Being a parent is weird. Sometimes it's great and sometimes it's downright horrible.
One thing I have found though, is that it is usually pretty funny - well, at least after the kids have gone to bed! Here's a comic I write about my experiences as a mom of 2 boys, mixed up with a generous helping of "strange animal facts".
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Hahaha I love this! It is so hilarious XD Love the dad's expression too lmao
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Oh, sure, he can call a computer a "poopooter", but mispronouncing some toy's name is WRONG.
I can never understand why women are so nasty to other women, especially in a parenting situation.
Cafe Mom. I still have nightmares about the entitlement and assholery.
No kidding! I swore off mommy groups when I almost lost my son to failure to thrive. To them their is NO EXCUSE for not breastfeeding--even if the mom has no breasts!
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When my oldest was small she was terrified of "monsters" under her bed and in the closet. To the point of night terrors. Finally I had enough of watching her suffer and feeling helpless. So I grabbed a water bottle and wrote "monster spray" on it and told her," I'm going to mist everywhere there are monsters, you tell me where and they won't come out. They hate the smell of it." Now She was about 4/5 at the time and VERY bright for her age so she looked at me cocked an eyebrow and said, (after spraying it once) "Mama, that's water!" I said, (gulp) "Well to you and ME it's water, but to them it has a yucky smell and they don't like it." She thought about that for a second and then pointed to several places to "spray" she never had night terrors again. Now she's almost 17 and she still brings it up sometimes. Oh and every thing was chicken so they'd eat different meats lol.
The ways of the Piñata-Destroyer should not be taught to young children!
Is that the famous French giraffe toy? Forgot the name. Almost every French Baby ones one.
Look. I know that I'm not supposed to compare my Spaniel to a child, but this is EXACTLY what my life looks like.
I'd rather have a dog than a kid
Load More Replies...@BeenElle Looks like most 'sticker books' today are some sort of activity books (mazes, riddles, colouring, etc) with some stickers. When I was a child in late 1980's and early 1990's most sticker books were just empty notebooks where the pages were covered with the same material that was at the sticker sheets so it was easy to peel the stickers off that book, trade and organize them. So yes - stickers are still available but the meaning of a 'sticker book' has changed.
Load More Replies...nah, they have no food to eat, they would have died within 3 days and started to rot, the time between the final 2 panels could be as little as 6 months depending on the ambient bacteria. er, i mean, ya lol....
Load More Replies...me too, there are paw prints on the step and the blue cover seems to be shocked
Load More Replies...B... then the kids can't just unravel the whole roll when they make it spin....
Well, that's about right on both counts - ever seen kids have more fun with a box than a toy, or a cat ignoring the bed for the box it came in? ;)
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any weirder, the poor female hyenas need to give birth through their pseudo-penis. No surprise here, but it’s quite a painful process for the mother and often tragic for her babies. Hyenas usually bear litters of two to four cubs, but sadly about 60% of the cubs suffocate on their way out. The mothers are also in danger as the birth canal is only an inch in diameter, often making the birthing process fatal, as evidenced by the high death rate for first-time mothers. Ooooooh no.
thanks for this, i appreciate it :D have a good day
Load More Replies...https://www.google.com/search?q=hyena+births&rlz=1C9BKJA_enUS921US921&oq=hyena+birth&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j69i57j0l4.1162j0j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
Yep! My son is going through this phase. He runs in circles in the livingroom saying who and who does not have penises
Don't worry he'll get over it .... who am I kidding, no he wont ....
Load More Replies...How does he know Lightning McQueen has a penis? Has he been looking at unsavoury places online?
It was something he randomly said to me while brushing his teeth. I guess he just assumed -at least I hope so!! 0_0
Load More Replies...My little nephew one day got all excited and started saying “I have a penis! You have a penis, She has a penis! We having a penis party!!!” I was laughing too hard to correct him that me (his aunt) and his grandma did not, in fact have penises.
Um. (Gives the Llama lady a threatening look.) You did not hear that.
Everyone likes good bathroom humor, even if they pretend they don't...
LOL this person really did some animal reasarch! First the hyena, now the cockatoo (they scream up to 135 decibels) :)
Long story but here goes. My son loved to run, even though he couldn't and he fell over and got a huge egg on his head. At the shop he was in the trolley and at the check out two people were looking over. The male came and stood right between my son and I to look at with a judgemental look on his face. I advised him not to do that again and moved the trolley so my son could see me instead of this stranger looming over him. Moronic bastard.
Well. At least you had good intentions. And couldn't hear what the other mom was thinking.
"moms" shouldn't have an apostrophe in this context
why dont kids actually flipping wear clothes, even when they have pants, it’s not underwear!
Why is he standing right in front of the tv??! He is going to get eyestrain.
Yah it really is. This is why my 3 kids don't have tablets or phones. :(
Load More Replies...I don’t understand why kids like watching other kids do kid things when their own kid selves could do kid things and we wouldn’t need kid Ryan to do kid things to entertain kids.
Well they where born in difrent months of the year 😀😁😁
Load More Replies...I'm the eldest of 4 kids, youngest sibling is my sister, and at no point during my childhood did I ever have any clothes in a condition suitable to pass down to my two younger brothers. T-shirts would be ripped, trousers (pants) would have holes in the knees (powerslides), and we moved house/schools before uniforms could be passed down.
She has two bottles of wine taped to her hat. He has his shirt over his head. #Typical Tuesday Night
They are animals and they eat other animals, maybe eat veggies, milk, fruits, cat food or humans?
Yeah, throwing the words "princess" and "prince" in front of complicated statical terms won't help him understand statics. Lol.
throw it again and it’ll break, that’s happened too many times... but with ipads
I used to have ketchup on toast, ketchup and ham sandwiches and spaghetti Bolognese smothered in ketchup! (Makes me cringe now thinking about it!!)
Load More Replies...I like lasagna.... ketchup ain’t even that good... and has anyone else thrown up due to only eating lucky charms marshmallows or just meL
I am not browsing through it anymore. It makes me feel incompetent.
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Load More Replies...me and the boys at the school board in the 1980s calling ketchup a vegetable to cut costs
When my baby suckled when he was a month or so old it sounded like "Gal Gadot, Gal Gadot, Gal Gadot,"
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Load More Replies...As a step parent on the second go round (my birth kids are adults, age wise anyway) I have found myself saying and thinking things I never conceived of, even the first time through. Things like 'Stop licking the towel, get your hand out of your sister's mouth and dry your face!' Which was to a 7 yr old.
Black, orange and white male cats are very, very rare (1 case in 3000 of that particular combination) and are the result of a genetic anomaly.
I know, but I liked the look so much that I figured he could be one of the super rare XXY ones! ;)
Load More Replies...I guess it is tough when your feline children cough up fur balls....wait my kids do that also. along with pooping in a sand box.
amazing I wish I could draw, my kids / life would be perfect. I now have teens *gulp
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Load More Replies...As a step parent on the second go round (my birth kids are adults, age wise anyway) I have found myself saying and thinking things I never conceived of, even the first time through. Things like 'Stop licking the towel, get your hand out of your sister's mouth and dry your face!' Which was to a 7 yr old.
Black, orange and white male cats are very, very rare (1 case in 3000 of that particular combination) and are the result of a genetic anomaly.
I know, but I liked the look so much that I figured he could be one of the super rare XXY ones! ;)
Load More Replies...I guess it is tough when your feline children cough up fur balls....wait my kids do that also. along with pooping in a sand box.
amazing I wish I could draw, my kids / life would be perfect. I now have teens *gulp
