30 Absurd Movie Details That No One Should Take Seriously, As Shared On This Page (New Pics)

"What's your power, Peter?" "I can shoot webs out of my hands, and I have incredible strength." "Loki?" "I can make people believe that everything is a lie" "Aaand... Tony?" "I'm just really bloody smart"

you snuck a yeet in there

Well, well, well

A MUCH better Mario than Chris Pratt.... "MUSHROOM KINGDOM, HERE WE COME!"

"Everyone back to work! If you so much as move you're fired! No Jeff I don't care that Carol's head got smashed in, she's on the clock for another 2 hours!"

Maybe would - from a safe place...

If they had human skin on their top half, imagine how pruned and wrinkly they'd be from being in the water all the time.

Even if they had top halves that resembled humans – they would need gills and probably have pointy teeth, perhaps no nose. They probably would shave their head regularly too, or at least keep their hair short.

Mermaids have been depicted as half woman half fish purely because of old sea tales depicting sirens, etc .. I read that what those ancient sailors probably saw were manatees ( sea cows)

No, i think you're wrong. They would look like pretty little princesses.

They’d probably have see-through skin as well!!

It was form a series that came out shortly after the movie

Stupid argument. Do you ask why dwarves aren't pale white with no eyes since they live deep underground? Do you ask why elves are so pale beside living most of their time outside? These are all fictional creatures which can have every colour the authors want

Melissa McCarthy is not purple and Ursula is but no uproar about that.

Good point. I would love to see more diversity in movies, but I would also love to see more original stories and not just remakes with actors of different ethnicities.

I always imagine the very confused look on a tourist’s face when they buy a train ticket and a sh!tty bus shows up

"After wondering to myself if it shouldn't be called a *train* replacement service" - National Shite Day, Half Man Half Biscuit

I know you bought a ticket for a bullet train. But I can offer only the bus replacement service or a bullet.

Yep, my partner has done the bus replacement service, dumped in it at the deep end, across country, didn't know the station locations or anything, didn't know the route but did it on time.

😂😂😂😂😂

In France he would have the choice between a TGV making it in 2 hours for a cost varying from 150 to 497 euros depending on random and unpredictable parameters, and a replacement low cost train or "Macron bus" for 80 euros, starting from a remote countryside station where he would have to get by helicopter first, offering a 48 h trip with a change in Paris implying a short 57 minutes commuting between two metro stations at opposite sides of the city (** non refundable non exchangeable if you get lost in the crowded metro part).

Hahahahaaaa

In Germany the train would be 2.5 hours late