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Becoming a parent is a life changing experience. Suddenly, you are responsible for a whole other human being, and your new full-time job is to give them the best life you can. So you read stacks of books, attend parenting classes and try to soak up as much knowledge as possible to be a great parent. Maybe you even join a few Facebook groups to gain insight from other parents and to be part of a community. It’s nice to have other moms help you find the cutest and most affordable kids clothing without spending hours scouring the internet. Other parents can also provide some support when you just need to vent about the struggles of raising kids. There’s just one thing to be wary of in online parenting groups: they seem to be a breeding ground for crazy people.

Flooded with anti-vax posts and complaints about talentless toddlers, these parenting groups are painfully cringey. The silver lining, however, is that these groups have inspired the hilarious Mom Group Drama subreddit. r/Sh*tMomGroupsSay has 300k members, and shares countless screenshots of ridiculous posts on parenting groups. Their description says they’re “here to judge the ‘No Judge’ culture of the internet mom groups", and we can’t thank them enough for their service. Enjoy this list we’ve compiled of some of the best recent posts, then check out Bored Panda’s previous publications of crazy parenting posts here and here.

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I Don't Have A Problem With Extended Nursing, But Omg Still Using Months?

I Don't Have A Problem With Extended Nursing, But Omg Still Using Months?

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Nathaniel
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Counting age in years is weird! I am currently 486 months old.

Hadesdaughter
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BRUH THAT KID IS 4 YEARS OLD. THE DINER IS CLOSED BIATCH

chaotic_charlie (they/he)
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OH MY GOD "THE DINER IS CLOSED" I CAN'T STOP GIGGLING-

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Nicola Roberts
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So I tried the months thing and I stopped counting after 600 so I've switched to Saturn years and I'm less than 2!

Jack Holt
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My concern is that if they are still describing the child's age in months then they are still considering it a baby. Which is not helpful considering that the child has been a toddler for a few years not and will be starting school soon.

P Webb
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AND to draw attention away from the fact that she's STILL breastfeeding a 4-1/2 YEAR OLD CHILD

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chaotic_charlie (they/he)
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The kid is almost 4 and 1/2-I think it's time to STOP

Kit Kat
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they are old enough to ask for it ... That's too old o.O

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iblowsheep
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i want to start counting my age in parsecs...I know it's a distant measurement and not a time unit, but I don't care!

kim morris
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How long did it take light to travel that far?

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Crissie Laugesen
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still nursing a four and a half year old? Good luck getting that one to settle in school.

Anjelika
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

54 is more than 4 years old, I'm not a mum but I always felt that 3 was the max for breastfeeding? Parents of boredpanda what do you think?

LagoonaBlueColleen
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's really up to the parents, and who knows what goes on in people's homes that parents never reveal. There comes a time when it's unnecessary. The first year is the most beneficiary to breastfeed. After a year it's up to the parent. I believe it becomes more of a comfort thing for the child. I can see how some moms feel so blessed to be able to have the opportunity to nurse for the long run. I think the issue people have with it is breasts, to other people, are still viewed as solely sex objects that just happen to secrete nourishing milk for babies. Unfortunately, there is a porn market for that, too, and my theory is whenever someone gets a boner over a woman's bodily functions it becomes thought of as too sexualized for children to be exposed to. Imho, I'll leave it to parents to decide. It's their business not anyone else's. There's too many people getting all up in other people's business that doesn't concern them in any way.

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It’s important for new mothers to feel they have a safe space to ask questions and share their feelings. That place, however, does not need to be an online group. These controversial mommy groups have even sparked discussion from former members who have had enough. In 2020, Chelsy Theriault, creator of the blog Motherhood+Mayhem, published a piece on Filter Free Parents titled “6 Reasons I Hate Mom Facebook Groups”. She explained that at first glance, these groups seemed like a great community to be a part of. Over time, however, she realized that the groups “tended to be a crutch for mothers who either didn’t really want to deal with motherhood issues or didn’t want to (or have the courage or personal strength to) come up with their own solutions to parenting challenges”.

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    Breastmilk Isn’t Curing Her Son’s Leukaemia

    Breastmilk Isn’t Curing Her Son’s Leukaemia

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    Priscilla Reshell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're killing your son already without giving him those chemicals

    Felkey Felkey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be some form of criminal neglect right? Basically refusing to provide your child proper medical care. People really should be required to get a license to become parents...

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oil can work wonders on squeaky hinges. Doors, windows, small coffins...

    Aussie panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seven year old breastfeeding is yeurgh. That kid can get through a steak and will be starting to get curious about girls…

    JACOB CHRISTOPHER
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what will he do if he meets one? i don't even want to think about it

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about have the child taken away from you? Some people do not deserve children.

    Queen Jackson.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rainwater. Friend, let me tell you something about disgusting chemicals.

    Gin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ye gods... Please let that child have the medical attention he needs!

    C W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like an episode of Criminal Minds

    Lee Macro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried thoughts and prayers?? They work apparently.....

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no no, that is for gun violence and shcoolshootings...

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    Anjelika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me curious if the doctor kept a straight face about the breastfeeding

    JessG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That rain water is more harmful that chemo. It may even have caused that cancer in the first place. Don't get me started on a 7 yr. old still breast feeding. Breast milk? Sure, that's okay, but breast FEEDING?!?! Hoo boy....

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    Chelsy went on to say that these Facebook groups invalidate mothering instincts. “It seems that many moms, instead of assessing a situation and formulating their own solution, immediately run to Facebook to seek advice.” Similarly to how Google seems to have killed many peoples’ critical thinking skills, these mothering groups have squashed some parents’ abilities to make decisions. Chelsy recommends that mothers follow their instincts and skip seeking out help for every minor question that pops into their heads. She also adds a bit of advice a good friend gave her following the birth of her daughter to reassure anxious mothers: “If you don’t drop them or sit on them, you’re doing great.”

    #3

    I Want To Smack This Parent

    I Want To Smack This Parent

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    𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god, that's what measles look like?? How can these parents make there kids suffer like that???

    Mia Hamsa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not just how it looks like, but it causes long term problems as well. Shame on these parents :(

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    DCB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really am getting scared for society reading all of these. This one takes the cake. So far......Sorry lady but YOU are a MORON. Do all of society a favor and please, do NOT procreate any more!!!!

    Amanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well E, have you tried essential oils and prayer?

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had measles bad when I was young, the vax I had had hadn't worked properly, so wasn't protected as well as I should have been. Fast forward 53 years, it damaged my eyes (needed specs from the onwards) and my hearing. Please get vaxxed and the follow-up shots as well.

    Whodathunkit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter had measles at two weeks old! I don't even know where she got it from. It was scary

    Amber Storm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The evangelicals are going to be the downfall of this country!! Morons!!

    jevais
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The educational system in the usa has failed once again. Why aren't kids taught that vaccines saves lives?

    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not the issue- the information is readily available, but too many adults choose to ignore it and believe b******t instead

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    Just A Random Slytherin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just realised that's the first time I've ever seen measles-

    HumanBeingFromEarth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did it say “including Michigan?” I’m a Michigander and I’m confused why Michigan is stated by name but the other 21 is just “21 states”

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    #4

    I Feel So Bad For This Poor Boy

    I Feel So Bad For This Poor Boy

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    Lucas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, REAL! Poor boy.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you for or against the blessings of modern medicine? Pick a side already.

    K Wit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ant vax don't really care about their kids. They're just an accessory. Most are fake religious and pretend to think if their kids die some god will take care of them.

    DCB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. It is quite idiotic. And if I hear one more "I don't have to bring them to the doctor - we are gonna PRAY and will take care of it! Really just makes me want to go ......... *SMACK*

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mother can have a free brain transplant if she wants.

    Yugan Talovich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may be wrong, but I thought having a transplant meant putting in a replacement for something you already have, not supplying missing equipment.

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    Susan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they think you would keep up with all of the meds needed to keep the transplant from rejecting?

    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, and those anti-rejection meds are pure manufactored chemicals so she wouldn't want her little precious taking those now would she. Nevermind the fact they help keep the transplant in place, so to speak. (I'm a transplant recipient so idgaf about "taking toxic chemicals", it's better than the alternative)

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    A
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So some medical science is okay (transplant, with the life time of medicine that comes along with it), but other science isn't okay (vaccines)? How do you achieve this point of view?

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially considering the donated kidney comes from a vaccinated person....so it's okay to take vaccinated organs but not the vaccine?

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    Nicole Weymann
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I decided! I did my research! I'm an informed citizen! Whoever could have guessed something like this might happen?!" Any expert outside your bubble could have, and doubtless told you if you ever asked. You chose to ignore the advice because of "big pharma/evil chemicals". You wized up, your healer/essential oils confidential/guru/postman told you "the truth" and now your son has to pay the bill for your new world view with his life. Big pharma lobbying the hell out of politics doesn't mean that none of their products work. Also plant based drugs are chemical as well (it's all one scientific field, baby) and can be just as deadly. -rant over-

    boredpandaki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They still are unable to see any benefits from vaccines?? Omg

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they propably see the vaccine requirement as some man made mean of pressure put there as an attempt to lure them onto "the dark side", without realising that it was put there for a good reason. A transplant is a high risk intervention, and the organs are in low supply and you therefore need to choose the patient where the chance of succes is the higest, e.i. the healthiest patient, whith the lowest risk of catching an infection when they are "opened", and experience just says that that will be the persons who has been vaccinated.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine thinking that you know more than immunologists, worldwide health organizations, and uncounted billions in research.

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    The next concerning reason Chelsy cited for disliking these groups is that moms seek medical advice in them, rather than going to a real doctor. “I know of a local mom Facebook group in my area that had to put a stop to mothers posting pictures of their children’s rashes and other visible physical ailments,” she noted. Even pregnant women post asking for health advice for themselves, but it’s unlikely many people in the group are actually medical professionals. And with only a Facebook post describing symptoms to go off of, they probably couldn't be of much help anyway. If you are concerned about your own health or your child’s health, please seek out someone with appropriate credentials. Don't just take the word of Cindy from Ohio who is spending 7 hours a day on Facebook during her maternity leave.

    #5

    You Can't Even Count On Your Own Parents After You Have A Baby

    You Can't Even Count On Your Own Parents After You Have A Baby

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine having a baby means being responsible for the child? The horror.

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people expect other people to parent their kids? I've never understood this. Did these people ever really listen to other parents and the complaints parents have about having no time for themselves? I get this mom is venting but I don't get where she would ever assume people would be willing to watch her kid, especially her own mom who already raised hers and should be able to pick and choose when she wants to take her grandchild for the weekend. If you're thinking of becoming a parent please understand that nobody is going to be a nanny for your kid so you can have weekends to yourself unless you pay them and pawning your kid off on any of your friends and family every chance you get is not parenting- it's entitlement.

    LagoonaBlueColleen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom taught me to always be appreciative and never assume or expect anything. Whatever nice gesture someone does is voluntary. Perhaps some people were never taught that.

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    phil blanque
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real eye opener here will be for the baby when they realize that they were not born to parents who are mammals, but instead, reptiles.

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's above and beyond that the grandma takes the baby ever other Saturday, esp. if that's overnight into Sunday. And esp. since she is still working full time.

    T Lee Mac
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I spent over 10 years working opposite shifts so we wouldn’t have to rely on family or pay someone to watch our children. We asked for four nights for our 10th anniversary and we split them up with other family members so it was only 2 nights each. They were asked and given possible dates before we booked a trip. If they want one or both of them for a visit, they ask and we will use that time for ourselves. We already asked for one night in august for the youngest so we could go to a concert. My hubby’s family always helps us, more than needed and we are always grateful. I was blessed with a great FIL and 2 MILs. I would never just expect someone to regularly take my kids because I said so

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    Susan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometime is taking the quote "it takes a village" entirely too serious

    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a major reason why we did not have kids. My (now late) husband was ill and because of that unable to care for a baby and I had to work fulltime because single income family. No way we were going to have a baby and have it taken care of by others 40 hours a week.

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn't stop most people from churning out kid after kid..mental illness in the family..have kids..genetic diseases all over the place in your family? have a litter! why not..have a special needs husband or a husband who will be away 6 months out of the year? hell why not lets make life harder for everyone!!!

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    RustyMouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm secretely hoping that this is satire and we all just didn't get it.

    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't tell you the last time my husband and I got time alone together -I don't dump my children on other people a regular basis - I can't even think of the last time they had an overnight stay with anyone. Usually if they're staying at my mums house I go there with them and we have a multi-generational sleepover

    LagoonaBlueColleen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a bit much. My mom gave me 10 min to go out for a coffee a few blocks down and that's it. It would have taken 20 min just to get there so I walked down to the end of our block and went back home barely refreshed and destressed. (Come to think of it, my boyfriend (the Dad) could've taken her for an hour or so. He was there.... WTF?) None of our parents would take our daughter for the night until she was older and sleeping through the night. I get it, though. It is shockingly lonely, isolating and there are things no one can prepare you for that cause you post-partum depression. But I don't understand how a parent can still desire wanting to be apart from their baby for so long. Even when I felt so tired, craving a bit of adult time, the moment I was away from my baby I was missing her and couldn't wait to come home. I'd be worried my baby would forget about me if I was away from her for too long.

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should be grateful their parents are able to help out at all.

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    #6

    Get The Hell Out With This Nonsense

    Get The Hell Out With This Nonsense

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    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... I was about to type "shoa", but I as I'm afraid someone might StEaL tHaT nAmE tHen ....... no, really not.

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    Issey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the hell is this allowed? Here in Germany you have to register the babies name - and if it's something ridiculous like this it gets denied. Why burden a child with b******t like this for life?

    Mokayokok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the parents are 1) selfish , 2) trying to create the biggest snowflake name possible while 3) also ruining there child's life.

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    Michelle M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if life isn't hard enough already. Poor child

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel dumber for reading this.

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had not witnessed 2016 - 2021 in the US, I would think this is a sarcastic joke, but now I am not so sure.....

    Aussie panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a whole group on fb dedicated to this called ‘That name is a tragedeigh’ lol!

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumbest name since ABCD

    Issey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pronounced "Abseedee" XD I remember that post

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    Along the same lines, Chelsy points out that many mothers ask questions that could easily be solved with a quick Google search. “We’re moms. We’re busy. We don’t have time to do the Googling for other moms.” Next she notes her annoyance about posts that begin with “Okay, mamas, let’s talk [enter topic here]”. “Every time a post starts with this statement, all I can picture is some tacky infomercial tempting me to purchase some cheesy product,” Chelsy adds. Just cut to the chase. "For some reason, introducing a post with 'Let’s talk -' seems pushy and impersonal." 

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    My Friends Are Also Pregnant And I Dont Feel Special. How Dare They Ruin My Experience

    My Friends Are Also Pregnant And I Dont Feel Special. How Dare They Ruin My Experience

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    Wendy Lorimer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is she going to feel like once the baby gets more attention than her? Maybe she should grow up THEN have a baby.

    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That ship has sailed. Unless she can manage some spectacular personal growth in the final trimester.

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    Mari
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will tell you a secret: millions of women are pregnant at the same time!

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally babies being born every day, we should have a special day for you Karen? One day where the only baby born is your blessed child?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of looking at it as not feeling individually special, how about looking at it as an experience you and your friends are sharing? I mean, you can all get together and talk about how you feel and what your body is going through, and know for a fact that everyone in the group REALLY knows what you’re talking about. What a relief to know you have that kind of support system. Plus, it’ll continue after the babies are born, as you’ll all be sharing the experiences of caring for a newborn, then infant, then toddler, then maybe having another baby, and so on and so forth. Instead of being so self-absorbed, why not spin it as a shared experience?

    Terry Butler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your excellent points just really make me sad for this baby.

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    Amanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people should NOT reproduce.

    A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is next-level crazy. What an obnoxious twit.

    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just imagine a marble dropping on the floor of the room she’s in. The echo must be deafening

    LagoonaBlueColleen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend's bff and his girlfriend were expecting at the same time we were. It was fun. The guys were picturing days of having stroller races and getting our babies to grow up as close friends. Sadly, their baby didn't make it. Your attention is not of anyone's priority. Just concerned and hope you have a happy, healthy baby.

    Wilson.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahahahahahaha! What a stupid tit

    Daren Tan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least saying this make her become "special"...

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    #8

    Seems, She Really Does Not Want A Boy...

    Seems, She Really Does Not Want A Boy...

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    Kimi Tomminello
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not have any children. That's my only suggestion.

    madeline tansey bryson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have both babies. Give them up for adoption then have your tubes tied

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow...just wow. Also, I am pretty sure if you are already do far along that you know the sex of the children it's too late for an abortion. Why not give birth to both and give the boy up for adoption? Or better yet, give both up for adoption since you are clearly unfit to be a responsible mother.

    Lucas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor, poor little boy... he's in for a world of unutterable sadness. If he makes it. Wouldn't put it past someone like this to not feed him well enough to thrive. Breaks my heart.

    May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who freaked out when she found out her second child was a boy. She was so worried that she wouldn't be able to love him, because she only wanted girls. She fell in love the minute he was born, though, and doesn't treat him any differently than her two girls

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    MRSS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe burn in Hell is what she should do. Just a thought

    SilverSkyCloud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hopefully she starts the burning process before she gets there

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    deanna woods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give your children up for adoption and never breed again. You don't deserve to have children with that thought process.

    James
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    get locked up is what you should do!

    Rick Hoppenbrouwer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give them both up for adoption and then get sterilized so you can't breed anymore.

    Official_Blink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Already did the nursery in pink and purple flowers" Bro Cant guys like Pink and purple ? Cant girls like Blue and Black? This woman is dumb... And Homophobe as well

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the age where you are in a nursery, I do not think you care a lot about exact colours but is just facinated by everything that is bright. So the colour of the nusery must be a more of a problem in the mind of the mother, than it is for the child, and even if it such a big problem, it is something that can easily be changed. Give it some time, and she will realise that the colours of the walls pales away compared to the other challanges she will face.

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    #9

    This Might Be The Best-Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen In Fundie-Crunchy Mom Group Hell

    This Might Be The Best-Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen In Fundie-Crunchy Mom Group Hell

    ToasterGuacamoleWrap Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet she burns Harry Potter books at weekends too.

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a Christian and I got the vaccine. God doesn't want us to be stupid. Trust in the Lord and get the vaccine. God is responsible for the existence of medicine and doctors.

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our church allowed a local health organization to use our parking lot for a vaccine clinic. Our pastor actually got death threats for that. And we live in a very blue state in the US.

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    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DNA - writing Lucifer.... Wowww!!!

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty impressive using only the letter A,T,C and G, which is the entire alphabet of DNA

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    Billy Harrelson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly they don't know their Bible. The Mark of the Beast comes after the Rapture while antichrist rules the world, not before.

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people will know that is what they are doing. They won't be somehow tricked into it. And if they don't, they will not be able to buy or sell anything.

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    Issey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who or what is "Luciferace"? Liberace's evil twin?

    Theoretical Empiricist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luciferase is an enzyme that allows organisms to bioluminesce. The actual meaning of "Lucifer" is "light bringer".

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    Guðrún Sveinsdóttir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather be in hell than with people like her in heaven!

    Anjelika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luciferace? Does the church she goes to say this or does she do 'research '

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ignorant savages who think the vaccine "rewrites your DNA" when it doesn't do that at all, and don't understand that the actual virus DOES rewrite your DNA. Not that this is unnatural at all, it's just part of being a living being on the earth. But try telling these loons anything, you just get an earful of stupid and ignorance and arrogance.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both my husband's father and my sisters husband are like this. My BIL has at least learned to keep his opinions to himself. My FIL however is exhausting.

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    Miah Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Point of order and correction. The only Unforgivable sin mentioned in the Bible is “blasphemy of the Holy Spirit.” Also, I bet she’d crap her pants if she really read the book of Leviticus. God commanded quarantine and facial coverings during illness.

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    Next, Chelsy comments on the odd habit some mothers have of displaying their shortcomings to gain pity and attention. She gives an example of a mom asking if she’s the only one who forgets to leave money from the tooth fairy, followed by multiple “haha”s and a face palm emoji. Of course she’s not the only one. Moms are not perfect, and Chelsy empathizes with the pressure mothers often feel. “I think these moms are simply looking for pity or for someone to console them and convince them that they are not a horrid parent. Perhaps they are trying to displace their mom guilt or trying to make light of their mom fails.” “Either way,” Chelsy adds. “It drives me nuts.”

    Lastly, Chelsy points out another popular post style on the page: "Pic for attention!" “This is annoying,” she says. “But at least they’re being honest.”

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    #10

    “My Doctor Says My 9mo Baby Is Normal, But He Clearly Has Bipolar!”

    “My Doctor Says My 9mo Baby Is Normal, But He Clearly Has Bipolar!”

    zariaah Report

    Pryjmaty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ALL childeren under 4yo are bi-polar, imo. One minute they're laughing because you sneezed. The next, they turn into a raging demon because you won't let them eat the dog's food.

    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I'm nearly 40 and I'm still a bit like that...except substitute dog food for ice cream.

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    Issey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on. A nine month old laughs about their own farts and cries if a toy disappears from their field of vision. Everything is emotional whiplash at that age

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about shaming this one, they have a history of seriously scary, hereditary disorder in their family and their third kid doesn't act like the older two did... I can imagine why they would freak out and need some reassurance.

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know...a nine-month old does laugh a lot and cry a lot.

    English Pigeon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone with Bi-Polar, I’m crying at this. 😞 With laughter. 🤣🤣

    Esco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 9 months why isn't the kid speaking in full sentences and checking WebMD on his own?

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cried a lot as a baby, but my parents never thought I had bipolar disorder.

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rest my case … ignorance is rampant these days! I've had 4 children and everyone of them were different as babies … and they still are.

    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One DON'T saddle your kid with that as a person with bipolar disorder your 9 month old is being it's self. I'm a mom of 5 they all had different personalities. I have one daughter with bipolar disorder you can't tell at 9 months old. She was twelve years old when she was diagnosed. STOP trying to assign a serious mental illness to your child because she doesn't act the way you want. My oldest son was a pain but not bipolar. Go get parenting classes with therapy classes for you. It makes me angry that you would label your normal child with a major mental illness. Clearly a parenting insufficiency.

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    #11

    Saw This And Just Knew It Belonged Here

    Saw This And Just Knew It Belonged Here

    dreemiie Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READ???? But yeah, keep with the theme, you mutilate animals for a living, so why not mutilate your child as well.

    PandaRave
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I actually forgot that detail. This guy really is gonna mutilate his first human

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    Say What
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Practicing medicine without a license will land him in jail.

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should probably have the police and paramedics on standby after the birth.

    LagoonaBlueColleen
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That couple needs to be barred from all living creatures.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why circumcise at all if there is no medical need? Do people not realise that this is essentially the same a FGM! Millions of baby boys are being mutilated daily in the US, Why? 'Just because???'

    Jack Holt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey dude I don't agree with medically unnecessary male circumcision either, but to say that it is essentially the same as FGM is erroneous. The male equivalent of FGM would be to cut the glans of the penis off, not the foreskin.

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    Autumn Artemis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone needs me I’ll be jogging off this godforsaken planet and into the sun

    Tom Hanlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know full well that the baby is going to wind up with cropped ears.

    Josh Baez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure we just found something with a smoother brain than a koala.

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    #12

    Err...what?

    Err...what?

    violaging Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell did I just read?

    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came here to sass people in the comments, not lose half my brain cells to a Facebook post

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to leave a witty comment but honestly WHAT?!!??

    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This works: 🤦🏻‍♀️🙄

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    Mari
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You left when your brain was not yet developped

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't recall wanting to leave the womb early, so what in the hell are you talking about.

    propgamer XL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recall wanting to stay there. Well I don't, but my mom said I was 3 weeks too late.

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    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And I'm still traumatised from when I was an egg and saw a sperm swimming towards me. I'll never forget the horror of it."

    Momma Dubb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This went from zero to outer space in the first sentence and left the galaxy by the end of it.

    Miah Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here’s an example of a person who, if they saw a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool, they would drown.

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    Luckily for moms everywhere, not every online community is full of infuriating posts and medical misinformation. In 2018, Alexis Barad-Cutler launched Not Safe for Mom Group (or nsfmg) after becoming fed up with the “curated Instagram feeds, filtered momfluencers, and holier-than-thou Facebook mom groups that made her feel worse about her parenting”. "Whenever I would go to my mom groups, it felt like I was having a completely different experience than what my peers were having," Barad-Cutler said in an interview with TODAY. "I was mired in postpartum anxiety, depression and psychosis, and my baby was really colicky. So it just felt like there was a cellophane between me and the rest of the world — like I was living on a different planet."

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    So she channeled her frustrations into writing. But media outlets were not always on board with publishing articles depicting less than picture-perfect realities of motherhood. “That's where it started — the idea that I couldn't say these things out loud," she said. "I wanted to create a community. I wanted a place for people to go and be able to say the things that they're feeling out loud."

    #13

    That’s Not The School’s Problem

    That’s Not The School’s Problem

    partyingwithpizza Report

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear lord. Have your kid get the boys parents' numbers and call/ text them. Or- give the boy your number to give the parents. Or- Facebook/ social media. It's not that hard.

    Hiker Chick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my daughter broke up with her high school boyfriend, the boyfriend's parents wanted to meet with me and my husband. We reluctantly met them at a fast food restaurant, where we listened in astonishment to the other parents who told us the kids should continue dating and they didn't understand why my daughter didn't want to date their son. It was honestly so weird.

    Yugan Talovich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I have an inkling why your daughter wanted out. Smart daughter.

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    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that she said "mommies* really irks me for some reason.

    Terran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like the children are in kindergarten at best.

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    Giulia Fortunati
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: the daughter is a teacher at the school and she's 35 and her boyfriend 34!

    Debb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she seriously write that she tried to get the school involved?🤦‍♀️

    GenericPanda09
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you need to meet them for?

    Tiki Stanford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another case of expecting the school to parent for you. The system (in the US) is there for education, but parenting is still up to the parents. Far too many parents just send their kids to school and just assume that is all they have to do.

    Mick Casey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not the school's problem!!

    SilverSkyCloud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbf i'd say it depends on the ages of the kids

    Michelle Perez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless your child is dating a male teacher I'd just sit this one out...

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    #14

    5g Did It!

    5g Did It!

    littlerabbitwhocould Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Change the settings on your baby. Disable the babies wifi.

    Yugan Talovich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't clam the baby, it may be time to use some mussel.

    Wilson.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some inexplicable reason i imagined a fully grown adult son and was blindsided by the fact this references a baby...

    RK Barbo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he's screaming because he has such a stupid mom.

    K Wit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor baby needs the emergency room

    Tracy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babies just have meltdowns sometimes. You just deal with it.

    LagoonaBlueColleen
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see anything wrong with this. This mom was having a moment she needed help to restore her sanity. I don't see the reason for the sarcastic remark. If that was even in sarcasm. EMF waves can wreck havoc in people, cause hallucinations, paranoia, rashes, sleep apnea, mood swings. She should find where the all the plug outlets are in the baby's room, get an EMF detector and get an electrician to check the wiring. He could also just be teething. Orajel on the gums and an icy teething ring may help, too. I feel for these moms in these times.

    LeeBreezy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, thats what i got too. maybe it was supposed to highlight the comment?

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    PandaRave
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to start making these 5g neutralizers. I’d make thousands

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your son is screaming because it’s dawned on him his own mother is the most dangerous person in his life.

    Mick Casey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *clam and soothe him* lmao EMF NEUTRALIZER ABSJKS

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    #15

    Won't Someone Please Think Of The Karma!?

    Won't Someone Please Think Of The Karma!?

    GreenTeaOnMyDesk Report

    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am thinking one of the reason's the daughter doesn't want kids might stem from her own childhood and relationship with her mother

    Teresa Stabler
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    3 years ago

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    Yes but she may change her mind. She may be able to get some help to heal then want kids but by that time the damage will already be done.

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    Issey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "souls that need to be born"? More like the "grandkids you selfishly want"

    Adam Belaire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We of Gen X disavow anyone like this and put them in a special category called Boomer X. Generation X is not associated with anyone like this. Leave us out of your Boomer vs Millennial fight.

    Jack Holt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally, Gen X has got to be one of the least dramatic, least narcisstic gens since the 1930s

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    Casey Payne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi fellow Generation X. I'm also part of the generation that memes forgot. Or overlooked. Weren't the 80s a blast? Oh my god, that hair. Right? I still have my mix tapes. Listen, I want to make sure that no one takes your bonkers incestual reproductive delusions and equate it to our generation. I don't know what failing analog fad from our childhood destroyed your sense of reason, but don't use our misbegotten generation for validation. You are not Gen X. You are Generation WTF.

    m pum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to apologize for GenX. This woman doesn't represent us!!!

    Mokayokok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The daughter should seriously go no contact permanently.

    Jennifer Norton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a GenXer myself I can tell you we don't claim this nut bag!!!!!!!!

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My aunt is Gen X and she doesn't think this bizarrely.

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    Thus, the Not Safe for Mom Group was born. On their website, the group is described as “an online — and IRL— community that welcomes challenging topics around motherhood in a judgment-free setting”. Nsfmg seems like a breath of fresh air compared to the chaotic groups being ridiculed on reddit. Under “who we serve” the site says, “Our community is centered on mothers, those on the journey towards motherhood, those who identify as mothers, the mom-curious, and the folks who support and love moms.” And the reasoning listed for why the site exists is because “tremendous healing can occur when we share our experiences and stories with others. We created this space as a safe haven for messy, uncomfortable dialogue that enables us to to learn and grow from each other."

    #16

    After This She Asks Which Essential Oils Works For Covid

    After This She Asks Which Essential Oils Works For Covid

    Suhhsz Report

    the Me_greatest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the best essential oil for Covid is the Pfizer vaccine.

    Kathi Schäffer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, I had the Biontech essential oil all three times 😱 Should I add some essential olive oil?

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    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that’s because the sun 👏 is 👏 in 👏 your 👏 direction 👏

    karla Meixnerová
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK, put aluminium foil on your head, go and destroy some 5G towers and you might feel better?

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my neighbor had sunflowers that pretty, I would actually appreciate it, because sunflowers are beautiful.

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sunflowers? More like Spyflowers. Amirite?

    Aubrie Allen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person might have paranoid schizophrenia.

    Smilejustbecause
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The comments are making me laugh so much. 🤣

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinking makes her brain hurt.

    Mokayokok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't imagine why they'd grow flowers so their dumbass neighbor can't see into the yard.

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe there's a lamp in the house that the plants are trying to get light from

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    #17

    F**k You And Your Privacy. I’m Gonna Show 53,000 People Your Picture And Tell Them You Got Your Period Today!

    F**k You And Your Privacy. I’m Gonna Show 53,000 People Your Picture And Tell Them You Got Your Period Today!

    slippinghalo13 Report

    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1: Don't get her the ultra-thin kind, that's b******t. 2: Pull your head out of your ass and take down the damn post, ya creep

    Aussie panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are going to be sooo many annoyed teenagers in future discovering all the stuff their parents have posted. Everyone should be in charge of their own digital identity and parents need to stop using their kids to gain likes.

    Ads Ads
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a thing called Google, it exists to answer such questions and not publicly humiliate your teen 👍

    Feminist Percussionist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or go anonymous, ask the same question and don't put her freakin name or photo on !!!

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    deanna woods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take down the post and it depends on how heavy her flow is.

    Chancey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could a parent be this heartless?

    Kimberley Gayle Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think heartless is the right word. Brainless is more accurate. Especially as a fellow female herself, she should know that answer already. Otherwise, get the variety pack so that she's always prepared. Period flow changes woman!

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A mom? Try searching your memory?

    Valerie Smart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone intervene and slap this b***h back to reality . This is not cool .

    Zoe Duddle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the book Girl (in Real Life) by Tamsin Winter. Her parents completely live their life through the girl and threw her a ‘period party’ for their Instagram followers.

    LagoonaBlueColleen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH ... MY....GAWD I feel so humiliated and embarrassed for this girl. I'd be dying. Just find a hole and throw me in it. No need to mark the grave.

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    #18

    Vacuum Salesman By Age 2!!!

    Vacuum Salesman By Age 2!!!

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    Emily M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I've spent too much time around kids with special needs, but hitting milestones too early, disinterest in play/toys, and obsessing over something mechanical just screams autism to me??

    Zero
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the post means is that the poster is liar and desperate for attention.

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    GenericPanda09
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 2 my daughter was posting jam on toast into the dvd player slot as soon as my back was turned... I thought she was normal, but maybe she was just trying to tell me I should have bought one with better reviews.

    Yugan Talovich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have you know that when I was six months old, I assembled a vacuum cleaner using nothing more than pipe cleaners!

    Man in the ceiling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a month old I was giving a scientific lecture at Harvard, you could say I was quite gifted.

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    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a 2 year old. While he can communicate in full sentences, it's mostly about how he wants to watch the Bruno Movie, Encanto. And that his name is very much his name.

    propgamer XL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son was a few months I think, or a year, can't remember. He said papegaai and my dad was in awe. It means parrot. I just taught him to say gaai after papa lol.

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    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 2, I learned how to head bang to metal music

    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son was hitting three syllables at 1. We found out he's autistic recently... So yeah. Same thing happened with my nephew.

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    While the website has been active since 2018, nsfmg recently began hosting a podcast as well. Episodes feature candid conversations such as “I Begged For Help and No One Listened: Mothering Through Mental Ilness” and “My Ex’s Sinister Secret: A New Mom’s Shocking Discovery”. Barad-Cutler welcomes these difficult topics on her site. “You don't have to preface anything by saying, 'I love my baby' — it is assumed that you love your child," she explains. "We invite you to curse — we love a good curse word. We welcome a difference of opinion, and we encourage people to use language like 'folks' or 'friends' — not heteronormative language, because we know that not everyone is married or cisgender."

    #19

    Looking For Preschooler Appropriate Energy Drinks

    Looking For Preschooler Appropriate Energy Drinks

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    Brandon Marlowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Several cups of strong black coffee is the more natural, organic stimulant of choice for toddlers.

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 7 year old just has to have his coffee from a carafe. The plunger is everything ☕️☕️

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the hell does he know what red bull and monster tastes like? Why would you give four year olds this in the first place?

    Jo Morris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an easy fix ... stop giving the child any sort of energy drinks and get them drinking water instead. Done.

    Esco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The healthiest energy drink. What an oxymoron lol.

    Pav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Healthiest option is his adoption 🙃

    Aussie panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What 4 year old needs MORE energy?

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I was thinking. Nevermind the unhealthy caffeine levels, most 4 year olds need some kind of ANTI-energy drink!

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    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is how they grow up with 0 teeth

    Josh Baez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about a cup of "WTF are you doing giving children energy drinks?!"

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do not give a four year old any energy drink, I don't care what it is.

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    #20

    No Fatties Allowed!

    No Fatties Allowed!

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    Gin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother 'credits' all her small babies on her smoking. I lived at home with my heavy smoking mother until I was 20. When doctors ask me if I ever smoked...

    Jo Morris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this woman hasn't heard what smoking can do, otherwise she'll be taking it up asap.

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    chaotic_charlie (they/he)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that kid will probably have body image issues and an eating disorder if this chick continues this mentality

    bigfoot🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahem... EXCUSE ME??!! I was over TEN POUNDS when I was born, and it's not because I'm fat, I'm just REALLY tall. Get over it Mrs. Perfect!!!

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was like 7 lbs and my little sister was like 9, and my mom was perfectly fine with it. If you're gonna judge a literal baby on it's weight, you don't deserve to be a mother.

    Anjelika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, forcing a diet on a baby, those poor kids

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I weighed around nine pounds at birth and my mother was not bothered by this in the slightest. Of course, my mother isn't stupid.

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are talking about goats right?

    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giving her offspring body dysmorphia and eating disorders in 3, 2, 1...

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    #21

    It’s Gross Karen. I’m Also Pretty Certain It’s Illegal To Feed Unsuspecting People Your Bodily Fluids

    It’s Gross Karen. I’m Also Pretty Certain It’s Illegal To Feed Unsuspecting People Your Bodily Fluids

    hilltophermit Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just do not ask where the "chocolate chips" come from.

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf?! Couldn't she be sued for that?

    K Wit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and it's criminal if you do not disclose the ingredients

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    Anna Te
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I never eat homemade stuff at work 😅

    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never know what's gone into a homemade bake. And let's not mention the possible lack of basic hygiene rules people can't seem to follow.

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    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your husband should of told you this is illegal unless everyone eating them is aware they were made with breastmilk.

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooof, I just threw up in my mouth a little

    Debb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No problem. Why shouldn't you share the excreted drugs or viruses your milk might contain? SMDH.

    UDERSERVELOVE!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, dear, I think I have some information for you. WE DO NOT MAKE BAKED GOODS, CHEESE, OR ANY DAIRY PRODUCT, REALLY ANYTHING THAT REQUIRES DAIRY, USING BREASTMILK. IT IS ONLY FOR BABIES. Sorry. Rage over.

    Joy Hunter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have to ask "It's healthy??????" then deep in your heart you know it may not be physically harmful, but it's not sane.

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    #22

    Two Opposing Cleaning Strategies

    Two Opposing Cleaning Strategies

    partiallyanonymous Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the worse thing she has had in her mouth? Is she referring to her husband there?

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walmart bathroom has sinks with hot water why the heck would you need to put that in your mouth to clean it?!

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the sink IN THE BATHROOM is somehow not an option?

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you dropped on the Walmart bathroom floor, you throw that pacifier away.

    LagoonaBlueColleen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup and while you're shopping you can just buy brand new ones lol.

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only this bathroom had a better and more hygienic option to clean a pacifier ... Oh wait.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother went through phases with us kids. With me, the first kid, everything that fell on the floor was washed and sanitized before given back to me. With my first brother, the second kid, everything was rinsed and then given back. By the time kid three came along she was also just wiping things off or popping the pacifier in her mouth for a few seconds before giving it back to him.

    T Lee Mac
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My littlest guy ended up with thrush. Still the bottles were all are roses constantly the only other thing was me cleaning his pacifier the odd time it fell out in the car by putting it in my mouth. After that I always carries a damp soapy washcloth in a baggie to wash it and rinsed it with water from a bottle.

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    RK Barbo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over cleaning/sanitizing everything constantly is why kids are so constantly sick nowadays and are allergic to everything.

    Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not necessarily true, I was raised in filth and get sick all the time.

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    Deanna Grant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she's in the bathroom....why not just wash it off, that's 🤢

    Trash Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, a little dish soap does the trick. Then take 300 grams of chocolate and bed rest to calm the nerves of anxious parent. Keep child sedated with 500 grams of applesauce and promote cognitive engagement with a coloring book. Have husband administer essential olive oil to cook dinner. Hold child and tell her she means the world to you. Congratulations. You are a decent parent, and don’t need to worry so much. In 20 years, all the kid will care about is whether you loved them and gave them a safe and stable home.

    Jill Hojnacki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it fell on the floor in a bathroom, why the hell wouldn’t you wash it off in the sink?!

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    #23

    It Sounds Like You’ve Got A Pretty Smart Kid

    It Sounds Like You’ve Got A Pretty Smart Kid

    Domkaplanry Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations, your son is far smarter than you are.

    John Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Far smarter than the two idiots who replied to Mom's stupidity too.

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    Brandon Marlowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was obviously switched at birth since he could NOT be your offspring.

    K Wit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex cousin by marriage is anti vax. She now has two adult children 22 and 24 that's she still manipulates into not getting vaccinated as well as who they can vote for. She just recently kicked the 22 yr old out w no place to go bc she feels she's now old enough to deal w it on her own. These girls still won't go against what their mother says. It's so creepy. I knew there was something wrong w her when I first met her 23 yrs ago before all this anti vax trump crap came into the fold. Intuition tells you so much about people.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congrats, your kid is smarter than you.

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My head is reeling from the amount of misinformation and stupidity

    Mushroomlover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except in the USA you can decide at 14 whether you want vaccinated, birth control, etc and there’s nothing your parents can do to stop you. This only applies to 14 year old whom are not disabled, low IQ, etc

    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just curious, so no snark or anything here, what happens if you are 14, disabled, but fully mentally capable? I'm interested because I have a disability and haven't ever had diminished mental capacity aside from getting stupid-drunk in my teens and early 20s (I'm from the UK, it's fairly normal to drink as a naughty teen, lol).

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    RK Barbo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's homeschooled, but studies science for fun. Then what does he study for school? Alchemy and demonology?

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Until then it's your duty and your right to protect him" so much wisdom, so ill-alligned. Like living in a boat but not teaching your child to swim, because that water is dangerous, you might drown.

    Queen Jackson.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d call satire, but I live with people like this.

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    #24

    Comments Are Filled With Moms Saying That Hygiene Is Non-Negotiable As This Will Lead To Health Problems

    Comments Are Filled With Moms Saying That Hygiene Is Non-Negotiable As This Will Lead To Health Problems

    Fancy_Name_for_Cook Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay! Let your child suffer! What good parenting!

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know right? My kid really needed a kidney transplant but she said that it's her body and she doesn't want another person's kidney inside it, so I just let her die <3 /s

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    Issey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And today on things that never happened for $200...

    Aussie panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a parent of a baby and 4 year old, I wish this never happened but unfortunately there are parent groups who believe in ‘respecting ‘ their child so much that they do this. There are also groups who won’t say the word ‘No’. Seriously.

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    Sander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just watched the new Batman movie and *spoiler alert!* he survived a literal explosion he was standing next to and that was more realistic than this made up bs.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "WE had to heal from nappy rash": that suff is catching? Cudos to mum, willing to suffer for baby's bodily autonomy /s BTW as a parent you're responsible for baby's health first and foremost - changing diapers is not abuse, eve if baby doesn't like it and throws a tantrum.

    MrBallen Fan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that at this young you should just change her diaper, but I do love that you’re teaching her that this is her body, not anyone else’s.

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if its the same dumb ass who decied their boy baby wanted to be a girl becasue he chose a pink blanket

    Esco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then rainbows shot out of the baby's ass.

    Trash Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least she’s not gonna have any problems saying no to a creep when she’s 15. The parent’s doing something right. My only parenting advice is that if she thinks she’s that independent, you should tell her to change her own diapers. If she can’t, she’ll ask for help.

    LagoonaBlueColleen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be another one of those "I'm going to pretend my toddler said something profound and insightful" things.

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    #25

    Woman Suggests Wrapping An Onion Around A Child's Ear Because It'll "Pull Out" The Infection, Just Like Tears!

    Woman Suggests Wrapping An Onion Around A Child's Ear Because It'll "Pull Out" The Infection, Just Like Tears!

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. Onions PULL your tears out of your body? Can onions pull liquids out of other body parts? Asking for a friend.

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you trying to pull liquids out of where I think you are?

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Onion wraps for ear infections are a thing. My doctor recommended trying it along with the medications. But you don't wrap a whole onion, you cut it up, put it in a bit of cloth (I used an old sock) and heat it up a bit. It's supposed to relieve the ear ache.

    Roxanne D'souza
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's got the science all wrong though. Onions can make blood clot faster and are usually recommended to stop nose bleeds. Onions also contain certain chemicals that can reduce inflammation and swelling both of which cause discomfort, so it's recommended to use for an ear infection. However the onion doesn't contain magical magnetic powers to draw or pull anything out.

    Toni
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is not a joke.. you can also take raw onion for problems with the bronchi. as a wrap in a cotton cloth. this is an old household remedy. onion inhibits inflammation. no conspiracy theory.

    Elin Noller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Onions actually do pull out bacteria from what ever it is on contact with, it was common to make pultice out of it for wounds.

    PandaRave
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person really thinks onions use water bending to force the water out of your eyes instead of just irritating them? Are you serious?

    Micah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes sense. What is the moon, if not a giant onion that pushed and pulls the Earth's tides?

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    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so I DIDN'T need to take all those antibiotics as a kid for my frequent ear infections? I just needed an onion apparently!

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually... It might have helped. They have antiflamatory properties and could hae prevented maybe some of the ab.

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    LivingTheDream
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok.. I do have to say that a potato poultice will work on some infections.. but not an inner ear infection. Never heard an onion being used.

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's more or less common "house medicin" knowledge here. It may help by mild cases of ear infections. Of course you get antibiotic if it's bad or gets worse. Garlic may help too. Both are antibacterial.

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    Laura
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so if I'm bloated from that time of the month, I can sit in a bathtub of onions and it will get rid of the excess water??

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows you need to sacrifice a chicken to the god Xaclothopia to heal an ear infection.

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    #26

    Only Boys Are Supposed To Have Disgusting Habits?

    Only Boys Are Supposed To Have Disgusting Habits?

    lil_puddles Report

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is stable floor door?

    Gin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. OP completely forget about commas!

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babies put stuff in their mouths and taste stuff. They are babies. This stuff is not gendered.

    Amanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mandatory IQ tests should be a thing before having children. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    Bored Turtle Princess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only IQ tests, send them to a psychiatrist to get checked.

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    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might show this to the next person that tells me gender isn't socialised into us....

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes! Yes, you DO need to watch over a two-year old. The good news is you can stop breastfeeding before they are seven years old.

    Mona
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if the first time she did it she got a favorable response, like laughter or "awwwww".

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    A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had to pull a live snail out of my toddler's mouth. He found it in the garden. Kids are gross even when they're literally sitting next to you. No one prepares you for how gross they can be.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son's snails were already chewed up by the time I heard the crunching. He found the jar his sister collecting them in, on our normally safe enclosed porch. You never know.

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    deanna woods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All kids put stuff in their mouth. I did and I was a little girl.

    Pjerrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG!!! U have a NORMAL KID!!!!

    Littlebunnyfufu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sigh* and this is why there are all those posts with boyfriends who move in with a girlfriend for the first time and realize women also have bodily functions... *gasp*

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    #27

    This Is What The Admins To Mom Groups Drive

    This Is What The Admins To Mom Groups Drive

    BezosGapingAsshole Report

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this isn't horrible...except for the "co-sleeping" part. Scarier to me is what kind of person feels the need to advertise their parenting style on the rear window of their vehicle? NO ONE CARES!!!!

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the problem with co-sleeping if done right? I wonder more what's it about extended rear facing, may someone explain please?

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    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but is that an antivax sticker to the lefthand side? Because, as someone already mentioned, none of these things are necessarily bad...unless it's this cult-like behaviour.

    Josh Baez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait?! Listen! Do you hear that? That's the sound of no one caring.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of these are bad things but jeez, don't turn it into a cult. Other ways may work better for other families and that is just fine.

    Adrienne Mcginley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who can't see out of her rear window because of all those stickers!

    Kitty Jordan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have no other personality outside of my kid kind of mom" is the other one she was debating between.

    Esco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh f**k off and get over yourself already.

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guessing essential oil using kind of mom also?

    suzanne van Doorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhh... how are these bad? Besides the rear facing thing (what is this? Plz explain) I do all these too. Breast fed my eldest untill she was 2 yrs old, now breastfeeding my 2nd. Both kids are beside me now as I am writing this in our family bed (we follow McKenna' s co sleeping safety rules) and my youngest is wearing her cloth night nappy, which her sister has worn too. Does this make me a bad parent now? No, I don't have a sticker stating all this on my car (or whatever), but what if I would? Not hurting anyone is she...

    Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bragging about it like this gives the impression she shames people who don't or can't breastfeed. It's ick.

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Fine. 2. Fine. 3.Fine. 4. not ideal but, hey, no biggie. 5. No! That is extremely dangerous and could potentially kill your child.

    Tim Pateman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the opposite - in the UK safety data was showing children were forward facing too young, and the recommended age to stay rear-facing was increased.

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    Despite how much wisdom raising children can bring, being a mother does not automatically make someone an authority on health, wellness or even parenting. Be cautious of what overbearing mothers are posting in online groups, and find a community where you actually feel safe to express your parenting concerns. But if no online group makes you feel at home or you’re simply not a parent, you might as well get a laugh out of the Mom Group Drama subreddit. We certainly did.

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    #28

    What The Krap?!

    What The Krap?!

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    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about "K,somymom'skindacrazyandshedoesn'treallycareifnoonecanspellournamesbecausesheneedslikesonFacebook"? Also, Loki is a Norse God

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And 'Kevin' or 'Kyle' are somehow not an option?

    JACOB CHRISTOPHER
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY DID SHE CALL HIM A NEW EDITION

    Jessica Bertram
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a new edition (carbon copy to her narcissism, maybe?)

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loki is a greek god now?

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To keep in line with her flow I humbly suggest Krusty-Krab.

    Ell Torn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a prime example of why some people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

    Diya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hay-dies but Krass-is-always-fresh.

    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we just ignoring Hades, as the best of a bad bunch?

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    #29

    How Old?!

    How Old?!

    AMcG0123 Report

    RP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, this might not be as odd as some people seem to think. Having your baby's hips checked soon after birth is standard hospital care where I live (but by a medical professional!) and neck misalignment can be quite commen if there were issues during the birth, as was the case with mine (suction). Again, this should all be done by a medical professional, but it can be an important check-up to have done.

    Debb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a chiropractor's office, not a qualified pediatrician's! 🤬

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    Starcie Burkett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man birth is traumatic, they don't Crack infants like they do adults. Mine had an adjustment at 3 days.

    LagoonaBlueColleen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get infants can get slight osteoporosis from the birthing process and misaligned hips. Mine had that. But it takes finding one who really knows what they're doing.

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    Rebecca Olds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't feel that crazy. I know that bodies can get misaligned quite easily. The misalignments can cause anything from headaches to bowel problems. My dad was a licensed massage therapist for years and he was learning how to help babies as well. Certain diseases can cause pain the muscles that when massaged gently it helps them greatly.

    Jackie Calisto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not unusual in our country, often recommended by our doctors and midwives.

    Stein-Inge Kummeneje
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What people need to understand here is that chiropractics in the US and Europe are VERY different. In the US it's not a protected title and basically only amount to a short course or limited education. In Europe, it's a 5-year university degree, with some countries even demanding more training after the degree before you can call yourself a chiropractor. It's also one of VERY few alternative treatments that are included in universal healthcare in Europe.

    John
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true. Chiropractors in the United States are required to attend a 4 year accredited education program after their undergraduate degree. There are specific colleges that are for this purpose.

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF? First adjustment at 2 days? This cannot be real.

    Zero
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babies are squished into all kinds of positions during birth. It usually works out on its own but occasionally one needs a little help, usually because of a traumatic birth.

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    Tonya Wallace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a massage therapist and loved giving my baby massages. He slept like a rock.

    abby smink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Massage is different than spinal adjustment

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    Cel Ru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Osteopaths might be able to do something like this because THEY ARE BONE DOCTORS, WITH MEDICAL DEGREES. Chiropractors are witch doctors.

    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This does not seem that bad to me as long as it's a good chiropractor.

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    #30

    I Can Weaponize Your Toddler, Dm?

    I Can Weaponize Your Toddler, Dm?

    Shes_fair Report

    K Wit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a sarcastic post. Obviously it's also photoshop

    Cody
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babies' nails are sharp enough. They don't need to be any sharper.

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! They're sharper than razor blades!

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    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whilst the images look photoshopped, this is just wrong on all levels.

    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can do baby nails why did you photoshop them?

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no one was stupid enough to lend her their little baby girl, so she had to fake it.

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    Josh Baez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this is photoshopped, but anyone who has been a parent knows what kind of Freddy Kruger nightmare this would be. Babies love to claw; faces included.

    Gin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How will they feel when a baby accidentally pokes that in their own eye?

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the opposite of putting socks on their hands.

    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time baby rubs its sleepy eyes...

    Tonya Wallace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop putting this up. It was a joke and photoshopped.

    Mokayokok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of all, WTF is her profile pic supposed to be ??? Secondly, what in the actual f***s - you just knows she charges a stupid amount for your baby to have claws. Lastly, WTF?!

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    #31

    It Can't Possibly Be Covid, Right??

    It Can't Possibly Be Covid, Right??

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    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been 5 months without my period, my stomach is huge, my chest is bloated and sore and every time I take a pregnancy test, it says I am pregnant? My review of my religious internet study is that it's related to 5G. Is this because I was vaccinated for measles when I was a baby? Should I take essential oils???

    Seán Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take three doses a day of thoughts and prayers for two weeks. Pray that baby away!!!

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A1 Gold standard dingleberry.

    K Wit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter had the beginning of a sinus infection and we still tested her for Covid bc there are still 1400 people on average dying weekly from Covid. I do not understand the denial still

    K Wit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband just told me a few minutes after I posted this one of our workers has tested positive for Covid last night. He has a 102 temp and he's very sick. He's vaccinated as well. Now we're all getting tested No one was close to him except for our other worker that has to ride w him. I feel so bad. Yes he gets as much time off as he needs w pay. I'll be sending a care package too. Hoping my husband doesn't have it

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    Terran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other questions asked: Ladies, my belly grew over the last months and the pregnancy test shows positive. Can it be anything else? Ladies my windows are wet and i hear raining noises outside and the news said it would rain today. Can it be anything else? Ladies my car doesn't work correct and a tire is flat. The mechanic, my husband, my FIL and my hairstylist all agree the tire is flat, can it be anything else?

    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck and has a positive test then it's Covid ffs.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Covid test shows positive' is big clue.

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: Covid Tests can be false negative but NOT false positive. Of course it's covid!

    AnxietyRiddenMom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only you had already taken some kind of test to indicate what was going on.

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    #32

    Looks Like It Was Tailor Made For This Group

    Looks Like It Was Tailor Made For This Group

    dontbeadickmrfisher Report

    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    y’all this is satire, i’m sorry but can you not read

    L.A. Trefry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, Poe's Law means it's impossible to tell satire these days from actual, mind-boggling stupidity.

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    Voodoops_13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post is satire. However having worked in urgent care, you would be shocked at the number of parents that call in saying things like "my 2 year old fell down our stairs a few hours ago. I don't think anything is broken because I wiggled him around and he didn't scream. He cried at first but he's quiet and wanting to sleep. Do I have to bring him in?" And another caller "My five year old has been vomiting every 4-6 hours for the last 4 days. He's really tired and weak, is this covid?" So many parents are completely clueless.

    You cant stop the truth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to all the commentors saying it's satire, unfortunately I have seriously seen people post stuff like this in a non-ironic, non-satirical way. so.... yeah. believable.

    Liu Woods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believable, but it also says it’s a parody at the top. Unfortunately, it IS a terrifyingly accurate parody.

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    Issey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if she drinks the oils straight from the bottle to soothe the burned throat

    Matthew P
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either this is satire or somebody committed murder with their idiocy

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    What the absolute f**k? These parents are child abusers.

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    #33

    Homeschool Group Comforting A Mom Who Never Taught Her 14 Year Old The Months Of The Year Or His Tables

    Homeschool Group Comforting A Mom Who Never Taught Her 14 Year Old The Months Of The Year Or His Tables

    kookaburrasnest Report

    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't those children have to take regular tests to show that the home schooling actually teaches things?

    CalicoKitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Australia, the land of this post, you need to submit samples of the work you do (copies of tests, projects, etc.) and also submit a learning plan every year that outlines what you'll be teaching each term to sub-sections (e.g. The Convicts, Algebra, Geology). However, the system allows for flexibility as to what *grade* of work the children are taught, which means the usual FDCBA bell curve is... warped, I guess. (I'm also not sure who, exactly, is reading the work samples.) Attempts to fix the holes in the pasta-strainer are ongoing...

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha, he was home-schooled since 6 but does not know anything. Could not possibly be the bad teacher could it?

    Issey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is because. Hear me out. You are not teachers!

    Doggo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Non parenting fail: I am homeschooled. I'm 15 years old. I'm graduating HS soon and am taking classes at the local college already. Not all homeschooling is a fail. I know some kids who graduated uni with a masters in computer science at 19 and we're only able to go so fast bc they were homeschooled.

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is entirely on the parent. You want to homeschool your kids, then you have to make sure that they are learning something.

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are NOT homeschooling. Their kids may be home with them all day, but clearly aren't learning a thing. Maybe the saddest part is they are aware they are falling behind, but don't seem to know what to do about it.

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what we have something called schools in case y'all didn't know

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that dear Ladies and Gentlemen is why being a teacher is a job that needs professional training at university. Thanks for listening!

    PandaRave
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So like these kids’ lives are ruined, and these mothers are just gonna chill with that? Are you serious?

    Felkey Felkey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So days of the week, months, and alphabet is like Pre-K/K stuff. Times tables are like 2nd grade. Capitols, countries, and geography is like middle school (at least it was for me) so that one really isn't that bad but it's also like the least important thing listed here. Congrats on creating future burdens to society, excellent parenting.

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    #34

    I'm Not Going To Listen To The Doctor Because There's Not Enough Evidence

    I'm Not Going To Listen To The Doctor Because There's Not Enough Evidence

    nememess Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GO TO A FREAKING HOSPITAL YOU ABSOLUTE TURD OF A HUMAN BEING.

    Mari
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the baby has survived...

    Wilson.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually just made me very angry to read

    Anjelika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god, did she miscarry? 🙁

    Aussie panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just really heartbreaking. That poor distressed baby!

    AnxietyRiddenMom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I feel for her because it sounds like she just lost her baby but at the same time, wtaf?!? Go to the hospital! What more do you need? A little sign popping out of your hoo-ha with the words get help scribbled on it?

    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m fairly certain than, not just after the egg-sized clot, but with the level of bleeding over this amount of time, this has nothing to do with BH or even spotting. She miscarried.

    K Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this person is potentially responsible for raising another human being ffs!

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please let this be a hoax post

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    #35

    This Was Posted To My Facebook By A Family Member, These Morons Are Getting So Exhausting

    This Was Posted To My Facebook By A Family Member, These Morons Are Getting So Exhausting

    Horse-Cock-Harry Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who post this nonsense are full on twatbaskets.

    the Me_greatest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s child abuse to not care for your child and put their health first.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was a kid in a pandemic wearing a face mask my imagination would run wild in all the good kid kinda ways. Dress ups are the best. Now which super hero do I want to be today? Oh wow I can poke my tongue out at everybody who annoys me today and they'll never know .... and so on and so forth. Fun times.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who said you have to be a kid to enjoy it, *puts on flamingo jewelled mask*

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    deanna woods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is safe. It's not about being cute. It is not cruel. You are a moron.

    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's not child abuse to make them wear Crocs? Okayy then

    Amanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That first mask is hella cute.

    random
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once i Saw in hospital Kid (probably something with immunity) with mask, he was with his dad and one woman started screaming how he could abuse his kid and how harmful it is

    Lulu Lay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So… masking is child abuse, but forcing a child to catch COVID is great parenting? Crookedest lines I’VE ever had to read between.

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm. But neither getting them vaccinated, nor exposing them directly, to preventable diseases (not just COVID) isn't child abuse? You have no respect for logic and I have not respect for those who have no respect for logic

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom sewed masks for family, friends and neighbors cause we had a massive shortage of masks in Germany in 2020. The kids of a friend liked their Gecko-motive masks so much they'd wore them the whole day playing Ninjago. I'm sure most kids have less problems with masks than their parents!

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    #36

    The Comments Are Filled With Her Explaining The Science Behind It

    The Comments Are Filled With Her Explaining The Science Behind It

    neveragain1006 Report

    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the f**k's an egg gonna do?

    Diya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its in a sock, and its hanging up. dont underestimate the eg. /s

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    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An egg hanging in a sock would have been an excellent idea for you, if you had only done it before you got it fertilized.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a Kid I never grazed my knee falling off my bike when it was raining, Therefore rain stops you from grazing your knee. This is one of those "correlation does not imply causation" things, I never rode my bike in the rain!

    Issey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    instructions unclear. Eggie raw? Cooked? Scrambled? Sunny side up? These details matter!!

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How in the hell is this supposed to work? In any way of thinking? Hanging egg in a sock has magical powers?

    Zero
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they're using it as a combination artificial boob and teething tool. While the concept might be ok (not saying it is), using an egg is so unsafe.

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    Nupraptor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had parents recommend this to me. I tried looking it up to see if there was ANY truth to it... the only "scientific" explanation that I came across was very tenuous. An uncooked egg can absorb up to 7x its weight in carbon dioxide so it's possible, however unlikely, that this accounts for the soothing effect. https://www.eurekalert.org/news-releases/885437

    Esco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone please explain the moronic pseudoscience behind this please?

    Nupraptor
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    3 years ago

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind? Fried, poached, boiled, raw....I need to know

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's people like this that make me question the presence of intelligent life on THIS planet

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    #37

    My Favorite Is The “Head Situation For Reference”

    My Favorite Is The “Head Situation For Reference”

    KyleRichXV Report

    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried cutting off your own hair and super-gluing it to their heads?

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babies are born with no hair or very little hair. Your twins do not have a receding hairline. You have a receding brain on the other hand.

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows this! She must be new to this Earth. If she was undercover this dumb assness just gave her away

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    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be less worried about the hair and more worried that they were apparently born without faces.

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contact one Donald J Trump (you know, the guy you voted for) and ask him for the number of advanced hair-hats

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At that age I would say feed them breast milk and give it some time (around half a year) to do its wonders.

    AnxietyRiddenMom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try doll wigs! They are life changers! No more balding baby! They'll be chic and ready for any situation

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    #38

    I Found This Gem Today

    I Found This Gem Today

    s3v3ralattemptsmade Report

    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, there goes my last braincell

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is actually much worse. Your fetus can experience an imaginary pregnancy. But also, that imaginary pregnancy can ALSO have an imaginary pregnancy...and so on. You need to find an expert in Russian doll delivery.

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100 percent psychic? This whole feed is making my head hurt. Also I am in danger of breaking my desk.

    PandaRave
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the old days? I really wanna know what that time period was. Was it during the Witch Trials by chance?

    Tuna Fish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it so shocking that these people say these things with such confidence. I mean how can you put your made up beliefs out there with such assuredness that they are absolutely true? I mean there are some actual proven scientific facts that I am not this confident about. How can they be so positive that this is the actual truth (when we all know it's total bs).

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be much more difficult to reproduce.

    Debb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might want to check with your pediatrician about that third eye. Don't think that's normal but IDK.

    Sue From Michigan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, these poor kids. So many nutty moms.

    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That last line finally ruined my faith in humans.

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    #39

    Moms Trying To One Up Each Other By Comparing The Size Of Their Babies’ Penises In Their Ultrasounds

    Moms Trying To One Up Each Other By Comparing The Size Of Their Babies’ Penises In Their Ultrasounds

    littleone103 Report

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok that is just plain disgusting

    jamie artis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but us lgbtqia people are the ones sexualizing and forcing things down childrens throats huh?

    Lissah Mackenzie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um sorry, but you show two women kissing. How is that not worse than this? /s

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's the umbilical cord Mr Williams"

    debrina blackmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE MENTAL ZERO FRESH FUCKEDUP PSCYCHOSHIT TRAGIC ACCIDENT HELL?!?!

    Matthew P
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's horrible on the part of the parents, but those kids are gonna have good lives

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    #40

    Blood Transfusion, Or Death? Decisions, Decisions...

    Blood Transfusion, Or Death? Decisions, Decisions...

    im_lost37 Report

    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darwin is failing badly. How are so many idiots getting through into adulthood these days?

    SilentBob731
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it was things like getting rid of lawn darts, junior chemistry sets and the like. I feel like that stuff weeded out some of the worst ones.

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    Ellie J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It hurts my face that people are so f*****g stupid

    Tori Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting more and more pissed off the further I get down this list

    Felkey Felkey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did that conversation go with the doctor? "Hold on doc, I don't trust your assessment as a medical professional so I'm gonna ask a bunch of people online what they think I should do". What was the doctor's response? I could never be a doctor because I'd tell people like this to go find a new doctor and just leave.

    Spring Fisk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sometimes it's not best to follow your heart

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno...this might just be darwanism at work. Perhaps we shouldn't interfere.

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    Jo Morris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely her "worst nightmare" would be if her baby had died during a home birth?

    Marianne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's funny, because in my personal experience, life or death decisions are quite easy to determine.

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it because they live in America and will have to mortgage their house to pay for the blood? (Just kidding, they live in America so can’t afford a house),

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Please remove yourself from the global gene pool

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I'd reach for the essential oils.

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    #41

    How Dare You Expose My Daughter To Grave Stones (Sticker) During Spooky Season!!! “Wow Ok” Has Me Dead

    How Dare You Expose My Daughter To Grave Stones (Sticker) During Spooky Season!!! “Wow Ok” Has Me Dead

    WonderingTheSame Report

    #42

    Maybe Because That’s Illegal

    Maybe Because That’s Illegal

    JessicaMurawski Report

    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i only put my bodily fluids in a public food!! and people are made at me??

    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone piss in her coffee or something, see how she feels

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, how do you "find out"?

    ChariotLee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably paraded it to the world expecting praise, and is in genuine shock at the backlash. Also I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Second post here sharing goods baked with breast milk. I AM NOT accepting any food from anyone I don't know like the back of my hand again, EVER.

    Pat Head
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... hire a good attorney. You are going to need it.

    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a suggestion. Don't contaminate other people's food with your breastmilk! Just because you and your child are fine with your flora of bugs and germs and whatnot doesn't mean someone else will be. You could harm someone.

    Shazz Winchester
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putting the ILL in illegal, one drop at a time.

    Rick Hoppenbrouwer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try turning yourself in to the police now and save them the trip to your house.

    Lulu Lay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of human potato doesn’t realize that putting bodily fluids in PUBLIC food is both illegal and dazzlingly inappropriate!? ‘Well it’s natural, so what’s the difference?’ Gee, I don’t know, maybe that store bought milk is f**king pasteurized!? And doesn’t contain traces of the nutrients and medications that another human has consumed!? You’re lucky you weren’t arrested and turned into french fries.

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    #43

    Parents Play Sneaky 'Hide The Sausage' In The Bedroom They Shared With A Toddler, 10 And 12 Year Old

    Parents Play Sneaky 'Hide The Sausage' In The Bedroom They Shared With A Toddler, 10 And 12 Year Old

    schmeowy Report

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile the 12 year old walks in, sniffs the air and says, "It stinks of sex in here."

    Joyce C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile there was a perfectly private bathroom with a shower that could have been shared around the corner. SMH!!

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly you know how fantastically illegal this is because you intentionally concealed the words "children" and "sex" in your post.

    Lukas-not-Luca (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the child/ren part was to shorten typing out child/children

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    Esco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not traumatic at all...

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    #44

    Raise A Prodigy Who Will Fail At Life As An Adult

    Raise A Prodigy Who Will Fail At Life As An Adult

    cornflakescornflakes Report

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wants a baby crawling at 3 months?

    J Sizz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'd be creepy as hell. My wife I watch a lot of nature docs and we joke about how weird it would be if human babies just started walking around after a few minutes like animals do, lol. No thanks!

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you too can have this system for your baby! At just £49.99 a month. Subscribe now!

    K Wit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking it was some kind of mlm

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    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this is bright child...doing everything they can to get out of that household as quickly as possible.

    Autumn Artemis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pft. I was levitating at 14.3 months. Amateurs.

    Syrah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do we know who clapped?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However, I am NOT surprised that you’re trying to peddle these horseshit lies online. I seriously doubt your son is doing anything but picking his nose at 18 months.

    chaotic_charlie (they/he)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    singing solfege in perfect harmony at 24 months wtf. i was reading from an early age but i didn't walk til i was 2. a gifted child can show their giftedness in different ways

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever. They crawl before 8 months. All for of mine we r either walking or at least taking a few steps at 9 months so this guys timeline is way off.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an average. Both of mine were a bit over 15 months before they walked, so it equals out. They are now 6 and 18 and no one has ever cared about that.

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    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's so big about "200+ words at 18 months"? After all the other this was a big let down. :-p

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    #45

    Now We Have To Be Sexy After Giving Birth Too?

    Now We Have To Be Sexy After Giving Birth Too?

    hotsummernightsx Report

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice. That will show off the mattress sized pads so well

    Jenna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's obviously never had a baby before

    Mari
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will be so sexy with a huge ladypad-diaper in it.

    A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me laugh out loud. The last thing you want after giving birth is crotch-hugging leggings. Omg.

    Deanna Grant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooo she's gonna be embarrassed when she leaves her hospital with that Texas size mattress under her pants.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boy, are you in for a huge surprise when you discover your stomach doesn't become flat immediately after birth...lol.

    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she thinks that she will go back to her pre pregnancy shape in a few days needs to be going to a few more anti natal classes. On the plus side, it does look super stretchy.

    Debb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's exactly what all women wear. 🙄

    Niki A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could barely walk...so IDGAF what I am wearing out...

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    #46

    I Hope She Doesn’t Find Out You Can Adopt Dogs For Free From A Shelter

    I Hope She Doesn’t Find Out You Can Adopt Dogs For Free From A Shelter

    Willplayspiano Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will you throw away your daughter as well when she's no longer entertaining?

    Bored Toadette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is DISCUSTING! "Good job, mom" . What about teaching them how to respect animals?? 🙄

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MUST be troll/bait or troll bait. Pretty please?

    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely-f*****g-not. No, bad human!

    TheEndIsNigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't you just take her to play with puppies at the shelter? It's a win/ win. Your child gets the joy of puppy cuddles🐶❤ and no dog has to suffer by going home with you😁

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my adult students got a Chihuahua- and sold it back the next day after she realized dogs shed fur and find some hair on the floor. Aaaaaaah!

    MRSS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should never be allowed to adopt any animal. This is why so many dogs and cats are in shelters and put down. People like this shouldn't even have children let alone an animal that depends on you for it's care and well-being. Special place in Hell for people like this.

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    #47

    Insane People On Facebook

    Insane People On Facebook

    joshthelazy Report

    the Me_greatest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adds poll option: none of the above

    DippityDooDerp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even though you can add the option of My Name Is Inigo Montoya You Killed My Father Prepare To Die?

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    Wilson.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went from Twilight to what the hell now?? No wonder so many places think naming laws are necessary - this is just abuse!

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zenyk Genisys Gonnagetbulliedthefuqoutof

    Issey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid should get a lawyer and sue you for all that you own.

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm for naming him Adda Polloption!

    AnxietyRiddenMom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Lumos Maximus Nox or Expecto Accio Avada. I'm kind of torn on the second one though because I'm not sure if the ministry will allow it.

    Darla Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope the kid has enough money to change his name at 18

    debrina blackmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C-3PO, R2-D2 or BB-8 would work. /s

    Ellie J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like you're really after that high score in Scrabble

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    #48

    This Post Feels So First World

    This Post Feels So First World

    _sunday_funday_ Report

    Brandon Marlowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A really stable genius suggested ingesting bleach for something not long ago. That might work.

    Issey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I humbly recommend Mad Dog 357 Plutonium No. 9. Clears the airways, helps sweating out toxins in the eyes and on the skin AND burns through your digestive system as an added bonus

    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Inhales* A few plastic bottles aren't going to kill you

    AnxietyRiddenMom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband suggests, to detox from drinking too much bottled water, that you walk directly into the ocean until the water is above your head take a deep breath hold it and when everything goes black the detox is complete.

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy your water in a damn glass bottle? Wtf?

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never has someone so deserved to be the recipient of a Darwin Award

    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Plastic yuckiness” is supposed to mean petrochemical off-gassing, but I imagine each of those words are confusing. Meanwhile, she’s probably smoking a cigarette or vaping while asking and also oblivious to all the other, more serious carcinogens she’s exposed to.

    #49

    Thats More Than 3 Pagents A Month If They Start When She Was Born! Of Course The Poor Thing Doesn't Want To Out Her Sippy Cup Down Shes A Baby!

    Thats More Than 3 Pagents A Month If They Start When She Was Born! Of Course The Poor Thing Doesn't Want To Out Her Sippy Cup Down Shes A Baby!

    mynameis_notbeth Report

    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    58th in 18 months?? OMG. How about a new child labour law, please.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything about child beauty pageants is categorically disgusting.

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! because this poor baby has an object that comforts them as opposed to the PARENTS.

    Anjelika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but I just don't see the point of beauty pagents, especially the child ones

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These pageants need to be outlawed as the abuse they are.

    Esco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    58th? You have serious issues.

    A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I won't believe my baby is cute unless a panel of judges tells me so.

    Kathi Schäffer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, because she has to hold on to something for comfort because of what you're putting her through. Shame on you!

    SilverSkyCloud
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these things should be banned and im NOT talking about the sippy cup

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    #50

    Unassisted Pregnancy Group- If Only There Was Some Building Where You Could Go For Help?

    Unassisted Pregnancy Group- If Only There Was Some Building Where You Could Go For Help?

    violaging Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried putting your left leg in a bucket whilst sucking on a dessert spoon and humming the National anthem?

    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well then, don't seek asisstance and enjoy your preeclampsia.

    Ellie J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised this person even owns a blood pressure machine as they are clearly such a medical marvel

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And measures the protein level of their urine.

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    Helena Houzarová
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can develop eclampsia from your untreated preeclampsia, have seizures, and die, possibly also killing your unborn child.

    Lisa Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who had pre-eclampsia and had to deliver 3 months early to save my life, this enrages me.

    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeks assistance with how to be assisted without seeking assistance. I suppose as long as the assistance isn’t science based it’s assistance she’ll consider.

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Howabout seeking assistance? Oh sorry, you don't want to hear about it? No problem! HOWABOUT SEEKING ASSISTANCE!!!

    my sox are in flux
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried dyy.ing? I hear that's an option.

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    #51

    You’re So Close

    You’re So Close

    Bf_skinner_2016 Report

    Valisbourne Spiritforge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do women in America die during childbirth. Answer that please.

    PandaRave
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn’t exactly an insane post, just an ignorant person. I mean, I may be ignorant too. It’s the lack of high quality modern technology, right?

    Vera Cho
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is ur battery so low. WHERE IS UR CHARGER

    Radiant Siren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the leading cause of death for a pregnant woman was murder.

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    #52

    Mom Actively Working Against Doctors To Save Her Preemies' Lives. Breasmilk Is Better Than Vax Right? Right?

    Mom Actively Working Against Doctors To Save Her Preemies' Lives. Breasmilk Is Better Than Vax Right? Right?

    nememess Report

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe try listening to the person who went to MEDICAL SCHOOL for starters.

    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. A group of people with a political agenda decided all factual speech that didn’t agree with their agenda was fake news. They then renamed this info to mainstream media. Along the way they realized medical science and doctors didn’t align with their agenda so labeled them as co-conspirators with the mainstream media. They believe doctors don’t learn anything about the body on medical school, but instead how to deceive people into Lucifer injections so Bill Gates can control them with microchips. Because this all makes more sense than the actual situation when one cannot understand basic concepts.

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    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i’m so sorry for these poor babies, they’re done for

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that if we let nature run its course, such children would be dead within days in the wild. That they have a chance in this day and age is only due to how sophisticated our "artificial" medicine has become. Therefore you cannot count on the natural way to keep them alive, but must instead give them all the help that you can... and if your doctor tells you that that will be adding blood and vaccinating them, then that is what you'll need to do.

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arrrrgh! Breastmilk only provides help for the childs immunsystem in the first few weeks cause the ingredient of the breastmilk changes afterwards (no more antibodies in the milk). After that they NEED their vacs! Why is that so hard to get? And momma needs her vacs too!

    Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are people like this allowed keep Sea Monkeys, let alone living, breathing, tiny humans? CPS exists for a reason. It's a broke af system, but those girls would at least have a chance at life.

    Lulu Lay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A severe deficit of red blood cells will keep the oxygen from properly circulating to your baby’s brains and organ tissues slowly causing them to shut down and die. Breast milk does not magically increase the amount of blood cells in a body. Know what does? A blood transfusion!

    #53

    I Don’t Know What An Appendix Does But I Do Know The Doctors That Are Trying To Save My Child Are Just Quacks

    I Don’t Know What An Appendix Does But I Do Know The Doctors That Are Trying To Save My Child Are Just Quacks

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    InvincibleRodent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate how she emphasized "educated guess". I just know she zeroed in on the "guess" rather than understanding that the key component of that phrase is the "educated".

    AnxietyRiddenMom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just think, if you don't take out the appendix they won't have to call CPS.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was long believed that the appendix is vestigial organ and served no purpose. However we now know that the appendix serves the immune system, and there is also evidence that it supports gut bacteria.

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why we often first try antibiotics as long as the inflamation is under control instead of removing it immediatly. Beware of the "as long as the inflamation is under control" - nobody wants it to burst and flood the belly with gut bacterias.

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    MRSS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's see, it can f*****g kill you!! Trust me, mine leaked for 6 month before my Gyno took it out. Had my last right read to me 3 times. Even though it is pretty much a useless organ, it will kill you if it bursts, leaks. This b***h is got to murder her child and should go to jail if that happens. Straight up neglect on her part

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just can't anymore with those who scorn actual doctor's advice and listen to people they may not even know well on social media.

    Pepper Sergent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I understanding the situation correctly? This person has the means to post on a forum while their child is sick, but does not have the means to google the information, articles, pictures of the human body etc?

    Ashley Bonner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yall better not remove that very important part of my daughters body that she desperately needs!!! Why you ask?! Well I will tell you why.....as soon as somebody comments on my post.

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    #54

    I Wonder Why She Can’t Find Another Baby Sitter

    I Wonder Why She Can’t Find Another Baby Sitter

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question is: do you consider herself HER friend? If yes, you would not risking her livelihood by paying her next to nothing. You even said it yourself, it's like a regular effing job. Would YOU accept a job that only pays 400$ a month?

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, I charge 10 bucks an HOUR for babysitting. That's roughly 400 bucks a week if I'm working 40 hours a week. Four times what you were paying your babysitter. Step up your game.

    Tuna Fish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was your friend until you started using her for below minimum wage child care. She thought you were her friend too. Guess not.

    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like mom is the ungrateful b***h

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet the OP makes more than $2.50 an hour.

    Lissah Mackenzie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2.50 an hour? Ma'am I babysit one girl for 10 an hour. 200 bucks a week

    Lulu Lay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …I hope to god that she doesn’t work anywhere that requires math.

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    #55

    And Only One Person Broke The Group Rules And Recommended The Er

    And Only One Person Broke The Group Rules And Recommended The Er

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    Perfumista Perfumista
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not familiar with the brewers diet, but if you can't afford it, can you afford kids? Guessing she can't afford the hospital either.

    Petz Sos
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please seek medical attention!

    Andrei Stanescu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't worry, there will always be a double rainbow.

    SilentBob731
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really starting to think some of these folks should just lay down and wait.

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    #56

    “My 6 Y/O Nephew Is A Little Fatty And I Hate His Mom, So I’m Going To Buy Him A Thinly Veiled Insult Instead Of A Gift He Would Enjoy”

    “My 6 Y/O Nephew Is A Little Fatty And I Hate His Mom, So I’m Going To Buy Him A Thinly Veiled Insult Instead Of A Gift He Would Enjoy”

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    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, I wonder if the mom is part of OP's social media group? This post won't cause any issues. Social Media makes happy families even happier.

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a group post. Hopefully the group is set to private though otherwise... oof.

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have loved a kiddy treadmill when I was little. The reasoning behind the gift is awful but the kid might actually like it.

    Debb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because nothing says familial love like a passive-aggressive birthday present for a 6 yr old.

    #57

    Gonna Go Out On A Limb Here And Guess She Didn’t Get The Tetanus Shot Either…

    Gonna Go Out On A Limb Here And Guess She Didn’t Get The Tetanus Shot Either…

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    Lilla Ontherun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope at least the dog was vaccinated...

    olx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean honey is an antiseptic and a sealer but for the love of god, if you have access to modern medicine use it

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get those who go to a doctor for something then refuse to follow their advice. Yes, I get that you should be your own advocate and research some. But taking advice from a FB group instead just doesn't make sense

    Aussie panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually Manuka honey has just been scientifically proven to help with antibiotic resistant bugs. But not sure if you can just slather it on a wound…

    DippityDooDerp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is a little different imo. Puncture wound on the thumb from a dog bite? That's minor. As long as the dog is up to date on vaccines and the parents keep an eye out for any infection there's no need for antibiotics. The doctor probably prescribed it to prevent a possible infection.

    Lulu Lay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Colloidal silver has mild antimicrobial effects when applied topically but does nothing INSIDE the body except cause kidney damage, headaches, and the same digestive upset that you’re trying to prevent. It’s no more effective at preventing infection when ingested than eating fried food is at preventing a heart attack. Amoxicillin on the other hand derives it’s primary ingredient from a natural fungi, so…

    #58

    It's What They Came Out Of

    It's What They Came Out Of

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    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My baby came out of my bladder"..... what on earth.....

    Elin Noller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who thinks the bladder and the uterus is the same should not be having any children or advising anyone with children.

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    #59

    I'm Sure The Hotel And Other Guests Would Appreciate That

    I'm Sure The Hotel And Other Guests Would Appreciate That

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    Mari
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The staff will be thrilled...

    Nemo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other guests will be thrilled as well

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    Issey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes, hello, my name is Karen Idiotson. I would like to rent a room for a night. And could you provide 20 towels, boiling water, essential oils and a whale sound playlist? And maybe a gallon of bleach for possible bloodstains? ... Hello?"

    Brandon Marlowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure I've initiated a birth or two there. (The 70's were a hell of a decade.)

    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand there is a tale about someone who gave birth in an outbuilding as there wasn’t any room in the hotel…..

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... those ... uh ... dcotor-included hotels ... heard of, haven't you?

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    #60

    Informing Me Of Medical Risks Is A Death Threat

    Informing Me Of Medical Risks Is A Death Threat

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    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe procreation just isn't for you.

    Marianne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most hospitals won't even let you try a natural birth with a breech baby. I hope she will not find a widwife crazy enough to deliver the child at a private home.

    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘death threat’? girl 💀 not everything’s about you

    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some things are just a professionals concern for a child

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why take possible death of the mother and child seriously?

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, of course, don't believe the midwife. Ask FB.

    jenny rebecca Mclaughlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    This is not the worst. Breech babies are born at home often, it's just fear and lack of properly trained professionals. Sadly the fear mongering from the midwife is the issue here. As long as OP isn't doing it unassisted and with someone who knows what they are doing...

    #61

    Teen Wants A Second Baby But With No Baby Daddy Involved This Time

    Teen Wants A Second Baby But With No Baby Daddy Involved This Time

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    ChariotLee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    17? Honey, don't you have school to go to and colleges to apply to? You have the rest of your life to have children.

    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus, ANOTHER baby implies she's already had at least one.

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    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 17. While I do want children at some point, I'm not mentally stable enough to be in a relationship, let alone birth a child.

    muffin woman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are not even an adult and you want ANOTHER baby

    LagoonaBlueColleen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want a cat. That's what you want. Or try babysitting. You'll get to hang around other people's kids for a few hours, play house, get paid and then be on your way home.

    Sam J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll be 17 in November, I can't fathom ever having a child, especially not now.

    #62

    Toddlers Supporting A Home Birth Alone, Great Idea!

    Toddlers Supporting A Home Birth Alone, Great Idea!

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, go on traumatize your little children. I am pretty sure though that the years long therapy they need will cost more than having an adult who knows what to do on standby,

    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf did I just read?? Do not give birth, at home, alone, with no one but your toddlers to assist!! Is she insane?? And even if you've separated from your partner, why can't he still assist? It's his child too. Or, you know, WATCH HIS OFFSPRING WHILE YOU GO HAVE ANOTHER OF HIS KIDS! At a facility, hopefully, Bc a mom needs assistance. I'm not against home births, Bc we've obviously been doing this since the beginning of time, but jeez, she could very literally die at home and there's no one to take care of her living children.

    Tuna Fish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus. It's the twilight zone up in here.

    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. She wants to have an unassisted birth ( we don’t s**t in fields anymore, grow the f**k up) and wants the only assistance attending to be a 3yo and a 1yo? Holy Hell.

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She might not want an unassisted birth, but it may very well be her only option, and now she is looking for the best way out of a really crappy situation (hint having a 3 and a 1 year old is not it), where she is basically left on her own. Those exorbitant charges the hospitals in the US puts on something as basic as giving birth is rediculous, and hence a lot of poor women are left in some terrible situations. Capitalism and for-profit for the win!

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    TheEndIsNigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because that's not going to be traumatizing to a toddler, at all.

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    #63

    Hearing Is Overrated

    Hearing Is Overrated

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So who cares if there are preventative measures to help the child's hearing? Or methods that can be implemented to help the child? The little f*cker is breathing, that's all that matters.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also it can impair speech development if you don't realize the child can't hear.

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, whatever...who needs to hear anyway...

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone know what they're talking about? This one confused the crap out of me.

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After having read it a couple of times, I reached the conclusion that "hearing screen" is short for hearing screening. It is a simple test that a medically trained person normally do, in order to see if the baby react to sounds, to test if their hearing is working properly. Failing the test could be indicative of something being wrong and further inspection/test may be nessesary to discouver the course of it and some actions might be needed in order to save the child's ability to hear, or assist it in dealing with the handicap in the best way possible. However this mom is not willing to spend the short amount of time needed for such a test and does not care whether her children may suffer through all of their lives as a result of it.

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    #64

    Found One In The Wild In A Bst Group

    Found One In The Wild In A Bst Group

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    Bored Turtle Princess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know we could vaccinate breast milk .

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, Flo, get back here with that milk.

    muffin woman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY DO YOU WANT SOMEONE ELSE'S BREST MILK WTFFFFFFF

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's crazy ignorant of you to post. People donate breastmilk all the time to mothers who can't make enough. The baby won't know the difference. Also, learn how to spell. It's BREAST.

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    Qibli of the SandWings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait… breadstick can be vaccinated? I can’t believe it!/s

    #65

    "Disappointing And Frustrating" Yikes

    "Disappointing And Frustrating" Yikes

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? At 4 I was creating accurate reproductions of the Mona Lisa.

    𝖊𝖆
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the real Mona Lisa clapped for you! (I know you were being sarcastic)

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    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they go red? Rouge/rogue.

    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should get them the Bob Ross for Babies paint set.

    TheEndIsNigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm...they look like this because you are actually letting your children express their natural creativity instead of doing the craft yourself while you kids look on, then posting it on Facebook and saying "look what my kid did!"

    my sox are in flux
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Local Mother Learns 'Toddler' Pinterest Crafts Actually Made By Adults: 'Why Can't My 2-Year-Old Create A Vision Board?'"

    Andrei Stanescu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the route of the modern woman seems to be: porn actress until 35, then 4 years old child afterwards.

    LagoonaBlueColleen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit, why can't kids play perfectly like the actors in the toy commercials. LOL *sarcasm indicator*

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    #66

    The Entire Room Was In Awe Of My Placenta!

    The Entire Room Was In Awe Of My Placenta!

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    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I thought this post was weird when reading about the placenta. Then I came to 'Char Char Binks'...

    the walrus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s her nickname, since her name is Charlotte.

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    Pintoshinto 5
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me? Char char binks? I sense great struggles in this child's future

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's just ignore the whole awesome placenta rant for a second and concentrate on the fact that she names her daughter Char Char Binks.

    Debb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that she's birthed the most awe-inspiring placenta in the history of humanity, let's hope placenta-shaming won't become a thing.

    Andrei Stanescu
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or even worse, the placenta-based discrimination.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes actually - look it up. Birth doesn't just automatically happen the day you hit 9 months,

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    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do hope Char Char Binks is a nickname for the baby, and not something these folks will put on her birth certificate ...

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you actually name your kid that?!?

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    #67

    Anyone Want A Playdate With My Adult Child?

    Anyone Want A Playdate With My Adult Child?

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    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is some seriously messed up boy mom crap. Cut the dang cord, he's an adult and can find his own friends. If he can't maybe it's because of you.

    DippityDooDerp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno. I'm in my 30s and if someone asked me to play in a sandbox with them I probably would. Sandboxes are fun as long as there aren't cats around 😂

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    Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Family orchestrated marriages seem a great idea! What could be wrong?

    AnxietyRiddenMom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do like the premise though. I mean I wouldn't want my mom trying to post on the Internet to make me friends but I could see posting for ones self talking about aiming for the same sand box. Am I weird? Probably

    GenericPanda09
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a site called meetup that's pretty much a connection site for people with the same interests - e.g they have walking groups, people who just wanna meet for lunch, groups that meet up for boardgames, etc. I used it when I moved area to find a new social circle that enjoyed pub quizes.

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    #68

    Actual Question On A Sephora Product

    Actual Question On A Sephora Product

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried bathing your child?

    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i’m curious now, does she think the baby cleans itself like a cat

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    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Changing nappies before they hit the mark mentioned on the box (that's for the child's weight, not the holding capacity of the diaper) /s

    Lulu Lay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry, did she just say she wants her baby to smell ‘expensive?’ A child is not a fashion accessory to show off on your instagram, you ridiculous narcissist.

    TheEndIsNigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF?! Is no one going to comment on that "make my baby smell 'expensive'" shyte?!

    #69

    "You Can Say You Are A Mom Or Dad"

    "You Can Say You Are A Mom Or Dad"

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    DippityDooDerp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a straight, white, single mom with 1 kid, 2 dogs, a cat, 2 bearded dragons and a horse. Who wants to be my friend?

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    #70

    I..just Have No Words….

    I..just Have No Words….

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I am too harsh here, but yes, if the girl keeps the child, they should find out which one of the brothers is the father.

    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why that's harsh. If she keeps the baby the father should know he is the father. What I don't like is the whole tone the mum is giving off, very judgemental towards the young woman and treats her sons' behaviour like it's nbd. The hole in the wall sound's like anger issues to me. This is probably not ending well for anyone I don't think, sadly.

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    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like something straight out of My Story Animated.

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that DNA is going to be PRETTY CLOSE results.

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well... even though the two boys are related, they still only have around 50% of their genes in common (maybe a bit more if one or both of their parents have to copies of the same gene). I think that should be enough to say with quite a high level of certaincy which one of them is the farther.

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    AnxietyRiddenMom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All she has to do is call Maury! Easy peasy

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have done a better job with the sex-ed. However to answer the question: Not sure how the law works there, but in the UK if a minor fall pregnant, the parents of the alleged father can apply to have a legally mandated DNA test. If your sons are disputing who the father is then they can also request a legally mandated test. However, you need to bear in mind that it will also be evidence of statutory rape and could well result in you son being carted off to jail.

    Lulu Lay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US 18 is the age of consent and she said the girl is the oldest one. The sons are 15 and 17 so if anybody got hauled off for the relationship it would be the girl.

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    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why Roe Vs Wade is so important.

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Convince her to get an abortion, while you can! Raising a child especially if it is the result of such a precarious situation is an almost unbearable task, which will have a major impact on your life. At 17 you are not yourself established in life (even worse if the farther is 15) and you are not fit to give that child the life it deserves without a lot of support from the outside (basically having the entire familiy raising it). I pitty the child that has to grow up under those condtions.

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    #71

    Ouch!

    Ouch!

    violaging Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets leave an open wound to fester, what could possibly go wrong.

    InvincibleRodent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, and what better place could there be for an open wound than RIGHT at your b******e. It's pretty far down the list, but this one? This is the post that is straight-up exhausting.

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    #72

    Guess I Gotta Go Outside And Hug Trees

    Guess I Gotta Go Outside And Hug Trees

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    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both of them combined work great for those with clinical depression. Can't get into the woods if depression pain makes it impossible to move. Depression is a treatable illness, why suffer when you can get assistance? A lot of times antidepressants aren't a lifetime script and are used in conjunction with therapy to help people through major life changing events. Once they've processed everything the patient no longer needs them.

    Autumn Artemis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instructions unclear- ate a leaf, swelling in the mouth, still depressed

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going outside didn't help my depression. Medication did.

    muffin woman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't take "go and touch grass" too literally

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately I tried sniffing trees but it just didn't change my brain chemistry. Am I doing something wrong?

    ann!kafuchs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta take them by the mouth for it to work properly

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    moose man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First one is correct, the second is not

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    #73

    If Only There Was Some Kind Of Professional Trained For This

    If Only There Was Some Kind Of Professional Trained For This

    violaging Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will know him, just not in the time it takes to actually get to know him. And no motherly instinct can detect heart problems or stuff like that.

    Andrei Stanescu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    on the other hand, we should trust you on ukraine...

    #74

    Y’all I Had To Log Off After This One

    Y’all I Had To Log Off After This One

    sup__tj Report

    Marianne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her 2 year old throws tantrums and doesn't listen? Yeah, she must have a condition, no other explanation is possible.

    Flash Henry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a reason they call them the "terrible twos."

    Kathi Schäffer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called "Trotzphase" (defiance phase) in German. But now we're supposed to call it the autonomy phase when having developmental talks with parents because it sounds nicer 😄

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    Darla Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs to step up to the plate and learn to be a parent, after all who is the real adult here?

    #75

    Op‘S 5 Year Old Child Has Covid, Ox Reads 91, Not In Hospital

    Op‘S 5 Year Old Child Has Covid, Ox Reads 91, Not In Hospital

    science_bitchies Report

    muffin woman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for her kids when they need a treatment

    Mochi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's literally been on oxygen even before he was born🙄

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    #76

    All Of Our Shoes Stink, It's Just The Way It Is!

    All Of Our Shoes Stink, It's Just The Way It Is!

    Mamsch Report

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why not ditch pants and shirts too. Hell with it, just walk around naked all the time! imagine never having to do laundry again, (however it may come with the minor side effect of being cold all the time, and getting sick, but once more, think about the laundry). Wild idea: If you cannot mangage to care for your offspring's needs, maybe you should propagate so massively.

    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with the essential oils?????

    readingthequibbler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, some of them can be useful like putting peppermint on the back of your neck when hot bc it'll cool you down. And some of them are just crack pot conspiracy theories. I only know about a few good ones that I've used that do help with very minor things.

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    Lulu Lay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure the cost of 168 socks and regularly laundering them is less than the cost of constant shoe replacement, tons of fancy essential oils, special shoe detergent, constant powdering or several cans per month of deodorant spray… just saying.

    Eamonn Stanford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it has the word acid in it, I don't think you should use it...

    floof
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boric acid is used topically as an antiseptic; it also has antibacterial and antifungal properties.

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    #77

    Found This One In The Wild....

    Found This One In The Wild....

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    Jerry The Joker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people look for things to be outraged at. Vile, racist, traitorous Trump trash. Btw, none of this is taught in schools.

    Sharon Kenty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be no apostrophe in plurals. Basic English

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    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …. suicide ideation?? what?? did one of the kids have that in a novel they’re reading cuz also where did cannibalism come from wtf

    Sue From Michigan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, these people are horrible human beings. They're part of the Trump cult.

    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where the heck did they get CANNIBALISM from? Did they just need to come up with some bad thing that started with C?

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My country has far too many clinically insane people, and I'm incredibly thankful I live in the bluest of blue states.

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Anti Americanism". Because being taught to critically review history is SCAREY

    ann!kafuchs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought there was going to be something about LGBTQ+, since it’s normally included in these Fox-News fueled rants.

    ann!kafuchs
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pillars of education.

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    #78

    Mother Nature Has A Plan For All Those Other Mothers To Die I Guess

    Mother Nature Has A Plan For All Those Other Mothers To Die I Guess

    Beaullinger Report

    Niki A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea what people are thinking. Having medical assistance is a blessing for many, and frankly, it's often necessary.

    #79

    Egg Fast Keto Mom Group

    Egg Fast Keto Mom Group

    wutangl4n Report

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol ping pong balls accuracy 100% 😜

    moose man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congrats! You have successfully ratioed the post!!!

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    GenericPanda09
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least she's not put them all in one basket

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps she is married to Cool Hand Luke?

    GenericPanda09
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    xd. anyone who breaks the eggfast - two days in the hole.

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    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems a little eggsessive, don't you eggree?

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the egg and wine one?? Is the rest of the fridge white wine!

    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't that diet also include some steak too? Maybe she has another fridge with more wine and steak.

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a "fast" if you're stuffing yourself with eggs.

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    #80

    Given To My Daughter Through A Mom Group

    Given To My Daughter Through A Mom Group

    heheardaboutthefart Report

    nooneimportant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    our great great great great grandparents??? six generations?? i guess The Norman Conquest of 1066 was before "creation"

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im so confused about ppl who push the 6000 yrs thing, dinos & ppl living together and all that. As someone who has read the Bible many times, I guarantee you, no where does it state these things 🤷‍♀️

    Annie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean like that one guy who lived for like 930 years saw 1/6 of the time our Earth existed?

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    Spring Fisk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can be a Christian and believe in evolution. Knowledge and critical thinking are so important. Back in the day, people thought the sun revolved around the earth. When they learned that the earth actually revolves around the sun many thought this was affront to the church. Why? Knowledge of the universe can make our view of God bigger not smaller.

    Goth mouse (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where in the bible does it mention dinosaurs??!

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Some scientists think"? I've yet to see an actual, present day scientist agreeing with these storybooks. "You know what that means?" Well, from what you wrote it means that humanity after Adam and Eve evolved from incestuously incestuous incest. Lots of it.

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    #81

    I Wonder Why This Isn’t Working...

    I Wonder Why This Isn’t Working...

    norcalgirl1822 Report

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's probably got an attitude b/c his weirdo mom is pushing stuff on him.

    muffin woman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    putting essential oils on your face can cause it to be very irritated. her son is way smarter than she is lmao

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm amazed he lived to the age of 16.

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the sneaking oils in his food is the worst. And she's doing all this and it's not working. Maybe give up on the oils then?

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say that the right thing to do is cook his food in either sunflower oil or rapeseed oil, and that should cover it all. It is much easier than all the other stuff you do, and it will have about the same level of benefits. If you want to go wild, you may give hime some Omaga 3 oil supplements, or add a bit of castor oil to the car.

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd suggest not to use any oil any more ... likely, it's from russia anyway.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like I said last time this was posted, he's a teenager. And one with an insane mom. He's gonna have attitude. It's how teens work. They're pushing their boundaries, seeing how much they can get away with as they explore new rules and expectations.

    #82

    Mom Says What She Really Thinks About Her Teenager

    Mom Says What She Really Thinks About Her Teenager

    meatball77 Report

    Marianne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even understand what kind of problem the mother has. Also I don't know a lot about American sizes, but am I right to think the girl went from far too skinny to still skinny, but healthier?

    Nianudd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she means in UK terms, her daughter went from a size 6 to a size 10. This person is clearly nuts

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    Fenchurch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That last line may be the reason she's planning on going no contact when she leaves for college... I'm cheering the daughter so hard right now.

    AnxietyRiddenMom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the "we don't have time for therapy" wtf make time

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never contact you again either.

    #83

    Let's Paralyze The Baby Right After Birth!

    Let's Paralyze The Baby Right After Birth!

    nememess Report

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you have any kinks to work out when you’re still soft out of the oven?

    Jillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it’s normal for babies to get adjustments after birth it can make sure that the baby is completely aligned, i get aligned once every two weeks as i have issues with my spine and lots of back pain

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    #84

    I Am At A Loss For Words Here. It’s Totally Believable That Your Pyramid Scheme Products Miraculously Cured Your Child’s Stomach Bug

    I Am At A Loss For Words Here. It’s Totally Believable That Your Pyramid Scheme Products Miraculously Cured Your Child’s Stomach Bug

    Snarkzilla Report

    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peppermint I can understand as it settles the stomach if ingested, as does ginger. How you would extract oil from a thief, I have no idea.

    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess, he farted real good in that nice warm bath, too.

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    #85

    This Seems Like The Worst Thing Ever

    This Seems Like The Worst Thing Ever

    Made_In_Iceland405 Report

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should not have read that🤢🤢🤢

    Sheila Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    When did it become an okay to eat human flesh?

    muffin woman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that people realize eating your placenta is cannibalism

    K Wit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well this is what's done in some cases. I don't think this is that outlandish but I'd still prefer the pill form.

    Niki A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While eating the placenta has benefits and should probably be an option, I do NOT want recipes for it!

    Andrei Stanescu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these are the dudes scared that the schools teach cannibalism?

    ann!kafuchs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine ordering that at a bar

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    #86

    To Add Insult To Cringery, This Woman Is Due Any Day Now

    To Add Insult To Cringery, This Woman Is Due Any Day Now

    flight-of-the-dragon Report

    Aussie panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who abbreviates Winifred to Neddie? Have you not watched The Wonder Years?

    InvincibleRodent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the HECK did she get "Nora" from "Concordia". Did she put the letter blocks on a scrabble board and just.... shake it? And whichever letters didn't fall off are now the nickname?

    Issey
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SCHOLASTICA?! I- I need a moment. I am aware that this is a female name from around 400 AD (its actually italian and spelled with a k instead of a c) but some names should stay in the past

    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok at least some of these are actual names

    muffin woman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like saying "my childs name is EhmIleAyy and then being like but we call her jessie" bruh

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I named a kid October...In the Sims. I ran out of names XD.

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this is comparatively better than the rest

    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually knew a Theophania once, she went by Tiffany. It's really not that terrible a name. Some of these other ones, though... yikes. Who names a kid PILGRIM?

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    #87

    Y.....yes???

    Y.....yes???

    GayAvenue Report

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you safely eat them when you're not pregnant?

    Wintermute
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but the real question is how that cinnamon roll got pregnant in the first place.

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    #88

    Freebirther Goes Mask Off (A Mom Asked If She Should Birth In A Hospital Due To Baby Having Covid-Induced Myocarditis)

    Freebirther Goes Mask Off (A Mom Asked If She Should Birth In A Hospital Due To Baby Having Covid-Induced Myocarditis)

    sandwichpepe Report

    Marianne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, just let them die. Still better than being at the hospital and get a misdiagnose!

    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Home delivery is fine in a country with trained, experienced midwives AND if you have a hospital within close range in case you DO need medical assistance. Trained midwives can very well tell if chances of you safely home delivering are good or bad, and you should listen to their advice (there are conditions that you need to fulfill before they even consider a home birth an option). And obviously deliver at home with a midwife. Where we live, home births are done with the assistance of two midwives and not just one.

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These dumbasses say they know their body better than a doctor but don't know where their spleen is.

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people are raising our future. I'm scared.

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    #89

    I Don't Even Know Anymore

    I Don't Even Know Anymore

    Modafar1 Report

    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did not understand this one. Is meo-DMT a drug or something?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "like cleaning a bong" Yep, this train of thought checks out.

    #90

    Not Sure If It's Been Posted. But What The F

    Not Sure If It's Been Posted. But What The F

    Neda07 Report

    Michelle Carlson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This explains so much about current American society. smdh

    #91

    3rd Grade Lunch? Better Pack That Breast Milk

    3rd Grade Lunch? Better Pack That Breast Milk

    jennychanlubsdeg Report

    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree it's a gradual and natural experience, but for my son it was around age two. Not 10

    Anapv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say it's not even normal to breastfeed such a grown child. in my country it's normal to breastfeed but I've never known of a toddler older than 2 being breastfeed

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    Flash Henry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was little and playing at a friend's house, I accidentally walked in on my friend's mother breast feeding her 9 year old son.

    Doggo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the actual f is wrong with people

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    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom weans by 18 months. Or sooner in some cases. My friend's mom weans by 3 years. People are different.

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we let nature do its thing, a natural transistion would occur when the next one needed the nutrients the most. And since a pregnancy takes around one to two years (counting the consciving and restitution period), that is about how long I think is apropriate. At age 10 some developed children could in principle give birth on their own, so that is definately long past the point where they are dependant on their mother for nurishment.

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    #92

    Her Profile Says "Holistic Mama Bear No Incurable Diseases"

    Her Profile Says "Holistic Mama Bear No Incurable Diseases"

    violaging Report

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez if you have to do that to all of your spelling in order to trick the censors you're violating policies. Just spew that stuff on parlr where you don't have to censor crap and leave the rest of us alone.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're the kind of person who screams at trees, aren't you?

    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. Not one single line of that is even remotely accurate.

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    #93

    Her 3yo Can Count To Infinity And Is Smarter Than The Majority Of The Us

    Her 3yo Can Count To Infinity And Is Smarter Than The Majority Of The Us

    elaborateLemonpi Report

    karla Meixnerová
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, how can someone count to infinity? I remember an old kids joke, that you start counting 1,2,3 .. 8 and then, because 8 is tired it lays down.

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The child can count to infinity? Really? How could you possibly know?

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can count to infinity, but only do "simple math"?

    #94

    This Response To A Mom Asking For Speech Therapist Referrals

    This Response To A Mom Asking For Speech Therapist Referrals

    sunflowerose Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried applying essential oils to your crystal and sticking it up your butt yet? That should do something, right?

    Supertransistor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might clean up all the "logic" they're pulling from there

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    #95

    These Name Posts Are All So Ridiculous And Cringe. This Is The One That Made Me Leave The Group

    These Name Posts Are All So Ridiculous And Cringe. This Is The One That Made Me Leave The Group

    cosmickhaos Report

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, terrible choice of names, but Seuxule take the cake.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mix up of Seuss, sexual and ukulele no-one asked for

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mariyen isn't completely horrible, and neither is Capri. The rest have to be a joke.

    digitalin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll be called Sexual and Juicy and Corny.

    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't Seuxule be be pronounced a bit more like Sewell?

    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In about 7 more years we’ll be able to identify by name which young adults need deprogramming and reeducation.

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jewce is the best. No one would ever make fun of a kid named juice with more s 😆😆😆

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    #96

    …is This A Thing?

    …is This A Thing?

    PLSReeve Report

    IzzieM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Egg whites are actually amazing! I don't know about nappy rash, but I once applied it to a bad sunburn and it does alleviate the pain of burns...something to do with proteins I believe.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you add sugar and give it a quick blast with a flame you could make meringue and call the kid 'sweet cheeks'.

    Esco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The egg of a condor is the best way to go.

    James
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can honestly say that they'll 'work' exactly the same

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    #97

    Common Core Is Definitely Part Of The Leftist Agenda

    Common Core Is Definitely Part Of The Leftist Agenda

    n_moonsong Report

    Radiant Siren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep, you can't have kids woke, you want them asleep

    #98

    Haha I’m So Toxic

    Haha I’m So Toxic

    sandwichpepe Report

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this looks like a healthy relationship...

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like plan... a really stupid one, but once she realises this, it will propably be too late, and she will be smack down the middle of the mess that she has created, let's hope the child survives her being all on her own. Most be first time mom, since she obviosuly does not know what she is into if she thinks she can hide going into labor, from her husband. I haven't tried it, but from what I have heard, it hurts on a level she popably have never experienced before, so just not screaming and keeping a straight face will be nearly impossible, and her leaking fluids on the floor ought to give her partner a clue about what is about to happen.

    Bethany Heller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just cruel. Risking oneself and one's baby without even telling your partner? Poor guy.

    #99

    Huh????? I-

    Huh????? I-

    sandwichpepe Report

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't wait, get to the ER now, you idjits!

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well good news internet, I followed the advice of my moms' group, doused jr with essential oil and after 3 days his fever came down. He seems extremely listless and is drooling a lot but I'm sure once we sage his bedroom he will rebound"

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was really effective... now his body temperature is all the way down to 68F and he seem to have calmed down a lot.

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    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His brain is literally cooking. Poor guy.

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes! I am not good at the fahenheit scale, but that is around 41C, and about 40C is when it potentially is lifethreatening. If you get to hot, the proteins in your body coagulat, and stop functioning. E.i. the same thing happes to them as what happens to the eggwhite when you boil an e.g. My brother once nearly had such a high fever, and was told that he had to go back to the hospital if it got around 40.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to online converter, it's almost 41 °C. That woman is insane, what is she waiting for?

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    #100

    Probably Shouldn't Listen To The Voices

    Probably Shouldn't Listen To The Voices

    violaging Report

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pregnancy brain working in overdrive here.

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because nothing could possibly go wrong....

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did back in the 1800 but then again they died around 30 so you know.

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    #101

    How Do I Detox My Baby?

    How Do I Detox My Baby?

    wine-a-bit Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do these morons put so much faith in chiropractors?

    Nicola Mawson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it wasn't for my chiropractor, I wouldn't be able to walk

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    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this is currently number 111 in the list and I am OUT. I need some cute cat videos right now to soothe my soul.

    #102

    Warning From Local Mom Group

    Warning From Local Mom Group

    md2290 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of times I have fallen for this, a random man just asking for a foot photo! How embarrassing! Thanks for the warning.

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile foot fetishists everywhere are saying, "Wait a minute, that worked?!?"

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those creeps actually do this though, happened to my friend.

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok that made zero sense. He went to what?

    Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They blocked the name of the college he went to to protect everyone’s privacy

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    #103

    $12-15 For 11 Hours/Day With 3 Children Under 5…

    $12-15 For 11 Hours/Day With 3 Children Under 5…

    elmo315oo Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You also have to pick the cotton.

    muffin woman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mcdonalds pays more and has less qualifications

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, this is one of the higher pay rates offered on these posts at least.

    Lulu Lay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, basically your asking somebody to raise your THREE toddlers for you for less hourly pay than people receive to flip burgers and make coffee. Got it.

    Felkey Felkey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The payment rate wouldn't be bad like the one for $2.50/hr if it were just child care but they also want a house keeper, cook, and extra parent all in one.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would most definitely do this. I am weird, yes, but also very experienced in caring for young kids. It depends on if they want a minor caring for their kids, though.

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    #104

    Found This Gem In My Local Mom Group…

    Found This Gem In My Local Mom Group…

    merm-mommy Report

    Nemo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just read that you need an onion for this...

    Lisa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don’t need to treat the fever you need to treat the child. If they just have a temperature it’s fine and quite normal, if they have other symptoms like pain you should use medication but numbers by themselves if over 3 months don’t need treatment.

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    #105

    I Can’t Believe Facebook Is Free

    I Can’t Believe Facebook Is Free

    meowmixx220 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about you try parenting as a possible solution?

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just FYI, I work with the police [USA] and if they hear from your kid that you washed their mouth out with soap, they will reach out to Family Services. I'm not saying a case gets opened but you WILL get a call from them.

    Felkey Felkey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like the police would be interested in "popping them on lips". Is it me or are they admitting that they hit their kids in the mouth?

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cripes. I thought my mother was being OTT threatening to wash my mouth out with soap was bad, back in the ‘60s and ‘70s. But hot sauce? W T Actual F?

    #106

    Don’t Take Your Baby To The Doctor In 3 Years. It’s Fine, And Pediatrician Recommended!

    Don’t Take Your Baby To The Doctor In 3 Years. It’s Fine, And Pediatrician Recommended!

    MelOdessey Report

    #107

    My Son’s Classmate Gave Him A Crystal. We Must Notify The School And Police

    My Son’s Classmate Gave Him A Crystal. We Must Notify The School And Police

    refusestopoop Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check and see if it's made of sugar before you go full-on nuts.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just put it in water and it expands and becomes a little dinosaur-shaped sponge.

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    Wintermute
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably selenite. Crystal hippies love it cuz it's a pretty cool mineral, but it dissolves in water. Milky white, so I guess I could see the drug correlation - tho it seems like this nut job mom has enough drugs of her own.

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How old is the girl? Sounds like she is five then sounds like she is 20

    Red Ruffensor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry unless it's light blue in color.

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    #108

    Translation: You’re Probably Dumb, Also I’m Not Asking For Much, Only To Completely Rely On You Every Single Morning While I Go To My Real Job. Also Why Can’t Helping Me Just Be Your Hobby You Spoilt Brat?? My Baby’s So Sweet Isn’t That Payment Enough? Ok I Guess I’ll Pay You “Side Money”

    Translation: You’re Probably Dumb, Also I’m Not Asking For Much, Only To Completely Rely On You Every Single Morning While I Go To My Real Job. Also Why Can’t Helping Me Just Be Your Hobby You Spoilt Brat?? My Baby’s So Sweet Isn’t That Payment Enough? Ok I Guess I’ll Pay You “Side Money”

    elisabeth_laroux Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The solution would be so easy: if you cannot afford childcare you cannot afford to have children. And if you cannot afford to have children just don't have any.

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And by "corporate" you mean you work for a corporation. So a business? Like Walmart, or McDonald's, or Dollar General.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely you can find some sort of hobo or drifter to watch your children, right?

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    #109

    Can I Just Cross Out The Bits That Don't Fit My Version Of Reality?

    Can I Just Cross Out The Bits That Don't Fit My Version Of Reality?

    violaging Report

    LadyManx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the checkbox for "I understand I will be held financially responsible for all medical trauma and costs caused by my child bringing any of these to school and causing immunocompromised and other unvaccinated folk to become ill."

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That shouldn't be a check box, it should be list as YOU WILL BE held responsible...

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    #110

    You Don’t Breastfeed? Straight To Jail

    You Don’t Breastfeed? Straight To Jail

    Pixxiprincess Report

    Lisa Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, militant breastfeeders. How I wish we could shoot them all into the moon.

    #111

    My Mother-In-Law Is Making Me Gag A Little. For A Bonus, Her Current Husband Has No Biologic Children Of His Own

    My Mother-In-Law Is Making Me Gag A Little. For A Bonus, Her Current Husband Has No Biologic Children Of His Own

    FravasTheBard Report

    Wintermute
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the dummy here. I don't get what's "insane" about this.

    Beth W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nor me. Just reads that someone’s excited to be a grandma?

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    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    grandma made it about her and her DNA and her being immortal

    Bored Toadette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a question. Maybe I'm the stupid one. But how can you be grandma for someone else's kid?

    Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s her mother in law, so her husbands mother. She’d be a grandma to OPs baby.

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    my sox are in flux
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While my dad thought of both my children and his stepchildren's children as his grandchildren, his wife was super obvious in treating her children's children as her "real grandchildren". Of the bloodline, so to speak. She loves my kids, but not in the same way. And I'm treated totally different than her children, since I was just grafted in. Even my husband is higher in the pecking order. It s***s, but some people think this way.

    Radiant Siren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my MIL was upset I had a tubal after 2 girls. She said she wanted a REAL grandson. While her adopted son and his son were sitting right there.

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    #112

    Local Mom Wants A High Schooler To Watch 3 Kids For A Week. For $2.97/Hr

    Local Mom Wants A High Schooler To Watch 3 Kids For A Week. For $2.97/Hr

    tallulah205 Report

    Marianne
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "House sitting". House comes with 3 kids and dogs. Also the 5 and 10 year old take care of themselves, sure. 😂

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, you want to leave your three kids with a "sitter" hardly older than your oldest? For a week?

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Momma wants to go to Vegas to find a new Daddy!

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, I'd do it. Not like I'm putting myself out much either, since I have done this before.

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guessing that you're a little bit older than14-16 though (hence capable of handling the 10 and particularly the 14 yo)

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    #113

    This Was In A Disney Group.... And Yes She Continued To Argue About How Child Birth Isn't Gross

    This Was In A Disney Group.... And Yes She Continued To Argue About How Child Birth Isn't Gross

    Ignoring_the_kids Report

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck is a bacon, lettuce, and tomato birthday? Google only comes up with the sandwich or "bizarre love triangle".

    #114

    Holier Than Thou Family Take On The Half Time Show. Either A) Your Under Age Ten Kid Didn't Actually Say That, Or B) You've Already Introduced Them To Strippers. Embarrassing For Mom Either Way

    Holier Than Thou Family Take On The Half Time Show. Either A) Your Under Age Ten Kid Didn't Actually Say That, Or B) You've Already Introduced Them To Strippers. Embarrassing For Mom Either Way

    7i1i2i6 Report

    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does her little girl know what a stripper pole is and what strippers do?

    #115

    So Now We Naming Kids After *checks Notes* Eyeshadow Palettes?

    So Now We Naming Kids After *checks Notes* Eyeshadow Palettes?

    flight-of-the-dragon Report

    Bored Turtle Princess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, many of the names here are used as actual names for children.

    Lee Macro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was one of those "Top box is your first name and bottom box is your last name" superhero/stripper name things.....I'd called myself Merryweather Finklestein

    Red Ruffensor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few of those names are nice. A few.

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine telling your kid they're named after an eyeshadow color.

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depp means idiot in German, just sayin"

    Audrey Corrynne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I've always wanted to make my child Prix, pronounced pricks......🙄

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Velveteen....like the rabbit...

    chaotic_charlie (they/he)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sherry, Coco, Rose, Lindy, Gaston, Maverick, Cal, Billy, Teddy, Santo, and Diego are the only actual names here

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not really true, Ada, Olive, Melody, Flora, Eve, Topanga (if her parents were hippies), Ray, and Quasimodo (only applies to hunchbacks) are also completely valid names.

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    #116

    We Love Us Some Obnoxiously Spelled Names And Unknown Acronyms

    We Love Us Some Obnoxiously Spelled Names And Unknown Acronyms

    PaSaAlCe Report

    Vera Cho
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    krystina? katherine? karen? kiera? kamryn? like bruh

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I vote for Kreighzee (unisex).

    K
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As stupid as the names are… the “acronyms” are fairly obvious - son and daughter.

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    #117

    I Was Banned From This Group For Telling Her To Go Get Checked Out

    I Was Banned From This Group For Telling Her To Go Get Checked Out

    2dsoda Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine was in a serious car accident and felt "just fine" then two days later yawned, stretched and broke 3 ribs that were holding on by a thread. Just go to the hospital.

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you feel fine after such a terrible accident, you need help. Listen, I'm no doctor at all but that doesn't sound right.

    #118

    Trash Parent Using Her Kid To Pedal Her Own Political Views

    Trash Parent Using Her Kid To Pedal Her Own Political Views

    coppersense Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is up with the minimalist application of the space bar? I know we aren't really supposed to use two spaces after a period anymore, but using less than one seems a little stingy.

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't disagree with the kid's feelings about masks as being uncomfortable etc but it turns out being on a ventilator is WAY worse and there is going to be a lot more missing of dead friends' faces. I feel like a lot of these are from the same people who call out others as 'snowflakes' when they post about equal rights and respect.

    nooneimportant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a feeling that with all the misspelling and typos the "mother" wrote this

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't hear because I'm wearing a mask- something tells me you're wearing your mask very wrong.

    Beth W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She “can’t hear her teacher” because said teacher wears a tiny bit of material on her face? Is she wearing the mask over her ears? I would say the appalling spelling, grammar and punctuation clearly shows it it’s written by the parent.

    #119

    The Actual Fu..?

    The Actual Fu..?

    KurtQuaked Report

    Supertransistor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many of such holidays were actually for scaring awae evil...

    elia 84631
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironic considering it's a religious holiday too

    moose man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not what Halloween is about

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    #120

    This List Of Diaper Themes From My Cloth Diaper Buy/Sell Group Is... A Lot...

    This List Of Diaper Themes From My Cloth Diaper Buy/Sell Group Is... A Lot...

    badashley Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you assume that diapers exist which are Smith & Wesson licensed merch?

    Robin DJW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with plain white cotton? I used the "prefolded" Bird'seye muslin diapers for both babies, and would do so again. Disposables are wrong on so many levels. I used them only when traveling long distance.

    muffin woman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are they even looking for!??!?

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    #121

    The Mother Of The 8mo Who Can’t Lift His Head Up Posted *this* In The Freebirth Group Back In January

    The Mother Of The 8mo Who Can’t Lift His Head Up Posted *this* In The Freebirth Group Back In January

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    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I "read it again" and took away that "70% of humans DO need to be born by surgery" How were you hoping I would understand that?

    muffin woman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The babies that don't cry at birth are likely dead.

    Stephanie A Mutti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True that "not all..." BUT way to play russian roulette with your baby's life and development

    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all babies survive unassisted births......

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warning: Stupid people are closer that they seem

    #122

    Tl;dr Can Anyone Lend Her Some Money So She Can Catch The Bus To Go Steal Gifts For Her Kid?

    Tl;dr Can Anyone Lend Her Some Money So She Can Catch The Bus To Go Steal Gifts For Her Kid?

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    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dear local law enforcement and/or shop owners,,, keep an eye out for this person"

    #123

    That’s Not How This Works, That’s Not How Any Of This Works...

    That’s Not How This Works, That’s Not How Any Of This Works...

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    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Newborns like looking around. That's all it is.

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how would that work - scary they are having children

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    #124

    Ah Texas…

    Ah Texas…

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    Rachel Hall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter never read any LGBT books growing up, I now have a daughter in law too and a beautiful Grandson. Books don't make people gay. They are who they are and who they are is perfect!

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a thought,,, I don't know... maybe,,, check in with your children periodically? Ask them what they're reading and watching? Take an interest in their lives? Be involved? I disagree with OP's position on LGBTQ and probably EVERYTHING, BUT it's not the library's job to police your child's interests.

    TheEndIsNigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hello? Mrs.Smith? This is the library. We have some gay books now, just thought you'd like to know." *click* "Hello? Mr. Evans?..."🤣

    Beth W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read Animal Farm as a kid and it made me go live in a stable.

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    #125

    When Extra Just Isn't Extra Enough, You Make Thing Up

    When Extra Just Isn't Extra Enough, You Make Thing Up

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    karla Meixnerová
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm currently pregnant and with the amount of ultrasounds I've had so far, I can't imagine the doctor overlooking that there's another baby...

    Jenna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, stranger things have happened, but how would the two babies be born at the same time, from the same uterus, but have different gestation lengths?

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