If you’ve ever wondered how social media influencers and others dedicated to their social media feeds get those stunning pictures, Influencers in The Wild can give you an idea. The verified Instagram account features submissions from people who spot friends or professional photographers going out of their way to capture “impromptu” photo shoots for the ‘gram.
As this Instagram account exposes people who are willing to do everything for a photo, they are captured in their natural habitat, sharing the crazy behind-the-scenes moments with the rest of us. The result is a feed full of fun and hilarious moments of influencing in its raw form. From the perspective of everyday life, some of the published pictures are quite embarrassing.
Influencers in the Wild is run by @tank.sinatra, a successful meme creator and author of the book Happy Is the New Rich. Tank Sinatra, whose real name is George Resch, spoke with BuzzFeed News about starting Influencers in the Wild. The new account was kicked off in 2020 and has almost 5 million followers today! It seems like its growth won't stop anytime soon. Check out our curated 30 pictures to get the impression of the real life of influencers!
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I’ll Ask You Again, Are You Willing To Die For Your Content?
I don't know why I still manage to be so shocked by people's stupidity
Human stupidity is limitless, waiting to be exploited.
Load More Replies...The Rise Of Instagram Influencers
These humorous photographs demonstrate the increasing number of individuals who aspire to become Instagram influencers. With the industry thriving, brands are expected to further enhance their social media presence. In total, US influencer marketing spending will pass $2 billion on Instagram in 2024, per Business Insider Intelligence estimates based on eMarketer Ecommerce Analysis.
Psa: Don’t Make Your Kids Do This. It’s Weird
Wow, really?? They are that desperate for attention that they use their kids to take their photos. I am no prude but those photos were not appropriate for those kids to take.
These people are sick, need to be taught a lesson by police.
Load More Replies...What the kids thought would happen: fun day at the beach! Reality: taking pics of Daddy kissing Mummys bare a*s.
This isn't okay. Like... at all. I can't even begin to talk about on how many levels this is messed up.
These people are one of the reasons you should have to take a test before you become a parent.
How Influencers Are Changing The Game?
But even though partnering with big online names is already a familiar idea for upping the brand image, the market is constantly changing. So, everyone must continually evolve their strategies. Yes, influencers are filling nearly every imaginable niche and sub-niche.
However, pouring money into each of them offers distinct benefits and trade-offs for brands. This prompts users to go above and beyond to better their online appearance and attract deals... And sometimes, like Influencers In The Wild has shown, way, way beyond.
Ma’am Do You Mind We’re Trying To Eat And Not Fight For The Entire Remainder Of The Vacation Thanks
influencer are selfish… it's their meaning in life… me… me… me… like me… like me… like me...
Load More Replies...Let's pay respect to hero of this story... The guy who is using all his willpower not to look.
Oh boy, I would be like "get the f**k away from my table"! I'm not real nice when it comes to stuff like this.
That is beyond rude and disrespectful...making an a*s of yourself where people are trying to eat.
I know I'm old because I find it absolutely disgusting to display your a*s in a thong. And especially when people are trying to eat!
Are they at a restaurant? I get she's in a bathing suit, but a bathing suit is nothing but a bra and panty wetsuit. Put some pants on something.
I've just checked with my husband and yes, you are legally allowed to push them in this situation
People. Don’t Do This. Please Be Careful Out There
Shakespeare 2020: ROMEO: It’s easy for someone to joke about scars if they’ve never been cut. JULIET (enters on the balcony)
I wish I could up vote you a thousand times for this - and for your username.
Load More Replies...This whole thing with the concave stomach is just the next after the utterly flat stomach of my generation. I'm not bashing thin people, it's just that the concave stomach is very rare and sets an unrealistic goal for other women. I heard women will use laxatives and purge for a couple of days to empty bowels to get that look, in a lot of cases. Most women, no matter how fit, have a bit of belly fat, and almost every single one of those women think they're "fat" because of it. When I weighed 103 pounds, I still felt fat because I had a tiny bit of belly fat. THIS HAS TO STOP. I thought it would be better in the next generaiton after mine, not worse. God, I feel sick.
I very much agree. She may be taking more than one risk with her body for content here.
Load More Replies...The other striking thing here is that the picture she's getting doesn't require the height at all and isn't near as dangerous looking as the pose actually is. Only the pisture of the picture shows how much danger she's in, so this isn't even about picturing tough-girl risk-taking. If she wants a picture on her back on a flat retaining wall with blue sky and trees in the background, why not head to the ground floor or a safer similar wall not in the air?
Oh my! How high can you count? Add the sign for 'to the 100th power' to that number. Then multiply the result by the number of influencers, this means the Lardassians too. Your final number is the answer to how stupid one could be, and on this planet, often are!
Load More Replies...Why? It's lying down. She's not going to fall over unless she's drunk or has an inner ear problem. Relax people.
Load More Replies...Get You A Friend Like This
Hehe, the garbage company HAD to have put that there on purpose.
Lol, yeah a good friend most people would be like no you don't need to do that but this girl
Load More Replies...The person who put the skip there knows exactly what they were doing
I would do that, just fun, if there's nothing enything bad in that skip.
One Wolf Approaches One Human 40,000 Years Ago In Hopes Of Some Food And Companionship, And Here Is Where We Wound Up
Ok, A. That dog is freaking adorable and B. That one wolf had wise judgement.
Nailed It
Also, not an influencer. Just someone photographing... a bit of a puzzling entry, but good photo.
Load More Replies...I'm upvoting because it's not some vain basic white girl. This is actually funny.
Probably wants to show her best friend how windy it was when she tells the story about how she almost blew away
Why Else Would You Have Kids?
Are you serious? That kid might not even know how to run yet but "here honey take mummy's picture!"
Maybe the little girl wanted to take the photo?? Kids like it. My daughter always asks me to use my phone or camera. sometimes she takes photos of me and I don't even know it. I don't see anything wrong with this one.
Same, my kid loves taking pics of us, they often suck lol but we have fun with it and take silly poses.
Load More Replies...A child so young they're in a pushchair doing the insta-s**t pic is unbelievable!!
This is just a couple's shot being taken by a kid. I'm bothered by the couple on the beach but this is okay.
Ok, this is totally ok if the kid actually wanted to take the picture. But if the mom just said, "here sweetie take a picture of daddy grabbing mommy's boobs in public".....
When A Wall Is More Popular Than Their Insta Accounts
For one thing, a solid background makes PShopping those "insta-curves" much easier for PS newbies.
Load More Replies...If that wall became a drunk or homeless piss spot, would influencers still pose by it?? Let’s find out...
Actually it's a lot closer to barbie pink than pepto.
Load More Replies...The wall is awesome but would be even better if those idiots weren't in the picture....
*pilot Over The Loud Speaker* “Sorry Folks We’re Gonna Be A Little Delayed For Take Off. We Have An Aspiring Influencer Who Is Willing To Die For Content In One Of The Jet Engines.”
just curiosity: would a human impact be worse than a bird? much worse or just a tiny bit worse?
Much, much worse - modern engines are designed such that a bird strike will destroy the compressor disk, but the resulting shrapnel will stay, for the most part, confined inside the cowling. Depending on how fast the plane is going, throwing a human mass into the engine will lead from something like an uncontained engine failure with shrapnel flying everywhere if stationary unto a catastrophic engine failure at cruise speed resulting in the engine being ripped bodily off the pylon, potentially compromising the wing spar and bringing the whole plane down.
Load More Replies...I gave you an up vote because I agree! Darwin was on to something.
Load More Replies...Most likely the engine isn't running. They both work there. You can see the one that was in the engine, put her safety vest of the golf cart. Someone probably asked how big the engines are, so to give it scale she sat in it.
In one of the Alex Rider books, the evil dood gets sucked into an air force one jet engine and nothing happened he just got shredded. They weren't in the air they were cruising. The assassin sent to kill Alex named Yassen Gregorovitch. He shoved the guy out and died after this event due to a bullet to the gut from earlier. Anyway, nothing happened the plane was fine.
The reality of this is that the plane would likely have been massively delayed because they would need to check that nothing fell out of that idiot's pockets....I know because this happened on a plane I was due to fly out on......delayed 24 hours!!
Day At The Beach
This picture and the post was submitted by @ddianass: “Okay, babe, so here’s the plan. I’m gonna lay in the water, just lay. Stomach down. It’s not deep, so I won’t drown, but even more importantly, my butt cheeks will be jjjuuuusssttt protruding from the water. Here’s why I’m telling you this. For no reason at all, I want you to just incessantly throw sand at my butt cheeks and take pics the entire time. Actually, maybe do a video so I can grab the perfect screenshot. I don’t care if it takes all day. The point is, I need a picture of me, just me, with sand bouncing off of my butt cheeks. It’s for work. Okay, let’s do it.”
If Padme did this, Anakin would have noped right out of that relationship. He hates sand.
Hey, no one is holding a gun to his head. He has his own 'agenda' for later that evening.
At That Point, Why Not Just Stand Up
If you examine the shadows you will realise the position is so the shadow of the person holding the phone does not fall on the fake bimbo with the lonely braincell... sorry influencer
*ralph Wiggum Voice* I’m Influencing
If dude in the background has no interest in whatever is happening here neither should we.
Commuting To Work In New York Is Hard Enough
There's nothing wrong with what they're doing...? All they want is a good photo. It's not like they're being really loud and disturbing the other passengers. Do y'all make fun of wedding photo shoots when they're walking around the streets posing? The only difference is that one is by amateurs just having fun while the other is a professional shoot.
hope the train jolts suddenly and they crash face first into the window
It Hurts My Deeply That I’ll Never Be This Cool
Oh that’s what it is, I thought it was a mini meat cleaver.
Load More Replies...This isn't so bad. It could be that there's clouds in the sky that make it look like they're coming out of the vape... Plus at least he's not putting himself in any immediate physical danger unlike if it was on the edge of a cliff.
Well if is an influencer and he's shooting an ad for vaping, how sad is that? Go out to a beach and use all your photographic talent to glamourize smoking and not even as a professional commercial photographer? Did this poor guy really just sell his soul for THIS?
No Better Way To Start The Day Than Pee Steam In Your Face
What Are Some Good Influencers?
As influencers in real life can act enormously stupid, some factors that make someone a good influencer are authenticity, content creation expertise, trustworthiness, communication skills, and passion. As various social media influencers are in different categories, the “goodness” actually depends on your interests and preferences.
If you are interested in food, you might want to follow famous chef @jamieoliver or @the_pastaqueen. Top travel influencers are @theblondeabroad or @fatgirlstraveling. If you are interested in fashion, the real influencers here are @chiaraferragni in women’s and Johnny Cirillo, aka @watchingnewyork in men’s fashion.
*waze Voice* Influencer Traffic Up Ahead
In North Dakota, it is legal to run over protesters (if they're protesting something that goes against foreign corporate interests, like oil pipelines where most profit is going outside the country, and ALL oil is going outside the country). They passed a law that it was okay to run over protesters if you felt basically uneasy. If you can run over people protesting the risk of poisoning the water for millions of people and permanetly damaging the environment due to oil spills and adding to climate change, then we should be allowed to run over someone blocking traffic purposefully for long periods to take photos. (FYI, oil pipeline that runs through ND has already spilled multiple times.)
Load More Replies...Why do you call them 'influencers' - they're just bloody annoying!
If you block traffic to do this, then you deserve whatever happens to you.
Is it just the girl at the crosswalk being snapped here? I like trying to imagine how they got into this. What picture they're actually going for and what the safe way to get it would be, if there is one.
Dad, I Need A Favor
Every time I go to a tourist area It never fails I'm asked to take someone's pic. I ALWAYS take a selfie first. So many people have my stupid face on their phone.
Load More Replies...you want to hug a tree but some bikes would be also in the pic? well, here you have the perfect and only solution for your big problem...
and no: going in the forest to hug a tree is no option
Load More Replies...There Was A Tidal Wave Of New Followers After She Posted This Pic
There's actually someone quite smart at the first pic in the right bottom corner, who is running away.
Would she necessarily know she was in danger? It isn't easy to read ocean currents and her back is to the water. It'd be interesting to get a professional photographer reaction. How do they protect themselves when shooting extreme weather conditions? I'm not gonna knock her. I kinda feel bad for her.
Noticed the guy running away on the top photo and she's like "Where ya goin'?" LOL
That’s A Good Friend
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I mean, what the hell kind of pose is that? I can't imagine it would be flattering in any way.
At first I thought that was her belly showing but now I see her spine. I think
If you can't quite see a certain part of your own body..... get a friend to photo it, so it can be shared on the interweb
Somebody invented mirrors for that purpose. To use in your home, please, not in public.
Load More Replies...It Pains Me Deeply To Know That I Will Never Be This Cool
Oh that's funny. I guess if you squint it does look like he's holding his d**k, but it's actually just the black of his jacket with something very far behind him in deep shadow -- probably a plant, given how fuzzy the lines are, or maybe something of a building front.
Load More Replies...That's not cool............self possessed, narcissistic, love yourself a bit too much...you pick.
I can't see anything wrong with this pic, just a cool dude lying back, no problem, quite safe.
nah. You think guys are any better than girls for vanity and stupidity?
Load More Replies...There Is Really Only One Reason To Be In A Relationship And That Is Content
my bf would dump me right there if i asked him to take such a pic of me :D
He might feel abused and deceived. First it looks as if his smart girlfriend wants to spend time with him and then he finds out his less than smart girlfriend sees him as her personal photographer.
Load More Replies...It looks like Griffith Observatory here in LA. If it is, this is he scene all day, especially near sunset
YES! I've been going there since I was kid... It's changed so much over the years, but this is the worst
Load More Replies...We went to Florence Italy, and the bridges were loaded with Chinese tourists doing this same thing. It was really difficult to enjoy the view with brides/ grooms and kimono clad gals doing this same thing. Entertaining for about 10 seconds.
And here we see a bunch of wild influencers...with their trusty assistants, people they call their "boyfriends" (read: slaves)
The Juxtaposition Between The Bikini And The Snow Is Pure Poetry
She's wearing the bottom half.. wjy is it blurred out? Are buttcheeks illegal now?
What In The Patrick Swayze
Oh, let's be kind. They've figured out an acribatic lift and are taking a funny picture. It actually looks like a typical figure skating lift to me.
Just a clever athletic couple showing off on the beach, some people do have dirty minds.
So not the view the Johnson's had hoped for during the family beach picnic.
All I can think about in these legs akimbo shots is 'I hope she's tidy'.
Whoa! This almost needs a filter!! 😮🙈 Pass the eye bleach this cannot be unseen 😂😂😂
Who Are The Top Micro-Influencers?
Nonetheless, not only megastars with huge fan armies like Kim Kardashian West and Kylie Jenner are selected to reach potential clients, but micro and nano influencers.
Micro-influencers often specialize in a specific niche, even kids, games, and virtual (computer-generated), having a relatively small but engaged and loyal following, usually between 10,000 and 100,000 followers.
One of the top micro-influencer kids is @elle, while in the gaming niche, @kioshimax takes an important place. Even if these accounts are just a tiny fraction of all top micro-influencers, the biggest virtual reality enthusiast is considered @lstoast.
You’ve Heard Of “Don’t Bring Sand To The Beach” Now Get Ready For “Don’t Bring Fan To The Beach”
I like this one, I get the impression it's satire. …..At least I really hope it is.
He must have ran a contest in his Insta, and said whomever could prove they were his biggest fan, he'd take them on his next trip! lol
This Man Subsists Solely On A Diet Of Quinoa And Kombucha
Even worse: The line of other "influencers" waiting to take the same photo
What’s funny is his pose is the same as the girl’s in the construction photo above it.
Know Your Limits Pt 2
I had to stop scrolling the post at this point as my eyes hurt so much from rolling them.
Funnies thing is that no matter what they do, they can't be original anymore. Every possible picture is done ten thousand times over there.
I'd be a tad suspicious if my boyfriend wanted a picture so 'close' to the 'edge'.
This Is Art And It’s Wholesome And It’s Everything I Want This Page To Be
I saw this happen some time ago. Out of curiosity I listened in and the old guy was on a video call date with a sweet old lady because they could not be with each other. She was probably caring for a family member I don't know. I thought it was sweet because they had ordered small meals for each of them because they liked to share. I stopped listening at that point but I hope they had a great date
Idk man....when it's an adorable 90 year old guy....I ain't that upset about it
She Must Be One Of Those Construction Influencers Your Hear So Much About
If it had said, U turn, STOP, Dangerous Curves, or Slippery When Wet, it would totally be down, but this? If there were three of them, one could be blocking, but one person makes no sense.
Well, given that the road is closed, at least it isn't too dangerous, as with the girl in the middle of actual traffic further up on this list.
Sucking Toes For Like In Vietnam
Influencers In the Wild: Questions Answered!
While wrapping the topic to the end and navigating through the influencers, we want to make it easier, so we covered your frequently asked questions.
What Is Influencers In The Wild?
As we already know, Influencers in the Wild is an Instagram account of pictures featuring real-life influencers. The thing is, this isn't the full story. George Resch, the guy behind the account, released a board game, Influencers in the Wild, in 2022. Based on the viral Instagram account of the same name, the game is a humorous and satirical take on the influencer culture and social media trends.
Who Is The Most Influential Influencer In The World?
According to the search results, Cristiano Ronaldo is considered the most influential person in the world of social media. The Portuguese soccer player has 613 million followers on his account, @cristiano.
Who Is the Top-Grossing Influencer?
Cristiano Ronaldo continues to sit high on the top with the best earnings, making an average of $3.2 million per post compared to $2,3 million per post last year.
“Oh Yeah That’s Gonna Bang”
Do influencers have that courage to pose in public like that? I mean models are used to it because they are not seen as an attention seeker because it's their job/career to pose without ill intentions but this influencers why do they need to do sort of things like that? For what cause?
Step 1: Put The Phone On The Luggage Step 2 : Wwwwoooorrrkk B***h
Mmmm Lime Jello Spike Wall
I guess this is Heineken museum in Amsterdam and they are high as f**k. So this is fully understandable.
Just Keep Swiping Until The Simulation Crashes
So, friends can't take normal photos anymore without being pegged as influencers
Good Morning What Is Happening Here Someone Please Help
We don't need sexist white men objectifying women anymore. They do it for themselves now.
Try being a woman in India, Egypt, Ecuador, or ANYWHERE ON EARTH... Racist.
Load More Replies...Of Course I Feel Bad, But This Shoot Was Doomed From The Start
Bro Don’t You Dare Kick The Eiffel Tower Down
When You Can’t Quite Figure Out The Bottle Cap Challenge
Yes I’ll Have The Caesar Salad And Can You Close The Blinds
I’m Gonna Go Out On A Limb Here
Is It A Good Wall? Yyyaaasss Its A Good Wall
I'd take the turquoise and blue and I'd stand right in between the two
Load More Replies...Whatever You Think Is About To Happen In The Beginning, That Ain’t It. Nobody Could Have Predicted What Would Come Next
Yyyaaass Girl Work It Wait No Dude Stop Working It
His Is Totally Normal Behavior In 2020 And I’m Here For It
Again. just pretend like you didn't see him, and walk, er, run, into him. with enough force to send him over the edge... (There is water under that bridge, right?)
You want to throw a guy off a bridge because he's doing a handstand. Correct?
Load More Replies...Babe This Is Gonna Get So Many Likes Babe Pt 2
Just Waiting (To Be Discovered)
Two Photographers During The Golden Hour Is A Must! Not Even A Minute Can Be Squandered
*robot Voice* Who The Hell Is This Influencing?
Oh but there's a whole movement for that.. I think it's called mukbang (?) and it's people eating while being filmed and ehm.. I don't know why.
Load More Replies...Imagine Having To Wait Politely To Go Into Work While Two People Blocked You From Getting In Because They’re Taking Pictures Pretending They’re Going Into Work? Or Whatever They’re Doing
I would have walked by just as the snapped the picture with my skirt tucked into my pantyhose and with toilet paper trailing from my shoe.....saying "Don't go over there."
I Will Never Get Tired Of Seeing People Dancing To No Music. Ever
Black Swan: Deleted Scenes
Do You Think He Got The Shot?
L’arc Du Contente
Dogs Get A Lot Of Likes. It’s A No Brainer
I Suck At Fantasy Football Too But You Don’t See Me Bragging About It
That mural is in Memphis! I just read about it and I'm headed there in a few weeks! Maybe I should recreate???
Please do.. wear a shirt with a funny line ("I don't even have an insta" or something)
Load More Replies...Ma’am This Is A Wendy’s
A Lot Of People Don’t Know That The Faster You Walk And The More You Turn, The More Influence You Have
You Ever Just. I Don’t Know
If You Don’t Post Your Workout To Instagram, Did It Even Happen?
Watching People Awkwardly Figuring Out To Be Captured In A Freeze Frame, In A Moment In Time, Is One Of My Favorite Things To Do. Because Nobody Is More Awkward Than Me
They’re Influencing Bro
I don't mind that camera phones are inspiring average people to take up photography. What I DO mind are so called "influencers" bartering imaginary currency for real world items. Lemme give you an example. I'm a REAL photographer. Each photo I shoot is roughly $10,000 in gear. Influencers contact me all the time wanting free work. In return they promise to "tag" me so my work can be viewed by their followers. First all, likes don't pay my bills. Secondly, why would I want my work to be seen by more of your broke a*s friends who in turn will contact me for their own free shoot? Finally, click on any photo of any influencer with a million or more followers. You'll never see more than exactly 50,000 likes. Which means not only are the majority of followers fake bots...but so are the likes. You're essentially a turd paying your own money to fuel your ego and trying to p**n your fake celebrity for free vacations, actual photoshoots, and other items. F*ck off. Sincerely, a real photographer. DSC7572Ret...3067d3.jpg
But why would you assume that everyone who has their picture taken is an influencer? Some people just like to have their picture taken. 🤷
I started following this account for a while as I found it funny, then cringed as I realised that I just don't even want to see these ridiculous people and their c**p anymore, pure narcissism. Now I've unfollowed it as it was just winding me up
Why do people care? So someone's taking a picture, what's the big deal? Except for the ones where there is a safety issue, of course. So what if someone's photographing their a*s on the beach? Or leaning on a colorful wall. It's making them happy, let people be happy.
One time we took our friend to the mall. As we were driving through the parking lot to find a spot we drove past the entrance and these 2 girls stopped right in front of us to take a selfie! My friend yelled out Move your a*s! lol The 2 girls just gave us a dirty look and slowly walked away and then my husband beeped at them and scared the c**p out of them lol. We said we can just see their post now: Here I am laying underneath a car because I was an airhead and stopped right in front of a moving car. Does this car make my butt look big? lol
When we were in Paris last fall, we ran into one of these Bippy Sues a couple of times. Late one afternoon in the Marais, we were headed for a restaurant and there she was, in a tiny miniskirt (it was about 0 F and drizzling nastily, that's Paris in fall) and a halter top, posing against a wall. ...///... Another American walked past and said, "The hookers start early in this part of the world." ....///... The influencer, enraged, yelled down the street at the person who said it, proving that she was as stupid as she looked.
I don't mind that camera phones are inspiring average people to take up photography. What I DO mind are so called "influencers" bartering imaginary currency for real world items. Lemme give you an example. I'm a REAL photographer. Each photo I shoot is roughly $10,000 in gear. Influencers contact me all the time wanting free work. In return they promise to "tag" me so my work can be viewed by their followers. First all, likes don't pay my bills. Secondly, why would I want my work to be seen by more of your broke a*s friends who in turn will contact me for their own free shoot? Finally, click on any photo of any influencer with a million or more followers. You'll never see more than exactly 50,000 likes. Which means not only are the majority of followers fake bots...but so are the likes. You're essentially a turd paying your own money to fuel your ego and trying to p**n your fake celebrity for free vacations, actual photoshoots, and other items. F*ck off. Sincerely, a real photographer. DSC7572Ret...3067d3.jpg
But why would you assume that everyone who has their picture taken is an influencer? Some people just like to have their picture taken. 🤷
I started following this account for a while as I found it funny, then cringed as I realised that I just don't even want to see these ridiculous people and their c**p anymore, pure narcissism. Now I've unfollowed it as it was just winding me up
Why do people care? So someone's taking a picture, what's the big deal? Except for the ones where there is a safety issue, of course. So what if someone's photographing their a*s on the beach? Or leaning on a colorful wall. It's making them happy, let people be happy.
One time we took our friend to the mall. As we were driving through the parking lot to find a spot we drove past the entrance and these 2 girls stopped right in front of us to take a selfie! My friend yelled out Move your a*s! lol The 2 girls just gave us a dirty look and slowly walked away and then my husband beeped at them and scared the c**p out of them lol. We said we can just see their post now: Here I am laying underneath a car because I was an airhead and stopped right in front of a moving car. Does this car make my butt look big? lol
When we were in Paris last fall, we ran into one of these Bippy Sues a couple of times. Late one afternoon in the Marais, we were headed for a restaurant and there she was, in a tiny miniskirt (it was about 0 F and drizzling nastily, that's Paris in fall) and a halter top, posing against a wall. ...///... Another American walked past and said, "The hookers start early in this part of the world." ....///... The influencer, enraged, yelled down the street at the person who said it, proving that she was as stupid as she looked.
