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Tinder and Bumble aren't anything new. Decades ago, we had videocassette dating services. And as early as the 1700s, lonely bachelors searched for wives through printed ads. However, by the looks of it, today's singles would've had a hard time getting a match even in the old days.

Internet personality Aubry Andrews recently tweeted a screenshot of a guy's online dating profile. The self-described open-minded fellow had 14 demands for women, many of which were contradicting each other. For example, his perfect candidate must make at least $100K but at the same be available 6 days a week.

Satire or not, even elite mountaineers couldn't reach such high standards. So as you might imagine, people immediately started reacting to the picture, creating one heck of a funny thread. Continue scrolling to check out the replies and upvote your favorite ones!

#1

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Ginger_ninja163 Report

tw 72
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It WOULD be interesting to see who the guy really is.

Seabeast
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A woman who is 5'-9" and weighs less than 125 pounds is seriously underweight.

Legen ( wait for it ) dary
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He is ONLY open minded and fun. = you have to show your boobies to my losers friends and laugh about my not funny attempt of jokes. And he don't work.

Rost it
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is like that neckbeard thread.

MonicaChicagoGal
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Creep, idiot, fucktard, lemme find some other words for this dude

Janet Graham
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After he finishes this game, he will order more roofies.

kristin Reynolds
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A bit over the top. Not every woman who reads Paul's bio will agree with his standards. Paul dropped himself in la la land.

Zelda Jones
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me somewhat of my first husband. He was not much to look at, but some of the reasons he left me were things like: I was too short, my boobs weren't big enough, I was supposedly not intellectual enough, he was supposedly superior in intelligence to me, and I didn't share his love of tennis.

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    #2

    Twitter

    jake_fluekiger Report

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh can you see by his tinder profile what so proudly we hail as the red flag king. whose big demands and red flags which prevails through all and is probably still in his moms basement

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    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No kidding! I would be careful of any woman who actually goes out with him. She will either be brain dead or scary.

    John Dilligaf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more red flags than May Day in Moscow

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh say, are you blind / to the fact that no one wants you / as a friend, much less a boyfriend?

    Ryner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь. Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Дружбы, народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы, к победе ведет!

    Brian Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you dont like it, it means youre not qualified. Everyone has the right to say no and have their own standards for who they want.

    Jellybean the Jellyfish(they/them)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro up there said he didn't want a partner without saying he didn't want a partner.(The guy who started this whole thing with his standards ofc)

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    According to a survey by the Pew Research Center, three-in-ten U.S. adults say they have used an online dating site or app at some point in their lives

    For some Americans, these platforms have been instrumental in forging meaningful connections: 12% say they have married or been in a committed relationship with someone they first met through a dating site or app. All in all, about a quarter of Americans (23%) say they have ever gone on a date with someone they first met through a dating site or app.

    #3

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    Minister_Cocoa Report

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No guy friends and limited girl friends" = he does not want a partner, he wants a hostage.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be good! Girl next door type who wants to be your helpmate?

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Miracles happen every day, the impossible takes a bit longer.

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    #4

    Twitter

    thelibbiegrant Report

    niinque (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna go out a limb here and say it: I'm 5'9" (had to look it up, it's 176cm) and 115lbs (around 52kg). I am not severely malnourished, I eat decently, have a very fast metabolism and I regularly exercise. Of course I'm nowhere near curvy and my ideal weight is a bit higher, but having always struggled with gaining weight and the perception other people have of me, I find it hard to read to be defined as skeletal and unable to move... bodies are all differently built, the demands of the guy are absurd for sure but people do come in all shapes and sizes!

    Kosh1k
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came here to say this. The dude is delusional and a walking red flag, but different people have different body shapes. I'm 5'6", about ~110lbs, and while I'm not very curvy I am perfectly healthy and hardly some walking skeleton.

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    PandaGoPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people commenting here have apparently NO idea that different body shapes exist. It's possible to be naturally slim. My son is 5'9", 110lbs, yes he's slender but healthy and strong.

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are crazy. Only time I got to 120 pounds is when I barely ate. And I'm 4"11 I don't know why but I would always stay at least 135 could not get lower than that even when I worked out. Guess it muscles to beat men like this up with

    Sarah Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not always true, some people have trouble gaining weight. I'm 5"7 and only weigh 109 when the weight requirement for my height is 121-158, i don't look skeletal nor am i weak or malnourished. My metabolism is just fast.

    Hail Skadi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell. I'm only 5'7" and 120lbs would be emaciated for me. That's an insane ask. But it's an insane ask to put a weight demand in a dating ad to begin with, so...

    Lem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re so pretty!!

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 5'7. Went down to 127 during massive dental problems. Surgeon said I had to be AT LEAST 140 before surgery. Even then I was too thin. Different people, different builds, different weights

    Nightshade1972
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe 40 years ago, I read an article about eating disorders/substance abuse that can be problematic in professional dancing. They talked about a ballerina who was 5'9," 125 lbs, and the Bolshoi wouldn't take her because she was "too fat." :-(

    asexualotl (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, the demand for height and weight is ultra unreasonable. but some people do have trouble gaining weight (and have a hard time with that) and if they are very tall yet light don't call them skeletal, it's not nice for those ppl to hear. it can be a health issue and in this case the guy is demanding that their weight isn't healthy enough for them!

    Suzi Q
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone has different body types. Depends a lot on your frame. I got teased in high school. I was 5'8" and barely 100 lbs. Rumors spread that I was anorexic. They called me Olive Oyl. It sucked. I was a "failure to thrive" kid and always tried to gain weight. I'm now 5'8" and 140. I feel best in 135-140 range. This guy is looking for a stick woman.

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    #5

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    JennieTetreault Report

    S Mi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *and* makes 100k

    JMil
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *and* plays video games 6 days a week

    Philenzortia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I weight less than that but because, I'M VERY SHORT, I'm as tall as speed bump!!!! A person with that height and that weight can't be healthy!!!

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then, after a relatively short while, he will dump her for being too tall, having no spark and no one likes her!

    Nimoy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen so many of these posts and while of course I understand that being 5'9" and 125 lbs. can be very unhealthy for one person, for others it is not. I am 5'9" and 120 lbs, I am very muscular, healthy, and in no way skeletal. I just want to say that it's not necessarily the same for all people.

    Rayisgay
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    3 years ago

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    Also, online dating is especially popular among certain groups – particularly younger adults and those who identify as lesbian, gay, or bisexual (LGB).

    Roughly half or more of 18- to 29-year-olds (48%) and LGB adults (55%) say they have used a dating site or app, while about 20% in each group say they have married or been in a committed relationship with someone they first met through these platforms.

    However, Americans who have used online dating offer a mixed look at their time on these platforms.

    #6

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    xbabykittyrose Report

    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend in early 30s. She is not married. A colleague of hers(same age)told her that he would prefer to marry someone around 23-24 and never someone my friend's age(or his own)because it would be difficult to mould someone her age as they have their opinions and views regarding everything and it won't be easy to mould someone that age.

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only that, but they also have to making £100K a year. By 21. But unworldly enough to tolerate his absolute a.r.s.e.holery.

    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By "mold," they mean bully, intimidate and control. See those hills? Head for them.

    Hank Murray
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unsurprisingly, barely legal women won’t put up with your b******t either

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a perv and so stupid good luck finding someone like that. An by the way your a horrible man to try and do that to young women

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wants someone he can train and groom. With few previous partners, a young woman might not see what a perv he really is.

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect "under 22" really means twelve, thirteen max.

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    #7

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    ababytino Report

    begging for ham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    make 100K/year but must be available 6 days a week lol

    Barbara Forshee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was 22 and made over $100,000 a year you can bet I wouldn't be interested in sharing that with a virgin who games, has no friends and is controlling as this dude.

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah it like yeah righhhht like a girl that age that makes that much is gonna fall for your s**t

    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she must have 25 years of girlfriend experience or equivalent.

    Daycare Attendant Sun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Barbie Life In the Dream House. It has no right being as funny as it is.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know! At 22, she is maybe just out of college. So, just how is she making that kind of money? Pole Dancing?

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the C. Vs asking for a 20 years old professional with 10 years experience.

    Rachel Cox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do men gen all this (delusional)audacity?!🤣 I work for a biomedical engineering company, full time, been there 2 yr, it would take me several additional years to make 100k🤣 plus, he's showing he only wants to reap the benefits of someone else's success, not to grow with them and work with them and succeed together

    Reenzy Bennington
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a profession for young women that pays THAT well... Recently happening legally and online thanks to OF...

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    #8

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    SaraBrower7 Report

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my experience men who genuinely enjoy sex (as opposed to doing it to tick boxes, feel they have worth, tell other men about, reach the end goal quickly etc) do not give a rat's a.r.s.e. how many partners the woman has had previously. It is literally meaningless to them and never comes up.

    Cee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably should’ve gone with virgin.. or blowup doll. But let’s face it, he gives zero “intercourses” about her experience

    Disgruntled Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It hurt me that he said less instead of fewer, pedantic but still

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Likely! He also doesn't want her to know what a perv he is.

    Mike87
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's got his performance in hand.

    Blarrg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's worried about his poor performance or other _shortcomings_...

    Jo Kidd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a dashed good point

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    #9

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    FossilLocator Report

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's someone it's not just acceptable to catfish but actually obligatory. For his own good.

    WJ Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sounds like he wants to be on the show catfish...

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha! I would like to be a fly on the wall to watch any of his 'first dates'

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    #10

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    not_the_Supeme Report

    Sareaesque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    grooming 101, cut off possible support groups

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone learnt everything they know about male-female relationships online :-( This is what happens when adults do not foster and encourage girl-boy friendships (without romanticising/sexualising them and without encouraging boy-girl rivalry) from an early age. So many adults teach boys from the moment they can walk that the only point of girls is to be their girlfriend, otherwise they won't want to hang out with them or even be seen with them

    Suzi Q
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my thoughts too. He's already starting to isolate her.

    Emma Starr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely. None of that is healthy, but that's the scariest!

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% true could not be said better both comments but I feel grooming is abuse too.

    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one that age makes over 100k a year. Get real dude.

    Potato Puffin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been in a relationship where this was done to me over 10 years. Didn't really see my family, lost all my friends. All my male friends I had wanted to sleep with me and my female friends were gay and wanted the same. Because nobody would ever just like me right. Glad I got rid of him before I was truly trapped!!

    Jaybird3939
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he doesn't say no contact with parents. Or must have no parents.

    H Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never managed to rebuild some of the relationships with the people that my ex cut me off from.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It screams insecurity to me. He also wants to mold her and own her.

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    #11

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    erod550 Report

    Michaela D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to politely disagree. The many right-wingers I know use the word “moderate” as if it were a swear word. I know this because I married a moderate, and they gave him a lot of grief over it. I would think this OP just doesn’t have enough brain cells to form a political opinion and doesn’t like to be proven wrong.

    Blarrg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely. Right-wingers call someone who leans right but is moderate as a "RINO", a grave insult.

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    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moderate in this situation means that she will drop her beliefs for his because she really doesn't have enough of an opinion to pick a side.

    Nightshade1972
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm also wondering if "Must be moderate in politics" means "Must be willing to listen to me bloviate at length, praising the politicians of my choice and denigrating the ones I think are idiots, and whatever I say she's supposed to eagerly lap it up. How dare she have her own political opinions! Politics are for (white) men!"

    Rachel Cox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to upvote, had to sign in, sign in denied on app so I opened the browser page, signed in with my Gmail, denied email notifications, found this again all just so I can say SAY IT AGAIN FOR THOSE IN THE BACK 😂

    M.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ikr open-minded my a**e.

    Randy Volz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely deserving of more upvotes!!

    Carole Reid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a "winger" alright. And he forgot to mention skin tone.

    Abigail Hill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I'm moderate and definitely not a right or left winner. This guy though... well, we can all see what he is from the rest of his profile.

    Don't tread on me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moderate is being misappropriated. It has been hijacked with negative connotations by the left and right.

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    #12

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    LolaDreaD Report

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except, finding a date will keep him off the streets for a while.

    kcanded
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's probably doing this to prove to 'Mommy' that he's trying hard to find a nice girl.

    Hoodoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stupid things shalt not reproduce." - Mother Nature

    #13

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    jmwaib Report

    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In his mind, he's a prince. And has a huge penis.

    Chris Liu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    prolly a 1 incher or maybe I'm being too generous

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    Wooly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mtn Dew and Cheetos …

    ADDee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s a unique specimen of a creature. She may be able to sell him for a scientific study later in life.

    Danniee Gyrl
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paul's table is broken and held up by scotch tape, spit and cheap glue

    Stephanie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paul is bringing a boatload of red flags, to say nothing of his control issues!

    RedRose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, Paul brings his computer and parents dimly lit basement (which come to think of it is the last place anyone remembers grandma saying she was going to see, “if Pauley and his little board game friends would like some homemade chocolate chip cookies-fresh out of the oven”)

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That what I wanted to know lol. Wtf do you have. Oh I can just imagine all the stuff he would say either lies or not even worth it s**t.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you need to ask, then you are not the girl for him!

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    However, users also experienced some downsides to online dating. Roughly seven-in-ten online daters believe it is very common for those who use these platforms to lie to try to appear more desirable. And by a wide margin, Americans who have used a dating site or app in the past year say the experience left them feeling more frustrated (45%) than hopeful (28%).

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    Kurisitaru Report

    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with you about marriage.

    Greg Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marriage is a scam because we've made it a scam, I personally see no problem with that level of legitimized romantic commitment, but whenever it's socially forced on you, "You've been dating for 3 years when will you get married haha" it becomes a problem. Particularly with how the USA handles marriage, domestic abuse can become harder to escape from, it was only recently actually seen as rape for a husband to rape his wife, and with the economic system it can become fiscally impossible to remain married due to the transferral of enormous crippling debt.

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    NsG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went back several times to check, but he never actually specifies which currency the 100k must be in. She could be earning 100k Iranian Rial - officially the worst currency in the world - which equates to just under 50 cents. He's got to learn to be specific! 🤣

    Suzanne Tilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had an Iranian Rial for every time some guy makes impossible standards for women, I'd be a billionaire in Euros by now

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    Janet Graham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marriage is not always a scam. Sometimes it works out wonderfully well. It is all in who you marry.

    Kate Priestley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus anyone earning 100k isn't going to be 'available six days a week'.

    Nightshade1972
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, the only reason my wife and I bothered getting married is that I have health issues. Married, she's my legal next of kin. Not married, my parents are. I couldn't take the chance that, if something happened to me and I couldn't speak for myself, my parents would try to insist they "knew what was best for me." We've always had a very dysfunctional relationship. My wife and I got married so that she's my legal next of kin, and what my father wants (my mother passed a couple of years ago) is totally irrelevant now.

    bubble cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How old even is the guy like ??????? Creep ರ╭╮ರ

    Mama Penguin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given the height, weight, age, and salary requirements, maybe he's looking for a supermodel with no male friends who happens to be a gamer.

    Don't tread on me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This list must have been made when they were 15 yrs old.

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    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe an inflatable one. The posting is only so he whine "Poor me!" to his incel mates.

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has to be, that's the only way a woman 5'9" or taller could be 125lbs or less!

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    ADDee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen to that 👏👏👏

    lakitha tolbert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not likely to have one in the future either at this rate. Certainly not if he doesn't grow tf up!

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there are all of the girls he has fantasized about. His current fantasy is listed in the specs above. He gets lots of mileage out of this fantasy and wants it to come true.

    Barbara Forshee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't have to worry about his genes reproducing.

    Dan Krause
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See...that's what's wrong with this population in the USA.Not the OP above here. This generation, this population DEMANDS that couples should not reproduce a damn thing. Inside marriage or outside of marriage. The most reproductive (OP r productive) get laughed at

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    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing says "fun" like no male friends and limited female friends

    Jaybird3939
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's probably worried that a male friend would feel protective of her and get tired of this guys BS. Incel should really be worried about her girlfriends. We can be sneaky as Hell.

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    RafikiX11
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All those demands are crazy enough, but when the person making them says they are "open-minded" you have yourself a sociopath

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He obviously doesn't have a job. Available 6 days per week. That is Bull S**t

    Limey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing says open minded like a list of very narrow and unrealistic requirements.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is the complete match! hi is over 5'9", has no friends, has had less than 5 living partners, has no opinions on anything, wishes he made 100K per year, and is 44 years old.

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    #17

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After they say they're not interested they get called fat bitches . . .

    Sarah Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see that happening actually

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep I can for shore see this guy doing this cause his an a*****e. An of course he never had sex or has had way more than 5 partners. Cause of course a man that sleeps with lots of women is a normal man. But women who sleeps with men is a whore. Yeah think got that wrong.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds about right. That is the first step in grooming them to accept his abuse.

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    #19

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    Java Addict
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pets would take attention away from him.

    I' Gomez & Morticia's kid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of a Reddit post where this man is uncomfortable because of how much his wife is giving attention to their pet Rabbit 🐇 and "he knows, they're not fking each other" but still he's sure that rabbit is stealing his wife away from him.

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    WJ Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aminals probably don't like him. Most pets are a good judge of character.

    Mirribelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, she couldn't have a cat because cats won't take his c**p, couldn't have a dog because it would protect her when he's abusing her, and couldn't have a goldfish because it would have more personality than him.

    M.T. Noah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pets would out his asshattery to their owners before he got to do the asshattery.

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wo gonna change his diapers if she is out with a dog or friends.

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What can I say a true a*****e. None else can love you only I can. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚨🚩

    M.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs are the best. This person is a fudging monster.

    Sleeping Solipsist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animals could smell his bullsh*t through the air and the fibre-optic cables..

    lakitha tolbert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slap him again...for the Culture!!!

    Sylvi Ann Børsheim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's allergic, then it's understandable. If not ,"what's wrong with you, pets are the best!"

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wishes he was as cute as a dog, unique looking but I'm 100% sure it's better than him.

    ADDee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t insult him, this dog is cute.

    Bubs623
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Tuna! Tuna is a distinguished gentleman and way way better than the Neanderthal that wrote this profile

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy, now ... that's an insult to this pupper!

    Agent 8433599
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wishes he was half that cute

    Hecate109
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't insult the innocent pupper!!

    Zack Podany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really doubt Paul is that cute.

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    #21

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    ADDee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think his mommy meets those criteria 🤔

    Walbert Einstein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably not, if you where 5’9 and 120lbs you would need to be hospitalised bc you don’t weigh enough.

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    potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and daddy issues don’t forget!

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    Curtis Dahl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, I'm 6'1 200ish lbs and some would say I'm skinny

    Brivid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Muscles way heavier than fat. A 6ft woman who exercises regularly will weigh more but look better (based on cultural standards) than a 6ft woman, who is very skinny, but never exercises.

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    Madison García
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 5'10" about about 140. I literally get picked on to this day for being super skinny, and I'm on the cusp of healthy and at risk for being too low weight. I can't imagine being 120 lbs. I'd rather be dead

    Hello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 5'4 125ish lbs, and am very healthy, but even then, I am heavier than this dude's unreasonable expectations for a women.

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All people look different carrying different weight. I don't think people should judge about weight. Or looks. I mean I think kinda critical.

    Abigail Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm about 5'7", and slightly underweight at 115. Women with a little more muscle/fat are going to weigh more, *especially* if they're active. Muscle weighs more than fat.

    Ninjamelia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm also about 5'7" and about 110. But I haven't thought about being even slightly underweight

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    Java Addict
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this. People were drooling all over her and then she said her weight and people were calling her fat. Crazy.

    lakitha tolbert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is really?! Omg, I thought she was a fellow shortie!

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You lie about your weight and he will never know because guys carry their weight differently.

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think he's looking for a life-size Barbie doll.

    Esgain Erin
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tasha de Vasconcelos, the famous 90es supermodel, is 5'11'' tall and weights 128lbs! So this guy basically wants a supermodel but available anytime (dude... how to explain that...) with no social life, an empty head, no personality AND she should be interested in him... LOL

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    #23

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is thinking about strippers, but mostly because he inly knows women i porn hentai cartoons.

    P R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An abuse of the the term Sir

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barbie. That would be Saturday that she will be working.

    Esgain Erin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He basically wants a top model.

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    #24

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    ADDee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s living in a*****e incel land.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually he is a gamer, therefore living in his parents basement.

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    Rebecca O’Donnell
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the impression with the income requirement that he wants to live off her wages.

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care if he's a billionaire, this dude reads like a checklist of red flags

    Joybug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? Then I'm lighter and taller. Both by a noticeable amount.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 5' 6" tall, my perfect weight before kids was 120lb. not any more.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the income requirement and availability time is code for she has a fans only account and will support him with ill begotten gains.

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    #25

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    Bedlamite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RealDoll already packed her s**t and left

    Darla Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A blow up doll sounds more like his speed

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, but they are so expensive and they pop

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    #26

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    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But good taste in everything else. 😲

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    #27

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    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes - then he can complain to his incel mates about hw no women are good enough for him.

    Mary Bricklin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, he'll just complain that any woman he talks to decided he's not good enough for them. Isn't that incel logic? It's always the woman's fault, not theirs.

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I've only just realised that only has she got to be making £100k by age 21, she also has to be making £100k but be available six days a week. This guy doesn't even understand how going to work works!

    Kurtis Wethington
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The term is "Sour. Grapes." On some level, he *knows* he has jack to offer, so he makes a list of unreasonable standards to protect his fragile ego that the *women* are never "good enough" for him since no woman is already beating down his door to get with him.

    Suzi Q
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, this guy can't handle rejection so he makes the standard so impossible he won't risk rejection.

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes there is no women out there unless she is million or her parents are and you really think she gonna go for this ...that a nope

    Sleeping Solipsist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think *him* having to eliminate potential dating material will ever be an issue.

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he wants to borrow some money?

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    ADDee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe an inflatable one is more than enough for him.

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That what he wants a women who acts like a doll.

    Egg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could just buy a sex doll and rent it out

    Sleeping Solipsist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know.. thinking about it,.. a 22 year old used limo might meet his criteria. Over 5'9, Minimal semen stains, fewer than 5 previous owners, no pets, no kids, earns 100k a year, no friends or family, low emissions, available 6 days a week. Rear exhaust for his gratification.

    #29

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    PenitentEyeball
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A southpaw is someone who is left handed btw

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone explain what this whole tweet means? Thank you.

    Kitty cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the tweet is making fun of the guy's unrealistic expectations- right-handed and southpaw (left-handed), and with a hobby for drawing "square circles" are expectations that are opposites and therefore impossible to reach. Hope this helps!

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    Beachbum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a southpaw, what is wrong with that?

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    #30

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    niinque (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with living with your parents if they can help you out, especially with the current housing situation (Paul is still s**t tho)

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I have several friends still living with their parents.

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    DrGirlfriend
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I picture step brothers level of living with parents

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if he shows his parents this posting, they will finally understand why he's never had a date.

    Juanita Austin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The key for this is his final requirement: must be a gamer. Translation: he posted his dating profile from mommy’s basement.

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    #31

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    PenitentEyeball
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Here comes the bride all fat and wide, here comes the groom skinny as a broom🎶 (This is a mock here comes the bride song, I would never sing it in an inappropriate setting)

    Return of Saturn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 here comes the usher that old toilet flusher~ 🎶

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    Harley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can think of with this picture is South Park!! shenanigans shenanigans…. I better go get my broom!!

    RedRose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her red Mustache is a deal breaker

    #32

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    JMil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least during his video game breaks.

    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No doubt he's beating them off with a stick. Wait, no, strike the 'them' from that previous sentence...

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    Annemarie Mattheyse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I think I was last that weight when I was 19 and depressed. It's not a sexy look.

    Samantha jensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah… I’m about 120 right now. I’m 5 foot even and a size zero… I just can’t imagine a woman my weight being 9 inches taller and still strong enough to hold her own head up. He’s asking for an actual corpse. What a weird guy…

    Dana Carter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 5'8", 120lbs. I'm NOT anorexic.

    Dana Carter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm also almost 50 and have been the same size my whole life.

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    Potterhead 0-0
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 5’8” and weigh 120 but I’m definitely not anorexic; I’ve always thought I was overweight. Is it just different body types or..?

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 5'-8" and my healthiest fittest weight was between 150 and 160. I looked thin and was getting the odd podium placing in my two sports.

    Kellie Robinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly though, from the sounds of it, this guy's ok with a girl who is depressed because it'll ensure she stays under 125. He can ignore it because she'll already be used to faking being upbeat and fun around others to keep them from worrying about her.

    Ell Bee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. When I weighed 125 at 5'6", strangers would regularly stop me and tell me I needed to eat more because they thought I was anorexic. One of my college professors pulled me aside and tried to get me to seek help.

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    #34

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally a monitor, a keyboard, and a bowl of ramen noodles.

    JMil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget his collection of swords, fedoras, and dragon figurines.

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    Curtis Dahl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flaming Hot Cheetos and Mt. Dew

    Danniee Gyrl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paul's Table: Minimum Wage Job, 500 Credit Score, 4 Kids/% Baby Momma's, Live at home with his parents, small weenie, never left his city, and has a crush on his cousin broken-pic...ac86ac.jpg broken-picnic-table-62d0457ac86ac.jpg

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay I'm just gonna say it a small d**k, and is abusive, and is probably overweight that dose not work. And lives with his parents. Who has no friends or pets cause who want to be his friend

    Stephanie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He brings a large load of unfulfillable bottomless appetites

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just brings his fantasies. It makes me wonder if he"s a Proud Boys wannabe.

    Randy Volz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An extensive action figure collection, a really cool backlit gaming keyboard and a corner in his basement bedroom next to the dryer.

    RedRose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fear. Paul has the table set with a 5 course meal of fear

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    Jess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me 44 previous tweets to get annoyed enough of not understanding these numbers to actually google it. So if you're a similar potat, here you go -> 175.26 cm and 56,69 kg ;)

    Fall F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus! Even models have more weight for that height! So, for reference, I'm 173 cm in height, and once was a bad period in my life, when I went under 70 kg as a side effect. My house-doc begged me to try gaining weight, like 10-15 kg, otherwise I would ruin my health in long term. He was right.

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    WJ Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes it harder for a woman to fight back of she has muscle mass.

    Sarah Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again being under the weight requirement for your height does not mean you look skeletal, are weak or have no muscles. I wish people would get that thru their heads. There are all kinds of body types.

    Arlo (they/he)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone’s body is different and while this may be pretty unhealthy for some people, for others it could be just fine. It is on the unhealthy side for a lot of people but not everyone, just pay attention to how you feel and listen to your doctor, not everyone’s the same

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    PandaGoPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably not. I know men and women have different body shapes, but my son's 5'9" and 112lbs, reasonably muscular, no health issues. Depends on build and genes.

    Jessi Lovely
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Most” of her organs 😂 👍🏾

    Jane Cortez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, you are correct. Am 5’8, when I was under 130 I was quite thin, (was a runner), between 115-120 I could count my ribs, fainted frequently, always cold even in hot weather, so depleted, would spiral out of control- eating disorders are about control but actually are being out of control. When I was 95 pounds I was a very sickly skin and bone. Always hid my body, distorted self image, still believed I was overweight. It depends on body type, bone density, muscle mass. Was anorexic for about 30+ years. Suffer poor health now, including heart damage for being so unwell for so long. A horrible disease. The vast majority of women are not made to Barbie Doll specifications….

    Tracy McLain
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 5’11 and my lowest weight was 139. I was hella skinny but healthy. I can’t imagine being skinnier than that.

    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not dangerously close to underweight but dangerously underweight.

    Orange Mountain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister 5'3" 132lbs. If she considered average at most, then what would someone be if they were WAY lighter 5 inches taller than her? That would literally be slenderwoman. Oh and shes 15. A 22 year old could never be healthy with that. That man should marry a corpse. At least she would match his requirements.

    Cas NA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you’re a doctor who knows the health history of every 22 year old female you have no right to make that claim

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    Kurtis Wethington
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A waifu. He wants a brought-to-life anime waifu. He wants an anime waifu with impossible proportions who's incompetent to the point of being a womanchild the top brass barely tolerates yet the heroine talented enough to be richly paid to once a week fight a giant monster and otherwise spend her free time fawning over some charmless loser that's clearly an Audience Surrogate to the extent it would make Tenchi Masaki roll his eyes.

    Nerdpanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *russian accent *yes very normal /s

    Giraffe
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    3 years ago (edited)

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    I have seen so many of these posts and while of course I understand that being 5'9" and 125 lbs. can be very unhealthy for one person, for others it is not. I am 5'9" and 120 lbs, I am very muscular, healthy, and in no way skeletal. I just want to say that it's not necessarily the same for all people.

    Mat Hall
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're 5'9" and muscular you do *not* weigh 120lbs, and if you're 5'9" and weigh 120lbs you are *not* muscular. The generally accepted "healthy" weight range for a 5'9" woman is between 125 and 200 lbs, so even with a bit of a margin of error 120lbs is unmistakably on the low side of the equation. Admittedly BMI is a very crude metric, but most of its problems (both practical and psychological) are at the heavier end of the range; it's *way* more likely to label a healthy person as overweight than underweight.

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    allison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure NY or Paris models have friends and/or pets.

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of those women would someone treat them like s**t either. They know better

    Juanita Austin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of those emaciated “runway models” are actually males.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even a VS model - most are over the hill by his standards.

    Roxy Eastland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Victoria's Secret models work far too many days for him, plus probably too old and probably too 'fat'

    Esgain Erin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mate, let's assume you'd meet ALL these requirements (yes, I know it's not possible, but let's assume). Would you want such a douchebag???

    JMil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A VS model who will bond with him over playing video games. 🤦‍♂️

    Hello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And who is free to do that 6 days a week?

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    Lea S.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also Victoria's secret models don't match his height/weight requirements - almost no living person does.

    Blarrg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually meet about half his requirements. You think he might overlook that I'm in my 50's and male?

    Carole Reid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think they need to look this sort of thing up.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    especiallt since he brings nothing to the table.

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah like victory secret model is even gonna go for that s**t plus other stuff. She would be way to good for him. She be like can't have this

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    DuchessDegu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Models have pets and friends, so even they are out!

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or from mailorder brides from Eastern Europe

    Tracy McLain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 5’11 and the thinnest I’ve ever been was 139, in high school, eating whatever the hell I wanted and skinny af. Those days are long over but I can’t imagine being less than 125, that’s insane.

    Faeryn Savage
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I wonder how many wealthy models = gamers?

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    Agent 8433599
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally! Another Hobbit!! Everybody I know is so tall (off topic, I know)

    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a tallish women(5'7") and most of my friends are hobbits for some reason. I feel kind of huge around some of my friends. Like I have a friend who is 4'8", a tiny Vietnamese woman. It's like hugging a child. I can't imagine what it was like when she was pregnant with her kids. Where did she put them?! She has to alter everything she buys.

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    Monique Miller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 6’…. Never realized I was that special! Yay, me 🙄

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some women don't want to admit how tall they are because they think it makes them less "feminine". My girlfriend in college called herself 5'8' but would admit to 5'10" in private. But pictures of us together show the top of her head even with my ear, and I was 6'4". (And no, she wasn't wearing heels.) She was probably just under 6'0", but didn't want to be thought as "mannish". In fact one thing that she said attracted her to me was that she'd look shorter beside me. Well, she got over that (and me). She married a guy she towers over.

    Patricia Stilwell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Short guys always want tall women. And then what happens? My mother 5'9. Me 5'2 and mad as hell about it

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    Tilly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tim a hobbit too. We should start a hobbit club as I am 5'1 too.

    Sue User
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I an 5' 7 " ( 179 cm ) and considered short in my family. I was called Peanut as a child. One sister is 6 ft and my aunts were over 6 ft (182 ). My 6 ft sister also called me thunder thighs when i took up running at 16 and finally made it over 100 lbs - I was 116 lbs (52.5 kg).

    Tracy McLain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really, I’m 5’11, we exist! And I’ve noticed girls are generally getting taller as the years go by.

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey I’m a hobbit too! But I’m 5’1”. And a quarter! Lol

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    PenitentEyeball
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s actually ≤125, it would be slightly better if it was >125, but still 🚩🚩🚩

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    > doesn't mean greater AND less than

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    ADDee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paul likes a good challenge. For him it’s like a hard level in a game 😏

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    Zack Podany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wages aren't, but the incels are.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get $64K per year and I am on a damned good wage and NOT in America. I don't even have 6 days a week to myself.

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    Francine Govan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how are you free at least 6 days a week whilst earning this +100K Salary????

    Sarah Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are plenty of body types. Some people can eat like pigs yet have trouble gaining weight and have fast metabolisms. Being under the weight requirement for your body height does not automatically make you malnourished or weak.

    Kay Kelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 5'8" and 140 lbs. Previous to being spayed I was 127, and I def didn't look anorexic.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't say Work. said 6 days free and a gamer. So daddy's little rich girl.

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    LongCoolWomanInABlackDress
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that list is wayy more reasonable, as travelling and starting a family together are important goals. Also being funny and smart.

    stardust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I still think height requirements are complete BS

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    Janet Graham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    too many singles have outrageous ideas of 'requirement'. Most of that list is 'likes' not dealbreakers.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are more 6'-2" men than there are 5'-9" women, though. And men make more money than women, so there's a greater chance of meeting a man with that sort of salary than a woman who isn't even 23 years old yet.

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    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs one of those scammers from the Philippines, I am sure they can come up with lots of Photo's to fit that profile.

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    Lady Goldberry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny thing is, I'll bet if this tall, malnourished, high earning, friendless, petless gamer he thinks is out there for him turned up on his doorstep, his k**b would probably fall off in shock...

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah small f****r hope his next girlfriend kick the s**t out of him

    H Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next? You think he had one before, or will get one ever?

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    JP Purves
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing 5'8" and around 300 lbs.

    Blarrg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He says he's 6'4". Lots of guys exaggerate their height, but I'm guessing that claiming an extra 6" is uncommon. (Also, post seems to imply that calling someone 5'10" is sort of an insult.)

    Kristie French
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m over 5’11” and I don’t know many guys that will admit they are under 6’. I get told it’s my shoes that are making me taller. Even when wearing flip flops. It’s ridiculous.

    Mikey Kliss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch... as a 5'8" guy I hope your not saying 5'10" is tiny

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    Sarah Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's illegal to put "under 18". He needs them young so he can groom them

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    William Clapperson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, wait, is this guy using Brian Laundrie's kill list for Gabby Petito? Don't be surprised if he turns into an episode of ID TV Evil Lives Here. There were signs.....Anyone looking for someone that rich, unhealthy slim, with no friends or attachments has murder suspect written all over their face. Beware of the signs and RUN!! The life you save may be your own.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a very High End Prostitute??? Maybe.

    Alex Foster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah but she can't have more than five precious partners so that wouldn't work out either 😜

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    Lynn Morello
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, This has been good for a giggle all the way through.

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