" woman is between 125 and 200 lbs, so even with a bit of a margin of error 120lbs is unmistakably on the low side of the equation. Admittedly BMI is a very crude metric, but most of its problems (both practical and psychological) are at the heavier end of the range; it's *way* more likely to label a healthy person as overweight than underweight.
Load More Replies...None of those women would someone treat them like s**t either. They know better
Victoria's Secret models work far too many days for him, plus probably too old and probably too 'fat'
Mate, let's assume you'd meet ALL these requirements (yes, I know it's not possible, but let's assume). Would you want such a douchebag???
Yeah like victory secret model is even gonna go for that s**t plus other stuff. She would be way to good for him. She be like can't have this
I’m 5’11 and the thinnest I’ve ever been was 139, in high school, eating whatever the hell I wanted and skinny af. Those days are long over but I can’t imagine being less than 125, that’s insane.
Finally! Another Hobbit!! Everybody I know is so tall (off topic, I know)
I am a tallish women(5'7") and most of my friends are hobbits for some reason. I feel kind of huge around some of my friends. Like I have a friend who is 4'8", a tiny Vietnamese woman. It's like hugging a child. I can't imagine what it was like when she was pregnant with her kids. Where did she put them?! She has to alter everything she buys.
Load More Replies...Some women don't want to admit how tall they are because they think it makes them less "feminine". My girlfriend in college called herself 5'8' but would admit to 5'10" in private. But pictures of us together show the top of her head even with my ear, and I was 6'4". (And no, she wasn't wearing heels.) She was probably just under 6'0", but didn't want to be thought as "mannish". In fact one thing that she said attracted her to me was that she'd look shorter beside me. Well, she got over that (and me). She married a guy she towers over.
Short guys always want tall women. And then what happens? My mother 5'9. Me 5'2 and mad as hell about it
Load More Replies...I an 5' 7 " ( 179 cm ) and considered short in my family. I was called Peanut as a child. One sister is 6 ft and my aunts were over 6 ft (182 ). My 6 ft sister also called me thunder thighs when i took up running at 16 and finally made it over 100 lbs - I was 116 lbs (52.5 kg).
Not really, I’m 5’11, we exist! And I’ve noticed girls are generally getting taller as the years go by.
It’s actually ≤125, it would be slightly better if it was >125, but still 🚩🚩🚩
And the boss is going to be a real pain in the a$$. ;)
Load More Replies...I get $64K per year and I am on a damned good wage and NOT in America. I don't even have 6 days a week to myself.
And how are you free at least 6 days a week whilst earning this +100K Salary????
There are plenty of body types. Some people can eat like pigs yet have trouble gaining weight and have fast metabolisms. Being under the weight requirement for your body height does not automatically make you malnourished or weak.
Didn't say Work. said 6 days free and a gamer. So daddy's little rich girl.
But that list is wayy more reasonable, as travelling and starting a family together are important goals. Also being funny and smart.
But I still think height requirements are complete BS
Load More Replies...too many singles have outrageous ideas of 'requirement'. Most of that list is 'likes' not dealbreakers.
He needs one of those scammers from the Philippines, I am sure they can come up with lots of Photo's to fit that profile.
Funny thing is, I'll bet if this tall, malnourished, high earning, friendless, petless gamer he thinks is out there for him turned up on his doorstep, his k**b would probably fall off in shock...
Next? You think he had one before, or will get one ever?
Load More Replies...I’m over 5’11” and I don’t know many guys that will admit they are under 6’. I get told it’s my shoes that are making me taller. Even when wearing flip flops. It’s ridiculous.
Well it's illegal to put "under 18". He needs them young so he can groom them
Hey, wait, is this guy using Brian Laundrie's kill list for Gabby Petito? Don't be surprised if he turns into an episode of ID TV Evil Lives Here. There were signs.....Anyone looking for someone that rich, unhealthy slim, with no friends or attachments has murder suspect written all over their face. Beware of the signs and RUN!! The life you save may be your own.
Ah but she can't have more than five precious partners so that wouldn't work out either 😜
Load More Replies..."Must be available at least 6 days a week". AVAILABLE???? You're not shopping for a sex doll you *********** (i censored myself, thank me later BP)
Pretty sure it automatically censors, but it’s still good that you did.
Load More Replies...Translation: I want a young girl i can groom, abuse and take advantage of. This guy is delusional and creepy as hell.
"A young, tall, RICH girl I can groom, abuse and take advantage of." FTFY He sounds like a manchild "too important/talented to work" so besides Mommy and Daddy, he'll need another source of income to leech off of as she has to pay him almost as much money as attention given she'd *still* need to be "available" 6 days of the week.
Load More Replies...Got to say, his ad is much like many job ads nowadays: we want a young and fresh starter in their early career stage but with ten years of experience, you'll receive entry-level wages but must work with an advanced level of knowledge and skills...
Even as a UK size 8 i weighed 10stone, so 140 pounds, I'm not that tall either at 5'6 - the obsession with what I weighed led to an eating disorder where I literally looked like I came from a concentration camp, my hair was falling out,my skin super dry, but still my lowest weight was around 8 stone - different bodies look different even at the same weight, which is why I try to stay away from the scales
Tell everyone you're an incel without telling everyone you're an incel...
Paul, unless you look like Brad Pitt in his 20s and make the money he makes now... Put down that profile!
This is like My Rules by Shel Silverstein: If you want to marry me, here's what you'll have to do: You must learn how to make a perfect chicken-dumpling stew. And you must sew my holey socks, And soothe my troubled mind, And develop the knack for scratching my back, And keep my shoes spotlessly shined. And while I rest you must rake up the leaves, And when it is hailing and snowing You must shovel the walk... and be still when I talk, And -- hey -- where are you going?
Why are men who follow MGTOW sites always looking for women? Just shut up and go your own way already.
You know how kids threaten to run away, but the most they do is just stand in the doorway holding the k**b, clearly wanting attention? Same thing.
Load More Replies..."Must be available at least 6 days a week". AVAILABLE???? You're not shopping for a sex doll you *********** (i censored myself, thank me later BP)
Pretty sure it automatically censors, but it’s still good that you did.
Load More Replies...Translation: I want a young girl i can groom, abuse and take advantage of. This guy is delusional and creepy as hell.
"A young, tall, RICH girl I can groom, abuse and take advantage of." FTFY He sounds like a manchild "too important/talented to work" so besides Mommy and Daddy, he'll need another source of income to leech off of as she has to pay him almost as much money as attention given she'd *still* need to be "available" 6 days of the week.
Load More Replies...Got to say, his ad is much like many job ads nowadays: we want a young and fresh starter in their early career stage but with ten years of experience, you'll receive entry-level wages but must work with an advanced level of knowledge and skills...
Even as a UK size 8 i weighed 10stone, so 140 pounds, I'm not that tall either at 5'6 - the obsession with what I weighed led to an eating disorder where I literally looked like I came from a concentration camp, my hair was falling out,my skin super dry, but still my lowest weight was around 8 stone - different bodies look different even at the same weight, which is why I try to stay away from the scales
Tell everyone you're an incel without telling everyone you're an incel...
Paul, unless you look like Brad Pitt in his 20s and make the money he makes now... Put down that profile!
This is like My Rules by Shel Silverstein: If you want to marry me, here's what you'll have to do: You must learn how to make a perfect chicken-dumpling stew. And you must sew my holey socks, And soothe my troubled mind, And develop the knack for scratching my back, And keep my shoes spotlessly shined. And while I rest you must rake up the leaves, And when it is hailing and snowing You must shovel the walk... and be still when I talk, And -- hey -- where are you going?
Why are men who follow MGTOW sites always looking for women? Just shut up and go your own way already.
You know how kids threaten to run away, but the most they do is just stand in the doorway holding the k**b, clearly wanting attention? Same thing.
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