Millennials Share 30 Things That Today’s Kids Have No Clue About, And They’ll Probably Make You Feel Ancient
Warning: the post below is likely to make you feel ancient. Like, fossil ancient. Read on at your own risk of burying hopes to stay a kid forever. Let this be a farewell to our inner Kevin McCallisters, since the last time we were home alone was two kids, a mortgage, and an infinite amount of Zoom meetings ago.
And my fellow millennials, things like burning CDs and MTV’s Pimp My Ride were things we proudly grew up with. But these days, Gen Zs clearly don’t know what floppy disks are for, or what hanging up the phone actually refers to… damn, everyone, are we really closer to boomers than we’d ever like to be?
In case you feel nostalgic towards more stuff from the millennial-approved childhood, make sure to check out our previous posts here and here.
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the only thing that could be paused was a VHS or Betamax video and then you ran the risk of the tape snapping.
Some of us had our childhood before video recorders were a thing :-)
Load More Replies...Or getting ready with your food to watch a movie and realising that it needs rewinding
somehow it would always need rewinding even if you could swear you rewound it the last time...
Load More Replies...Ummm I’m 11 and I remember doing this, don’t anymore but there was definitely a couple times, I can remember
I once showered in 3 minutes during an ad break and came back just in time.
Pfft...I remember when there were like three channels plus one VHF channel you had to click the little switch in back to dial in.
the save icon on computer games looks like that floppy disk
Load More Replies...This joke has been repeated by soooo many people that is now pretty annoying
I still have these lying around in a box somewhere and a roll of unburned CDs and DVDs each.
Worse than that, when I worked for a Microsoft outsource, I got to talk to a lot of computer tech. Best one was the tech at the University of Tennessee that said when their department first got computes with the 3 1/4 floppys that students were confused and taking 5 1/2 inch floppys and folding them over so they could jam them in the slot.
We played Frisbee with them. I am surprised we didn't loose an eye.
Load More Replies...LOL the good old floppy disk could load one whole project of 3 pages long :) miss the good old days
To find out about the complex millennial mentality, Bored Panda reached out to Lisa Yaszek, a Regents Professor of Science Fiction Studies at Georgia Tech where she researches and teaches science fiction as a global language crossing centuries, continents, and cultures.
Lisa told us that millennials may be indeed complex people, but their nostalgia is pretty straightforward, as illustrated by the images in this post. “Broadly speaking, they tend to react emotionally to objects associated with either technology or entertainment. This is no surprise; after all, technology and entertainment are two major aspects of popular culture,” professor explained.
A file takes 17 hours to download is sure an "home work" file... A young mind's dreams collapsed at %96 percent that day!
It was Napster dude...he was downloading music. The internet was simply that slow...
Load More Replies...OMG, it was so frustrating. I can't count how many times people yelled "GET OFF THE PHONE" coz if interrupted the internet and downloads.
and if you were really unlucky your file, that had been downloading for the past 6 hours, would restart the download from the very beginning.
Load More Replies...All that work wasted, especially when I was pretty sure the FBI was after me for using Napster in the first place.
my responses were my experiences with the pain of using dial up internet to download files.
Load More Replies...These were the day s when you really slow dial up intenet. You had to connect to a modem via a phone line and hear that screeching sound. And if someone picked up the phone the download would be cut off. I got around it in those dark day by having a 2nd line for internet.
When I could I would use FTP to download huge files, like the next version of Netscape.
Load More Replies...ahhhhhhhhhh noooooooo that was the worst a feeling of dead washed over me just reading this
I get that feeling, except I think it’s time for them to go home.
I am STILL a 2000s kid... born the last year of the 2000s decade ;)
Try being from 1987 and find that people who were born when you were in the 8th grade have started turning 21. Scary.
Load More Replies...She also added that “other aspects of popular culture include sports, news, fashion, and slang—and I bet you’ll find millennials making nostalgic posts about things like 'Y2k' and 'Jnco jeans.'” When analyzing the millennial nostalgia in this compilation, Lisa said that she was interested to see how very many of the images here revolve around music technologies (images #1, 2, 8, 9, 12, 15, 17, 20, 22, and 24)!
“This makes sense for a couple reasons. First, ever since pop music became, well, popular in the 1950s, it has been associated with youth culture. (Interestingly, 'youth culture' as a concept also emerged in the 1950s, with the first generation of kids who had disposable spending money in the form of allowances.) By definition, youth culture sees itself as rebellious and different from the establishment culture of adults.”
We say "roll up the window" too. When is the last time you actually had to roll up a car window?
2 years ago, before I scrapped my '97 Geo Prism with NOTHING automatic on it
Load More Replies...My other half (older than me) says “pull the chain’ when flushing the loo will suffice. It drives me insane !
Am I the only gen Z kid that has actually used a phone that you physically hang up?
So what do gen z's say now? Hang up sounds so natural to me. I never thought of it this way. But what do they say these days? "End the call?"
driving? hang up the phone, and roll down the window while you're at it.....
Oh my g- no, fam. Me and my fam used to keep a TV like this in our living room until we could afford a better one. >:o
But do you remember watching TV when you were supposed to be asleep and wanting to change from channel 26 to channel 50 without waking everyone up?
Load More Replies...“Second,” the professor explained, “millennials really did grow up in a moment when music and the way generations relate to it were both changing radically. On the one hand, boomers and Gen X parents stayed interested in popular music and so it was harder for millennials to define themselves against their parents’ tastes, and on the other hand, the rapid rise of new music technologies (cassette and then mp3 players) and experimental online entertainment services (Napster and MySpace) allowed millennials to draw a new line between themselves and previous generations.”
I used to love that show but now I see it and cringe. The acting is soooo bad.
Omg I absolutely loved Drazzic and wanted to name my kid after him lol. No, I didn’t name my child after him haha. I don’t know if Heartbreak High was international though like Dawson’s Creek was. I think it was mainly based in Australia.
Load More Replies...I remember having to sit next to the radio with a blank tape and just listen. Hopefully the DJ would play your request soon so you could put together the perfect mix tape. And you were screwed if you had to go to the bathroom. You'd sometimes miss the whole first verse but you would still record it because you didn't want to wait a whole other day for it to come back around.
And praying the DJ didn't talk over too much of the song!
Load More Replies...Remember swapping your floppies between your A: and B: drive several times to play one game?
my dad's car has a screen that works on dvd so i know burning CDs luckily (p.s)im born in the late 2000s
wOw! I was born in 2005 and I know how CDs get stuff on them this is a disgrace!
Yes, I think it was during the Easter long weekend. My favourite station had a list of the top 100 songs in the local paper. They would play them all weekend and I sat there taping. I think I still have some of them actually
Unfortunately the DJs would talk over the instrumental part of the song. That always sucked when you were recording a mix tape from the radio
I guess I really am old. So how are backups done nowadays if not on Blu-Rays?
Either cloud storage or portable backup HDDs, SSDs. Convenient, easier, faster, cheaper and can hold a lot of data for smaller size.
Load More Replies...For this reason, Lisa said that “it’s no surprise to see that 1990s and 2000s music technologies are a source of nostalgia for millennials—and a source of tension when they try to share their experiences and memories of those technologies with Gen Z and Gen Alpha!”
I was soooo disappointed. There was no baseball at all in this movie!
Load More Replies...And he's a better person now because of it!🤣 Loved it back then and still today. Great movie👍
Load More Replies...Sister’s boss owned a video rental shop and he’d let me buy from his supplier. The first I ever bought was The Goonies and cost me a small fortune as it had just been released on VHS. It wore out eventually.
Oh man, in the 80's movies just released to VHS we're about $100! You were rich! Lol
Load More Replies...I'm in the middle of a move, and I must have thrown out over 200 VHS tapes by this point. Why did I save so many?
My son call's a VHS - Those USB's from the olden days - so people we are from the olden days
I wish MySpace was still a thing because as a kid I've heard about it but never got to use it ;-;
The only reason I know what my space is, is because I did a year long project on social media and part of it was about my space
It was bought out when FB took over social media. Now its entertaimnemt gossip
What I remember about MySpace was all the drama if you moved a friend from their current number in your top friends. "What did I do to make you mad at me?!" Dear lord I just shuffled things around. Calm down lol.
Another thing that the professor has noted is that television (posts #1, 6, 10, 21, and 25) and telephone (images #5, 13, 18, and 27) technologies provoke a significant amount of millennial nostalgia.
“Again, these are the technologies that give us a line (literally, in the case of image #18) to the world beyond our home, connecting us to others like us across time and space. Millennials have never known a world without cable television, but as posts #1 and 25 remind us, they grew up in a time when audiences were still largely at the mercy of networks that determined the flow of what was watched, when—as opposed to children growing up now who are used to selecting entertainment from a wide variety of platforms (many of which allow you to skip around in or speed through the programs being watched.)”
*deep nostalgia* miss those we would always do shadow puppets and make the teachers mad!
All nonsense! This is clearly a magnifying glass to make cave paintings more visible 😂😂😂 (I had these in school. Till 2015!) How do they now?
It's a robot from the original Doctor Who episodes. The All-knowing eye. It made the people it conquered stare blankly at a wall. Terrifying.
Let's be honest, the cassette walkman was far superior than the disk version of it
It depends on which one you had. I had a second-gen Discman, when they still didn't have a skip-protection buffer. It was more 'portable' than an actual device that you could use while moving around.
Load More Replies...No, it is just about the size of a CD.......because that is what it is for? Please do not make me explain CDs.
Load More Replies...Thank you! I was just about to make that reference. That little pos in the above pic could only WISH to be as cool as DJ Roomba
Load More Replies...I really loved my cassette walkman. It was bright yellow. Nothing could kill it.. except for my brothers. :'(
Lisa continued that “in a similar vein, while most millennials won’t remember a time without cell phones, as images #5, 13, and 18 remind us, they do remember plug-in rotary phones (for which the hashtag symbol held a very different meaning) as well as the transition from relatively large, plastic-encased phones that only made voice calls to the pocket-sized, glass slabs we have today that serve as communication, information, and entertainment devices (see image #27).”
I remember this exact same comment the last time this screenshot was shared on BP. It got massively down voted. Now it is he highest ranked comment. BP is a weird place
Load More Replies...I think it’s fake. Cell phones have the # button in the same place landlines do.
The coolest part of analog phones having '*' and '#' is that they originally had no purpose at all. They were an excellent early example of future-proofing.
I'm pretty sure the hashtag did do something on a like house phone, with the cable, u know, like it started voicemail or something? idk
Load More Replies...it's like saying: what people do before the $ was invented? they don't use money?
Other way around: it's "Why is there a $ sign before the dollar was invented".
Load More Replies...60's land line dial phones had # signs and * on them. They didn't do anything but they told us they would have a function in the future.
You are so right. It may take a tiny bit more effort but they didn't f**k up as much and when they did, it was cheaper to fix.
Load More Replies...Lol. My car is a manual with levels for the windows xD
Load More Replies...My Citroen 2cv has folding windows... wind-up were considered too luxurious for utilitarian cars!! :-)
Noooo Noooooo. Like my 10 yo sibling knows, sooooo. And we always used to love them, it was so fun! And they never broke too.
I feel this. We rented a U-Haul once and my son's incredulous description of the manual windows made me feel 1,000 years old.
Some of the funnier posts, according to the professor, were the ones with millennials introducing objects to younger generations. “That is so outside the younger person’s realm of experience that they have to guess what the object is—and then they get it totally wrong because they are trying to put it in the context of their own lives!”
nuh-uh, it's a smartphone dock made for the sole purpose of scratching your screen obviously.
Load More Replies...My 16 year old just bought a Walkman and a Beastie Boys cassette tape off eBay with her birthday $ & I couldn't be more proud!!! I have no idea why this is what she chose, but I like that this is what she spent her money on!
May be she's money savvy and investing in old tech that will be worth millions some day.
Load More Replies...Tape AND cd??? Are you driving a f****g spaceship? My dad's car only had tape...
its a radio dads car has it even though its brand new we bought it last year
I've seen people hold their phones in theses but I know the real use... cassettes
I know. Haven't seen one of those in ages.
Load More Replies...Me too! And one time I got a book and saw that my secret crush had borrowed it, so I kept the slip because he had signed it lol
Load More Replies...bro we have this at our school library where are u that dosn't have these lol
I remember when I would check out a book at the school library, and I'd see my adult neighbor's name on the card from 20 years earlier.
Oh yeah, some books in my elementary school library have these. They go in an envelope, right?
“My favorite post in this respect is post #23, with the four-year-old who thought that an old-school, rotary pencil sharpener was a soap dispenser. Given the context of the Covid-19 pandemic and the bottle of hand sanitizer also in the picture, I thought that was actually a great guess,” Lisa added.
She also liked image #3 “in which the young person assumes a 1980s floppy disk is actually a 3D printed artwork made to homage the 'save' icon on a 2020s computer. That had me rotfl, as the millennials have taught us all to say,” the professor explained humorously.
I know the original project owner of this from Apple. He will be disappointed to learn what a relic he's become. 😂
I still have one of the first. I love it does much. I literally have ALL my music on it.
DSL Internet with AT&T, on a dirt road in FL. We still have the landline, too.
Load More Replies...Wait, how do you plug your wifi modem in without one of these phone ports?
True. Don't you need a landline to connect you to the Internet? It is in the UK, unless people have a decent mobile phone data allowance? (Sorry, I'm of an age that used to use a phone that was sometimes located on a street somewhere!)
Load More Replies...Up until a few years ago I had DSL internet with used the land line. Don;t use DSL but the jack is still in my kitchen and master br
Oh, my parent's bedroom had one right next to their bed. I would hit my knee on it a lot.
Keep in mind landlines are best as a backup if your electricity goes out, but only if you have a phone that does not require electricity, we have one in our office just in case.
“As a professor, I have to give a shout-out to the educational technologies in images #11, 16, and 23. I’m glad to see that millennials' psyches aren’t just defined by leisure time activities at home, but also by their experiences in the classroom.”
Meanwhile, Lisa said that she was actually surprised that anyone is nostalgic for overhead projectors. “I’m from Gen X and they felt outdated to me when I first encountered them in the early 1990s,” the professor concluded.
Yes and no....it's not just music TV anymore, just weird reality/drama shows most of the time.
Load More Replies...they don't play music even though it stood for music tv. Just shitty reality shows like I knocked up your teenage daughter and she's a porn star now
It is the Ridiculousness channel now. rarely is that show not on MTV now.
True. All you had to do FF/RW, is just insert pencil and then twirl it like a football rattle.
Load More Replies...My daughter (then 19 yo) asked me last year how to skip a song on the record that was on a record player. And after I showed her, I flabbergasted her by showing that you need to turn the record upside down to play the next 4-5 songs on it. Her conclusion : too much work for a really bad sound. Where did I go wrong in my parenting ??
Unfortunately my dad got rid of his big old dual cassette tape player. It was fun to play with.
Bored Panda also talked to Kristin Moss, the chief ambassador at DealAid.org, who shared some insights on key differences between millennials and Gen Z. “While both value their time greatly, millennials are more likely to invest more time into researching a product or service and look at more sources of information such as social media, review sites, etc.,” Kristin said.
It's still around today and mostly used to download Chrome.
Load More Replies...Internet Explorer was the reason I switched to Firefox and Chrome many many years ago. (And Windows 10 is the reason I switched to Linux, but that's another story for another time.)
these needed carefully placing on a completely level surface and not moved a mm whilst playing. As portable as water in a sieve.
The one above has ESP, so you can move it as much as you want for a maximum of 5 seconds at a time.
Load More Replies...The person that posted this is too young to appreciate that first there were personal tape players before the upgrade to CD players!
I'd argue it was a downgrade. You could go running with your tape player and everything would be fine but running with your CD players caused skipping.
Load More Replies...Well it was portable. A bit. But you had to carry like 1000 Duracell's with you. Oh the ol' days... 😂
My first mp3 player was the same size as a Discman. it was called the Nomad.
Meanwhile, “Gen Z, on the other hand, are more likely to be persuaded by concise and straightforward information delivered by their favorite TikTok influencer or YouTube content creator.”
”Despite some overlap in what Gen Z and millennials expect from companies, they do have stark differences when it comes consuming products and services,” Kristin said and added: “Millennials like to spend on products and services that offer an experience even if it costs extra, while Gen Z are significantly more price conscious and expect companies to provide the best possible service at reasonable prices.”
Works for me and the people who watches this video boy... Just keep trying...
Tell him it's voice activated but you have to speak in a Bri-ish accent coz it's a UK design
i like that playlist. (mostly) very 90s. i still have most of these artists on my set playlist. <3
In elementary school, we had a least one of these in every classroom. TO say the least, it's not a soap dispenser.
Wait, do kids not use pencils at all? Like not even in art class? Genuinely asking.
At least there used to be fewer ads 15-20 years ago. You'd just have that one ad break in the middle of whatever cartoon you were watching to run to the bathroom/grab a snack in.
One 4 minute add break in a 11 minute show. Then another in the middle then another 11min show with a 4 min add. Total 30 minutes. Around that.
Load More Replies...The reason we're all switching to streaming nowadays. I still have cable (because I have an elderly mom) and my, the ads have become unbearable.
Originally cable TV was marketed to the public as being ad-free. It never was. Though at first the ads were for each channel's own programs because businesses didn't think it was worth the money for such small market.
i never really liked the kardashins i like Paris Hilton better
Load More Replies...Good for her! I can still remember the time when a newscaster set fire to his report / papers in front of the camera and said: "I've had enough of this Paris Hilton s**t ...!" Because she was in the news EVERY day! 😤🤮
Reminds me of the time I was working with some people that I thought of 'about my age' although clearly a little younger. That was until I made a comment about Mae West and they all stared at me. C'mon, I didn't grow up when she was current, I'm not that old, but she was still a cultural reference point. By the 90s, no more it seemed.
Its a wireless phone. But its not a cell phone. You have to have a base connected to a land line.
smartphones they have smartphones at home
Load More Replies...is she a moron? it's written PHONE in the middle!! and it look like a wireless phone we all have at home
It was supposed to change to Harriet Tubman during the Trump Admin., of course they wouldn't do it. It SHOULD change now .
Load More Replies...A lot of gen z kids have seen $2 bills. I remeber arguing with my friends over if it was real in second grade. : )
Load More Replies...The various drug cartels have pallets full of $20 bills that they count by weighing them. When those new bills came out it was suggested that, as had been done with previous changes that people had a limited time to change the old for new (which would have bankrupted the cartels) it was quietly rejected. Reportedly by the CIA because they used them to pay for their "off the record" activities, like supporting the Contra terrorists.
given that hippies are from the 60's and the first gen Z was born 95-ish. it's already quite a substantial gap
If Gen X knows about flappers then Gen Z should know about hippies.
Load More Replies...It's not a generation problem. Dena just just doesn't educate her kids. I was born in 1985 in the countryside of an Eastern European country where the hippie movement was almost non-existent but I still know what a hippie is, because I read and I'm interested in the past.
the past is a big place with a lot to read about
Load More Replies...it's more popularly called indie style now so most gen z-gen alpha recognize it as in the alt community
Generations: Lost Generation: 1883 - 1900 Greatest / G.I Generation: 1901 - 1927 Silent Generation: 1928 - 1945 Baby Boomers: 1946 -1964 Gen X: 1965 - 1980 Millennials / Gen Y: 1981 - 1996 Zoomers / Gen Z: 1997 - 2012 Gen Alpha: early 2010's - mid 2020's
GEN Z's DO KNOW ABOUT HIPPIES they are people living in rv's trying to save the planet always wearing tie dyes IM A GEN Z and i know most of these stuff
I know who Akon is and have some of his songs but I don’t think he is that popular and widely known, so I wouldn’t expect everyone in my generation to know who he is.
Never heard of "Akon" and also don't know what the hell "UG" is. I'm a millenial.
Same. Born 87 and I don't have a clue what OP is talking about
Load More Replies...Anyone remember Oregon Trail being as close as we got to social media? You'd come across a tombstone and it'd be your older brother or a classmate or something.
Feels weird when I’m born in 2005 and know about 28 of the 30 things they are talking about. I have burned my own songs on to cds used cassette to watch my favorite movie, and at least know the uses for all these other things. Also I’m shocked how little things people my age know about.
Same! I thought people were more knowledgeable about this sort of thing, but I guess I was wrong
Load More Replies...I'm so confused, do kids these days not watch movies or read books? I'm only 12 and I knew almost all of these.
Yeah. This appears to have been made by millennials/gen X to pat themselves on the back about how gen Z is stupid when we're not.
Load More Replies...Before my son could read, a picture chart was used to test his eyesight. One of the pictures was a rotary phone. I told the doctor my son probably won't know what that is, but the doctor replied, "all parents say that but their kids do know." Sure enough, my son got it right. As one of the younger commenters said, most children will know these things from family, books, or t.v. Just as I know what a butter churn is although I haven't used one.
This has been a surprisingly pleasant reminder for how long I have lived.
Wait, but then why do I know all of these things? And I'm definitely a gen z, I'm still in middle school. Oh wait, maybe it's because y'all are overreacting. Also, I bet you wouldn't know what layer goes over Edwardian corsets, or even what stuff from 60s are for. But like you HAVE to laugh at kids for growing up in the modern f*****g world.
This is proper use of the term Millenial; because 30 year olds wouldnt ask these stupid questions.
Part of the story/commentary says millennials/Xers & their health focus are the reasons for different food choices like vegan, gluten free etc. There’s a touch of that, but don’t tell them that those horrid Boomers in the advertising industry have also cottoned on to the fact they aren’t discriminatory when it comes to absorbing marketing “information”. They can rail on us Boomers all they like - we’re having our fun with their wallets.
Anyone remember Oregon Trail being as close as we got to social media? You'd come across a tombstone and it'd be your older brother or a classmate or something.
Feels weird when I’m born in 2005 and know about 28 of the 30 things they are talking about. I have burned my own songs on to cds used cassette to watch my favorite movie, and at least know the uses for all these other things. Also I’m shocked how little things people my age know about.
Same! I thought people were more knowledgeable about this sort of thing, but I guess I was wrong
Load More Replies...I'm so confused, do kids these days not watch movies or read books? I'm only 12 and I knew almost all of these.
Yeah. This appears to have been made by millennials/gen X to pat themselves on the back about how gen Z is stupid when we're not.
Load More Replies...Before my son could read, a picture chart was used to test his eyesight. One of the pictures was a rotary phone. I told the doctor my son probably won't know what that is, but the doctor replied, "all parents say that but their kids do know." Sure enough, my son got it right. As one of the younger commenters said, most children will know these things from family, books, or t.v. Just as I know what a butter churn is although I haven't used one.
This has been a surprisingly pleasant reminder for how long I have lived.
Wait, but then why do I know all of these things? And I'm definitely a gen z, I'm still in middle school. Oh wait, maybe it's because y'all are overreacting. Also, I bet you wouldn't know what layer goes over Edwardian corsets, or even what stuff from 60s are for. But like you HAVE to laugh at kids for growing up in the modern f*****g world.
This is proper use of the term Millenial; because 30 year olds wouldnt ask these stupid questions.
Part of the story/commentary says millennials/Xers & their health focus are the reasons for different food choices like vegan, gluten free etc. There’s a touch of that, but don’t tell them that those horrid Boomers in the advertising industry have also cottoned on to the fact they aren’t discriminatory when it comes to absorbing marketing “information”. They can rail on us Boomers all they like - we’re having our fun with their wallets.
