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The things said from a squishy-cheeked face with the most innocent toothless smile can hurt surprisingly bad.

Things like "you're 18, how come you're unmarried, what's wrong with you?" Oh, the toothless things I was talking about are children, not talking frogs from the cursed forest–this is real life and real adults' egos get bruised when kids try guessing their age.

Twitter user @msdanifernandez helped to collect many of these Shakespearean (and not so sophisticated ones, let's be honest here) insults into one place, and we selected the best/worst for you to laugh at.

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#1

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Kookamunga
Community Member
5 years ago

Adults are all fossils to children.

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    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yes Adam, why did you let the dinosaurs die?

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    #3

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    notdrem
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Old man.

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    #4

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    We still wait for the first woman president ever so it wasn't strange that the kid asked that

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    #5

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wow, she looks fantastic.

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    #6

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    notdrem
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Never too early to be the worlds first female grandpa swim teacher.

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    #7

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    Pink Floydian Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sounds about right!

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    #8

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    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Me too - lots of kids experienced this. When I saw Wizard of Oz, my head nearly exploded.

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    #9

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    foliemeester Report

    SilverSkyCloud
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    well, technically they're not wrong

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    #10

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Isn't the big one (the great one) the first one though? Didn't want to make it worse😅😅😅

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    #11

    TheBaltimoreSon Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    You are not a boomer! You are part of the generation that is ruining the scooter industry of course!! (Always millennials fault!)😅😅

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    #12

    sarayublue Report

    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sad that kids thsi young have already been socialized to think that marriage is a given.

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    #13

    mmmadison_ Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I would probably have said "Actually you can die at any age! Some people even die while they're still babies!", but then I have a history of saying things to children I probably shouldn't. :p

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    #14

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "Well pretty much how i feel after your question my child"

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    #15

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    Brendan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well, I might as well start organising my funeral.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Because we all know that every woman's purpose in life is to get married as soon as possible. /s

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    #17

    JayDinNJ Report

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well, did he?

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    #18

    kambabe Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Biology says it is unlikely.

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    #19

    marcusthetoken Report

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    We had SO MUCH FUN without phones or internet. Probably more fun then you are having right now.

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    #20

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I wouldn't risk a third guess

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    #21

    bparras Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    No sponges were always yellow

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    #22

    dollybeads7 Report

    notdrem
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well, I didn't got to school I spent too much time running from dinosaurs.

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    #23

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    Sportsgal
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    When you're frail and 40...lol

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    #24

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    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "You, my little darlings, have cured me of any and all desire to have kids".

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    #25

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    TheBoredPanda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    lol whole adult

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    #26

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    OK i imagined a pack of chocolate brownies😅😅😅 (am not so familiar with the scouts)

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    #27

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Possible. Unlikely, but possible.

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    #28

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    34 here no wrinkles and no grey hair.... it must be a miracle

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    #29

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    RandomBeing
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    i misread this initially as "helping bring back their 7 year old" like as in bring back to life. Needless to say i was momentarily confused.

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    #30

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That escalated quickly

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    #31

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Seriously the fact that we have passed these beliefs to the children is sick! And don't tell me there are no adults that believe that!

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    #32

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    Sportsgal
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    How old are you?

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    #33

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    Flopsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is not so bad. I watched quite a bit of black and white tv and I am 33.

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    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    When DID the USA actually acquire color TV?

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    Katchen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Maybe Aisha married her dad?

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