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The internet can get pretty peculiar if you spend too much time surfing those digital waves. The more you browse, the more you come to the inevitable conclusion that people can be darn friggin' weird—and it’s a mystery why they behave this way.

Masterminded by content creator Nexqal, the ‘Insane People Online’ Twitter account documents some of the most bizarre things that internet users have ever written and posted on social media. It’s the kind of stuff that makes you do a double-take, as you’re knocked well out of your comfort zone. We’ve collected some of the strangest posts, as featured by the IPO project, to share with you Pandas. Scroll down to check them out.

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    Clearly sunny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate gambling, I don't understand why people get so addicted to losing money.

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    michael Chock
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes a certain level of stupid to be this brilliant. 👏 bravo.

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    BBC Future points out that memes are only memes if they’re shared with others. The most popular ones are going to be focused on a topic that’s important to many people. The more relatable a post, the more likely it is to go viral. However, the BBC also notes that, at the end of the day, memes have to be fun to look at and share.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hire a border collie… it will support the burglar wholeheartedly

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    Created less than a year ago, the ‘Insane People Online’ Twitter account already has a sizeable following. At the time of writing, 89.3k internet users followed the page on the social media network.

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    Meanwhile, the curator of the project, content creator and meme-poster Nexqal, aka Nick, has 18.6k followers on his own Twitter page. He also runs a YouTube channel where he shares witty and chaotic clips.

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    Sue Denham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, it's there for a purpose. The staff would cheer. Do it!

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    ThatG
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing for them that the sim card would have electronically expired by now.

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    According to the founder of the page, ‘Insane People Online’ is meant to showcase “people being hysterical on the internet.” And from our point of view, that’s definitely been a success. The social media posts featured on the page are far from the kind and orderly discussions many folks are probably used to. If internet comments were a radio, then the IPO project is the chaos knob turned all the way up.

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    Deborah B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was assuming they meant "I couldn't do a 12+ hour surgery without a lunch break."

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a zombie? That's all I got.

    jon gilbertson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr. Zombie. Wonder if he's friends with Dr. Acula. He's into blood

    Adam S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think cos the surgery is really long, but def should have clarified 😝

    Brian N
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Braaaaains..... Oh I mean scalpel.

    BC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was doing some research into cannibalism during wartime and famine (no, I was doing actual research, I’m an historian. I wasn’t just Googling), and it’s actually quite common. Yep, even now.

    Perry Downing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s kinda the most logical course of action?

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    ThatG
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello Clarice!

    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's saying that brain surgeons spend 12+ hours operating without a break and he could never do that because he'd get too hungry. The joke is that this statement makes it sound like he wants to eat brains.

    Fiery Llama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of you confused about this one, if someone says they can't be a brain surgeon bc their hunger would prevent it, it kind of sounds like they eat brains

    brittany
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone has been watching izombie. i get it

    Nice Beast Ludo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't eat brains...he just can't stare at brains for 16 hours without feeding. On normal human food

    Robert Beveridge
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if he stayed at a Holiday Inn express last night?

    Lucyyy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    brain suregeries normally take a long time i think? maybe he means he couldnt go for that long without eating.?

    David Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your sentence begins with MY ...... The conclusion is obvious!

    Edward Monks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im assuming he means he would be too hungry to concentrate on the task at hand..... either than or hed eat the brains

    Steal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the person meant dumb a**....just sayin'.

    Bumblebee
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For context, I think he means that having to work very long hours (as some brain surgeries can take up to or over 12 hours) without eating would he extremely difficult

    Glenn Milliken
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't decide if it's a Jeffrey Dahmer joke or a zombie joke

    Emeraldeyed
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a zombie 😂

    Valek Fermiga
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mads Mikkelson - is that you....??

    Mark Johanen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess was that he meant that brain surgeons sometimes have to spend 8 hours or more performing surgery, during which time they can't take a break to eat. But I'm just guessing.

    Eva
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love me some brain 😋🧠

    Fluffy mommy panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no no no no no no 😅😬🙄🗣️ahhhh

    Paul Neff
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something a zombie would say...

    Jack S
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo no no, you guys have got it all wrong. He keeps shoving vibrators up his a*s. Imaging trying to do surgery with a fake phallus figiting about in your butt.

    Robert Millar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, not many donkeys are brain surgeons, so no surprise there.

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, a brain eater. Nice to know your limitations

    Anthony Nizza
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking he would eat the brains.

    Ru Bee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brain surgery can take HOURS.

    Isaac Harvey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they're a zombie? They would attempt to ingest the brain on sight?

    Aaron W
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know what he means. Nom nom nom.

    Derek Moore
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy is saying he's so hungry all the time, that he would eat the brains.

    MED71
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walking dead extra with time off.

    michael Chock
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some real brain food right there.

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    The reason why people enjoy posting things on social media is because they enjoy interacting with other human beings. They want to connect to other individuals. They want to share their opinions and be at the center of attention. And they want to be respected for their insights, wit, and values.

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    Ezigma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's not the neighbors fault, he was under the assumption that he wasn't sterile, blame the neighbors wife. And him just finding out his wife cheated, kids are not his, and he's being sued? Way to kick a man while he's down!

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    Really, social media is just an extension of real life. However, many folks feel far more free to share their authentic thoughts on the internet because they’re anonymous/can’t see the other people they’re interacting with. However, this lack of an inner filter is a double-edged sword. On the one hand, yes, people are far more honest on social media. On the other hand, much of what they post is unedited and not everything is going to be worth other people’s time.

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    Mr.G86
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I 100% want to see what happens!!!

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    Mr.G86
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think there's anyone who could give this kid the advise he seeks, seeing as no one else would be dumb enough to try this.

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    Random comments, uninspired updates, and bizarre takes are far more common than truly witty jokes, insightful opinions, and posts about interesting opinions. From our perspective, the ‘Insane People Online’ project is a wonderfully accurate archive of all the things that folks tend to comment on off the top of their heads. Well, that and these posts are prime examples of people writing and posting things for the sake of shock value.

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    Mr.G86
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see why he's called swamp trash tho. If ET wants to phone home, YOU LET EM!

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    According to ‘Buffer,’ people tend to talk about themselves far more on social media than in real life. The internet gives them the ability to present themselves the way that they want to be seen. So that means that you can be whoever you want to be online, whether that’s fun and quirky, refined and elegant, impulsive and random, serious and analytical, or absolutely anything else. 

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    In essence, you’re in control of what you write on social media and how often you do that. Though one thing that nobody can control is how the internet is going to react to your comments! Your quips might not get the roaring rounds of applause that you wish they do. That’s why it’s so important to think about what you’re writing before you share it for literally the entire world to see. It helps if the message you’re sending is clear and comprehensible, not just gibberish.

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    Mr.G86
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd put it in hers as a prank. But this is some crazy s**t! Lmao

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    PlatinumTheCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people always feel the need to take a picture of the disaster instead of get away from or stop the disaster? Trade my life for a few views on whatever

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    Slowly, over time, you refine your online persona and your sense of humor. And if your posts are high-quality and you share things consistently enough, you might soon find yourself going viral more and more often, as you gather a large internet following. You end up building an entire community centered around your ideas and interactions with other social media users.

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    Marion
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont think this is funny. I‘d be very upset..

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