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The things said from a squishy-cheeked face with the most innocent toothless smile can hurt surprisingly bad.

Things like "you're 18, how come you're unmarried, what's wrong with you?" Oh, the toothless things I was talking about are children, not talking frogs from the cursed forest–this is real life and real adults' egos get bruised when kids try guessing their age.

Twitter user @msdanifernandez helped to collect many of these Shakespearean (and not so sophisticated ones, let's be honest here) insults into one place, and we selected the best/worst for you to laugh at.

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Discover more in 30 Instances Kids Were Unintentionally Hilarious By Not Understanding The Concept Of Age

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Tweet showing kids being unintentionally hilarious by misunderstanding the concept of age in a park bike incident.

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While these tweets mainly focus on kids making adults feel older than they are, some people do suffer from the opposite problem of living with so-called babyfaces. In their case, their looks just don't catch up to their age. Of course, this is subjective–they won't be asked for I.D. in every bar. These people are in the company of celebrities like Leonardo DiCaprio, with several childlike facial features, such as short nose and plump cheeks. Those features are called neotenous. Scientists are investigating the relationships between neoteny and perceived attraction in different sexes.

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    Tweet showing a kid’s hilarious misunderstanding about age asking why dinosaurs died.

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    Tweet showing a kid hilariously misunderstanding the concept of age asking about WWII as if the adult was there.

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    Speaking of relativity and years, there is a well-known phenomenon that people feel time flowing faster as they age. One of the hypotheses is that shorter and more reliably working paths between neurons allow young people to process more information during the same time frame, leaving them with the impression that more things have happened, therefore more time has passed. (Kind of like watching a modern movie with 24 frames per second versus an early with 16-18 fps.) Imagine watching the melodrama Santa Barbara for 9 years and thinking that each episode was shorter than the last. However, this is just one of the hypotheses–there is no consensus yet.

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    Tweet showing a parent sharing a hilarious moment with their kid misunderstanding the concept of age and time.

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    #5

    Woman at beach with two adult sons, illustrating kids unintentionally hilarious by not understanding the concept of age.

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    #6

    Tweet about kids being unintentionally hilarious by not understanding the concept of age, mentioning a coaching swimming confusion.

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    There are several scientific studies on kids' comprehension of age, such as "Now I’m 3: Young Children’s Concepts of Age, Aging, and Birthdays," which you can read in full here. One of the focuses of the study is Western children's ability to understand the relationship between having a birthday party and actual aging (Western, because birthdays are treated with great importance here).

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    Kids being unintentionally hilarious by misunderstanding age, pretending candy cane lawn stakes are real canes at Christmas.

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    Tweet about a niece’s hilarious misunderstanding of age and color invention, showcasing kids unintentionally funny moments.

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    Child’s unintentionally hilarious answer about age showing confusion on why people get grey hair with a drawing.

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    #11

    Screenshot of a tweet showing a kid unintentionally hilarious by not understanding the concept of age asking about age and being dead.

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    Different cultures not only have different birthday celebration traditions, but age calculating systems as well. In Korea, your age would be different—it would not matter what day you were born, you would be the same Korean age all year. You can calculate it here.

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    #13

    Tweet showing a humorous kid’s question about age and work, illustrating kids unintentionally hilarious moments about age.

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    Tweet sharing a hilarious example of kids being unintentionally funny by not understanding the concept of age.

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    Understandably, senescence is a hard thing for adults to cope with: the feeling of having not achieved enough, losing smoothness in skin and motion. Some works of fiction play on this fear of aging by exaggerating how fast it happens, such as Hayao Miyazaki's Howl's Moving Castle from 2004, or M. Night Shyamalan's 2021 film Old. However, there are real-life conditions causing premature aging. Hutchinson-Gilford progeria syndrome, sometimes nicknamed Benjamin Button disease, is one of them. Hopefully, medicine will soon be able to help people who have it more effectively.

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    #16

    Tweet about secondary school kids being unintentionally hilarious by misunderstanding the concept of age.

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    #17

    Tweet about kids unintentionally hilarious comments showing misunderstanding of the concept of age with a SpongeBob reference.

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    #19

    Tweet showing a kid hilariously misunderstanding the concept of age while talking about driving and growing old.

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    Tweet showing a funny interaction where kids misunderstand the concept of age, highlighting unintentionally hilarious moments.

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    #21

    Tweet of a funny conversation highlighting kids being unintentionally hilarious by not understanding the concept of age.

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    #22

    Tweet showing a kid hilariously misunderstanding age by comparing a 22-year-old to their grandma being 27, funny kids moments.

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    Understandably, senescence is a hard thing to cope with, especially after puberty. Some works of fiction sharpen the emotional effect by portraying sudden aging as the main event, such as Hayao Miyazaki's Howl's Moving Castle, or M. Night Shyamalan's 2021 film Old. However, there are real-life conditions causing premature aging. Hutchinson-Gilford progeria syndrome, sometimes nicknamed Benjamin Button disease, is one of them.

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    #24

    Tweet about a 7-year-old hilariously misunderstanding the concept of age while asking about daughters and sons.

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    Screenshot of a humorous kid quote showing a 5-year-old misunderstanding the concept of age with funny guesses.

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