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Welcome to the far Nordic country known for its delicious salmon, northern lights and some of the happiest people on Earth. The chances are, as an American, you haven’t heard much about Norway, and we’re about to change that.

This corner of Reddit titled “Norway” is a perfect place to get to know this incredibly beautiful and intriguing country a little bit better. With 286k members, the community is dedicated to sharing pictures of anything Norway-related, from culture to nature, from memes to Nordic jokes.

Below we wrapped up some of the most interesting pics that shed a light on what life in Norway is like.

#1

Why Is Norway So Good At Winter Olympics?

Why Is Norway So Good At Winter Olympics?

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Sad Quokka
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha 😂. This is awesome. Go Norway

QuirkyKittyGirl
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All my mind's eye sees when I think about beach volleyball in Norway, is people in snowsuits and moon boots, wrapped up to the eyebrows, waddling down to the beach, which has been plowed just for the game. And matching pompom hats and mittens in team colors.

Annie Persson
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We are intensely much outdoors as often as humanly possible. So those two months of sunshine we spend at the beach

Wiki
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most Norwegians grow up near a beach, so once the snow melts and the sun starts to come out again, we rush to the beach

Tushar Roy Mukherjee
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well they do have saunas, so the beach volleyball shouldn't be that much of a stretch.

Jaya
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I imagine people playing beach volleyball in the sauna, which is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my head.

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Loverboy
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've said it before, I'll say it again. Norway is superior in every way.

Kat Hoth
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laughed so loud that my husband gave me a weird look.

MAKtheknife
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They do so well in Winter Olympics because in the US all we are allowed to see are the sports that the US athletes are good at. I never knew They even had the Ski/shooting event until we only had Canadian TV. much better coverage than the US.

Isaac Harvey
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Americans are couch potatoes- some of us, quite literally. From experience, Norwegians could go hiking with their family for two hours as soon as they get up and never hear a single complaint.

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    #2

    Narth Dall Yun Juh

    Narth Dall Yun Juh

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    Donkeywheel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The actual secret is… gas. Norway earns a shitload of money out of natural ressources and this wealth is equally shared (unlike the confiscation that happens in the Gulf countries). Easier to be happy when you’re rich and everything is paid for.

    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has nothing to do with oil. Venezuela, Nigeria, Saudia, they all have tons of oil, but suck. Phillipines, Indonesia have fish, Mali has so much gold, Congo has a lot of valuable minerals- and they suck. Norway ONLY got wealthy because of social politics. I met a super rich guy one, who got rich in the 60's/70's (not because of oil). He said he LOVED paying taxes, and wished they were higher- because the money goes to hospitals, schools, poor people, infrastructure. Nowadays, the rich people just move to Switzerland and don't give a s**t about others. So wealth divide is growing and Norway is actually not that happy anymore.

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    Superb Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finland has been the happiest country in the world for several years in a row. The same reasons apply.

    Suzy Creamcheese
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be happy too if I lived in a country where there were no Republicans.

    LovingKnuckle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still always gotta be cautious about those happiness rates. Norway has a much higher suicide rate than Mexico

    Trash Panda 🦝
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What most middle class and (damn near) all lower class Americans stress about, most of Scandinavia does not. Education, heath insurance, income, transportation... These are not things 98% of them never have to stress about. Can you only imagine the happiness you'd find/have if those stresses were removed from your life?

    Andreas H
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But same goes for Germany (with better weather) and we hate ourselfes and everybody else.

    Evija Pakalniņa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As much as I love Norway I would not call it's health-care free at all. I lived there 10 years ago and just to see GP was £25, and that was A- LOT from my au-pair income.

    SingingCatMom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed....a bit stiff on an au pair's salary. We have what's considered top-of-the line insurance and we still pay $30 (US) a visit. What doesn't happen in Norway is going into bankruptcy to get, for example, life-saving health care. THAT happens in the US with depressing frequency.

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost seems like a civilized country. Almost as if socialism works! Who would've thought?

    Henry George
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Social Democracy. It’s different. A strong free market with a good social welfare net.

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    Christina Keenan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't listen to mp Arizona. Whether it's a joke or not, Norway is awesome. Every country in the world except the United States, has fairly good social programs AND national health care. We suck, especially with the jerks in congress who don't want us to have what they have. What they have is some of the best health care, not just in the country, but in the world.

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought Finland was the happiest country.

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    #3

    Saw This On R/Sweden, Thought It Would Fit Here Too

    Saw This On R/Sweden, Thought It Would Fit Here Too

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    KJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never wanted to be Scandinavian more!

    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Swede I can confirm that this is true.

    Claire Armstrong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is the exact reason why I need to move to a Scandinavian country! Well that and the snow ❄️

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    Norway is known as one of the most beautiful countries on Earth, where people, nature, and animals all live in harmony. To find out more about what it’s like, we spoke with Stian Samuelsen, a nature photographer based in what he calls “the top of Europe, at 70° 11' 57''N,” in the subarctic part of Norway.

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    Stian is inspired by the raw nature around him, the spectacular Varanger peninsula, the inland, and the woods of Pasvik. Through the photographs, Stian tries to show the rest of the world the spectacular beauty of the northern lights and the midnight sun.

    #4

    Norway Here I Come!!

    Norway Here I Come!!

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    Chachacolada
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The coffee section about USA drinking most coffee is not true. The most coffee is drink in Finland, about 12 kg/26 lbs per person per year. Norway still comes second though.

    Michael King
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a per capita number. OP was looking at totals

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    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, Finland consumes the most coffee in the world.

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Norway is just fantastic, no wonder it's the happiest country in the world.

    Firefoxy3121
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    . . . Norway is sounding better and better

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously considering becoming a Norwegian.

    Hellsbunnies TV
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fact checked this. Not one of these claims are true.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tacos, Coffee and Comics . . . Ya Hoo! I'm on my way.

    Foam Hammer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coffee consumption should not include Starfcuks or similar which has nothing to do with real coffee.

    SingingCatMom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are ya gonna do if it's dark half the year?

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    #5

    Ok, Men Hva I Helvete Skjedde Egentlig? (Hej Från Sverige)

    Ok, Men Hva I Helvete Skjedde Egentlig? (Hej Från Sverige)

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    La Petite Morte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard at this I woke up 5 dogs & startled the blind cat.

    Tushar Roy Mukherjee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butter is lubrication for the machinery of the digestive system. Trust me.

    RafCo (he/him/ele)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Know what makes me mad about Scandinavians? How is their English so damned good? Their English is better than my Portuguese, and that's my native language.

    Trash Panda 🦝
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most children are fluent. The movies aren't dubbed, the TV shows aren't dubbed, etc. They listen to English speaking music, etc. The youngest Swede I met completely fluent in English was 7. No BS.

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    Terran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, but what happened??? Where did the butter go?????

    RMA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad butter harvest. Butter was $50 for 1/2lb.

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    Amanda Rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google translate strikes again!

    SeaLouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think “smør” and lubrication are one and the same word. It is in Danish, which is very similar to Norwegian.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, THAT would be an explaination...

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    #6

    bishybishhh Report

    TeaAndWhimsy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should show Denmark squashed at the bottom

    Greta Kolding
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, there's water between Denmark and the others. Cats don't like water.

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    Joanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 3 best countries

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't realize these countries were quite so furry.

    Trash Panda 🦝
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ehh, Norway and Sweden yes, Finland not so much. Just the north of Sweden and Finland attach Finland. They're separated by the Baltic sea.

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finland and Sweden are both great countries, meme is perfect.

    WA2DK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Dane, I kinda feel left out. Like the runt that's been pushed out of the kitty-bed 😄

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Der er et billede nr 2 der hører til billedet her. Der er en kat der repræsenterer danmark.... som har en af de andre kattes røv i hovedet. Haha! Ej, jeg elsker sgu det meme. 😁

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    Leslie Crawford
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I would be better at geography if all maps were built with cats as land masses.

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    “It's spectacular when you can't get enough of the aurora, and the lovely midnight sun. Or when you just want to hide from the storms, or the extreme cold we get here, with -40C almost every winter, luckily it doesn't last for long, but it bites you when it comes!”

    “My interest in photography started in my first real job when I worked with printing plates and film at a printing company in Alta in the late '90s. I was around great photographers and looked at their great works, and I remember I wanted to be as good as them. But, my job paid little, so I decided to change direction and got a job with my father-in-law, as a truck driver, and that is what I did for the next 20 years, and still partly do,” Stian recounted.

    #7

    Elsker Dere Alle

    Elsker Dere Alle

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    Terran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They write the songs in winter when they can't fugging see what's in front of their house for two months

    Lawrence
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living in paradise but having to look at cruise ships and host cruise trash all the time is enough to drive anyone to the brink.

    V V
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling people cruise trash is classless. When I see cruise ships in my city, I see explorers, adventurous people living life and expanding their horizons.

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    Creepy panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they wanna bring about ragnarök

    Demosthenes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhh the house looks like that for exactly 4.5 days per year. the rest of the time it’s a frozen death metal wasteland

    Mr. Toast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if that place has 6 months of darkness and most of it you are stuck in a tiny cottage even the most kind, good hearted Grandma would end up writing black metal songs with references to Satan thrown in...

    Wiki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This but for half the year the sky is either gray od black and everything is covered in snow and the air is so cold you wanna scream everytime you have to walk outside

    Glenn Milliken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If not for dreams then there's no inspiration

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's the best death metal there is.

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    #8

    A Village In Norway

    A Village In Norway

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    Paul Werner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what are the chances one of those houses are eating Taco's that day

    Annie Persson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it is Friday, about 97% I guess, Friday is Taco day

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    Joanne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful. Just beautiful♡

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful. But does Amazon delivery? Not sure I could make it unless they do. ;)

    VikingAbroad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have the cutest railway ever! Flåmsbana. Google that :) and you can take the train up into the mountains, watch the huldra sing by the Kjossfoss, then zip line half way down and bike the rest of the way down the mountains to the river again. It is amazing, beautiful and just an adventure!

    Ines Albrecht
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend and I took the Flåmsbana last year in spring up into the mountains and back down. We drove 3 hours in the morning from his uncles house to visit Flåm and drove back in the evening. It was totally worth it. It was so breathtaking, one of the most beautiful places I've ever been to.

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    Bon Jour
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know the grass isn't always greener but damn that looks nice. I would love to retire there.

    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The grass definitely isn't greener in Norway. Not for much of the year, anyway.

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    Mark Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this the town almost destroyed by the busted dam in the first Superman movie

    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF, Norway; why you gotta flex like that?

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Majestic, seems nice and quiet.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to live there, but have it be 60 to 70 degrees year round....... Sooooooooo.............

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    #9

    Norway - Here I Come!

    Norway - Here I Come!

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    Rats Inc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the irony. She blames immigrants and yet she’s immigrating to Norway? Oh man… how does one attain this level of stupidity?

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send her over here to Australia. We can guarantee she'll never be seen again.

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She will make the average IQ of Norway drop by 20 points if you let her in, please don't.

    Zack Vander
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trumphumpers are such morons.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine fleeing the horrible, horrible "Socialism" of America, and choosing Norway as your refuge.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Lost to the immigrants" She says, as she's literally IMMIGRATING! Send to her Russia - the US doesn't want her back either.

    Sue From Michigan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If American conservatives really want to leave (yes please) they should take their Putin loving a*ses over to Russia.

    TheBadHalfofHel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On behalf of the Americans - I am so sorry and have no f*in clue what she was thinking.

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    In 2016, the photographer was going through a difficult time. “I suffered from serious depression, and things were pretty bad. A good pal of mine, who is a photographer, picked me up, took me out on photography trips, and inspired me to regain the interest that had been slowly gone over the years.”

    Stian said it changed when he was reminded of his great talent for photography and decided to get his first DSLR, a Canon 760d. “And suddenly I got a hobby that I really enjoyed, and at the same time I was able to get out in nature and enjoy the beauty that surrounded me.”

    #10

    Look Out For Us

    Look Out For Us

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    KJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have all of this in Scotland and free (paid via taxes) prescriptions, it should be the norm for all countries.

    A B C the Third
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "BUT THAT'S CoMmUnIsM!" - says every trumppet ever

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    Jocie (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YAASSSSS BERNIE *excited noises*

    SingingCatMom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only people that US government looks out for is the top 1% (who control 32.3% of the country's wealth).

    Red PANda (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing is Norway is rich and doesn’t have as many people up take care of

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would someone in Norway like to adopt my family. I'm in the US and would very much like to live in a country where the people are valued and the quality of life is good.

    Cyndi Moring
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America's too corrupt to do government right

    El Howard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's it like living in a country of 5 million people that takes in $130 billion a year in oil revenue? Well, that's probably as close as we can get to a socialist paradise.

    Annie Persson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We decided those things before we found the oil Also, most of the oil money is plowed back into investments all over the globe. There is a list of things that the oil fund is not allowed to invest in, mostly illegal and immoral things, and a list of things that are recommended, like research into green energy. I think it is something like 3% that is used to pay for things each year, there was a huge debate over how much extra we should spent to help out after covid

    Lisa Onitnelot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have that in America. excellent health care, the job pays for my education, and i actually get 2 months of vacation. the only thing i don't get is a year parental leave. honesty wouldn't want that anyway.

    Monique Miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet, when a president says America first, it’s an outrage

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    #11

    This Is What It Feels Like As An American Who Has Spent Time In Norway

    This Is What It Feels Like As An American Who Has Spent Time In Norway

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    El Howard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Norway gets $130 billion a year in oil revenue for a country of 5 million people. They can afford throw a lot of cash at social programs!

    Justme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *eyes our inflated military budget*

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    brukernavn340
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a Socialist country. It's a Social Democratic country. So the comment that currently has 6 downvotes ("None of the Scandinavian countries are socialist") is factual. I should know, as I'm Norwegian myself.

    Jeff Diamond
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the US is the only developed nation to not have strong welfare programs. And our politicians say that other places are sh*t hole countries.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just read another study that stated any attempt to refute a conspiracy theory (socialism is bad) is a waste of time. If what the experts are saying is true, it's looking worse for the future.

    Mickie Shea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old guy probably, collects Social Security, Medicare and has been on unemployment most of his miserable life. We feel'n sorry for him.

    Cyndi Moring
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America's true nature has evolved out of capitalism into socialism but we feel disloyal to our parents so we pretend socialism's wrong

    Sandy Kavanaugh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't the word social suggest voluntary cooperation?

    Tony Debski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    INDEED....brain-dead repost from the 'right'.....as ever!

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    #12

    The American Dream

    The American Dream

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would commit a crime just to be sent to prison in Norway. Ridiculous how a prison treats it's inmates better than America treats it's citizens.

    Best Behave
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that the wrong way round… it’s ridiculous how US treats its citizens worse than other countries treat their prisoners

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    M.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ey its the guy! I dont know the actors name but he was Aziraphale and the head Volturi guy.

    Phil Green
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see that picture, I ask myself: Are they in some 70s band, the guy on the right is holding and air guitar.

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeeeah... It's not okay to make fun of poverty.

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think it’s making fun of the people, but the systems that they have to live under, and extortionate healthcare/eduction costs.

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    Else Sakshaug
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well - it's much better to rehabilitate the prisoners n stead of treating them badly. If not they'll return to prison again and again and what's the point of that? It's more economical when they can return to society, get a job and pay taxes 👍

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America has chosen to be a punitive country. Ss so we will always have more violent and heinous crimes than the more advanced civilizations.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen photos of their prison cells, and they are 100% nicer than most homeless shelters and urban apartments in the US.

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need one guy for pity, too.

    Gunhild Drage
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People talk about prisons in Norway, but what they actually mean is Halden prison. The rest of our prisons are much more ordinary.

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't remotely true and anyone who believes it is incredibly stupid. freedom is far better than prison in any capacity. If you don't see that, then you are truly an idiot.

    A B C the Third
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "anyone who believes it is incredibly stupid" and "If you don't see that, then you are truly an idiot" are statements that make YOU an idiot. If somebody doesn't know something or doesn't "see" something, probably due to missing foregoing education, be it on specific topics or in general, doesn't make them stupid, just uneducated.

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    Being in nature, Stian realized, had a healing power on him. “Slowly, my head started getting better, focusing on something other than the bad things in life. And now I am a semi-pro photographer, working with what I enjoy the most, nature, and capturing it,” he told us.

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    More than anything, Stian enjoys the calmness in nature, the sounds, “whether it’s the birds or waves, or wind.” He added that “being outside with a campfire, under the northern lights is just magic for my soul.”

    #13

    The American Education System Strikes Again!

    The American Education System Strikes Again!

    ALevel85Jew Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They may have been dumb but at least they weren't racist.

    Katrin Krueger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Additional negative points for misspelling "confederate"

    Christy Means-Stephens
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ran into this after showing photos of my trip to Wisconsin. Stoughton, WI has a large Norwegian population, so there are plenty of flags, particularly on their Main street. When I got back home, I was showing the pictures to co-workers, and one of them said “Ugh, they are so racist there.” I just glared at her and said, “That is the flag of Norway, you ignorant troll” 🙄🙄. Btw, Wisconsin is gorgeous & I absolutely love the people. Moving there for retirement is definitely being discussed.

    Jessica N
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live outside of Green Bay, north Wisconsin is amazing especially up by Stoughton :) Most of us are of Scandinavian descent, my great grandpa came here in 1898 on a ship from Norway. Whenever I meet a visitor they are amazed how friendly everyone is. I've been surprised when travelling outside the state that people don't talk in store lines or say hi when passing on a sidewalk

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    Larry XK
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to p**s on anyone's parade, but that pic is utterly fake, I mean I can even add text to any picture

    Tugg Ster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    embarrassed American here. So very sorry Norway.

    V V
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are idiots in every country. Can’t believe this was serious. I’ve met many Americans who are highly intelligent.

    Melissa Hamed
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there are so many things wrong with that statement. Let's get the obvious out of the way. They misspelled Confederate. also that's not how the lines cross on the Confederate flag they are diagonal not across the way a Norwegian flag is. And of course people are f****** dumb. Also the American education system is not responsible for all idiots. They teach him the correct thing but somehow it doesn't translate.

    Bad Ass69
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw come on now! Not all Americans are that daft just because some fool has bad eyesight and is shy of brains. The thing is who ever wrote this can't read to well. It says Norway. 🇳🇴 on it.

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    #14

    Anyway

    Anyway

    Gypsy-Jesus Report

    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣 brilliant... Upvote for Jezza

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a vile man who will say anything for attention, no matter how horrible, misogynistic or racist. He's a multimillionaire many times over but pretends to be an 'ordinary bloke' despite being born into money. He disregards UK law at wver turn and has ruined the village where his farm is located. Yuk. Just yuk. Being charismatic does not excuse being a twotwaffle

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Norway also has one of the lowest recidivism rates in the world, with only 20% of inmates returning after 5 years. That's what happens when you focus on rehabilitating inmates instead of money. 2/3 of all inmates in prison in the U.S. weren't actually convicted. There are also those for profit prisons that shouldn't exist. Edit: Thank you Tim for correcting me.

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So......What crimes do I need to be committed? (Asking for a friend)

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you are a citizen you get deported.

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    Trash Panda 🦝
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They genuinely do believe in rehabilitation. If I'm not mistaken they have the lowest recidivism rate in the world. Top 3 for sure.

    Justme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, and with so many things going 100% remote after COVID- there’s no reason why some can’t get college degrees and real jobs that actually pay. Right now, college degree offerings are limited to specific “prisoner programs” and their $0.30 per hour jobs are a joke.

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    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks nicer than my college dorm room!

    Mariele Scherzinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like my room in the students' dorm, if not a tad bit bigger.

    Else Sakshaug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the way: the most extreme prisoners aren't let out into society but kept locked up, though with the same comfort.

    Else Sakshaug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again - look at my comment for picture 12👍

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    #15

    Walking My Dogs This Morning

    Walking My Dogs This Morning

    PlinketyPlinkaPlink Report

    Gin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, I was up to experience the beauty of the sunrise and the dawn chorus this morning... while my dog ate grass and puked.

    Sinnsyk Jakte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dropped my glasses in a pile of feces once because the boys had a difference of opinion in what direction we should go.

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks beautiful and very peaceful as well. OP seems to be good at taking photos

    Martin von Bargen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many thanks. I was experimenting with the angle of my phone and how the glare affected the sensor. I got lucky with this shot.

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    Martin von Bargen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was me that took that photo. And here they are this winter with my son in the kitchen. Pretty stoked that the photo was credited to my Reddit account. Thanks for all the comments. 20230314_0...5d165c.jpg 20230314_065444-1-64301b85d165c.jpg

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long daylight hours in the summer, communities that live with nature instead of against it, and some of the best natural scenery in the world. A photographer’s paradise.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm knowing what norway's seasons are like I'm going to guess this was midday. jk

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    On the other hand, Stian believes that many people in Norway are growing more distant from nature than the previous generations. “But it might just be that social media is telling a false story,” he added.

    Stian explained that at least in his part of Norway, being out in nature is a very common thing to do. “The hunt and fishing culture is strong up here in the north. Being outside, using nature is a part of our culture, especially in the Sami community.”

    #16

    This Country Is Safe

    This Country Is Safe

    FellowOfHorses Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Despite there only being 5.4 million people in Norway, 12 million doses of the vaccine have been administered, with at least 80% of the population receiving one dose. Only 5000 deaths out of all those people, this entire time.

    Laura Binns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Zealand. 5.1 million people. 3,138 covid deaths.

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    Rolf Johansen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    after keeping 2 meter distance as required , we can finally return to the default 10 meters

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sounding more and more like I need to move to Norway.. literal months of darkness, Healthcare AND a lack of human contact... sign me up!

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely inherited those genes!!!

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    #17

    No Lies Detected

    No Lies Detected

    Scandinaaier Report

    Trash Panda 🦝
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's really not that hard. 😁 They don't conjugate their verbs. Same tense for I, you, he, she, one, they, them, all the way down. And they put the word 'the' the end of the word. We say, THE cat, . They say kattEN, catTHE. Their nouns are either "masculine", "feminine", and sometimes (kinda rarely), neutral. But that's a hell of a lot easier to remember than the conjugation of 5000 different verbs, lol. Pronunciation, or as I like to call it, learning how to sing the language, will come naturally. Before long you'll start dreaming in Norwegian. After that, you'll never forget it. 😁

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a Swede and can understand "normal" Norwegian (Riksmål) with little or no trouble. Nynorsk or Bokmål; not so much.

    Ingvild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if you learn, you will most likely understand swedish and danish too!

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Norwegians also speak a bunch of different languages, so I don't think you have to worry too much about it unless you're learning just to learn.

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have a Norwegian example of how radically different the dialects are, but Finnish is a single language and the west and east dialects can't agree on wether "itikka" means cow or mosquito and there are actually two Norwegian languages so the difference must be greater than that... So it's really not just a simple issue of pronunciation

    Trash Panda 🦝
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh Finnish, the hardest language in the world to learn. I have a lot of family in Espoo, and thank God they speak swedish, lol. We all wish the great grandparents had continued to speak Finnish when they came over. Grandma Jackson grew up not being able to speak to her older brothers who couldn't come over when her parents did... But her mom and dad said America was their new home and English was their new language. When I lived in Sweden one of the 4 channels split Finnish news and then kicked back to Swedish. I'd watch and listen to those news casters speak and would just be in awe that a 20 letter word with 16 vowels could be pronounced like that. Fascinating language, for sure.

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    Annie Persson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Foreigners learn the standard national version of our language, and most if them pick up the local dialect as they go about their daily lives.

    RMA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sticking with just learning Bokmål so that I can read Norwegian crime novels. I can’t cope with the dialects. Even the Ylvis brothers speak different dialects from each other!!!

    Vera Frei
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More than ten km! It is like 2 km

    MED71
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, I can drive south, in same state, 90 minutes and appreciate accent change.

    Wenche Johnsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10km? naa more like every 5.... i swear some of my countrymen is like trying to decipher donald duck

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    #18

    Very Important Advice For Visitors

    Very Important Advice For Visitors

    jonasali Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American introvert, please do not do that to me. It'd be a miracle if I even decided to go out.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it has been said, that every time a fjord closes, another opens. Or something like that.

    JuJu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we agree to that in general, please.

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This works in Sweden and Finland too, and perhaps Denmark as well.

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely inherited those genes too!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me! Does this mean I'm Norwegian? Every day, there's a knock on my door to let me know they haven't seen me and was wondering if I'm alright. Sweet right? Not really. Three years in, and I still can't convince my neighbors I chose to live alone. I like being alone. And horror of horrors, I will be alone for all the holidays by preference. Had I known, I would've studied Norwegian and escaped.

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that goes for America too, folks!

    Synlover Too
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So how the hell do you ever meet anyone new? Work? How boring! Broader your horizons & try having a conversation with a stranger. You may just be surprised 😱

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds perfect. And no one thinks it’s weird for you to be doing this. That makes it so much more comfortable.

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    We also asked Stian what was his most memorable moment while taking pictures in nature. “It was in the summer when we had this whale invasion in the varangerfjord. I saw these fountains blown by tens of humpback whales and fin whales. I watched them feeding and jumping out of the water, just 100 meters from the shoreline. That must be the most memorable moment for me.”

    #19

    Take It From Loen Skylift

    Take It From Loen Skylift

    UAE_Sniper Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to go there, it looks so pretty and calming

    peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably a bit cold. but most beautiful.

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    BeagGraineag
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plan carefully, this view is only available for 1 day in August.

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My god that’s beautiful!

    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do understand, this is in the 2 months of summer, the rest of the year they are covered in snow:)

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I could afford the plane ticket for my dogs cats and me I would be there in a heartbeat

    Verena Fiori-Jambor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been to Norway few times, since it is not that far from northern Germany, it is extremely beautiful but if you are unlucky it rains weeks in a row and you don’t see anything because of the fog

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's beautiful. Do they not have flooding problems from snowmelt?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine looking down at this view whenever you fancied it.

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    #20

    Getting Started With Norwegian

    Getting Started With Norwegian

    paaland Report

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very close in eloquence and content to northern Germans. 😄

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    Michael H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English has all these too. "Huh? Oops. Yo! Sup? Hey."

    Strahd Ivarius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I am not mistaken, this is the version for talkative Norwegians

    Annie Persson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use "og ellers?" All the time! I means "and otherwise?", and is an open invitation to tell me whatever you want to about your own life or of shared friends, or whatever is on your mind at the time

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "ellers" is "otherwise" and "du" is "thou/you"

    I just work here
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yah, no. Americans do not use that many words.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they mean English English versus American English. Americans aren't generally this polite.

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    #21

    What Ever Makes You Happy Man

    What Ever Makes You Happy Man

    Gypsy-Jesus Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the horror of free healthcare and school, low crime rates, religion that doesn't interact with the government in any way, good wealth distribution, and good housing market.

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's almost as if these things actually represent freedom a lot more than the freedom to exploit does...

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    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. F**k the US healthcare system!

    SeaLouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when Republican Policy Warriors (should be a new term. RPW’s) come up with arguments like “ why should I have to pay for YOUR healthcare” instead of wondering why it’s legal for hospitals to grossly and unashamedly overchange people for medical services. It’s quite the stupid.

    JMC5003
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've been brainwashed to fear not getting their fair share and they have no compassion. Americans are trained from an early age to believe that if they aren't living as well as those with generational wealth, it's their own failure. No matter that you didn't get the same early education, stable housing, healthy food, good healthcare and supportive community, if you're poor or just not rich, you must be lazy or stupid. Shame is a big reason people don't complain more about income inequality here, although many don't realize they've been brainwashed to feel that shame. I keep wondering how large of a negative impact exposure to leaded gas fumes has had on our culture and political system. That we've allowed the division of wealth to become so great! How could we have not realized what was happening unless we're brain damaged?! I feel as though I'm living through the fall of Rome.

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    TotallyNOTaFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Norway isn't even a socialist country, last time I checked they operate a social market economy (like all of europe)

    Zack Vander
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please change this to "Republican". Not all Americans feel this way. Only xenophobic Republicans.

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it Democrat policy to initiate universal healthcare?

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never understood the American aversion to throwing in a percentage into the public slush fund for the disadvantaged. Yet they insist this is a Christian nation.

    Jan Bowyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so grateful that my son lives in Norway. I don't worry about him not having good health care or breathing dirty air. He's slowly learning to speak Norwegian. The language classes he takes are free.

    Wenche Johnsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats 'colour street' in stavanger, kaffee's, bar's, quirky shops and rainbow lights overhead from november to february.

    Claire Armstrong
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got into so many arguments during my short-lived span on twitter regarding this kind of thing! Seriously, it was like banging your head on a wall! I'm in Scotland BTW!

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya! Without accruing debt we will never be able to pay, how can we ever get well/

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    #22

    Grew Up In Sweden And Didn't Know That Views Like These Existed Right Next Door

    Grew Up In Sweden And Didn't Know That Views Like These Existed Right Next Door

    neggt Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one of the most beautiful things I have ever in my life seen.

    Sylvia Schmitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slartibartfast really outdid himself!

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes a backyard can be more interesting than the front.

    Maria Holmstrom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all fairness, views like this exist in the attic as well. We're just too lazy to climb the stairs. Plus, the neighbor talks funny, so, there's that...

    Michael Steede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up in Vancouver and I did know...

    Joanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the heaven of earth.

    #23

    Norway Number 1

    Norway Number 1

    steveheadbaker Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sweden wants to have a word with google.

    Gia SDP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me actually laugh out loud!

    MAKtheknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a really bad one - Minnesota Vikings!

    rodger coghlan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "10,000 Swedes ran through the weeds chasing one Norwegian"

    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Norway was actually a part of Sweden back then.

    SJM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well.. yes, no, depends, sometimes. Norway was a part of Denmark back then... But then again really depends on what you mean by "back then". Denmark, Sweden and Norway, has a long and complicated history.

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    #24

    Borgund Stav Church, Norway

    Borgund Stav Church, Norway

    Kanongamla Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A church I would actually visit.

    Rats Inc
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In that case i bring up the monasteries of Armenia. If you like older architecture i’d look into Khor Virab and Sevanavank. if you want even older stuff look into the temple of Garni, a nearly 2000 year old architectural marvel. Garni used to be a pagan temple dedicated to the sun and after Armenia’s conversion to christianisty the temple wasn’t destroyed, it continues functioning to this day.

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    Susie Elle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is where the offers are made- I mean the prayers are said

    El Howard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That church is Metal as hell... how old is it? (Someone else said 830 years old).

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me, or does that look like two tombstones with chalkboard information areas?

    Norah Reilly
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like somewhere that the Addams Family would vacation.

    Noyfb noyfb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course, this old church is located in a thoroughly secular, modern country where Christian orthodoxy lingers on in the beliefs of some older people but is laughably irrelevant in the lives of most of the population.

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    #25

    Aalesund, Norway

    Aalesund, Norway

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like something out of a fairytale, what the f**k have I been doing with my life

    imsouravmitra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of Vikendi in the game PUBG

    Cathy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's lovely, but much to crowded for me

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow. Stunning. And I don't even like snow.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snow is pretty to look at. As long as you don't have to be outside and experience it! ;)

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    Billy Maguire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks a lot like the town from "The Desolation of Smaug".

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are my eyes deceiving me or is that Venice Italy with snow?

    Baali Venomax
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure about the safety being THAT close to the river. If it floods, you've had it.

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    #26

    Religiosity At An All Time Low In Norway

    Religiosity At An All Time Low In Norway

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the more prosperous and weathly a country is, usually the less religious. You can see this clearly in europe. As marx said, opium of the masses (ie the poor). Africa is super religious, unsurprisingly. I am surprised however that it is as high as 27% . France is like 25% and Czechia I think is like 10%

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would make the assumption that education plays a big part in all of that, too - if it's affordable and widely available people are less likely to be fully religious

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    RezFidel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely... nobody needs stupid white old dude fairy tale scams and indoctrination.

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's good, at least I know I won't have religion interfering with health and politics.

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Sweden, about half the population is a member of the Swedish Church, simply out of habit; they were born into the church, they barely know how to leave it. It's mostly because people don't even care enough to call themselves atheists. Religion just isn't a part of their lives. Similar to people not calling themselves non-Chess-players, people don't call themselves non-religious.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more enlightened your government the less need for benighted religion and its perpetrators.

    Red PANda (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true for Americans as well; the atheist population is growing

    El Howard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... only 27% of Norwegians still believe in Odin, Thor, and Frey?

    Junebugjump!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find this sad. When people ask if I believe in God I say, Sure do! I worship Freyja. Who doesn’t love a goddess pulled by a chariot of cats!?

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    Evija Pakalniņa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny enough I came to faith in this very country!

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All time low in the USA too believe it or not.

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    #27

    Odda, Norway

    Odda, Norway

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    Katherine Warner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How cool would it be if a troll was spotted under the bridge?

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's a troll bridge shouldn't there be a little booth for collecting the krone?

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely and not my white river rafting paradise.

    J. Emery Anderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No more trolls; they all moved online...🙃😶

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    #28

    18th Century Built, Hattfjelldal Municipality In Norland, Norway, One Of The Oldest Buildings!

    18th Century Built, Hattfjelldal Municipality In Norland, Norway, One Of The Oldest Buildings!

    JPPT1974 Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like that house is going to start walking

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    baba yaga, I think. I seem to recall that's the reference of the legs.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baba Yaga's all-terrain hut

    Rats Inc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all wheel drive? I mean miss yaga has gotta get around in the harsher climates somehow right?

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    Lyop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay! Baba Yaga vibes.

    Sara Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the house of Baba Yega!

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unlike American products, Norwegians build things to last, even through multiple apocalypses.

    Berdarien Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf. How is it "one of the oldest" buildings and only from the 1800's? That's not building something to last That's more everything else has fallen.

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    Anjali Cooper
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s Baba Yaga’s hut!! They should paint the house all colourful like hers and paint the trees like chicken legs.

    Lawrence
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there an escalator I'm not seeing? How does one get inside?

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    #29

    Norwegian Letters

    Norwegian Letters

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    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My last name has an ñ and apparently that triggers recruiters now.

    Bryan W.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I thought it was a banker's zero.

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White Swede here. We DON'T use Norwegian letters, I have to google something with their Ö and copy it, if I want to use it, as it's not on my keyboard.

    Helmut Kok
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    2 years ago

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    and you knwo what theworst swear word Danes and Norweigians have for Swedes? It's Swedes

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    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh for f sakes, can you Norwegian and danish people please stop dishing out Sweden? It's not funny anymore.

    Doggo Kiddo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a joke, if your not Swedish I don't understand why you should find it offensive, most of the Swedes are completely fine with it

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    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s another thing. I’m terrible at learning another language. I’m 🇨🇦. We start learning French very early on. I can speak about 2 sentences. Don’t understand how I kept passing. Norwegian looks scary.

    Sofie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Swede I am curious to know why this is different in the Swedish alphabet. Isn’t Ø the same as Ö? I would have prefered if we had the same 😆

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait till pepys attacks elon musk who used another scandinavian letter in his child's name: æ

    Helmut Kok
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    2 years ago

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    Danish (and Norweigian) keep the blloody swedesout of it they cam use there stupid ä

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    Hellsbunnies TV
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the classic thing of Americans assuming anyone they encounter on the internet must be American. Classic example: I was watching a stream on Twitch. The stranger was traveling through Portugal and she was filming a busker, in Lisbon. Someone commented in chat ,"Good t English is really good. I wonder if he's American." Yes. America, where the English comes from.

    LittleLiz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yeah the Vikings were pretty freaking white.

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    #30

    Happy Winter Solstice!

    Happy Winter Solstice!

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    Joanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not like i ever liked the sun .

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that, I prefer night to day anyway.

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or if you're living somewhere like Alta there's the sunset in November and the next sunrise is sometime in January.

    El Howard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grew up in Alaska. Yep, it was like this, as in it was dark both going to and returning from school.

    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American who is allergic to the sun and stuck in Texas I would really like a Norwegian to adopt me😭

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tis my wish that no one gets hurt and only helped by a warmer Norway.

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the only part I don’t think I could cope with. The lack of sunlight would make me so depressed.

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a sun hater, I would love to spend the winter in the North. Not the summer though, that would be torture.

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    #31

    World's Largest Ginger Bread Town, Bergen, Norway

    World's Largest Ginger Bread Town, Bergen, Norway

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    Emily Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am ashamed to admit that I thought this was an actual town for a second... it's a miniature display 😂

    Linda Csapo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been there for work about 10 years ago. Not only does it exist, it actually is the second largest town after Oslo. And it's amazingly beautiful (and expensive).

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is that banana when I need one for scale?

    Kristal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh. I'm so single, I thought it was talking about a town populated by gingers and I was thinking "sign me up!" (I'm attracted to ginger haired people)

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh??? Okay so after some looking I didn't see how big it actually is, but the name of the town is Pepperkakebyen.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it near a town made of milk, cause that would be nice?

    Neuropotathy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the gingerbread mosque?! Do Norwegians want to make poor burka durka refugees angry?

    Dean DuPont
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, the residents of this village are very prone to diabetes.

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    #32

    Far-Right, Anti-Immigrant, Islamophobic Mp To Sit Next To The First Mp With Hijab For The Next Four Years

    Far-Right, Anti-Immigrant, Islamophobic Mp To Sit Next To The First Mp With Hijab For The Next Four Years

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    KJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully she greets him with "morning loser" each morning.

    Annie Persson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She will go the better road, and being polite and friendly and unable for him to dislike

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    Zack Vander
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he fell off the Nazi bus.

    Adam Jeff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone call Hallmark, this has 'classic RomCom story arc' written all over it

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL - his face! Suck it dude.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stortingets = stor tingets = great thing's = great council's. Thing originally meant council. Then it came to mean "matter under discussion" then "thing/item". Forste = first. Politiker = politicker (politician). Med = with. Skal = shall. Sitte = sit. ved = with/by. siden = the side. av = of. Tybrign-Gjedde is the guy's name. I = in. fire = four. år = years.

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Thanks for the translation. It’s the words to memorize, but the grammar, at least used with this headline doesn’t look too difficult.

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    Jefferina
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahah this gives me satisfaction to the highest levels. She's a legend

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I very much want to see her just laugh and laugh and laugh while sitting there.

    PJ Langley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she ends each meeting with, "I wish you well." LOL

    Norah Reilly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he chokes on it.

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    #33

    Many Foreigners Don’t Know That Tap Water In Norway Is Great. Most Places It’s Better Than Bottle Water. It’s Literally Spring Water Many Places. It’s Not Something We Talk About, We Take It For Granted. Just Want To Inform About That Amazing Thing In Norway

    Many Foreigners Don’t Know That Tap Water In Norway Is Great. Most Places It’s Better Than Bottle Water. It’s Literally Spring Water Many Places. It’s Not Something We Talk About, We Take It For Granted. Just Want To Inform About That Amazing Thing In Norway

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    Gommaus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in Italy, in my town there are also some distributors that gives you spring water (you must usa a card) plain or sparkling. There is a limit week on how much you can take tho, about 12 litres.

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My tap water is literally bottled water -- my well is on the same ancient aquifer as a bottling company. A nearby city water is on the same aquifer. We wash clothes and flush our toilets with 300+ year old pure H2o. And yes, I'm in the US.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here in Germany, especially in the more mountainous regions a lot of villages and towns have their own natural springs and reservoirs

    Bart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, same in Nendaz, Switzerland, our tap water is straight out of a spring and there's even a company selling it (eau d'aproz)

    JustCallMeAcorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over here in parts of the western US we can drink tap water without issue. I know some places ain't like that though.

    STress
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, Croatia. Wherever you go, tap water is perfectly safe and tasteful.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have delicious tap water at my house in the US because it comes directly from a well. But when I've lived places with city water I always had to use a Brita filter because the taste was gross. So it just depends.

    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The water coming out of my faucet smells like over-chlorinated swimming pool water, it's repulsive. (Texas, USA)

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please all of you. Remember that not everyone in the world have drinking water at their disposal and stop wasting it by leaving the tap open while you brush your teath and such. One day there may not be enough water for us any more.

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    #34

    A Large Acrylic Painting I Made Of Lille Øvregaten In Bergen During The Pandemic Lockdowns

    A Large Acrylic Painting I Made Of Lille Øvregaten In Bergen During The Pandemic Lockdowns

    sequoiakelley Report

    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to come and live here please.

    Lawrence
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cobblestones! So beautiful and time consuming - both to lay irl and to paint.

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So clean and warm … lovely!

    Wenche Johnsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    o this brings back memories, I must have walked here hundreds of times when I was at uni. its cleaner then the reality, and dry

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where would i park my F350 duel tired pickup truck?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty darn impressive.

    Cathy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, you're quite talented!

    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Bergen, I think it's one of the most beautiful cities in the world.

    Linda Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet a lot of math went into that painting.

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    #35

    Mythical Beasts Of Scandinavia

    Mythical Beasts Of Scandinavia

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    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to pretend I'm well learned and cultured, but I'm upvoting this because I recognise some words that I learned from Skyrim.

    KJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure some of these creatures feature in "where the wild things are".

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a few that I recognise: havfru = habour frue (wife) = mermaid. Hav = sea, but cognate with harbour. storsjoodjuret = great sea (lake) animal (djur). -et = the. Mara= crusher (nightmare = night crusher). draugr = kind of zombie. kraken yall should know from disney's carribean series.

    R
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes. As a child I was terrified of bysen. The magic evil creature of the forest that magically flips your eyesight so you get lost. The only way to trick your way out of bysens magic was to take off your clothes and put them on inside out and backwards.

    Colin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I zoomed in and saw Selkolla. In Ireland we had selkies which were women who turned into seals.

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know Trold (or troll), Lindworm, Nisse, Mara, Skogsrå, Storsjöodjuret, Varulven and Vittra. Oh, and I've heard of Dovregubben.

    Roger Nagy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dovregubbens hall fra peer gynt er verdenkjent

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    Skipper Slack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a viewing platform next to the lake where Selma lives where you can look for her...

    ADDchallengedINFP-T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, how fun, saved this. I know of some of those beasts. Näkki being the scariest.

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    #36

    It’s Facts

    It’s Facts

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    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 possible choices are less safe than 9, who would have thought?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because the US claims it's a democracy doesn't make it so. Way too much taxation without representation to start a very long list.

    I just work here
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to know why Democracy is capitalized in American but not in Norwegian?.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both Italy and Germany were Democracies before WW2

    Larry XK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent photoshop skills LOL

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    #37

    Helt Nøyaktig

    Helt Nøyaktig

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    Haywood Jablome
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of "Mostly peaceful, but firey protests" XD

    Punk Rock Dad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except the Vikings that attacked Lindisfarne were almost certainly Danes not Norwegian.

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think it's called murder and pillaging. 🎶So sorry to be negative Bored Pandas 🎶

    MED71
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. Dead is most likely chilling. 😜

    Billy Maguire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They founded a lot of Ireland's seaport towns.

    Tacet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same reason why the Scandinavian countries are full of attractive smart women and Scotland is full of, well the Scottish. Because for 300 years the Vikings were sailing over and taking back all the good looking girls and the ones who could read and write.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tis good the Vikings were there, otherwise those goods would have been damaged.

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    #38

    Highspeed Car Chase Through The Streets Of Norway

    Highspeed Car Chase Through The Streets Of Norway

    mnatas Report

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "pull over madam! You realise your vehicle is neither taxed nor insured?"

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Norway doesn't have a ton of criminals, it's crime rate is extremely low. Except this woman, she needs to be locked up for life.

    KJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She isn't even wearing a seatbelt, life imprisonment!

    Helmut Kok
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an AUDI shehave not used the the turn indicater!

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ♪ I got a need for speed! When the cops come all I hear is whoopwhoopwhoop ♫

    MAKtheknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she's driving an Audi no less.

    Strahd Ivarius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Norway is such a poor socialist country that children have to drive Audis instead of Porsches

    R1MV4Superleggera
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, in all fairness....could be worse! They could be driving utterly awful American cars (made in Mexico, US and Canada)

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    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would they know that without an investigation ?

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    #39

    I'm From The U.s, Can You Guys Verify This?

    I'm From The U.s, Can You Guys Verify This?

    reddit.com Report

    Donkeywheel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. But not used that much.

    Sivi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only when people go full texas on harry-handel.

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    Lauren Lewis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should probably be Florida...which is way crazier than Texas

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense. Texas IS crazy and out of control.

    Lara Starchild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Sweden we say “this is pure Wild West” when something is crazy.

    Onion Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Texan, and our parties are pretty Texas. :)

    Bryan W.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That title definitely belongs to Florida.

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Texas, Florida, whatever……..

    Passerby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Synonymous with Florida, judging from all the tales of Florida men and women I have heard.

    Kay Kelly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And just getting worse. Every. Single. Day.

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    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's accurate, I live in Texas. You guys should see Florida, too.

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    #40

    99%

    99%

    Stoffen22 Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That scene was so funny. "Just because I'm a black guy in a nice car that doesn't mean it's stolen! ...well okay it IS stolen, but it's not because I'm black!"

    Bloobee bloobee bloo bloo bloo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favorite movies! This is the first time I’ve ever seen it mentioned/used anywhere. In a meme or otherwise

    Michelle Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Katie has a black man I find your post ignorant and insulting and racist

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    #41

    Finally Finished 4 Months After Moving Here

    Finally Finished 4 Months After Moving Here

    nicoletaleta Report

    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI: big critter center right: moose. Big critter above it: reindeer. A bull reindeer has antlers that will give you a headache from just looking at them.

    #42

    During Our Army Patrol We Came Across This Mf

    During Our Army Patrol We Came Across This Mf

    TheEmpireLifts Report

    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not realize Fangorn Forest was in Norway. Good to know.

    Matthew Zornig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have determined you are not orcs

    MED71
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you said hello and offered snacks. You had something right? 😆

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are no mythical beasts in Norway. Well maybe this one and some of his friends.

    Synlover Too
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah! The infamous Green Man that inhabits your forests. And carved replicas are sold across the world.

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trolljegeren is one of the best films ever made, imo! I love it so much!

    Cathy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like a couple of parrots

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    #43

    People In Bergen Celebrating That It's Not Raining For One Day

    People In Bergen Celebrating That It's Not Raining For One Day

    Mrtenz Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the rain though

    Wiki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wouldn't love it if rained 90% of the time 😂

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a second. I knew about the lack of sunshine and the months of snow, but what's this about frequent rain? Just Googled this and found that "Bergen 'enjoys' 239 rainy days of the 365 days in a year". Okay, just what has you people so freaking happy???

    Cyndi Moring
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    summer in Bergen is delightful, long days

    Anette Kudsk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No that is Norways national day

    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in Bergen a couple of weeks ago, I cursed the (fortunately intermittent) rain during the day. But then night fell, and the city was magical with the glistening reflections, especially from the cobblestone streets.

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    #44

    Only In Italy

    Only In Italy

    TheGuySwag Report

    H G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for the brunost instead of beer 🤣

    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brunost tastes more like caramel than cheese.

    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Sweden we call it mesost.

    BoredDisneyPrincess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They use special lip balm. ;) https://nypost.com/2016/10/19/they-put-drugs-in-my-lip-balm-bombshell-olympian/

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you expect from a northern country?

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    #45

    When You Live In Svalbard, Norway And Forgot To Close The Window To The Home Office

    When You Live In Svalbard, Norway And Forgot To Close The Window To The Home Office

    ahmtslmz Report

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay! Indoor snowmen competition!!

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it all covered in sheepskin?

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky they didn't end up with a polar bear in the house!

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does one not notice an open window in a place so cold?

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    #46

    Its All Norway

    Its All Norway

    Mitrax27 Report

    El Cucuy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is he pointing a gun at the first astronaut?

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of sportingly good laughs at this one.

    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweden is standing behind that astronaut holding his own gun.

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    #47

    Når UK Er Ut Etter Leiren Din

    Når UK Er Ut Etter Leiren Din

    steveheadbaker Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *shakes fist at Amundsen*

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had lots of practice. He lived with the Inuit tribes for years learning how to live off the land and survive. IIRC he wasn't just the first person at the South Pole but the first to visit both poles.

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    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Failing to grasp even a guess as to how the image and content cooperate, I shall move onward.

    Bored Koala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's about the race to the South Pole. We should wait for a native to confirm, but the title means something like "When the UK is aiming for your spot"... (a far more literal translation would be "When the UK is after your camp"). It's a very interesting (and sad) story, but in a nutshell, Captain Scott (UK) wanted to be the first man to reach the South Pole, but Amundsen (Norway) got there first. Hope that helps :)

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    #48

    How Does Norway Get Away With Selling Canned Children?

    How Does Norway Get Away With Selling Canned Children?

    patbirgan Report

    TeenieMeanie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because fresh children don’t store as well in the pantry?

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's liver pasty. It says "svinelever" and "svinekjott". That's pigs/pork. :)

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, no thank you. I don't eat my children canned.

    Dean DuPont
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid looks like the Ecstasy just kicked in...

    Evija Pakalniņa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This pate is very good. I can recommend!

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's lunchtime here in Seattle and I could really use some of that liver paté right now.

    Helen Anne Mertsching
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re so much easier to transport that way.

    Eliyahu Rooff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse than that... it's liver paste.

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    #49

    I Hope Ww3 Does Not Happen

    I Hope Ww3 Does Not Happen

    Movie_Advance_101 Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would cry if we lost Norway to Putin.

    North45
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Norway is a founding member of NATO, so.... they have plenty of protection (and now so does Finland. And soon Sweden, hopefully).

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    Mr. Toast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Finland is now in NATO and look what they did to Russia in WW2 after they tried to invade. Also you got the British Commandos and their "special" forces do their winter training in Norway. So that lot combined with a lot of angry Norwegians - Putin would be nuts...

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And? You have now 30 (soon 31) friends that would eff up any wannabe Tsar if he pulls something more extremely stupid

    Arenite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Russia is right next to Finland. Then they’d have to go through Sweden. So I’d think Norway is pretty safe.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a pleasant thought, for sure.

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't Russia have to get through Finland and Sweden before Norway.

    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh ffs the Norwegians know they have to take on Finland and Sweden first.

    Roger Nagy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    norway have sweetens and Finland's coast,look at map that is made between forever ago til today

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    Joanne
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    2 years ago

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    F**k russia!

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    #50

    Me Going Through This Sub Because I Want To Learn Norwegian And Live In Norway Someday

    Me Going Through This Sub Because I Want To Learn Norwegian And Live In Norway Someday

    TheUndeadPumpkin Report

    Vernice Aure
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How are things going, fellow Norwegians?" Basically "Whaz up, my dudes!"

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cognate version to show similarity to english: wherethen goes that, other northmen?

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    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! Put Fargo on the past 3 nights as I went to bed, just to give myself Buscemi brain.

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm learning Swedish and it seems like I get 2 for 1 😀

    Annie Persson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Norwegian, Danish and Swedish is more like dialects than distinct languages to be honest

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has been a dream of mine for years, since middle school. I'm moving out of America as soon as possible, and going to Norway hopefully.

    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should go to Sweden first, easier language to learn, and then go to Norway.

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    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duolingo might help… as long as you’re ready to be sent thinly-veiled threats.

    RMA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duolingo’s Norwegian course is hilarious.

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    #51

    Want To Know How Much Norwegians Love Taco? So Much Its A Aisle Just For Tacos In Every Grocery Store

    Want To Know How Much Norwegians Love Taco? So Much Its A Aisle Just For Tacos In Every Grocery Store

    Newbzforrealz Report

    TheElderNom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in Sweden. Probably nothing like proper tacos but so tasty.

    Annie Persson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are proper Scandinavian tacos. One of my favourite variants, I use whale meat. So dark and rich. Yes we still eat whale

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    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SJEKK PRISEN lol love Norwegian "borrowed" words (theres probably a real word for it) My favorite is Lunsj <3

    Ingvild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need it for Taco friday.

    #52

    I Can’t Believe It

    I Can’t Believe It

    reddit.com Report

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    #53

    Cruise Tourists

    Cruise Tourists

    mernt97 Report

    RezFidel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice....Cruiseshitters are a plague to every spot they "visit"

    The Scout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is mostly their pure number. Noone would mind ten or twenty of them, but if a single ship docks, there are about 5 000 of them streaming into a town like locusts, mostly with a sense of entitlement as they have paid a lot for this journey, and very rushed, as they have to be back for lunch. If the destination is popular, there might be tens of thousands of cruise tourists simultanously. You can ruin every town with this.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A "proper visit" would be longer, and you would like us even less.

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    #54

    Pertains To The Language

    Pertains To The Language

    bishybishhh Report

    Adam Jeff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accurate in the sense that no-one knows how Old Norse was spoken, in the same way that taxidermists often didn't know what the animal they were recreating looked like, so they used their imaginations.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm not really, it's basically icelandic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKl1orAWIao

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah, exaggerating. It is the same more or less as icelandic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKl1orAWIao ...sounds quite normal.

    Bart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thing on the right looks like it needs a hug...

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved!!!! Old Norse classes at the uni! 100% my fav thing there! Made me realize a lot about how language in Denmark and Norway and Sweden developed the last 1000 years.

    #55

    Every Year Norway Sends A Christmas Tree To The UK To Thank Britain For Its Support During The Second World War. What Did We Do To Anger You Guys This Year?

    Every Year Norway Sends A Christmas Tree To The UK To Thank Britain For Its Support During The Second World War. What Did We Do To Anger You Guys This Year?

    danbarker Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no :( that is the saddest looking Christmas tree I have ever seen.

    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leaving the single market means parts of the tree were taken as tariff coming across the border

    RMA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know Norway is not an EU member, right?

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    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't see anything wrong with this. All my Christmas trees looked like that up until I came across my S.O.

    Gin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They aren't in the EU and don't care about brexit. Tree suffered on the journey and didn't look like this at the start.

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    #56

    Norwegian Sweets Have...[breasts]

    Norwegian Sweets Have...[breasts]

    th4tus3rn4m3ist4k3n1 Report

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the evangelical conservatives of the US would literally immolate if they saw such horrors

    H G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More candy on the seigdamene

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    #57

    Small Norwegian Villages Are Always So Eerie. (Skånevik)

    Small Norwegian Villages Are Always So Eerie. (Skånevik)

    Dj_Lil_PastaYT Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something from a horror movie or game, maybe Outlast.

    Stary_cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d happily live here with my cat

    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any bad weather day in western norway...

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    #58

    The Ratio Don't Lie

    The Ratio Don't Lie

    Tobbi1108 Report

    Korrie Broos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met a Dane, and the he said the saying in Scandinavian countries are "The Danes laugh at the Norwegians, The Norwegians laugh at the Swedes, and the Swedes do not laugh"

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Danish. I love it here. If I had to move to another country it would be Norway. After that I'd choose Sweden. But I'd really rather just stay in Denmark 😁

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Norway is best country, no one can compete

    #59

    Confederate

    Confederate

    NulloK Report

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear rest of the world: I'm sorry for the incredible ignorance and depressing stupidity of so many of my countrymen. I promise we're not all imbeciles, though we have way more than our fair share. Sincerely, An American who wishes she could escape to a country that values education and looks after its people

    Babsevs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Sandy D having spent many wonderful holidays in the USA, I very much know how the loveliest of Americans like you are tarred with the same big fat brush ❤️ in my experience, American people I have met have been so very genuine, generous and very fed up of their own national issues too.

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    KJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have added an extra flags saying "it's Norwegian not confederate you muppet".

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone is born ignorant: it requires much effort to remain that way...

    Johnnynatfan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus Christ how could any American not know what the confederate flag looks like? Just go to a Trump rally and you'll see enough to know.

    #60

    They’re So Beautiful! I Want To Take Them Home

    They’re So Beautiful! I Want To Take Them Home

    MidnightWolf_89 Report

    Kris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please do. Most people in Norway dont use cash anymore

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    see look how easy: fem hundre kroner = five hundred crowns.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a coincidence, but they seem to follow the same colour pattern as Euro-notes do

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    #61

    King Of Norway

    King Of Norway

    NorwegianHistorian Report

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Norway still uses a king?? (Archer reference, pls don’t downvote lol)

    Vera Frei
    Community Member
    1 month ago

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    #62

    My Girlfriend's Family Is Norwegian And Her Mom Recently Went There For A Wedding. Your Chocolate Is No Joke, Folks

    My Girlfriend's Family Is Norwegian And Her Mom Recently Went There For A Wedding. Your Chocolate Is No Joke, Folks

    TangoLikeRex Report

    Chez
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LISTEN! My sister lives in Norway (I am so jealous) and whenever I visit the last thing I buy as gifts for the people back home is these chocolates. They are so delicious and you get them in HUGE slabs. 10/10 would spend the last of my poorly exchange rate'd ZAR on those babies.

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kvikk lunsj is the Norwegian KitKat. Or the other way round. I think they have been fighting since the start.

    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily whatever came first the Kvikk Lunch is far superior in taste, and thus wins. ;)

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oml invite me to as many Norwegian weddings as possible

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we have those here in Germany, too under another name - very tasty

    Ingvild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freia chocolate is the best

    #63

    How You Can Tell It Is Friday In Norway

    How You Can Tell It Is Friday In Norway

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    Lolly Gagger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone pleeeease explain the joke to me. Friday is taco night in Norway?

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not Taco Tuesday? Does the Norwegian word for taco start with an f?

    H G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or any day if you want to 🤣👍

    #64

    We Are Just A Different Breed In Olympics

    We Are Just A Different Breed In Olympics

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, apparently not only Winter Olympics, seeing as they won the gold medal in Beach Volleyball.

    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the running. Dont forget the running.

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    #65

    Parents Went To The States And Saw This Advertisement For Hurtigruten. I Suspect No Norwegians Were Consulted In The Creation Process…

    Parents Went To The States And Saw This Advertisement For Hurtigruten. I Suspect No Norwegians Were Consulted In The Creation Process…

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    Whatshername
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have a listen 🙂 https://forvo.com/word/hurtigruten/

    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hurr-tigg-ruhh-tenn. Better.

    Emily Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's supposed to be huh-tee-gruh-tn apparently.

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    #66

    That Is What I Eat All Day Tho

    That Is What I Eat All Day Tho

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    #67

    Tough Challenge

    Tough Challenge

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah, I'd say it's 3rd easiest after afrikaans and swedish if you know english. Examples: This is my house. This is my hand. -> Dette er mitt hus. Dette er hånden min. They like to drink -> De liker å drikke.

    Kaylee Best
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I speak English and Afrikaans and am now learning Dutch Next thing I am going to learn is Norwegian

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    Ian Webling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Afrikaans for "This is my hand" is "Dit is my hand". :) And "This is my warm hand in winter" is "Dit is my warm hand in winter".

    #68

    I’m On A Road Trip, Loving It, But The Speed Limits Make Absolutely No Sense To Me

    I’m On A Road Trip, Loving It, But The Speed Limits Make Absolutely No Sense To Me

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vikings: It takes a child to raze a village.

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jail for 18 days sounds nice. Also that's 50 mph for users of the imperial system.

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    #69

    🤷🏼‍♀️

    🤷🏼‍♀️

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    Sivi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only norwegians will understand; my town we mostly sound like a sogne-prest when we are angry. We will nynorsk to extreme when we normaly more bokmål with a slice of nynorsk.

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    #70

    Why Doesn't Kentucky Fried Chicken Want Us?

    Why Doesn't Kentucky Fried Chicken Want Us?

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    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KFC is pretty good though...

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but none of the pieces in a KFC bucket resemble any chicken's body parts (well, except for the chicken's @sshole).

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    #71

    Thank The Lord For Kristen Gislefoss

    Thank The Lord For Kristen Gislefoss

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    Ingvild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now that he has retired, his son Kristian Gislefoss has tanken over

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is he the Norwegian version of Tom Skilling?

    #72

    Tom Cruise Enjoying Norwegian Nature

    Tom Cruise Enjoying Norwegian Nature

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    #73

    Det Finnes Alltid Bare En Vinner

    Det Finnes Alltid Bare En Vinner

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    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the banana and strawberry Nesquik. I'm an adult.

    Anni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I’m desperate for chocolate milk. I get influenced very easily 😫

    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what either of these are.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cocoa-milk powder mixtures to make milk taste like chocolate

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