The average time spent by recruitment managers for analyzing a resume for a job position is 5 to 7 seconds. So let's say you're one of the lucky ones who caught their attention. What's next? Sweaty hands, racing heart, restless legs... In short, a job interview. Sure, you could've done your homework beforehand to save you some sweat, but hey, looking for a job is the best place for some improv, right? Sadly, no.
Whether you're crapping your pants while waiting to be evaluated or recovering from another epic fail, it's probably best to stop obsessing about it. And what better way to accept your job search shortcomings than realizing there are many more who are going through the exact same thing? Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilariously funny memes that perfectly sum up every job interview ever, and it's just what you need to ease the pain. Lame jokes, spacing out, you name it, we've got it all. So relax, continue scrolling, and enjoy the best memes!
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Perfect Suitability
Aha, you say after checking out our refined selection of memes, I'm chill and collected, now what? Well, there are things you can do straight away that can elevate you above other applicants. First of all, research the industry and company you're trying to get into. According to Experis, an organization that specializes in employment services, an interviewer is likely to ask how you perceive their company's position in its industry, who the firm's competitors are, what its competitive advantages are, and how it should best go forward.
Slightly Incompetent
Next off, clarify your selling points and the reasons you want the job. "Prepare to go into every interview with three to five key selling points in mind such as what makes you the best candidate for the position," Experis wrote. "Have an example of each selling point prepared ('I have good communication skills. For example, I persuaded an entire group to ...'). And be prepared to tell the interviewer why you want that job – including what interests you about it, what rewards it offers that you find valuable, and what abilities it requires that you possess." This way, you present yourself as someone who is really, really interested in the job and worthy of an offer despite lacking something others might have.
Uno Reverse
Also, try to come up with a few questions for the interviewer that demonstrate your knowledge of the company as well as your motivation. Interviewers always give a chance to ask them if there's anything you'd like to know and no matter what, you should make use of this opportunity. Responding with, "No, not really," may give out the impression that you're not that interested in the job or the company. If you're stuck, however, and can't come up with something specific, consider using the classic, "If you could design the ideal candidate for this position from the ground up, what would he or she be like?"
Food Is Good
DK Global Recruitment said that the average length of an interview is about 40 minutes but 33% of 2000 surveyed recruiters claimed that they know within the very first 90 seconds of the interview if they will recruit the candidate. In the same survey, managers mentioned the following mistakes as some of the major reasons why they might reject someone:
- 70% indicated applicants were too trendy while attending an interview.
- 67% mentioned that the candidates were unable to make eye contact.
- 55% because of the way the jobseeker walked through the door.
- 47% of the times candidates didn’t have any information about the company they are applying for.
Special Skills
Job Interview Memes
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Five Year Plan
The Greatest Weakness
Experienced Worker
What they are looking for is someone who is an expert at a what they do, but too inexperienced to question what their bosses are doing.
Show And Tell
Special Skills
Fast Thinking
Young And Experienced
Creative Thinking
No Words Needed
The Dreaded Question
Thinking It Over And Over
Honest Advice
Definitely Good Enough
Qualifications vs. Salary
Never. Never come to France, it will be probably lower ;) A lot of graduate are in difficulties to get a job. Too expensive, they say... Or it's just the minimum level expected. ;)
Load More Replies...I'm English but even I know that's an incredibly obscene wage for someone with a masters degree. It's so insulting.
What the f**k, I didn't go to university for five years and be thousands of dollars in student debt only to be paid 15 dollars an hour
but imagine yourself in same situation when you work in Slovakia (in European Union) and have only 4 euros per hour
Load More Replies...This is a TRUE story. I've been looking for a new job for a year now and I have seen this countless times. I have 15 years of experience also and I have been offered $11 an hour. I literally hung up on that person
Before most likely. Also, pretty common in the U.S. for a job to request a masters or bachelors degree with little pay. It's only going to get worse going forward as colleges demand more money, and jobs have more desperate job seekers.
Load More Replies...In Indonesia it's totally a lot of cash i guess. Our minimum salary is 15 USD for a day (8 hours). So I can't relate with this picture 😂. With this salary in Indonesia you can buy a new house and new car in 1-2 years. Cash.
yes. I went to school to get my bachelors, and this is exactly what I'm facing. can't even afford to pay my student loans and buy food, gas or housing on the pay they offer.
There are a lot of creative ways to default on your loans. Check out the subreddit r/studentloandefaulters
Load More Replies...Im an Engineering graduate and worked as a part time android developer basically if someone works 8 hrs a day on this job they'll earn roughly 120 dollars a day which is more than what i earned from my job in whole month that is around 80 dollars
Imagine trying to pay off a masters-level education, plus pay your rent on $15.29/hr. Better off driving Uber/Lyft...
Or waiting tables, landscaping, bar tending, etc
Load More Replies...The salary for 8 hours of work is more than monthly minimum wage in my country.So this makes me very confused
Assuming this is 15.29 US Dollar you also have to take into account the costs of living in the United States which makes it a very low salary for someone with a master's degree.
Load More Replies...I may be naive to the job world, but I'm assuming this is bad and ridiculous.
For me, a person from Eastern Europe with a Master's degree, this salary sounds extremely good (if you live in Europe). But, of course, our education is not crazily expensive as in the US and our prices are not like there (I guess). I haven't been to the US, so my impression of these comes from the TV...
Must be looking for a graphic designer. That's common in our field. -_-
It happens. I've been a bookkeeper for over 25 years, but don't have a degree in accounting - which you have to have in order to become a CPA (even though I have also worked as a corporate controller). When asked the difference between a bookkeeper and an accountant I usually say "about $60 an hour".
Well it does say "minimum " which is the lowest you will start at, so maybe you might make more than that.
I dunno, but I think even getting paid by the hour is weird for a job that requires a Master's degree... I'd prefer a monthly salary by the time I get to this stage. Just finished my master's degree and I finally found a job that's not paying me by the hour... :P
Btw. that new job will be paying (before subtracting taxes etc.) around €2700/month for a fulltime job. That's not even THAT much more than $15/hour. ;) Not in the US though, in western Europe.
Load More Replies...It’s too bad people are so desperate that they can’t boycott this b******t or unionize. I would sell my plasma before I worked for so little pay. That s**t is f*****g RIDICULOUS.
I do not come from an English speaking country so my best guess is that this amount per hour is much smaller then it should be, right?
Waaaaaay smaller than it should be. I just graduated with my Master’s degree, and am having a really hard time finding a job. So far, the only response I’ve had is from a temp agency I signed up with out of desperation. I am very hireable, if I can get an interview, and should be starting out somewhere close to $50,000.00/year (about $24 to $25 per hour) with my credentials and related experience. But it looks like I’ll be temping as a placeholder job just to keep money coming in, and sending my resume everywhere for a while before I finally get a bite on the kind of job I should have. And don’t get me started on entry level suddenly meaning 4-8 years direct experience...
Load More Replies...That's twice the salary proffesors have in Croatia. I guess this joke flew over this country.
Is that even real? I only have two bachelor's and I get roughly twice the amount? I get almost the same wage at my summer job and I don't have any papers for that, only experience. Well, the living expenses are quite high here.
It depends on your job. I made more than that at a job where no degree was even required.
Load More Replies...just to have an idea..what's minimum wage in the US? and what would be a fair wage for someone with a master degree?
US minimum wage is $7.25, but many areas with higher cost of living have higher minimums. San Francisco has a minimum of $15/hr, but the average 1 bedroom apartment is $3600/month.
Load More Replies...I'd Rather Not
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My favourite one of recent times: "Can you perform under pressure?" "I don't know, but I can take a stab at Bohemian Rhapsody."
I can do a passable ice, ice, baby... Close enough?
Load More Replies...I did my homework on a company before an interview, I was then asked by the MD what I knew about them. I recited information about their company looking to invest in a foreign company. The Financial Director didn't know anything about it and they started to argue...And I didn't get the job.
I hate it when they ask what we know about the company, even for the lowest kind of jobs. Why on Earth do I need to know your history for (for example) stocking shelves and helping customers?
It's not history they want you to know. Your answer..or lack there of, tells them how serious you are about the job and whether you plan to stick around for a while. That interview is your "assignment" or "job" at the moment. By researching the company and showing you're prepared for the interview, you'll show them that you will do any job asked of you, thoroughly. And believe me..they're not just looking for someone to stock shelves and help customers...they're looking for someone they can eventually promote from within.
Load More Replies...One of my co-workers son's went to a job interview at a pizza place. The manager was late for the interview because she was overwhelmed with making pizzas since they were so short staffed. So when she asked him "Do you know what this job involves?" He responded with "Doing whatever it takes to give you freedom to be the manager." He got the job.
Who TF does all these stock photos? I swear the people in them are dead inside. Those empty eyes are haunting.
I think the goofiest question I ever had during an interview was when I was asked "What type of breakfast cereal do you see yourself as being and why? " I was floored when the manager asked me that question. It wasn't like I was going for a management job or anything like that, just a peon sales associate. I think I told her Fruit loops and because I can get crazy lol
Well, now I'll never be able to walk through a door without overthinking it and being ridiculous. Has anyone else ever analyzed how they walk through a door before this?
Things I learned as an interviewer - smile as you go in and meet people's eyes so that you project confidence. Don't come in carting a load of stuff with you - if you are bringing in a presentation have anything stashed away in a nice tidy case or folder. You want to look organised. (Don't do what I did three days ago and open a door and have your foot in the way so that, somehow, you bash yourself in the face. Fortunately I was at home and there were no witnesses.)
Load More Replies..."where do you see yourself in 40 years" HOW THE FLYING FLIP AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!
And dont even forget the questions like "Do you have kids?" or "Are you planning to have some?", because although they are not (mostly) related to our professional experience, they just want to know if we are good targets for overtime work.
Thankfully those kinds of questions aren't allowed in the UK as they're considered discriminatory - should raise a red flag if someone gets asked them.
Load More Replies...I don't work at IT because I had an interview twice for 2 different jobs with neither of them was with a professional who knows what programming actually is, the requirements were minimum but I told that I am not totally pro with those exact programming languages (which is way more than needed already) because I just can't lie - it seems just not good for me to do so. Now I simply learning for a degree so I could give a signed paper and clearly say I am true pro - not opinion but a fact. It's mostly my personal issue of course.
As an advertising artist, I ALWAYS made time to talk to any artist who called to ask me real questions about getting employment. And some people would actually ARGUE with me when I told them what works or what to say. Some people refuse to be helped...
I am grateful every day that I will NEVER have to go through this b******t again. No matter how hard it is to bet on yourself and make your own money, it’s still a better deal than this f*****g scam of begging someone to LET you make THEM rich while you stay poor as dirt. F**k that.
So, just to be 100% sure, you don't find them funny?
Load More Replies...My favourite one of recent times: "Can you perform under pressure?" "I don't know, but I can take a stab at Bohemian Rhapsody."
I can do a passable ice, ice, baby... Close enough?
Load More Replies...I did my homework on a company before an interview, I was then asked by the MD what I knew about them. I recited information about their company looking to invest in a foreign company. The Financial Director didn't know anything about it and they started to argue...And I didn't get the job.
I hate it when they ask what we know about the company, even for the lowest kind of jobs. Why on Earth do I need to know your history for (for example) stocking shelves and helping customers?
It's not history they want you to know. Your answer..or lack there of, tells them how serious you are about the job and whether you plan to stick around for a while. That interview is your "assignment" or "job" at the moment. By researching the company and showing you're prepared for the interview, you'll show them that you will do any job asked of you, thoroughly. And believe me..they're not just looking for someone to stock shelves and help customers...they're looking for someone they can eventually promote from within.
Load More Replies...One of my co-workers son's went to a job interview at a pizza place. The manager was late for the interview because she was overwhelmed with making pizzas since they were so short staffed. So when she asked him "Do you know what this job involves?" He responded with "Doing whatever it takes to give you freedom to be the manager." He got the job.
Who TF does all these stock photos? I swear the people in them are dead inside. Those empty eyes are haunting.
I think the goofiest question I ever had during an interview was when I was asked "What type of breakfast cereal do you see yourself as being and why? " I was floored when the manager asked me that question. It wasn't like I was going for a management job or anything like that, just a peon sales associate. I think I told her Fruit loops and because I can get crazy lol
Well, now I'll never be able to walk through a door without overthinking it and being ridiculous. Has anyone else ever analyzed how they walk through a door before this?
Things I learned as an interviewer - smile as you go in and meet people's eyes so that you project confidence. Don't come in carting a load of stuff with you - if you are bringing in a presentation have anything stashed away in a nice tidy case or folder. You want to look organised. (Don't do what I did three days ago and open a door and have your foot in the way so that, somehow, you bash yourself in the face. Fortunately I was at home and there were no witnesses.)
Load More Replies..."where do you see yourself in 40 years" HOW THE FLYING FLIP AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!
And dont even forget the questions like "Do you have kids?" or "Are you planning to have some?", because although they are not (mostly) related to our professional experience, they just want to know if we are good targets for overtime work.
Thankfully those kinds of questions aren't allowed in the UK as they're considered discriminatory - should raise a red flag if someone gets asked them.
Load More Replies...I don't work at IT because I had an interview twice for 2 different jobs with neither of them was with a professional who knows what programming actually is, the requirements were minimum but I told that I am not totally pro with those exact programming languages (which is way more than needed already) because I just can't lie - it seems just not good for me to do so. Now I simply learning for a degree so I could give a signed paper and clearly say I am true pro - not opinion but a fact. It's mostly my personal issue of course.
As an advertising artist, I ALWAYS made time to talk to any artist who called to ask me real questions about getting employment. And some people would actually ARGUE with me when I told them what works or what to say. Some people refuse to be helped...
I am grateful every day that I will NEVER have to go through this b******t again. No matter how hard it is to bet on yourself and make your own money, it’s still a better deal than this f*****g scam of begging someone to LET you make THEM rich while you stay poor as dirt. F**k that.
So, just to be 100% sure, you don't find them funny?
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