This Online Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Insane Parents, And Here Are 30 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)
Becoming a parent is a life changing experience. Suddenly, you are responsible for a whole other human being, and your new full-time job is to give them the best life you can. So you read stacks of books, attend parenting classes and try to soak up as much knowledge as possible to be a great parent. Maybe you even join a few Facebook groups to gain insight from other parents and to be part of a community. It’s nice to have other moms help you find the cutest and most affordable kids clothing without spending hours scouring the internet. Other parents can also provide some support when you just need to vent about the struggles of raising kids. There’s just one thing to be wary of in online parenting groups: they seem to be a breeding ground for crazy people.
Flooded with anti-vax posts and complaints about talentless toddlers, these parenting groups are painfully cringey. The silver lining, however, is that these groups have inspired the hilarious Mom Group Drama subreddit. r/Sh*tMomGroupsSay has 300k members, and shares countless screenshots of ridiculous posts on parenting groups. Their description says they’re “here to judge the ‘No Judge’ culture of the internet mom groups", and we can’t thank them enough for their service. Enjoy this list we’ve compiled of some of the best recent posts, then check out Bored Panda’s previous publications of crazy parenting posts here and here.
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I Don't Have A Problem With Extended Nursing, But Omg Still Using Months?
OH MY GOD "THE DINER IS CLOSED" I CAN'T STOP GIGGLING-
Load More Replies...So I tried the months thing and I stopped counting after 600 so I've switched to Saturn years and I'm less than 2!
My concern is that if they are still describing the child's age in months then they are still considering it a baby. Which is not helpful considering that the child has been a toddler for a few years not and will be starting school soon.
AND to draw attention away from the fact that she's STILL breastfeeding a 4-1/2 YEAR OLD CHILD
Load More Replies...If they are old enough to ask for it ... That's too old o.O
Load More Replies...i want to start counting my age in parsecs...I know it's a distant measurement and not a time unit, but I don't care!
Still nursing a four and a half year old? Good luck getting that one to settle in school.
54 is more than 4 years old, I'm not a mum but I always felt that 3 was the max for breastfeeding? Parents of boredpanda what do you think?
It's really up to the parents, and who knows what goes on in people's homes that parents never reveal. There comes a time when it's unnecessary. The first year is the most beneficiary to breastfeed. After a year it's up to the parent. I believe it becomes more of a comfort thing for the child. I can see how some moms feel so blessed to be able to have the opportunity to nurse for the long run. I think the issue people have with it is breasts, to other people, are still viewed as solely sex objects that just happen to secrete nourishing milk for babies. Unfortunately, there is a porn market for that, too, and my theory is whenever someone gets a boner over a woman's bodily functions it becomes thought of as too sexualized for children to be exposed to. Imho, I'll leave it to parents to decide. It's their business not anyone else's. There's too many people getting all up in other people's business that doesn't concern them in any way.
Load More Replies...It’s important for new mothers to feel they have a safe space to ask questions and share their feelings. That place, however, does not need to be an online group. These controversial mommy groups have even sparked discussion from former members who have had enough. In 2020, Chelsy Theriault, creator of the blog Motherhood+Mayhem, published a piece on Filter Free Parents titled “6 Reasons I Hate Mom Facebook Groups”. She explained that at first glance, these groups seemed like a great community to be a part of. Over time, however, she realized that the groups “tended to be a crutch for mothers who either didn’t really want to deal with motherhood issues or didn’t want to (or have the courage or personal strength to) come up with their own solutions to parenting challenges”.
Breastmilk Isn’t Curing Her Son’s Leukaemia
You're killing your son already without giving him those chemicals
This has to be some form of criminal neglect right? Basically refusing to provide your child proper medical care. People really should be required to get a license to become parents...
Load More Replies...Oil can work wonders on squeaky hinges. Doors, windows, small coffins...
Seven year old breastfeeding is yeurgh. That kid can get through a steak and will be starting to get curious about girls…
what will he do if he meets one? i don't even want to think about it
Load More Replies...Rainwater. Friend, let me tell you something about disgusting chemicals.
no no, that is for gun violence and shcoolshootings...
Load More Replies...Chelsy went on to say that these Facebook groups invalidate mothering instincts. “It seems that many moms, instead of assessing a situation and formulating their own solution, immediately run to Facebook to seek advice.” Similarly to how Google seems to have killed many peoples’ critical thinking skills, these mothering groups have squashed some parents’ abilities to make decisions. Chelsy recommends that mothers follow their instincts and skip seeking out help for every minor question that pops into their heads. She also adds a bit of advice a good friend gave her following the birth of her daughter to reassure anxious mothers: “If you don’t drop them or sit on them, you’re doing great.”
I Want To Smack This Parent
Oh my god, that's what measles look like?? How can these parents make there kids suffer like that???
It is not just how it looks like, but it causes long term problems as well. Shame on these parents :(
Load More Replies...Had measles bad when I was young, the vax I had had hadn't worked properly, so wasn't protected as well as I should have been. Fast forward 53 years, it damaged my eyes (needed specs from the onwards) and my hearing. Please get vaxxed and the follow-up shots as well.
My daughter had measles at two weeks old! I don't even know where she got it from. It was scary
The evangelicals are going to be the downfall of this country!! Morons!!
The educational system in the usa has failed once again. Why aren't kids taught that vaccines saves lives?
That’s not the issue- the information is readily available, but too many adults choose to ignore it and believe b******t instead
Load More Replies...I just realised that's the first time I've ever seen measles-
Why did it say “including Michigan?” I’m a Michigander and I’m confused why Michigan is stated by name but the other 21 is just “21 states”
I Feel So Bad For This Poor Boy
Are you for or against the blessings of modern medicine? Pick a side already.
The ant vax don't really care about their kids. They're just an accessory. Most are fake religious and pretend to think if their kids die some god will take care of them.
Yes. It is quite idiotic. And if I hear one more "I don't have to bring them to the doctor - we are gonna PRAY and will take care of it! Really just makes me want to go ......... *SMACK*
Load More Replies...I may be wrong, but I thought having a transplant meant putting in a replacement for something you already have, not supplying missing equipment.
Load More Replies...Why would they think you would keep up with all of the meds needed to keep the transplant from rejecting?
Yep, and those anti-rejection meds are pure manufactored chemicals so she wouldn't want her little precious taking those now would she. Nevermind the fact they help keep the transplant in place, so to speak. (I'm a transplant recipient so idgaf about "taking toxic chemicals", it's better than the alternative)
Load More Replies...So some medical science is okay (transplant, with the life time of medicine that comes along with it), but other science isn't okay (vaccines)? How do you achieve this point of view?
Especially considering the donated kidney comes from a vaccinated person....so it's okay to take vaccinated organs but not the vaccine?
Load More Replies..."I decided! I did my research! I'm an informed citizen! Whoever could have guessed something like this might happen?!" Any expert outside your bubble could have, and doubtless told you if you ever asked. You chose to ignore the advice because of "big pharma/evil chemicals". You wized up, your healer/essential oils confidential/guru/postman told you "the truth" and now your son has to pay the bill for your new world view with his life. Big pharma lobbying the hell out of politics doesn't mean that none of their products work. Also plant based drugs are chemical as well (it's all one scientific field, baby) and can be just as deadly. -rant over-
they propably see the vaccine requirement as some man made mean of pressure put there as an attempt to lure them onto "the dark side", without realising that it was put there for a good reason. A transplant is a high risk intervention, and the organs are in low supply and you therefore need to choose the patient where the chance of succes is the higest, e.i. the healthiest patient, whith the lowest risk of catching an infection when they are "opened", and experience just says that that will be the persons who has been vaccinated.
Load More Replies...Imagine thinking that you know more than immunologists, worldwide health organizations, and uncounted billions in research.
The next concerning reason Chelsy cited for disliking these groups is that moms seek medical advice in them, rather than going to a real doctor. “I know of a local mom Facebook group in my area that had to put a stop to mothers posting pictures of their children’s rashes and other visible physical ailments,” she noted. Even pregnant women post asking for health advice for themselves, but it’s unlikely many people in the group are actually medical professionals. And with only a Facebook post describing symptoms to go off of, they probably couldn't be of much help anyway. If you are concerned about your own health or your child’s health, please seek out someone with appropriate credentials. Don't just take the word of Cindy from Ohio who is spending 7 hours a day on Facebook during her maternity leave.
You Can't Even Count On Your Own Parents After You Have A Baby
Imagine having a baby means being responsible for the child? The horror.
Why do people expect other people to parent their kids? I've never understood this. Did these people ever really listen to other parents and the complaints parents have about having no time for themselves? I get this mom is venting but I don't get where she would ever assume people would be willing to watch her kid, especially her own mom who already raised hers and should be able to pick and choose when she wants to take her grandchild for the weekend. If you're thinking of becoming a parent please understand that nobody is going to be a nanny for your kid so you can have weekends to yourself unless you pay them and pawning your kid off on any of your friends and family every chance you get is not parenting- it's entitlement.
My mom taught me to always be appreciative and never assume or expect anything. Whatever nice gesture someone does is voluntary. Perhaps some people were never taught that.
Load More Replies...The real eye opener here will be for the baby when they realize that they were not born to parents who are mammals, but instead, reptiles.
I think it's above and beyond that the grandma takes the baby ever other Saturday, esp. if that's overnight into Sunday. And esp. since she is still working full time.
My husband and I spent over 10 years working opposite shifts so we wouldn’t have to rely on family or pay someone to watch our children. We asked for four nights for our 10th anniversary and we split them up with other family members so it was only 2 nights each. They were asked and given possible dates before we booked a trip. If they want one or both of them for a visit, they ask and we will use that time for ourselves. We already asked for one night in august for the youngest so we could go to a concert. My hubby’s family always helps us, more than needed and we are always grateful. I was blessed with a great FIL and 2 MILs. I would never just expect someone to regularly take my kids because I said so
Load More Replies...This is a major reason why we did not have kids. My (now late) husband was ill and because of that unable to care for a baby and I had to work fulltime because single income family. No way we were going to have a baby and have it taken care of by others 40 hours a week.
That doesn't stop most people from churning out kid after kid..mental illness in the family..have kids..genetic diseases all over the place in your family? have a litter! why not..have a special needs husband or a husband who will be away 6 months out of the year? hell why not lets make life harder for everyone!!!
Load More Replies...I'm secretely hoping that this is satire and we all just didn't get it.
I couldn't tell you the last time my husband and I got time alone together -I don't dump my children on other people a regular basis - I can't even think of the last time they had an overnight stay with anyone. Usually if they're staying at my mums house I go there with them and we have a multi-generational sleepover
That is a bit much. My mom gave me 10 min to go out for a coffee a few blocks down and that's it. It would have taken 20 min just to get there so I walked down to the end of our block and went back home barely refreshed and destressed. (Come to think of it, my boyfriend (the Dad) could've taken her for an hour or so. He was there.... WTF?) None of our parents would take our daughter for the night until she was older and sleeping through the night. I get it, though. It is shockingly lonely, isolating and there are things no one can prepare you for that cause you post-partum depression. But I don't understand how a parent can still desire wanting to be apart from their baby for so long. Even when I felt so tired, craving a bit of adult time, the moment I was away from my baby I was missing her and couldn't wait to come home. I'd be worried my baby would forget about me if I was away from her for too long.
Get The Hell Out With This Nonsense
... I was about to type "shoa", but I as I'm afraid someone might StEaL tHaT nAmE tHen ....... no, really not.
Load More Replies...Why the hell is this allowed? Here in Germany you have to register the babies name - and if it's something ridiculous like this it gets denied. Why burden a child with b******t like this for life?
Because the parents are 1) selfish , 2) trying to create the biggest snowflake name possible while 3) also ruining there child's life.
Load More Replies...If I had not witnessed 2016 - 2021 in the US, I would think this is a sarcastic joke, but now I am not so sure.....
There is a whole group on fb dedicated to this called ‘That name is a tragedeigh’ lol!
Along the same lines, Chelsy points out that many mothers ask questions that could easily be solved with a quick Google search. “We’re moms. We’re busy. We don’t have time to do the Googling for other moms.” Next she notes her annoyance about posts that begin with “Okay, mamas, let’s talk [enter topic here]”. “Every time a post starts with this statement, all I can picture is some tacky infomercial tempting me to purchase some cheesy product,” Chelsy adds. Just cut to the chase. "For some reason, introducing a post with 'Let’s talk -' seems pushy and impersonal."
My Friends Are Also Pregnant And I Dont Feel Special. How Dare They Ruin My Experience
What is she going to feel like once the baby gets more attention than her? Maybe she should grow up THEN have a baby.
That ship has sailed. Unless she can manage some spectacular personal growth in the final trimester.
Load More Replies...Instead of looking at it as not feeling individually special, how about looking at it as an experience you and your friends are sharing? I mean, you can all get together and talk about how you feel and what your body is going through, and know for a fact that everyone in the group REALLY knows what you’re talking about. What a relief to know you have that kind of support system. Plus, it’ll continue after the babies are born, as you’ll all be sharing the experiences of caring for a newborn, then infant, then toddler, then maybe having another baby, and so on and so forth. Instead of being so self-absorbed, why not spin it as a shared experience?
Your excellent points just really make me sad for this baby.
Load More Replies...I can just imagine a marble dropping on the floor of the room she’s in. The echo must be deafening
My boyfriend's bff and his girlfriend were expecting at the same time we were. It was fun. The guys were picturing days of having stroller races and getting our babies to grow up as close friends. Sadly, their baby didn't make it. Your attention is not of anyone's priority. Just concerned and hope you have a happy, healthy baby.
Seems, She Really Does Not Want A Boy...
Have both babies. Give them up for adoption then have your tubes tied
Wow...just wow. Also, I am pretty sure if you are already do far along that you know the sex of the children it's too late for an abortion. Why not give birth to both and give the boy up for adoption? Or better yet, give both up for adoption since you are clearly unfit to be a responsible mother.
Poor, poor little boy... he's in for a world of unutterable sadness. If he makes it. Wouldn't put it past someone like this to not feed him well enough to thrive. Breaks my heart.
I have a friend who freaked out when she found out her second child was a boy. She was so worried that she wouldn't be able to love him, because she only wanted girls. She fell in love the minute he was born, though, and doesn't treat him any differently than her two girls
Load More Replies...hopefully she starts the burning process before she gets there
Load More Replies...Give your children up for adoption and never breed again. You don't deserve to have children with that thought process.
Give them both up for adoption and then get sterilized so you can't breed anymore.
"Already did the nursery in pink and purple flowers" Bro Cant guys like Pink and purple ? Cant girls like Blue and Black? This woman is dumb... And Homophobe as well
At the age where you are in a nursery, I do not think you care a lot about exact colours but is just facinated by everything that is bright. So the colour of the nusery must be a more of a problem in the mind of the mother, than it is for the child, and even if it such a big problem, it is something that can easily be changed. Give it some time, and she will realise that the colours of the walls pales away compared to the other challanges she will face.
Load More Replies...This Might Be The Best-Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen In Fundie-Crunchy Mom Group Hell
I am a Christian and I got the vaccine. God doesn't want us to be stupid. Trust in the Lord and get the vaccine. God is responsible for the existence of medicine and doctors.
Our church allowed a local health organization to use our parking lot for a vaccine clinic. Our pastor actually got death threats for that. And we live in a very blue state in the US.
Load More Replies...pretty impressive using only the letter A,T,C and G, which is the entire alphabet of DNA
Load More Replies...Clearly they don't know their Bible. The Mark of the Beast comes after the Rapture while antichrist rules the world, not before.
And people will know that is what they are doing. They won't be somehow tricked into it. And if they don't, they will not be able to buy or sell anything.
Load More Replies...Luciferase is an enzyme that allows organisms to bioluminesce. The actual meaning of "Lucifer" is "light bringer".
Load More Replies...The ignorant savages who think the vaccine "rewrites your DNA" when it doesn't do that at all, and don't understand that the actual virus DOES rewrite your DNA. Not that this is unnatural at all, it's just part of being a living being on the earth. But try telling these loons anything, you just get an earful of stupid and ignorance and arrogance.
Both my husband's father and my sisters husband are like this. My BIL has at least learned to keep his opinions to himself. My FIL however is exhausting.
Load More Replies...Next, Chelsy comments on the odd habit some mothers have of displaying their shortcomings to gain pity and attention. She gives an example of a mom asking if she’s the only one who forgets to leave money from the tooth fairy, followed by multiple “haha”s and a face palm emoji. Of course she’s not the only one. Moms are not perfect, and Chelsy empathizes with the pressure mothers often feel. “I think these moms are simply looking for pity or for someone to console them and convince them that they are not a horrid parent. Perhaps they are trying to displace their mom guilt or trying to make light of their mom fails.” “Either way,” Chelsy adds. “It drives me nuts.”
Lastly, Chelsy points out another popular post style on the page: "Pic for attention!" “This is annoying,” she says. “But at least they’re being honest.”
“My Doctor Says My 9mo Baby Is Normal, But He Clearly Has Bipolar!”
ALL childeren under 4yo are bi-polar, imo. One minute they're laughing because you sneezed. The next, they turn into a raging demon because you won't let them eat the dog's food.
I mean, I'm nearly 40 and I'm still a bit like that...except substitute dog food for ice cream.
Load More Replies...Oh come on. A nine month old laughs about their own farts and cries if a toy disappears from their field of vision. Everything is emotional whiplash at that age
I don't know about shaming this one, they have a history of seriously scary, hereditary disorder in their family and their third kid doesn't act like the older two did... I can imagine why they would freak out and need some reassurance.
I cried a lot as a baby, but my parents never thought I had bipolar disorder.
One DON'T saddle your kid with that as a person with bipolar disorder your 9 month old is being it's self. I'm a mom of 5 they all had different personalities. I have one daughter with bipolar disorder you can't tell at 9 months old. She was twelve years old when she was diagnosed. STOP trying to assign a serious mental illness to your child because she doesn't act the way you want. My oldest son was a pain but not bipolar. Go get parenting classes with therapy classes for you. It makes me angry that you would label your normal child with a major mental illness. Clearly a parenting insufficiency.
Saw This And Just Knew It Belonged Here
WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READ???? But yeah, keep with the theme, you mutilate animals for a living, so why not mutilate your child as well.
Omg I actually forgot that detail. This guy really is gonna mutilate his first human
Load More Replies...That couple needs to be barred from all living creatures.
Why circumcise at all if there is no medical need? Do people not realise that this is essentially the same a FGM! Millions of baby boys are being mutilated daily in the US, Why? 'Just because???'
Hey dude I don't agree with medically unnecessary male circumcision either, but to say that it is essentially the same as FGM is erroneous. The male equivalent of FGM would be to cut the glans of the penis off, not the foreskin.
Load More Replies...If anyone needs me I’ll be jogging off this godforsaken planet and into the sun
You know full well that the baby is going to wind up with cropped ears.
Err...what?
I came here to sass people in the comments, not lose half my brain cells to a Facebook post
I don't recall wanting to leave the womb early, so what in the hell are you talking about.
I recall wanting to stay there. Well I don't, but my mom said I was 3 weeks too late.
Load More Replies..."And I'm still traumatised from when I was an egg and saw a sperm swimming towards me. I'll never forget the horror of it."
This went from zero to outer space in the first sentence and left the galaxy by the end of it.
Luckily for moms everywhere, not every online community is full of infuriating posts and medical misinformation. In 2018, Alexis Barad-Cutler launched Not Safe for Mom Group (or nsfmg) after becoming fed up with the “curated Instagram feeds, filtered momfluencers, and holier-than-thou Facebook mom groups that made her feel worse about her parenting”. "Whenever I would go to my mom groups, it felt like I was having a completely different experience than what my peers were having," Barad-Cutler said in an interview with TODAY. "I was mired in postpartum anxiety, depression and psychosis, and my baby was really colicky. So it just felt like there was a cellophane between me and the rest of the world — like I was living on a different planet."
So she channeled her frustrations into writing. But media outlets were not always on board with publishing articles depicting less than picture-perfect realities of motherhood. “That's where it started — the idea that I couldn't say these things out loud," she said. "I wanted to create a community. I wanted a place for people to go and be able to say the things that they're feeling out loud."
That’s Not The School’s Problem
Oh dear lord. Have your kid get the boys parents' numbers and call/ text them. Or- give the boy your number to give the parents. Or- Facebook/ social media. It's not that hard.
When my daughter broke up with her high school boyfriend, the boyfriend's parents wanted to meet with me and my husband. We reluctantly met them at a fast food restaurant, where we listened in astonishment to the other parents who told us the kids should continue dating and they didn't understand why my daughter didn't want to date their son. It was honestly so weird.
I think I have an inkling why your daughter wanted out. Smart daughter.
Load More Replies...It sounds like the children are in kindergarten at best.
Load More Replies...Plot twist: the daughter is a teacher at the school and she's 35 and her boyfriend 34!
Another case of expecting the school to parent for you. The system (in the US) is there for education, but parenting is still up to the parents. Far too many parents just send their kids to school and just assume that is all they have to do.
Unless your child is dating a male teacher I'd just sit this one out...
5g Did It!
For some inexplicable reason i imagined a fully grown adult son and was blindsided by the fact this references a baby...
I don't see anything wrong with this. This mom was having a moment she needed help to restore her sanity. I don't see the reason for the sarcastic remark. If that was even in sarcasm. EMF waves can wreck havoc in people, cause hallucinations, paranoia, rashes, sleep apnea, mood swings. She should find where the all the plug outlets are in the baby's room, get an EMF detector and get an electrician to check the wiring. He could also just be teething. Orajel on the gums and an icy teething ring may help, too. I feel for these moms in these times.
yeah, thats what i got too. maybe it was supposed to highlight the comment?
Load More Replies...Your son is screaming because it’s dawned on him his own mother is the most dangerous person in his life.
Won't Someone Please Think Of The Karma!?
I am thinking one of the reason's the daughter doesn't want kids might stem from her own childhood and relationship with her mother
The "souls that need to be born"? More like the "grandkids you selfishly want"
We of Gen X disavow anyone like this and put them in a special category called Boomer X. Generation X is not associated with anyone like this. Leave us out of your Boomer vs Millennial fight.
Totally, Gen X has got to be one of the least dramatic, least narcisstic gens since the 1930s
Load More Replies...Hi fellow Generation X. I'm also part of the generation that memes forgot. Or overlooked. Weren't the 80s a blast? Oh my god, that hair. Right? I still have my mix tapes. Listen, I want to make sure that no one takes your bonkers incestual reproductive delusions and equate it to our generation. I don't know what failing analog fad from our childhood destroyed your sense of reason, but don't use our misbegotten generation for validation. You are not Gen X. You are Generation WTF.
As a GenXer myself I can tell you we don't claim this nut bag!!!!!!!!
Thus, the Not Safe for Mom Group was born. On their website, the group is described as “an online — and IRL— community that welcomes challenging topics around motherhood in a judgment-free setting”. Nsfmg seems like a breath of fresh air compared to the chaotic groups being ridiculed on reddit. Under “who we serve” the site says, “Our community is centered on mothers, those on the journey towards motherhood, those who identify as mothers, the mom-curious, and the folks who support and love moms.” And the reasoning listed for why the site exists is because “tremendous healing can occur when we share our experiences and stories with others. We created this space as a safe haven for messy, uncomfortable dialogue that enables us to to learn and grow from each other."
After This She Asks Which Essential Oils Works For Covid
Oh no, I had the Biontech essential oil all three times 😱 Should I add some essential olive oil?
Load More Replies...IDK, put aluminium foil on your head, go and destroy some 5G towers and you might feel better?
If my neighbor had sunflowers that pretty, I would actually appreciate it, because sunflowers are beautiful.
Maybe there's a lamp in the house that the plants are trying to get light from
F**k You And Your Privacy. I’m Gonna Show 53,000 People Your Picture And Tell Them You Got Your Period Today!
1: Don't get her the ultra-thin kind, that's b******t. 2: Pull your head out of your ass and take down the damn post, ya creep
There are going to be sooo many annoyed teenagers in future discovering all the stuff their parents have posted. Everyone should be in charge of their own digital identity and parents need to stop using their kids to gain likes.
There's a thing called Google, it exists to answer such questions and not publicly humiliate your teen 👍
Or go anonymous, ask the same question and don't put her freakin name or photo on !!!
Load More Replies...I don't think heartless is the right word. Brainless is more accurate. Especially as a fellow female herself, she should know that answer already. Otherwise, get the variety pack so that she's always prepared. Period flow changes woman!
Load More Replies...Someone intervene and slap this b***h back to reality . This is not cool .
This reminds me of the book Girl (in Real Life) by Tamsin Winter. Her parents completely live their life through the girl and threw her a ‘period party’ for their Instagram followers.
OH ... MY....GAWD I feel so humiliated and embarrassed for this girl. I'd be dying. Just find a hole and throw me in it. No need to mark the grave.
Vacuum Salesman By Age 2!!!
Maybe I've spent too much time around kids with special needs, but hitting milestones too early, disinterest in play/toys, and obsessing over something mechanical just screams autism to me??
All the post means is that the poster is liar and desperate for attention.
Load More Replies...At 2 my daughter was posting jam on toast into the dvd player slot as soon as my back was turned... I thought she was normal, but maybe she was just trying to tell me I should have bought one with better reviews.
I'll have you know that when I was six months old, I assembled a vacuum cleaner using nothing more than pipe cleaners!
When I was a month old I was giving a scientific lecture at Harvard, you could say I was quite gifted.
Load More Replies...I know a 2 year old. While he can communicate in full sentences, it's mostly about how he wants to watch the Bruno Movie, Encanto. And that his name is very much his name.
My son was a few months I think, or a year, can't remember. He said papegaai and my dad was in awe. It means parrot. I just taught him to say gaai after papa lol.
Load More Replies...My son was hitting three syllables at 1. We found out he's autistic recently... So yeah. Same thing happened with my nephew.
While the website has been active since 2018, nsfmg recently began hosting a podcast as well. Episodes feature candid conversations such as “I Begged For Help and No One Listened: Mothering Through Mental Ilness” and “My Ex’s Sinister Secret: A New Mom’s Shocking Discovery”. Barad-Cutler welcomes these difficult topics on her site. “You don't have to preface anything by saying, 'I love my baby' — it is assumed that you love your child," she explains. "We invite you to curse — we love a good curse word. We welcome a difference of opinion, and we encourage people to use language like 'folks' or 'friends' — not heteronormative language, because we know that not everyone is married or cisgender."
Looking For Preschooler Appropriate Energy Drinks
Several cups of strong black coffee is the more natural, organic stimulant of choice for toddlers.
My 7 year old just has to have his coffee from a carafe. The plunger is everything ☕️☕️
Load More Replies...That's what I was thinking. Nevermind the unhealthy caffeine levels, most 4 year olds need some kind of ANTI-energy drink!
Load More Replies...You do not give a four year old any energy drink, I don't care what it is.
No Fatties Allowed!
My mother 'credits' all her small babies on her smoking. I lived at home with my heavy smoking mother until I was 20. When doctors ask me if I ever smoked...
I hope this woman hasn't heard what smoking can do, otherwise she'll be taking it up asap.
Load More Replies...that kid will probably have body image issues and an eating disorder if this chick continues this mentality
Ahem... EXCUSE ME??!! I was over TEN POUNDS when I was born, and it's not because I'm fat, I'm just REALLY tall. Get over it Mrs. Perfect!!!
I was like 7 lbs and my little sister was like 9, and my mom was perfectly fine with it. If you're gonna judge a literal baby on it's weight, you don't deserve to be a mother.
I weighed around nine pounds at birth and my mother was not bothered by this in the slightest. Of course, my mother isn't stupid.
Giving her offspring body dysmorphia and eating disorders in 3, 2, 1...
It’s Gross Karen. I’m Also Pretty Certain It’s Illegal To Feed Unsuspecting People Your Bodily Fluids
Yes and it's criminal if you do not disclose the ingredients
Load More Replies...You never know what's gone into a homemade bake. And let's not mention the possible lack of basic hygiene rules people can't seem to follow.
Load More Replies...Well, dear, I think I have some information for you. WE DO NOT MAKE BAKED GOODS, CHEESE, OR ANY DAIRY PRODUCT, REALLY ANYTHING THAT REQUIRES DAIRY, USING BREASTMILK. IT IS ONLY FOR BABIES. Sorry. Rage over.
If you have to ask "It's healthy??????" then deep in your heart you know it may not be physically harmful, but it's not sane.
In addition to the podcast, nsfmg’s website also includes a blog, resources for parents struggling with mental health issues or abusive relationships, virtual talking circles “for support in this sh*t-storm”, the opportunity to book private sessions with Barad-Cutler, and a shop (which features a tee shirt proudly saying “NO MORE MOTHERFU*KING MOM GROUPS).
For the ‘anti-mom group’ moms out there, nsfmg seems like an excellent alternative to the run-of-the-mill Facebook groups.
Two Opposing Cleaning Strategies
Not the worse thing she has had in her mouth? Is she referring to her husband there?
Walmart bathroom has sinks with hot water why the heck would you need to put that in your mouth to clean it?!
If you dropped on the Walmart bathroom floor, you throw that pacifier away.
Yup and while you're shopping you can just buy brand new ones lol.
Load More Replies...My mother went through phases with us kids. With me, the first kid, everything that fell on the floor was washed and sanitized before given back to me. With my first brother, the second kid, everything was rinsed and then given back. By the time kid three came along she was also just wiping things off or popping the pacifier in her mouth for a few seconds before giving it back to him.
My littlest guy ended up with thrush. Still the bottles were all are roses constantly the only other thing was me cleaning his pacifier the odd time it fell out in the car by putting it in my mouth. After that I always carries a damp soapy washcloth in a baggie to wash it and rinsed it with water from a bottle.
Load More Replies...Over cleaning/sanitizing everything constantly is why kids are so constantly sick nowadays and are allergic to everything.
That's not necessarily true, I was raised in filth and get sick all the time.
Load More Replies...Meh, a little dish soap does the trick. Then take 300 grams of chocolate and bed rest to calm the nerves of anxious parent. Keep child sedated with 500 grams of applesauce and promote cognitive engagement with a coloring book. Have husband administer essential olive oil to cook dinner. Hold child and tell her she means the world to you. Congratulations. You are a decent parent, and don’t need to worry so much. In 20 years, all the kid will care about is whether you loved them and gave them a safe and stable home.
If it fell on the floor in a bathroom, why the hell wouldn’t you wash it off in the sink?!
It Sounds Like You’ve Got A Pretty Smart Kid
Far smarter than the two idiots who replied to Mom's stupidity too.
Load More Replies...He was obviously switched at birth since he could NOT be your offspring.
My ex cousin by marriage is anti vax. She now has two adult children 22 and 24 that's she still manipulates into not getting vaccinated as well as who they can vote for. She just recently kicked the 22 yr old out w no place to go bc she feels she's now old enough to deal w it on her own. These girls still won't go against what their mother says. It's so creepy. I knew there was something wrong w her when I first met her 23 yrs ago before all this anti vax trump crap came into the fold. Intuition tells you so much about people.
Except in the USA you can decide at 14 whether you want vaccinated, birth control, etc and there’s nothing your parents can do to stop you. This only applies to 14 year old whom are not disabled, low IQ, etc
Just curious, so no snark or anything here, what happens if you are 14, disabled, but fully mentally capable? I'm interested because I have a disability and haven't ever had diminished mental capacity aside from getting stupid-drunk in my teens and early 20s (I'm from the UK, it's fairly normal to drink as a naughty teen, lol).
Load More Replies..."Until then it's your duty and your right to protect him" so much wisdom, so ill-alligned. Like living in a boat but not teaching your child to swim, because that water is dangerous, you might drown.
Comments Are Filled With Moms Saying That Hygiene Is Non-Negotiable As This Will Lead To Health Problems
I know right? My kid really needed a kidney transplant but she said that it's her body and she doesn't want another person's kidney inside it, so I just let her die <3 /s
Load More Replies...As a parent of a baby and 4 year old, I wish this never happened but unfortunately there are parent groups who believe in ‘respecting ‘ their child so much that they do this. There are also groups who won’t say the word ‘No’. Seriously.
Load More Replies..."WE had to heal from nappy rash": that suff is catching? Cudos to mum, willing to suffer for baby's bodily autonomy /s BTW as a parent you're responsible for baby's health first and foremost - changing diapers is not abuse, eve if baby doesn't like it and throws a tantrum.
I think that at this young you should just change her diaper, but I do love that you’re teaching her that this is her body, not anyone else’s.
Wonder if its the same dumb ass who decied their boy baby wanted to be a girl becasue he chose a pink blanket
Well, at least she’s not gonna have any problems saying no to a creep when she’s 15. The parent’s doing something right. My only parenting advice is that if she thinks she’s that independent, you should tell her to change her own diapers. If she can’t, she’ll ask for help.
This must be another one of those "I'm going to pretend my toddler said something profound and insightful" things.
Another resource for moms interested in critiquing online mommy culture is the podcast "Under the Influence", hosted by journalist and mother Jo Piazza. "Under the Influence" is described as “a deep dive into the Mom Internet, a place haunted by aspirational marketing where it feels like every other mom is a social media influencer trying to sell you something… Jo Piazza looks at how we got here, what it all means and how the commodification of motherhood is driving mothers a little insane.”
On the topic of mommy blogging, Piazza told TODAY, "It's a multi-billion dollar industry that gets ignored because women are doing it and it's a 'mom thing'. But they're building these huge platforms and I say it all the time: If they were men, they'd be on the cover of Forbes because they're building mini media empires."
Woman Suggests Wrapping An Onion Around A Child's Ear Because It'll "Pull Out" The Infection, Just Like Tears!
Wait. Onions PULL your tears out of your body? Can onions pull liquids out of other body parts? Asking for a friend.
Are you trying to pull liquids out of where I think you are?
Load More Replies...Onion wraps for ear infections are a thing. My doctor recommended trying it along with the medications. But you don't wrap a whole onion, you cut it up, put it in a bit of cloth (I used an old sock) and heat it up a bit. It's supposed to relieve the ear ache.
She's got the science all wrong though. Onions can make blood clot faster and are usually recommended to stop nose bleeds. Onions also contain certain chemicals that can reduce inflammation and swelling both of which cause discomfort, so it's recommended to use for an ear infection. However the onion doesn't contain magical magnetic powers to draw or pull anything out.
Onions actually do pull out bacteria from what ever it is on contact with, it was common to make pultice out of it for wounds.
This person really thinks onions use water bending to force the water out of your eyes instead of just irritating them? Are you serious?
It makes sense. What is the moon, if not a giant onion that pushed and pulls the Earth's tides?
Load More Replies...Oh, so I DIDN'T need to take all those antibiotics as a kid for my frequent ear infections? I just needed an onion apparently!
Actually... It might have helped. They have antiflamatory properties and could hae prevented maybe some of the ab.
Load More Replies...ok.. I do have to say that a potato poultice will work on some infections.. but not an inner ear infection. Never heard an onion being used.
That's more or less common "house medicin" knowledge here. It may help by mild cases of ear infections. Of course you get antibiotic if it's bad or gets worse. Garlic may help too. Both are antibacterial.
Load More Replies...Only Boys Are Supposed To Have Disgusting Habits?
Babies put stuff in their mouths and taste stuff. They are babies. This stuff is not gendered.
Not only IQ tests, send them to a psychiatrist to get checked.
Load More Replies...I might show this to the next person that tells me gender isn't socialised into us....
Yikes! Yes, you DO need to watch over a two-year old. The good news is you can stop breastfeeding before they are seven years old.
Especially if the first time she did it she got a favorable response, like laughter or "awwwww".
Load More Replies...I once had to pull a live snail out of my toddler's mouth. He found it in the garden. Kids are gross even when they're literally sitting next to you. No one prepares you for how gross they can be.
My son's snails were already chewed up by the time I heard the crunching. He found the jar his sister collecting them in, on our normally safe enclosed porch. You never know.
Load More Replies...*sigh* and this is why there are all those posts with boyfriends who move in with a girlfriend for the first time and realize women also have bodily functions... *gasp*
This Is What The Admins To Mom Groups Drive
Well, this isn't horrible...except for the "co-sleeping" part. Scarier to me is what kind of person feels the need to advertise their parenting style on the rear window of their vehicle? NO ONE CARES!!!!
What's the problem with co-sleeping if done right? I wonder more what's it about extended rear facing, may someone explain please?
Load More Replies...Okay, but is that an antivax sticker to the lefthand side? Because, as someone already mentioned, none of these things are necessarily bad...unless it's this cult-like behaviour.
Who can't see out of her rear window because of all those stickers!
"I have no other personality outside of my kid kind of mom" is the other one she was debating between.
Uhhh... how are these bad? Besides the rear facing thing (what is this? Plz explain) I do all these too. Breast fed my eldest untill she was 2 yrs old, now breastfeeding my 2nd. Both kids are beside me now as I am writing this in our family bed (we follow McKenna' s co sleeping safety rules) and my youngest is wearing her cloth night nappy, which her sister has worn too. Does this make me a bad parent now? No, I don't have a sticker stating all this on my car (or whatever), but what if I would? Not hurting anyone is she...
Bragging about it like this gives the impression she shames people who don't or can't breastfeed. It's ick.
Load More Replies...1. Fine. 2. Fine. 3.Fine. 4. not ideal but, hey, no biggie. 5. No! That is extremely dangerous and could potentially kill your child.
It's the opposite - in the UK safety data was showing children were forward facing too young, and the recommended age to stay rear-facing was increased.
Load More Replies...Despite how much wisdom raising children can bring, being a mother does not automatically make someone an authority on health, wellness or even parenting. Be cautious of what overbearing mothers are posting in online groups, and find a community where you actually feel safe to express your parenting concerns. But if no online group makes you feel at home or you’re simply not a parent, you might as well get a laugh out of the Mom Group Drama subreddit. We certainly did.
Be sure to upvote the photos you find most egregious and let us know in the comments if you've ever witnessed questionable parenting posts online!
What The Krap?!
How about "K,somymom'skindacrazyandshedoesn'treallycareifnoonecanspellournamesbecausesheneedslikesonFacebook"? Also, Loki is a Norse God
Or KmymomisthedumbestandsheissoinsensitivetomeandsheprobablywouldblowhertopifshefindsoutIhaveanewnicknameatschool
Load More Replies...a new edition (carbon copy to her narcissism, maybe?)
Load More Replies...How Old?!
Actually, this might not be as odd as some people seem to think. Having your baby's hips checked soon after birth is standard hospital care where I live (but by a medical professional!) and neck misalignment can be quite commen if there were issues during the birth, as was the case with mine (suction). Again, this should all be done by a medical professional, but it can be an important check-up to have done.
This is a chiropractor's office, not a qualified pediatrician's! 🤬
Load More Replies...Man birth is traumatic, they don't Crack infants like they do adults. Mine had an adjustment at 3 days.
I get infants can get slight osteoporosis from the birthing process and misaligned hips. Mine had that. But it takes finding one who really knows what they're doing.
Load More Replies...This doesn't feel that crazy. I know that bodies can get misaligned quite easily. The misalignments can cause anything from headaches to bowel problems. My dad was a licensed massage therapist for years and he was learning how to help babies as well. Certain diseases can cause pain the muscles that when massaged gently it helps them greatly.
Not unusual in our country, often recommended by our doctors and midwives.
What people need to understand here is that chiropractics in the US and Europe are VERY different. In the US it's not a protected title and basically only amount to a short course or limited education. In Europe, it's a 5-year university degree, with some countries even demanding more training after the degree before you can call yourself a chiropractor. It's also one of VERY few alternative treatments that are included in universal healthcare in Europe.
Not true. Chiropractors in the United States are required to attend a 4 year accredited education program after their undergraduate degree. There are specific colleges that are for this purpose.
Load More Replies...Babies are squished into all kinds of positions during birth. It usually works out on its own but occasionally one needs a little help, usually because of a traumatic birth.
Load More Replies...I was a massage therapist and loved giving my baby massages. He slept like a rock.
This does not seem that bad to me as long as it's a good chiropractor.
I Can Weaponize Your Toddler, Dm?
Whilst the images look photoshopped, this is just wrong on all levels.
no one was stupid enough to lend her their little baby girl, so she had to fake it.
Load More Replies...It Can't Possibly Be Covid, Right??
It's been 5 months without my period, my stomach is huge, my chest is bloated and sore and every time I take a pregnancy test, it says I am pregnant? My review of my religious internet study is that it's related to 5G. Is this because I was vaccinated for measles when I was a baby? Should I take essential oils???
Take three doses a day of thoughts and prayers for two weeks. Pray that baby away!!!
Load More Replies...My daughter had the beginning of a sinus infection and we still tested her for Covid bc there are still 1400 people on average dying weekly from Covid. I do not understand the denial still
My husband just told me a few minutes after I posted this one of our workers has tested positive for Covid last night. He has a 102 temp and he's very sick. He's vaccinated as well. Now we're all getting tested No one was close to him except for our other worker that has to ride w him. I feel so bad. Yes he gets as much time off as he needs w pay. I'll be sending a care package too. Hoping my husband doesn't have it
Load More Replies...Other questions asked: Ladies, my belly grew over the last months and the pregnancy test shows positive. Can it be anything else? Ladies my windows are wet and i hear raining noises outside and the news said it would rain today. Can it be anything else? Ladies my car doesn't work correct and a tire is flat. The mechanic, my husband, my FIL and my hairstylist all agree the tire is flat, can it be anything else?
Fun fact: Covid Tests can be false negative but NOT false positive. Of course it's covid!
If only you had already taken some kind of test to indicate what was going on.
Looks Like It Was Tailor Made For This Group
Sadly, Poe's Law means it's impossible to tell satire these days from actual, mind-boggling stupidity.
Load More Replies...This post is satire. However having worked in urgent care, you would be shocked at the number of parents that call in saying things like "my 2 year old fell down our stairs a few hours ago. I don't think anything is broken because I wiggled him around and he didn't scream. He cried at first but he's quiet and wanting to sleep. Do I have to bring him in?" And another caller "My five year old has been vomiting every 4-6 hours for the last 4 days. He's really tired and weak, is this covid?" So many parents are completely clueless.
to all the commentors saying it's satire, unfortunately I have seriously seen people post stuff like this in a non-ironic, non-satirical way. so.... yeah. believable.
Believable, but it also says it’s a parody at the top. Unfortunately, it IS a terrifyingly accurate parody.
Load More Replies...Homeschool Group Comforting A Mom Who Never Taught Her 14 Year Old The Months Of The Year Or His Tables
Don't those children have to take regular tests to show that the home schooling actually teaches things?
In Australia, the land of this post, you need to submit samples of the work you do (copies of tests, projects, etc.) and also submit a learning plan every year that outlines what you'll be teaching each term to sub-sections (e.g. The Convicts, Algebra, Geology). However, the system allows for flexibility as to what *grade* of work the children are taught, which means the usual FDCBA bell curve is... warped, I guess. (I'm also not sure who, exactly, is reading the work samples.) Attempts to fix the holes in the pasta-strainer are ongoing...
Load More Replies...Non parenting fail: I am homeschooled. I'm 15 years old. I'm graduating HS soon and am taking classes at the local college already. Not all homeschooling is a fail. I know some kids who graduated uni with a masters in computer science at 19 and we're only able to go so fast bc they were homeschooled.
This is entirely on the parent. You want to homeschool your kids, then you have to make sure that they are learning something.
You know what we have something called schools in case y'all didn't know
And that dear Ladies and Gentlemen is why being a teacher is a job that needs professional training at university. Thanks for listening!
So days of the week, months, and alphabet is like Pre-K/K stuff. Times tables are like 2nd grade. Capitols, countries, and geography is like middle school (at least it was for me) so that one really isn't that bad but it's also like the least important thing listed here. Congrats on creating future burdens to society, excellent parenting.
I'm Not Going To Listen To The Doctor Because There's Not Enough Evidence
Wow, I feel for her because it sounds like she just lost her baby but at the same time, wtaf?!? Go to the hospital! What more do you need? A little sign popping out of your hoo-ha with the words get help scribbled on it?
I’m fairly certain than, not just after the egg-sized clot, but with the level of bleeding over this amount of time, this has nothing to do with BH or even spotting. She miscarried.
This Was Posted To My Facebook By A Family Member, These Morons Are Getting So Exhausting
It’s child abuse to not care for your child and put their health first.
If I was a kid in a pandemic wearing a face mask my imagination would run wild in all the good kid kinda ways. Dress ups are the best. Now which super hero do I want to be today? Oh wow I can poke my tongue out at everybody who annoys me today and they'll never know .... and so on and so forth. Fun times.
Who said you have to be a kid to enjoy it, *puts on flamingo jewelled mask*
Load More Replies...It is safe. It's not about being cute. It is not cruel. You are a moron.
My mom sewed masks for family, friends and neighbors cause we had a massive shortage of masks in Germany in 2020. The kids of a friend liked their Gecko-motive masks so much they'd wore them the whole day playing Ninjago. I'm sure most kids have less problems with masks than their parents!
The Comments Are Filled With Her Explaining The Science Behind It
its in a sock, and its hanging up. dont underestimate the eg. /s
Load More Replies...An egg hanging in a sock would have been an excellent idea for you, if you had only done it before you got it fertilized.
When I was a Kid I never grazed my knee falling off my bike when it was raining, Therefore rain stops you from grazing your knee. This is one of those "correlation does not imply causation" things, I never rode my bike in the rain!
How in the hell is this supposed to work? In any way of thinking? Hanging egg in a sock has magical powers?
I think they're using it as a combination artificial boob and teething tool. While the concept might be ok (not saying it is), using an egg is so unsafe.
Load More Replies...I've had parents recommend this to me. I tried looking it up to see if there was ANY truth to it... the only "scientific" explanation that I came across was very tenuous. An uncooked egg can absorb up to 7x its weight in carbon dioxide so it's possible, however unlikely, that this accounts for the soothing effect. https://www.eurekalert.org/news-releases/885437
My Favorite Is The “Head Situation For Reference”
Have you tried cutting off your own hair and super-gluing it to their heads?
Babies are born with no hair or very little hair. Your twins do not have a receding hairline. You have a receding brain on the other hand.
Everyone knows this! She must be new to this Earth. If she was undercover this dumb assness just gave her away
Load More Replies...I'd be less worried about the hair and more worried that they were apparently born without faces.
At that age I would say feed them breast milk and give it some time (around half a year) to do its wonders.
Try doll wigs! They are life changers! No more balding baby! They'll be chic and ready for any situation
I Found This Gem Today
You mean you actually had one left? I'm envious
Load More Replies...It is actually much worse. Your fetus can experience an imaginary pregnancy. But also, that imaginary pregnancy can ALSO have an imaginary pregnancy...and so on. You need to find an expert in Russian doll delivery.
I find it so shocking that these people say these things with such confidence. I mean how can you put your made up beliefs out there with such assuredness that they are absolutely true? I mean there are some actual proven scientific facts that I am not this confident about. How can they be so positive that this is the actual truth (when we all know it's total bs).
Moms Trying To One Up Each Other By Comparing The Size Of Their Babies’ Penises In Their Ultrasounds
but us lgbtqia people are the ones sexualizing and forcing things down childrens throats huh?
Um sorry, but you show two women kissing. How is that not worse than this? /s
Load More Replies...WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE MENTAL ZERO FRESH FUCKEDUP PSCYCHOSHIT TRAGIC ACCIDENT HELL?!?!
Blood Transfusion, Or Death? Decisions, Decisions...
Darwin is failing badly. How are so many idiots getting through into adulthood these days?
I think it was things like getting rid of lawn darts, junior chemistry sets and the like. I feel like that stuff weeded out some of the worst ones.
Load More Replies...How did that conversation go with the doctor? "Hold on doc, I don't trust your assessment as a medical professional so I'm gonna ask a bunch of people online what they think I should do". What was the doctor's response? I could never be a doctor because I'd tell people like this to go find a new doctor and just leave.
I dunno...this might just be darwanism at work. Perhaps we shouldn't interfere.
Load More Replies...Is it because they live in America and will have to mortgage their house to pay for the blood? (Just kidding, they live in America so can’t afford a house),
How Dare You Expose My Daughter To Grave Stones (Sticker) During Spooky Season!!! “Wow Ok” Has Me Dead
Maybe Because That’s Illegal
i only put my bodily fluids in a public food!! and people are made at me??
someone piss in her coffee or something, see how she feels
Load More Replies...She probably paraded it to the world expecting praise, and is in genuine shock at the backlash. Also I think I threw up in my mouth a little.
Load More Replies...I have a suggestion. Don't contaminate other people's food with your breastmilk! Just because you and your child are fine with your flora of bugs and germs and whatnot doesn't mean someone else will be. You could harm someone.
Try turning yourself in to the police now and save them the trip to your house.
What kind of human potato doesn’t realize that putting bodily fluids in PUBLIC food is both illegal and dazzlingly inappropriate!? ‘Well it’s natural, so what’s the difference?’ Gee, I don’t know, maybe that store bought milk is f**king pasteurized!? And doesn’t contain traces of the nutrients and medications that another human has consumed!? You’re lucky you weren’t arrested and turned into french fries.
Parents Play Sneaky 'Hide The Sausage' In The Bedroom They Shared With A Toddler, 10 And 12 Year Old
Meanwhile the 12 year old walks in, sniffs the air and says, "It stinks of sex in here."
Clearly you know how fantastically illegal this is because you intentionally concealed the words "children" and "sex" in your post.
I think the child/ren part was to shorten typing out child/children
Load More Replies...Raise A Prodigy Who Will Fail At Life As An Adult
That'd be creepy as hell. My wife I watch a lot of nature docs and we joke about how weird it would be if human babies just started walking around after a few minutes like animals do, lol. No thanks!
Load More Replies...And you too can have this system for your baby! At just £49.99 a month. Subscribe now!
Well, this is bright child...doing everything they can to get out of that household as quickly as possible.
However, I am NOT surprised that you’re trying to peddle these horseshit lies online. I seriously doubt your son is doing anything but picking his nose at 18 months.
singing solfege in perfect harmony at 24 months wtf. i was reading from an early age but i didn't walk til i was 2. a gifted child can show their giftedness in different ways
Whatever. They crawl before 8 months. All for of mine we r either walking or at least taking a few steps at 9 months so this guys timeline is way off.
It's an average. Both of mine were a bit over 15 months before they walked, so it equals out. They are now 6 and 18 and no one has ever cared about that.
Load More Replies...What's so big about "200+ words at 18 months"? After all the other this was a big let down. :-p
Now We Have To Be Sexy After Giving Birth Too?
Oooo she's gonna be embarrassed when she leaves her hospital with that Texas size mattress under her pants.
Boy, are you in for a huge surprise when you discover your stomach doesn't become flat immediately after birth...lol.
I Hope She Doesn’t Find Out You Can Adopt Dogs For Free From A Shelter
This is DISCUSTING! "Good job, mom" . What about teaching them how to respect animals?? 🙄
Yes, rub their nose in that psychoshit.
Load More Replies...Can't you just take her to play with puppies at the shelter? It's a win/ win. Your child gets the joy of puppy cuddles🐶❤ and no dog has to suffer by going home with you😁
One of my adult students got a Chihuahua- and sold it back the next day after she realized dogs shed fur and find some hair on the floor. Aaaaaaah!
Insane People On Facebook
Even though you can add the option of My Name Is Inigo Montoya You Killed My Father Prepare To Die?
Load More Replies...I like Lumos Maximus Nox or Expecto Accio Avada. I'm kind of torn on the second one though because I'm not sure if the ministry will allow it.
This Post Feels So First World
A really stable genius suggested ingesting bleach for something not long ago. That might work.
My husband suggests, to detox from drinking too much bottled water, that you walk directly into the ocean until the water is above your head take a deep breath hold it and when everything goes black the detox is complete.
“Plastic yuckiness” is supposed to mean petrochemical off-gassing, but I imagine each of those words are confusing. Meanwhile, she’s probably smoking a cigarette or vaping while asking and also oblivious to all the other, more serious carcinogens she’s exposed to.
Thats More Than 3 Pagents A Month If They Start When She Was Born! Of Course The Poor Thing Doesn't Want To Out Her Sippy Cup Down Shes A Baby!
OMG! because this poor baby has an object that comforts them as opposed to the PARENTS.
Yes, because she has to hold on to something for comfort because of what you're putting her through. Shame on you!
these things should be banned and im NOT talking about the sippy cup
Unassisted Pregnancy Group- If Only There Was Some Building Where You Could Go For Help?
Have you tried putting your left leg in a bucket whilst sucking on a dessert spoon and humming the National anthem?
I'm surprised this person even owns a blood pressure machine as they are clearly such a medical marvel
You can develop eclampsia from your untreated preeclampsia, have seizures, and die, possibly also killing your unborn child.
Seeks assistance with how to be assisted without seeking assistance. I suppose as long as the assistance isn’t science based it’s assistance she’ll consider.
Howabout seeking assistance? Oh sorry, you don't want to hear about it? No problem! HOWABOUT SEEKING ASSISTANCE!!!
You’re So Close
Why do women in America die during childbirth. Answer that please.
Why do people die. Answer that please./s
Load More Replies...Mom Actively Working Against Doctors To Save Her Preemies' Lives. Breasmilk Is Better Than Vax Right? Right?
Maybe try listening to the person who went to MEDICAL SCHOOL for starters.
Nope. A group of people with a political agenda decided all factual speech that didn’t agree with their agenda was fake news. They then renamed this info to mainstream media. Along the way they realized medical science and doctors didn’t align with their agenda so labeled them as co-conspirators with the mainstream media. They believe doctors don’t learn anything about the body on medical school, but instead how to deceive people into Lucifer injections so Bill Gates can control them with microchips. Because this all makes more sense than the actual situation when one cannot understand basic concepts.
Load More Replies...I think that if we let nature run its course, such children would be dead within days in the wild. That they have a chance in this day and age is only due to how sophisticated our "artificial" medicine has become. Therefore you cannot count on the natural way to keep them alive, but must instead give them all the help that you can... and if your doctor tells you that that will be adding blood and vaccinating them, then that is what you'll need to do.
Arrrrgh! Breastmilk only provides help for the childs immunsystem in the first few weeks cause the ingredient of the breastmilk changes afterwards (no more antibodies in the milk). After that they NEED their vacs! Why is that so hard to get? And momma needs her vacs too!
A severe deficit of red blood cells will keep the oxygen from properly circulating to your baby’s brains and organ tissues slowly causing them to shut down and die. Breast milk does not magically increase the amount of blood cells in a body. Know what does? A blood transfusion!
I Don’t Know What An Appendix Does But I Do Know The Doctors That Are Trying To Save My Child Are Just Quacks
I hate how she emphasized "educated guess". I just know she zeroed in on the "guess" rather than understanding that the key component of that phrase is the "educated".
Just think, if you don't take out the appendix they won't have to call CPS.
It was long believed that the appendix is vestigial organ and served no purpose. However we now know that the appendix serves the immune system, and there is also evidence that it supports gut bacteria.
That's why we often first try antibiotics as long as the inflamation is under control instead of removing it immediatly. Beware of the "as long as the inflamation is under control" - nobody wants it to burst and flood the belly with gut bacterias.
Load More Replies...Let's see, it can f*****g kill you!! Trust me, mine leaked for 6 month before my Gyno took it out. Had my last right read to me 3 times. Even though it is pretty much a useless organ, it will kill you if it bursts, leaks. This b***h is got to murder her child and should go to jail if that happens. Straight up neglect on her part
Am I understanding the situation correctly? This person has the means to post on a forum while their child is sick, but does not have the means to google the information, articles, pictures of the human body etc?
Yall better not remove that very important part of my daughters body that she desperately needs!!! Why you ask?! Well I will tell you why.....as soon as somebody comments on my post.
I Wonder Why She Can’t Find Another Baby Sitter
Dude, I charge 10 bucks an HOUR for babysitting. That's roughly 400 bucks a week if I'm working 40 hours a week. Four times what you were paying your babysitter. Step up your game.
2.50 an hour? Ma'am I babysit one girl for 10 an hour. 200 bucks a week
And Only One Person Broke The Group Rules And Recommended The Er
Not familiar with the brewers diet, but if you can't afford it, can you afford kids? Guessing she can't afford the hospital either.
I'm really starting to think some of these folks should just lay down and wait.
“My 6 Y/O Nephew Is A Little Fatty And I Hate His Mom, So I’m Going To Buy Him A Thinly Veiled Insult Instead Of A Gift He Would Enjoy”
Hmmm, I wonder if the mom is part of OP's social media group? This post won't cause any issues. Social Media makes happy families even happier.
It's a group post. Hopefully the group is set to private though otherwise... oof.
Load More Replies...Gonna Go Out On A Limb Here And Guess She Didn’t Get The Tetanus Shot Either…
Actually Manuka honey has just been scientifically proven to help with antibiotic resistant bugs. But not sure if you can just slather it on a wound…
This one is a little different imo. Puncture wound on the thumb from a dog bite? That's minor. As long as the dog is up to date on vaccines and the parents keep an eye out for any infection there's no need for antibiotics. The doctor probably prescribed it to prevent a possible infection.
Colloidal silver has mild antimicrobial effects when applied topically but does nothing INSIDE the body except cause kidney damage, headaches, and the same digestive upset that you’re trying to prevent. It’s no more effective at preventing infection when ingested than eating fried food is at preventing a heart attack. Amoxicillin on the other hand derives it’s primary ingredient from a natural fungi, so…
It's What They Came Out Of
Anyone who thinks the bladder and the uterus is the same should not be having any children or advising anyone with children.
I'm Sure The Hotel And Other Guests Would Appreciate That
I'm pretty sure I've initiated a birth or two there. (The 70's were a hell of a decade.)
Informing Me Of Medical Risks Is A Death Threat
some things are just a professionals concern for a child
Load More Replies...Teen Wants A Second Baby But With No Baby Daddy Involved This Time
17? Honey, don't you have school to go to and colleges to apply to? You have the rest of your life to have children.
Plus, ANOTHER baby implies she's already had at least one.
Load More Replies...I'm 17. While I do want children at some point, I'm not mentally stable enough to be in a relationship, let alone birth a child.
You want a cat. That's what you want. Or try babysitting. You'll get to hang around other people's kids for a few hours, play house, get paid and then be on your way home.
Toddlers Supporting A Home Birth Alone, Great Idea!
Wtf did I just read?? Do not give birth, at home, alone, with no one but your toddlers to assist!! Is she insane?? And even if you've separated from your partner, why can't he still assist? It's his child too. Or, you know, WATCH HIS OFFSPRING WHILE YOU GO HAVE ANOTHER OF HIS KIDS! At a facility, hopefully, Bc a mom needs assistance. I'm not against home births, Bc we've obviously been doing this since the beginning of time, but jeez, she could very literally die at home and there's no one to take care of her living children.
Wait. She wants to have an unassisted birth ( we don’t s**t in fields anymore, grow the f**k up) and wants the only assistance attending to be a 3yo and a 1yo? Holy Hell.
She might not want an unassisted birth, but it may very well be her only option, and now she is looking for the best way out of a really crappy situation (hint having a 3 and a 1 year old is not it), where she is basically left on her own. Those exorbitant charges the hospitals in the US puts on something as basic as giving birth is rediculous, and hence a lot of poor women are left in some terrible situations. Capitalism and for-profit for the win!
Load More Replies...Hearing Is Overrated
So who cares if there are preventative measures to help the child's hearing? Or methods that can be implemented to help the child? The little f*cker is breathing, that's all that matters.
Also it can impair speech development if you don't realize the child can't hear.
Load More Replies...Anyone know what they're talking about? This one confused the crap out of me.
After having read it a couple of times, I reached the conclusion that "hearing screen" is short for hearing screening. It is a simple test that a medically trained person normally do, in order to see if the baby react to sounds, to test if their hearing is working properly. Failing the test could be indicative of something being wrong and further inspection/test may be nessesary to discouver the course of it and some actions might be needed in order to save the child's ability to hear, or assist it in dealing with the handicap in the best way possible. However this mom is not willing to spend the short amount of time needed for such a test and does not care whether her children may suffer through all of their lives as a result of it.
Load More Replies...Found One In The Wild In A Bst Group
That's crazy ignorant of you to post. People donate breastmilk all the time to mothers who can't make enough. The baby won't know the difference. Also, learn how to spell. It's BREAST.
Load More Replies..."Disappointing And Frustrating" Yikes
And then the real Mona Lisa clapped for you! (I know you were being sarcastic)
Load More Replies...Ummm...they look like this because you are actually letting your children express their natural creativity instead of doing the craft yourself while you kids look on, then posting it on Facebook and saying "look what my kid did!"
"Local Mother Learns 'Toddler' Pinterest Crafts Actually Made By Adults: 'Why Can't My 2-Year-Old Create A Vision Board?'"
the route of the modern woman seems to be: porn actress until 35, then 4 years old child afterwards.
Dammit, why can't kids play perfectly like the actors in the toy commercials. LOL *sarcasm indicator*
maybe they meant rogue?? h o p e f u l l y???...
Load More Replies...The Entire Room Was In Awe Of My Placenta!
Wow, I thought this post was weird when reading about the placenta. Then I came to 'Char Char Binks'...
Excuse me? Char char binks? I sense great struggles in this child's future
Now that she's birthed the most awe-inspiring placenta in the history of humanity, let's hope placenta-shaming won't become a thing.
or even worse, the placenta-based discrimination.
Load More Replies...Yes actually - look it up. Birth doesn't just automatically happen the day you hit 9 months,
Load More Replies...I do hope Char Char Binks is a nickname for the baby, and not something these folks will put on her birth certificate ...
it says the girl's name is Charlotte and char-char binks is a nickname
Load More Replies...Anyone Want A Playdate With My Adult Child?
This is some seriously messed up boy mom crap. Cut the dang cord, he's an adult and can find his own friends. If he can't maybe it's because of you.
I dunno. I'm in my 30s and if someone asked me to play in a sandbox with them I probably would. Sandboxes are fun as long as there aren't cats around 😂
Load More Replies...Family orchestrated marriages seem a great idea! What could be wrong?
I do like the premise though. I mean I wouldn't want my mom trying to post on the Internet to make me friends but I could see posting for ones self talking about aiming for the same sand box. Am I weird? Probably
There's a site called meetup that's pretty much a connection site for people with the same interests - e.g they have walking groups, people who just wanna meet for lunch, groups that meet up for boardgames, etc. I used it when I moved area to find a new social circle that enjoyed pub quizes.
Load More Replies...Actual Question On A Sephora Product
i’m curious now, does she think the baby cleans itself like a cat
Load More Replies...Changing nappies before they hit the mark mentioned on the box (that's for the child's weight, not the holding capacity of the diaper) /s
WTF?! Is no one going to comment on that "make my baby smell 'expensive'" shyte?!
"You Can Say You Are A Mom Or Dad"
I'm a straight, white, single mom with 1 kid, 2 dogs, a cat, 2 bearded dragons and a horse. Who wants to be my friend?
I..just Have No Words….
Maybe I am too harsh here, but yes, if the girl keeps the child, they should find out which one of the brothers is the father.
Not sure why that's harsh. If she keeps the baby the father should know he is the father. What I don't like is the whole tone the mum is giving off, very judgemental towards the young woman and treats her sons' behaviour like it's nbd. The hole in the wall sound's like anger issues to me. This is probably not ending well for anyone I don't think, sadly.
Load More Replies...well... even though the two boys are related, they still only have around 50% of their genes in common (maybe a bit more if one or both of their parents have to copies of the same gene). I think that should be enough to say with quite a high level of certaincy which one of them is the farther.
Load More Replies...You should have done a better job with the sex-ed. However to answer the question: Not sure how the law works there, but in the UK if a minor fall pregnant, the parents of the alleged father can apply to have a legally mandated DNA test. If your sons are disputing who the father is then they can also request a legally mandated test. However, you need to bear in mind that it will also be evidence of statutory rape and could well result in you son being carted off to jail.
In the US 18 is the age of consent and she said the girl is the oldest one. The sons are 15 and 17 so if anybody got hauled off for the relationship it would be the girl.
Load More Replies...Convince her to get an abortion, while you can! Raising a child especially if it is the result of such a precarious situation is an almost unbearable task, which will have a major impact on your life. At 17 you are not yourself established in life (even worse if the farther is 15) and you are not fit to give that child the life it deserves without a lot of support from the outside (basically having the entire familiy raising it). I pitty the child that has to grow up under those condtions.
Ouch!
Yep, and what better place could there be for an open wound than RIGHT at your b******e. It's pretty far down the list, but this one? This is the post that is straight-up exhausting.
Load More Replies...Guess I Gotta Go Outside And Hug Trees
Both of them combined work great for those with clinical depression. Can't get into the woods if depression pain makes it impossible to move. Depression is a treatable illness, why suffer when you can get assistance? A lot of times antidepressants aren't a lifetime script and are used in conjunction with therapy to help people through major life changing events. Once they've processed everything the patient no longer needs them.
Instructions unclear- ate a leaf, swelling in the mouth, still depressed
Unfortunately I tried sniffing trees but it just didn't change my brain chemistry. Am I doing something wrong?
You gotta take them by the mouth for it to work properly
Load More Replies...If Only There Was Some Kind Of Professional Trained For This
Y’all I Had To Log Off After This One
It's called "Trotzphase" (defiance phase) in German. But now we're supposed to call it the autonomy phase when having developmental talks with parents because it sounds nicer 😄
Load More Replies...She needs to step up to the plate and learn to be a parent, after all who is the real adult here?
Op‘S 5 Year Old Child Has Covid, Ox Reads 91, Not In Hospital
All Of Our Shoes Stink, It's Just The Way It Is!
why not ditch pants and shirts too. Hell with it, just walk around naked all the time! imagine never having to do laundry again, (however it may come with the minor side effect of being cold all the time, and getting sick, but once more, think about the laundry). Wild idea: If you cannot mangage to care for your offspring's needs, maybe you should propagate so massively.
Honestly, some of them can be useful like putting peppermint on the back of your neck when hot bc it'll cool you down. And some of them are just crack pot conspiracy theories. I only know about a few good ones that I've used that do help with very minor things.
Load More Replies...Boric acid is used topically as an antiseptic; it also has antibacterial and antifungal properties.
Load More Replies...Found This One In The Wild....
These people look for things to be outraged at. Vile, racist, traitorous Trump trash. Btw, none of this is taught in schools.
There should be no apostrophe in plurals. Basic English
Load More Replies...…. suicide ideation?? what?? did one of the kids have that in a novel they’re reading cuz also where did cannibalism come from wtf
Ugh, these people are horrible human beings. They're part of the Trump cult.
Where the heck did they get CANNIBALISM from? Did they just need to come up with some bad thing that started with C?
My country has far too many clinically insane people, and I'm incredibly thankful I live in the bluest of blue states.
"Anti Americanism". Because being taught to critically review history is SCAREY
Thought there was going to be something about LGBTQ+, since it’s normally included in these Fox-News fueled rants.
Mother Nature Has A Plan For All Those Other Mothers To Die I Guess
Egg Fast Keto Mom Group
Congrats! You have successfully ratioed the post!!!
Load More Replies...xd. anyone who breaks the eggfast - two days in the hole.
Load More Replies...Didn't that diet also include some steak too? Maybe she has another fridge with more wine and steak.
Load More Replies...Given To My Daughter Through A Mom Group
our great great great great grandparents??? six generations?? i guess The Norman Conquest of 1066 was before "creation"
Im so confused about ppl who push the 6000 yrs thing, dinos & ppl living together and all that. As someone who has read the Bible many times, I guarantee you, no where does it state these things 🤷♀️
I mean like that one guy who lived for like 930 years saw 1/6 of the time our Earth existed?
Load More Replies...You can be a Christian and believe in evolution. Knowledge and critical thinking are so important. Back in the day, people thought the sun revolved around the earth. When they learned that the earth actually revolves around the sun many thought this was affront to the church. Why? Knowledge of the universe can make our view of God bigger not smaller.
"Some scientists think"? I've yet to see an actual, present day scientist agreeing with these storybooks. "You know what that means?" Well, from what you wrote it means that humanity after Adam and Eve evolved from incestuously incestuous incest. Lots of it.
I Wonder Why This Isn’t Working...
putting essential oils on your face can cause it to be very irritated. her son is way smarter than she is lmao
I would say that the right thing to do is cook his food in either sunflower oil or rapeseed oil, and that should cover it all. It is much easier than all the other stuff you do, and it will have about the same level of benefits. If you want to go wild, you may give hime some Omaga 3 oil supplements, or add a bit of castor oil to the car.
Like I said last time this was posted, he's a teenager. And one with an insane mom. He's gonna have attitude. It's how teens work. They're pushing their boundaries, seeing how much they can get away with as they explore new rules and expectations.
Mom Says What She Really Thinks About Her Teenager
I don't even understand what kind of problem the mother has. Also I don't know a lot about American sizes, but am I right to think the girl went from far too skinny to still skinny, but healthier?
I think she means in UK terms, her daughter went from a size 6 to a size 10. This person is clearly nuts
Load More Replies...Let's Paralyze The Baby Right After Birth!
Can you have any kinks to work out when you’re still soft out of the oven?
I Am At A Loss For Words Here. It’s Totally Believable That Your Pyramid Scheme Products Miraculously Cured Your Child’s Stomach Bug
This Seems Like The Worst Thing Ever
I don't think that people realize eating your placenta is cannibalism
To Add Insult To Cringery, This Woman Is Due Any Day Now
Who abbreviates Winifred to Neddie? Have you not watched The Wonder Years?
How the HECK did she get "Nora" from "Concordia". Did she put the letter blocks on a scrabble board and just.... shake it? And whichever letters didn't fall off are now the nickname?
This is like saying "my childs name is EhmIleAyy and then being like but we call her jessie" bruh
I actually knew a Theophania once, she went by Tiffany. It's really not that terrible a name. Some of these other ones, though... yikes. Who names a kid PILGRIM?
Y.....yes???
Yes, but the real question is how that cinnamon roll got pregnant in the first place.
Freebirther Goes Mask Off (A Mom Asked If She Should Birth In A Hospital Due To Baby Having Covid-Induced Myocarditis)
Home delivery is fine in a country with trained, experienced midwives AND if you have a hospital within close range in case you DO need medical assistance. Trained midwives can very well tell if chances of you safely home delivering are good or bad, and you should listen to their advice (there are conditions that you need to fulfill before they even consider a home birth an option). And obviously deliver at home with a midwife. Where we live, home births are done with the assistance of two midwives and not just one.
These dumbasses say they know their body better than a doctor but don't know where their spleen is.
I Don't Even Know Anymore
Not Sure If It's Been Posted. But What The F
3rd Grade Lunch? Better Pack That Breast Milk
I agree it's a gradual and natural experience, but for my son it was around age two. Not 10
I would say it's not even normal to breastfeed such a grown child. in my country it's normal to breastfeed but I've never known of a toddler older than 2 being breastfeed
Load More Replies...When I was little and playing at a friend's house, I accidentally walked in on my friend's mother breast feeding her 9 year old son.
My mom weans by 18 months. Or sooner in some cases. My friend's mom weans by 3 years. People are different.
If we let nature do its thing, a natural transistion would occur when the next one needed the nutrients the most. And since a pregnancy takes around one to two years (counting the consciving and restitution period), that is about how long I think is apropriate. At age 10 some developed children could in principle give birth on their own, so that is definately long past the point where they are dependant on their mother for nurishment.
Her Profile Says "Holistic Mama Bear No Incurable Diseases"
Jeez if you have to do that to all of your spelling in order to trick the censors you're violating policies. Just spew that stuff on parlr where you don't have to censor crap and leave the rest of us alone.
Her 3yo Can Count To Infinity And Is Smarter Than The Majority Of The Us
wow, how can someone count to infinity? I remember an old kids joke, that you start counting 1,2,3 .. 8 and then, because 8 is tired it lays down.
This Response To A Mom Asking For Speech Therapist Referrals
Have you tried applying essential oils to your crystal and sticking it up your butt yet? That should do something, right?
Might clean up all the "logic" they're pulling from there
Load More Replies...These Name Posts Are All So Ridiculous And Cringe. This Is The One That Made Me Leave The Group
The mix up of Seuss, sexual and ukulele no-one asked for
Load More Replies...Mariyen isn't completely horrible, and neither is Capri. The rest have to be a joke.
In about 7 more years we’ll be able to identify by name which young adults need deprogramming and reeducation.
…is This A Thing?
If you add sugar and give it a quick blast with a flame you could make meringue and call the kid 'sweet cheeks'.
Common Core Is Definitely Part Of The Leftist Agenda
Haha I’m So Toxic
Sounds like plan... a really stupid one, but once she realises this, it will propably be too late, and she will be smack down the middle of the mess that she has created, let's hope the child survives her being all on her own. Most be first time mom, since she obviosuly does not know what she is into if she thinks she can hide going into labor, from her husband. I haven't tried it, but from what I have heard, it hurts on a level she popably have never experienced before, so just not screaming and keeping a straight face will be nearly impossible, and her leaking fluids on the floor ought to give her partner a clue about what is about to happen.
That's just cruel. Risking oneself and one's baby without even telling your partner? Poor guy.
Huh????? I-
"Well good news internet, I followed the advice of my moms' group, doused jr with essential oil and after 3 days his fever came down. He seems extremely listless and is drooling a lot but I'm sure once we sage his bedroom he will rebound"
It was really effective... now his body temperature is all the way down to 68F and he seem to have calmed down a lot.
Load More Replies...Yikes! I am not good at the fahenheit scale, but that is around 41C, and about 40C is when it potentially is lifethreatening. If you get to hot, the proteins in your body coagulat, and stop functioning. E.i. the same thing happes to them as what happens to the eggwhite when you boil an e.g. My brother once nearly had such a high fever, and was told that he had to go back to the hospital if it got around 40.
According to online converter, it's almost 41 °C. That woman is insane, what is she waiting for?
Probably Shouldn't Listen To The Voices
They did back in the 1800 but then again they died around 30 so you know.
How Do I Detox My Baby?
If it wasn't for my chiropractor, I wouldn't be able to walk
Load More Replies...Okay, this is currently number 111 in the list and I am OUT. I need some cute cat videos right now to soothe my soul.
Warning From Local Mom Group
Meanwhile foot fetishists everywhere are saying, "Wait a minute, that worked?!?"
They blocked the name of the college he went to to protect everyone’s privacy
Load More Replies...$12-15 For 11 Hours/Day With 3 Children Under 5…
The payment rate wouldn't be bad like the one for $2.50/hr if it were just child care but they also want a house keeper, cook, and extra parent all in one.
I would most definitely do this. I am weird, yes, but also very experienced in caring for young kids. It depends on if they want a minor caring for their kids, though.
Found This Gem In My Local Mom Group…
I Can’t Believe Facebook Is Free
Just FYI, I work with the police [USA] and if they hear from your kid that you washed their mouth out with soap, they will reach out to Family Services. I'm not saying a case gets opened but you WILL get a call from them.
I feel like the police would be interested in "popping them on lips". Is it me or are they admitting that they hit their kids in the mouth?
Load More Replies...Cripes. I thought my mother was being OTT threatening to wash my mouth out with soap was bad, back in the ‘60s and ‘70s. But hot sauce? W T Actual F?
Don’t Take Your Baby To The Doctor In 3 Years. It’s Fine, And Pediatrician Recommended!
My Son’s Classmate Gave Him A Crystal. We Must Notify The School And Police
Or just put it in water and it expands and becomes a little dinosaur-shaped sponge.
Load More Replies...It's probably selenite. Crystal hippies love it cuz it's a pretty cool mineral, but it dissolves in water. Milky white, so I guess I could see the drug correlation - tho it seems like this nut job mom has enough drugs of her own.
How old is the girl? Sounds like she is five then sounds like she is 20
Translation: You’re Probably Dumb, Also I’m Not Asking For Much, Only To Completely Rely On You Every Single Morning While I Go To My Real Job. Also Why Can’t Helping Me Just Be Your Hobby You Spoilt Brat?? My Baby’s So Sweet Isn’t That Payment Enough? Ok I Guess I’ll Pay You “Side Money”
The solution would be so easy: if you cannot afford childcare you cannot afford to have children. And if you cannot afford to have children just don't have any.
And by "corporate" you mean you work for a corporation. So a business? Like Walmart, or McDonald's, or Dollar General.
Surely you can find some sort of hobo or drifter to watch your children, right?
Can I Just Cross Out The Bits That Don't Fit My Version Of Reality?
Where's the checkbox for "I understand I will be held financially responsible for all medical trauma and costs caused by my child bringing any of these to school and causing immunocompromised and other unvaccinated folk to become ill."
That shouldn't be a check box, it should be list as YOU WILL BE held responsible...
Load More Replies...You Don’t Breastfeed? Straight To Jail
My Mother-In-Law Is Making Me Gag A Little. For A Bonus, Her Current Husband Has No Biologic Children Of His Own
Nor me. Just reads that someone’s excited to be a grandma?
Load More Replies...Just a question. Maybe I'm the stupid one. But how can you be grandma for someone else's kid?
It’s her mother in law, so her husbands mother. She’d be a grandma to OPs baby.
Load More Replies...While my dad thought of both my children and his stepchildren's children as his grandchildren, his wife was super obvious in treating her children's children as her "real grandchildren". Of the bloodline, so to speak. She loves my kids, but not in the same way. And I'm treated totally different than her children, since I was just grafted in. Even my husband is higher in the pecking order. It s***s, but some people think this way.
my MIL was upset I had a tubal after 2 girls. She said she wanted a REAL grandson. While her adopted son and his son were sitting right there.
Local Mom Wants A High Schooler To Watch 3 Kids For A Week. For $2.97/Hr
Again, I'd do it. Not like I'm putting myself out much either, since I have done this before.
Guessing that you're a little bit older than14-16 though (hence capable of handling the 10 and particularly the 14 yo)
Load More Replies...This Was In A Disney Group.... And Yes She Continued To Argue About How Child Birth Isn't Gross
What the heck is a bacon, lettuce, and tomato birthday? Google only comes up with the sandwich or "bizarre love triangle".
Holier Than Thou Family Take On The Half Time Show. Either A) Your Under Age Ten Kid Didn't Actually Say That, Or B) You've Already Introduced Them To Strippers. Embarrassing For Mom Either Way
How does her little girl know what a stripper pole is and what strippers do?
So Now We Naming Kids After *checks Notes* Eyeshadow Palettes?
To be honest, many of the names here are used as actual names for children.
I'm thinking of naming my child Deep skin, Dirty martini, or Dancing Queen. Any other suggestions? 503116901b...905b4f.jpg
Yes, I've always wanted to make my child Prix, pronounced pricks......🙄
Sherry, Coco, Rose, Lindy, Gaston, Maverick, Cal, Billy, Teddy, Santo, and Diego are the only actual names here
That's not really true, Ada, Olive, Melody, Flora, Eve, Topanga (if her parents were hippies), Ray, and Quasimodo (only applies to hunchbacks) are also completely valid names.
Load More Replies...We Love Us Some Obnoxiously Spelled Names And Unknown Acronyms
I Was Banned From This Group For Telling Her To Go Get Checked Out
A friend of mine was in a serious car accident and felt "just fine" then two days later yawned, stretched and broke 3 ribs that were holding on by a thread. Just go to the hospital.
If you feel fine after such a terrible accident, you need help. Listen, I'm no doctor at all but that doesn't sound right.
Trash Parent Using Her Kid To Pedal Her Own Political Views
What is up with the minimalist application of the space bar? I know we aren't really supposed to use two spaces after a period anymore, but using less than one seems a little stingy.
I don't disagree with the kid's feelings about masks as being uncomfortable etc but it turns out being on a ventilator is WAY worse and there is going to be a lot more missing of dead friends' faces. I feel like a lot of these are from the same people who call out others as 'snowflakes' when they post about equal rights and respect.
i have a feeling that with all the misspelling and typos the "mother" wrote this
The Actual Fu..?
This List Of Diaper Themes From My Cloth Diaper Buy/Sell Group Is... A Lot...
Do you assume that diapers exist which are Smith & Wesson licensed merch?
The Mother Of The 8mo Who Can’t Lift His Head Up Posted *this* In The Freebirth Group Back In January
I "read it again" and took away that "70% of humans DO need to be born by surgery" How were you hoping I would understand that?
True that "not all..." BUT way to play russian roulette with your baby's life and development
Tl;dr Can Anyone Lend Her Some Money So She Can Catch The Bus To Go Steal Gifts For Her Kid?
"Dear local law enforcement and/or shop owners,,, keep an eye out for this person"
That’s Not How This Works, That’s Not How Any Of This Works...
Ah Texas…
My daughter never read any LGBT books growing up, I now have a daughter in law too and a beautiful Grandson. Books don't make people gay. They are who they are and who they are is perfect!
Here's a thought,,, I don't know... maybe,,, check in with your children periodically? Ask them what they're reading and watching? Take an interest in their lives? Be involved? I disagree with OP's position on LGBTQ and probably EVERYTHING, BUT it's not the library's job to police your child's interests.
"Hello? Mrs.Smith? This is the library. We have some gay books now, just thought you'd like to know." *click* "Hello? Mr. Evans?..."🤣
When Extra Just Isn't Extra Enough, You Make Thing Up
I'm currently pregnant and with the amount of ultrasounds I've had so far, I can't imagine the doctor overlooking that there's another baby...
I mean, stranger things have happened, but how would the two babies be born at the same time, from the same uterus, but have different gestation lengths?
Load More Replies...I will quote Michael Levine here; "Having children no more makes you a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist."
You should have to pass an IQ test to have kids... 😑
Load More Replies...I couldn't continue. This stuff is sickening. What parents are doing to their kids is obscene!
WHY?? WHY?? Do "parents" have to give their children impossible names to spell or pronounce? Like Oprah, who constantly insisted she was named after some African queen or whatever, until her mom revealed she made it up (her mom must have hallucinated during Marx brothers movies and thought he was named Oprah). The absolute worst name I had ever seen was someone who apparently was a drug addict and put a string of words together, over 20 words, as a name. I wouldn't tell you what it is but can you imagine something like this: Ilikemymomanddadbutiwillbeaworthlessdrugaddictwhenigrowupbecauseofthisnamemyparentsgavemeandihavetopaythreehundreddollarstogetthecourtstochangeitandthegovernmentmakesmewritethiswholethingasmyname Seriously people!! You are not creative! You are harming your child.
I couldn't read past the first 10. Too disturbing. These idiots are making the rest of us parents look bad.
I will quote Michael Levine here; "Having children no more makes you a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist."
You should have to pass an IQ test to have kids... 😑
Load More Replies...I couldn't continue. This stuff is sickening. What parents are doing to their kids is obscene!
WHY?? WHY?? Do "parents" have to give their children impossible names to spell or pronounce? Like Oprah, who constantly insisted she was named after some African queen or whatever, until her mom revealed she made it up (her mom must have hallucinated during Marx brothers movies and thought he was named Oprah). The absolute worst name I had ever seen was someone who apparently was a drug addict and put a string of words together, over 20 words, as a name. I wouldn't tell you what it is but can you imagine something like this: Ilikemymomanddadbutiwillbeaworthlessdrugaddictwhenigrowupbecauseofthisnamemyparentsgavemeandihavetopaythreehundreddollarstogetthecourtstochangeitandthegovernmentmakesmewritethiswholethingasmyname Seriously people!! You are not creative! You are harming your child.
I couldn't read past the first 10. Too disturbing. These idiots are making the rest of us parents look bad.
