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You never know when a mini-you will spit a bite-sized lesson on life instead of drool or something even nastier. Chances are, it'll catch you completely off guard, too. For example, while driving them to the daycare to or making pancakes for breakfast. Luckily for us, parents whose kids are sharing their insights are tweeting these statements, so everyone can get to know the real scope of their innocent wisdom. It's not the first time when their philosophical gems get viral. Earlier, Bored Panda has shown how cheeky 6-year-olds can be, lecturing their parents on every possible situation. This time, however, we've decided to focus on someone more mature -- 7-year-olds. Below you'll find a list that captures the smart world of a 7-year-old mind. Apparently, one year age difference might bring sassiness to a whole new level.

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RanaAwdish Report

W Smith
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Riiiight. Then everyone clapped.

Christy Smith
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are we really supposed to believe the kid said these, and it not the usual of parents making s**t up for attention? ** Hard roll of eyes **

Colleen Coughlin
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This kid definitely has an old soul. I'd love to chat with him... sometimes kids can put things into perspective so much better than adults. It's like the more time we spend on the Earth the less we actually take in

Nancy Jeckells
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Phoebe Waller-Bridge uses a line like this in her show Fleabag. The character Boo says pencils have erasers because people make mistakes.

Angela Johnston
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also you need to sharpen that pencil once in a while to stab people with ( from my 7 year old)

Ann McAllister
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s what I used to tell my Kindergarten kids!

Marcellus the Third
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've got a few boxes of disappointment for you. Pencils without erasers; either with a straight cut off end [usually hexagonal cross-section], or with a shiny varnished-over rounded end [usually round cross-section].

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7-year-olds are naturally curious. Imagine the world through their eyes—it’s all one huge sandbox where everything needs to go through trial and error until it makes sense. Touch a hot stove—ouch, lick a freezing pole and you’ll never do that again. Unsurprisingly, children development experts believe that kids’ thirst for the world is virtually unstoppable. Amy Morin, a psychotherapist and lecturer at Northeastern University in Boston, calls 7-year-olds “explorers, scientists, and analysts” who “often ask questions about everything from why the sky is blue to where babies come from.” Next time your kid drops a time ticking wisdom bomb, you had better have a good back-up plan ready.

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    #2

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    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might not be politically correct, but I picked up my grumpy 7-8 year old from school. She declared, “Why can’t I have more brown friends? I’m really sick of my white friends.” Um... I felt bad that we weren’t in a more diverse neighborhood. During that same car ride, apiece of paper flew out of the window. She demanded we turn around and get it - littering was her introduction to climate change and she wasn’t having it.

    athornedrose
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i connect with this child on a spiritual level.

    ChickyChicky
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this guy has incredibly astute children.

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    Imagine this simple fact—7-year-olds' vocabulary and reading skills are, so to speak, on fire. Kids of this age learn thousands of sight words, giving them solid conversational ammunition. Even when their first coherent expressions might mean the world to them but not that much to us, we have to celebrate their endless creativity. When you really think about these philosophical gems, you might start wondering—who said that older means smarter?

    #3

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    A Water Bottle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It your profile picture the cat from the google Halloween game?

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    Kenny Kulbiski
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? No scabs, bruises, or blood? That's not how I remember it. Seems unnatural.

    ISAAC HARVEY
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural." -Sidious, Star Wars Episode IX

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid is the opposite of me. When I got my first bike, I didn't want to get on it. My dad made me get on that bike. I'm sure glad he did!

    Holly Hofmann
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MY daughter did the same thing. Just got on it and rode away.

    Logan Harris
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That genuinely made me laugh. Bravo, kid, bravo.

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    #4

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    kathryn stretton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend of mine, many years ago spent plenty time explaining periods to her daughter. Eventually, she had her first period, and said "Thank God that's over!" Mum forgot to tell her about it being monthly for years and years and years. Uh oh.

    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My girls had the same annoyed reaction... When I got mine, it was supposedly wrong to use a tampon (because it might lead to questions about virginity?) I used a pad with the elastic straps and hooks -back then- 1975 or so... 3 minutes of that I used a tampon and never looked back. My mom was great in preparing me that it’s normal and annoying. My grandmother was never told about it -ever- when she got hers she freaked - thought she was dying. Thank goodness moms don’t do that any more. She died at 82 -breast cancer - having never had a pap or mammogram.

    Ryleigh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life just sucks when you're a girl

    Tiffiny Seemann
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you can pretend to have an English accent every month... “Bloody hell!” lol

    Gill Vincent
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a teacher I once spoke to a group of ten year old girls about periods. One was ok with it until she found out it happened more than once...

    Zelda Blue
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You nailed it sweetie, its something that all women think to themselves.

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    #5

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    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my youngest was 4-5, I woke her up one morning and she said,” I was just talking to Jesus. He was in my window.” M’kay... we weren’t a religious household, but certainly focused on morals, kindness, manners. “He has a cute butt!” I think she was ginning for a reaction. I didn’t give her one. It was funny, though.

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little creepy if you think about "Jesus was in my window" and she was talking to him but ok lol

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    tuzdayschild
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goes to show there are all kinds of magic words

    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's totally going to try this with cookies next time! 🤣

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    #6

    30 Times Parents Were Surprised By The Mind Of Their 7-Year-Old

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    Tovah Roche
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 35 years old and found myself in a similar situation last week with my dad. Dad: "Why do you always correct everything I say?" Me: "Because you constantly insist on being wrong."

    Natalie KS
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my default response from now on

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want.to start fights just to use this argument.

    ISAAC HARVEY
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly what we need in today's world.

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    #8

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    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great answer and great thinking. On my youngest’s 5th birthday, she learned how to give the middle finger - it was random (I think) and she didn’t know what it was but it got a reaction. She had a grand time (for a little while because it was hilarious) saying ,”I’m FIVE!” , gleefully giving the finger. I have a photo of her doing so - I photoshopped sparkles and stars around her face... it was cute. She doesn’t swear.

    Jessica
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad you handled it so well. When I was younger whenever I innocently pointed with my middle finger my dad would grab my hand and smack it and never really even explain why

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    ADHORTATOR
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me if you find the answer...

    Colleen Coughlin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl, I've always wondered that same exact thing...

    Ivy D
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, swearing is a sign of a good vocabulary

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too True. Too True. What is society coming too anyway?

    Emma Pham
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cuss words aren't that bad until they're used against someone and with the kind of stuff kids learn in school and on tv, no wonder kids are so dark-minded

    Stan Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone put a lid on that kid before we end up with nothing to watch at all

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    #9

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    ChaikelK Report

    Adam Francis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that just clarified some s**t for me

    Nimrod Name
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow you get to "ok boomer" and "ok zoomer" in the same convo

    Stu Mountjoy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's pen and paper? It's old school for internet.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the exchange between Porky Pig and Daffy Duck when they're going to bed. DD: "Good Night, Fat Boy." PP: "B-b-b-buenos Noches" DD: "What's Bonus Noches?" PP: "It's Spanish for Bonsoir" DD: "Oh....What's Bon sewer?" PP "Oh..that's French for Buenos Noches." DD: "Oh..uh...ah skip it!"

    Magpie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dialects and a brilliant translator.

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    #10

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    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how once mom realized why she was cursing, she totally agreed with her.

    KombatBunni
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tattoos are for everyone! Wear 'em with pride kiddo :)

    That Hockey kid
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    welll its like how i liked wearing princess dresses since they were like portable blankets, and I was told I couldn't wear them because they were for girls. But thankfully there are bathrobes

    Hailtobaphomet
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need more people like her in this world

    Florea Cristina
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it more healthy to teach your kid to use their own mind and decide if would be ok for them to use it anyway? No matter what the label suggests? Instead of agreeing with the kid that the writing on a label is good enough reason to get angry and upset?

    Lorrie Finley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that was probably the end of their conversation. Just the end of the post. But I do believe the child had a good reason to be outraged at the gender discrimination she was encountering & learning to use her voice to fight it.

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    Invisible User
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    You're amazing. Your child will be a permanently offended SJW mess. Well done for stealing your kid's childhood with your snowflake neurosis.

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    #11

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    mommajessiec Report

    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is always an innocent explanation when they are 7.

    Patrick Shore
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    snowman to other snowman, ''can you smell carrots ?''

    raeanna scharft
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    Elizabeth Piggin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this child's comment is total awesome lol

    Hailtobaphomet
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I thought of that when I was 7

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    #12

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    mommajessiec Report

    Andy Acceber
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno. There are stories of zoo animals tending to children who fall into the exhibit. I think befriending it probably has as much chance of success as a 7yo attempting to fight the 400lb grizzly.

    Anon Yymi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably quite different for an animal that's used to seeing humans every day than a wild animal that possibly hasn't eaten for a day.

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    Caroline Timms
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah, my nearly 4 year old nephew reasons he'd be protected from dinosaurs by befriending the biggest dinosaur, which would win any dinosaur fights on his behalf.

    Colleen Coughlin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a little glimpse into her future...a kind soul for sure

    Tammy Hornback
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what?? that's NOT bear attack survival protocol

    Heather Kinsler
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents sang Simon and Garfunkle, in harmony, to a pair of grizzly bears they encountered in Glacier National Park some 45 years ago....I'm only 38, so it must have worked :-)

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chocolate should count as a vegetable, it does come from beans

    Everything AGR
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When someone asks how my diet’s going....

    L McN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but...i want those too! *looks at belly and blood sugar levels*

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    #14

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    I’m Foxxy and I know it 😉
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are many days that should be cancelled. Like all the days between Saturday and Sunday. Oops sorry lol, the other way round.

    Ghost
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only this could come true

    ISAAC HARVEY
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you can't do anything today if today doesn't exist...

    Freya Fluharty
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really like the way this kid thinks. Should go far.

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    saltymermaident Report

    ChickyChicky
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you suck all the energy out of me, my self-produced parasite!

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both are correct. Short term boost, long term nothing just withdrawal when you don't.

    Zara VP
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel personally attacked.

    Sharon Hyatt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite, so far I can relate to that !

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    #16

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    ReasonsMySonCry Report

    Gerry Higgins
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the good book says, "Eye for an eye... a lick for a lick". Dalmatians 3:16

    Ritzhoneey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cant argue this logic.. my daughter constantly reminds me of the time the dog bit me so I bit it back...

    Lisa Beatty
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I playfully bite my cat back when he love bites me.. its only fair

    Tenay Douglas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The username ties it all together loll

    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yeah, and it would be impolite not to lick back!"

    Zelda Blue
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet when she became a mother she never thought she would have to say "do NOT lick the dog!"

    Mare
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't argue with that :D

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    #17

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    425suzanne Report

    Phyllicia Goh
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids. They just grow up so fast, don't they?

    Ritzhoneey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my daughter had a "boyfriend" in grade primary, they would play together at recess & lunch. Grade 1 starts and I see said boyfriend I said oh look who it is.. she responds with no mom that's not my boyfriend... THIS is my girlfriend, I didn't know I had options !!!!! My wild child never ceases to amaze me, some kids make more sense than adults.

    Avery S Alberico
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY CAN'T ADULTS BE AS SMART AS SOME 7 Year Olds

    slackjack
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the way every break-up should be.

    Stu Mountjoy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish countries (on the brink of war) were like this, no need for United Nations or Security Council.

    Dorothy Cloud
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad more adults can't figure this out before marriage!!

    DAMIAN HERNANDEZ
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this kid has a gf at 7 and i dont have on at 14. never had one either. this kid a baller

    Blue Cicada
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude--you're not even progressing too slowly. You have plenty of time to develop friendships and deeper relationships. Focus on being a decent human being, and the right person will come along when you least expect it!!!

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    I’m Foxxy and I know it 😉
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, why didn’t I think of that? Although I don’t think that would have gone down too well since my hubby and I don’t wear pyjamas lol.

    Dippin Dot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS! If I ever get married again, I WILL have a pajama wedding!

    Sasy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that idea, matching pjs bridal party, guests in pjs everyone would be happy

    Bob Beltcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife wore her chucks under her dress. God I love that woman lol

    My O My
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You rock Bob's wife! And you're a keeper Bob

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    maya P.K
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA I KNOW MY THEME FOR MY FUTURE WEDDING NOW weeell the one in 27 yrs...

    Inioluwa Adewara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, just wow, i agree who needs a huge wedding gown, when u can just wear a soft and comfy pj

    ISAAC HARVEY
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comfortable, suitable for any occasion... why not?

    Batwench
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best theme ever. Most comfortable too.

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    latoyadjordan Report

    Sasy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The modern day "and ifyour friend jumped off a bridge"

    Danieletc
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL the wise women start young.

    J. Kasilo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God Bless that kid! Tattoos are permanent reminders of temporary insanity!

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    dailydairydiary Report

    Gonzalo Terán
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he´s right, he´s right...

    Duska Radmanovic
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I bought my new bike my daughter (6) was so delighted by the bike that she asked me: Mom, can I have it when you die? I responded: When I die you can have all my staff.

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    copymama Report

    MagicalUnicorn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm 34 and would totally try that

    Stu Mountjoy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preps her for hands-free cellphone use, etc - laughing at the image of a kid brushing their teeth with a toothbrush on the wall, is this the way of the future? Maybe we should have each (around the planet) hand basin with soap and water, and a toothbrush stuck to the wall, ewwwwww.

    Dorothy Cloud
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of difficult to clean those back teeth!

    Bob Beltcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to remember this for tomorrow and tell her. Then say Dad joke

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    Human #1,232,867
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at 6am... Mummy! mummy! Is it 7 yet?

    Colleen Coughlin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they just creepily stand over you, staring into your soul until you wake up and when you do, you've s**t your pants in fear while they ask for pancakes.

    Jacqueline Arana
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understood that as 7pm in my head till I read the sobbing part.

    Martha Meyer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 7 nobody would have found me AWAKE that early on a weekend. Ever!

    mermaidgirl960
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I wake up at 7:00 for school (Most people wake up at 7:30 but like... I'm lazy XXD)

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    Kim Conroy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be thrilled if my son slept that long!!

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Adam C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bath directored by Michael Bay

    Ghost
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly do this too when home alone

    Missy Barton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I meow a lot when I'm alone in my car, so

    Catarina Castro
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    James' kid is the best!!! 🤣🤣👏👏

    Elaine Dodge
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I've been doing wrong!

    Stu Mountjoy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll be a good sci-fi writer when they grow up.

    shyanna banana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i make enraged death screech in the middle of class it's my mating call now

    My O My
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 have you yet found a mate that way?

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    Bron
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter used to make terrible sounds while in the bathroom, at home as school (she wasn’t old enough to attend class but I volunteered there). “Are you ok?” “Yeah, I’m just singing”

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    Charlotte
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parkour? When I was a kid that was called "Stop climbing all over the bloody furniture!"

    Avery S Alberico
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I called It "Spider Yoga" when I hung upside down by the arm of a couch

    Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is safe from the floor lava as long as he is dangling there.

    maya P.K
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol that is my little sister 100%

    MsLou
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm howling right now! This made my day

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    Tovah Roche
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have told him "Good luck. There's an unspoken rule that kids get eaten first."

    Flisey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    &yr old can come and live with us, we have decided that in an apocalypse we will eat my son first because he's the fittest and has the most meat on him. We will eat mummy last because someone has to kill and cook the children :D

    Darwin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wait for the apocalypse MWAHAHA (JK)

    knittin' kitten
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw a documentary about head hunters. They call humans long pigs

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    knittin' kitten
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like my 4yo niece. Her grandparents have the moose mugs from Christmas vacation and as the egg nog gets drank she says very excitedly "You're drinking moose blood!"

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    Gail Swearngin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but that applies to husbands too. Swear to god, I once got a phone call at my work from my husband because he couldn't find something in the fridge.

    e girl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this post came into my house and slapped me.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're gonna get all technical, never mind.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday a student redid an entire worksheet because he "couldn't find" the one he'd completed the day before. The original was on the floor by his chair the whole time.

    Claudia Gross
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids... and husband... in front of the open fridge... Moooom, where is the thingy???

    manowce
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    - mom, where's my water bottle. - in front of you. - I CAN'T SEE IT. - you're literally just looking at it right now. - [CRIES because he can't see it]

    Rose Brien Harrington
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have similar conversations with my 20 year old who has 20/20 vision but can see bugger all.

    Jun Yen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 22 and still relating to the 7 years old.

    Kate Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my husband once yelled to me "where's the butter?!" Me: the fridge! Husband:? Me: inside of it. Husband:?? Me: *realizes I'm actually going to have to get up and does so* *halfway to the kitchen* Husband: "where inside?" Me: (now in the kitchen) *moves a tiny bottle two inches to the right, revealing a pound of butter* Husband: "oh. I didn't look back there." Me: 🙄😔

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    ValeeGrrl Report

    Bob Beltcher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It stops being cute when they have to be at school in 10 minutes or they're late and you get a call from the school as if we're some neglectful parents.

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    Natalie KS
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid is awesome! The pants are his superhero cape. Geeze, Mom!

    LoL.alpaca
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *me getting ready for work in only my underwear and a long shirt* Its FASHION!!! These are the new dresses! Bf: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Lily
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me but I'm twelve

    Stu Mountjoy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he won't be a quick-change artist then?

    ISAAC HARVEY
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elementary school and high school are not that different in some ways...

    Bean59
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that sounds exactly like my lil brother

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    mommajessiec Report

    DAMIAN HERNANDEZ
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she meant chinchilla but got confused with either chimichanga or enchilada. (Hispanic foods)

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    agale
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go for enchilada first 😂

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chinchillas are very delicate, not a good animal for young kids.

    Logan Harris
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chinchillas are a******s. They sleep in your shoes.

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    Kenny Kulbiski
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I had one of these from a street vendor in TJ years ago.

    AzKhaleesi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's ok when my kids were little they wanted a chickawawa aka chihuahua lmao

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    Glowdaddy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before you say gross have you tried it? My parents served hot dogs and M&C or Fish sticks and M&C and ketchup always got mixed in with the M&C. During college when I was a broke student M&C and ketchup was many a meal.

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    Human #1,232,867
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classic, just need to rename it to "cheese burger", that will work

    Sue Hanauer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just tell the kid it isn't real cheese no matter what the box says...or read the ingredients out loud

    miten sasmita
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "ok I'll give it to your sibling." Always works.

    Stu Mountjoy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How sexist to assume that only women are allowed to suddenly, with consequences, change their minds!

    Sherri Cimoch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing. Probably found out where it came from.

    Bob Beltcher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell, I used to eat chocolate with chilly. Don't judge.

    Colleen Coughlin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This exact situation occured at my home a couple days ago. You better believe she ate that God damn Mac and cheese.

    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they don't stop that by turning 8...

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    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they didn't keep the price of diamonds artificially high she might well have the price right!

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HAVE AN APRIL BIRTHDAY TOO! but i on't own no diamonds.

    Caroline Timms
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonus: kids probably can't tell the difference between zirconia and diamonds, so...

    kathryn stretton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her, have some coal, do it youself.

    Hermione Granger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birthstones are geology...... astrology is space, which considering you comment, might be settled in your head. (Sorry for the rudeness.)

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    Marcellus the Third
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    5 years ago

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    Vaccinate that kid daily until it stops spouting astrology c**p!

    Jason M
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birthstone isn't astrology. It originated as more of a tribal thing.

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    KT Trondsen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my husbands dad did this. referred to the smashing pumpkins as crushed goards

    Jason M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In spite of all my anger I am still just an imprisoned mouse...

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    bryguy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh...my...god so my mom was saying it wrong on purpose the whole time and probably laughing to herself. I just had a revelation

    PastelHope
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum says "Keith" instead of Meowth and it extremely irritates my younger brother

    Collin Edward
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about trying this when you lose them?

    kathleen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i still walk up to my son and poke him and say I am a pokey mom, he's 32 im the only one who laughs

    athornedrose
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i do that to my teenage cousin but with social media apps. oh are you on the snipsnap honey?

    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to tell fairy tells and reverse the first letter of 2 words every few phrases. The Three Little Pigs became The Pee Little Thrigs. We loved it! My daughter, not so much. She'd say, "Just ready it right, Mom!" It helped relieve the boredom of reading or telling the same old story.

    Chevy
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crypt King became Chip King - drove my skylanders obsessed 7 year old nephew mad lawl

    kathyberthahazel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, it was "Pinkachu". Drove my kids nuts.

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    kathryn stretton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just gonna post 'smart kid' and saw it was already posted. How many of you had that instant reaction. Yea.me too.

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    Ghost
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this. When my mom told me she loved my drawing, I drew so many to her, that she filled a whole cabinet with drawings, and asked me not to draw more drawings as she didnt have any more space. I guess this because we want to make our parents happy. We don't have money, so we gotta think alternative ways, haha

    Charlotte
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I'm slowing acquiring a veritable army of paper cranes and x-wing fighters. (Obvious combo, I know).-

    Tammy Hornback
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep, on your most expensive printer paper

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    Captain Awesome
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CAN I PLEASE JUST S**T IN PEACE???

    I’m Foxxy and I know it 😉
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I got notes coz they are easier to ignore, instead I have them telling me or asking me about things. I absolutely relish going to the toilet during the day now my youngest is at school.

    Dolevaal
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda imagine this kid as a roommate in College or something. Would life make more interesting *g

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    5 years ago

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    5 years ago

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    Ghost
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I wish I could leave the house in my pajamas

    My O My
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you wouldn't even have to change when invited to the wedding

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    Glowdaddy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marcellus the Third you win the internet today.

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    MadDawg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took him 4 minutes to get his shoes on

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    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha! Priceless! I wish she was a Senator because they can’t think this well.

    The cation
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pfffffftt hhahaahah, i was just dying....

    That Hockey kid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that child really shouldn't disresepect presidents but I mean that was golden

    Natalie KS
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your kid has a serious future as George Carlin's rightful heir!

    Flare
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    kathryn stretton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure i belive this one. 7 year old and politics?

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    kathryn stretton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We did 'plays' they were probably s**t too.

    Mia N. Rick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like school concerts.... You don't clap because it was any good. You clap because it's finally over.

    Olivier Caissy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the school, mine was focused on arts, like literally in it’s charter, so our concerts were not that bad.

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    Felicia Dale
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most beginnings are kind s**t. It's the not stopping and working through the s**t that makes gold.

    Shelby P
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved the shows my daughter and her friends would put on. Especially when they'd spend an hour or so getting it together, come downstairs and start then stop suddenly with "wait, wait wait, we need to practice some more"

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    Gail Swearngin
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    5 years ago

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    Jennifer Crompton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom called my daughter "bossy britches" once and she yelled back "I AM NOT A BOSSY BRITCH!!"

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    PastelHope
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I broke my arm once and the first thing my brother asked me when he visited me in hospital was, "Do you have any Quavers?"

    MN Free Spirit
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can attest to that, its happened to me too

    Dilly Millandry
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, you're supposed to bring the snacks!

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    Human #1,232,867
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can't wait for the commercial break!

    Logan Harris
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't help but say that you are not #1,232,876... closer to #12,457,364 or some s**t. I don't know why I had to say it, but I just had to. Sorry.

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    Jill Pulcifer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you, I just finished season 21 episode 11 1/4 of my 12 year olds, and let me tell you, when you have an "and then, and then, and uh" child they stay that way.

    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My oldest was born in 1991 - the VCR era. We always FF-ed through the the intro/ads for her. At around 2-3 she, Gma and I went to her first movie in a theater. The movie started, with credits, etc. and she blurted out, loudly, ”Can’t they wind past the words?” Several people started laughing. probably hearing the same from their own kids. It was a sweet moment.

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    Ghost
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a really early teenage phrase

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Get ready mama! It will make the terrible two's and terrorist three's look like a cakewalk.

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    Pan Narrans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minecraft at 7? Not in my house. Lots of savage killing of animals.

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    #45

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    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 12-year-old had issues with this until that secondary puberty growth spurt hit. He still puts them on backwards, but realizes it really quickly

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    Sam
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    peanut butter is the shape I would use to describe myself, ngl

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many 7-year-old children do know what sex is?

    JuJu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All who asked how babies are made and didn't get told b******t about storks or cabbages.

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    Midnight Dream
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    5 years ago

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    Who the heck just tells their child that. That's something you should be telling, like, a 13 year old. This is either fake or bad parenting.

    Charlotte
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What should the answer have been? "I'll tell you in six years"? The kid would just have googled it and what kind of results do you think that would get? Far better to have an honest conversation and know they are getting the right information.

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    Ritzhoneey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    moments like this is also why I had kids... their imagination and thought process's are hilarious! My 10yo is OBSESSED with LA, its all she ever talks about.. she wants to go on a very lavish very extensive vacation through Los Angeles (were from Canada).. . Our conversation in the car the other day: 10YO: Mom you HAVE to see the malls in LA, they have so many cool stores.. they have Louis Vuitton, GUCCI … THEY EVEN HAVE BEST BUY!! I had no idea best buy was up there with Louis and Gucci! god love her.

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should a 7yold have candy in their bedroom unsupervised? Asking for a friend.

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should adults? Asking for myself.. 😁😁

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    5 years ago

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    I’m Foxxy and I know it 😉
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No don’t do that coz then they will scream “Mum, mum, muuuum, mummy your not listening” and then they will start from the beginning.

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    Ilona
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a similar word for something that's so silly it's cute: adorkable

    Kate Johnson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, another word that's been around for many, many years.

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    I’m Foxxy and I know it 😉
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have always loved the “word” ridonculous. I also like coincydink and adorabubble.

    Marcellus the Third
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ridonculous comes from an episode of How I Met Your Mother (specifically, about the body of a woman in his yoga class). Coincidink is much older.

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    Shelby P
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    speaking of useful made up words... annagonizing: when someone is be being so annoying and a nag that it's agonizing.

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    Pumbaa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like she made all these convos up :-/

    Kate Johnson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She and James Breakwell both do. On purpose. They're comedians. Again, on purpose

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    Everything AGR
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I read this while watching Survivor XD

    I’m Foxxy and I know it 😉
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez the kid is 7. My kids didn’t know what sex was until aged 9-10.

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    ADHORTATOR
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvoted for the Bloodhound Gang reference :-)

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    Dorothy Parker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're right. Does this child talk about nothing else?

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    Charlotte
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Senseless ramblings"? Whatever, dude. Fact is even a little kid can see that Trump is a pathological liar, even if his own party is too cowardly to admit it.

    chi-wei shen
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    A political debate about the president is way over the head of any 7-year-old. This child is just indoctrinated and that's not funny at all.

    Charlotte
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While technicalities and nitty-gritty law details might be "over the head" of most 7yr olds, the basic concepts of honesty, integrity and people being held to account for their actions is absolutely something a kid can understand. Parents *should* be discussing politics with their kids, since their lives will very much be impacted by current events and they will be making the future decisions. How do you expect adults to make sensible, informed political choices if we shield them from the existence of politics during the period of their life devoted specially to learning?

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    That Hockey kid
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't diss political parties. They may change for the better

    Jennifer Crompton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that thinks kids this young shouldn't be worrying about political problems? Seems like heavy stuff for kids to be worrying about

    Oli
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds pretty republican

    chi-wei shen
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    Neither do I unterstabd this dumb proposition. Republicans aren't second class and ignorant people but telling a little child such hateful opinions is a way to create political morons. This is not about the funny things 7-year-olds say but the stupid prejudice of an adult.

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    Dilly Millandry
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only answer possible. Though it was Leeds...