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No matter what your job is, at some point, you’re going to run into some truly hilarious and bizarre situations that you’ll want to share with your coworkers. And the people working at ‘Instacart,’ a well-known grocery delivery company, are no exception.

That’s where the r/InstacartShoppers subreddit comes in. It’s a popular online community that invites folks to share their experiences working at the company, with all of its ups and downs. We’ve collected some of their more amusing moments to share with you, Pandas. Scroll down to check them out.

Marketing psychology speaker and the host of the branding and human nature blogs, Matt Johnson, Ph.D., kindly answered Bored Panda's questions about how newcomers can stand up against grocery delivery whales, and whether there's any advantage to shopping in person anymore. Spoiler warning: there are quite a few! Scroll down for our full interview with the expert.

#1

So I Had A First Today. Take The First Load To The Customer’s Door And Come Back For Another And There’s A Damn Goat In My Trunk Investigating Things

So I Had A First Today. Take The First Load To The Customer’s Door And Come Back For Another And There’s A Damn Goat In My Trunk Investigating Things

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According to marketing psychology speaker Johnson, grocery stores are in a difficult spot due to how inflation continues to impact consumer spending on essential items. "However, despite the increasing popularity of grocery deliveries for their convenience, there are still several potential advantages to shopping for groceries in person for the average American," he told Bored Panda via email.

"One key advantage is the ability to personally select fresh produce, meat, and other perishable items, ensuring they meet specific preferences for ripeness, quality, and expiration dates. Additionally, shopping in person allows for greater control over the selection process, enabling shoppers to compare prices, explore new products, and take advantage of in-store promotions and discounts," Johnson said.

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    #2

    That’s A New One

    That’s A New One

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the description! My parents had a dog that felt it necessary to inform the entire world whenever he heard a strange noise. Strange noises included the running of appliances, turning the TV on or off, the phone or doorbell, the creak of a chair or bed as someone got on or off, the thump of the cat landing, the opening or closing of any door....

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    #3

    Tips Pay The Bills But This

    Tips Pay The Bills But This

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    "Moreover, shopping in person can provide a sensory experience that online shopping cannot replicate, such as the ability to smell and touch products, which can enhance the overall shopping experience and potentially lead to more satisfying purchases. Lastly, for some individuals, especially those without reliable internet access or who prefer face-to-face interactions, shopping in person may be a more accessible and social experience."

    Johnson noted that it is difficult for newcomers to stand out in the "fiercely competitive" grocery delivery business. "Since Amazon is already an established player, trying to compete on convenience and variety is not a viable option. Instead, newcomers can stand out by focusing on niche markets or specialized products: you don't need to be the best for everything, but, especially in the beginning, you need to be the best at something," he explained to us.

    #4

    Had A Delivery That Was Just 4 20lb Cat Food Bags This Morning, And Upon Arrival

    Had A Delivery That Was Just 4 20lb Cat Food Bags This Morning, And Upon Arrival

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    #5

    Found Kittens While Shopping

    Found Kittens While Shopping

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    #6

    The Only Type Of Customer I Like Meeting Me At The Door

    The Only Type Of Customer I Like Meeting Me At The Door

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    "Newcomers can also leverage their relationships with local producers or farmers for fresh and sustainable products, which larger, existing players often overlook. Given the maturity of the market and the strength of existing players, newcomers face an uphill battle, but by going niche—either through their offerings or through their local relationships—new entrants may be able to carve out a distinctive position in the market and attract a loyal customer base." For more in-depth insights about human psychology, feel free to read Johnson's branding and human nature blogs.

    #7

    Nice Extra Tip Last Night!

    Nice Extra Tip Last Night!

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    #8

    Saw This Guy A Few Doors Down From My Delivery

    Saw This Guy A Few Doors Down From My Delivery

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    #9

    When The Customer Stares While You Deliver

    When The Customer Stares While You Deliver

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    The ‘Instacart Shoppers’ online community currently has 164k members. Many of them have lots of stories—from good and funny to bad and downright weird—to share about working at the company. Many of them feature peculiar customer behavior or requests. The subreddit is a window into what life as a shopper can actually be like.

    ‘Instacart’ was founded way back in June 2012. Over the course of a decade, the San Francisco-based grocery delivery and pick-up service has become well-established in the United States and Canada. The idea behind the service is that personal shoppers get all the goods the customers order from the participating retail shops. 

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    #10

    The Door On This Customers House

    The Door On This Customers House

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    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they’re hiding the Maltese falcon in there

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    #11

    Rude Customer Gets Equal Treatment

    Rude Customer Gets Equal Treatment

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    #12

    Kelly Likes Her Job A Lil Too Much

    Kelly Likes Her Job A Lil Too Much

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    Eleventy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who would love to get this person as my shopper?

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    At the time of writing, ‘Instacart’ has partnerships with 1,400 retail banners with 80,000 stores. In 2022 alone, the company fulfilled a jaw-dropping 262.6 million orders worth $28.8 billion. The average customer order was worth around $110. With so much revenue, it’s no wonder that the company has been expanding.

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    ‘Instacart’ has been gobbling up many different e-commerce-related companies in recent years. These include white-label grocer platform ‘Unata’ in 2018 for $65 million, smart cart and checkout company ‘Caper AI’ in 2021 for $350 million, AI pricing platform ‘Eversight’ in 2022, as well as e-commerce platform ‘Rosie’ in the same year.

    #13

    Used To Be A Shopper

    Used To Be A Shopper

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    #14

    Rough Day

    Rough Day

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    Candid Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense to me: feeling sick = either COVID or pregnant.

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    #15

    Wrong Item My A**

    Wrong Item My A**

    Golden Retriever? More like Golden DECEIVER, amirite?

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    Grocery delivery services have become absolutely massive in recent years. It’s safe to say that they’re now mainstream in many parts of the world, not just in developed nations but in emerging economies, too. According to Statista, 60% of respondents from India said that they used grocery deliveries.

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    #16

    Instacart Support Is So Good

    Instacart Support Is So Good

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    3 Otters 🦦
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like talking to my sister. Wait, that may be my sister.

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    #17

    Best Delivery Pic Ever!

    Best Delivery Pic Ever!

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    #18

    Slow Day But Great Customers

    Slow Day But Great Customers

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    Meanwhile, according to data collected by Statista, 52% of people living in Mexico and South Korea also use grocery delivery services. Brits are huge on deliveries, as well! A whopping 49% now order groceries. Meanwhile, around 40% of Americans do the same. However, Japan and Switzerland are among the developed nations that still haven’t embraced this shift in shopping. Only 20% and 10% of respondents, respectively, said they use these sorts of services.

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    #19

    Weirdest Comment I've Ever Received

    Weirdest Comment I've Ever Received

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    #20

    Met These Characters On A Delivery Today

    Met These Characters On A Delivery Today

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    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww but they're SO READY to do some destroying!

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    #21

    Trapped In Customer’s Vestibule

    Trapped In Customer’s Vestibule

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    It’s expected that food and beverage retail e-commerce revenue will exceed $47 billion in the US alone in 2025. Aside from ‘Instacart,’ Americans mainly rely on ‘Kroger,’ ‘Walmart,’ ‘HelloFresh,’ and ‘Amazon.’

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    “Despite the blaring success of grocery retailers in the online sector, they face the growing competition of new players delivering meal kits and ready meals. The food service platform Instacart was the most visited groceries website in May 2022, accounting for over eight percent of web traffic,” Statista reports on the rise of ‘Instacart.’

    #22

    Customer Left An Envelope With My Name On It

    Customer Left An Envelope With My Name On It

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    #23

    First Batch Of The Morning… 30 Pineapples

    First Batch Of The Morning… 30 Pineapples

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    Breadcrumb.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just have a complicated text book math problem to solve

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    #24

    How Do You Set Up At The Drop Off ?

    How Do You Set Up At The Drop Off ?

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    For most people, the main upside of getting their groceries delivered, as opposed to shopping in person at their local retailers, is saving time. Something else that customers value is that they can avoid making impulse purchases because they’re ordering everything online in advance.

    #25

    This Dog Wouldn’t Let Me Stage The Items Lol

    This Dog Wouldn’t Let Me Stage The Items Lol

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    #26

    Looking Back On This Still Makes Me Laugh

    Looking Back On This Still Makes Me Laugh

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    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the ones I get. People who should Never be allowed to shop at all! 🤣

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    #27

    One Of The Few Customers To Make Me Laugh

    One Of The Few Customers To Make Me Laugh

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the joys of having a delicate digestion.

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    What’s your relationship with grocery deliveries like, dear Pandas? Do you prefer to order your groceries online, or do you like going to stores in person? Do you think that we’re all going to become more and more reliant on deliveries in the future? Share your thoughts in the comments!

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    #28

    “They’re Out Of The Green Celery”

    “They’re Out Of The Green Celery”

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    #29

    I Couldn’t Believe My Eyes!!!

    I Couldn’t Believe My Eyes!!!

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    #30

    I Try Not To Judge Others Too Harshly But Come On

    I Try Not To Judge Others Too Harshly But Come On

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    #31

    Best Day Ever!!

    Best Day Ever!!

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    #32

    Cancelled Order With iPad

    Cancelled Order With iPad

    The customer canceled their order as soon as I pulled into their community. Costco only gives store credit cards as returns. I hate looking sketchy while returning these types of items.

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    #33

    Well Damn Kimmy

    Well Damn Kimmy

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    Phoenix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she's saying she also needs deodorant. She wants you to cancel her oder.

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    #34

    Well There Goes My Tip

    Well There Goes My Tip

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    Bookworm
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like 'guard order from raccoons' was not in the job description.

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    #35

    I Was Struggling To Pay Rent And This Happened

    I Was Struggling To Pay Rent And This Happened

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    #36

    Instacart Shopper Being Weird With My Girl

    Instacart Shopper Being Weird With My Girl

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    #37

    How Am I Gonna Fit This Into A Toyota Camry?

    How Am I Gonna Fit This Into A Toyota Camry?

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    Chrissie Anit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did you take the order in the first place if you knew you had a small car?!?!

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    #38

    These Customers

    These Customers

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    DinsdalePiranha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's going to need the cart of pineapples too.

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    #39

    Is My Shopper Trying To Scam Me Right Now?

    Is My Shopper Trying To Scam Me Right Now?

    I have a order being shopped right now. There’s something on the bottom called “Life Goods” for $149 that I know for 100% fact that I did not order. I asked my shopper what it is and that I didn’t order it and to remove it, and am getting no response

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    DinsdalePiranha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry. Only restaurants can get away with random surcharges.

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    #40

    Customer Dog Attacked Car During Delivery

    Customer Dog Attacked Car During Delivery

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    #41

    Poor Dog

    Poor Dog

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    Angela C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hoping (but probably wrong) that the "puppy" in question is actually a full grown dog in a breed that gets this large naturally. But knowing how people are im probably wrong

    Aidan Pite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am choosing to believe that their puppy is a fully-grown Great Dane and don't try to make me think otherwise. But like geez people, you can feed your pets unhealthy things, but in LIMITATION! Sometimes I give my cat the juices from oyster cans, but it's like a once/twice a year kind of treat.

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    Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood why people give their dog whipped cream. It’s not good for the dog at all but still I see it on social media all the time. ‘Pup cups’ at mc Donald’s,Starbucks etc. Weird and not healthy for dogs😕 if its like once a month it’s doing no harm I guess but not like an everyday routine.

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her puppy and me.... were are kindred spirits when it comes to whipped cream.

    Mary Kelly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is just wrong on so many levels...that poor animal

    Naomie Moore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be my favorite too. Kisses big puppy! 💋💋💋

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your puppy isn't going to make it to 10 y/o at that rate

    yannick van gennip
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please don't feed this to your animals they are gonna live onsiderly shorter

    Chelsea McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't believe this, I was suspicious of the 6 whipped creams and the attempt at a justification didn't help. ☕ Hope I'm wrong on this one.

    Jen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you are right, a human eating that much is concerning but ok and thier own fault but giving it to a dog...

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    Rebecca Derr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs and cats are lactose intolerant. I suggest doggie ice cream or you can make homemade dog cookies that humans can eat too.

    Bryn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs aren't lactose intolerant (well some can be) but for most, it doesn't harm their systems. In cats, it's a different story. Dogs, like Chimpanzees, humans, and bears, are omnivores that lean meat based. They can survive on plant based stuff, but do better with proteins added in. Cats on the other hand, aren't. They need a specific thing, Taurine that's only found in meat.

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    #42

    I Drew Up A "Thank You" Card For My Customers

    I Drew Up A "Thank You" Card For My Customers

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    N.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a thank you card, that's a rate me card.

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    #43

    How Do I Make Sure She Gets The Free One??

    How Do I Make Sure She Gets The Free One??

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    3 Otters 🦦
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they are saying be sure to get the free one when you buy one. They want 2. One plus freebie

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    #44

    What In The Actual F**k?

    What In The Actual F**k?

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    #45

    Lmao This Was A Nice Surprise

    Lmao This Was A Nice Surprise

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    Lene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes better sense when you see the 2nd pic. :) but it's cute. I like it. I like it a lot 😁

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    #46

    I Received No Help, But I Did Receive This

    I Received No Help, But I Did Receive This

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    #47

    $400 Alcohol Disposal

    $400 Alcohol Disposal

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    Puppy Dancing!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy a bucket, pour it all in there, have a party

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    #48

    Already Had All The Groceries In The Car

    Already Had All The Groceries In The Car

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    #49

    This Is F**kin Crazy

    This Is F**kin Crazy

    Ok_Load4298 Report

    Kate
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell no. There's at least two Lowe's closer than Santa Clarita.

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    #50

    Customer Thought I Was Gonna Ruin My Car For $14

    Customer Thought I Was Gonna Ruin My Car For $14

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    Phoenix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I grew up in the country but to me this is just a road.

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    #51

    Got Tip Baited For The First Time Ever

    Got Tip Baited For The First Time Ever

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP "She gave a wrong delivery address, correct address was 20 minutes away, delivered to a huge apartment complex. We couldn’t find each other for 10 minutes. Then when we finally do find each other, she conveniently forgot her wallet at home. LOL what a clown. People are the worst."

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    #52

    Instacart Shopper Didn't Want To Get Out And Walk

    Instacart Shopper Didn't Want To Get Out And Walk

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    #53

    Don’t Be That Guy Please

    Don’t Be That Guy Please

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    Donteatme666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope 👎 cancel I get it people forget but there's a limit to everything

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    #54

    I’m Sad Wanted To Give Back And Was Ignored

    I’m Sad Wanted To Give Back And Was Ignored

    I’ve had to Instacart shop for living and recently got a good job. I wanted to give back to other shoppers so I did a grocery order while I’m at the beach for a festival. I gave a good tip and was waiting with a thank you bag with snacks and a Java monster. The driver wouldn’t answer the whole order and when it said delivered I asked where and no response. Turns out they left the order in the lobby even tho I had hand to customer on… oh well next time

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    #55

    The Shopper Never Came Back For The Groceries

    The Shopper Never Came Back For The Groceries

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    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP on Reddit: I came home to groceries I didn't order on my porch. I waited 20 minutes and the shopper never came back. Feeling blessed, but sad for the shopper/client. Looks quite expensive too.

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    #56

    This Is A Hot Mess…

    This Is A Hot Mess…

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    Phoenix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, how am I going to get a pallet of bricks home and unloaded for me? I know...!

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    #57

    I Couldn’t Believe It. Someone Took This For $31

    I Couldn’t Believe It. Someone Took This For $31

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    #58

    I Delivered To This Apartment Today

    I Delivered To This Apartment Today

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    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let me guess, they ordered cheetos and brownies lol

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    #59

    Note Left On My Car From Other Shoppers

    Note Left On My Car From Other Shoppers

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    #60

    Almost Blind Accepted It

    Almost Blind Accepted It

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    #61

    The Way I Screamed Whaaattt When I Saw This Order

    The Way I Screamed Whaaattt When I Saw This Order

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    Mommitude Attitude
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly don't know what I'm seeing, is the customer somehow scamming because the total is way less than what it should be and if so, how? Sorry I don't know how they do this

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    #62

    Okay Who Brought Her 4 Lbs Of Jalapeños?

    Okay Who Brought Her 4 Lbs Of Jalapeños?

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    AnnaB
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she didn't get four pounds. If you look at the price, she got 0.4 lbs.

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    #63

    I Thought They Were Chips

    I Thought They Were Chips

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    #64

    I Want U Guys To See This

    I Want U Guys To See This

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    René Sauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy friggin`... is that the only way from the store to the customer???

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    #65

    Im So Dizzy & I Almost Had An Accident

    Im So Dizzy & I Almost Had An Accident

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    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why acronyms suck! It's digital, stupid app SPELL IT OUT!.. we're looking at Air Quality Index here. No wonder you were dizzy you were smoking pollution and Canadian wildfire smoke!.

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