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Everyone can find a way to spend their free time that’s both entertaining and useful to them. The options for this are unlimited, from reading books to exercising and crafts. It all comes down to figuring out what you like so you deem that activity worthy of your time. 

As we said, one of these options is crafts. Like knitting and crocheting. That’s what we’re focusing on today. To be more specific: these memes perfectly summarize what it’s like to be an enthusiast of these crafts. 

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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I have a sudden urge to learn knitting

D. Pitbull
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*gasp* THIS is why I've always felt a sense of... accomplishment with knitting... it's now been put in words. YES!

Yvonne Blau
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish this kind of instructions would help me learning this kind of stuff (handicraft)... but I just don't get them and then throw everything at the wall after 2 minutes :-( too bad, I'd really like to learn such nice things

Andrew Keir
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've had (still have) a bunch of hobbies, and I suspect that I've not really learnt a new skill until I've produced at least 10 pieces of work where even I can see at least one mistake. "Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better."

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The Other Guest
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are lots of little poems to help one remember the steps. My favorite is "Go into the house, grab your scarf, take it outside before the cat barfs."

Auntriarch
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes I can see that, in fact I may never forget it....

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Bols
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have never been so tempted to start knitting!

Noltha
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

English style of knitting seems so complicated compared to continental.

Donkey boi
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Strange how I feel this would make more sense to me having never tried knitting before.

Knitting Panda
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here I sit. Surrounded by ufo's (unfinished objects). Wasting time with this stuff.

DarkViolet
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With that teaching method, I bet the classes would fill up fast!

brittany
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i crochet but i have something similar : stab em, hook the guts, pull em out

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    Stormblessed
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. no matter how you do it.

    Courtney Christelle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I turn all my skeins into balls to prevent this.

    D. Pitbull
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh.. but that's still a good one... for me, it looks like there's this deflated watermelon sitting beside a massive pile of yarn-guts.

    FABULOUS1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont knit or crochet but I tuft rugs and this happens to me almost every time.

    Plant Fanatic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so there. I have more yarn pulled from the skein than what is left in the skein.

    Petra Schaap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no way, the yarn barf is way bigger than that

    My O My
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's the reason I started using the from the outside. I was sick of knots

    Knitting Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a ball winder that does this. I don't know how it works, but it does.

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    While, sometimes, people tend to think that crocheting and knitting are the same thing, they actually are not. Basically, the many differences lie in the processes. For instance, knitting is done by two needles, while crocheting is done by one. Also, knitting moves sets of live stitches from needle to needle, and crochet works with one live stitch at a time. 

    Both of these crafts work with yarn and can create various objects, from sweaters and scarves to dolls or home accessories. The sky's the limit.

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    Knitting Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A whole basket full of shawls completely done but for the end weaving. Some so old I don't even remember knitting them.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, I show things to my mother, she says, I can tuck those ends in for you now if you like

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    #4

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    nomnomborkbork
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Applies to every room in the house...

    Kris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I had a crafts room

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My craft room is also the home office, the library, the ironing room, and Mr Auntriarch's shoe collection. It's not a good solution, which is why my sitting room is now covered in balls of wool and patterns

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    Bored Panda reached out to Norman from “Nimble Needles.” Norman has been knitting for over 30 years, so we asked him some questions about this hobby

    He said that the most fulfilling aspect of knitting for him is the process itself: “It’s almost like meditation to me, and it really helps me to unwind in the evening.” 

    Norman believes that planning every knitting project with your time constraints is a must: “If you know that you will be very busy the next month, I personally would pick a smaller project. Otherwise, it can quickly lead to frustration.” 

    Yet, sometimes, when he feels frustrated with a project’s challenges, he doesn’t overanalyze it. He declared that it’s a hobby. It should bring joy, and if there’s a period where it doesn’t -- it’s not the end of the world. 

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    Karen Krause
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it's a big mistake, just let it be and say, "that's how you know it was hand made and not on a big machine."

    Stormblessed
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but only I will notice it and it will haunt my days forever!

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    The Other Guest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't make mistakes in knitting, ever. I make unique stylizations and artistic changes which make a piece truly my own.

    Petra Schaap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this :-D i dont believe in God but thats what i say when it happens :-)

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    A. Starhawk Hunt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what makes handmade so wonderful. Also, there are cultures that deliberately produce a flaw in everything they make. Perfection draws the Devil’s eyes, you see?

    Niamh Nomen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I find a mistake 25 rows back, that's just how the garment be now.

    Synsepalum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frog it. You'll notice the mistake every time you wear it, and it will drive you crazy.

    cryssH
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse when you do odd count peyote stitch beading.

    Kris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I die that on a baby blanket. I put it down and never picked it up again.

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    #6

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    Donkey boi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 Happy, 3 neutral, 2 not pleased at all. I'd say overall Grandma did good!

    Andrew Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or that may just be their normal expressions?

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    Stephanie Did It
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most unnecessary, useless garment that no one ever asked for.

    Jayjay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The expression of the little one at the bottom says it all.

    Probably A bOoK nErD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me, or does it look like they should be longer?

    María Hermida
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tallest kid looks really grumpy!

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    Unfortunately, some people still believe that knitting is only for old people or women. Norman debunked this claim, saying that, for centuries, knitting was a predominantly male occupation. As a matter of fact, women weren’t even allowed in medieval knitting guilds. 

    He also added that in today's world, he feels things like this shouldn’t be restricted to any social group: “I find the very idea that any hobby or craft was limited to a certain age group or gender preposterous.” 

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    Patricia Tankey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But is is made out of plastic and will not last a season much less a lifetime. And every stitch that is knitted with the $200 worth of yarn is made with lots of love, curses and wine. So much better than just handing over a ten dollar note.

    Fussy1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love, Curses and Alcohol... the 3 staple ingredients necessary for anything homemade, from cooking to crafting and everything in between.

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    ZGutr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister knit me real woolen sweaters. You can't buy that quality.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you could buy one made with the $200 quality yarn, it would cost twice the price, still be made by underpaid workers, and be too long in the sleeves

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    sadmrguna
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because this one was probably made by little children in a sweatshop.

    Niamh Nomen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because usually the one that's 9.99 is made out of the most disgusting feeling, cheap acrylic that will look good for approximately 2 wears before pilling and matting so badly that it's unwearable. If I make it, I can use wool or viscose or cotton that doesn't feel like I'm rubbing a bin bag on my skin.

    María Hermida
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The $200 yarn is probably much better quality, real cotton or wool instead of recycled rubbish. The garment was made by you instead of by a semi-slave worker in a sweatshop in China, Bangladesh or wherever. It's unique, it fits you perfectly and you can choose the exact colour, thickness, length, etc. Yours, if you get good quality materials, will last forever, while the cheap one from the shop will start to lose shape and colour after the second wash. The process of making it will help your brain and your hands to keep active, and, if it's a hobby and your next meal doesn't depend on finishing a certain number of pieces every day, it's relaxing.

    Jackie Lulu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With that $200, you are not only buying a sweater, you are buying hours of entertainment, fun, and sense of accomplishment.

    Timbob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anybody remember Heathkits ?

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    A. Starhawk Hunt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inconthseevable!” “I do not think that means what you think it does!

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    Jenny Hornig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buying yarn is a Hobby on itssfel.

    Stephanie Did It
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but first I'll put it off until that yarn has been discontinued at least 2 years.

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    For those who worry that knitting might be a dying hobby in the current times, Norman has some good news. He thinks that there wasn’t a single time in history when knitwear was consumed as much as in these days. “Go to any cloth store, and you will find knitted garments. A lot of people may forget that even a jersey is a knitted fabric. In the case of luxury labels, some of their knitwear will even be hand-knitted or hand-crocheted.”

    Knitting can also be an answer to the fast-fashion dilemma. As Norman said, it can reintroduce value into people’s wardrobes: “If you’ve spent 40 hours knitting a sweater, you probably won’t discard it at the end of the season. And being aware of that fact, you will spend more time on picking a material that will last and a design that will still be relevant next year.” 

    On that note, do you like to knit or crochet? How did you learn it? Share with us in the comments. And don't forget to upvote the memes you find amusing! 

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    Nannychachi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there. Regretted that.

    kaycee14
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not "girl math," that's knitter/crocheter math.

    Probably A bOoK nErD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl math is taking advanced algebra a year early and then turning my template and my amount of each colour of yarn into an impulsive unsolvable equation with exponents and variables.

    Knitting Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not me. Obsessive Compulsive Aspie girl knitter here. Always swatch.

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    Sharon Ammons
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And tatting is sitting off in the corner by herself.

    A. Starhawk Hunt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be. Can compare yarns, colors, thread count/weight, color batch against color batch, finishing techniques. My co-mother in law quilts, I do old fashioned embroidery (copy photos in threadwork, , heirloom christening gowns, tapestry work, rare cross stitch (prize piece was 5’ by 2,5’) are seriously bonding and rivaling with our 9f grandchild who was given a sewing machine as our skills are different but complimentary.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like a wonderful environment for the grandchild!

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    deejak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we embroiderers know we are loners.

    Stephanie Did It
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crochet is like tying a series of knots, and knitting is more of a continuous set of loops depending from one row to the next. I don't know a single crocheter who doesn't correct the person that calls it knitting. Kind of a sensitive comparison.

    Synsepalum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knit and crochet. Both have their place. Irish crochet is one of the most intricate fiber crafts there is. That said, I do prefer knitting.

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    Hey!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO. Maybe because it's late but I can't stop laughing.

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    Noltha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always. And then you have a closet full of UFOs (UnFinished Objects).

    🦄 Unicorn Princess
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me for any craft. Should I finish one of the other hundreds of crafts I have already started? Absolutely not, just start something new. Joys of being ADHD!

    Knitting Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My biggest fear: finishing a project and having nothing else to work on.

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    Stephanie L Thesing
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The older I get the more I avoid those fluffy, feathery, fancy yarns for that precise reason. Besides being dam near impossible to pull out a mistake, keeping track of stitches you can’t see gives me heartburn…

    Petra Schaap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every now and then i forget that "frog it" only make sense with knitters and crocheters and not with normal people :-D

    Fenchurch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top tip - to frog mohair, bag it and freeze it for a few hours. Makes life a lot easier.

    Kim Kermes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a mistake, it's a design element. Or a gesture to the Goddess of Crochet to keep her from cursing us for the presumption of perfection. We'll call it an Arachne's stitch.

    María Hermida
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does "frog" in this context mean "un-knit"? I didn't know there was a word for it. The funny thing about foreign languages is sometimes you learn big words with complex meanings, and then, when you need to talk about really simple, everyday stuff, you can't find the right words.

    Fenchurch
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sort of but it's kind of niche and if you aren't a knitter or crocheter then unlikely you would have come across it whatever your native language is. To unknit, that is to undo the knitting stitch by stitch to work back to a mistake, is "tink" or "tinking" which is knit backwards.

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    Jackie Lulu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just comb the mo-hairs over the mistake; no one will ever know.

    Stormblessed
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops. guess I have to restart it.

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    Catlady6000
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. The cats sit there. The yarn is on the floor in baskets

    A. Starhawk Hunt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was thinking that knitting and no cats seemed odd, somehow

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    Knitting Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bed right now, with a dog in the sitting space.

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    Zoe Drake
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is part of a stupid tiktok trend of cutting things in half to "save for later" most of the time it makes the item go to waste cause that half tube of paint will go hard and this wool can't be used for knitting and crochet now. Could use it for stufffing.

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    Raumpfleger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrap some tinfoil over the cut, so it doesn't get dry when you put it back into the fridge!

    Sharon Ammons
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but that's a crime. Someone needs to be in craft jail for this.

    Fussy1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we just take a minute to appreciate the bandage on the fox(?) head! Hope it wasn't injured in the yarn cutting incident!

    giku T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this should be in cringe pics entry!

    Probably A bOoK nErD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me angry. But you could make some yarn tassels with the cut side!

    David Paterson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still useful for: pom poms, fringing, cut pile and loop pile carpets, candle wicks, paint brush, follow me for more totally useless ideas.

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    Dark Side of the Loom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and most of the time they are ‘fake-knitting’, or knitting so slow it’s impossible they have achieved this beautiful long scarf

    Gay feminist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched that Pixar short Purl while knitting a purl stitch

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha I still do that. And my mother gives me the stink eye, but she still knits the hat. In 15 minutes. With a duck on it. Cos she remembers I once said my friend likes ducks. Yes my mother is a legend

    Torie the Dragon Slayer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mother handmade almost all of me and my brother's halloween costumes. She's a wonderful knitter, crocheter, seamstress, and quilter, and I hope I'll manage to follow somewhere close to her footsteps.

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