45 Times Italians Expressed Their Disgust Over Italian Dishes Cooked By Other People
The whole world knows how proud Italians are of their cuisine. And they have a reason to be. After all, they are the ones who invented pizza and they know how to prepare a dish as simple as pasta a million different mouth-watering ways. And let’s not forget about gelato and tiramisù. Are you hungry yet?
Well, maybe you should hold your appetite. Turns out, there is an account on Twitter that is dedicated solely to Italian food, but it’s not what you think it is. @ItalianComments shares food that Italians are mad at and cannot approve of. These dishes are a sacrilege in Italians’ eyes and they have a lot to say about them.
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Symmetrical Diet
I always think that if pizza misshapen/imperfect/bubbly/puffy/dotted with charred bits, it is a sign that it is really good (e.g. homemade, made from scratch, wood-oven fired)
Yeah, it shows that it was handmade, and that’s always better then not handmade
Load More Replies...yea it doesnt look perfect but it tastes 5 times better than american pizza
Italian pizza is wayyy better ... cheese and pepperoni on a card bored crust yuck
You can't beat the Sicilian classic, which is, btw, what I make at home best I can. "Regular" pizza.... Sorry, no.
Truth is that I would picked left one with mozarella. In Czechia we do right variant too often with plastic like "eidam" cheese and that thing glues your intestines for whole week. Kudos to exceptions.
It was supposed to be a pun. Because in French "Louis XVI" sounds like "Louis says" so... Nevermind, l'm leaving.
Load More Replies...Fake cheese made from plant oils hydrogentated to make it dirm and additives to make it “melty” mixed with skimmed milkpowder . NOT actual cheese. On the american one. Also I doubt the pepperoni has much actual meat in it but made of grissle, fat and additives ti give some taste. Anyone , who prefers the golden symmetrical factory version, never had real wellmade homecooked ones.
The highly entertaining Twitter account @ItalianComments has more than 100k followers and they post everything that has to do with Italian food. Especially food that is so far from the traditional cuisine that you can only vaguely see the resemblance.
Of course, the dishes that attract the most attention are pizza and various pastas. The screenshots @ItalianComments posts almost always contain comments made by Italians mocking the food and expressing their expert opinion on the matter.
The American Cross
this is somthing i would make as a dare then i would take one bite almost die from a heart attack then wake up then think about my life choices
'Murikins care about so-called freedom - namely, the right to buy any guns they want and do whatever they please without consequences -more than anything. They don't understand that the better part of liberty is responsibility.
Load More Replies...As a half-italian, that hurts me. And, y’know, it would hurt ANYONES eyes. Just why?-
Why is there so much debate about pineapple on pizza? If no-one liked it, nowhere would sell it. I happen to like the contrast in flavours.
I will eat COLD pineapple on pizza, but if it’s been in the oven it’s the worst...
Italian cuisine is the most popular in the world. YouGov actually conducted a survey in 24 countries asking 24,000 people which foods from 34 national cuisines they've tried and which of them were their favorite. The research revealed that surprise, surprise, Italian cuisine was preferred by the majority. 85 percent of the people agreed that they liked Italian food, especially pizza and pasta.
The nation that liked Italian food the most, with 99 percent of the representatives in the survey, was Italians. They are their culinary tradition’s biggest fans and they will defend it when they see it being mistreated.
Come Here, Dinner!
My mom's speciality is making stuff out of the sad pathetic remains of the fridge/ pantry.
Load More Replies...Haven't you ever had a deconstructed meal?! Come on Man. Tomorrow, take a gulp of milk followed by a hand full of cereal - no need to mix them - followed by a raspberry. Your tummy will put them all together.
Load More Replies...I think the yolk is normal but everything else is tiny, since it's one of those weird fancy restaurants that doesn't give you actual food
Load More Replies...Honestly, these hipster food trends are getting really out of hand.
The account has been active since 2015 and has blessed its followers with more than 1,500 tweets. You can find some patterns in the content @ItalianComments shares. The photos often are of weird food combinations of pasta, for example with rice, and of course, the sacrilege of sacrileges that makes an Italian's blood boil—pizzas with pineapples on them. Share your opinion—is pineapple on pizza appropriate or are you with the Italians?
Deconstruction
no, i am italian and here we use "abortion" to say that something is disgusting (here abortion is safe and legal, generally speaking, some doctors can choose to not helpyou have an abortion but you simply go to another one). it's just the word "aborto" that has a strong sound, but i can see how in an english language context is a little over the top. sorry ;_;
Load More Replies...Oh man. As a dane I can tell you that it's only poor students and people with no idea of cooking who would eat s**t like that.
You can just put olive oil and salt instead of ketchup. It's the same amount of time and dificulty and it's a dish, not shid.
Load More Replies...My sisters here in Sweden claim that Ketchup is a base food like poato. And yes. They eat pasta with truly astonishing amounts of Ketchup on the plate. Sometimes, a taste police seem like a good idea.
It is just as easy to open a can of tomato sauce, plus some seasoning.
This is disgusting. No joke, I thought this sounded ‘nice’ when I was younger, then I tried it... I still don’t think my taste buds have recovered.
no NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I FEEL LIKE THEY ARE INSULTING US ITALIANS!!!
I can second this, I was an au pair in Finland a couple years back, and I had to make this dish at least once a week... Plain pasta + minced meat + ketchup... I tried making real food with spices and they were terrified about it, they wouldn't let me use anything besides salt and pepper. I love cooking so it wasn't an easy time.
The comments under these photos are as entertaining as the photos themselves. The Italians are not holding back and are critiquing the dishes without mercy. They compare the food in the photos with puke and other nasty things, expressing their disbelief that someone actually eats this and go as far as to say that what they are seeing is a crime. Of course, we understand that they are mostly joking, but knowing their passion for their food, part of an Italian's soul probably is truly suffering seeing things on pizza that they consider should never be put on it.
Actually, in Japan, you can eat raw egg on rice because the eggs are so fresh.
Load More Replies...excuse me if im wrong or its actual ingredient but- IS THERE AN EGG SHELL IN THE FOOD
I'm not even the slightest bit Italian, but WTF? Carbonara is one of the world's perfect dishes. This is just a disgusting mess.
#NationalPizzaDay
this one is not that bad. Also, I agree bamboo shoots don't belong on pizza, but they ARE delicious on other things
This one does not seem so bad. At least it is healthy and does not look like someone pooped on it like a lot of other foods in this list.
We have to applaud the successful attempt of ruining three cuisine in just one plate. Something to be really satisfied. Bravo
*hears slow clapping from my side of the world*
Load More Replies...I get the Japanese and Italian parts (easy, I know). Can someone please explain the Brazilian one? I'm really curious.
I was thinking about it, but the person beneath has a point. Brazilian cuisine likes ruining another culinaries. I say it being a brazilian myself.
Load More Replies...Good. They deserve every second of that firey poop that they most certainly will be having for making a monster.
Load More Replies...It is not surprising that the Italians are so passionate about their own food. It’s part of their national identity; they have a whole culture surrounding it. Eating is a pleasure, dinner is considered quality time with family, and their food traditions go way back. Did you know that modern pizza developed in the 18th or at the beginning of the 19th century? All those circumstances explain why Italians are so attached to their food and why seeing others making the dishes barely recognizable provokes heated reactions.
Same Thing
Not only do I break pasta in half to cook it, I hate twirling it. Hows that for psycho?
Well, if your spaghetti is very long and you pot is a tad small... sorry. I wish for a nicebig pot for next birthsday. 😊
Comparing breaking spaghetti with children's bones is what's psychotic.
Hope
Make sure it's Naples, Florida - you'll be just fine.
Load More Replies...You can like it. You cannot order it in Naples, Italy. At least if you value your own life.
Load More Replies...Hey people have opinions you know. Apparently some people are allowed to like broccoli but we can’t like pineapple on pizza?
Bruh pineapple on pizza is not so bad. (My opinion) It tastes okay but not good
We called those poodle pricks - burnt sausage offered next to scramble eggs at the UCSB dorms. NASTY! I no longer accept sausage on my combo pizzas and substitute another "Fruit" not pineapple but tomato - google it. ;-)
Load More Replies...Puke and Snot? They're actually my favorite Renn Faire performing duo. Google it. :)
Load More Replies...What are the "bullets" really? I've never seen/ heard of them - what is that stuff?
That 𝕀𝕤 so gross. Burnt shells drowned in peanut butter. (Proceeds to fall over)
The Secret For Immortality
That is actually a biopsy of someone's arm and leg veins after eating this delicacy.
Load More Replies...i need to go burn my eyes out and cut off my tongue after seeing this picture and imagining this taste
this reminds me of something my parents would say to me ¨it all goes down the same pipe¨ no s**t karen but thats nasty
My dad always said, "it's all going to the same place."
Load More Replies...Pineapple pizza haters and pineapple pizza lovers must unite to save earth from the real threat.
This is sooo gross! Excuse me while I barf in the corner...
As an Dutchman I feel ashamed now and crawl in a corner under my desk to softly weep
Netherlands is the country with the worse food in the whole wide world. Don't believe me? Try "filet americain"! The only edible thing they have is stampot.
My African husband refuses to believe that the stamppot is the whole meal. He insists there has to be more to the dish, but I just forgot. Nope, it's really THAT boring lol.
Load More Replies...In The Name Of Carbonara
Having been a chef, I must admit this is the first time I have seen vomit on pasta. So unappealing! 🤮
Have you seen American gravy and biscuits? Now that looks like vomited on a plate!
Load More Replies...Why is the sauce on top? And how? I don't know what that is, but it's not carbonara.
Like Grandma Used To Make
That's what my dog explosively dumped on the last question.
Load More Replies...Im pretty sure ur grandma would smack the S#@% out of you for comparing this to her dish
eh... if she was like my grandmother... uhm... yeah.... there's a reason mom learned to cook.
Load More Replies...Lasagna apparently. I'm screaming those words in my head.
Load More Replies...My Nonna (italian ((?)) word for grandma) would have a fit if anyone compared this to her lasagne. She prides herself on her pasta, and it really is the best.
I have a valve implant, bypass and a brand new stent, think i'm going back to surgery after even looking at this concotion!
I love chilli, pizza and cinnamon buns but not together that's just nasty
Yeah, that would be gross. Wouldn't the pasta break down sitting in so much water for so long?
Load More Replies...Trying to cook pasta in a slow cooker is ridiculous. You'll just end up with a starchy mess.
And completely unnecessary. One of the best things about most pasta types is that they are super fast to cook.
Load More Replies...Disaster of a monstrosity. That looks like shells mixed with chicken broth and thrown in a trash compacter, getting all of the juices so « good ». ACK
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Spaghetti alla milanese do not exist. And if they existed, they wouldn't be like that.
yeah what the f**k are spaghetti alla milanese??? (i'm from rome)
Load More Replies...FIY: the real Pasta alla Milanese is actually a dish from Sicily and it's made with pilchards. Not to be confused with the Risotto alla Milanese (rice seasoned with saffron) and the Cotoletta alla Milanese (beef cutlet cooked with butter) which are both traditional dishes from Milan.
Overcooked spaghetti topped with tomato sauce from a can (unadulterated), sliced bologna, and dried herbs? This is an abomination.
Looking at vomit does cause vomit in some people, so that’s very reasonable
Load More Replies...I am american and oh no, This crap I would never even try.
Load More Replies...OH Man!! It appears that I am in the minority here. I actually think I would want to attempt this dish.
Same. I could spend a bunch of time layering all this, or just put the same ingredients together quickly. Tastes the same. Perfect looking dishes are for guest.
Load More Replies...What's the big deal with this one? All the regular ingredients of lasagna, just not layered, and soupier. Probably tastes great, provided the tomato sauce is good
Ah, the famous german cuisine. Everybody loves us for our cooking skills
German cuisine is not so bad. ;) Only experimenting with other nation's food is danger territory here.
Load More Replies...Oh yes. Add some delicious death mixed with lemon and Lima beans. That should go well. Oh yeah, I forgot, the WHOLE OLIVES ON GHERE THAT NO ONE BOTHERED TO CHOP. (Gags)
why blaming trump for natural occurrences because they just come naturally on their own my god mattia but I don't like trump but he should not be blamed for something that was not in his cause.
This looks so disgusting... I would eat it if the choice was this or die, but otherwise never.
Sigh ... why always vegans? Ever considered the possibility we wouldn't be "preachy" or "annoying" if YOU would stop the pointless complainery? Also, this totally convinces me I miss out on a lot of delicious things since I stopped eating meat. How can one even survive not enjoying this delight of well-balanced ingredients in such a unique and beautiful arrangement?
Lazanga
Note - 80% is not eaten after they rushed to the bathrooms.
Load More Replies...I, too, am morbidly curious about trying this one...
Load More Replies...I'm not saying this is great, but you must admit it's more palatable that the digusting messes that came before! Just a bit weird, and I don't mind weird. I DO mind disgusting, though.
Please tell me this parliamentarian is no longer serving. Or, if he is, I hope he is serving in jail for the travesty done to this pizza!
I've eaten enough Cuban food to know not to automatically reject something just because it has bananas on it.
They eat that in Sweden, no joke. They also eat hotdogs with mashed potatoes and shrimp mayonnaise salad. As a dane, I need this embarrassment to stop.
As a swede - I've seen worse. They put anything and everything on pizzas here...
I was impressed with the dough work until my brain finally admitted to what it was seeing in the rest of the picture.
Yes, I was I.pressed with the way the dough looked, could of made a nice apple or fruit pie or something
Load More Replies...When the moon hits the sky like a big Pizza Pie thats amore lol thank you DeanMartin
Monica said it perfectly. Looks exactly like poo-pie with parasites. Urgh
When I read the comment " someone pooped on a pie. And they have intestinal tape worm". I about died. Could NOT stop laughing.
i agree, as an italian it's not that bad. It's just weird to put salad next to the pasta but hey, you do you (and maybe the problem is the fact that in the picture the pasta isn't spaghetti alla bolognese but it's just spaghetti and tomato since plus mozzarella but, again, not a bad looking pasta)
Load More Replies...'to cleanse the palate' SORRY BUT FANCY WORDING WON'T MAKE YOUR FOOD FANCY
The only thing you could cleanse with that abomination of a dish is indeed a pallet...
Load More Replies...I eat pasta AND salad in the same meal, but I use a different plate. Anything else is evil.
Looks much better than some other photos. At least there's actual sauce, not just ketchup.
Mayo, sugar and vinegar. And maybe some Italian seasoning or something. Really popular, at least in the US, until the 70s. I was born in '81, to health conscious parents, so never had it.
Load More Replies...Basically mayonnaise, just with more vinegar and less oil in it than "normal" mayo.
Load More Replies...First ketchup and now salad dressing on pasta? I really can't believe that is good to eat.
you can have ravioli. you can have lasagna. you cannot have both combined
What is this hang up about ketchup. A can of tomato sauce is not that hard.
Oh my god!! I almost peed myself I laughed, well still laughing, so hard!!! Thank you!!!
Load More Replies...it's the worst of all three, and the deepest form of blasphemy.
Load More Replies...Me too!!!!!!!! I would legit try this if it was warm.
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Did you have a breakdown and throw together the first few things you saw?
this reminds of a time when we were visiting a grandfather I never really had the opportunity to know. he was making breakfast. insisted it was one of my dad's favorite when he was a kid. Corn Pancakes. Now, Corn pancakes are normally made with corn meal. they can be good. No. These were made with frozen corn- similar, for example, to adding chocolate chips or blue berries. Yeah... I realized that most my family, apparently has one hell of a poker face.
Italian Wisdom
OMG! The poor scallops!! What did they ever do to deserve such cruel treatment?!?
i mean i dont like scallops but i feel bad for them.
Load More Replies...Im sorry I don’t know what carbonara looks like. What is wrong w this?
My motto when i cook meat/seafood is to make a good dish so they were killed/eaten for a good purpose.
How About Giving Them Short Pasta
HOW MANY TIMES DO PEOPLE HAVE TO LEARN THIS! YOU. DO. NOT. CUT. UP. PASTA!
I have yet to see or hear a person who can justify why they should stop. It doesn't change the flavor or even texture of the pasta. Why, exactly, is it such a crime to cut up pasta?
Load More Replies...My 3yr old is super messy, I'm not going to arm him super long sauce strings
Load More Replies...Eliska Hulkova, we don’t cut noodles in Asia. A long noodle means a long life. So we die a lot? No we don’t.(Please excuse me not adding the accents to your name, I am a bit too ticked off )
I'm sorry, I didn't want to offend anyone, I just saw it on the Internet somewhere and now I see it's not true.
Load More Replies...See I’m ok with this. I’m Italian too! Don’t chop it, but little kids can and will choke. They can still enjoy a good noodle slurp without being unable to swallow it.
I don't wanna know how many people have seen this and done it...
When I was a kid, my mum served spaghetti full size. (no cutting up no breaking into pieces) If I didn't learn how to twirl, I'd be wearing sauce all over myself.
Half a pineapple jumped on this dish sacrificing it's life so other pineapples could live on in drinks and pizzas - a True Hero.
Load More Replies...Don't tell them to calm down... I'm enjoying the entertainment!
Load More Replies...Put pineapple on the normal way. Don’t be some psychopath
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Politeness
Oh good god!!! Pineapple does not belong on pizza!!!
Load More Replies...Why do they call it that??? When I see canned pineapple cut like that they just call it pineapple tidbits!
Keep your day job at Arby's - we got the beef or move over to Olive Garden and master making huge mass produced volumes of pasta and American Kraft cheese by the barrel.
Load More Replies...I mean, I understand this may not be the way the italians intended for alfredo to be served, but it looks pretty good.
Sarah Maria, unlike Italians, who like to sit at table together and eat and socialize for an hour, Americans want to bolt their food and run. They need it all on one plate so they can wolf it down and leave the table. (if they're even AT a table....)
I love Italian food,especially from the Northern areas at the foot of the Alps.I started seing this Post,did not finish it I literally was gagging and will have this in the back of my mind for ages.However this dish,not perfect at all,is edible...
After reading this thread, I want to mention that everyone is welcome to eat whatever the f**k they like. You love spaghetti with ketchup? Very well. Only don't call it an Italian dinner. And don't post it anywhere. This is a guilty pleasure and you should not brag about it. :D
Yeah, most of it was fine. If you're hungry and that's all you got go ahead and be creative, it can taste yummy.
Load More Replies...These are abominations to food. The Italians are right to feel outraged and insulted.
A few days ago, an american got really upset when I said some of them really disrespect other cultures by butchering their food. I stand by my statement.
Yes. If you want to cook food from a region try to keep it as original as possible (inside reasonable limits). I hate seeing people cooking "paella" that has 0 to do with my culture. Then call it rice.
Load More Replies...Yikes. Imagine taking on the emotional weight of what everyone else is eating. Eat whatever you like people - put cheeseburgers on pizza. Cut up your spaghetti, hell, dye it different colors if you want. Use as few or as many dishes as you want (not everyone has dishwashers and piles of dishes). I'm glad you're able to feed and enjoy yourself.
My American family is filled with great cooks and I cannot understand why so many of these people think they are Gordon freaking Ramsey because they mixed dessert and dinner or put puke on their food.
(Now, I'm writing something that shouldn't be taken seriously, but... ) This is not only cultural appropriation, this is also the worst level of offence to our Italian hearts!!! Seeing those not-very-edible things be called "carbonara" or "pasta alla bolognese" or "lasagne" and writing that those things are "inspired to Italian dishes" or even claming them to be Italian is a true Blasphemy!! Our foods is our soul!! How dare you.... the ghosts of thousands of Nonne (grandmas) will persecute you and your family until the end of the world!! They will beat your ass with rolling pins and ladles whenever you think of putting ketchup on pasta again!! ( And I'm sure you don't wanna know where they will put you if you dare ordering some ananas on your pizza, respect first kid) I have warned youuuuuuu
LOL.... and my grnadma ain't Italian and she's gonna haunt these peple! FOOD IS HEART AND HOME. Ooooh someone's gonna feel the wrath ;-)
Load More Replies...Probably gonna get a ton of downvotes but, if people like pineapple on pizza just let them do their thing, yeah? Please don't call me offensive to Italians it's just my opinion please don't downvote me thanks!
Have you seen the abominations many foreign countries try to pass off as "American food?" No one has any room to talk - or any room to downvote.
Load More Replies...After reading this thread, I want to mention that everyone is welcome to eat whatever the f**k they like. You love spaghetti with ketchup? Very well. Only don't call it an Italian dinner. And don't post it anywhere. This is a guilty pleasure and you should not brag about it. :D
Yeah, most of it was fine. If you're hungry and that's all you got go ahead and be creative, it can taste yummy.
Load More Replies...These are abominations to food. The Italians are right to feel outraged and insulted.
A few days ago, an american got really upset when I said some of them really disrespect other cultures by butchering their food. I stand by my statement.
Yes. If you want to cook food from a region try to keep it as original as possible (inside reasonable limits). I hate seeing people cooking "paella" that has 0 to do with my culture. Then call it rice.
Load More Replies...Yikes. Imagine taking on the emotional weight of what everyone else is eating. Eat whatever you like people - put cheeseburgers on pizza. Cut up your spaghetti, hell, dye it different colors if you want. Use as few or as many dishes as you want (not everyone has dishwashers and piles of dishes). I'm glad you're able to feed and enjoy yourself.
My American family is filled with great cooks and I cannot understand why so many of these people think they are Gordon freaking Ramsey because they mixed dessert and dinner or put puke on their food.
(Now, I'm writing something that shouldn't be taken seriously, but... ) This is not only cultural appropriation, this is also the worst level of offence to our Italian hearts!!! Seeing those not-very-edible things be called "carbonara" or "pasta alla bolognese" or "lasagne" and writing that those things are "inspired to Italian dishes" or even claming them to be Italian is a true Blasphemy!! Our foods is our soul!! How dare you.... the ghosts of thousands of Nonne (grandmas) will persecute you and your family until the end of the world!! They will beat your ass with rolling pins and ladles whenever you think of putting ketchup on pasta again!! ( And I'm sure you don't wanna know where they will put you if you dare ordering some ananas on your pizza, respect first kid) I have warned youuuuuuu
LOL.... and my grnadma ain't Italian and she's gonna haunt these peple! FOOD IS HEART AND HOME. Ooooh someone's gonna feel the wrath ;-)
Load More Replies...Probably gonna get a ton of downvotes but, if people like pineapple on pizza just let them do their thing, yeah? Please don't call me offensive to Italians it's just my opinion please don't downvote me thanks!
Have you seen the abominations many foreign countries try to pass off as "American food?" No one has any room to talk - or any room to downvote.
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