"Didn't Do It": 34 Times Kids Were Caught In The Act But Still Denied Any Responsibility

'Hello, this is your teacher speaking.....'

I could see my brother having tried this.

Kevin tried this and somehow pulled it off, when he called to book the hotel, remember? "Hello, this is Peter McCallister, the father, ..."? Why would a person say, he is "the father" without mentioning his kid coming over by himself?

LMAO 🤣😂

Audibly laughed at this one

I have to shake my socks and shoes before putting them on, since my two cats love to somehow get random stuff into it, like dead bugs (ouch)

I've heard of jacket potatoes, but not sock potatoes.

Man I love kids! They can come up with the weirdest stuff, I love that so much.

I have so many questions...

I read it as "when I was 4I" Horrifying.

Imagine the cat! Bouche won't share her box. If anyone comes near, even to clean it, she runs to use it.

The detective skills of mothers is unmatched!

Either that or the cat needs to go to the vet

Well, good thing you weren't eating bugs.

No? 🤣

Who can't just laugh at that

".....the were released" :D

The funniest bit is that it took her years to figure it out.

Warned my toddler son the marbles he was playing with were going to roll under the TV stand and get lost. 5 seconds later and it happens. I said see that's why I said by careful. He told my "whatever you think you saw wasn't that". Politician in training

I swear all is go through this! Years ago my friend and her daughter were visiting, the little girl found a sticky pad and put Reina was here now everywhere. I still find them occasionally

Apparently I also was a wall artist to the point where my mantra was, "Well, if I 'cribble, I 'crub.".

Ha! When I was like, 5, my brother(6) and I decided to play "barber shop". We took our stuffed animals and cut off their "hair" with kiddie scissors, then after we had the great idea to cut EACH OTHERS hair. Lets just say my mom wasn't thrilled, especially since my brother had SCHOOL PICTURE DAY in a few days(I basically snipped off all of his hair, and he cut me some bangs. He wore a hat in his school picture😂)

w h y

Wow. A lot of these revolve around butter.

One time when my family was about to sit down to dinner, our collie jumped on the table and ate a stick of butter. I was 4 yo and I still remember that decades later. I was amazed!

My sister was the midnight margarine finger scooper.

I love butter and would like to eat butter sticks. I don’t but I totally see the appeal.

Kindly give the turkey her pepperoni back.

... And it snuffed up my nose

That kid's got a heck of a powerful sniffer

Cakesniffer

Then it obviously wasn't coming from the fire extinguisher. I wonder what did cause it.

Kid was just trying to Jedi Mind Trick 'em. 😉

dead WHAT????????

Obviously the dead chipmunks did it

Parent's never blame the girl, especially if the brother is older. Just straight facts.

your mom is crazy 😂

Shocking. And not in a funny way.

And yet the babysitter saw nothing? You might want to get a better babysitter next time.

Sounds like something my family would do 😭✌️

I am sure the cat is gonna seriously consider scratching someone

That is one amazingly chill cat o.O 😻

Apparently I had a very early urge to emulate schrodingers experiment at the age of 3 involving our long suffering cat and an ice cream tub. Thankfully my mother's "suspiciously quiet child" sixth sense kicked in before any harm done.

I used to be good at guessing what I was getting. Once present when I was about 10 was a real mystery, so I carefully opened it and resealed it so well that no one knew. On Christmas morning, I told everyone that one is a new watch, and proceeded to explain how I knew so they would all be proud of what a great job I did putting it back together perfectly.

pls do